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PERRO CACA

>>75848956 well? should I translate?

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I imagine Tim Farron as a more successful me, but still posessing the traits that make me "me".

>>75849720
si

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why are the lib dems so marginalized/insignificant at the moment? they seem like reasonable people

40% for corbyn
excellent, feel good about a potential civil war
most labour voters are young too, can easily liquidate tory pensioners

dont know what on earth corbyn is talking about; "conservatives should step aside so we can form a minority government"

the second you start thinking he might be a normal sane thinking individual, he comes up with shite like this. find him a bizarre man

>>75849682
a muslamic

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JUST

Watched trainspotting 2

Was very unimpressed

>>75849742
no backbone

We're all fucked

>>75849742
they went into a coalition with the tories in 2011 and basically went back on every promise they made and did everything the tories wanted

>>75849742
What's the last constituency to be declared?

>80 /brit/ threads in the archive in the last 3 days

Christ

wish I had some food in my house
I'm hungry but I'm tired and don't want to go out and order something or sit down somewhere

>>75849790
Dont care

had a very eventful poo
got a number of anecdotes to share over the next hour or so

informal coalition

soft brexit confirmed.
no economic crisis for us

based young people

>>75849742
They have not been forgiven for 2010. I personally will never vote for them. Their leader also looks like a fool.

At any rate, this was a success for them. They actually gained seats.

>>75849787
Kensington and Chelsea. It's too close to call (35 votes) and they sent the counters home to sleep after 29 recounts.

genuinely pathetic that the potential PM has to go to the palace grovelling to the queen

republic when

>>75849742
they're like US democrats, a mixed bag of "everything is fine except my pet issue" and "the people that elected me want one thing and the people who hate my guts want another, i should find a position in the middle"

this worked amazingly when labour were doing the same shit

it does not work at all when there's an actual left

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>>75849787
it's gonna be declared tomorrow cos the vote counters or whatever were too tired lmfao

kensington and chelsea

>the city of UKIP

heol buksc

>>75849813

Put my finger through the bog roll again

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How do we stop Corbyn?

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>>75849819
>It's too close to call (35 votes) and they sent the counters home to sleep after 29 recounts.

>>75849734
*licking* *salivating* (don't know what chuí means, some made up gay word)
- Mmmm... Bulma? What are you..?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- You don't like it?
- No, insect!! (he calls people insects in the spanish dub a lot)
- Well, I don't know why you have to insult... You were moaning...

>>75849804
https://www.vietnammm.com/en ?

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Frankly FPTP is a disease and I wish the UK hadn't inflicted it on the rest of its empire too

>>75849819
>they sent the counters home to sleep after 29 recounts.
lol

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>they sent the counters home to sleep after 29 recounts.

what a daft set of events

So sad!

*pushes a button to transmogrify all clouds into solid steel*

>>75849714
that's a big poo

why does the text on every site have to be the fucking width of the page

hmmmmm

http://www.sinnfein.ie/contents/7473

>>75849853
nothing delivers to my house
I'm in the boonies

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>transmogrify

*conducts the ritual that turns every Welshman into a bar of lead*

>>75849899
alri vietcong

>>75849899
https://youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg

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>>75849851
cheers mate

>>75849861
someone died

>>75849817
saving the country from evil old rich people and thick white ven men

Thailads the type of guy to infect your computer with a virus then pretend to try and help you fix it

>>75849813
When I eat shit food and I know dodgy shit is coming I get my gfs lip Vaseline and rub it around my arse.
When the explosion comes, when I wipe it's barely nothing.

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>someone died because of how hard they were counting votes

>>75849931
didn't ask mate

>>75849930
he's also a nonce

fuck everyone in this thread

detest all of you

nearly spent $2k in one night last weekend lads

what have i done

Business idea: fuck someone who isn't in the thread (a girl)

thainonce is the sort of nonce to nonce

>>75849970
Why didnt you buy digibyte instead?

might sample some old tom and jerry backing music

love kids i do

>>75849920
areolas too small but thanks

it might not be very environmentally conscious, but i stand by the assertion that scrunching a sheet of bogroll into a tight ball, then loosely wrapping another sheet around it, is the most effective wiping method - the solid core gives it the force you need to scrub the poo from your bum, and the looser exoskeleton is pliable enough to conform to your crack and surrounding areas and pick up as much as possible

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just give it to labour already

nuttall is such a clown

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>areolas too small but thanks

>>75849975
fantastic post

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How hard will the DUP fuck the Tories?

