/brit/

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i am the king of the world !

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Hope nobody does this

Redpill me on the difference between flags and flegs

>>75857904
inb4 contrian edgelords start tipping their fedoras everywhere

>>75857892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t4YiXWPBpo

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Quick lads- Post waifus

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>>75857957

got a pie in the 'ven

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>>75857957
greater grimsby MP

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>>75857957

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>my virtue signalling post on fb has 50 likes in 20 minutes

wew lad, might overdose on these small dopamine hits

>>75857930
I'm not arguing against any socialist policies at all being in effect. I'm specifically referring to the policies that allow people to laze about and abuse them, such as women getting paid to shit out a baby and raise it in a single-mother household.

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>>75857957

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>>75857957

>>75857957
Don't have a waifu
I do have a husbando though

>>75857904
The last one is true though

>>75858007
get aids, faggot

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>inb4 contrian edgelords start tipping their fedoras everywhere

>>75857904
I agree with half of those points. I believe in evolution and I wouldn't trust a muslim to do my shopping.

>>75857899
>go to cinema with couple of m8s
>we see someone from our old school with his mum
>they start shouting and throwing things at him

felt really bad for him desu

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the bf

LEFTYPOL BTFO!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

;)

>>75858016
>faggot
FOY

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>I believe in evolution and I wouldn't trust a muslim to do my shopping.

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am a leftypol lad but I really think May should step down and let Boris Johnson take over ready for the Breggzit negotiations

she's completely unfit to lead, her policies on privacy and the internet are mental and she has the no charisma or popular appeal whatsoever

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>>75857957

>>75857996
>I'm specifically referring to the policies that allow people to laze about and abuse them, such as women getting paid to shit out a baby and raise it in a single-mother household.

That's a Daily Mail tier meme though.
Benefits really aren't that much, and long term unemployment's a fairly miserable existence.

Going to violently shag the finnish gf when I get home

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>>75857979

>>75858016
go fuck yourself you fat yank shite

>>75858047
but labour won?

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>>75857957

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuMS6_7msJ0

CORBYN! CORBYN! I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM. LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER. FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER!

think im a corporatist

>>75858055
rasheed

>>75858063
>daily mail meme
It's a demonstrable fact in every single western nation on Earth.

>>75858079
faggot

>>75858058
>her policies on privacy and the internet are mental
they're legit like something your granny would come up with

>>75858100
going to heem you

>>75858100
aka fascist.

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>>75858038
This is my fear

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>think im a corporatist

>>75858111
yank

>>75858086
labour wanted a government that is further right than before? gz to them then

SAY IT WITH ME:
BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
>BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
>BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
>BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM
>BORIS JOHNSON NEXT PM

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MA
SOOV
CHOON
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXIIL2tmR8 ]

>>75858124
wow you've convinced me to change my mind with this stellar argument

>>75858132
aids monkey

>>75858058
agree except i hate boris even more

my personal dream tier list:
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
Return of Osbourne
>power gap
Boris
May
>power gap
DUP fegs

how many rorkelets are on pooicide watch?

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>Then you lock them up for breaking that law. If women are entirely unable to live without being a leech or breaking the law, then so be it.

>>75858157
pants shitter

>>75858148
bumbling bojo will be a treat at pmq's

>>75857874
>afternoon choons edition
https://youtu.be/QJTz5OE3h0c

boyish coy look

https://youtu.be/lws_S_d31Pg

>>75858086
No they didn't. Labour did very well but the winner is the party that forms a government, which is the Tories. It's a hollow, Pyrrhic victory though and May really should resign because she made a total arse of it.

