/brit/

It was Milliband's turn

Anime

VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145166
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13145166
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145166
VOTE

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Is Mummy May going to make it?

haha may
rhymes with gay

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>>75845886
>>75845921
'tis brill that Sarah Ogrely is out, a horrid piece of work that woman is.
>>75845995
shut up, seppo

business idea: CON-LIBDEM coalition government

softest brexit possible
no internet censorship
further austerity

Gf: "tories are monsters for wanting to abolish human rights act, tory voters are idiots who are fine with abolishing their rights"
Gf: "i dont understand, how can a convicted nonce successfully sue over human rights violations (forcing him to remove the toupee he used to escape prison)?"
Going to fashion her femurs into water pipes

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE THIS WAY

IT WAS MY TURN

Sturgeon on suicide watch

Here's how the Tories can still win:

>>75846038
Double Brexit Gambit

Hello Nigger

love trannys simple as

Who are we all voting for in the October election then lads?

Imagine the UK if they'd made the normal, respectable, electable Miliband brother leader of the Labour party instead of Ed the alien.

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>>75846014
rorkerag absolutely seething

>>75846030
>further austerity
Stop trying to turn us into greece or spain you fucking hun cunt

reddit seems to think DUP's "soft brexit" means they're single market autists like the LibDems and Blairites

they're not.
the only part of brexit they want to soften is the Irish border.

My willy's gone hard agian lads

big hung parliament boys

>>75846066
i'm not trying to i just figure the tories want a bone too

>>75846030
>further austerity
off yourself

>>75846033
Holy fucking KEK, that pic

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wish i was british sometimes

>>75846014
Wait is this actually fucking real?

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Do not allow this dangerous man into a position of power, you have been warned.

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>>75846033
Leave Tezza alone, you're not considered an Anglo country if a conservative prime minister hasn't called for a snap election only to get utterly BTFO'd (bonus points if the pm was pissed as a fart while doing so)

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Which party is the most gun friendly party?

JIZZFORJEZZ

CUMFORCORBYN

Can somebody explain how elections work

>>75846091
ya

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/08/press-gang-up-on-jeremy-corbyn-in-election-day-coverage

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>Holy fucking KEK

>>75846091
The S*n is only fit to wipe one's anus with.

Hope this whole soft brexit malarkey still involves hard willies x

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>media and leftycucks saying this election shows how great corbyn is instead of how shit may is

>>75846105
nobody here is gun friendly except wannabe yanks

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Why is Cornwall taking so long to count votes when places like Newcastle can afford to hire Sonic to deliver ballots.

>>75846030

>Lib Dems literally have 'keeping the UK in the EU' as part of their manifesto
>thinking they'll aid a soft brexit

Top kek

>>75846085
>pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
Couldn't they compress that into a simple
>pages 2-12

>>75846085
>Not 'Theres Mayhem's

Went easy on her smdh, rorkes gonna rorke

UKIP: 0

>>75845954
SF = Political arm of IRA. The PYD to the PKK.
DUP = Christian psychopath ultra conservatives.

Rock hard cock straight up my shitpipe please x

>>75846069
yeah but they can't negotiate with ireland, they have to do it through the whole of the EU.

>>75846105
didnt gringos hate kalashnikovs? you know its a commie gun

>>75846107
people vote for MPs in constituencies

whichever party has enough MPs (326) can form a government. if they don't have enough they can form a coalition with another party or a minority government (but struggle to pass laws)

>>75846121
love hard willies
(love big willies)

WE DID IT REDDIT !!!!!

WTF Mansfield went blue

Idiotic scabs never learn

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>>75846018
>>75846062
>tfw you could have stopped it
>tfw you could have led the UK into a new golden age of prosperity at the head of a Labour majority by simultaneously restoring British economic dominance while also ensuring the working masses share in the prosperity

M-my... w-what a well-hung parliament.

...can I touch it?

>>75846143
can you make up extra consitutiencies to get better votes?

