Tory suicide watch edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
plaid surge
dad told me to go to sleep at midnight cause i have final exams next week
do i tell him i stayed up all night for the election or nah?
evens do an all nighter
odds sleep at 6am
dubs have another wank
when do you think may is going to delete /brit/
need an over under because ill have to find something to do to replace /brit/
YELLOW SURGE
the bf
anime
I desperately wish I was cuddling with a cute lad
A twink with some muscles, holding him in my arms
Rudd is on screen and does not look happy
dumb rorkes
>UK saved from Labour
>/brit/ saved from May's internet policies
lads
this is perfect
Rabid Corbynistas descend on Buckingham palace c.2017
Are the Tories winning or losing?
>>75843140
hormonal cow can't accept a loss
>>75843129
mummy WILL be resigning
We could have had a Labour government without all these fucking left leaning nationalist parties
>13 /brit/ generals in the catalogue
Why are the pakis on here so autistic they need to start a new on 300 posts?
Whats going on in the UK, bois?
>"If we lose a majority by even six seats, I will step down"
>projected to lose by 8
>"errrrm... sorry we need stability sweaty x"
mummy may needs to FUCK OFF
>>75842991
>implying rudd cares if it's allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w
rudd survives
<200 majority
w e w
>Rudd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amber Rudd saved by the skin of her teeth
Fucking rigged
On another note, we now have an MP called Bambos Charalambous
Tories forecast to win by a fair stretch.
rudd cheated
RIGGED
ah fuck
hopefully the new Tory PM sacks her from government anyway lol
>stayed awake for 5 fucking hours
>she wins by 300 votes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BATTLE OF HASTINGS GOES FOR TORY
RUDD IN
BLATANT ELECTION FRAUD IN FRONT OF OUR OWN EYES
>>75843149
>the state of (you)
>>75843157
this
stupid petit bourgeois cunts
Been chaining snus all night and now I feel ill
Got the gf sucking me knob.
>>75843146
b-b-but muh brexit
>>75843139
h-hi
babestation
rudd, after 802 recounts, gets in because the vote counters just want to go home
Rigged
What happened to the centrist surge? This election has been pretty problematic I would say.
>>75843180
>'Win'
>>75843188
Conservative is the party of the normans 2bqh
RIGGED
Have a strange crush on amber rudd, would love her to be my dominatrix.
>>75843197
post more
of the knob, not the roastie
who actually fucking likes amber rudd
>>75842940
Why do clueless tanks post about british elections?
>>75843198
brexit still saved
DUP are very pro-brexit and the new prime minister is most probably going to be a brexiteer
And she won, watch this lads
>>75843167
Rotten to the core so she is
>>75843196
just fucking smoke, you goof
Jesus Christ they're getting killed in London tonight.
leftypol eternally triggered and on suicide watch
>>75843207
the left and right and being too far left and too far right for centrism to prevail
SNP losing seats will hurt the commie's chances at PM.
/brit/ STILL on the map
we run dis joint
>calls 7 recounts
>wins by 300 votes
MUST be a fix
Why the fuck would you keep ordering recounts if you'd won?
>>75843180
Tories net -10
Labour net +27
Hmmm
Just spotted rudd going about with a rubber in Hastings. wonder what she's up to
>>75843180
>1% difference in vote
>60 seats
Absolutely runtish system
>>75843196
Are you that guy that started because of my shilling?
I got some siberia when I want to feel nic, for special occasions
>>75843161
>look away for 10 seconds
>the /brit/ you were in is dead because everyone is now 5 /brit/s ahead of you
wew
>>75843199
pics x :3
>>75843226
>more expensive
>worse for you
FOY
>>75843229
>leftypol
>liberal
no prominent tories lost their seats
this is alri
BONE FOR PM
nige mentioned
>>75843228
The mandem?
>>75843249
Gummer
Here we are...
Gf is shouting at the tv
fuck rudd
why doesnt her opponent call for a recount?
I fucking despise Amber Rudd. Treacherous fucking cow. Demanding recounts until she wont by a hundred votes. Cunt.
>>75843247
I buy a truck load whenever I fly. $15 bucks a carton.