>>75858058
Such a fucking arrogant wretch

Calling a general election to boost partyinfluence and reinforce image of strength to the public only to get embarrassed by le english bernie man is grounds to resign immediately

cant believe i climbed a freaking 5 storey scaffold in the middle of the day and only got like 6 (You)s for it

state of me

>>75858172
>>75858157
>>75858132
>>75858111
>>75858079
>>75858016
Both of you belong at the bottom of the Atlantic

need a personality transplant if i'm to get a job

>>75858101
It's not though
Unemployment's ~£60 a week
Disability's ~£100 a week
Entire household benefits are capped at £20,000 (could be spread between two adults and x amount of kids)
Child tax credits are £60 a week and capped at 2 per household

I used to clear more money when I was 17 working in a restaurant part time

>>75858206
>freaking
foy
also post picture i missed it x

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YOUR BROTHER'S SOUL IS
MINE

>>75858206
try jumping next time, sweaty xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhuO9vy0vA

To my little friend...this song, and nearly everything else, makes me think of you. I love you Christabell. Walking down the shore at tobay holding your little hand. I'm permanently linked to you and there's something so magical about that
I'VE MISSED YOU MISS. HARRIET WHEELER. i THANK YOU for ALL THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME. OXOXL
hej the sundays dejlig musik summer time fedt NR dejlig stemme forforene NR VENLIG HILSEN THC

>>75858195

a mealy mouthed reply

>>75858206
link?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmZvBWmVKA

>>75858215
I'll take you down with me

>>75858257
tell me about bane

>>75858257
BANE???? XDDDDDDD

>>75858247
what's this retarded shite

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>>75858257
CRASHING THIS PLANE

>>75858268
He wears a mask

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>>75858223
>>75858243
go to the last thread and ctrl-F "i did it"

>>75858217
how much do personality transplants go for these days? could use one myself

>>75857904
the muslim one is a perfectly acceptable statement. lol why is it on there

>>75858222
I don't particularly care how much money you were making. I'm talking about giving these people money for free that allows them to survive without working if they shit out some kids.

>>75858266
zitto animale

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>Wilson again served as Lord Mayor of Belfast between June 2000 and June 2001. During his time as Mayor, the Andersonstown News set up a website to highlight Wilson's "naked sectarianism". The site included such quotes from Wilson as: "The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA"; "I don't care if [gays] are ratepayers. As far as I am concerned they are perverts"; "Taigs don't pay rates"; and "They [Sinn Féin voters in the Oldpark area of Belfast] are sub-human animals". The Andersonstown News had challenged Wilson to take legal action if he felt he was being misrepresented. He did not. The website voluntarily shut down when he ended his tenure as Mayor.[10]

the fucking state of this coalition

Tory + DUP only have a majority of 3

Will they actually be able to get any hardline stuff through? I imagine a lot of the more moderate conservatives won't be too happy and would rebel, particularly as it's been shown that the leadership is currently in shambles.

>>75858285
>>75858247

worth a watch if you are a patriot.

>>75858288
no survivors

Would I trust them (/brit/) to go down to the shops for me, no I wouldn't.

>>75858294
Not sure why you find this impressive

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>I believe in evolution

>>75858305
He was essentially saying "I wouldn't trust muslims to do anything except my shopping for me." He was calling them untrsustworthy.

>>75858294
triangulating your position as we speak, sunshine

>>75858320
theyll quadruple line whip every vote

>>75858311
>giving money to people that allows them to survive

shock horror what a scandal cant believe the state is misusing funds like that
its not like thats LITERALLY the point of bennies or anything

>>75858317

>The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA

what the fuck is he on about?

>>75858320
no
amazed that rorkes think we will get a hard right govt

>>75858320
>Will they actually be able to get any hardline stuff through?
no lol, it's the weakest government in decades and will be completely ineffective

>>75858355
without the context it doesn't give that impression at all.

evolution is not fucking real. devolution however is. the negroid and the mongoloid have devolved from the first men created by god.

>>75858311
>I'm talking about giving these people money for free that allows them to survive without working if they shit out some kids.

You do realise that the vast majority of unemployed people aren't unemployed by choice? (And that even working people get child tax credit if they earn under £16,000 'cause kids are expensive)

So we should have kids starving and unable to go to school and '30s style queues for salvation army soup?

