Self-made Tory edition
Worried that I'll die alone edition
been up all night watching the election even though I figured what the result would be and I'm being proved right
Which Pepe best sums up Theresa May right now?
babestation
saddest moment of the night
>six million
me outside DUP headquarters T B Q H
>>75843726
>figured
foy
More Barbara Palvin please
>tfw you missed out on the early '90s and ability to get a Hungarian mail order bride
Congrats comrades.
>been up all night watching the election even though I figured what the result would be and I'm being proved right
>Not a single seat for UKIP
What happened?
Gonna start murdering Jocks.
gf
Why does this Norn Irish lad have an almost American accent?
backwards "northern irish" cunts will hold the british government hostage
disgusting
>BoJo attempting to negotiate brexit
>troubles 2.0
can't wait for the next couple of years
>>75843750
Thanks :3 <3 x
>>75843755
brexit happened
DUP are /ourguys/ now
anime
>>75843755
shit meme party
nobody cares about brexit anymore
>>75843748
Was talking politics with the brother tonight and he literally said
>What right do we have to say who comes into the country just because we were lucky enough to be born here?
Think he's lost it, just stopped the conversation right there when I realised there was no point.
>>75843748
Got you, bro
>>75843732
How slow are these last seats? Goddamn
>>75843759
Shouldn't have gone after a feminist.
>>75843755
>From 1 (one)
>To zero
Not hard to guess what happened, surely.
>>75843765
kek
>>>/int/brit
>all those /brit/ threads
lovely
what's the best country to go on a prostitute binge in?
plus for drugs and non-ugly women
>report the gayposters
UKIP barely over 500k votes
Lel
voted conservative, only time ive ever bothered out of 5 or 6 elections
Corbyn must be stopped at all costs.
>>75843755
>What happened?
Nothing
Farage couldn't win a seat as leader, they've never been a serious party
Apparently Tories genuinely thought they'd win Bolsover
>>75843759
v cute
>>75843725
Hardest thing about quitting desu
Nothing nicer than heading outside for a fag
>>75843685
>intros with the IT Crowd
Well, an americanly made edition is actually good. That has surpassed my expectations: bravo.
NEW ELECTION RESULT:
/brit/ threads 13; up +10 from 3
>>75843814
Jog on Angrylad
>>75843763
god i hate yanks
what makes you make a comment like this
do you think your accents were spontaneous or something?
>>75843822
nice
>>75843732
Trust me, with DUP in power everyone in Britain will learn to hate the northern Irish
>>75843799
I need a bf
>>75843814
>>75843685
>>75843804
Find it fucking hilarious that the Mail (which literally supported Hitler in the '30s) tries to pull that shit
>>75843732
*ships guns to the ira*
>>75843763
probably contributed to it
>>75843832
I love them already though
>>75843824
I'm not Angrylad, I'm the Southern Unionist.
>>75843808
haha
twats
COME ON THE PIES
>tfw both the tories and ukip got btfo but rorke still wins because of irish autism
who /smug/?
If the DUP forces the new Tory PM into Soft Brexit /pol/ is going to shit itself raw and bleeding. Would be fucking funny.
http://www.mydup.com/policies
website has crashed lol
>>75843832
>NI and Scotland have fucked us completely
The union was a mistake.
Don't @ me again
*blocks your path
*swings katana
"you aren't a globalist are you anon"
>>75843834
more like banter 2bh cause he plays with his hair afterwards
Lmao
All the Senior Tories running scared
Fucking pathetic leadership
Gf thinks dup might coalesce with labour
Fixing to slam the bint through a window
pretty spiffed that with corbyn's convincing win the old corrupt blairite crowd will eventually fade into obscurity
his protege in particular is fucked
Rei
>>75843865
oh it's ok now
*drunk and sunburnt*
best feel
DUP don't want a hard border with Ireland, another 2017 election incoming?
raining out
>>75843880
national-socialism
>Paul Mason
Anyone in London? can you hear those weird bird noises?
sounds like fucking aliens, what the fuck
So, do I understand this right? You are voting between leftist cucks and cuckservatives who want to censor the internet?
Don't you have any non-shitty parties?
>>75843890
obviously
no idea how that'll go though
>>75843850
That makes sense. There certainly are a fuckton of Scots-Irish people here
peep this:
>in order to push through Brexit plans Tories beg favors from DUP
>retarded Irish policies will be put through like fuzzed borders and the like
>Tories will get obliterated next election by the Irish hating mainland
ha ha yes
>offer referendum because no way people vote leave
>hold snap election because no way people vote corbyn
where did it all go wrong?
>>75843906
The leftist cucks are good
just lying in bed imagining what it'd be like to be cuddling with and kissing my boyfriend :3
Someone give me a quick rundown on the DUP
IN
THE
BIN
>>75843732
>>75843906
>So, do I understand this right?
