Please cum to Russia

>>75847257
are you grill?
i am not gay you know, so just wanna make sure

I want to flood Russia's fertile womb with a hot load

>>75847305
same but my load will be cold pressed :D

only on one condition

a cute ukrainian gf when I arrive

Why

>>75847257
would gladly invade again :^)

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I think I will visit St. Petersburg next summer. Gotta see the city at least once in my lifetime

>>75847257
How safe is Russia? Only places i feel confident in safety are Europe, Asia, North America, and staying away from sketchy areas of America.

>>75847257
Will I get a free qt gf(male)?

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>>75849274
and freeze to death because your Führer was too dumb to pack winter clothes?

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>>75849525
Its safe pleae come here

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>>75850254
but you aren't russia

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>>75850227
>>75850254
Cute Satanias.

>>75849525
You will get kidnapped and have your organs sold to uncle Vanya right as you step out of the airport and then you will learn to not make dumb questions

>>75850227
what a coincedance <3 40.000 soldier from us died because cold aswell

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>>75850588

>>75850613
who is tihs man ? he looks scary..

>>75850742
that's nikolaus tesla, great famous swiss inventor

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>>75847257

>>75850742
are you sure ? because i thought europeans had blonde hair but this guy has black hair and eyes

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>>75850340
What? I am russian.

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>>75850857
that's because it is a black&white picture you retarded sperg