well hung parliament edition
the corb shall not be absorbed
cornwall results WHEN
just saw an elated boris johnson sprinting towards parliament, wonder whats going on
hung brit boys
parliament are proper rude, was just chatting to them on the phone and they just hung up on me, absolutely mad
would you let your older sister peg you?
>>75844321
>>75844505
*unzips parliament*
heh...how's that for hung
>>75844508
BBC election coverage is very comfy desu
RESIGNATION WHEN
May OUT
the DUP are a litmus test for retards
i now know that thailad is thick as pig shite
>>75844527
When they finish their scrumpy.
Troubles 2: Coalition Boogaloo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
anime
corbyn
I swear if he abolishes the monarchy (if Lizzie dies) he'll get killed by an angry mob of royalists
>>75844551
>now
business idea: labour rorkeism
she could heem josie
fucking state of may
babestation
love how other jfs are always the ones with the reddit leaf memes
>>75844537
good old dimbleby
who will be PM after May resigns if not Corbyn? Boris?
LUra consburg ded gay slag
>>75844553
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>>75844566
that already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Labour
So if Labour fails at their socialist revolution will it count towards the "not real socialist" rally?
>>75844559
don't think he'll do it, not unless canada, australia, new zealand, and all the other commonwealth realms become republics
tories at 308 seats
16 left to declare
5/20 uncalled seats are in cornwall
ah yes
>Emily Mate-less
>supports Manchester *nited
>is a S**therner
>>75844551
Admittedly I don't know anything about them apart from what I've read in the last hour or so.
russians are our enemies, simple as
>>75844580
looks like it is about due for a sex wee
*hangs parliament*
>>75844586
DONT talk shit about emily you gay cunt
>>75844580
Looks good to me
t. homosexual
>>75844574
Boris won't take over a weak government, that's why he avoided all this shit in the first place
It'll be another power hungry literally who hack
there are currently 12 /brit/s in the catalog
shut the fuck up you twats
Can I get a quick rundown on DUP
>>75844448
DUP doesn't want a border
Literally just woke up
What the FUCK happened
need mo money fo dem programs
>>75844601
no u
Heh i'm theresa here's an idea: we're gonna kill off all the old people because all they want is racism, right?
Oh fuuuu
haha just got totally drunk and nabbed 265 seats in the house of commons on the way home :P
hopefully nothing happens because of that or anything haha
>>75844588
>Arleen “turn my taxpayers' cash into ash” Foster
Corbyn should call and thank May and Trump. It's only fair right?
>>75844604
lol
reckon we might've made an error
oh well
>>75844580
measure the girth la'
>>75844599
Bet CCHQ is like that episode of the Thick of it when the PM resigns right now. Rise of the nutters or whatever
>>75844604
A bunch of morons elected a terrorist sympathizer and a soft-core Leninist.
>>75844602
they're like your southerner republicans
big on the bible, not a fan of the gays or abortion, love flags
only difference is that they love the union and hate separatists
>>75844551
This
>>75844602
owen jones hates them
>>75844553
the Celtic Man will have his day
>>75844604
>blairites BTFO
>SNP BTFO
>rorkesurge in norn iron
>>75844580
I'll just top you desu
NEXT TORY LEADER ODDS
Boris Johnson 9/4
David Davis 7/1
Amber Rudd 12/1
Philip Hammond 20/1
Liam Fox 25/1
Robert Halfon 40/1
Greg Clark 40/1
>>75844621
**checks flag**
why are you involving yourself into the politics of another nation? jog off yankrorke
>morning exercise
give over dimblebant
>dimbleby's still going
>>75844621
FOY
>>75844614
>Thank trump
>implying trump made a single comment about the election
He's not like obongo who tries to keep England in the EU.
>morning exercises
What did he mean by this?
>>75844619
It's funny because that was an anti corbyn tract.
>>75844601
we run dis shit yo
>>75844631
C O R B Y N
>>75844622
*flegs
also they'll push for a softer brexit because the tiny proportion of non-90-year-olds among them cross the border a lot
Why was Amber Rudd just allowed to run recounts until she won?
If the DUP demands a Soft Brexit in exchange for its seats does the Tory PM kneel and hope for the best or call for another election?
