>vosotros

quality thread

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>usted

>vos

>tú

>>75845049
fuck off mesero

>>75845111
you fuck off, marica

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>tío

Usted bobo

>>75844948
địt mẹ

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>onda vital

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>a todo gas

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>>75844948

>>75845498
kek

>>75844948
>¿
>¡

>>75845111
kek

Why are these threads so adorable? I don't speak Spanish, but I assume it's top-notch petty banter. ;_;

>>75847521
It is, I love them
Very informative and full of bantz

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>>75847521
learn español

>>75847590

It's complicado, I tried. I might try again once I really need it. Har har, I'll finally understand these threads.

>>75847590
I can't roll R

>>75847715
That's a given, like having burger accent
People will still like you for learning the language and banter you lightly
Unless you're actually a CHI. In which case you'll be mocked

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>muchas grasias
>que pena con uzted
>ay q pecao

>>75847835
>muchaz graziaz
>que pena con uzted
>ay q pecao

>wey

>compa

>>75847880
>do babez cabrón

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>ahorita

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>ustedes

<<75848069
>you (singular)
>you (plural)

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@postnumber: 75848123

>frijoles

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>ñ

>>Seven five eight four eight one six one
>not giving me (you)s

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>ç

>>75848246
that moment when you realize that nh, lh and ch are borrowed from occitan

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>cojones

>>75848288
That was invented in Spain, though.

>>75848306
You could've made something like this
>ñčł

>>75848365
>čoripán
>łama

mmmmh

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>maní

>>75848437
>cacahuEtes

>>75848397
I was thinking the same line above ñ for all of them, also just thought of ř
>čatařa

>>75848453
Ésto

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>Sobremesa

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>>75848476

Ésta

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> manejar el auto

>>75848762
This
Es manejar el coche

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>para ti

>como mola

>>75848762

>coche, carro = boliguayos

>Das Auto = europeos

>>75847521
Don't you have anything similar in /ex-yu/ with regards to Serbo-Croatian? Or do you only banter each other about basketball?

>>75848811
>conducir el vehículo

>>75848937
They are probably closer than castilian and the amerindian dialects.

Is vosotros plural for yours/you by any chance?

>>75849436
yas
>vosotros = ustedes = you(plural)

>>75849487
Nice
Vostru means (plural) your in romanian

>>75849596
Vuestro has that meaning as well.

>>75844948
>yo

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>no
>mames

>>75848849
still wonder to this day why they went for "eres un tipo duro"

>>75849040
>manejar the car

>sudacas in charge of speaking correctly

>huevon

>>75844948
I dont understand the joke with Catalans - Scatalans, explain please

>>75859086
>scatalANO
kek

>>75859086
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

Also
>German asking about scat

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>iraq
>eyerack

>iran
>eyeran (SOOO FAR AWAAAAYYY)

>>75859086
There are two forms of 2nd person plural in Spanish, informal and formal, just like "ihr" and "Sie". These are respectively "vosotros" and "ustedes". European Spanish still uses both forms, whereas Canary and Latin American Spanish only uses "ustedes" in both formal and informal situations. So when Latin Americans hear "vosotros" it sounds like an archaic word that only exists in national anthems and the Bible, whereas a mainland Spaniard finds it funny that you talk to your friends, siblings and children with the equivalent of "Sie".

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>his language has the poverty mark

>>75859240
>Chinada

>>75859150
>>German asking about scat
I've read that so often, always wondered where Scatalotonia comes from

>>75847715
Learn spanish here, we barely roll it too

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>diacritics

>>75863174
>diabetes

>>75863505
>CHI

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>wey

>>75864314
>no mames

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>>75848913
>agua con gas

>>75864461
Making mexicans speak spanish was a mistake

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>>75864558
>Making mexicans was a mistake

ftfy

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>>75864633
You said it man

>>75848450
I really really like this pic

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>y'all

>>75856053
>Tomar control del vehículo motorizado

>>75862040
This. Ticos do not roll it.