>>75846146
Hmm that's a bit gay

>>75846127
politically you can't cancel brexit at this point, it's a suicide pact everyone's locked into

soft norway-style brexit is the next best thing and what LD will work towards

oh no, andrew neill
wish this old cunt would die

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L-lads?

>>75846126
Because they're all impoverished, cider addled mongs down there.

>>75846105
None of them really care about guns desu, the laws will stay the same whoever ends up making a government.

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>Tories in a coalition with the DUP
Did Labour voters just make the ruling government MORE right-wing?

>Kensington still not counted

WHAT THE FUCK
LEARN TO COUNT OR AT LEAST HURRY UP WITH THE RIGGING

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>yfw you realise that Theresa May's tenure as prime minister has accomplished nothing other than crashing the Conservative party with no survivors and possibly fucking up Brexit

Guys... was she a Labour plant?

>>75846157
yeah blair did that for south wales

>>75846141
Its forefather was a nazi gun tho.
It's just a gun.

Genuinely incredible how someone with the worst manifesto in a generation can get so close to power 2bh. Just goes to show how superficial british politics is given all corbyn had to do was look downtrodden and pretend he was fighting an establishment and the voters flocked to him

>>75846030
What about the UK just declaring bomber Harris as post morten PM

>>75846163
STRONG
T
A
B
L
E

so anyways, i was saying to the guy that you can't use a mallet when you need to piss

you know what he said to me?

How many Brexit types are there?
So far I've seen a lot of talk of Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit, 2-Ply Brexit, and Ultra Soft Brexit.

BREAKING: May declares she will "cancel Brexit" to secure LDP support and a further 5 years in power

Lads

I don't wanna leave the EU

lmao this Tory bloke just got assfucked on live TV
cant believe the BBC is allowed to show this kind of bloodbath before 9PM

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>>75846014

>>75846134
brexit already happened m8

>>75846163
YEH BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER THIS TIME LET'S JUST IGNORE IT. IT ONLY MATTERED DURING BREXIT BECAUSE OF REASONS

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>>75846146
>>75846121
allri' Mazda driver?

>>75846175
Sounds like what Julia Gillard did to Labor down here in Poztralya

>>75846175
May was a Remain supporter, she has been playing the long game from the very beginning

Labour HOLD Dudley North by 22 votes

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>>75846182
>t. arseblasted rorke

>>75846141
nah, we love slavshit

>>75846193
Why? Its literally the second most useless organisation on the planet after the UN

>>75846160
If Corbyn wasn't a brexiteer in disguise and campaigned to scrap it, it would have been perfectly possible

Remember half the country are against it

>>75846187
Eggs Brexit with hollandaise

>>75846122
it shows both
Corbyn proved that a far left labour is viable

oi fuck off remainers

you were meant to disappear last year

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>>75846187

There's always Single Ply Brexit, where you're able to get most of the shit away but you still end up fingering your asshole when you break through the paper-thin veneer of suitability to the task at hand.

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>>75846206
Heh...

>>75846213
not a rorke and i agree with him desu

>>75846157
No but the Tories have been trying to gerrymander by combining certain constituencies together that would be to their advantage

>>75846030
This kills the Lib Dems.

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>>75846203
Having a think.

>>75846177
clever guy, always loved him, why can't he come back?

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>>75846160
>soft norway-style brexit is the next best thing

75846216
Dumb Rorke, don't speak to me.

>>75846236
>wanting a war criminal
Fuck off

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Is it inevitable that he takes over the cons?

>>75846227
beautiful

>>75846182
>Worst manifesto

Citation needed, it's a solid manifesto and the policies polled VERY well.

>>75846216
dont care

1) free movement is cool as fuck
2) i like someone keeping an eye on our governments human rights stuff

i am a labour voter and i support soft brexit (EFTA)

>>75846243
who are you quoting?

