/brit/

KENSINGTON HAVE GIVEN UP VOTE COUNTING UNTIL TOMORROW

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK?????????

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>it was his turn

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GOD has told Theresa “It is thy duty to stay-on, thereby formating a government for Her Majesty's native realm.”

>>75846779
literally why?

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What is Labour's problem?

>>75846779
Literally me in there scurrying about knocking the ballot papers around haha they were going mental at me

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kill yourself fucking scumbags

Schools out scream and shout

>>75846764
>schools out
>at 7:53AM

u wot

>>75846789
alri DUP

>>75846794
>>75846796
too tired they said
BBC say this has never happened before

Redpill me on the DUP

Gonna look up some British Porn, any good keywords?

>>75846795
wtf I love labour now

Jumped down a flight of stairs drunk last night and now can't really walk

>>75846808
Danny D

>>75846795
Looks like Labour knows about (((them)))

>right wing is judaified
>left wing is Islamophillic

just cant win ladds

Ugly Little Scottish Toad Alex Salmon loses seat

GOOD

ding dong ditching no.10 downing street

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>work in 12 hours

>>75846804
>too tired
well boo fucking hoo, leaving the entire country hanging because you're sleepy. Did they expect a 5 minute job?

>>75846805
retarded ultrareligious incompetents who literally gave away free money by accident and lost half a billion because of it. Google 'DUP heating scandal'

BUT seem to be anti-hard brexit, most notably wanting a soft border with Ireland so they wont just be Tory patsies

v interesting desu

>>75846804
I'm Gus O' Donnell (speaking in 3-rd person.)

>>75846805
they're our party 2bh

>>75846804
>>schools out
>>at 7:53AM

For the summer i meant

You now remember UKIP

What would the /brit/ party's policies be?

theyve probably just lost count for the 20th time and had to start over

torn because the gf lined up a threesome with one of her friends but i have a funny looking penis

CON+DUP is going to be the most right wing government in years!

Net immigration will only go up by 125k instead of 175k.

Take THAT lefties

http://www.strawpoll.me/13145324

>>75846794
>>75846834
M8, look at the state of them, they're all retirees and military pensioners.

>>75846834
Oh nooo how dare people feel fatigue after staying up all night. Why can't they all be as good as a fucking nonce on the run from the police oh noooo

Never speak again in my presence.

Why do we allow a literal terrorist party like Seinn Feinn in government? It's like voting ISIS

>>75846850
socialist rorkeism

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post rancid cumdumpsters

>>75846860
I think I see the problem.

>>75846850
nationalise pubs for free pints

>>75846808
Stopped visiting Fake Taxi after they stopped having preview videos, but it was nice watching a girl I went to highschool with in Brisbane getting sodomised by a geezer

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>brits in charge of counting

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>>75846808

thailad is one of the fattest people

>>75846808
faketaxi

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>>75846764
Turkey twizzlers and ice poles?

>>75846850
Monster Raving Loony Party

>>75846864
democracy innit

>>75846869
>cumdumpster
fuck off YANK

>Middlesbrough went Tory
How did Labour manage to faceplant this fucking hard? What exactly do you have to do?

>>75846839
unironically this

elect people who know how to run a country and let them get on with it

Did the really left wing guy win?

I was at my friend's.

Labour-conservative coalition POSSIBLE

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>>75846859
Gimme his dad's height first

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>>75846850
american vassal

>>75846850
mandatory slags for all

why is corbyn treating this as a win?

like keying someones car then saying yours is better now

what went wrong with nige's party

>>75846885
since when is cumdumpster a yank word
its one of my favourite derogatory words

>>75846892
he didnt win in that hes not in power
but he won BIG TIME in that he assassinated the conservative leader, sabotaged their majority and has massively increased his party's political prestige and influence beyond all expectations

>>75846898
isn't that all the time

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>>75846869

might kill myself for real this time

>>75846892
Yes, "they" have won the long game because the CONDUMP coalition will seal a soft 'brexit', invalidating the result of the referendum

>>75846877
I think he's slim
t. thailads mum

its literally shit result for everyone: tories dont get majority and now labour faced with very right wing coalition
either way brexit process now likely to be fucked

just shit

>>75846912
they made a bunch of sketchy promises leading up to the Brexit referendum knowing that they wouldn't be revealed until after the vote

which worked in the short term but left them with a hugely disillusioned voterbase once their deceit became public

also nige stepped down as leader and his replacement was an unlikeable shitheel

>>75846913
Stupid yank

>>75846850

legalise all drugs
flat tax
zero net migration
tax incentives for intelligent whites to breed

>>75846911
instability on the verge of a major negotiation is a good thing apparently.