>>75849975
stole my post idea
>>75849979
you make music? you into synths?

>>75849977
I still can. Is this the new Bitcoin or something?

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>>75849993
he came third in his constituency

Reply to this post if you're awake hah

NUTTALL RESIGNS

HAHAHAHAHA

>>75850003
how do you mean?

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>>75850020
>>75849993

>>75850020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

rip ukip

>>75849918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psnZyleMoFU

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>Britain had to choose between more 3rd world immigration or a gutting of all government services
ah yes, the "great" britain

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I don't understand, Labour lost and the Tories are still the biggest party, why are Corbyn & co so happy about the election?

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>>75850009
Just imagine you bought 2k worth of digibyte 3 months ago

>>75849998
the areolas of the lady in the photograph are too minuscule, but I appreciate you sharing said photograph

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>>75850026
The Tories will be forced to give the DUP ANYTHING they ask for in order to form a coalition.

It's hammer time.

>>75850020
is there a more frequent headline

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>>75850058

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>75850054
tories dont have a majority of parliamentary seats.

>>75850054
Softens Brexit

>The Democratic Unionists will only support a Conservative government if Northern Ireland is not granted any unique special status that would keep the region halfway inside the EU, the party’s leader at Westminster has confirmed.

kek

>>75850049
t. gay paki PM

>>75850054
>Labour lost
they did a lot lot better than expected, may is having a mare

>>75850058
can you direct me to places where i can peruse images and videos of women with big areolae?

>>75850007
yeh
but just with fl studio though,no fancy instruments

>>75850067
don't post her. thanks

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'tis been fun spending the election with ye merry gentlemen, now, I need to rid myself of ungodly waste then wash under the magic wee-ing spraymachine.
Good day.
>>75849907
transmoggrify:
to metamorphoze into a Mogg.

>>75850082
HAHAHA

LABOUR COALITION INCOMING.

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>>75850102

why is there a brit obsessed with Barbara Palvin?

>>75849918
I've posted pics before of the literal jungle right behind the walls
I go around and its just bush all the way to the river

when you're having a really long poo in several acts - first poo comes easily enough, but the second takes a good few minutes to coax out - do you wipe after the first poo, or wait until it's all done? feel like wiping after every segment of a drawn-out poo is counter productive and just wastes paper and pushes the shit back up your behind; and yet, it just seems dirty, dare i say gross, to leave your arse caked in residue from the first shit while trying to squeeze out the second

>>75849764
whats that thing on the left tho

>>75850082
lmao
just lmao

>soft brexit as DUP will prioritise good relations with ireland
>less damage to the country in the long term
>labour will keep corbyn as leader meaning proper opposition instead of blairbot 600 who will just agree with everything the tories do
>tories will get the blame for any economic repercussions for brexit as well as their other fuckups since being elected
>may is finished and can be put back in the thatcher coffin until they need to reanimate the corpse again
calling it now corbyn as pm 2022

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>>75850119
im not him he was here before im just reposting his pics

she's really cute :3

>>75850056
hmmmm if only I was smart and didn't blow it on coke and alcohol

why are women shit at elections

>>75850121
first wave
flush
second wave
flush

>>75849970
lmao what ye buy

>>75850120
Don't know why you chose somewhere like that over a large town or small city.

>>75850136
>2022
>DUP alliance lasting longer than 6 months.

>DUP figures insist that their relationship with May’s team has been close since she became prime minister 11 months ago.

>A DUP source said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable.

>“For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”

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>>75850136
There will be an election in the next year, the DUP coalition will fall apart.

Say it with me "PRIME MINISTER CORBYN 2018"

>>75850169
why the fuck did she trigger article 50 before the election, tories are fucking useless

>>75850084
we dont have a PM :)

>>75850067
looks confident
>>75850067
*gets paranoid about hiro monitoring my website visits*
>>75850101
what genre lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfXBb_N2Ao

remember robert kilroy silk

>>75850136
straight forward from here then

i really struggled with this poo you know
did the virgin grunt and everything, bent right down to try and align my intestinal chakras
when i left the 'room and sat down in my posting chair, i was seeing stars and felt proper lightheaded
wouldnt it be funny if i died from taking a shit right before my political dreams all come true

>>75850202
josie?

>>75850136
>DUP will prioritise good relations with ireland
why are brits so clueless about NI? The DUP urged their voters to vote leave purely to show "loyalty to britain". The DUP hate Ireland, they don't want a relationship with us

Nigel Farage has regained his seat at Question Time South.

