/brit/

Rorke btfo

>>75854043
bit early but i'll let it slide

hankering for a wankering

second for england for the english etc

>>75854043
until mummy may bans porn ofcourse

need a thread theme (metal)

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was it autism?

>>75854096
he's a fuckin vulcan

>>75854081
tar J-man

>>75854095
https://youtu.be/MJiiwulcTe4
no

4chan will be banned

>Are much more likely to have received welfare (IBF 17%; LM 69%; GF 57%)
>Have lower educational attainment
>Report less safety and security in their family of origin
>Report more ongoing "negative impact" from their family of origin
>Are more likely to suffer from depression
>Have been arrested more often
>If they are female, have had more sexual partners--both male and female

>Are more likely to be currently cohabiting
>Are almost 4 times more likely to be currently on public assistance
>Are less likely to be currently employed full-time
>Are more than 3 times more likely to be unemployed
>Are nearly 4 times more likely to identify as something other than entirely heterosexual
>Are 3 times as likely to have had an affair while married or cohabiting
>Are an astonishing 10 times more likely to have been "touched sexually by a parent or other adult caregiver."
>Are nearly 4 times as likely to have been "physically forced" to have sex against their will
>Are more likely to have "attachment" problems related to the ability to depend on others
>Use marijuana more frequently
>Smoke more frequently
>Watch TV for long periods more frequently
>Have more often pled guilty to a non-minor offense

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>may calls an election even though she already has a majority
>loses that majority

what a waste of time and money

business idea: deepweb /brit/

>>75854096
>when you press random face too many times in elder scrolls

>>75854106
he's just making a move, remember he's into pigs since diane abbott was his last squeeze

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>tories won

>>75854125
>It found that children of homosexual fathers are nearly 3 times as likely, and children of lesbian mothers are nearly 4 times as likely, to identify as something other than entirely heterosexual. Children of lesbian mothers are 75% more likely, and children of homosexual fathers are 3 times more likely, to be currently in a same-sex romantic relationship.

>Both males and females who were raised by both lesbian mothers and homosexual fathers have more opposite-sex (heterosexual) partners than children of married biological parents (daughters of homosexual fathers had twice as many). But the differences in homosexual conduct are even greater. The daughters of lesbians have 4 times as many female (that is, same-sex) sexual partners than the daughters of married biological parents, and the daughters of homosexual fathers have 6 times as many. Meanwhile, the sons of both lesbian mothers and homosexual fathers have 7 times as many male (same-sex) sexual partners as sons of married biological parents.

>Children raised by a lesbian mother were 10 times more likely to have been "touched sexually by a parent or other adult caregiver" (23% reported this, vs. only 2% for children of married biological parents), while those raised by a homosexual father were 3 times more likely (reported by 6%).

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pretty straight forward from here lads:

IRA rises up and seizes ireland
no more DUP MPs in westminster
coalition falls
new election
corbyn wins
british communist republic

>>75854106
crying

>>75854129
b-but the tories won!1!

lefties btfo!111

we showed them!

>>75854136
'ce

>>75854096
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
so this is the masterrace...

>>75854125
Wow what's wrong with Americans

Why are lefties going mad about corbyn when he is 60 odd seats short of a majority LOL

Peabrain racist ukip existencelet replied to me after the new thread was linked LAMO what a retarded poncy fruit

>>75854147
the won the battle but not the war, no siree!

>>75854169
screaming

>>75854154
>yank
>communist
you really do have no redeeming features do you

>>75854165
dirty blonde at best

>>75854106
state

>>75854169
they aren't

>>75854147
>having to share their toys with the irish
>won
think we have different definitions of winning

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state of sheeds

I know a guy that unironically voted UKIP lmao

Triangle cut sandwiches > Squares

if you disagree you're just ignorant, sorry sweaties

Got an ulcer on my uvula

>>75854143
wouldn't mind a danish gf tbbh

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>75854171
>racist ukip
didn't you hear? They all switched to Labour, Labour is the new racist party!

Paul Nuttall?
More like Paul Nought'all haha.