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>color
>armor
>exclamation mark
>honor
>labor

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>jolines

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quería bromear con los portugueses de esta misma manera, pero ellos son demasiados autistas para eso

>>75867164
Tenes que facer shitposts todos os días hasta que os brasileiros respaldem-te
>>75866803
>dirigir por medio de una guía mecánica a la carroza metálica motorizada

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>Learn Castillian
>Meet transfer students from Spanish America
>They all speak a terrible Spanish that hurts my head
>No wonder Americans think Spanish sounds like shit


Vosotros deberían aprender a hablar Español mis amigos mestizos.

>>75871416
BUEN post

>>75871416
Mal post

>>75871416
kkkkkkk o lusitANO, senhores

>>75844948
>la neta

>>75871416
Excelente post

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>>75871416
>Learn Castillian
I fucking hate it when Indo-Europeans do this shit. really. You """"""""learned"""""""" Spanish? When 95% of your language is identical to it? What you mean is, you put on a fucking accent.

>oh heeey guuuuuyss I speak over 3 languages
>Portuguese, Spanish and Italian :^)

Shut the fuck up, you pretentious pieces of shit, it's all the same fucking thing. It's like an Austrian claiming they speak a different language from Germans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUA93c6J_50

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>flipante de la hostia

>>75875568
The therm "castillian" is quite common here, and it's sometimes preferred over "spanish" to no butthurt catalonians, basques, galicians, etc

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>>75875568
you are quite the niggerfaggot

>>75875568
I'd argue Castilian, Astur-Leonese and Galician-Portuguese are still dialects of the same "West Iberian" language, under different standards.

However this doesn't hold true for "Indo-Europeans" in general, good luck for example learning Greek if you know something Romance. This applies even inside branches - German will be hard even if you know English.

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>>75867043
>me duele la guata

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>orale

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notice how no one complains about our slang, that's how superior it is

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>>75876948
>cachacos

El mejicano suena marrón, el colombiano suena africano, el español suena blanco y europeo.

>>75877037
>ethpañol

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>>75877000
gonorrea hijueputa

>>75877037
maricon malparido

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>recamara
>not cuarto
>pastel
>not bizcocho
>sapo
>not chota

>>75875568
Chinese people who know a lot of Mandarin "dialects" usually don't claim to be multi-lingual even though Sichuanese and Standard Mandarin share 48% lexical similarity to 88% for Spanish/Portguese and 86% for Spanish/Italian.

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>>75877287
>polla

>Flipar
>Acojonar
>Vois
>Chungo
>Pringado
Why do they speak in such a retarded way? They may have created the language but we made it better, Northern Mexican is the best Spanish in the world

>>75877440
edtas flipando de cojonesh tío

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>cabronazo de los cojones

El mejor queso del mundo lo tiene Greensboro, Vermont.

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>>75871416
Mis primos que viven en EE.UU. hacen esto. Ellos nacieron en México y pasaron la mayoría de su infancia aqui; creo que les envenenan el agua a los gringos y quedan tontos.

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>gonorrea

>>75871416
BUEN POST
>congolombian
>spanish

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>zumo

>>75875702
That's not what he is talking about, though

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>chido

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>que te cagas

>>75877750
el chicano seniores

>>75871416
There is a variety of spanich in Hispano America, tho. You can not judge all of them based on one person with shit accent. TBQH.

>>75876948
Why would I know Colombian slang? Literally never seen a movie or show from there, and I have never been there.

>>75877867
https://youtu.be/pHHXeE5gm40

>>75877754
This word drives me up the fockin woll for some reason, it's so stupid it hurts

>>75859181
underrated

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>>75878177
And they dare to mock us for our spanish mfw

>>75878177
>mano
that guy is not paisa

>>75879399
El vid tiene como diez o doce años, a lo mejor ya no se dice.
>nunca volverás a tener 15 años y pasarte la vida diciendo quienhijueputa sea desente mano etc

>verga

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Explain this Venezuela

>>75879577
no, aca nunca se ha dicho mano, solo los de santander dicen mano

>>75879818
WTF I hate dross now

>>75877291
No one asked, coCHINO

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>eu

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>ellos

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>A onde vaí voh

>>75847715
>He can't roll Rs

>>75844948
this is what girls always look at me like. what do they mean by this?