Obviously not. kys
>>75843902
Paki call to prayer
>>75843890
No one sane wants a hard border in Ireland.
more at 11.
>>75843911
yea, some republic of Ireland accents are even closer to american accents
>>75843906
yeah, the fishfinger lad
>>75843913
ireland doesn't vote in the uk election sweaty
>>75843917
British people just vote for whatever is anti establishment at the time
>>75843902
they are birds you twat
have 2.3 lbs of spicy chicken sausage
might eat it all today
>>75843921
Fundamentalist Christian conservative.
theresa may looks like a spitting image puppet
hope the 'ra gives the DUP a battering
>>75843937
I've got some bad news for you.
>>75843913
More like
>Tories implement policies DUP want
>Mainland rorkes realise what they've been missing and DUP spreads across UK
>Dup landslide next election
>all the interesting seats are last
eeeee
>>75843759
souce?
How do I convince a person a relationship is not something to be scared of?
>>75843900
Babs for lads
>>75843943
Ive never heard birds like these before, it sounds fucking crazy
>>75843937
it's an English-Irish coalition sweetie
>>75843937
irish can in fact vote in the uk election
conversely, brits can vote in the irish election
>>75843964
hold a snap election to give you a mandate for negotiating a new relationship
>>75843921
dunno but they sound like an irish UKIP from what everyones reactions
>>75843921
Like southern states of America republicans. Interestingly that's where a lot of Ulster Scots settled
>>75843911
>Scots-Irish
Not a real thing you stupid fucking yank. It's Ulster-Scot
>>75843968
fuck off hetero trash
>>75843968
Didnt she get blacked?
why are the cornish so slow at counting
>>75843937
commonwealth and irish can vote after meeting certain requirements
>>75843959
my gf
>>75843956
I hope this happens it sounds great
need some new corbyn pepes lads
Business idea: dont shit for a week and die
>>75843993
backwards celtic people
>>75843977
Good enough
>>75843964
You don't, women are all whores and will break your heart at the first opportunity to jump on Chad's cock
>>75844015
delet
>tfw Anglo-Irish rorke coalition
based
>>75843968
she got any nudes?
hungry
sleepy
Howling at the fact aussies can vote in the pom election but poms can't vote in ours
Business idea: shit for a week straight and die
>>75844013
enjoy your bleeding arsehole and consequent hemorrhoids
>>75843755
brexit already happened and farage retired
>>75844024
wellington wasn't a rorke he loved paddies
>>75843984
This reply gave me a headache
OOOOOOH AAHH
Yvette cooper is qt desu
>>75844017
How do you know if im not chad?
>>75844024
Arthur was a good lad.
Began hating the Irish then when Prime Minister fought for their rights. That fucked him though.
>>75844039
enjoy your lack of water retention and consequent dehydration
>>75843921
They're all a bunch of thick backward cunts who only care about themselves
>>75844006
Why does the communist have a Christian cathedral in the background?
>monster raving looney party only got 1000 less votes than BNP
Here's hoping the Con-DUP coalition reverses C*tholic emancipation 2bh
s-strong and stable
>>75843906
Hey, can thou like, fick aus (?)
>>75844051
Westbrit cunt. Off yourself.
>>75844040
>>75844060
Shant enjoy either as i shall be dead x
>>75843832
i already hate them i just hate taigs who want the troubles to start again more
H U N G
So fugging tired
>>75844068
Who cars there both looneys.
>>75844092
Post willy
CGI SEATS
318 to 262. LMAO Theresa being shivved in the backroom of CCHQ as we speak
So the Scot shites have given us a Tory government?
>>75843921
Imagine a politican from 1930's Alabama who believes in pentecostal snake dancing and creationism
>>75843906
pretty rich coming from a kraut, enjoy licking russian/yank cock
Not proud of the irish portion of my heritage
>our parliament is hung
feels good
small dicked US congress btfo
>>75844056
Akureyringar can't be Chads
So I think at this point the much talked about Trump effect basically means the left wing surging all over the place.
Erdogan would have won if he was the Tory leader instead of May
rorkes on pooicide watch
>>75844098
good post
bbc retards don't realise that you only need 319 to form a majority since Sinn Fein don't take seats
21% of remaining seats are in cornwall
get on with it
need a cute weeing fanny to pour me a drink
>>75844105
alri lads let's get to the real question after this election
how exactly do planes work?
>>75844136
>21% of remaining seats are in cornwall
Press f to pay respects to Corbyn
>>75844111
Partly Scots, partly Northern Irish
doing a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e3W6jaUiq0
>>75844092
Aye I'm struggling to keep my eyes of the screen because I'm swaying left to right from exhaustion.