Fuck off leftypol cunts
Just fuck off and get out
>DUP want a soft brexit
what? really?
not a fan any more
>>75843226
using it to try and quit
>>75843244
Nah, have some Swedish friends
>>75843266
700 votes actually
She's so blatantly cheated it's unbelievable
*unzips rock hard brexit*
I don't browse /brit/ or /pol/ or any large boards, why do you all hate this Amber Rudd bird?
>>75843272
source that right now cunt
>>75843267
I buy truckloads of snus whenever I fly
1 can = 2 weeks = $15
Used to be cheaper
>>75843168
fuck that coal burner
born to be kangz
>>75843279
she's evil
reminder to ignore the mongs complaining about the so-called mythical leftist raid
>>75843279
Telly said it
A R E
E M I L Y
>>75843284
they just mentioned it on the beeb
>>75843286
proof?
>>75843279
she lost her seat at first
called for SEVEN RECOUNTS until she just scraped it
im seething
>>75843285
Do you go to Sweden to buy snus?
>>75843229
Liberalism is not even left wing faggot
>>75843277
>Keep recounting until I win
Hope she dies.
The absolute state of tories and rorkes. Lel.
>>75843273
Oh damn
Just started my 16yo lad on snus. Love corrupting people
Hmm I wonder who would get angry over being accused a part of a leftypol raid
I wonder why there has been a massive influx in communist posts over certain periods. hm
>>75843279
>why do you all hate this Amber Rudd bird?
She lost and called seven recounts until she eventually won through the margin of error
w2c coughing qt
would love to massage her throat with my tongue
>>75843272
Kinda guessed they would want to opposite expect an open border with Ireland maybe. Anyone of you gays in Norn Ireland able to explain?
>>75843284
BBC just had it on. quoting a tweet of an editor of some newspaper didn't see which
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUCpMqRT5HU
wew sky studio on 3d
Nicola Sturgeon is facing the biggest political decision of her career as she absorbs the seismic shock of the defeats of Alex Salmond, her mentor and former leader, and Angus Robertson, her deputy in the Scottish National party.
With the national results pointing towards a hung parliament, Sturgeon will face intense pressure to drop her quest for a second independence referendum in order to join a progressive anti-Tory alliance with Labour and the Lib Dems at Westminster.
Salmond said the SNP should press for an anti-Tory pact as he lost Gordon. But Salmond and Robertson’s defeats also mean the SNP has lost its two most experienced and influential political operators, increasing the sense of crisis for Sturgeon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In Enfield Southgate now. Go see can I get some food.
>>75843249
fucking blja, another quintennium of """""Sir""""" Michael fatface–fuckhead Fattun, Amber shitrod Rudd, Jeremy Cunt and Phillip "shoot the man in a white van" Ham(mond).
You can spot tory shills by a mile because they're shilling someone who wants a pro-censorship government running their internet, they don't care about posting on /brit/
See >>75843270
>>75843304
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rudd#Personal_life
>Rudd was also in a relationship with fellow Conservative MP Kwasi Kwarteng
pic VERY related
Is it actually possible that Labour be the largest party?
>>75843322
meant 360 not 3d
>>75843229
>Liberals
>Left wing
Rly makes you think.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144813
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144813
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144813
>>75843306
Neftóbak is tax free on flights mate
Fuck sleep getting my can
Never even been to sweden
Hmm I wonder who would get angry over being accused a part of a leftypol raid
I wonder why there has been a massive influx in communist posts over certain periods. hm.
reminder to keep telling the mongs whiteknighting their precious leftypol that they aren't wanted here
>pakis losing their shit over amber rudd
hahahahahaha
Why the fuck are there only 2 actual parties that do get elected in the UK?And why do they have to be so different(center-left and right)
>>75843334
not a single chance
>>75843322
worker bees are buzzing about
>>75843342
Shan't unless it's really important
>>75843229
not really
nobody expected labour to win a majority
a victory for labour is gaining any seats in this election - and they have
we're happy with that
>>75843270
T. bootyblasted rorke.
Goodnight /brit/
Paid attention for 7 hours
Can't wait to do this again in a few months!
>>75843343
what does snus taste like?