>>75854201
They're not Irish

>>75854171
why are you trying to save face this hard? you were called out and embarrassed yourself. no one cares that you think acting retarded will soften the humiliation.

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anime

>>75854235
the fuck mate? are you a nonce or something? delete this

>>75854171
you are a very recognizable poster I recommend you behave yourself

>>75854212
>not hexagons
>the most naturally energy efficient shape
'ck off

>>75854227
This.

Kiwi needs to back himself up

>>75854235
nonce

>>75854219
Is it? Thats mental haha *walks away to not be near you*

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>Constantly claim Corbyn has links to Terrorists.
>Go into a coalition with literal terrorists.

>>75854235
sex, sex, sex

>>75854202
Neither this post or image make sense

Back to pakistan you go rash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeuIN60m2VA

>>75854154
Northern Irish people have votes political representation and a police service that serves them, no army on the streets any more. The IRA are gone lad. All comfy now.

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>>75854235

Clear Labour Victory.

simple as

>>75854275
do NOT click

>>75854268
DUP are freedom fighters, sweetie x

>>75854260
your mum backed herself up onto my knob last night m8 aha

>>75854154
A UI could be on the cards depending how Brexit goes.

>>75854169
he got 40% of votes which is way more than most people thought he would get. A lot of people though he was gonna utterly embarrass himself in the beginning

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>tfw voted labour in a labour/Tory marginal

>>75854249
>>75854261
theyre all otherworldly creatures who are hundreds of years old, think before you speak

>>75854204
aha alri mikey I only did it cos smithy dared me lmao

Are lefties retarded?

Suely this is much worse than just a Tory majority

MAY OUT
BoJo IN

>>75854305
>hundreds of years old
literally couldnt care less then fukc of

*posts a political opinion on twitter with a sassy gif under it*

gf is watching orange is the new black and it sounds like the most horrible yank shite

hate the way yanks speak, don't think I can watch yank television anymore
Certainly can't watch the majority of yank youtubers anymore because they all speak in that bizarro half english half ebonics yank speak

>>75854280
>the ira are gone
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/new-ira-bomb-plot-foiled-after-6kg-of-semtex-is-seized-in-city-35783978.html

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>rorkes trying to salvage a tory minority propped up by young earth creationists as a victory
screaming

>>75854305
this is the part where we string you up nonce

>>75854313
no?

>>75854306
absolute madman haha

>>75854260
>>75854250
>>75854227
Pillorying your fellow minorities won't make you any whiter lads. Namaste

lefties are actually BTFO

this is the most right wing government for centuries

we say what we voted for in the thread:

lib dems

who /kensington/ here lads?

>>75854313
But the party is in chaos

>>75854338
not a loss though is it
>young earth creationists
this sort of shite is straight up Rorke's alley m8

>>75854354
lib dems (and they got fucking rekt by the Labour candidate)

>>75854313
irish politics is pretty self contained. they'll just campaign for more benes. they're not going to change the gay marriage law or w/e

>>75854338
how did labour do again? they were at least close to a majority right? oh

>local NEET HEEMED in 1 punch after telling wagie "you'll work for me one day"

>>75854325
be respectful of anime please

>>75854350
>this is the most right wing government for centuries
lmao

>>75854338
well labour still has no say and DUP will block any progressive policies

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TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ
ÉIRINN GO BRÁCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ot7amDyqbY

>>75854350
>centuries

"p-p-p-p-p-please let me be pm"

-jeremy corbyn in floods of tears

and news just in, labour in line to achieve 70 seats in kensington

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>>75854338
>arrogant students celebrating like they just wiped tories off the face of the earth
>instead they lost by at least 40 seats to a withered up old hag with the charisma of a damp sponge

>>75854297
Did she enjoy it?

>>75854372
What Tory constituency you from mate?

>>75854415
>gif
fuck off

seems so futuristic the footage
like future with communism
https://www.fb.com/JeremyCorbynMP/videos/10155443340813872/

having trouble lads

can't decide what I hate more:
yanks
or normies

young people honestly don't know what's best for them

minimum voting age should be 25

>>75854349
Won't make you smarter, paki cunt

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>>75854415
>to a withered up old hag with the charisma of a damp sponge
didn't know the queen could run a political party

>>75854415
>>arrogant students celebrating like they just wiped tories off the face of the earth
stop making things up you utter cretin
labour supporters are happy because they did better than expected. that's it

>>75854413
so this is the power of recounts...