>>75844553
Red hand of O'Neill.
Irish king. Not Scot.
Although, Ard Gael Argyle some cunt adopted it and stuck it on a fleg.
In Belfast Cuchulain is on Loyalist murals too.
Funny af. Identity crisis.
>>75844621
good post
>>75844630
thats okay :3
i usually bottom anyway because i am too nervous to top
>>75844597
thank you x
>>75844617
i think its 5? not sure
>rorke
>>75844645
if our only concession on brexit is a free movement irish border i won't mind
>>75844649
((()))
>>75844631
Whoever it is this time, I will be placing a bet on Gideon to be the leader after that
Dimbleby is a good lad. I like him he is in my good books
>>75844639
Anal gaping.
Mogg needs to take control of the tories. With him and Corbyn in charge we can return to the post-war consensus
>>75844654
FONT
>>75844621
chaim
omw to cornwall to teach them how to count again
(will probably end up counting for them anyway lol)
>>75844638
Let's not play dumb here. Trump's antics are poisoning the right wing well worldwide.
WDHMBT?
>>75844634
t. DudeWeedLmaoman
>>75844625
that's reason enough to like them
Shy remainer here
>>75844659
You realise ireland is in the eu
>>75844638
So you're going to ignore Trump's retarded attacks on the London mayor and May's little girly refusal to tell Trump to pipe down?
Davis or Mogg are the only viable Tory leaders right now
will not stand for a Blairite like BoJo or Rudd coming in
Press F to pay respects
>wanted to make it about reeling cum growth
What did he mean by this?
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
15 left
>>75844675
this would be like only allowing Cali and NY to vote every year
been awake for 24 hours lads and I feel funny
>>75844679
not sure your kind exist, feel like the term was made up 20 mins ago without v good analysis
will think on it more x
>>75844551
>WAA-WAA, they won't let me marry my handsome b.f. in Ballymoney!
>>75844675
desu? he's right
>be JF
>only support brexit because im a citizen of both the UK and the republic of Ireland and will never lose freedom of movement on the continent
>>75844675
Yes, lets have pakis and niggers decide for 60 million other people
>>75844683
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
OY OY OY
AND BEING JUST
A LAD LIKE YOU
I JOINED THE I-R-A
TROUBLES 2.0 LETS GO BOOOOOOYS
Why is everyone on /int/ acting like Corbyn won? It's going to be a conservative minority government
Don't want a leadership contest but the DUP seems to be euroskeptic as fuck in favour of hard brexit, so there's that.
business idea: english independence
jocks, sheepfuckers, the so called northern irish, and the perfidious manx have been meddling with english affairs for too long
>>75844644
Just did a wank to bab
L M A O
haven't been following the news today, did the tories win
>>75844670
>it's trumps fault france didn't elect a national socialist
>it's trumps fault the Netherlands didn't pick a Dutch nationalist when there's no Dutch national identity
>it's trumps fault Germany has two leftist parties
There's no sensible right wing in Europe. You only have the far right who are just controlled opposition.
>>75844702
based
>>75844701
because tories thought they could win a 100 seat majority
to have a hung parliament is an embarrassment
>>75844701
may is getting BTFO, it was a totally pointless election and shes losing the majority over it
>>75844702
our guy
>>75844580
looks cute
>>75844701
i.e: Corbyn won
think politically
wonder what she's thinking right this moment
>>75844701
he lost but he put labour in a very strong position and utterly embarrassed the Tories
now he can put the Blairites on a cross
>>75844701
because tories called a snap election expecting to sweep labour
instead they fucked it, gave up a 17 seat majority and caused a hung parliament
>>75844701
M8 read the fucking room. The tories are in a death spiral and are now poised to be the party that fucks up the brexit deal.
>>75844694
>france
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
What if Corbyn pretended to be shit just to lure May into a snap election?
The UK parliament isn't the only thing that's hung IYCMD.
>>75844591
Этo фeйкoвaя нoвocть.
