You have 10 seconds to act as Polish as possible.

>>75838455
szwrscks

Kurwa

Szsszszszszszzszszzzsszs

hey germany don't invade me pls
hey russia don't invade me pls

*tries to talk to a girl*

'hey did you know that in WWII...'

WE ARE 99.9 WHITE, THE SAVIOR OF EUROPE, POLAN STRONK

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*BOOM*
*thud*

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I can't

*robs you*

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zhol upz
*smackz lipz*
szo youz bze szaying
*dzrinksz wozdka instead of vodka*
hol up hol up [z's internally]
*czalls szomeone kurwa instead of kurva*
youz bze szaying wze dzont hzave tzo add a god damn fucking z everywhere?????

zshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>*proceeds to invade both germany and russia, for absolutely no reason, at the same time, only to get annihilated out of existence for the purpose of mysterious polish ways*

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>>75838455
Outta my way you cossack fucking shits!

sczsczscszcsczszscszscz

We wuzzzzz Hussars n szieet!

>steals your car.

hi I am muh heritage polish pls gib börgers

KURWA

*plunges toilet*
godzc fuczing pajeezcts cloczging up the toileczt
*gets poo on face*
FFUUUCCCCZZZZZZZ

*lose my shit when someone online implies that I'm from west Poland and therefore Ukrainian*

>>75838455
spierdalaj tłuściochu

KATYN

WE

>>75838455
*cleans toilet*

Fuck muslims and fuck Jews

Pola ~~~~~~~~~~ <3