>>75854336
what age are you?
dublin gangs calling themselves ira?
every Catholic in the 70s and 80s was signing up for the provisionals in the north.
you don't know what xmg is
be happy things are better lad

>>75854451
>young people honestly don't know what's best for them
yes they do

>>75854453
*unloads a heaped pile of pulpy pungent shit directly into your mouth*

what's wrong with gifs

love pints
love DUP
love scotland

simple as

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>>75854415
The coalition with the DUP will fail in a few months, that's if Teresa isn't stabbed in the back by her party sooner.

Say it with me "PRIME MINSTER CORBYN"

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the pm

Imagine if are Ian was around still
Would have been a gas eh

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>>75854451
>young people should vote more, stop moaning!
>*young people vote more*
>wahhhhhhhh stop them voting!

bootyblasted rorkes all over the shop

>>75854498
PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON

>>75854507
>bootyblasted
fuck off turbo yank

NEED to go back in time to stop David Cameron

wish i had a gf

>>75854350
Firstly, Labour regained seats. Secondly, DUP want a soft Brexit too. How did they get BTFO? Politics isn't as simple as left and right.

>>75854485
*smashes your nose bone through the back of your skull*

>>75854437
Boston and Skegnes

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eating a smarties cone :3

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>>75854523

>>75854510
To fight memes, we created memes
say it with me
Prime Minister BO JO MO JO

"ah yes let me magic up all this money to pay for uni tuition while at the same time pumping more money into a dying NHS"

-comrade corbyn as the UK becomes a third world country

Would love turboyanks to fly over the Atlantic on their jetpacks and run out of jetroleum and crash and drown lol

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Looking at the map im quite suprised how much of it is blue especially in scotland, I thought they hated the tories

>>75854458
AHAHAHAHA

hope the tories do the one thing theyre good at and backstab may so she fucks off already

leftypol on full damage control

>>75854482
yeah, whatever looks the best on their facebook feed

>>75854574
wouldn't wish that on iceland

>>75854574
would love if you'd overcome whatever caused you to say this

>>75854579
why do urban areas vote labour so hard

https://twitter.com/HTaylor_KHFC/status/873123154448662528


ah yes

>>75854574
KANE??!

>>75854579
those are tory shires

>>75854571
the bankers are paying for it with their bonuses

I don't hold the political views I do because I think I might be wrong, might be right, toss up either way. I sincerely believe that my future, and that of those around me, will be considerably worse off if the Tories win another major victory. I believe this opinion well-justified by the evidence. As such, I don't want people to go out and vote for them, because in doing so they are fucking up my future. I would much rather those people stayed at home, because I believe that they are wrong and that as such they are harmful to me. While I admit this is not a terribly sporting position to adopt, I feel no qualms in doing so, because it's not a game.

>>75854579
Stupid SNP would have stopped the tories forming a government if they just kept their seats.

>>75854451
and a bunch of old people that are scared of memes on the internet do? fuck off

>>75854611
all pakis and niggers leeching off bennies

>>75854579
What the fuck, how come the Tories didn't get more seats? There's very any fucking red in this map and most of it is blue

>>75854510
Bojo is unironically a clown with a massive egg still lingering on his sad face from his pretend pro brexit theatre. He has no convictions and no skills beyond rhetoric. He wants to play the politics game like a child. Just look back to his days as a journalist, they accurately sum up his character and aspirations.

never understood the "jeremy corbyn is honest" meme

in every single interview of his ive seen he's very guarded and weirdly defensive when responding to even the most trivial questions

>>75854622
love that the lefties didn't give a shit about them 10 minutes ago and now the DUP are the worst thing since hitler

>UK will remain conservative
>Ulster will be given a billion quid to redo roads and other infrastructure
Best possible result.