>>75850209
Negative. It's Brian.

Brian

>>75850144
It's not too late. The deva of digibyte are in the process of securing a partnership with Citibank. The price is going to rocket.

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really, you were all on track to do a hard brexit and get a sweet first in line deal from usa

and you just randomly vote in a ton of communists to derail the whole thing

alright then

>>75850136
first one is opposite, the DUP want a hard exit and a firm border

no one else in NI wants anything like that, the endgame is your idea except earlier than 2022 and probably coming with a side of unified Eire

>>75850202
asking for haemorrhoids or summat lad

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What sort of fucking shot is this

>>75850233
there is a lot wrong with this post
won't bother to correct you though

>>75850233
no-one wants a hard brexit
no-one likes dr*mpf
simple as

>>75850243
the disappointment. she has nice chebs under that

big willies

>>75850233
always enjoy how americans think anyone who's not far right is a communist. also enjoy how fat you are.

>>75850233
perfidious albion
but have mo fear yank, Ireland is sticking with Capitalism and free trade

>>75850243
>206 female mps
No wonder it's a disaster

>Tories must beg DUP to get into power
>DUP are diametrically opposed to a hard brexit border

Bravo Mummy May

>>75850225
copy that, leaf m8. i will look into purchasing some

made some nescafe gold blend instant covfefe

>>75850223
ah ok
well shits shouldn't be such an endeavour they should literally fly out of you otherwise you need to get more fibre in you or shit more regularly
otherwise you get really hard poos, constipation, bleeding, even hemorrhoids....

t. knower

>>75850272

or maybe western europe is really insanely far left , to the point of being parody and a worldwide laughing stock, and it's you who's delusional; oh no that couldnt be.

>>75850295
dont care

>>75850233
>hard brexit
not much chance of that after today

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>>75850284
alri pakis

>>75850310
oi

pipe down

>>75850239
No one wants a firm border in Ireland. Not any political party mate. No manifesto has said that.

>>75850300
>Europe
>laughing stock

Did we elect a reality tv star to run the country?

>>75850233
>and get a sweet first in line deal from usa

Ah yes because we can trust and rely on fucking Trump

Fuck off

hopefully boris johnson becomes prime minister

>>75850300
FOY
FOY
FOY

>>75850284
there would be no border from a hard Brexit you know. the EU has nothing to do with the NI border at all.

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>>75850101
xvideos and pron.tv
>>75850202
if you can reach the wall with your feet rest them there like pic related
poo will slide out much more easily

>>75850162
this is a large town
I just live outside the main centre area in this neighborhood that looks like they built it recently in the forest here

>May has handed us the 6 counties on a plate

Tiocfadh ar La

>>75850349
>you will see a bumbling bojo answering at pmq's in your lifetime
yes please

>>75850286
Remember to buy high and sell low.

REES MOGG STEP IN PLEASE

>>75850233
>really, you were all on track to do a hard brexit

this was a good thing?
breaking all ties with our neighbours and friends, stopping cooperation and trade with the largest single market in the world?

had a thought whilst perusing some biodegradable wet wipes at the tail end of the pooing session
you could slap "biodegradable" on anything and as long as its not blatantly made of hard plastic or pringles tube nobody would really know until 20 years down the line when the sewage is still floating off the coast
i always feel a bit guilty in truth when i dispose of something like that
feel like id only truly be at peace with using such things if i buried it all in my garden to use as fertiliser so i could see the biodegrading firsthand
furthermore isnt flushing such a waste of water? and washing your hands and that
youd think by now ladkind wud of worked out how to make toilet contents scram without pouring a biafran's weekly ration's worth into the sewery underbelly of your area

>>75850295
twas my fault haha had te and cofe today and didnt poo yday

>>75850366
what if i lose my footing and fall in the bowl :s

>>75850097
have fucked up my (You) to you twice>>75850366

calling it now

me prime minister of australia 2052

boss just called me and left a message

should I answer? YOU decide

>>75850334

our economy is speeding up, hitting all-time high records, and we're taking steps to tackle illegal immigration.

What's going on over there? oh right, police are imprisoning native British people for Islamophobic speech crimes while the little British girls get passed around by migrants to rape and pimp out at the age of 12.

>>75850368
why dont you take up your seats, you twats .

