/brit/

>>75850895
Post your yfw when you live in the ONLY Anglo country with a sensible and respectable leader.

doing a poo

All this talk of 'hard Brexit' is making my willy hard

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>>75850913
reporting

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>>75850913

>>75850919
Me too
Shit is literally plopping from my plump bottom as I type this

the DUP

turtle you in lad?

>>75850928
>

>>75850940
faty

>>75850919
shity

Raining outside again lads. Bloody Tory cuts to OUR cloud service creating inefficiency and leakage

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>hilst being detained in the A6 ward of C-Max Penitentiary which houses dangerous and hardened criminals, Mathe managed to escape by smearing himself with petroleum jelly and sliding out of his cell window, measuring only 20 cm x 60 cm

>>75850928
I went in for my prostate exam - the doc gave me a thumbs up

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Could do this to any runt in this thread

>>75850928
>>75850934

LOL

well done for voting in big brother you prats

>>75850919
just finished one off myself

>>75850928
he said anglo not latino

*enter thread*
*sniff*
*stinks of muslims*
eww im outta here

my bumhole is pulsating all on its own lads, think that means it is hungry

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>>75850913
>mfw

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>>75850975
>says the albanian

Autist bragging about spoiling his ballot on the beeb

those dastardly bankers

>>75850950
Kiwy

>>75850972
latino is a fake identity

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>the absolute STATE of Sarah Olney

Not laughing anymore, are you?

>>75850963
context?

>>75850989
Need a Hoxha-esque 'No Beards' policy in the UK methinks

>>75850989
im white illyrian thanks for ur concern tho

this black lib dem voter on bbc is a funny lad

>>75851008
looks like a faggot getting his head pounded to me

Business idea: give me total control of Northern Ireland

I'll have this puppy purring in less than 5 years, easy.

>>75851001
so is anglo
most of them are just celts in denial

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Second Referendum question:

Why is Brexit even... good?

Seems like it would just stop Polish migrants and flood in tons more Pakistanis. both my parents are Polish, and they're pretty decent - not sure what the fuss is about

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Ah yes, the ol' 'safe seat' as it's known

Fucking hate my MP he's a bellend

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are babs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGm3ARc5An8

>>75851008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzCG8T6Gv94

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>tfw no specky new Lib Dem MP gf

>>75851042
rorke is unable to tell the difference between EU migrants and brown ones

western cities will never again be glorious places to be
think about it

>>75851006
Ey yo ET think he slick... we know it's you in a wig son

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>western cities will never again be glorious places to be
>think about it

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>72% youth turnout
>still lose

hahahahaha

>>75851042
Not just Poles though, tens of thousands of gypsies and balkanites come in every year

>>75851094
uhh wrong

western cities were shit places to be from 1950-1990

ever since then the trend has turned

thanks to gentrification and people moving to the cities they are each year becoming better and better places to live

>>75851064
Like a shitty Tricky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJTM03UByU

bisness idea: praise kek

>>75851122
nah cunt

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>>75851052

>tfw scrambled clegg lost his seat

>>75851042
People from Eastern European shitholes shouldn't have complete access to Western European countries.

>>75851107
did better than anyone expected

>>75851136
>no argument

i claim victory

laters x

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>>75851147

>>75851152
this desu
Romania and Bulgeria should never have been allowed into Europe
don't need those swarthy slavs messing me about

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>>75851172

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Did anybody get a screenshot of that brit/pol/ faggot 18 year old being interviewed on BBC who called our dear Jezza a dirty commie?

>>75851064
will never understand the appeal of this cunt and his dissonant music

>>75850946
alri

>>75851199
>faggot
fuck off yank

Genuinely nothing worse than smug labour voters and this is coming from someone who voted labour

>tfw you get called an anglophile or taking an interest in UK politics

They may be right but its not right calling me that and so including the U.S by implication as a factor of my interest

>>75851214
how do we now you're the real turtlemon

Have grown to strongly dislike the majority of yanks. The way they speak and behave irritates me to no end. Their accents and slang are awful.

I've had it with yanks.

Reminder that Russia hacked our election to try to get Corbyn elected.

>>75851214
alri haha

>>75851246
British politics is interesting, nothing wrong with it mate

>>75851261
good

death to nato

>>75851177
Eastern euros are still Europeans.
Russians are European.

>>75851271
>Russians are European.
nah

>>75851163
>no commie pm
>no labour government
>brexit still happening

You still lost, nigger.