>>75854609
Would you? Oh awesome *flies off to talk to someone else*

why didn't May just not bother calling an election lmao

why didn't Cameron just not bother calling an EU referendumb lmao

>>75854649
>Bojo is unironically a clown
He really isn't at all.

*plunders the coasts of Scotland*

>>75854647
Is this your first fucking election or something?

How in the fuck did we lose those seats
Fucking upwards of ten percent swings in angus what the FUCK

>>75854622
literally nothing wrong with being anti-abortion or anti-gay marriage

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>>75854579 the magic of a tubby lesbian

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>After championing Jeremy Corbyn with the #grime4corbyn movement, JME, Stormzy and other musicians are celebrating Labour’s gains – and landing a big blow against political apathy

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/jun/09/stay-involved-grime-stars-hail-young-voters-labour-grime4corbyn-jme-stormzy

>>75854313
Y-yeah but Corbyn did better than catastrophic so hes definitely going to get a majority in the next general election!!!!11

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I thought the election was today lads

is the politics talk over now lads? can we go back to banter, pints, and slags?

>>75854647
you stupid boy, tories start each general election with a -30 handicap because they hate the NHS

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>>75854622
Must shock their world view when a non-white goes against them as if non-whites are all supposed to only vote labour

>>75854695


agreed.

>>75854689
get fucked you wee daft bastard

Tory Remain MPs need to start speaking up. Brexit is ripe for squashing

>>75854687
Hello leftypol twat

>>75854647
> Tory brainlet, specimen #47276262
Its the number of constituencies that matter, not their size on the map.

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this is i

>>75854713
give it a couple days, rorkes are still lingering like a bad smell

>>75854657
10 minutes a go they weren't even slightly relevant.

hate each and every one of you
love pints

>>75854713
it's far from over 2bh

next 6 months will be a shitshow

>>75854722
That daft paki can hardly speak english lol

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>>75854711
all this could have been avoided if you voted

why the fuck are performers to some degree leftist

>>75854708
>celebrating defeat

Fucking state of these niggers.

>>75854659
>implying the tories won't cuck DUP like they did with libdems

blairites get fucked

>>75854711
you see that pepe you done posted? that's you right now. lolok at that dumb face hahah

>>75854680
Care to debate me on my actual points?

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>>75854745

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>>75854313
Nobody gives a shit about Northern Irish politics so the DUP has neverh ad a media focus.

The Tories just went into a coalition with a far-right wing party, that have corruption ties to Saudi Arabian princes and the party is a political arm of a terrorist organization

Now all the media will be asking "Who are the DUP", look at all that fucking history, look at all the scandals, all the corruption leading to just months ago with the DUP.

Is this the party the Tories really want to be associated with?

Corbyn is like a Komodo Dragon now, he's poisoned the victim and now he's just slowly stalking it until they die. The Tories are done for.

>>75854771
jews

Reading Manchester's biography of Winston Churchill lads.

>During the early 1950s, when this writer was living in Delhi as a foreign correspondent, social scientists began a comprehensive poll of Indian villages to determine how many natives knew British rule had ended in 1947. The survey was aborted when it was discovered that a majority didn’t know the British had even arrived.

screeching

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leftypol on the left
rorkes on the right

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Better times ;~;

Is the Tories and DUP a formal coalition or just an agreement?

don't think these leftie students realise that they have just created an even more right wing government that before the election

howling

>>75854774
>the DUP are cuckable
Even as an Irish Nationalist, I'm not foolish enough to believe that.

>>75854771
Left wing views and creativity go hand in hand.

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>>75854771
Because to succeed in the performing arts requires a degree of empathy and intelligence

>>75854753
don't mind you.
pints? lets go

normies here normies there NORMIES HERE NORMIES THERE NORMIES HERE NORMIES RHHHEHEH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE

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>>75854647
>There's very any fucking red in this map

>>75854689
>we
What constituency did you run for?

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>>75854745
*looks at flag*
yup, checks out.

what i gather from this election is that no one won

peeeeyoo! bad rorke stench...

like pints, love anime. debate me.