>>75846182

His manifesto actually addressed things most people cared about though like houses and such. I guarantee if May took a harder stance on immigration, lower taxes encouraging investment or whatnot she'd have done much better than a generic cookie cutter plan which was mostly irrelevant to anything the guy at the pub cared about.

>>75846217
>Remember half the country are against it

Yes but I imagine there would be a humongous outcry if the politicians decide to go against "the public's wishes"

But I agree there is no mandate for a hard/no-deal brexit

May is the biggest joke in british political history

She MUST resign simple as

>>75846170
>mass immigration at highest ever levels
>fags, trannies, genderqueers and other degenerate groups have more rights than ever before
>NHS and government spending as % of GDP at close to record levels
>cuts to police forces, removal of stop-and-search laws and rising street crime

why do leftoids like to pretend the conservative party doesn't broadly align with their views?

>>75846248
>pretending to care about the Middle East
Far too early in the morning for that

>>75846227
Lettuce be peanuts on this - Your Grimy Julia FUCKED the Labor party. Kevin '07 didn't deserve what she did to him

>>75846253
But what will they do about fox hunting?

>>75846216
>Its literally the second most useless organisation on the planet
hmmm think you might be a moron
>after the UN
confirmed

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Madam PM

>>75846126

fast dog running at incredible hgih speed

>>75846182
it's populism lad

same reason trump was able to convince the average voter that he'd work for their best interests

>>75846182
heres the thing

all i hear from newspapers and experts is that its a bad manifesto
but none of them say why, they just cite how many people have said its bad and so on and so on

im beginning to suspect it might not be bad tbqhwyf

>>75846213
>t. arseblasted pasty virgin student who thinks a defeat for Lelbour was really a victory

enjoy another 5 years of conservative government, goober

>>75846267
its the boys he sent over there im upset about

>>75846216
>second most useless organisation on the planet

Largest trading union on the planet

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>/brit/ isn't getting banned
we did it boys
lovely

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Morality is a SLOW, CONSTANT process of dissuading yourself from SINFUL BEHAVIOUR like voting LABOUR or drinking SCOTTISH CIDER.

So Sinn Fein is effectively handing May a workable coalition government because of some childish refusal to attend Westminster?

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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

didnt rate her anymore

>>75846296
STOP SOPA

>>75846296
I want a new internet...

>>75846253
>and the policies polled VERY well.

that's because people are superficial retards, 'sheed. They see "DUDE. FREE STUFF.LMAO" as the headline and think that means the policies will benefit them

>>75846296
shame

>>75846305
rzwrzasheed

Going to commit war crimes on the next qt boybum I lay hands on

>>75846305
why do poles dislike us anyway
is it because we were a bit mean to some of your bydlo migrants

>>75846309
i want a new country

>>75846266
>NHS and government spending as % of GDP at close to record levels
Yeah nah, the NHS budget has been underfunded by 3% year on year since the Tories came to power. Their budget is now 20% below what they need

>>75846309
youre an aussie mate, you wouldnt be allowed in

>>75846314
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>75846291
awww he's upset

This is actually a good result.

Corbyn didn't
Communism delayed by another 5
Tories still in
May will resign and her 1984 internet plans and stupid shit like dementia tax won't go through

It's win win all over

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>Corbyn and comrades were anti-E.U. before leading the Labour Party, to name but a few.
hmm, yes.

All opponents of the E.U. are Rorkes: getting my neuric jelly jiggling to an extreme degree.

>>75846324
poles have a massive victim complex

>>75846187

Ribbed Brexit

>>75846268
Kevin was a maniacal little smug egocentric runt with a bad temper on planes
Abbott and Turnbull have FUCKED the LNP lad

tories hold st. ives

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This is honestly the funniest shit.

The fucking DUP.