>>75843333
Saw him on QT and he was pretty clever. He could do better than Rudd, desu.
A cancer has taken over /brit/, a cancer called leftypol
>>75843315
it's an obscure board on an obscure spinoff chan that has no influence anywhere on the web
it's just a new /pol/ boogeyman that isn't "reddit" because most of /pol/ is from reddit
might curbstomp a few right wing runts today
>>75843310
fuck off to leftypol to cry about trump more
>>75843363
night
Anyone got that nigel farage meme where he sees somalian immigrant coming ashore and he looks angry but then happy when a wave crashes into them and they drown?
Gf says he looks like donald trump jr
daytime out
>>75843349
except that we had the Lib Dems in 2010
the system is set up so coalitions are possible (but rare) and interparty deals and agreements are common
so its not as partisan as it seems, nowhere near Yank level
>>75843314
>Love corrupting people
Is it a vice if it's not actually bad for you?
Certainly better than my 20 a day fag habit
>>75843265
they've allready done 2 re-counts.
>>75843349
they weren't so different until recently
new labour and cameron's tory party were both centralised. brexit changed all that
>>75843358
it's pretty important
>>75843363
Good night Spaniard.
Broadchurch mentioned
>getting angry about Rudd
Wonder why all the people up at 5am are suddenly left wing. Hmm. Makes me think.
>>75843343
Úr frÃhöfninni þá? Kaupi bara Toblerone þar svo veit ekki hvað þeir selja
>>75843369
>/pol/ and reddit are the same
howling at this pathetic leftycuck meme
>>75843364
Horrible at first but you come to appreciate the tobacco taste
bit like cigarettes I suppose
it's not leftypol, it goes much higher than that
these are literal Momentum shills, going deep undercover like CTR and ShareBlue did.
they're trying to influence the online meme world by going to its core
>>75843393
>suddenly
kys
>>75843333
>young intelligent black man courting some ugly old white bitch
It's like the opposite of /pol/
>>75843364
tobacco, dumbass
fucking STATE of this country
brexit negotiations are set to being in 11 odd days
>>75843368
>>75843393
Getting salty eh?
>>75843393
t. posts in his sleep
>>75843368
I miss catalonia
>>75843374
No one cares about Donal
>>75843403
Please keep posting that false flag.
>>75843409
>it's a conspiracy
get a grip you colossal ponce
>fuck off to leftypol to cry about trump more
cheadle will be the deciding factor in this election
>>75843403
>15 upvotes
6 years ago
Hmm
when will the pakis start bombing shit and stabbing people again?
>>75843347
>>75843393
alri terrorist supporting saudi loving 'sheeds
I want to fuck a woman lads
Leftypol Cancer Out
>>75843364
Like tobacco, dirt
>bagged snus
Ahem I only take my tobacco with a 2.5 ml syringe
>>75843361
typical losers mentaility
>>75843393
Even tory supporters are annoyed
She demanded SEVEN recounts after she kept losing until she won
at best it's bad sportsmanship and at worst it's fraud
>>75843424
Cheadle will mean May's demise
>>75843432
Gay
>>75843409
>these are literal Momentum shills
nah
I'm just a zealous trade-unionist-cum-socialist
ARE LOUISE
/brit/ is a lefty general
if you don't like it, there's always brit/pol/
>>75843413
surely theyll postpone things?
Having to recount seven times before an accurate and completely different outcome is revealed is kind of suspicious desu
>>75843403
>/pol/ and reddit aren't the same
guffawing
>>75843381
Here's the one for Portugal
The orange one is a liberal/conservative party,the pink one is social-democrat,the red one is socialist,the blue one is communist and the last one are greens
Dimbleby is having a stroke.
>>75843402
Já eða wow air, þeir eru stundum ódýrari à bagginu
How is Dimbleby still awake? does he only wake for bbc broadcasts?
/brit/ is a rorke-radcen coalition general
>no majority
Im in the money, get in
>>75843363
Gibraltar will be british for centuries to come :-)
sweet dreams
>>75843403
>implying
>>75843452
>literal communists
no wonder poortugal is a meme
>>75843419
>>75843425
>b-b-but it's fake!