>>75854745
rorkes need to fuck off desu

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Jezza's genjutsu is too strong

>>75854579
Labor unionists voted for conservatives in Scotland. Some conservatives did the same for Labor

These are really really moderate conservatives.

feels like we are living in historic times

> half a million people voted for the fucking greens
would like to delete every one of these runtoids fro the gene pool ASAP

Only gone and passed my driving test haven't I ahaha x

>>75854841
yes tories and DUP won

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@75854854

voted conservative in a marginal seat (middlesbrough south)

>>75854805
Agreement

>>75854805
Agreement. Minority Tory gov

>>75854647
FOY

In some ways middle-class society has become a pale copy of the black ghetto, as the appropriation of its language would lead us to believe...Indeed the attraction of black culture for disaffected whites suggests that black culture now speaks to a gneral condition, the most important feature of which is a widespread loss of confidence in the future. The poor have always had to live for the present, but now a desperate concern for personal survival, something disguised as hedonism, engulfs the middle class as well. Today almost everyone lives in a dangerous world from which there is little escape. International terrorism and blackmail, bombings, and hijackings arbitrarily affect the rich and poor alike. Crime, violence, and gang wars make cities unsafe and threaten to spread to the suburbs. Racial violence on the streets and in the schools creates an atmosphere of chronic tension and threatens to erupt at any time into full-scale racial conflict. Unemployment spreads from the poor to the while collar class, while inflation eats away the savings of those who hope to retire in comfort. Much of what is euphemistically known as the middle class, merely because it dresses up to go to work, is now reduced to proletarian conditions of existence...The propaganda of death and destruction, emanating ceaselessly from the mass media, adds to the prevailing atmosphere of insecurity. Far-flung famines, earthquakes in remote regions, distant war and uprisings attract the same attention as events closer to home. The impression of arbitrariness in the reporting of disaster reinforces the arbitrary quality of experience itself, and the absence of continuity in the coverage of events, as today’s crisis yields to a new and unrelated crisis tomorrow, adds to the sense of historical discontuinty – the sense of living in a world in which th epast holds out no guidance to the present and the future has become completely unpredictable.

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London minorities vote Labour, get a Tory government which is still proceeding with Brexit, and claim victory.

lmao.

>>75854820
ᶜᶫᵉᵍᵍ... ᶜᶫᵉᵍᵍ.... clegg... clegg... clegg... CLEGG... CLEGG... CLEGG!! CLEGG!! CLEGG!! ... clegg... ᶜᶫᵉᵍᵍ....

>>75854579
Scottish Labour told Labour voters to vote Tory.

Srsly.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/807559/Kezia-Dugdale-Nicola-Sturgeon-SNP-Scottish-independence-poll-Ruth-Davidson

>>75854866
VERY well done!!!!! Xxxxxx very impressive xxx

>>75854866
Proud of you lad, mines in a couple weeks.

>>75854893
hmmmm...

btw lefties are calling unionist fighters who fought the IRA terrorists now

> SNP have double the seats of the Lib Dems despite getting less than half the votes of the Libdems
disgusting
want these jock CUNTS out of westminster

>>75854865
it's actually a positive thing lad. more diverse voting, even if it's for parties you don't like, should eventually lead to a multi-party system where any one of 4 or 5 have a good chance of getting in. if that was the case then parties would have to keep promises and actually try and be good at what they do, instead of just being not as shit as the other lot which is how it is now tbqh

>>75854805
Agreement. Based on what was thrown around back in 2015, the DUP will ask for a billion squid of funding for NI in return for allowing a minority tory government to govern.

>>75854925
cannot fathom the level of cognitive dissonance most lefties have these days

>>75854925
What's wrong with this?

>>75854896
We're staying in the single market and keeping freedom of movement sweetie xx :^ )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHfdJ440IXw

>>75854893
OwO what is this

>>75854925
well they are
death to "northern ireland"

Why don't people shake hands properly anymore? Why do they do that urban nigger grip thing?