>>75878177
is this the same guy that called some landlord in nyc and called him senor cabeza de huevo?

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>sopa de macaco uma delícia

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>>75847715
me neither

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>de nuevo
>de novo

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>man

>y vos como te shamas?

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>>75882972
>llaves

>>75844948
It sounds more elegant, I specially love the Bible from the spanish episcopal conference

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>salir cagando leches

>>75844948
Explain this meme

>>75883049
Eso es aqui llave

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>re paquete

>>75883099
Checked.

Vosotros and Ustedes are forms of verb conjugation in Spanish
They both are used when directly addressing multiple people (You all)
Latin America uses ustedes form, whereas Thpain uses vosotros form
So Thpain's children make fun of him for it

>>75883124

argies say it like "chavez"
"calle" is pronounced "cashey" too
it was fucking weird

>>75883252
Ahhhhhhh I got it now lmfao

Sometimes we say llave-key to people kek

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>telefonear

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>>75883252
>1.21 shigawatts Marty

>>75847715
What? Why?

>>75876948
>post hijueputa on /g/
>zeta ban regionalismos

>>75883523
Fucking kek

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>>75847835
>Uy, vea usted

Pero madre mía güili, cómo molan estos hilos chaval.

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>pues pues pues pues pues ome ome ome

>>75883938
que pasa pues, algun problema ome hijueputa

>>75883938
vos que haces parcero?

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>el comodín

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>>75871416
>Deberíais*

If you're going to do banter do it right Jõao

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>>75879818
what the shit

>>75879818

WTF I LOVE DROSS NOW

>>75879818
I don't even watch that motherfucker

>>75875568
Good bait

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>>75875654
>Quihubo parce

>>75884104
como se escribe quibo?

Gonorrea lo dicen también en en Venezuela?

>>75884125
kiuvo

>>75879818
Wut I don't watch that guy since I was like 14

>>75884145
Tengo un pana que andaba con esa vaina en estos dias, se lo pego una puta barata y eso que le dijimos mil veces que no lo hiciera

>KIIIUUUVOOO PARRRCE COMSTA TODO

>>75884145
No, pero debo admitir que es un buen insulto

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>che
>boliche
>kilombo

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>>75844948
>Vos

>>75884230
>weon
>wea
I wish I could send audios here

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>>75884269
>using vos along with usted

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>wey
>chingados
>tu

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>>75884294
>wea
>works perfectly for everything in every situation

>>75884104
>Quihubo pana

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>mano

>>75884335
I don't know how to feel when I'm sending nudes to a girl from Santiago and she calls my peep La Wea

>>75884374
Maaaanoooooo

>>75884294
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YBMgup3owL

>>75884374
>pana
>potote

>>75875568
Hey everybody hol' up. He's Hungarian, he knows his shit.

>>75848762
>>75848811
>>75849040
>>75856053
>>75866803
Manejar la wea'

>>75875568
kurva anyátok

>>75884530
this

>>75884294
We actually use Weon (huevon) a lot

>>75884784
Pero lo pronunciamos como seres humanos

>>75884784
I already heared that word from bolivians, puerto ricans, peruvians and even mexicans.
>inb4 chilean language export

>>75884816
>wevoum

>>75884784
we use guevon.

>>75884877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WP8h2SB4TX

>>75884877
>>75884949
That's exactly what I heard.

