Jezza will make Anime real
This is a brit, (shame it's a meme season one though_
Doing a post
What happened to brit?
Terrible election result desu
>find everything alright?
>>75848776
what happened
Are you guys still going to leave the EU or what it's been like a year and now this happens.
yanks are good lads if you ask me
>>75848770
Seulgi
who /still up/ here
>>75848776
Just died for a bit, don't mind it
Knife man holding hostages at job centre Newcastle
>>75848794
Who is she. Is that May as a kid?
A yank walks into a bar and starts talking about british politics. Everyone tells him to fuck off and drink pints.
The end.
72% turnout for 18-25 year olds
any knife man in?
>>75848792
That's how I know you're a good lad
>>75848822
that's amazing
The Asian 'F
>>75848822
>tfw didnt vote
>tfw part of the 28%
>>75848569
Nah, Comey literally said Trump wasn't under any sort of investigation. He also called out the media for making up bullshit like that. Trump asked for loyalty because he's still acting like he's in a business and every time he takes a shit its leaked to the media by Obama era holdovers. He fired him because he thought Comey was incompetent and wasting resources (oddly enough what liberals thought 6 months ago when it was convenient). I bet you unironically think Trump colluded with Putin you absolute brainlet.
>>75848794
Wūūps, auto-inflicted. Soz, lassie.
>>75848808
Indeed
>>75848822
Wish they'd fuck off
What happens now lads?
The progressive alliance only has something like 312 seats and CON + DUP has 325
politics over
fuck off leftypol
fuck off rorkes
resume blog posting
doing a poo
>>75848808
no it's abbott
The gf
the election was gr8
GOOD result for jez
tories btfo
cant wait to wake up satdy morn and see what unfolded in the next 12 hours
the greater the veil of chaos over the inner workings of so called democracy, the easier i can achieve my own ends and remain the peoples hero
dont have the chess grandmaster feels lad pic but if anyone has it feel free to post it for me
not too pleased that:
farron kept his seat
jez didnt get all out majority
scotland all defected to tories for some reason
sturgeon remains at large
need a poo but theres someone in the loo
>>75848841
he also called Trump a straight up liar and said he couldn't be trusted.
>>75848822
Tories really need to think about setting up a music festival or something on vote day.
>>75848846
CONDUP has 327, enough to get through even without discounting Sinn Fein and the Speaker
>>75848846
Cons DUP. Might be memetastic
>>75848843
Germanboo/trinity?
>>75848601
>>75848636
>>75848646
>>75848671
>>75848676
>>75848841
>He fired him because he thought Comey was incompetent and wasting resources
How much of a Trump cultist do you have to be to actually believe this?
CON/DUP would be hilarious
>>75848850
good post
Thailad on suicide watch is definitely the highlight of the election
oh are we posting gfs?
(here's mine)
CON/DUP would be ridiculously unstable
>>75848793
lost control
So what is the DUP like then?
>>75848876
Which for some reason is what is being reported here rather than the fact that Trump is not under investigation. Both are interesting comments but that one is certainly not more important than the other.
can't sign on, some cunt has taken the jobcentre staff hostage, back to bed for me!
been creasing all morning at this DUP speculation
tories really are fucked
>>75848918
bible bashers
>>75848906
We can't get anything else though.
Best case scenario other than that would be May goes, there's another election, with BoJo as leader.
>>75848918
Basically Sinn Fein, but they like Britain instead of Ireland
>>75848902
>gif
>posts a webm
http://www.irishnews.com/news/2016/10/29/news/arlene-foster-has-no-regrets-over-being-pictured-with-a-uda-commander-760193/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38011001
http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2017/dup-chief-arlene-foster-met-uda-boss-days-after-loyalist-murder-in-bangor-35776873.html
http://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2017/06/01/news/arlene-foster-criticised-after-meeting-uda-leader-days-after-loyalist-murder-1041833/
B-but guys remember that time Corbyn met Gerry Adams in the 80s?
Meanwhile the DUP leader meets loyalist paramilitaries all the time and they help her canvass for votes, after her party gives millions to their front-operation """charities"""
>>75848897
Labour getting in would be suicide watch, this is just slightly annoying.
blew my ears off last night
>>75848906
yeah norn politics is poison for both parties .