>>75846850
state issued slags
legal weed
nationalised pizza industry
cager tax
tax breaks for pakistani corner shops

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>>75846850
pakis out
the non whites are not invited
vote UKIP
anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
bantchester should take it's fair share of refugees
tv networks that will display UKIP promotional videos 24/7
state issued gfs

>>75846936
disgusting malnourished chav

>>75846912
They lost their raison d'etre

The Cons supported a hard Brexit so any smart UKIP voter would have cast their ballot for the Cons to ensure a majority and a smooth exit

>>75846937
Can you not reply to me? Thanks. Don't want my IP to be linked to you in the fucking database.

>>75846919
go to bed jeremy

>>75846875

one of your smallest states took 4 days to count

>>75846854
FONT

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>flat tax
>tax incentives for intelligent whites to breed

lefty friend on messenger is SEETHING at me for voting tory

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>raison d'etre

STATE ISSUED FEDORAS FOR THE DISENFRANCHISED

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>>75846941
>anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
which anime did jesus watch that got him v&?

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Are the DUP likely to form a coalition?

>>75846808

montyspov

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Takbir my friends.

>>75846955
fuck off

>>75846966
dumb chav

love pints
dislike pakis
hate fedoras

>>75846971
seems to be the consensus rn

>doop

could heem mi5

Wow it's literally nothing. We will just form a coalition with DUP which will trigger even more lefty tears. Guess what sweaty:
You. Lost. Xxxx

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I am unironically attracted to Theresa May.

>>75846955
fuck off

>>75846971
not a coalition per se

but an unofficial strong partnership seems likely if the Tories press on with this bizarre 'minority government' schtick

>>75846963
if you ever listen to a yank listen now: unironically bully your friends with leftist beliefs until they lack them

>>75846979
Disgusting nonce enabler, eat shit

My very real alt-right friend is FUMING at the result.
He said Corbyn is a brilliant man who deserves his victory.

FUMING

>>75846911

because theresa is now a total joke who might resign and by strengthening labour, he can dismiss calls to resign himself

>>75846971
not a formal coalition
but confidence and supply agreement is likely
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lib%E2%80%93Lab_pact

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>might kill myself for real this time

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>love pints
>dislike pakis
>hate fedoras

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>>75846861
*teleports to Ireland*

what if the DUP say no?

Are the Tories fucking dumb?

>>75846994
this is some Hillary-level rationalisation lmao

Lads
What's a DUP
Don't understand

>>75846966
I am French.

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the geeff

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>>75846995
at least get a better politiwaifu

>>75847019
we use it in english too he's just a brainlet

>>75847014
can't see this happening

>>75846989
They always have with the conservatives.
Not something new at all.

>>75847018
Democratic Unionist Party

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>>75847018

>fedoraposters on /brit/
*tips*

My lady

A flat tax rate is an okay idea but I'm yet to find someone advocating "flat tax" publicly who isn't using it to describe something pants-on-heads retarded like a return to seignorage or a 40% tax on bank deposits

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I dont understand what's going on lol

Is this really big deal? Bigger than Trump or brexit?

scottish paki on the bbc rn eugh

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>My lady

>>75847036
I see

>>75847014
UUP?

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>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government

>>75847044
>I dont understand what's going on lol

well you are a yank

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poo

wank

>>75847044
lol nah not even close

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>tfw no Labour mommy gf

>>75847044
Cups of coffee with a coffee cup noodle soup is the best thing to do with the kitchen and warm my feet up

>>75847018
very right wing party
also boris johnson favourite as next PM

its leftist doomsday, but also doomsday for everyone as successful brexit is now impossible

>>75846913
you don't even have dumpsters, you have skips or dustbins

>>75846892
He doesn't have a lunch date with Lizzie for next week, but he's managed to shut down the "unelectable" accusation with the best Labour share of the popular vote since 2001, which will presumably secure his hold over the party, and now he gets to decide when the next election is while watching the Tories go through a messy leadership fight and completely bungle Brexit.

DUP?
https://twitter.com/stuartgibson/status/873047173516017665
Not a fan.

I want to be cummed on by hung parliament boys

>>75847044
probably about as big as (maybe slightly smaller) than Brexit

>>75847065
>mommy
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>75847027
de facto ad hominem

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>Emma little-pengally

>>75847044
Theresa May is on hanging watch.

Should we make it illegal for a woman to go out in public unaccompanied by a man?