>>75854830
>it's impossible for someone on brit to be involved in the campaign
fucking renfrewshire south cunt
we won this one but not by anywhere near enough this sucksshit

To be honest I never looked up what the IRA abbreviation stood for

>>75854927
>double
meant to say TRIPLE
fucking TRIPLE

>>75854925
no they're not

>>75854927
this is exactly what happened with UKIP in 2015

they were the third biggest party in terms of votes but only got one seat

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S
THE STATE OF MUMMY MAY
A
T
E

>>75854925
Those men who kidnapped literal children off the streets and tortured them to death? Oh aye lad, no terrorism there.

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>>75854945
>fight against people who blow up shopping centres in England
>label the people fighting back as terrorists

>>75854947
No we aren't. Hard Brexit will ensue

>>75854927
Reminder that the SNP are against FPTP
If they could they would replace it with proportional shit and give the lib dem surge the seats they deserve

>>75854971
>they were the third biggest party in terms of votes but only got one seat
what
like overall? 3rd to tories and labour? that's actually pretty amazing

>>75854986
It was terrible!
They turned us into lampshades!

>>75854989
stop occupying ireland and any ira will go away

simple xoxo

business idea: benevolent fascism

>>75854927
>DUP 300 thousand votes, 10 seats
>Lib Dems 2.3 million votes, 12 seats

so this is the power of FPTP? very impressive...

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>Labour gained Bedford from Conservatives

And this after I've convinced my Polish neighbours to vote Tory.

>>75854964
irate rorke association

>>75854862
someone should photoshop a black hammer and sickle symbol into that eye

Whats was the point of trying to have more than a majority? Is there some sort of 2/3rds crap?

>>75855007
Are you actually implying that the Shankill Butches didn't exist? Wind your neck in.

Idea: Gokkun competition for PM
Whoever can swallow the most semen in 6 hours becomes PM. Re-swallowing semen you vomited up doesn't count.

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>>75855023

>>75855042
no it's like how we did the thing where niggers counted as 3/5ths of a person and that

Here's what you can look forward if men, by and large, continue feeding the beast of online dating (attention whoring apps)
1) Delaying of marriage
2) Fewer children born
3) Increased maternal age = greater prevalence of autism and other problems in children
4) Greatly educed ability to pair bond for both some men and majority women after spending a decade or more immersed in the hookup culture
5) Enormous stratification in the sexual marketplace (80/20 rule or even 90/10 - 95/5)
6) Massively overpumped egos on women resulting in sky high expectations and ****ty attitudes
7) Skewed sexual marketplace with illusion of massive abundance of alpha males on dating apps
8) Less incentive for females to compete based on appearance = more female fatties
9) More men looksmaxing to compete for mediocre chicks
10) Greater spread of venereal diseases, including strains of gonorrhea & chlamydia that are antibiotic resistant
11) More women replacing sex for the validation they receive online
We are essentially witnessing the complete destruction of the sexual marketplace that has been the norm for most of the past fifty years. This sexual marketplace was typified by a reliance on social circle and night time venues to facilitate hookups. Women's choices were constrained necessarily to the men within their immediate proximity. More importantly, these men had to approach her. If she wanted to meet a man she had to put in the effort to go out to a public venue with friends, or else rely on her social circle to introduce her to a man. This acted as an enormous brake on female hypergamy, and combined with social pressures and norms that encouraged early marriages (which have since decayed), the effect was that most young women did not have a high number of sexual partners and married by their early twenties.

>>75855042
may just wanted to stroke her ego

Srs question lads

Will the Sterling go back up in the next month or is it fucking DONE FOR

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>>75855013
Stop occupying oxygen you runt, North Ireland belongs to the North Irish

>>75855050
not all loyalists
loyalism is an idea of peace

>>75854790
NI Brits are a very confused people.
Toughest northern Europeans.
They identify with Huns Nazis and a lost tribe of Israel.
Mother England and the Queen have deserted them. Identity is sketchy. Struggling culture.
They keep NI white.

Ah yes back to normality now. The labour kiddies had their bit fun but now begins the thousand year Tory-paddy Reich

>>75854989
>call someone who disagrees with you a communist
>consider that job done
You realise the loyalists used to kill literal children and kneecap people minding their own business? Also, loads of them were closeted homosexuals and literal paedophiles.