>Theresa May fucked up so badly that she'll have to sign a deal with the devil (DUP) to get power and the devil's demands will be so ridiculous it'll cause another civil war
Nice knowing you lads

>>75850403
you got my vote phimo

>>75850189
Experimental hip hop, you can listen to some if you want

https://soundcloud.com/versatile-471464164/octane

>>75850413
fuck off english bastard we dont recognise your sovereignty

>>75850403
whats your name, son?

>>75850300
can just see the rolls of fat on your face all screwed up and wobbling in rage m8. sugary diabetic tears running down your blobby cheeks

ah excellent, now we get to all panic about a border in Norther Ireland that will not exist in any circumstance anyway but it's easy to get people riled up over it

>>75850399
nary a pixel

>>75850399
these posts have been unconscionable

>>75850368
>your
don't associate me with those spastics

>>75850428
>>>/int/eire/

>>75850403
i'll be dead by then.

don't like this living at the start of a century meme. makes life feel short

love animals
love feet

>LibDems only gain 4 seats
>Share of the vote actually went down

Fuck. Where was the surge?

got a pretty well hung parliament myself lads

>>75850412
you might be cherrypicking a little
oh well, /pol/ yanks can't really be reasoned with

>>75850428
the whole reason you won independence was because of your commons seats

>>75850458
me too thanks
http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1496432337266.png

>>75850463
me too anyone wanna see my big ben ;) x

>>75850413
>twats for not taking seats in a foreign parliament

ebin

>>75850439
They won't go for a border. They'll absolutely go for the 12th as a national holiday and to be allowed to march through Ardoyne which will kick up some serious stink.

>>75850368
You don't want it. Britain tolerates it.
Pakis and refugees are afraid of it.
A bastion of northern European Christian whiteness.

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>when you can't afford to get Ann Coulter

>>75850489
>foreign parliament
>still stand in its election
ah yes perfectly consistent

>>75850412
Meanwhile yanks on 4chan lecture me on the state of my own country after electing a retard with dementia.

Sit down tubby and stop getting all your news from the daily mail

>>75850362
>want out of eu because of free movement
>ignore land border with eu

Makes you think

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>>75850476
*ahem*

>>75850509
Schengen does not apply to Ireland you mong.

>mfw all the rightists have gone back in their cave

ready for PM JEZ
lads

imagine if you single-handedly hunted a species to extinction
dont know if its ever been done/attempted before
4 billion years of unbroken evolution destroyed by a single individual

state of this yank

>>75850500
>give foreign citizens the right to stand in your election
>surprised when they do stand and they get elected

>>75850486
cannae believe I live in the same country as this runtoid

>>75850534
it's Con/DUP m8 you've been living under a rock for the last few hours

>>75850507

is "stop reading the daily mail" the uk version of "stop watching faux news"?

Everyone can see that your little militarized islamic surveillance state is blowing up.

Whatever enjoy your arrogance and ignorance

>>75850535
>More than 99 percent of all species, amounting to over five billion species, that ever lived on Earth are estimated to be extinct. Estimates on the number of Earth's current species range from 10 million to 14 million, of which about 1.2 million have been documented and over 86 percent have not yet been described.

>>75850526
CTA does tho

>>75850499
she has 3 kids
what has ann coulter done for her race?

Redpill me on DUP

Nothing cringier than a yank /pol/ drone

honestly beginning to think yanks are just great at baiting for (You)s
they can't all be that stupid and confrontational

>>75850553
its a ruddy mess lad

well one of us has to do something!

i said no! no adventures, no theatrics, no thief-chasing!

>>75850556
There he goes again exaggerating the state of affairs in a country he doesn't live in

fuck off fatty, this is /brit/

>>75850534
I don't think you realise quite how rorke the new government is going to be thanks to the DUP

>>75850556
Jesus christ you're a retard

Bet you get your news from the Express as well hahahahaha

>>75850567
CTA is between NI and Ireland, not an EU thing.

nothing worse than people who say cringe

>>75850526
Schengen just means you dont need a passport to go between countries
we're still in the common travel area

>>75850577
They collapsed their own government as a result of introducing an easy to exploit renewable energy scheme

>>75850556

>>>/pol/

>>75850577
headcase morons

>>75850556
fat mong

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>>75850399
is your arse really that small or is your wall too far?
you can also look get a box you can rest your feet on that will put you in this position
or you can buy a squatty potty
>>75850427
Is my shithole nternet slow or is there a problem with soundcloud? song won't play

>>75850580
Nothing cringier than a /pol/ drone

>>75850594
He's saying that pakis and poles can saunter into NI after spending 5 years in Ireland.