>Tfw no well-hung Parliamentarian bf
>>75844111
I thought the scots were half/half, can't blame them for anything if that shifts it desu
>>75844068
>>75844098
Rasheed
>>75844123
How do you i havent already fucked your sister
>>75844157
*flops my big labour willy out*
>>75844135
How fucking thick are you??? Daft paki cunt.
>>75844135
(650-7)/2 = 21.5
You need 322 seats silly
>>75844135
I think they do but they don't care because 318+10 is still more than 326
>>75843921
Reading about them now, seem pretty far right.
>>75844087
>dont want the troubles to start
>deliberately start it by closing the border and insulting Irish culture at every opportunity
this result is better than I could have expected
blairite tories btfo
corbyn left blueballed
ultra-rorkes to be in government
brexit happening
>>75844144
Power of faith
>>75844128
The sultan is literally the most effective, intelligent right wing politician in the world
Allahuekber
>>75844142
I don't see a willy
>>75844144
god
>>75844176
You need 326. Sinn Fein not taking their seats in parliament is irrelevant
>>75844165
Far less than half and half
SNP still took more than every other party combined in Scotland
If Scotland weren't in the Union the tories would be closer to a majority than they are
>>75844142
name and origin of clip
>>75844182
Irish don't have a culture though
>>75844185
>corbyn left blueballed
hardly
he's the best lefty labour leader since wilson
>>75844176
>(650-7)/2 = 21.5
>>75844176
>>75844135
genuinely dumb as fuck
>>75844199
For a working majority then
Sinn Fein not taking their seats means that you don't need as many seats to win any vote
>>75844165
Then you don't understand Scotland you moron.
How does she still look so beautiful at 20 to 6? What happens when the cameras are off her?
>calls a vote with the lead
>goes out her way to lose
>still wins just not enough
>remembered as a blunder whatever happens
>her face when
>>75844215
He's done now, can't see him being opposition leader in 5 years.
>>75844170
*deepthroats you*
>>75844220
sure
but a working majority doesnt count technically
so it wil be a horsetrading minority government if they try
25 fucking left hurry the FUCK up
>>75844185
>corbyn left blueballed
The fact that he beat both the media and meme magicians saying labour would get BTFO says something about the man.
>>75844218
>>75844219
*321.5
I'm tired and made a typo, fuck me
>>75844182
it's norn voting for sectarian parties not me
>>75844225
>(((Kuenssberg)))
Bathing in the blood of goyim virgins, innit
ARrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHH
I need to sleep
>>75844225
Stay away from my political waifu lad
gonna go take a piss and a poo and might have some cereal
APOLOGIZE
>>75844230
>got +30 seats, stole several Tory fortresses
>"done now"
haha u wot
left eye is twitching
sleep or coffee and power through?
>>75844142
go on...
alri what the fuck went wrong with cornwall
>>75844235
Still likely to form minority govt desu using the DUP to pass shit
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc
Can DUP convince the tories to actually defend the interests of british people rather than rupert murdoch and america?
someone post a pic of their anus
May resignation incoming this morning
>>75844257
no yes no
>>75844230
This 2bh
Remember when he was selected as leader with the intention of standing in to reform the party, no-one thought he was actually electable
>>75844261
have a nap lad
>>75844263
takes us longer to count because we don't have as many fingers
>>75844266
Westbrit traitor cunt. You will be first against the wall.
>>75844267
DUP are ultrarorke on everything but the eu
>>75844246
I like that Germanic Channel 4 news feminist too.
Fucks wrong with me?
>if she wants to survive she needs to be nimble
What is this SMUT on my BBC
>>75844185
>corbyn left blueballed
Not really, Labour'll be fucking delighted
He turned a 24 point Conservative lead (with predictions of a majority of >200) 6 weeks ago into a hung parliament
>>75844266
>ira getting rid of competition.jpg
>>75844244
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCnsberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Kuenssberg
>bathing in goyim's blood
Why does it take some constituencies 8 hours to count the votes FFS?
>>75844258
He'll be 73 in 5 years.
>>75844291
post your BBC x
Always hated Scots, so this feels like vindication
>>75844230
How? Highest vote share since 1970 apart from the 1997 election
>>75844284
I'm an Irish citizen
>>75844280
I keep confusing you with Norfolk, is Cornwall the one with more fingers or the one with less?
Labour chebs is my waifu
>>75844305
>poortheners and the cornish
explains itself
>>75844305
they have to send some specialists down to cornwall to count for them
>>75844230
Corbyn will bin the blairites on crosses all across wales.
>new forecast of 216 for Conservatives
so even with the DUP they'll be short a proper majority even with a working majority of 4 (which will still make it a nightmare to pass any large bills)
Did Amber Rudd lose her seat or are they still recounting?