>>75848889
Because it would have been better for him to not fire him and avoid this shitstorm entirely otherwise?
yo
The 'f
>>75848943
fuck off nonce
>>75848935
Looks like dota but awful
I forgot to post the bigger version.
on the train
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4582010/I-dumped-text-London-Bridge-jihadi.html
>The jilted boyfriend of London Bridge terrorist Rachid Redouane's wife has told how she dumped him by text message to begin her new life with the jihadi. Phillip Nowell said he had been separated from girlfriend Charisse O'Leary for a few months when she began secretly seeing Moroccan mass murderer Redouane.
>Within just 12 weeks of ending the relationship, Charisse, 38, married Redouane, 30, one of three men who murdered eight people in Saturday night's Borough Market atrocity. Phillip said he was stunned to be dumped by text and even more surprised when he learned she had so quickly wed in Dublin, Ireland.
If Charisse and Rachid couldn't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?
>>75848940
Unionist paramilitaries are fine though. They're good lads on the right side.
the self-harming 'F
>>75848973
Should have just said "Looks awful"
>>75848822
My friends were joking saying "I wonder what will be higher: the percentage of labour seats or the young voted turnout." Now he's seething lmao.
got called racist for voting labour in greggs
can you think of a single non-white country that isnt racked by poverty, crime and major social issues (with the possible exception of japan)
The one who calls herself my girlfriend
>>75848977
whats the point of this /éire/?
>>75848957
unless he really is that stupid
>>75848957
Does Trump seem like a competent person who can control his impulses?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979?SThisFB
religion of peace or disgruntled neet?
need to reduce the number of rural constituencies for tories to win.
there aren't even enough people in them
Bets on how long DUP/CON alliance will last?
I give it 6 months.
>>75849010
what is she doing there
Business idea: Don't respond to anyone's posts anymore
>>75848918
Free Presbyterian cult. Party members disproportionately members of that church. Church and party both founded by Ian Paisley back when he was a lunatic loyalist calling for race war.
The wife of the ex leader called homosexuality an "abomination" and they oppose gay marriage and abortion and are single handedly preventing these from being allowed in northern Ireland.
But they're in principle opposed to Toru austerity and welfare reform
>>75849000
Uruguay
The Gulf States (although thats down to authoritarian Islam)
>>75849028
playing magic: the gathering
>>75848822
I mean I literally voted for are jez cos I didn't want to pay £50k of student loans and I think most of them were the same
>>75848940
howling at all the rorkes whinging about muslims and their dangerous ways when there are active paramilitaries running northern ireland and a party that is an extension of that are going to enter a coalition government
>the city of UKIP
business idea: let the footballers decide who to run the country
>>75849000
Singapore and United Arab Emirates?
>>75848957
Trump didn't know any of this would happen. Trump is an idiot, he thought firing Comey wouldn't be a big deal.
>>75849010
Tell that whore to cover up.
>>75849026
will be funny watching Tory free marketeer liberals clash with hardcore socially reactionary christians
>>75849021
Latter probs
>>75849038
d-deus vult?
>>75849000
Singapore ofc, it's even a multikulti paradise
Also even your own country is racked by social issues so that's not a fair standard
>>75849026
they're not doing that
tory led minority. soft brexit confirmed
>>75849038
nice crop lad
>>75848987
You know it's a crime to voice support for a proscribed organisation? You're not suggesting you support them right?
moving to thailand lads
>>75849038
whens the last time a unionist paramilitary caused any problems? not saying its ok but comparing it to extremist muslims who cause huge problems across the entire planet is just stupid. think on.
>>75849051
It's amazing how he thought people would believe his explanation that he thought Comey was unfair to Clinton and THAT was his reason for firing him.
>>75848928
I don't recall anybody inviting Belgium to this discussion.
fucking LOVE big areolas
>>75849075
Can't post here anymore then
>>75849068
Nah, just saying they're good lads.
>>75849084
hola lad
>>75849000
Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan
All funnily enough Far East Asian majority
so when's jezza moving into No10?
moving in with thailad lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o
>CON/DUP
>>75849075
What part?
Business idea: /brit/ forms a Party
The so called gf
>>75849102
bring pot noodle
>>75849084
Good lad
Survation must be chuffed
only pollster that got it right
>>75849084
does the gf have them?
>>75849113
dickhead
>>75848987
They're drug dealers, mobsters and murderers.
Guess people who meet/work with them will be okay for the conservatives to have in government as long as they're on "the right side". Actually it was the Tory party that originally supported the formation of the UVF and their threats of civil war, so it checks out.
>>75849030
Not Presbyterian but marriage is for a family and to procreate children. Abortion is wrong.