>>75850535
one guy basically hunted these Bering sea dugongs to extinction
they were already on the brink from natives hunting them though

>>75850609
So how did DUP managed to win so many Westminster seats after shitting the bed at Stormont

>>75850556
stop making us look bad

>>75850577
literal idiots
They believe in a Britain that existed 70 years ago

>>75850590

if I fly into London today, i will see women wearing black robes everywhere. I've been there. not an exaggeration

*notices your hung parliament*

OwO what's this?

>>75850523
violence worked against you. it could have been faster
>>75850541
>foreign citizens
>from northern ireland

>standing when you're a so called "foreign citizen"

>>75850622
prefer not to say

>>75850634
people here vote based on tribalism, not policies

>>75850368
>being a cuck holding seats hostage
Nignog tier mentality. If you want to be a man and have actual freedom, take the American method of limey removal instead of being passive aggressive sissies.

>>75850556
cunt

thats beyond ridiculous
imagine the hypocrisy
corbyn on the conservatives; "it doesnt look like a strong government, it doesnt look like a stable government"
and in the same interview: conservatives should step down and allow labour to form a minority government with no coalitions.

whenever i see him talk its like hes no fully compos mentis, unless that was a sort of meta joke which i dont understand

>>75850577
Unironically the dumbest cunts on the planet. Also the most rorke cunts on the planet. Will use this opportunity to divide Northern Ireland further to make a point, rather than secure a more prosperous future for it.

HAVING A LITTLE DANCE IN THE BEDROOM LADS

>>75850640
London isn't representitive of the entire country. I could just as easily go to Detroit and use that as my basis for saying the USA is just mad max full of darkies.

Keep posting though gutlord, it's funny to watch you make a tit of yourself

Love free state lads born after Thatcher posting pics of ira
your dads weren't even there.
I wasn't either. Just saying

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It feels nice to be well hung for once in my life

>>75850634
Norton Ireland is very tribal
Nationalists will only vote Sinn Fein or SDLP and unionists will only vote DUP or UUP

>>75850640
fat mong

NEXT TO YOU

IN MALIBU

>>75850577
Fundamentalist Presbyterians. Hard-line social conservatives. Economically centrist because they have to appeal to poor loyalists in NI, they are opposed to Tory austerity and welfare reform. Recently criticised for having links to loyalist paramilitaries which are like mafia/drug dealing gangs.

They also hate the Irish/Irish identity etc as part of their core policy and were founded by a loyalist zealot who wanted basically a race war in Ireland. Pro Brexit but at the same time realise Brexit will be terrible for northern Ireland, so they want soft Brexit.


t. NI politics pro and as of today living in a DUP constituency

I don't understand what the DUP seems to be all about aside from the single issue which taking its name after

Isn't a minority government silly?
Doesn't it mean that the other parties could hold a vote of no confidence as soon as the government takes power?

>>75850673
what interview

How come King Arthur and his round table crew hasn't rise from his grave to save Britain from the terrorist losers yet?

Ah yes the under 25 vote
>gibs me dat

>>75850667
Ireland did it without French help, which is more than you can say :^)

the ira wouldn't ever have existed if britain didn't occupy ireland

Hate yanks, they really are just the absolute pits

>>75850634
>he thinks policies matter in ni
Lmao. They lost at Stormont as a warning not to fuck up again. They won at Westminster because they're us'uns and not em'uns

lightly armoured means light on your feet. smart

>>75850691
My da wasn't, but my uncle actually was a provo haha

Still has a hidden cache of weapons and semtex somewhere, he's a looper

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>YouGov poll results were right

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stop replying to the /pol/yank

>>75850711
one sky news keeps playing clips of

>Who would win if NI troubles were to be revived?

>>75850640
pray tell, what are the demographics of your country's capital?

>>75850640
oh no how dreadful!

>>75850717
You dumb? Ireland has had France's help many times throughout its history. Probably more times than France has aided the USA, actually

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Brigade_(France)

>>75850658
>violence worked against you
wrong. Brits really don't know anything about Irish history

>>75850693
Not true

People now also vote for the radical centrist option, Alliance :)

>>75850622
probs your internet

>>75850700
who'd ya vote for lad

>>75850690

yeah there are Detroits, and there are huge swaths of American land where you will drive for hours and only encounter whites.

in Britain all the space is occupied and the Muslims are being distributed to each area.