>>75844700
>tumblr
>ra pics
wise up la
war is over
>>75844709
They're fleeing the country after Corbyn declared himself Chairman
caroline lucas re-elected!
fuck off pan head
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
now we potentially have 5 years of the English pretending they always gave a shit about Northern Irish politics
this will be VERY nice
>>75844711
ah yes the trump republicans, face of the sensible right wing
>>75844701
because you support the opposite so it its winding you up. thats why you have to mention it.
greens hold brighton pavlova
Based Dimbleby dropping redpills on FPTP
>>75844721
probably a lot of regret
still dont get why she called it, i mean it would have only been an extra year in power right?
>>75844704
Didn't norn iron vote to remain?
love proper left-wingers
love proper right-wingers
hate blairites and scottish nationalists
quite happy with this result
all the tories need to do now is pick a good rorke leader
>>75844621
friendly reminder that the IRA was actually good
>over half a million voted green
ffs this is why we need eugenics
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S A BIG NIG
>>75844728
just kys yourself back to pol drumpfchild
how old is the labour candidate?
looks like a 14 year old with stunted growth
>>75844740
don't think i do really care, just care about """""hard brexit"""""
needs to happen
OOOOOOOOOOH AAAH
watching ponyo
thoughts?
>>75844741
>I can't name a sensible right wing party in Europe so I will deflect and just mock the Americans
Enjoy your not real socialism episode 30
>>75844737
They can hang by some lamppost during the next election t b h
>>75844757
MY HUSBAND :3
>>75844729
is that a real pic
>>75844746
she wasnt voted in, she inherited the job
she faced a lot of criticism for that
she intended to stop that criticism but... yh. well.
>>75844749
filthy dumb sharter scum
>>75844761
didnt know renato sanches was a politics
might be too late to sleep now
Why wouldn't the DUP back Labour? Labour's brexit plans are more in line with them
>>75844764
Cute movie
>>75844753
green voters are generally middle class graduate types
he's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>one (1) seat
*yak yak yaks*
>>75844749
fuck off and die
IRA crippled my grandpa
>>75844715
>>75844716
I understand that May was stupid to call the election but she still won and will most likely be the PM for the next couple of years. If anything would Corbyn be in alot of trouble I know in Canada (with the exception of the NDP) if a leader loses an election they normally step down from leadership of the party
>>75844746
Everyone on the right and the center-right bought into the hype that Corbyn was an IRA KLA PKK UDF UVA commie who couldn't connect with any voters at all
>>75844675
Excellent idea. London literally subsidises the rest of the country.
>>75844757
>Le childless beta male who has a 90 year old wife man
I can't into bongistani politics, is Corbyn PM now?
>>75844778
DUP and Labour are ideological opposites
>>75844761
>stunted growth
>is clearly about 6'6
ummm....
>>75844757
>Emmanuel Diacritic Mark ¯
>>75844786
inb4 murrishart edgelord makes a cringey response
>>75844733
he's playing 10 dimensional chess
>>75844783
fuck yeah I love being responsible for this shit
>>75844757
literally a more feminine version of hillary clinton
>>75844771
>>75844786
hehehe
17 to go including 5 con seats from kernow
>>75844747
Yeah, but apparently this party is about as euroskeptic as it gets. They sound more hardline than the BNP.
>>75844792
no but Theresa is gone and instead of being able to do what they want the Tories will have to negotiate and bargain for every policy
>>75844697
>60 million other people
Haha no. That's about the entire UK population. London has like 10 mil alone.
>>75844783
haven't heard from pan head in a while desu
there wouldn't have ever been an IRA if britain didn't occupy ireland
>you will live long enough to see corbyn become pm and declare a national fascist megastate
>you will live long enough to see britain invade and destroy israel and the jews forever
>>75844763
Goddammit Veitlad. quit it.
We have to unite against something bigger.
my back entrance to her official building is about to come into it's own - if you know what I mean
>>75844704
DUP man on earlier said he wanted a frictionless border, you can't have a hard Brexit without a hard border. That's going to be the issue that will bring down the deal and lead to another election in a few months.
thinking about changing to a proxy.
Americans giving a bad rep here.