>>75847097
dont reply to me smol brane

>>75847086
mental

>>75847088

Is picking up women at the gym a good idea?

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>>75847090
please be in 'don

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Jezza looks so happy

>>75847108
desu? sounds great

>>75847101
Would put my willy in her minge.

>>75847069
Literally who is saying BoJo is going to be PM

May is not resigning

>>75847108
No. Germany yes for happenings.

>>75847108

Hello muslom / MIDF

>>75847116

depends how heavy they are

>>75847127
Alri tezza

>>75847127
Tories could do us all a fucking favour and get rid of her.

>>75847108

Keep your women in line in the home and you won't have to.

>>75847118
are you jacob rees mogg?
id let you cum on me if so

OHHH JEREMY CORBYN

Finnish gf just started making more distressed noises in her sleep. Gave her a cuddle and she calmed down again

What's taking Cornwall so long

>>75847135

Is the cardio room a good filter then?

>>75847160
are you sure shes a girlfriend and not a badger

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>UKIP 0
>Paul Nut-all comes third

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>>75847161
cornhole?

>>75847154
yes mate its me

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>>75847160
>Finnish gf

CANNOT wait for this weeks have i got news for (you)

>>75847127
theres no other realistic candidates, and the damage may has inflicted means she'll have to resign
shes destroyed brexit

>>75847160

How long is her hair?

>>75847171
Good fuckin job lad

>>75847171
Our jezza at it again

love that R Kelly song that goes "na na na na na nanananana na na"

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>>75847160
>ywn cuddle a girl

Finnish gf just got up and mumbled something about her bladder being about to explode

>>75847193
hey hey hey, goodbye

>>75847060

"ahaha no *youre* the stupid ones I was trolling you lol :^)"

Fuck the jocks

>Tories in talks with DUP

>>75847180
Genuinely surprised that's still going, thought it would die with the majority of panel shows

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>finnish gf

>>75847160
pics of gf
what does she smell like

have to see the gf at around 4pm, haven't got any sleep yet

should i sleep now?

>>75847193
When he pees on odd looking monkeys?
Can't condone it.

>Thainonce in talks with nonce central

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>>75847206
seething

Albanian gf just started making distressed noises in her sleep. Took a shit on her face and pissed in her mouth and she calmed down again

>Jeremy Vine at it again
will never get not funny

>>75847060
>abandon the country's historic principles

I don't think drinking buckfast, shooting up heroin, and being mindlessly belligerent counts towards a country's "historic principles", Angus

>>75847160
did you stroke her penis

>Marr is still going
Good lad

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>>75847060

>>75847225
please stop talking to me, nonce central.

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>>75846798
hmmm, good post.

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May is staying
How can she negotiate Brexit after being so humiliated

>>75847069
it's not really leftist doomsday, Corbyn can effectively pick and choose when the next election is and can use that as a soft veto until an opportune time, and he'll have a far more solid hold over the centrist faction of Labour then.

DUP is less far right in the traditional sense and more frogposter right, except they hate "the Papists" rather than "the shitskins." lots of support for welfare as long as it's for Protestants, etc. Will be very hard to hold in coalition, and every sop to them in the short term will make Brexit all the messier as the rest of NI feels more like a colony again.

agreed that BoJo is likely the next PM - he's just the right mix of "I told you so" and dumb enough to want a few month as caretaker before a vote of no confidence.

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>>75847206

>>75847233
ey steady on

>The only things I cared about where fox hunting and animal trade because this the talk of barbarians. And free education, something that won't even effect mw
>You won't attack me but you'll vote for people who are ok with the hunting of animals as a sport
>Why don't we hunt humans as a sport and see who likes it?
>I'll come after you with a pack of dogs and some guns and see if you appreciate it as a law

needless to say i don't think my mate is happy at me for voting Tory

>>75847193
Disregard R Kelly songs, acquire R Kelly urban epics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c&index=1&list=PL576R9QdEsAQ7WGnoHI5mryGO9hw_plB3

Watch it for a bit, and I mean watch it not having it on in the background, it's good

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im just a white american teen in a suburb people, I cant keep a watch on british politics.

I just want to know is Theresa May resigning like the last one did?

>>75847233
oi

nothing wrong with drinking buckfast

>>75847265
she says "no"

everyone else on the planet says "yes"

time will tell who wins

>>75847265
nah

>>75847251
>agreed that BoJo is likely the next PM

He would have breezed the leadership vote after the referendum but chose not to because the Tories were a mess. Why would he now lead an even weaker party?