>>75849119
oh fuck off
>>75849000
Australia
Sometimes I feel like thailad doesn't actually hold any real stances on issues other than "pakis out" and "lefties suck". Thus, he molds his principles based on these two key guidelines.
>>75849097
jezza can just simulate it using his shit CGI x
>5'3
could honestly batter this monlet
singapore. so thats one out of however many several hundred non-white countries that exist in the world
and its just a city
>>75849032
dont know enough about uruguay
gulf states certainly arent. slave labour, islam and absolutist monarchies
>>75849112
Shit isn't she like 13?
>>75849123
he's right though tbf
>>75849116
Didn't YouGov predict a hung parliament too?
Though they didn't predict the SNP collapse.
>>75849102
>>75849113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbwgnXpoCY
look at this twat on bbc right now
>>75849125
mostly "Hard brexit now" t?bh
>>75849134
wasn't asking you
>>75849144
huw edwards? yeah what a twat
enjoying a fresh choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2XYG1PFgb4
>>75849090
hello mi pana *doesn't mug you*
>>75849146
dickhead
>>75849144
state of his fucking teeth
>>75848921
one is important if your political involvement is facebook memes
the other is actually important
"trump doesn't just like our enemies the russians, he's owned by them" is a hard sell for any number of reasons. the frogposters have no problem with the russians, the old right have no problem with him being owned, and the thinking left doesn't like the idea of carving who our friends and enemies are in stone.
"trump is lying", meanwhile, is how he goes down like nixon or gets derailed for a couple years like clinton, both of whom did nothing provably illegal but attempted coverups for political convenience anyway.
gf wet the bed again ffs
>>75849146
dickhead
>>75849131
>slave labour, islam and absolutist monarchies
no poverty or crime though. social issues are contextual due to muslims voting in slave labour, islam and absolutist monarchies (or close) in their countries.
business idea: call yanks yankers (reference to wankers)
>>75849118
yeh
and to think she was embarassed about them when she met me
would literally dump a woman on the spot if I find out her areolas are small
Posting a funny
>>75849122
>to procreate children.
disagree
>>75848794
fuck hide the wheat!
>>75849131
>and its just a city
*country
and one of the biggest financial sectors of the world
>>75849166
so called 'f
>>75849157
>>75849167
I'll allow it
>>75849174
Business idea
Cut out the middle man and just call them wankers
just goes to show what incessant social media spamming and bribery with alcohol and banksy prints will do to motivate the youth to vote.
Anyone see that bloke from the Spectator's teeth on BBC? Fuck sake
>>75849175
thanks for sharing
I, too, enjoy large areolas
really tiny nips are good too though
>>75849079
There are terrorism-related incidents every week in Northern Ireland. The papers just don't report it because it's nothing new.
t. former MI5 employee
based fuckin' thailad. BASED thailad
work in 3 days
The collection of holes I call my own
>>75849170
The gulf states are ridden with poverty, it's all hidden with fancy hotels and shopping centres but those countries are shitholes.
Youth should vote more to weaken the right. Hopefully anger is a good enough motivator for our 2018 and 2020 elections.
>its raining here. probably tory tears
>>75849079
They shot a man dead in Bangor approximately a week ago. Is that recent enough for you?
islam
I'll admit it, I shilled for corbyn.
at least 10 threads and they were pretty effective- I definitely changed some minds.
when will michael gove return and claim his rightful place on the tory throne?
>>75849178
haha epic post, /b/ro!
business idea: create algeriANO in oblivion
Me on the right
>>75849170
my original question is can you think of any countries that arent affected by those issues
keyword: arent
not those that are
result: gulf states dont qualify
>>75849186
my point is that people have only been able to suggest singapore and a few other east asian states; thats all there is
>>75849092
No m8, you're delusional if you think Taiwan and South Korea have no social issues
>>75849131
don't know what truly well informed conclusion you're drawing from this...care to tell?
may speech?
>>75849237
Thanks
can't take the gf anywhere ffs
pisses everywhere
>>75849229
cool. now find a list of islamic terrorism from the last week and compare the two. im not denying their dodgy history, just the stupid comparison the aussie mong made.
>>75849179
Don't be a fuckwit. No Church should be forced to marry two same sex people. Marriage is for a family. And that's not some Elton John and partner abomination.
Quit being edgy
>>75848770
>>75848835
why are tummys so hot
>>75849045
city? state more like haha
>>75849243
>gif
fuck off
>>75849259
what is it, citizen?
so are the good guys or the bad guys going to win?