Really don't understand the logic of being simultaneously opposed to abortion because of the sanctity of human life but then doing nothing to support life once it actually exists.

feel the momentum is building and I'm going to have a job soon
had an interview this week I'm waiting to hear from, got another on tuesday, also had a recruiter call me today about a position .

fucking hate yanks so much, stupid cunts, wish they'd fuck off forever

>>75858399
>>75858343
foy

>>75858399
t. DUP

>>75858311
would rather work than raise kids at home on bennies 2bh

>>75858359
The whip loses effect if it's used too often

There's a reason they only use it strongly in really important debates

>>75858362
Have you seen hurling?
Weaponised Irish

>>75858320
It's not about pushing hardline stuff through. For the DUP it's about maintaining the hardline stuff in NI, feeling relevant to Britain, getting a cash injection and having a seat at the Brexit negotiations. For the Tories, it was getting someone to prop up their minority government. That's all.

It's the ideal result for Northern Ireland and the least ideal result for Labour.

>>75858360
>>75858403
And that's why bennies should be scrapped. You get hit by a bus and can't work? Fair enough. You get some disease and can't work? Fair enough. You choose to shit out some illegitimate kids to get money instead of having to work? Fuck right off.

just woke up

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>
And that's why bennies should be scrapped. You get hit by a bus and can't work? Fair enough. You get some disease and can't work? Fair enough. You choose to shit out some illegitimate kids to get money instead of having to work? Fuck right off.

>>75858416
*annoys you*

>>75858455
>You choose to shit out some illegitimate kids to get money instead of having to work? Fuck right off.

>choose to shit out kids
>literally opposes abortion

You're not exactly giving many options you rorke spastic

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>tfw NEETbux will only rise with the DUP there and Labour waiting in the wings

I love brit sluts.

>>75858480
lol fucked it

>>75858480
fucking illiterate retard

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>>75858362
PRIMARY SCHOOLS ARE IRA TRAINING CAMPS! LOOK AT THESE TRICOLOURS THEY'RE FLYING!

>>75858416
get off our website sweetie xD

>>75858441
they'll save it for the big end-of-negotiations deal then I suppose

imagine if it ends with a hard brexit but without all of mummy mays hysterical internet regulation?

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>>75858492
lol fucked it

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>a coalition with the fucking DUP
is this real life

>>75858482
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>75858484
Correct. I'm giving one option. Personal responsibility. You don't want a child? You don't have unprotected sex. You want to raise a child? You get pregnant while in a stable, loving, nuclear family environment.

It's not hard, you dunce.

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did he 'cide?

>>75858526
papist

coalition of chaos

>I support Christian values and think we should get back to our spiritual and moral roots
>Why no, I don't support feeding and sheltering the poor, theyre lazy fucks and should get a job
>Why no, I don't support helping refugees, theyre stinking foreigners and its not my fault their country is at way
>Why no, I don't support tolerance of other religions and opinions, its my way or the high way
>Why no, I don't support antiagression policies, we have to take out the 'bad guys'

>YES, I do hate abortion and gays! Aren't I a great Christian?

>>75858526
as if 2016 wasn't comedy gold enough, 2017 is comedy platinum

>>75858545
yeh :( rip

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>>75858532
>>75858532
>>75858532
>
>
Correct. I'm giving one option. Personal responsibility. You don't want a child? You don't have unprotected sex. You want to raise a child? You get pregnant while in a stable, loving, nuclear family environment.
>
>

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me and the lads

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haha yeah we all know this feeling right lads

Rumours that DUP pact is jeopardising the Good Friday Agreement.

Both the other Unionist parties and the Nationalists in Northern Ireland are complaining that the pact means that the next Conservative Northern Ireland secretary won't be neutral.

>>75858518
art galleries are cool
books in 2017? lmao
Opera is straight up garbo
the classics are shit
post-rock is grotesque and boring
Shakespeare was a clown
Chaucher and Dosty are cool
videogames are for gayos
expressing yourself is normie af

>>75858545
tiger woods is still rich as fuck

>>75858571
don't know this meme

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>>I support Christian values and think we should get back to our spiritual and moral roots
>>Why no, I don't support feeding and sheltering the poor, theyre lazy fucks and should get a job
>>Why no, I don't support helping refugees, theyre stinking foreigners and its not my fault their country is at way
>>Why no, I don't support tolerance of other religions and opinions, its my way or the high way
>>Why no, I don't support antiagression policies, we have to take out the 'bad guys'
>>YES, I do hate abortion and gays! Aren't I a great Christian?