UK IS NOW RULED BY FUCKING IRISH STUCK IN THE MIDDLE AGES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

FFS, look at how the UK reacted with a possible SNP/Lab Coalition in 2015, now you're ruled by the fucking IRISH. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>75846328
nah come on let me in
fuckin commonwealthy hey don't be a slack cunt

>>75846324
inferiority complex

>>75846291
>goober

fuck off yank

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>>75846319
*Drops pencil in front of you*

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>>75846325
say no more senpai

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>>75845997

LADS

I just got my fucking passport back from the visa office today

My work visa for the UK got approved

I'll be seeing you gents in a few months' time

Pretty fucking excited 2bh

>>75846290
its the only one that addresses homelessness properly

Had to roll over in bed because the Finnish gf kept snuggling up to my phone-arm in her sleep and I couldn't type properly

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>rasheeds are so used to getting anally raped by their conservative masters that they revel in 5 years of a conservative-DUP coalition

hmm interesting

>>75846357
why though
it's all downhill from here

>>75846334
dementia tax was one of her smartest policies

she's just spineless and couldn't defend it

>>75846319
*whips out hung parliament willy*

>>75846345
>DUP
>irish
mm

>>75846342
How many years of Tony and Turnie have we had? All because of Julia destroying trust in Labor. All she had to do was not stab Kevin up the arse, but no, she had to fucking do it and fuck the next decade of politics.

>>75846296
>May tells the BBC that she intends to stay on

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rasheed actually thought this would be the end of a conservative government

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol rorkes are waking up and crying into their anime pillows

>>75846357
>'dit spacing yank
No thanks!

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me on the right

our boy jeremy won?

>>75846357
fuck off yank

Rorke's a bit hysterical today

>>75846385
Isn't that banned in UK?

>>75846382

absolute state of leftie spackers

>>75846163
>now I can take a vacation in the UK
nice

>>75846195
who?

>>75846383
How is this good?

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>>75846290

Labour's manifesto isn't actually that bad, it's just that a vote for Labour is a vote for Diane Abbott to have a strong say in running the country and that's reason enough to tell them to fuck off.

who /radcen/ and happy with the result?

>labour don't get to decide immigration
>tories don't have a majority
>stong opposition in parliament
>mummy may and her totalitarian policies won't pass
>hard brexit gets the shaft
>dup will be anti-islam

What do these results mean for the enlightened radical centrist?

explaining to the lefty mate why labour can't form a government

feels like talking to a child

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>>75846383
mate she also said she wouldnt call an election

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>Battersea swung to Labour

This is THE WORST election campaign in quite some time

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>>75846385
>chinless leftoid accusing the right of anime obsession

now where have I seen this before

>>75846379
Lad the whole reason Kevin got booted was because the polls were in freefall

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was democracy a mistake

>>75846355
kind of unfair. every muslim is named mohammed. even if they were 5% of the population it would be the most common name

>>75846404
sadly no though it would benefit the country.

why the fuck won't may resign

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>>75846324
cuz yous are perfidious faggots


we hate perfidious faggots


AAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>>75846182
Theresa May was just a shit candidate

Anybody with an ounce of charisma would have stomped Corbyn and his cuckmeme party

The referendum was a mistake

>>75846436
me in the middle

Cheers to any ToryBoy who spent £3 to join the Labour Party and to vote for Corbyn

>>75846416
here

this is realistically the best possible outcome

>Canterbury won by Labour first time in 99 years

>>75846398
>our boy

>>>/reddit/

he lost anyway lol but 'sheeds are trying to tell us he won even though we are getting a conservative government

>>75846414
how shit must here opponents in hackney be?
>75%
>tory second with 12%

>>75846448
hello mr juncker

>>75846422
isn't it obvious?
I mean Labour did really well but there's no way they can lead

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>>75846399
>>75846388

I'm emigrating to your cunt and there's nothing you can do about it :^))))

Got quite a hung parliament in my pyjama bottoms right now.... who wants to form a coalition?

>>75846442
ok that's your opinion and you're entitled to it x

>>75846454
this
nice one lads, you'll be spared the gulag

>>75846416
Happy about all of those apart from the Brexit thing. I want hard brexit but you can't win them all I guess

>>75846414
Didn't you hear the news, Diane Abbott got the axe due to "poor health"?