>>75849208
it's the patrician taste
>really tiny nips are good too though
depends on the color
>>75849253
no you may not
hahahahaha
>>75849244
no country is not affected by those issues though.
Thailads the type of guy to not like pints because beer hurts his tummy
>>75849273
oh god no
really want to beat bux up
>2016
>"If young voters want to be represented in politics, they should actually turn up to vote. You need to respect the wishes of the masses."
>2017
>"Why are young people even allowed to vote? They have no real world experience!"
The absolute STATE of rorkes
>>75849273
gets funnier every time I watch it
im a rorke and voted labour. what now?
>>75849289
>expecting consistency from rightists
>>75849273
>he does the virgin hand gesture
>>75849162
Whatever partisan spin you put on it they still did not cover Comey saying that trump wasn't under investigation. Which is objectively dishonest.
>>75849297
clown college?
>>75849267
>Church should be forced to marry two same sex people.
I don't remember stating that in this thread.
>>75849297
North east labour
Can't figure out the scotcuck voting mentality t b h
>>75849235
lmao
had some tea
done a wee
coffee too
time to poo
>>75849297
>im a rorke
cringe
>>75849301
nice gf where can i find one?
>>75848999
terrorist sympathiser! literally isis!
want to post on my break but can't think of anything funny or interesting aha
>>75849262
In principle it's a totally valid point to make. At what point do loyalist paramilitaries become 'not okay' for you?
The Tories cannot work with the DUP or they are enormous hypocrites.
>>75849273
You get free reign if they back out the high five, this is common knowledge
>>75849308
That's what the gay marriage thing means.
LABOUR SURGE
>>75849282
he's also a nonce
>>75849327
just using words that the plebs here understand mate.
>>75849317
Haha llee cofveve. XDDD
Gween tea coffee I would liku somu mowe coffeeeee!!!# I would liku somu moar..... GWEEN TEA XD
>>75849329
sea i guess lol
>>75849340
>they are enormous hypocrites
I think we've established that.
don't give a TOSS about you lot
Thailads the type of guy to throw away something he doesn't need rather than give it to someone for free
>>75849339
what you do is go to the last thread and copy a funny post from there
people don't actually pay as much attention as you think so you can get away with it
the only good result was the snp wipeout
otherwise its shit for everyone, left and right
thailad's the type of guy that wraps a towl around his head when he comes out of the shower
>>75849340
i literally said in like my first or second post that i wasn't saying its ok. im just taking issue with the comparison made. thats literally it.
if you cant follow the conversation then please dont butt in.
>>75849248
If Japan is the standard for having "no social issues" then Taiwan and South Korea don't have any either
>>75849370
also he's a nonce
might have just torn my anus
INCOMING!!!!!!!
thailad's the type of guy who puts his socks on first after a shower.
>>75849372
Yeah. Feels like no party has "won".
*sigh*
thailad.
>>75849384
>>75849387
Ah yes, Australians
>>75849261
Hot
thailad's the type of guy to put his condom on before eating pussy
Is May already formally negotiating with the DUP? Hope they tell her to get fucked
Thailads the type of guy to pretend to be asleep when someone walks into his room
>>75849301
Is she gonna wipe my memory like the FFVIII lot haha
>>75849398
make them go away Bruce
>>75849400
me with the red rag on my head
state
>>75849339
just talk about poo and post a choon
>>75849384
that's what you get for drinking coffee
>>75849407
he's also a nonce
>>75849409
why
>>75849411
dunno what your talking about mate but she's my gf not yours
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPPTTTT*
Typical bigoted Tory chump. Resorting to personal insults are we? Thank God brainwashed old fools like you will soon expire.
also ironically for brexit it was le ukippers that fucked it up, not commie 18-25 year olds. they gave labour the boost it needed
Thailads the type of guy to steal your phone then help you look for it
>>75849416
Are those the party leaders?
May heading to Buckingham Palace at 12:30
Minority government incoming?
1+1=2
thailad's the type of guy to get fucked up the arse then ask for a reach around
thailad's the type of guy to text another guy goodnight at 3am
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>75849433
yes
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/873023747464216577
>turned 18 in 2014
>2014 had the Scottish referendum
>2015 had the general election
>2016 had the EU referendum
>2017 had another general election
>tfw you are LITERALLY part of the most influential generation
>>75849343
homosexual couples are not the only childless ones.
that took alot of effort to post after seeing that the answer I gave earlier was not obvious enough for one person i.t.t.
stop the bullying please
>>75849422
least we don't have the other Thailads to deal with.