>>75844795
he's black
>>75844811
london has 8.5 million the UK has 65million
>>75844807
Hezb good, 'RA bad
>Boris Johnson is your next PM
H A O
L I N G
yanks take the sectarian shit and FO
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496983595898.webm
me on the left, gf on the right
>>75844823
foy
>>75844787
>will most likely be the PM for the next couple of years
Can JFs just leave please. It's embarrassing. She didn't win anything, she called the election with a 24 point lead which should have translated into something stupid like a 200 seat majority. She got no majority.
>>75844811
UK population is about ~66m now, Julio.
London is less than 9m.
Hung Parliament, meaning Britain is now at risk of a Coalition of Chaos with the flailing Tories and the bigoted menace that is the DUP.
>I will step down if we lose a majority
>hahaha what???!! i never said that!! we need stability sweaty x
KILL MAY KILL MAY KILL MAY KILL MAY
>the state of liam
corbyn didnt get in you mong, FOY
>>75844787
>a lot of trouble
Let me try to relate this to you in terms of canpol. Imagine an alternate universe where Jack Layton lead the NDP to minority government status as the opposition with the media against him, a mini civil war lead by crypto liberals in his own party and doom and gloom projections.
>>75844787
Corbyn was never expected to win and has exceeded what expectations he had anyway
May won't survive a vote of no confidence, this election proves how weak and unfit she is
Play your fave ulster songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oans5_8NDsA
>>75844820
I doubt it's going to be that big of an issue.
>>75844833
youd better be wrong
ill heem him myself if that happens
If basterd gay scot sluts didnt all vote tory for no reason corbs would easily win with snp coalition
and the tories have enough to form a majority coalition with DUP if SF continues to be twits
>>75844790
Is London the beta provider of England? It pays for everyone else who get to enjoy living in comfy towns while being brown stab city with expensive housing.
>>75844815
if shit goes down I'm heading to Eire to join up
elmo sighted again
>Brighton is Green
What the fuck is going on here? Seems a bit queer for the Greens of all people to weather the Labour tide.
been funny witnessing practically every female political leader get BTFO in every election recently
>>75844853
You're so fucking clueless
>>75844838
FONT
>>75844820
This
You can't leave the single market and have a free border with Ireland. If the DUP go for a hard border its political suicide
did the man win the tally?
>>75844790
>london gets all the investment whilst the rest of england rots
>hey we make more guys fuck you!!
>>75844859
City of London is beaut
greater london is a bit cucked tho, ill give you that
Is there still a chance my man Corbyn could become PM?
>tfw you're a #CornontheCorb
>>75844875
umm sweetie x
>>75844875
Merkel will win again this year
>>75844875
Spoiler: the big titty gommie muslim norwegian woman will become their pm
>>75844859
rorke des provinces
>>75844875
funny? funny haha or funny odd?
>dimbleby can finally rest once more
Sleep tight, bantmeister
>>75844885
>glass buildings
yeah so beaut
NOT
>>75844876
There's no need to be bitchy mate, I don't know much about the DUP as I've said. Is the border one of their most valued policies?
>>75844853
The Brexit supporting media are going to go to task on the DUP when it becomes obvious they don't want a hard border and it looks like control over immigration will be jeopardised. They're the perfect fall guys to blame and get the usual tabloid reading mongs to turn on.
>>75844849
Oh so your saying Corbyn is like Layton and the labour party will rally behind him as a central figure meaning his position is secure
>>75844850
Ok so labour will view Corbyn performance as a win more than the results
>>75844874
Brighton is Great Britain's 'frisco.
>>75844900
Cute
>>75844905
funny haha
i don't trust women
>>75844906
Nevermind
>>75844907
the glass is mixed with the old
its varied, see
ignore my mug btw
>>75844906
night night dimbles :3
Proud of you lads.
>Globalist
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>75844875
Merkel is heading towards a big win
Theresa May to give a speech at 10am amid reports she will resign
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/spectators-general-election-live-blog/
>>75844874
its not like the rest of the country, its an odd place not easily definable.
>>75844922
you look like a faggot
>>75844922
yeah the old buildings are nice
the new buildings are shite
PLAID CYMRU
SURGEEEEE
>>75844861
The IRA were a reaction to people being shit on. Welcome to 2017. Everyone is comfy now.
War is over.