>>75847265
post pics of boipussy

need the clueless yanks in this thread out of business

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>this golden image survived the archival servers' collapse
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1460/17/1460175975848.jpg

Diane Abbott, under vociferous and relentless attack from virtually the entire British press, just increased her majority by over 11,000

Getting a gf is hard when you don't go out

northern irish gf just woke up and muttered something about taigs

been a vegan for 6 years but would kill for some bangers and mash right now

>>75847268
>Alcohol and caffeine in the one bottle
>Nothing wrong

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>>75847291
It's her turn!

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going to bed goodnight bye

>>75847310
*tucks you in*

>>75847300
You could do something with mushrooms and olive oil for similar greasiness

>>75847310
night yank

>>75847310
night x

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http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/watch-white-chicago-man-goes-on-crazed-slave-rant-against-black-starbucks-customers/

>>75847310
sleep tight, yankers x

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Brown wins 258 seats in a hung parliament
>total disaster, humiliation etc

Corbyn wins 263 seats in a hung parliament
>A stunning victory

why does bbc keep giving farage airtime

>>75847310
goodnight honey

>>75847339
you horrid little bastard

>>75847291
Literally because she's black

>>75847342
wat is context

>>75847347
hes a good speaker and has an unusual viewpoint

>«Theresa May called this election to get a mandate for her kind of breakfast...»
Andrew Neil

>>75847300
Dying for a fry but Ramadan shite.

>>75847347
You might say he's had a hand in Brexit which is sort of a big deal.

>>75847160
Mongolian gf?

>>75847363
he's a hungry lad

andrew neil is so rude to his guests

lmao

>>75847174
that's Saint David's flag of Wales.

What are the chances DUP look at how coalition destroyed the LDs and go "nah"?

lmao hung

>her kind of breakfast

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who won prime minister?

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>>75847171

Congrats on the upset, Jezza!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4LNxBDeR_o

>>75847398
DUP is NI only i think it's a big different

>>75847398
not a chance
DUP voterbase is too loyal. They LITERALLY burnt taxpayer money and were barely touched.

>>75847417
dnno jsut woke up

>>75847418
kek

>>75847436
>They LITERALLY burnt taxpayer money
explain

Lots of hyperventilating rasheeds who haven't quite grasped that the party they voted for shan't be forming the next government

Interesting

Don't particularly care for any of the current parties so watching this circus play out is definitely the most entertaining outcome for me

Love being a radical centrist

>>75847338

meh. The coffee spill was pretty bad. hot coffee all over his dick

britain needs a civil war to sort itself out

>>75847390
good

him and jo coburn are the only presenters who grill everyone

UK fags gimme a run down on whats happened and what the consequences for you and us are

>>75847174
>>75847393
forgot to add this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Saint_David

just woke up from my nap i took at 4.

what a bunch of mongs the tories are

cannot fucking stand people who start sentences with "So,"
reeks of unbearable yank hipsters

>>75847467
>fags
fuck off yank

>>75847445
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/q-a-what-is-the-northern-ireland-cash-for-ash-scheme-1.2907866

>>75847390
Feel sorry for him

Probably the only genuinely right wing person at the whole of the BBC. Surroubded by nothing but low IQ niggers and metropolitan libtards

>>75847460
>civil war starts
>all 18-40s enlisted by force on one side or the other depending where you live
>3 years later the gene pool is even thinner

are you foriegn?

>>75847485
pretty please?

So, there's this angry lad who doesn't like yanks, hipsters, or yank hipsters

my handwriting is a lot better in pencil than pen

>>75847445
RHI scandal
they payed people to use renewable energies, however utterly failed to introduce cost controls, essentially meaning that businesses could turn a profit by just burning a shitload of wood pellets, stealing taxpayer money.
this cost the government £500 million, and they got more seats for it.
and worst of all, this was LITERALLY overseen by the party leader.

>>75847467
Conservative DUP coalition

Will most likely be an unstable government and brexit is now on turmoil

>>75847502
How does he feel about pints?

>>75847503
my handwriting is very girly desu

need an anglophile yank gf who settled for me because australian is close enough to english

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>>75847460
opulent thinking

>>75847509
So, I'd like to tell you but I refuse to speak on level terms with a kiddy fiddler.

*awoos*

>>75847501
why, just to make fun of Leavers and spout Liberal trashtalk? No.

>>75847508
so basically UK is not gonna be part of the EU anymore and shits bad?

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how is she feeling this morning?