>>75858532
>Personal responsibility means you have to do exactly as I tell you

:thinking:

>>75858559
haha
good post

>>75858545
looks like the somali pirate leader in captain phillips

>>75858532
Condoms have a pretty high failure rate man

your life must be fucking tragic

>>75858559
amazing post desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIQz6zZi7R0

good tune but what the fuck is he doing in that gimp jumper

https://twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/873145672672968704

what did he mean by this

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>>75858559

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no rorke gf

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>>75858628
Turtleneck la

>>75858615
it's like 2% failure when used correctly you mug

>>75858532
thank you for being so kind as to give us poor humans one option, dear sir

May many outrageous and fresh /pol/ memes shine on your path, oh great wise man

Guys exactly how nationalist are DUP?

>>75858599
Cute strawman. I support charity. I don't support government support. Christian chairty is how the poor survived for so long before the welfare state, you dipshit.

>>75858601
Personal responsibility doesn't mean killing a child because you simply don't want it. It doesn't mean shitting out a child to exploit for money.

>>75858615
>condoms have a high failure rate
It's like 3% and it's also not the only form of birth control. Not having sex works 100% of the time, for example.

>g-get a life!
We already had someone try that one last thread, remember? It was probably you, in fact.

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>>75858559
christian rightists utterly HEEMed

>>75858532
virgin freak

>>75858658
kek

Used to hate George Osbourne but he's turning based

>>75858599
jamiroquai.jpg

>>75858687
You're welcome you dirty nigerian cunt. Fuck off you of Ireland and stop infecting it with your infanticide-wanting bollocks. The man who gave you your freedom was just as adamtantly against abortion.

>>75858658
him and dave must be loving this

>>75858579
this is a good point actually

How has May managed to fuck it this badly?

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any christian communist man in?

>>75858723
i always like him
i played tennis with him once cause my brother knows his son, Luke Osbourne

>>75858673
bet she likes it rough desu

>>75858712
You tried that one already. It didn't work that time and it isn't working now.

>>75858559
What is charity?

>>75858753
hey aisha :3

skengman

>>75858679
>>75858696
You do realise that if you're having sex regularly a 2% chance of the condom breaking during any given shag it's actually a reasonably high chance over time?

>Not having sex works 100% of the time, for example
And abstinence-based sex ed works wonders, as shown by the huge teen pregnancy rate in States that only teach it.

>>75858768
Is he as aspie in real life as he looked in the house of commons?

have a similar face to turtlegimp
might buy a black turtleneck and start posting selfies

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>>75858658
no but really what did he mean by this
im too much of a brainlet to understand what this means

whos the big fella

wish I could see what you all looked like
absolutely howling at the idea

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abortion should be legal because I like spaffing in girls
>>75858821
pics x

>>75858559
"Christian" values isn't literal;it's simply code for maintaining the dominance of white man over society

>>75858812
He is super posh. More posh than he seems on TV actually, I think he gets trained how to hide his poshness in public.

But aside from that he was actually very sociable, told some great jokes and was generally great chat

i dont think oyu can make it far as a politician unless youre good at smoothtalking to some degree

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>I voted labour

>>75858808
the girl should be using birth control too if she is that desperate not to have a kid

>>75858808
I never once said that abstinence-based sex education should be used. I said that it's an option that works 100% of the time in not resulting in a pregnancy. There are many forms of birth control that aren't confoms.

>literally doesn't even understand % chance
Fucking hell lad, you're not a bright one, are you?