Get fucked reddit/leftypol, you aren't welcome here
>>75843446
/brit/ was never lefty you idiot.
>>75843455
there's multiple dimbles
>>75843435
wtf?
wish theyd hurry the fuck up, haha, bit tired
>>75843455
Repeated low doses of amphetamine
>>75843438
You're right. We cannot let Rudd get the nuclear weapons.
bough a tin of snuff once
just made a mess everywhere
Absolutely hollering at the Rorkes on social media throwing a hissy.
>>75843448
sure but it's already been triggered for a while now, need to get negotiating cos they've got 2 years and would need to negotiate for more time...to negotiate
>interact with a muslim
>he doesn't explode
This is my official apology for being a Roarke guys.
do you think maybe the politics runts will be staying now that there's a hung parliament?
if that's the case it's time for me to go do real life things for a few months and you WILL miss me
>>75843452
what was the coalition government then
could orange even pair with any other party?
i'm a white nationalist who's also a centrist who support mass-immigration and a ban on all islamic nations from traveling here
simple as
>>75843429
>n-no ur the paki
Cringing at you
Oh mrs may please let me tongue your crusty minge! I don't want to use the internet unobserved! I want you to fuck me in my bum with a tree branch! Cucks btfo
the new Tory PM will sack Rudd from cabinet, guaranteed
>>75843467
You have communist parties all around europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G4rA6027PM
Dont have to be myself infront of her
Roll myself one and we start talking
Live the old life just for her
cute lads
>>75843455
dimblebot
https://twitter.com/Jack_Slater/status/873027835782283265
MAY'S GONNA GO
>>75843438
>fraud
mate, just stop
ANOTHER TORY MINISTER GONE
good old libdems swinging the headsmans axe once again
>>75843450
what's funny about that? doesn't mention reddit anywhere
>>75843464
>american flag
>american politics
opinion discarded
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75763094/#75763672
Called it
This lad can get fucked, just like May's career
think northern ireland has long overstayed its welcome
not a taig, but you should just let ireland deal with them
>>75843492
will personally blame you for the next terrorist attack
>>75843474
It is the tradition way
20% of icelandic males 15-30 do this
If may resigns, who takes over
OUR slag
>>75843501
give me gay twink 4
>Boris Johnson likely to be next PM
J U S T
U
S
T
UK PAKI PARTY WHEN???????
>>75843514
nonce twat
>>75843496
Why?
>>75843455
He's like a Dreadnought, he is comatose until they fire him in from orbit whenever he is needed.
>Dimbley baits out a response against May
>"Now even her own party is speaking against her"
>shows clip of the response
>>75843518
oh most people in the uk are in favour of northern ireland fucking off
only reason we haven't is because the scots want independence
once that dies down ireland might be gone
>>75843522
are bojo
>>75843500
Bit shit Finn.
Being honest.
>DUP and Scottish Tories saved Britain
what a timeline
>>75843522
BoJo
>>75843422
>there are no organisations trying to influence political opinion online
get a load of this retarded goy
>>75843524
haha she's such a legend
>>75843482
Once asked where I could get snuff in ireland and the guy gave me a coke number
>>75843507
If she got less votes but won through a margin of error (which is likely, given that the first six recounts showed her losing), that's effectively fraud
>>75843534
>>75843522
Corbyn
>>75843520
what are you injecting and where?
>>75843525
>>75843545
not on a general with only 80 users, no
>>75843500
Hasshausar ættu að vera settir à útrýmingarbúðir eéáavh
>>75843506
>Uni of Leeds student
Erm ok sweaty x
Howling
>>75843529
Hi Mummy :)
318 is such a cocktease
When will the pakis on here go back to Ummah.com?
>what's funny about that? doesn't mention reddit anywhere
>>75843423
>retweeting my post
thanks for your support x
>>75843536
Sheed
>>75843490
The orange is already a coalition.
It is a coalition of a center-right and a right party,but it was a coalition that was made before the start of the elections and not after the results
how do I vote for this party from Wales at the next election?
>>75843520
how does loose snus compare to portion?