/pol/ is bullying British posters on there so bad right now lol

>>75851271
yeah but their countrys are so fucking shit
They were only allowed in to get them under EU influence rather than Russian influence
their countries are a joke so they flood western Europe given the chance

the 'pression has set in just in time for the weekend
ah ye

>>75851247

But when you ask, you must believe and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind.

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le smug paki crisps man

>>75851300
Corbyn isn't a communist, sadly, and I support Brexit

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>let the parents down

greenfroggie1.png

>>75851271
Just because they are "white" doesn't make it ok to allow people from poorer countries free access to a richer one.

>>75851309
They didn't choose it. They're the frontiersmen of Europe toughest of us all fighting the Mongol hordes.

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>>75851350

>>75851355
Romanians are not white. They're not even "white"

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>>75851331
>corbyn
>not a commie

>>75851082
looks like my mum

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>>75851258
obsessed

*raises hand with intent to punish*
bad vassal

>>75851357
stop larping lad the EU doesnt care about European people, it wants to flood our countries with nonwhites

Business idea: Picking up all the poo off the Indian streets and flinging it Teresa May's windows

Reckon the lack of rorke or lefty boastbig is due to how confused everyone is over the results

>>75851355
I prefer Christians over Muslims. They should take Constantinople back. Fucking disgrace Hagia Sofia looks like a teenage goth's bedroom.

To: Abhorrent roach responsible for the penning of post No. 75851385:

You do not speak back to me.

>>75851393
Stop larping a centrist

ahahahaha
how btfo is rorke right now?

To Minor Person of Inconsequential Tutelage, Author of Feminine Comment #75851428

Mine scrotum doth needs the embrace of your experienced tongue

>>75851467
With a hard brexit?

more babs

>>75851493
>imblying

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White male here.

We'd like to apologize. Most of us didn't vote for Orange Hitler.

we will rejoin the Paris Accords help with refugees ASAP once we remove him from office via impeachment or somehow else legally.

>hard brexit
hate this meme

>>75851511
FOY

>Leftypol raiders bragging losing an election

umm sweetie, that's not how it works?? xx

>>75851520
>leftypol raiders
we're here to stay now
/brit/ is a corbyn general

>>75851258
simmer down now la

>>75851467
>Tories forced into coalition with far right Christian fundamentalist party
hmm yes

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I'm gonna miss /brit/ when PM May closes the UK Internet for good.

>>75851505
It will happen now.

>>75851517
>everything is a meme
Fucking runt. Off yourself.

>>75851492
Oh shit, Bede?
Doth thy say of Picts?

>>75851552
>everyone I don't like is far right
DUP are traditional right, not far right

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Why don't the Tories just form a government with a party other than DUP? Is every other party in a coalition?

>>75851442
nothing centrist about anything I said

>>75851552
Muzzies out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75851575
Because none will

>>75851569
Fair comment

>>75851553
Where the fuck have you been?

She doesn't even have a majority anymoe, let alone the 80+ she wanted so she could force through all that stupid shit

hope the yank surge on /brit/ is collapsing

NEED liam, autismoyank, riley, tom and footballyank gone

vocaroolad can stay but will need to limit his posts to 5 per thread

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>>75851558
"Blue men make for excellent lovers" - the
Venerable Bede

rock hard brexit hiding in my hung parliament for a lucky boy xo

>>75851575
>Labour
nope, hate Tories

>SNP
nope, hate tories

>Lib Dem
nope, hate coalitions in general

There literally is nobody else

>>75851587
and they won't be up for a hard breggsit

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might grab a snack

>>75851575
DUP are the only other lot with votes who are also draconian enough and the lib dems aren't going to sell their souls again as they no longer have one to sell

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need to heem labour nerds

what the fuck is an "indoor cat", is it a yank thing?

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I just woke up what the fuck happened
>Scotland fell
>Wales is still literally England
>Northern Ireland suddenly very relevant
>DUP Votes: Tory coalition
>SF Votes: Even larger DUP+Tory coalition
just fuck my shit up

>>75851612
'tto

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>>75851631
Barn cats kill rodents and pests, indoor cats are for pussies and women. I hope this has enlightened you.

Question, how many seats does the HoC physically have on each side of the aisle?

It's it going to be CONs+DUP now that mummy May has fucked it up royally or will she finally resign and slunk out as she had planned all along?