>>75844936
So was May.
utter state of theresa may
>>75844922
by allah you should grow a beard
>>75844938
Hope her disgusting politics are banished for good.
>>75844928
I'll be proud when the totalitarian shite and vendetta against old people go. until then it's touch and go
10 more lads, in the home stretch now, just need someone to teach the cornish how to count
>>75844936
germany doesn't count
>>75844903
>a libshitty crapaud
who was worse lads?
May or Brown?
>>75844940
i am one mate
>>75844944
i dont mind them
i think they have their place - areas like Bank and stuff
there are plenty of old-only areas like Picadilly or Chancery Lane to enjoy
>Be Sinn Féin
>don't even take your seats in parliament
>still take seats from your rivals
>>75844928
for what?
>>75844903
so comfy
thanks for keeping all the diversity and paying for it haha
holy shit DUP is based af
>>75844933
>The Globalist #1 sponsor of sovereign states
>>75844972
FONT
>>75844910
Not clear on why NI/Ireland can't be treated as a special case as far as the border is concerned.
>>75844922
fun fact: that building is built on the site of east india house, the building a whole subcontinent was ruled from
the more you know
What does that make the dyke?
>>75844946
don't give the larping twat (you)s
>>75844969
worse for their party = May
worse for the country = Brown
>>75844975
paddies can cross the border freely
paddies can also vote in our elections freely
take a guess how sinn fein wins seats
>SNP - 34 - 963,825 3.07%
>LDEM - 12 - 2,226,946 7.08%
>DUP - 10 - 292,316 0.92%
British "democracy" everyone
>>75844997
hmmmmmmmm
>>75844922
bet you're from leftypol discord
fuck off
>>75844988
>holding a pint
good lad
Will absolutely explode with laughter if the leftie surge ends up putting an even more right wing party in coalition with the tories. I don't think many british lefties know what the DUP are like seeing as there are celebrating threads all over reddit
>The mythologies of our age in the West are not enforced by repressive theocratic regimes, but by the market command to be free, to be creative, to be flexible, to love what you do for even the most uninspiring of jobs. Work flexibility and freedom from ties to family duty and hierarchical institutions promised by the corporate-counterculture that reached its zenith in the 1990s has turned out to mean increased precarity and a race to the bottom in living standards. The promise of this vision has become, for those who can’t enter adulthood but are edging closer to natural infertility, a permanent CV-building career ladder leading to nowhere.
>Trump’s courting of anti-abortion conservatives and the fervent anti-feminism of his online traditional wife-seeking male fans certainly suggest a worrying turn but we are still far from Gilead. The real material unfreedom women experience today is a product of the subordination of everything to the market, not to traditionalism. Indeed, the rightward turn represented by the emergence of the youthful Trumpian right may be in part a product of the failure of progressive movements to diagnose our new problems of loneliness and atomization with calls for more of the sixties — individual freedoms, self-expression, and non-conformism. Today, women having children are treated as an expense and a nuisance. Traditionalists long for a past to which they can never return. But in an age of automation we should all be working less and having more time for the things that give life meaning yet somehow the reverse has happened.
>>75844998
direct democracy is shit
lel
>>75844890
>Tories pair with DUP for working majority
>deal collapses due to hard border
>election is called again in a few months time
>hard border issue is exploited by new UKIP leader Nigel Farage
>UKIP win a lot of votes back from Tories but not all
>Labour vote holds steady and sees some swing from Cons in Scotland
>Labour just manage to get a majority
>>75844922
finna tap that boypussi
>>75844969
May
Brown wasn't exactly great, but people overlook the good stuff he did because he was a walking PR blunder
>>75844969
>>75844993
brown was brill
took immigration that skyrocketed under blair down to 190k
tories then took over and skyrocketed immigration to 330K
>Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited
>>75844997
Absolute bollocks, you need to be registered to vote
If anyone is guilty of electoral fraud its the unionists counting dead peoples votes
So when are the pakis going back, lads?
>>75845010
we rorkes on 4chan didn't know much about them either but we've been educating ourselves with what the fuck we're about to get into these past few hours while reddit are totally clueless about what awaits them since they were too busy celebrating
>>75845030
also literally gave away half a billion quid to other countries by mistake
truro and falmouth CON hold
good job lads
>>75845042
yeah, £350mill of that could have gone to the NHS
>>75844969
May.