>inb4 paedo priest, yadda yadda
Paedophilia in Northern Ireland is a Unionist preserve.

being gay is degenerate
abortion is against god
climate change is a jewish lie

DUP seem like good lads to me

>>75855006
yeah they got 3,881,099 votes
and 1 seat
fucking disgraceful

>>75855078
the northern statelet will perish inshallah

>>75855042
Dunno if it happens in America but over here a lot of the time a few MPs will rebel against their party so you need a bit majority to make sure you can pass controversial things

https://twitter.com/karseatheadrest/status/873149295591084032

>>75855042
"See? The people DO want a hard brexit with me in charge!"
It backfired.

>>75855085
Not all chuckies. republicanism is a religion of peace

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>DUP's incoming exposing will only speed up a united Ireland

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>>75855006
this is how it looked
votes are the top
mps are the bottom
purple is UKIP

>>75854947
is what a soft brexit is? wouldnt mind me a bit of that.

>>75855090
And so did the IRA, and yet Ireland is still allowed to exist.

>>75854925
>>75854989
>fighting back

lmao

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The only HUNG parliament I am interested in ;)

>>75855146
ahhh yes the wonders of first past the post

>>75855093
> lewronggeneration
This is what happens when your only friend is the internet

The DUP are now the 3rd most relevant UK party

SNP BTFO

Lib dumbs BTFO

Pookip BTFO

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>>75855125
>while simultaneous ensuring that abortion and fag marriage remains illegal in Ulster because the tories will be afraid to lose the leg that's propping them up

Rorke is balding and can't dress himself. He does not like the touch of a woman

>tfw tories are never going to call for electoral reform because FPTP is the only reason they do so well

nothing wrong with balding

will based nige become UKIP leader again?

found turtlemong
>>75855154

>>75855214
he's also a nonce

>>75855159
>And so did the IRA
>The IRA are terrorists
>Therefore Unionists can't be terrorists
State of you, lad.

>>75855242
but Labour are confirmed nonce apologists and collaborators.

mental to think soon all the people who fought in ww2 will be dead

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>Labour wins Kensington where Daily Mail is based

if we had a proportional system the seats would be

CON: 276
LAB: 260
LD: 48
SNP: 20
UKIP: 11
GRN: 9
OTHERS: 26

>>75855159
absolute state of this post, woeful.

can leftypol stop pretending that you won anything now

is corbyn PM? thought not

>>75855270
If we had a proportional system people wouldn't have voted tactically

>>75855265
t. nonce

>>75855297
t. also a nonce

>>75855291
*pats your head and sighs*
rorke, when will you learn nobody expected corbyn to win?

>>75855291
they're angry and the result is confusing so no one is sure who will really come out of this best

>>75854708
>grime
british garbage

Miss the good old days where lefties were called rasheed instead of leftypol

Rorke vs rasheed is a classic

Rorke vs leftypol is not

>soft brexit
>no grammar schools
>no reduction of immigration
>no Corbyn in charge of the economy

perfect for the shy remainer

>>75855339
'sheed

asmr brexit

wow
just had a wank after not having one for a few days
massive amounts of cum
thick
sticky
smelly
strands

lovely

>>75855356
>>75855356
>>75855356
>>75855356
>>75855356

NEW THREAD

BRITISH OUT OF IRELAND

>>75855339
rorke

>ask for mandate
>don't get it
>carry on anyway

May LITERALLY has no mandate

>>75855311
But if I'm a nonce and you're a nonce

>>75855210
Republican but not Marxist.
I'm happy abortion is not in my country. Christian divisions will blur soon when the something else sets in. I'll stand with my loyalist brothers.

>>75855339
bizarro sheedorke

>>75854989
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/DARVO

>>75855069
>whine that your "sexual marketplace" subsidy (men entirely controlling the finance of a household) is taken away
>claim that the sexual marketplace is penalizing men

nice

>>75854989
Tbh only bad thing that IRA ever did was to lay down its arms.

>>75855356
>>75855356