I wouldve voted for Corbyn too given the censorship comments. Im more just saying your country is a shit hole

>>75850707
The entirety of NI politics revolves around that single issue.

>>75850658
>>foreign citizens
>>from northern ireland
Eh yeah? How many nationalist SF members do you think would have British citizenship? In NI you can choose between British and Irish.

>>75850427
finally got to listen to it, reminds me of Massive Attack
you should put some weird distorted vocals over it

this american poster is like a parody of a dumb yank

https://twitter.com/mrjammyjamjar3/status/873050868022562816

B O J O
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I would like to form a coalition with Mummy May ;) x

>>75850786
>in Britain all the space is occupied and the Muslims are being distributed to each area.

wrong

>>75849841
wtf i love corbyn now

when does acne stop lads

staying up all night and will go to a seven hour shift *normie's prideful "who has it worse" spiel continues*

>>75850803
I just assume its his gimmick
Makes his posts very enjoyable

Just did a malevolent fart

would rather another european came in and bullied us about brexit or something than a yank not knowing what he's talking about
literally nothing but a (You) void

>>75850725
what is this northern ireland speak, explain your terms

>>75850640
>t. literal fashion police ecksdee

I'm a firm believer in laïcité. I'm no fan of traditional Islamic dress. I've yet to see someone who makes a political point of minding it place "no headscarves on civilians" somewhere in their priority list behind "no cross necklaces on government officials" or "no skirts in school uniforms"; when they do they may have my attention.

I'd also take "only skirts for school uniforms", can't argue with dat b o i p u c c y.

>>75850750
You'll find Irish regiments in a lot of militaries, we got around, doesn't really mean much haha

Just like Ireland has the most foreign US medal of honor recipients due to Irish people fighting in the US civil war aha

Think the daily stormer endorsing labour was the tipping point

>>75850765
They didn't win, but weren't expected to. All I'm saying

somebody here spank me and tell me off for voting Labour please

>>75850827
folding into a crane

considering filtering yanks for a while

>>75850833

20/21 for me.

that is, if i fucked up keeping my skin clean id still get a pimple around 20/21. a couple years later, I can just do whatever and no pimples.

>>75850786
>in Britain all the space is occupied and the Muslims are being distributed to each area.

Wrong there you stupid fat bastard. Please never reply to me again
In fact get out of my general

>>75850827
alri darth vader

odd that a man who condones legal immigration also hates to see a bunch of muslims and otherwise brown people

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Post your yfw when you live in the only Anglo country that doesn't have a joke PM.

feed no more (you)s to the hungry yank

*squeaks at you from beneath the floorboards*
*extends a long bony hand between a crack and begs for food*

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>>75850886
mfw

>>75850841
Provo = member of the PIRA (Provisional Irish Republican Army)

Northern Ireland got troops UDR off the streets and the RUC disbanded. Political representation PSNI best police in the world.
Everyone is comfy now. IRA is gone. All we ever needed.
IRA were just a reaction to harsh conditions.

>>75850700
thanks

>>75850833
Depends on the cause
Mine lasted til my mid 20s because I had high test levels that made my skin really oily

>>75850833
i'm 21 and still get it

>>75850911
>harsh conditions
Bit of an understatement

>>75850911
welcome to harsh conditions back to keep the nutters in coalition
on the plus side, it will be hilarious to watch the anglosphere right wing attempt to explain rampant political terrorism by people so white they need sunblock to use a CRT monitor

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>>75850852
Yes, but in this particular case France pledged military support for you as well in that arrangement. And on top of that they came to your aid a second more pivotal time:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Rebellion_of_1798

4000 french regulars and 10 ships in 1798. In comparison to the American Revolution, France spent about 1 million livres and sent 12,000 soldiers to North America. In terms of our independence France had a lot more reason to intervene since it was salty over Canada, so that's a probable reason why they spent more just to fuck with the limeys.

But that's ultimately orthogonal to my main point. It's childish to hold British Parliament seats hostage. The responsible path is to tell them to fuck off and withdraw entirely.

>>75850994
can't wallow in the past.
need to be positive

Good night mummy may

>>75850797
cheers, and yeah that might work

>>75850833
when you start washing your face you sket

>>75851031
>colonize a country
>hold rigged elections to pretend it isn't really a colony
>start to lose
>WAAAAAAAH voting the Fuck You party is childish

NI tried withdrawing entirely, it got its own Crown-endorsed military dictatorship for a few decades for its troubles

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>>75850499
Why spend more on an inferior product