>>75858823
theresa may

>>75858696
>fewer and fewer christians every year
>gap between the poor and the rich gets bigger
>more and more people are living beneath the poverty threshold
>christian charity is all you need

>>75858743
I'm busking in the golry of God as I copypaste this.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/order-nuns-dumped-up-800-9979348

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>>75858823
an orangeman

>>75858823
big fella represents DUP
theresa may is now "in their pocket"

really stupid cartoon though. neither depth nor subtlety

booked a flight to lisbon, lads

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https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873191259472637953

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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>"Christian" values isn't literal;it's simply code for maintaining the dominance of white man over society

>>75858823
Big fella is an Orangeman (member of an Orange Lodge, a sectarian Northern Irish/Scottish Protestant fraternity to which a lot of the DUP belong)

It's mocking the old Conservative poster that showed Ed Milliband in Alex Salmond's pocket in the run up to the 2015 election.

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Britain and Ireland are islands how did the land mammals get there?

>>75858892
ALL ABOARD THE TROUBLES TRAIN

>>75858892
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

>>75858861
why does ben garrison label everything

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>>75858823
It's a reference to this, but with Salmond replaced with the DUP

>>75858870
Oh right, it's Mboko from Dublin again. I'll go ahead and ignore you as usual. Take up a trip or something to save the rest of us having to read your guttural clicking noises that you call "speech".

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>>75858932

>>75858545
nah
internet's blocked in ethiopia

On the topic of bennies, what's happening with them? An immediate family member is genuinely unable to work but he's scared he'll be told to fuck off and get a job next year. He's the unluckiest bastard I know so even though he's in a bad state I could see that happening to him. He's terrified lads, and I'm scared for him too. Will everything be okay?

>>75858939
>read
>noises
the state of rorke

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>>75858840
alri' babe?
x

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ah yes a HUNG parliament, very impressive
*sips earl grey*

>>75858545
>>75858953
for the last time, he is back in new york you mongoloids

>>75858892
SF takes their seats and shit's going to kick off. They are voted specifically on the promise that they reject British sovereignty on this island. If they legitimise that sovereignty, they're fucking dead in the water and DUP takes over NI.

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*blocks your path*

>>75858985
I remember you, the stupid long hair and that right?

>>75858939
literally not an argument, you're a retard through and through. Good luck living your wet dreams, sweet desktop crusader.

>>75858987
the absolute STATE of that mans bulge and his legs
looks deformed

>>75858985
would cripple you with a single punch to your solar plexus

>>75858955
tell the scrounging cunt to get on his bike and find a job

wow deep

>>75858978
>if I take everything literally then I can totally get this fella with my very own "GOTCHA!" moment gosh i am so smrt

>>75859019
literally a nigger, you're a nigger through and through. good luck living as a nigger, nigger desktop nigger.

>>75858862
Some women have really bad side effects with the pill, and premarital sex has been going on as long as humans have existed.

>>75858866
>literally doesn't even understand % chance
I don't think you understand it. It's a 2% failure rate in any one instance of sex. If you're in a relationship or having sex regularly the chance of experiencing a condom failing is far higher than 2%. In an ideal world everyone would use some form of hormonal birth control in addition to condoms but it's not going to happen.

t. medical student who knows a lot more about contraception than you do

>conservate + DUP

Howling

>>75859050
pakistan

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>>75858892
>>75858994
I'm glad I stayed up to watch your shitshow.

It's only fair I get to see you burn in flames since the USA gave you a nice fireworks show in November

any really cute twinks in here?

big up the fogies binning conservatives by the busload

give me 1 (one) reason why i should give you a (You)

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i feel like communication with the turbororke has broken down somewhat

>>75858317
>"They [Sinn Féin voters in the Oldpark area of Belfast] are sub-human animals"
wtf i love dup now

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>>75859035
>>if I take everything literally then I can totally get this fella with my very own "GOTCHA!" moment gosh i am so smrt
look how fucking angry he is

the lad with the irish flag in this thread right now is a nigger named mboko from nigeria, do not reply

>>75858892
Good Friday Agreement dead in water

Cheers Theresa

>>75859059

Bomber Harris do it again.