>>75851634
>>Wales is still literally England
we're labour, england is tory

i like the UK

>the state of rorkes arsehole

>>75851631
umm sweetheart cats are meant to be kept indoors because they ruin the ecosystem otherwise x

>>75851648
What if my house had lots of mice in it

>>75851648
What if i bum my cats?

>>75851679
I would suggest putting food in cupboards and not on the floor like a savage

>>75851660
Move to Gloucestershire
You can get laid in Cardiff it's up the road.

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>absolute dingleberry!
>ah yes

>>75851660
i don't

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>>75851694

>>75851708
rasheed

>>75851704
read somewhere i need to have an income of like 48000 to move to the uk

Don't see what the problem is 2bh. Conservatives have 318 seats to labours 261, they're clearly the winners.

Why did Theresa May call a voluntary snap election and then proceed to aggressively target all of the Tory's core voter bases with policies that would hurt them?

Is this just the naturally diseased mind of a childless woman?

>>75851705
haven't you got some druglord to worship

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Anyone here looking for an American bf

>owning a californian flag
discard yourself

>>75851725
You're rich there. You can afford this place.

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>>75851734

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>the BBC have women controlling their cameras

No wonder they're so shit

>>75851731
>Is this just the naturally diseased mind of a childless woman?
"hysterical nan with a barren maw" would be a more politically correct way of saying that

>>75851753
no

>>75851575
Labour have no reason to, especially coming off a major upswing
SNP want independence, which is around the only thing any two Tories can reliably agree is something they don't want
LibDems tried it in 2010 and got a lively potpurri of "we didn't mean those promises" and "we promised you a referendum, we never promised you we wouldn't stack the deck"
Sinn Fein and Plaid Cymru are even more insistent on independence than the SNP (and all three are leftist as well, so no political overlap otherwise)
the remainder are both too small even together

so who are the DUP?

>>75851807
norn irish rorkes

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>>75851732
thanks for the (you)

have an old meme

>>75851762
back to /r9k/ with you lad

>>75851804
shart be reading this midday post

>>75851807
protestant hamas

North african who recently moved to London here

Is there a particular place to meet Indian chicks? I find them gorgeous

Cheers /brit/

>>75851842
grim

>>75851807
Scottish Jews. Lost tribe of David

>>75851807
anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-irish, anti-british people that aren't from norn iron, anti-immigration, anti-happiness, pro-cocaine rorkes

>>75851842
FOP

>>75851842
umm anywhere in london should be fine

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Just woke up

Who won?

>>75851842
the curry shop lmao (not currys haha)

>>75851807
Norn pol tards

>>75851869
Nobody

Welcome to Greece-tier politics

>>75851869
the liberal democrats in a landslide

>>75851869
are jezza threw one up em

>>75851842
>North african who recently moved to London here
alan the algerian?

>>75851869
The Furries

>>75851869
DUP.

>>75851869
everyone lost

mental how so many britishers don't know about the DUP

even the regulars at r/ukpolitics

yer in for a treat boyos

DUP? More like Pee Poo Wee

Just looked up DUP and they seem like top lads. Would vote for them if I could.

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Dont want to wake up yet.

still awake

>>75851952
Does the UK even care about Northern Ireland? ;_;

>>75851964
Would vote for them if they were good Irish Nationalist lads

Off to madrid next week and just took a peek at the forecast

38c every day. umm feel like this might be a mistake

So what did Labour win?

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been awake since 5pm yesterday

English Law for English people

Northern Ireland out of England

>>75851982
obviously not

think most of em assume NI is part of the republic

>>75851952
>>75851982
I'd honestly never heard of DUP until I saw the headline on BBC this morning

Gf snoring like cunt bich

>>75851996
Fuck all.

>>75852004
Good show la!

>>75851996
30 seats

>>75851918
Just who is it you DUP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZCZjhjguA

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>>75851991
>38c
>hot

Womens inferiority entails that they are merely beings of flesh, incapable of feeling higher emotions like men do. They are bound to the material world and can only feel material pleasures unlike men who seek higher things such as honour and virtue as there only purpose in society is to put out more humans half of which will be more of the debased creatures. Any male that gives women rights is willingly oppressing himself as a nation run by women will never satisfy the higher demands of males.

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dad impulse bought this car

>>75851982
Nobody cares about us. I love it.