The Moroccan cunt
doing a waggle
a waggle of my willy
waggle waggle waggle
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/jubilant-corbyn-celebrates-defeat-by-an-idiot-20170609129135
>>75849443
prove it
>>75849457
>>75849433
sorry they're not leaders, they're candidates for their party in that particular constituency
>>75849427
Her shadow has larger chebs than her actual person
2+2=4
Really wish JFs would fuck off at the moment. There's actually stuff going on and their terrible posts are not worthy of existence.
>>75849433
no, just local candidates in her constituency
anybody can run, so the PM at that time always attracts some strange characters to their constituency to run against the PM
>>75849464
potato/potahto. they're both disgusting nonce wankers
>>75849454
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>75849301
How am i supposed to live knowing i'll NEVER EVER have shark pussy ever in my life ever you fuck.
Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.
Gf is 5'9" and taller than me in heels lads.
>>75849474
don't feed the yanktard/troll
>>75849506
bet her arse is flatter than your father's heart rate
>>75849507
t'was just a question
Thailads the type of guy to walk in on his girlfriend cheating on him and say "sorry i'll let you two finish"
>>75849483
willy haha
>>75849496
Brit bois is Gatwick the poor people airport?
The people here are so trashy.
love seeing corbyn grinning
had kipers and tost for brikfest
North african who recently moved to London here
Is there a particular place to meet Indian chicks? I find them gorgeous
Cheers /brit/
leave thailad alone...
>>75849459
Gays are alright. They're not man and wife. Marriage is a contract between a man and woman.
Ireland you have the best birthrate in western Europe because you know it. Don't be subversive.
thailad's the type of guy to go into the stall even when there is no one else in the bathroom
>>75849527
dont speak russian mate sorry
>>75849519
he's been asking the same stupid questions all morn, possibly Liam/Autisto.
>>75849506
Do you let her dominate you
>>75849527
no that's just all the lads on their way to magaluf
>>75849542
get your nose out of his noncey attention-seeking arsehole m8
>Mummy May's false flags backfired again
atheists btfo
>>75849061
Singapore is a pretty bad example
its a massive police state.
>>75849552
>Liam
that's not me. I'm here though
Thailads the type of guy to embed malicious scripts on his website in order to log everyone's IP addresses
>>75849528
not sure what great cause he has for grinning, theyre still very short of a majority and instead of facing evil capitalists theyre now facing evil capitalists and traditionalist religious fanatics
thailad's the type of guy to sssssssssssssssss right into a guy's bum
Why is Farage still on TV?
>>75849564
Singapore is the best cunt in SEA.
mmm fuck me right in my shark pussy thailad
>>75849597
good post
quite liked that amphibian
confirmed now DUP has agreed to cooperate with tories
silly situation this is
Could someone give me a tl;dr of the election results? Did /ourguys/ win?
>>75848807
It's me,
Stealing the jobs haha x
>>75849564
exaggerated
you can't behave like a twat, but being arrested for littering etc. are myths
>>75849561
Religion is unfalsifiable as per Popper, meaning it is unscientific, which ultimately means that "proof" should not be used to describe it.
>>75849261
why does she not have a skirt or trousers even??
>>75849538
Bump
>>75849619
Wonder how long this will last.
>>75849624
nobody won apart from the DUP
why didn't you save her /brit/
RE: potentially torn anus
it made the following poos just slip out so thats nice
>>75849619
POTATOED
can't believe you're a hostage to the micks again
>>75849636
is unfalsifiability falsifiable?
>>75849624
Corbyn won with 261 seats, May is refusing to concede
>>75849603
It could be, I don't know much about SE asia but the country has no civil liberties. Its easy to say its a safe multicultural country when you're arrested the moment you so much as step out of line
>>75849659
yes
>>75849637
it's a dress
>>75849647
What kind of an animal would take her life?
Alah is a cunt.
>>75849673
how so
Jeremy is still going in the shitty CGI room what a lad
suppose its easy to say with hindsight it was a stupid decision to call another election, but then at the start of may tory majority seemed certain
still they shouldnt have been so reckless. what idiots; surely when they were discussing this someone must have mentioned that theyd only need to lose a few seats to fuck everything up
>>75849641
must be weird having hips this size. has the same effect as being fat and not being able to slide past obstacles
>>75849665
English is the first language. Very rich. It's an example of how a regime works really well without interference. No gulags no spitting.
Singapore is an example of what could be.