>>75858933
>it's a reference to this extremely common euphemism in the English language "that X has Y in his pocket"
kys 3rd worlder

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>>75858892

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>>75859050
>even pakis are laughing at us now
t-thanks theresa

>>75859049
>the more you flip a coin the more the odds swing in one favour over the other
wew

>>75859078
>u-umad
What is this? 2008 /b/?

Oh, it's the bradleyposter.

>>75859094
partition do it again

Arent the 2018 boundary changes supposed to give the Conservatives a majorty?

alri islanders

>>75858658
are gideon

@75859035
>anon_got_cucked_by_/pol/_and_pretends_to_be_a_tough_boy_online.jpg

so fucking bored

I know fuckall about NI politics so just tell me this, will the DUP support the UK leaving the European Convention on Human Rights if doing so threatens the Good Friday agreement?

any bent man in?

>>75859100
It goes deeper than that

That billboard was all over London before the 2015 Election

You seriously don't think it's playing on the irony?

>>75859116
the more times you flip a coin the higher the chance it'll land heads eventually
only needs to happen once

>mboko is still posting

*Punches your hung parliment*

Ah yes :)

what streams do lads recommend to watch this shitshow unfold? finding myself with nothing to do at work here

>>75859116
you absolute tard
get the fuck outta here with that deliberate pedantic misinterpretation shite

>>75859146

Only boring people get bored

>>75859116
>the more you flip a coin the more the odds swing in one favour over the other

You really are a fucking idiot

If you toss a coin a hundred times the chances of it landing on heads at least once is a lot more than 50%

You're mistaking the probability of an isolated event with probability of an outcome over multiple events

>>75859152
yeah, you haha

>>75859170
If you don't want to get heads then all you need to do is stopping flipping the coin.

>>75859139
mboko

>>75859195
just put on BBC News or Sky News

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me and my friends in Athlone

>>75859201
>reeeeeeeee
lmao

>>75859211
Stop flipping the coin if you don't want it to land on heads, Bono

>>75859220
if i want to flip the coin i will buddy. I'm glad i have a choice, the freedom to choose, because i am enlightened by my own intelligence

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>>75859195
the public shitshow has basically unfolded now, the rest of the stuff is going on behind closed doors

while you wait, read about some of the shit the IRA did, and keep in mind they are currently on ceasefire, not disbanded

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Armagh_Sniper_(1990%E2%80%9397)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_MI6_attack

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Guys I'm an idiot, what does this whole DUP agreement actually mean for the government? How's it gonna change?

>>75859220
>>75859248

>I don't have sex so no one else should either

Sex is a psychological necessity

love mboko love fitizen
hate angrylad hate ira autism
simple as

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She is just SO FUCKING CUTE

>>75859272
based may is here to stay

>>75859152
me x

>>75859230

>>75859265

ta, la

>>75859284
sags in rags

>>75859272
instead of just doing what they want the Conservatives will need to get the DUP onside

because they have different goals, this will result in a lot of horsetrading and compromise for the tories

additionally, there is hte possibility of a vote of no confidence going through which would trigger another election this year, like in 1974

>>75859285
not necessarily

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Irish genocide

>>75859263
And then you can suffer the consequences of landing on heads.

>>75859282
You couldn't have sounded more like a virgin if you'd actively tried.

>>75859285
>based
Come on

Sinn Féin probably wont take their seats
why would they? it would have no effect anyways
more likely they are discussing options and how to proceed with unionists being kingmakers now

Conservative-DUP works out well for me. Not sure how NEETs will fare, but I appreciate the selflessness guys.

>>75859272
labour kiddies' plan backfired

>>75859310
nah i'll just fix it later on mate, sorry bro

>>75859311
BASED fuckin' may

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>>75859265
>The campaign is notable for the snipers' use of .50 BMG calibre Barrett M82 and M90 long-range rifles in some of the shootings.
>Both American weapons

Heh... heh... heh... I'll see myself out

>May is literally going to go down in history as having run the worst election campaign in history and possibly as having fucked up the Good Friday Agreement

>>75859302
>the Conservatives will need to get the DUP onside
Don't the Irish hate us though? Aren't they just gonna want to fuck us?