>>75846275
t. ultra-cuck

>>75846293
most stagnant with zero growth too

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Therorkesha btfo

>>75846442
bruh that was 10 years ago and morally cut-and-dried, noones going to get triggered by that

if you want to bait you should find some IRA bomb images

Wish Ervine had lived. He was a prisoner. He didn't hate. He understood perspectives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCWL6MYQcEs
Taught Republicans Loyalists were human too.

>>75846436
>have only cunts campaigning in your constituency
>memesters offer a protest vote

democracy at its finest senpai

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>>75846416
right here desu

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I want to fuck that granny.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCOTTISH NATIONALISTS

https://twitter.com/BigPoppaTotoro/status/871022994763780097
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>>75846435
And what did they do, in their time of trouble? The knives came out and they acted in dishonest ways. They fucked us. Labor will always fuck its supporters in the most asinine ways and send us to another decade of Liberals purgatory.

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>During the 1982 Falklands War, in a meeting of Haringey Council, he opposed a motion offering support to British troops sent to retake the islands, instead declaring the war to be a "Tory plot" and submitted an alternative motion that condemned the war as a "nauseating waste of lives and money".[233] Jeremy Corbyn has said that he would like to achieve “some reasonable accommodation” with Argentina over the Falkland Islands dispute, with a "degree of joint administration" between the UK and Argentina over the islands.[234][235]

>>75846448
fuck off tusk

Hate the EU
Hate German imperialism
Hate communism
Hate high housing prices
Love high tuition fees for useless arts degrees
Love centrist capitalistic systems with generous safety nets
Love internet privacy
Love extensions to parental leave
Love our nukes
Love a well-funded NHS
Love highly selective, low volume immigration programs for highly skilled persons in areas of labour deficiency, supplemented with strong and compulsory community integration programs

simple as

>>75846454
so we'll get another 5 years without a labour govenrment? cool

>>75846416
Yeah it's not so bad

>>75846441
>says that she will resign if she loses majority by "even six seats"
>lose by eight seats
>still won't resign
NEED her out of business

>>75846430
dont worry m8, tears dont stain

feeling a bit crook, might get an early night

>>75846430
got a decent chin actually x

>>75846354
http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1496977739864.png
wtf i'm getting bummed now?

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*projectile vomits*

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>>75846416
Where was Britain's radical centrist candidate?

>>75846436
>all those clowns thinking they are splitting the vote for Theresa

Fucking mongs. Anyone voting Tory isn't going to vote for them. People anti tory are going to vote for them and split Labour's vote. Fucking lefties man

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>>75846474
labour victory, right comrade?

>>75846480
Cock is rock hard with the SNP losing so many seats. Get those backstabbing jock TWATS out of our parliament.

>>75846220
Any even half competent leader would have stomped Corbyn, don't kid yourself

>Jeremy Vine smashing through lowpoly glass to once again reintroduce The Swingometer

oh my fucking days
love this spacker

>>75846488
Lmao still trying to spin this as some sort of decisive win.

>Crush to saboteurs
>Get more saboteurs

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fuck off Vine you gimp no one cares about your shite swingometer

how will DUP and CON form a coalition if 314 + 10 us 324 not 326?

>>75846416
yea pretty good outcome

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>>75846504
>le young people!

how can we prevent millennials destroying the country in future elections?

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G o o d E n d

hooray!