Brown was dealt a bit of a shit hand with the global crash, May had everything going for her.
>>75845012
>But in an age of automation we should all be working less and having more time for the things that give life meaning yet somehow the reverse has happened.
Gee, I wonder who is behind that?
Will this lead to a second referendum on brexit?
Laura Kuenssberg is really fit desu
>>75845055
i reckon anything is on the table now
>>75844985
It will be, like Norway and Swecucks.
Only thing to threaten it will be English Paki extremists
>we rorkes
>>75845038
>you need to register to vote
so what? you dont need to be a citizen
all it takes is renting a flat in norn ire and registering before the election
wow that definitely can't be abused to commit voter fraud so secure!
reminder that tories deserved to get BTFO
>>75845050
i blame david cameron for this
>>75845055
>Labour supports Brexit
Don't see why it would
21st century leaders:
Blair>>>Cameron>>>Brown>>>>>>>>>>>>>>May
and Blair is a lot worse than most of the 20th century leaders.
>>75844985
Take a wild guess why that won't work
>>75845059
She's ugly as fuck you paki twat
>>75845042
>brown is resposible for the global recession
do one
>>75845073
wrong
the head of labour supports brexit
his ministers are split down the middle
Is it just my impression, or are fags getting more cocky and aggressive in their homosexuality on /brit/ lately?
>>75845050
thanks
>>75845041
They're a hardline evangelical party. All reddit see is 'DUP want a soft brexit we've won yyyaaaaayy'. Wait till you see the DUP leader talk
>>75845070
Tell me more.
>2 vote difference
Howling
>>75845086
not talking about that
im talking about when he sold half our gold reserves
Kezia Dugdale fittest MP
>>75845088
desu? sheed
>>75845083
Wrong! all women look terrible from certain angles and qt from others
nearly a century of conservatives in Canterbury
red SURGE
British right wing voters would have voted for Recep Tayyip Erdogan if he was the Tory leader instead of May
>>75845107
STFU paki, she's hideous.
>7 to declare
>Tories need 3
reckon they can do it?
>>75845087
Corbyn is going to put them on a cross now that he's proven himself
>2 votes
holy shit
>>75845099
>senile corporate shill is also in pocket of saudis
stop the presses
Gf banging on about greens
>>75845083
Poor taste lad sorry she is gorgeous
>>75845117
Fuck off rorke
>>75845087
Well unless Corbyn steps down it's still their official policy is it not?
>>75845109
erdogan would've destroyed corbyn desu
>>75845121
2 (two) fucking votes
>>75845104
no
what happened to jim murphy
seemed a decent lad
>>75845121
>need 3
IF they can sway DUP
>>75845042
The DUP gave away half a billion in a botched energy scheme and they're about to go in to government in Britain lmao. It's the reason we've not had a government since January, but Brits don't have a clue
>>75845135
maybe if they ran against each other in g*rmany
>>75845135
merkel and erdogan are the two most skilled big country ""democratic"" politicians i can think of
>>75845134
partisanship is a lot weaker in the UK than other parties
a significant number of MPs will vote for whatever they like if its an important issue to them/their constituents
and so far Corbyn has been remarkably ineffective and keeping them in line, although as >>75845124 says that may change after this resounding success
>>75845132
fuck off paki
>>75845136
>tfw living in the one SNP constituency in NE Scotland
SNP: 35 (-21)
CON: 13 (+12)
LAB: 7 (+6)
LDEM: 4 (+3)
Scotcucks are such a bunch of pozzed up English cum drinking cunts
>>75845143
Course they can. DUP are begging to be relevant again. They destroyed our government here and havent been in power in 6 months. They'd be quite literally hunted down if they didn't accept. You now have the UDA in a coalition in your government
>>75844631
Here they say that over the time a dog and its dog owner become to look more and more the same. Hence with the Donald in power the Boris is the logical choice.
>>75845108
Isn't that the jewish woman on the right that was calling for mass immigration or something?
>>75844998
FPTP is shit, gib PR plox