Tory 318 + DUP 10 = 328
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75843542
Disagree lad
>>75843559
>tfw you will never be gaytwink9
>>75843554
Effectively, it isn't. Stop using words that you don't understand, you utter fucking window-licking arseclown.
>>75843578
so they're ruling with 38% of the vote? wew
fuck off with these shit graphics
dan the kekistani
argh
these sound effects are bizarre
>>75843580
What a worthless picture this is.
>>75843580
leaf mentioned
>>75843490
The government right now is a coalition of the pink,red and blue parties.
Basically,social-democrats+socialists+communists
>>75843584
Time to take your medicine rasheed
After the second recount in North East Fife, there is now just ONE vote in it. If SNP get one back it could go to a coin toss. #GE2017
could be worse
>>75843559
give me your favorite gay twink #... i'm liking #4 tho
fucking Jeremy
best part of election night
>>75843572
thanks for proving my point
>>75843588
It only goes up to 7 so far, I mean I have hundreds of pics of cute lads, fit lads, big cocks.
TRURO M E N T I O N E D
>>75843585
Sounds like London urban rubbish lad.
Who won the Wand?
Hello, Theresa? I'm your boss now.
Have a Babs, lads.
>>75843558
Tobacco
Upper lip
The end is cut off btw
>>75843563
Reyki ekki desu bars gott lag
>>75843582
Normal lose is weak shit i would only use odins
Much better taste and you can put more in
Flaw is receeding gums
>>75843619
>ywn be gaytwink8
then
>i vote labour
>>75843452
>>75843606
>blue is communist
Lmao, so odd. There are a bunch of Portuguese in my area that fled the country after Salazar lost power
>>75843593
What term would you use to describe it then?
It's ridiculous regardless
>>75843609
i'm white you daft yank
>>75843598
No.That orange party is a pre-election coalition of PSD(liberal) and CDS-PP(christian democracy).
They got cucked by the leftists who made a coalition of PS(social-democrat),BE(socialist) and CDU(Communist)
>>75843562
>heartless capitalists and religious fanatics the new government
WE GOP NOW
if one more person says "but one thing's for sure" i'll have a fucking conniption
>>75843569
True
>>75843643
thats a twunk you mong
theyre all twunks
>thanks for proving my point
unpopular opinion: an average handjob is better than an average blowjob
>i'm white you daft yank
>>75843559
>>75843588
>>75843619
THERE ARE BOARDS FOR YOUR KANKER.
> >>>/gif/
> >>>/hm/
>>75843638
Got any sexy niggerbrits?
when is this shite going to be over
>>75843638
Palvin's one of those girls that I get depressed just looking at
she's perfect
>>75843655
Democrats were the cunts historically in the states.
Know your shit.
Which Pepe best sums up Theresa May right now
>>75843623
Im not familiar with that lad
>>75843638
Steve from Yorkshire?
please report the gayposters.
>>75843643
give me a OC gay twink pic
>>75843674
Think most people agree with that honestly
https://twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617
>>75843674
never met a girl who can give a decent handjob
Calling a snap election was so stupid. Sure she extended her party's term until 2022 but they're going to bleed seats
>>75843681
Election 2017 continues until news at 13:00 B.S.T.
>>75843670
Can't be arsed splitting labels like that. This one twinky enough
>>75843694
???
>>75843672
>retweeting my post
thanks for your support x
>>75843691
>>75843674
literally never had a good handjob
and ive had a lot
that said ive also only rarely had a decent blowie
>>75843553
yeah I've never actually met anyone who takes it, just bought it online out of curiosity
don't really get the point of snuff. having a fag is just as much about a few minutes of peace than a nicotine hit
>>75843646
That party's color is also red.
The liberals(PSD) are orange,the social-democrats(PS) are pink-red,the christian democrats(CDS-PP) are blue,the socialists(BE) are black-red and the Communists are white-red
may btfo edition
>>75843685
>>75843685
>>75843685
>>75843685
>>75843685
>>75843685
>>75843725
Cant smoke everywhere
Only people that use snuff as snuff here are old guys and farmers of all ages
>>75843470
left wingers of all strips slightly edge out centrists and right wingers on /brit/ to be honest. there was a strawpoll with wide participation