>there is hte possibility of a vote of no confidence going through which would trigger another election this year
I can't fucking deal with another

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>>75859285
lol

>>75859272
Conservatives will continue doing what they were doing but they'll have to give the DUP money to do it.

>rorkes trying to reclaim some dignity after a 200 majority turns into a minority coalition
absolute state

/brit/shits banned from 4chan when?

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NEED TO GET RID OF BLACKHEADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Genuinely could not keep myself from laughing at May when she accepted her election
fucking stuttering and shaking she was
And she didn't even fucking shake the hands of all the other candidates, what a cuntbag
not even lord buckethead

>>75859324
Ahh yes the sinister plan of voting for the party you want in government. Truly chilling.

>>75859325
>na i'll just murder a child bro
Yup, that's a sociopath alright.

>>75859361
NEVER NOW THAT MUMMY MAY HAS LOST HER MAJORITY LMAO

>>75859361
fuck off litwa

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>>75859310
Dunno m8, don't think many people who aren't virgins think people should be punished for having sex

>>75859367
Have a hot steamy shower and then pop them : )

>Spies on you on government sanctioned porn

Based May :^)

>>75859361
soon

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snippity snappity jew
where are you
come and take my son's tip now

>>75859332
dont worry
most of the weapons came from France and most of the explosives/missiles came from Libya
the CIA only provided a few specialist heavy weapons, not that bad really

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>>75859152

>>75859374
>a child
**a foetus

murder is defined by law
abortion isn't murder, don't worry mate

doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_sRsTeKRs

anyone else actually like may?

anyone got a live link to SF press con?

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>>75859370
would you elect our Buckethead?

>>75859394
desperately need to get fucked like that

>>75859410
here lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34jC4I1m70

>>75859394
have a suggestion for these lads
stop wearing tight pants as its clearly giving them some issues here, nah?

Just moved into the new house share - first thing I did was masturbate.

The fuck is wrong with me

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>>75859394
w-wow

is that level of passion normal?
ive never been fucked like that....

today in uni

got forced into a handshake with a brit from imperial college london

what a normie

i hope no one says hello to a stranger

>>75859357
>labour voters so desperate that they are acting like losing the election was a victory
embarrassing

>>75859436
mboko! that's nigger rap not a press conference! silly mboko

>>75859407
haven't read on her, in the future i may

>>75859417
I'd campaign for the cunt if he was in my constituency
The eradication of b*rmingham must be obtained at all costs

never had a boyfriend
never had sex

>>75859451
hello

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>BBC BREAKING: SINN FEIN ANNOUNCE COALITION WITH LABOUR PARTY
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>BBC BREAKING: SINN FEIN ANNOUNCE COALITION WITH LABOUR PARTY
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>BBC BREAKING: SINN FEIN ANNOUNCE
COALITION WITH LABOUR PARTY
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>BBC BREAKING: SINN FEIN ANNOUNCE
COALITION WITH LABOUR PARTY
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>BBC BREAKING: SINN FEIN ANNOUNCE COALITION WITH LABOUR PARTY
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>BBC BREAKING: SINN FEIN ANNOUNCE COALITION WITH LABOUR PARTY
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>75859476
Too obvious

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>>75859394
fuck

>>75859451
i thought only asians were allowed to study in Imperial, how come you saw a brit from there

>>75859443
it is a good thing. it wards off evil spirits

>>75859452
They turned a 24 point lead into a 2 point lead and fucked the Conservative's majority

Corbyn's now in far higher standing than May

Would say it's a pretty good result for them

>>75859476
xD

you alright yeah

how's your mum she good yeah

>>75859500
Pajeet logic.

Should I rape my cousin, too?

>>75859469
SAVE OUR SPACEPORT

sinn fein?
not a sinn fan.

>>75859490
autistic lad from my school went imperial, remember sitting behind him in assembly once and there was a spider crawling around in his hair

>>75859452
the lads done good desu

>>75859458
*grooms you*

>>75859518
no that will make her a evil spirit