Hope the queen tells may to fuck off

>>75851591
>footballyank

stop calling that fucking gimp 'footballyank'

impulse bought an abarth

not sure how a feel about this new ultrahostile 'no deals Theresa May has to resign now' gimmick

one the one hand:
fuck tories
fuck theresa may

on the other:
dont like blind partisanship, dont want to become american

hmmmm

>>75851996
our hearts laddy

lads this is the best result for us

we wont get a disastrous labour government but we also wont get mummy mays internet censorship and DUP want a hard brexit

Hate Russia
Love the USSR

simple as

I can't watch this - May looks absolutely gutted. She didnt deserve this.

Hate furries
Love the porn

simple as

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>>75852087
>dont want to become american
2late

>>75852106
Dup want no irish border for some inbred reason

>>75852084
what should I call him then?

don't want to have to edit the ol' spreadsheet but I will if you have a better name

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it was predestined
>>75852162

Post virgin memes

>>75852155
You forgot me
The yank that lives in Hampshire

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>>75852106
>DUP want a hard brexit
Lol no, DUP want a soft border with Ireland.

>>75852171
headphones

>>75852106
>DUP want a hard brexit

not true

and plenty of tories don't want one either

>>75852055
38c is roasting you spack

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>>75852171

>>75852106
DUP want a soft brexit m8. A hard brexit utterly fucks NI in every single way.

>>75851996
more pakis and coons.

may should resign 2bh

MacSturgeon was hot when she had her black hair.

Business idea: flux for android

how many paki terrorist attacks until the general public adopts ethno nationalism

>>75852165
runt
watch this
>>75852253

>>75852209
43 is roasting, 38 is mildly uncomfortable (depending on humidity)

on the opposite end of the scale, -20c is freezing and -10c is mildly uncomfortable

>>75852071
looks shit iih

business idea: Start a business

>>75851996
a mandate for corbyn to go full communist, and a good chance of a majority in five years if the tories fuck up brexit

mental that NI would be a deciding factor in this election, am honestly amazed. Need demographics NOW

>>75852189
*opens excel*
*adds Hampshireyank to spreadsheet*
There we go
*stares wistfully out the window*

>>75852255
Runt
Poster below me will be rorke

rorke

>>75852262
43 is basically indistinguishable from 38

>>75852255
too fast hours
>>75852314

>>75852155
call him nothing, don't turn him into a personality here he's a bellend

sooner he jogs on the better

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So if I'm reading this right the DUP are propping up the Tories because they actually bought the Corbyn = IRA meme?

>>75852262
cunt

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>>75852272
It's HAMMER TIME

>>75852270
No chance, Ahmed.

Business idea: Pour my glass of orange juice over the dog

>>75852308
DUP are fundi Christians.
IRA are gone friend.

>>75852278
don't forget me sweaty, xx

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>Is this strong and stable prime minister?
BURN
U
R
N

>>75852308
no, you aren't reading this right

DUP are the pro-unionist (pro-Great Britain) party of Northern Ireland

nothing has been agreed yet but generally they're pro-Tory so it's likely May will strike a deal with them for a majority in Parliament.

Corbyn contradicts their beliefs in a number of ways

>>75852308
nah just a good opportunity for a minor party to make some waves. if it was milliband they would do the same

have all the tourists left yet?

>>75852326
the country will also be browner in five years time (you re-elected a party that has brought in record numbers of muslims)

>>75852373
I laughed pretty hard at that.

I'd fucking bricking it if I was Theresa May, going to explain this clusterfuck to the Queen

is there actually an easier job in the world than being a SF MP in a safe seat?

>don't actually have to turn up for work
>don't have to campaign
>still collect a paycheck

shall take QUITE the dump on the first runt i see virgin walking

>>75852071
cringe

hate capitalism
love boobies

>>75852409
probably

>>75852398
>the country will also be browner
count on that la, planning to head there after school xx

>be DUP
>have a incredibly corrupt/stupid scheme that amounts to literally burning money
>going to get away with it because tories are useless fuckheads

Rooooo

>>75852409
Being the second child of a minor duke

Everyone going to Liz
That cunt better bow before her. Don't need another Thatcher.

loves that lefties are getting triggered by DUP calling them the anti-gay climate change hating party

couldn't have panned out ANY better 2bh

going to have a picnic and play frisbee with the gf this evening hehe xx

having a gf doesn't cure your autism or depression but it makes dealing with them much easier

Explain what's happened in the election. Why does anyone care about the DUP all of a sudden

Business idea: decide the election with a penalty shootout

>>75852455
What's wrong with gay climate change

>>75852398
>the country will also be browner in five years time
Doesn't mean they will be eligible to vote.