Got a couple of hours kip after Rudd survived

What did I mi

>>75846508
they aren't splitting anything, the seat is secure. the only way to give your vote meaning is show disapproval by voting for someone taking the piss

>>75846532
there are four results left

>>75846534
You are a "millennial" you stupid cringeworthy Rorke fuck

>>75846255
>1) free movement is cool as fuck

>1. Germany mandates free movement amongst European nations, but supposedly gives countries power over extra-EU immigration
>2. Germany decides to let in millions of extra-EU migrants, most of whom have no chance of qualifying for asylum
>3. Germany whines that other EU nations aren't taking in enough of the migrants
>4. Germany uses its muscle in EU politics and in economic control to force other countries to
>??
>99. UK becomes comprised of persons from whatever country Germany decides to admit to the post-nationalistic space, fully deconstructed of culture

>>75846539
not much after that

Which politician would you snog?

>>75846537
really surprised about this, don't get this impression here at all
interesting

>>75846532
Sinn Fien doesn't vote giving the coalition a majority by two seats.

>29 000 left wing voters
>22 000 right wing
>conservatives win region
>majority unrepresented
>first past the post
gotta love it

>>75846483
The LNP would have won in 2010 were it not for Julia clawing back a bit of support lost to Kevin's continuous fuck ups lad. He managed to send Labor down in the polls after literally giving people free money and bringing us through the GFC largely untouched
Labor are going to win in 2019 barring some monumental mistake from Shorten

>>75846532
They will probably pick up more seats in Scotland

>>75846556
pretty patel

>>75846532
The goal is 322

Since Sinn Fein never vote, you never have to worry about them voting against you, so every seat they win reduces total number of MPs by one

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>>75846556

>>75846532
The IRA don't take their seats in parliament so they only need 322 for an effective majority

>>75846556
Are you a politician? Because.... mm *looks down shyly*

>>75846474
well the likelihood is a tory+DUP government, possibly even with boris johnson as PM, so how is this in any sense a positive result for leftists

its shaping up to be the most right wing government in decades

>>75846485
not a fan of his argy–sympathetic views.

>>75846442
get back to work, those toilets aren't going to clean themselves

>>75846556
big dave

>>75846534
not sure, i thnk people taking so many e's in the 90s polluted the gene pool so anyone born afterwars had a bit of their brain that doesnt develop, and fiveheads i blame the rise of them on e's too.

>>75846291

There will be another snap election within 18 months, mark my words. The new Tory leadership will need to have a mandate, especially for a 'hard Brexit'. The only time an unelected majority party leader has come in and replaced the disgraced former leader without then calling for a general election in the last 20 years was Gordon Brown in 2007. The public don't like arrogance, and whoever replaces May will be full of that.

>>75846534
Hearing people complain about "boomers" is how you know they're a near teen from Reddit, these "young people." The only politically tolerable youth voting bloc I know of is in France where the majority voted National Front.

>>75846511
baffled at this post

fuck sinn fein
if the SDLP had those seats at least they'd block a tory majority
reeeeeeeeeee

>>75846550
oh except guess what?
We had a unique clause saying we didn't have to accept migrants we didn't want to

or at least we did. now we've thrown that away we probably wont be able to get that perk back even if we do renegotiate free movement

>>75846556
Trudeau
Corbyn
Moggykins

>>75846561
SNP was a mistake

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>>75846537
>I am h-happy with the outcome

>>75846550
Ah yes, forgot the whole 20,000 that the UK is being forced to take in over a period of like 4 years.

>pretty patel reelected

good job lads

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europeans fuck off desu

>>75846584
>>75846416

reckon jeremy would be out of a job if they got rid of the shit CGI, or is he actually useful

>>75846416
>mummy may and her totalitarian policies won't pass

The DUP want to make porn illegal.

>>75846539
Not much. Exit polls were pretty close. May refuses to resign. It's either going to be Tory minority government or weak CON + DUP coalition.

>>75846560
>>75846566
>>75846572
>>75846577
Is Sinn Fein not allowed or do they try to make a point that way?

>>75846563
LNP would have won in 2010, but no way would they have held on as long as they did in this timeline after the Kevin & Julia drama. We need to glass Canberra and let China take over.

>>75846557
the people who are unhappy are louder than those who are moderately satisfied

>>75846584
right wing government with no confidence means strong opposition they basically can't make any mistake

>>75846382
>he lost but he showed that the political elite can be defeated

???