>>75847467
May called snap elections to strengthen her hand in Brexit talks.
Her party and her completely bungled up the campaign.
Labour overperformed, polls probably underestimated youth turnout.
SNP thoroughly humiliated.
May lost all of her credibility due to losing so many seats in an elections that should've been a landslide for her.
She's now stuck with having to form an alliance with crazy Ulster-Scot Unionists if she wants to pass anything.
She'll probably have to resign.
Today was a good day.

>>75847532
>ree i hate you and will say the most vile things I can imagine
I get it.

Corbyn forced may to hcall an election when the tories were in a stronger position than this. he should be able to force her to quit

>>75847285
The stench of this setback and the upcoming loss is firmly on May now, and there's room to present himself as a long-term leader making the right decisions to clean house and bring the party back to its roots?

Is of course bollocks, but the alternative is them pulling another slightly chubby blond 40something out of the secret vats hidden below Eton and Johnson being consigned to history as a minor player in the shipwreck. He probably won't succeed if he tries, but he definitely never will if he doesn't.

need a femdom gf to choke me with a belt

>>75847542
Relieved that we won't be getting a socialist fuckwit for at least another 5 years

>>75847542
probably has a cold head

>>75847550
thanks anon!

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Not bad pollsters

>>75847542
being useless chav rorke

>>75847551
thailad please sum up the britbong elections cheers

>>75847538
why is that bad

Just accidentally linked a girl I like to gay porn.

>>75847573
john curtice is a genius

>>75847551
Just leave the kids alone

>this one valiant rorke

A job is more than money. You are helping your community. Stop being a bitch and work.

Where's the off to work lad

>>75847552
It was the hard right conservatives that forced the election.

>>75847542
Mums gunna hit the roof when she sees what happened

PM over here was literally caught stealing billions of taxpayer dollars and he's still around and still PM simply by refusing to resign, denying everything, and bribing everybody. Could May pull off the same thing?

>>75847570
Haha

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the gf

>>75847577
a mistake

>>75847586
fuck off leftycuck

>>75847552
May's the one who forced the election.

Pretty sure Corbyn would have rather they not happen... until the last couple of weeks, at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEvspfitHVw

Gerfag here can someone please explain to me in the most plain english there is what happened and how it's affecting you people

I can't into politalks

If May goes who do you want in?

David Davies or John Redwood would be MINT

how to young rust cohle hair

>>75847607
doubt it, seems like we actually have a competent opposition now that's set to strengthen.

>>75847607
No. Prime Minister serves at the Sovereign's pleasure, because they hold the confidence of the Commons (ie. they have a functional majority)

If she went full despot, the Speaker and Father of the House can ask the Queen to remove her for the good of the country.

>>75847551
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But you diddle ki-i-ids.

>>75847607
This country isn't a third world Asian swamp yet so that would be hard to pull off

German here
I am Greek

*farts*

>>75847607
could try

Is digibytelad here?

>>75847638
>>75847550

>>75847638
>>75847550

>>75847638
We're all fucked bruder.

>>75847670
>>75847669

>>75847638
We no longer have a government

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>>75847699

Labour + Libdem + SNP + Green coalition?

why is there a sinn fein in uk election

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are there brits who unironically speak like pic related?

>>75847708
northern ireland is in the UK you dolt

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CORBYN ON TV

CON/DUP alliance would get nothing done, they want a soft brexit, are pretty nuts, it would be a coalition of chaos to boot.

>>75847708
dude why not lmao

>>75847542
find it hard to fathom women under 40 having their own political opinions (especially right wing ones) that they didn't just get from their bf

SNP has been completely btfo, it makes this whole election worth it

>>75847703
worst possible result

>>75847703
Not enough to form a majority.

Also, no fucking way.

>>75847708

Democracy in action, republicanists also need a party to represent them.

>>75847607
Would you believe Queensland actually has the best example of this? Joh Bjelke-Petersen got rolled by his own party doom but refused to resign. The Queen/Governor doesn't exist in a bubble, but convention says that they do, so there was some very polite leaning on Joh to resign before he was pushed

>>75847703
Not enough seats for 326

>>75847736
>SNP has been completely btfo

Are you kidding anon, they won the election in scotland. They have a solid mandate for a new referendum

>>75847719
not irish

Just want Blair back

>>75847703
Lib Dems don't want to be part of a coalition and without them it's impossible for labour to get a majority.

Literally don't give a shit about your stupid election, unless there's some way i can profit off it

>>75847755
northern irish are roleplaying irish

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Maybe next time, gommies

>>75847755
wrong

>>75847607
aren't militaries supposed to put an end to this

>>75847763
Conrad pls