>>75883964
gonorrea careximba

>>75883973
sobreviviendo en medallo AAAAAJ

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>tio

>>75884877
Yo digo la huevá o este huevón cuando estoy muy enojado. Normalmente hablo como cristiano y digo la wea o este wn

>>75884924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwjF1ZZEfE

Lo único muy molesto, inaceptable, que hacen los españoles, es esto:

10 Estaba en el mundo
y por El fue hecho el mundo,
pero el mundo no le conoció. *
11 Vino a los suyos,
pero los suyos no le recibieron. *
12 Mas a cuantos le recibieron
dioles poder de venir a ser hijos de Dios.....


Debería ser lo conoció y lo recibieron. El leísmo está tan extendido en España que terminaron considerándolo aceptable.

el urgayANO
el argentiniANO
el paragayANO
el ChilANO
el boliviANO
el peruANO
el ecuatoriANO
el colombiANO
el venezuelANO
el panamANO
el costa ricANO
el nicaraguANO
el hondurANO
el savadorANO
el guatemalANO
el mexicANO
el puerto ricANO
el cubANO

>>75885805
ο βραζιλιΆΝΟς kύριοι

>>75885805
el maCACA

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>>75885889
rekt

>>75885805
>brasil
>ordem e progresso

El es pañal

>>75885889
SAVAGE

>>75886727
No era peñal

>Esta bien, sabe porque esta bien

>>75886790
*SALVAGE

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>>75887000
no mames wei qliao jueputa mamawevo wn pelotudo

>>75887027
I don't speak third worlder, Pablo.

>>75887322
pero entiendes

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>>75887000
>>75887027
>mfw I would ass-pain her again

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>>75885805
el brazookANO

>>75887322
Lo que >>75887364 dijo, Juan.

>>75847715

Pronounce R any way but the English way and that's pretty much fine in any language with a similar sound. R is probably the one letter people can be lenient with when speaking a language. Just DON'T use English R cause it's more like a W.

>weon

sta bien bakan el hilo

>>75887688
Stop asking for sea motherfucker we had it with your bullying

>sos

>J = R

>grasias compadre
>esta rola esta rebuena
>sierra la puerta y selebremos
>"todos los que no usan seseo tienen ceceo"

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>>75892770

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>>75892770
>Josa, menina Josa

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>no se que decir
>"joder tio"
>funciona siempre

i actually like our manolito ancestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFB54WxwLcQ

>>75893100
>Vaya Semanita
based

>>75884924
we use huevon as an insult.

>>75877440
>>75877440
>>Flipar
>>Acojonar
>>Vois
>>Chungo
>>Pringado
>Why do they speak in such a retarded way? They may have created the language but we made it better, Northern Mexican is the best Spanish in the world

sustituye esas palabras por las vuestras

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>>75894045
>frikear/sacarse de pedo
>culear
>
>mamalon
>puñetas

>>75875568
saying that Portuguese, Spanish and Italian are the same thing is like saying German and English are the same thing

>>75875568
Agreed.

>tfw Ive learned enough Indoeuropean languages that they are starting to feel like dialects to me

>tfw Ive decided to just go to the source and learn Lithuanian, so I can then pick up any living or dead indoeuropean tongue just by remembering the sound changes and word borrowings each population historically went through

Btw m8, wouldnt you be able to do the same with Estonian or Finnish? Or mordvinian or Saami or Komi? How do those languages sound to you?

>>75877291
First of all, noone gives a fuck what (some) "chinese people often do"

Secondly, "chinese" is in fact considered several different languages by linguists. This fact is actively suppressed by the PRC government. Within Mandarin, you could make an argument either way, but mutual intelligibility is usually the litmus test.

Thirdly, Gallician and Portugese are essentially dialects of the same language. And Spanish is famously intelligible to Portugese speakers , although strangely not always the other way around.

Finally, and I think I speak for everybody in this thread and likely worldwide here when I say, please just go home.

>>75898090
Don't ever DARE speak for me again you Lithuanian language autist

>>75849040
conducir el turismo

>>75901003
conducir el terrorismo

>puto el que lo lea

>usar "puto" como insulto directo en vez de usarlo para exacerbar una expresion como el "fucking" en ingles