>>75846585
it's the sign of an absolute student mong, literally no one sympathises with the argies

>>75846537
I would vote mixed opinion, but I never saw the link to it.

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>you'll never have mega thatcher that will send leftists to deathcamps

>>75846603
>>75846609
Well that buys you a generation, but if you have the free movement clause intra-EU, then your demographic fate is tied to that of the rest of the Union, and as long as there are weak entry points you'll eventually have to share in them

Finnish gf is making noises in her sleep and keeps wiggling closer to cuddle up against me. Did a hefty fart on her though.

>>75846364

it won't be five years mate

>>75846487
If an equivalent party with those values cropped up (and wasn't corrupt) in the USA I would vote for it in a heartbeat

>>75846504
>The young. You crazy bastards
wot?

>>75846620
they don't show up

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>Finnish gf

>>75846620
Their campaign platform is that the Westminster government is illegitimate and they will never take their seats a a result. They just run so that the "British" parties don't get all the seats

>>75846620
They try to make a point. They're the political arm of the IRA.

>>75846613
hes the BBC staff mascot
they keep him in the office in a dog crate when hes not on TV and feed him biccies sometimes if he cries

>>75846620
they do it to make a point
they are the official political arm of the IRA, the irish terrorist group that has been on ceasefire since 1997

>>75846385
>>75846401
Are we pretending they didn't win or something?

>>75846652
that's a good lad

Come to the sudden realisation that we should have sided with Hitler

>>75846620
To become an MP you have to swear loyalty to the crown. They don't want to, hence no seats

Why doesn't London "Brexit" away from the rest of the UK already?

just rang corbyn to congratulate him on his win

>>75846646
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145166

here you go pal

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>>75846667
>they keep him in the office in a dog crate when hes not on TV and feed him biccies sometimes if he cries

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>This meme party kingmaker

>>75846416
>hard brexit gets the shaft
This is bad

did anyone HONESTLY think Corbyn would win?
I think he did very well for labour

Come to the sudden realisation that I need a cock up my bum

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Ah yes, young voters and the issues that matter to them

Labour should have coordinated better to tactically vote in some of these places

Con hold St Ives by 300 or so votes

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Theresa May...

Sashay away.

>>75846694
Why do all these "let's be open about sex!" women look the same.

>>75846694
>Youtuber
stopped reading

>>75846670
>"""""win"""""
The only party who really won is the DUP

>all my alt-right friends crying because there's no tory majority
Absolutely pathetic. These were the same people who were saying "democracy is democracy, the people have decided on brexit" and laughing about how lefties were triggered by the result last year.

>>75846701
Scottish Labour told people to vote Tories ffs.

the dup is going national lads

>>75846622
>held on as long as they did in this timeline
They've won two elections lad, it's literally nothing. The last government to get kicked out after one election was in 1929

>>75846680
Why do they still do this

The house of commons don't answer to the reigning monarch and haven't for centuries

>>75846716
alri jez

>>75846716
alri jez

>>75846614
yeah and they'll be in a minority government

hung parliament means none of the controversial shite will get passed

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the phone call that saved the election

>>75846716
alri jez

>>75846694

she is literally jewish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZgQylN_TKg

>>75846716
Fuck off jezzer

>>75846708
Yas queen slay!

>>75846474
>theresa
>rorke
lmao
lefties don't even understand the buzzwords they throw around
state of them

>>75846716
alri jezza

>>75846723
It's LITERALLY something
It's MY LIFE
I've been TONE BONED
and TURNBUMMED
LONG ENOUGH

>>75846614

they won't be able to do that though you fucking mug. just because they MIGHT be part of a coalition (assuming we don't have either A) another snap election or B) a minority government), doesn't mean they're going to be able to get any one of their retarded Proddy fundamentalist social policies passed.

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Friendship ended with mummy may
Emily is my new mummy now