>people vote en masse for an IRA sympathiser
>DUP seize power
Poetry.
>>75844230
maybe
not sure which younger left wing leader can replace him though
lewis? nandy?
>>75844326
She won after 7 recounts
>>75844257
yes yes yes
>>75844321
>>75844322
>>75844294
Only thing whats left of the IRA do is make it really fucking hard to get drugs in NI if you're in nationalist areas.
>>75844321
North are the the first to declare you dumb shit.
>>75844338
fugg
>>75844237
no, it says something about how shit theresa may is
>>75844335
not sure who'll take his place
>>75844326
S E V E N recounts until she managed to stuff a few ballots papers in here and there
Does Babs Palvin have any topless/nudes?
doing push ups, getting swole for the class war
>>75844340
Cornwall IS bro tier
North East Fife may go to a literal coin toss
>>75844322
>>75844335
politicians are chameleons
sadiq or chuka will just run slightly to the left of what they are and do fine, especially considering the geographic shift
>>75844230
Doubt he'll go. There's nobody to replace him. Hes improved massively since 2015 and the only thing really holding him back was his past comments desu.
>>75844338
why is that allowed
>>75844338
Another recount means more accuracy, no?
>>75844358
>>75844332
kek
that actually is pottery
>>75844358
yea babposter has posted a couple i think
>>75844364
>>75844322
cannot breathe
Chances of another election in a few months?
There were a few re-runs in the '70s iirc?
post rare BoJos
>>75844332
kek
>>75844366
>There's nobody to replace him.
5 years is a long time
>>75844332
Alright runts I'm off to bed
>>75844384
Certainly plausible
Scotland needs to get it's fucking shit together
>>75844385
fuck off chinky cunt
>>75844384
months? i thought they said days or weeks?
>>75844376
hnngg
any links?
>>75844322
is that because they're dumb or because they cheat
>>75844284
>/éire/
>>75833469
>>75844384
Another election is feeding labour more votes. I pray the tories are daft enough to do that.
>>75844385
FUCK bojo 2bh backstabbing cunt
5 (You)s and i'll off myself on youtube stream
>>75844376
NEED a Hungarian mail order bride that looks like her
(-12) (+30)
We won
@75844423
dont want that now do we sweaty x
>strong leadership
>not even elected as PM
>conflicts with your own cabinet
why hasn't she fucked off yet reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>75844332
the Troubles will commence yet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTjR8e40Lnw
>>75844384
High. I'm not sure how a Tory + DUP working majority will work when DUP are aiming for pretty much no hard border which will piss off a lot of the hard Brexit Tories
>>75844434
idiot
>>75844373
theres a margin of error that never truly goes away
>>75844286
but Rorkes and the D.U.P. hate the E.U.
(the real Left does too.)
>>75844434
is this the Happening brit/pol/ promised us?
>tories STILL making excuses for may
FUCK OFF
she said she'd resign if she didn't get a majority
she doesn't have a majority, ergo she should FUCK OFF
>>75844434
look at this daft cunt hes basically holding the rifle by its trigger
She is right you know.
hung parliament confirmed
20 more
>>75844397
night night love
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
>>75844434
Bet you right wing pychopaths would love that
>LDEM 2,203,878 votes 12 seats
>DUP 292,316 votes 10 seats
lel
>>75844419
if the tories only have a minority labour + friends can force a redo with a noconfidence vote i believe
>Southampton independence
uwot?
>>75844419
That's something I'd hope for but this Labour performance has been built on a higher than usual turnout. I'm not sure it'd be as big with another election so soon.
>>75844453
more like scarlet Wide
laura kuenssberg has become a serious waifu for me over the night
>>75844463
British '''''''Democracy''''''''
>>75844471
Excellent idea
>>75844453
>Hard Brexit
I'll take them
>>75844463
ah yes
FPTP
impressive system
post hung brit boys
it's hung lads
>>75844453
are the DUP, dare I say it, /ourguys/?
Hung
Hung like me
>>75844453
they sound great
im hung like parliment
>>75844373
Not when in 6 of the 7 counts you lost
It's literally taking advantage of the margin of error to roll the dice over and over til you win
>>75844494
pics
Thaicuck so fucking salty right now LMAO
was on the phone to parliament but they hung up on me
What did she mean by this?
hung parliament this **slaps willy on table**
>>75844506
not at all, only care about brexit
>>75844434
No joking when I say that any ginger lad acting up is getting a slap
>>75844520
DUP votes mean a soft Brexit more likely you mong
Laura coonsburg can shut hte fukc up
who was that pornstar that looks like laura?
asking for a client at work
>>75844502
Why didn't Chowney call for a recount then?
>>75844520
Hope you enjoy based Corbyns brexit
>>75844185
lads what's a rorke
rip the uk