>you re-elected a party
I voted UKIP, you smelly daft paki

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>>75850913

>>75852409
Being an ex-minister and getting paid heaps by lobbying companies

>>75852462
Might take mine out for a walk in a bit too
what breed is she?

>>75852465
oh my days fuck off and skim read the news for 30 seconds you ugly, FUCKRUNT

>>75852409
>paycheck
FOY

>>75852476
you, collectively (white "people")

>>75852471
France hand ball allowed.
Lol only Ireland

IM AN IDIOT

EXPLAIN WHAT THIS ELECTION MEANS FOR BREXIT

PLEASE AND THANKYOU

>I voted UKIP
hooting

>>75852522
bad news rorkey

>>75852509
Cannot decipher this post

Smash Sinn Fein?
Smash THIS
*Slaps bollocks on table*

BBC seems quite biased. Need to be given a choice whether we want to pay for it.

>>75852495
finnish

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>BBC sucking the queens dick as usual
Hmph.

>>75852506
I still didn't vote for that, you dumb currymuncher.

northern ireland had a hard life. please don't bully

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>>75852577
>implying you wouldn't

>>75852549
650 local Fox news affiliates when?

>>75852530
it's bad news for all

>>75852536
Thierry Henry. Were you born yesterday?
Also, your best rugby team ever hacked to death by the French.

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>>75852539

fucking hell I haven't had a curry for ages..

never ate a curry

>>75852584
you voted ukip
hat was dumb
no leader now
again
lol lol lol lol lol

>eating curry
sheed

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>>75852591
>not posting sexiest truck mechanic HRH Queen Elizabeth II
turbopleb detected

>>75852584
you didn't get what you voted for

>>75852577
George Peppard looks different.

>>75852472
+2C in my anus by 2018

>>75852605
Oh
*Turns around to talk to one of my many friends*

just got back from The Climbing Gym lads

>>75852652
>not putting icecubes up your ass, the thinking man's fetish

oh i am laffin

>celsius
not in my country

curry is not that good
flavour stays in your mouth for ages

>>75852673
>ass
FOY

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>>75852673
>not putting icecubes up your ass
I think you've solved it

does anyone in the uk actually say arse? such a weird word to say

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love the Queen. hate (HATE) the government.
Simple as.

>>75852709
they say a lot of weird shit

>>75852709
yes you fucking yank

>>75852623
Yes, to offer a balanced immigration policy.

>>75852640
Well observed, Sherlock.

>>75852684
I am secure enough in my nationality as a purebred Brit (50% Welshman, 50% Englishman) to admit that "ass" sounds better than "arse", just like how "jerk off" sounds better than "wank"

American sexual slang is simply more refined.

>>75852659
Look at this Irish giant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC4wwVzMzmM

Curry
>taste lingers
>smell lingers
>stains everything it's cooked and served with
>munched by undesirable individuals
Shit food, for lovers of shit food

>>75852748
um no sweaty
speak for yourself and fuck off yank

>>75852709
mate you say 'twot' so wind your neck in

Bus turds

>>75852769
nice meme. we almost never say twat and all the times I have heard it it is pronounced like twat

>>75852748
>American sexual slang is simply more refined.
flick my bean papi

>>75852748
>"ass" sounds better than "arse
can see it

> "jerk off" sounds better than "wank"
fuck off

Hate indian food
Love chinese food

Hate indian """"culture""""
Love chinese literature

Hate smelly indians
Love clever asians

simple as

>>75852748
fap > wank > jerk off

>>75852746
so you, collectively, re-elected the tories. glad we are in agreement

>>75852789
>and all the times I have heard it it is pronounced like twat

is it fuck mate don't chat bollocks to me

My........chin.......is.......pointy

>>75852814
hello wang

chinese are just as grubby little shits as indians and their oily, soy-sauce and fermented bean-slathered food saturates a house worse than indian if that's possible

so ive heard you like memes. yeh well hows this for a meme *the globules of cum into your mouth*

>>75852853
>>75852852
>>75852852
>>75852852

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Which of the following two sentences is sexier/sounds better?

"I want you to put your dick in my ass"
or
"I want you to put your willy in my arse"

and

"Maybe I could help you jerk off...?"
or
"Maybe I could help you do a wank...?"

FACT: Americans are better at dirty talk than us.