communist takeover edition
CYMRU SWEEP
W
E
E
P
CYMRU SWEEP
W
E
E
P
The face of hate.
the call that saved Britain
>cunt
>dick
ah yes the welsh langauge
This paki trying to speak Welsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
RED SURGE
A N I M E
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
need a bf
>>75837918
hello. yes this is rasheed. yes I did vote 4 u
>>75837891
tories can't get along with anyone . labour can
75837934
so get one
imagine spending months "invading" a general with about 50 regular posters
SINN FÉIN MAJORITY, CALLING IT
GERRY'S GOING TO LONDON BABY
can't wait to brownnose my way to a camp guard position and send all you cunts off to the gulag personally
Conservatives will get a majority but only because of Scottish votes
Screencap this post
FUCK putney
Fuck you Corbyn
who /rorke and worried for the ethnic makeup of our nation now/?
>>75837919
lmao
voted corbyn to speed up the islamification of england and to secure a future crusade
>>75837934
just go to a gay bar and find some twink you can bear
Doing a poo
Labour 26-23 Tories
13 lead now.
Going to bed safe in the knowledge chaos champion corbyn will be PM
>being forced to listen to W*lsh
Who wants to join me in the ol' 'cide
ahaha
no they bloody arent, captcha
quek cunt
>>75837946
cant because im not a normie
how fickle are welsh voters
>shift from lab to con because your life is shit
>no improve in only 2 years
>better switch back
Listening to Welsh makes me understand where the Scouse accent came from
Fucking bizarre
lmaoo what the fuck is going on
shall be necking pints all week, this is mental
ill think about it after ive made all me money eh ;)
>>75837943
labour won't hack the libdems
>Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited
https://twitter.com/FrankThomas27/status/872971706276753408
>>75837970
you are in good company >>75837123
>>75837960
EXCITED about my growing chances to race mix desu. East Asian immigration when
>Want to work in local government
>This happens
Pretty chuffed desu lads
old cunts on pooicide watch
hurry up and die already
AHAHAHA
/brit/ still on the map
SINN FEIN
PLAID CYMRU
LABOUR
SURGE
imagine voting for scotslab
genuinely feeling a bit sick
>>75837953
scotland doesn't matter.
the last 2 years showed that
the election is decided on labour gains in the south and con gains in the north
A DAMAGED prime minister
How will she ever recover
>>75837999
it's all over lads
Reminder: you should've voted for me
>mfw white people still exist
someone please tell my jezza will fix this
>>75837999
no way this cunt isn't getting the boot
>corbyn hysteria
>50 seats behind
NEVER RECOVER
Ugh, I don't want to look at the smug face of a winning Owen Jones
Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
>>75838000
solid post
SAY IT WITH ME
MISTER
PRIME
MINISTER
Ok lads looks like were all gonna have to take turns on suicide watch tonight
Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism
haha why is everyone so upset at losing seats? just go buy a few deck chairs aha xx
>>75838025
What an absolute runt
D A M A G E D
HOW WILL THERESA EVER RECOVER BROS?
>>75838003
why hasn't britain gotten as many immigrants from asian commonwealth countries as australia and canada?
would think you'd have a substantial population coming in from hong kong, but not really
>>75837974
its 26-14
>>75838011
Gen Z is supposed to be more conservative than boomers desu, labour will get rekt next election
75837985
t. grindr user
t. regularly shags
t. full time employed
diagnosis: turbonormie
>>75838025
you sound like a dick desu
>>75838043
*General Secretary
>>75838038
aaaaahahaha
>Announce U–Turn on demented tax in Wrecsam
>Lose Wrecsam to Labour
>>75837832
Theresa May is damaged goods. Such a nasty woman. Sad!
>commies : 27
>cons : 14
Be honest : they can still win?
>>75838059
because canada and australia are literally right next to asia?
?
???
>>75838056
lad, get yourself away from the bathroom mirror
>>75838051
idiot
>>75837947
you admit yourself there's no logic behind it, any real raids and paid shills took place on /pol/
you're either seriously or delusional or missed some important plot points if you think leftypol raid was real
>call tactical snap election
>lose 22 seats
>>75838043
comrade corbyn
NOOOOOOOOOOO THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THAT FAGGOT STOP STOP STOP
>>75838052
absolute banter
>>75838066
not a normie
Jeremy Corbyn didn't win today.
reddit won
tumblr won
arrogant students won
SJWs won
facebook normies won
twitter socialists won
#NOTmyprimeminister
#corbyn
>>75838059
HK quality of life is higher
>>75838074
>png
kill yourself
>>75838079
you don't understand our voting system
their safe seats will be coming later
>tactical snap election
>>75838083
australia yes but canada is about as far from asia as britain
pacific is bigger than you think
10,000 majority cut to 1000. fuck sake i want to believe
>>75838083
mate are you a fucking genius? because either youre a genius or the leaf is a fucking retar.....ah yeah nah i see it
>>75838043
ANDY
Fucking hell that Putney result
Too close
>>75838068
you posted that already, nignog
The UK is done. Game over lads. I'm so sorry ancestors... We have failed you. Failed what you fought for
>>75838099
t. home counties maths teacher
>this paki on bbc wanking off over tweets
>>75838059
Hong Kong Economically prosperous desu. I do have a few Chinese friends who migrated from Hong Kong just before the handover to China though. Ive no idea where the majority of Chinese in the UK came from originally (mainland or Hong Kong)
>>75837970
>>75837123
The Patriarchy has won again
>>75838099
neets lost, again :(
keep larping
>>75838025
>politically autistic
Can someone explain to me how the districts (parishes?) report in? Is it by who count fastest? Is labor more possible in lower-population areas?
>>75838087
Leftists aren't capable of logic
LADS I WIN MONEY IF THERES NO MAJORITY, am i going to win it or is comrade corbean going to cuck me?
>tfw you make friends in the corbyn gulags
>>75838106
...you're fucked, amirite
>>75838059
>why hasn't britain gotten as many immigrants from asian commonwealth countries
we have more south asians than the rest of europe combined, probably several times over
>>75838089
>>75838108
>>75838120
Waah waah something something cucks something something else
Neck yourself rorke
>>75838133
yes, its just count speed
theres no assigned order or anything
What did he mean by this?
>>75838002
love pints
hate politics
so when are we getting the second election?
IMAGINE IF TIM FARRON LOST HIS SEAT
WOULD PISS MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER
>>75838127
kek
>>75838120
Pretty sure plenty of vets voted for Attlee in 45 ya
big dumb-dumb.
>>75838133
>more possible
Just fuck my shit up. I'm loosing my grip on my speech
>>75838147
ty
... Timothy James Farron in my rented flat Kendal ... Election night ...
S W I N G O M E T E R
>>75838059
nearly all our chinks are hong kongese
>FARRON MIGHT LOSE HIS SEAT
FUCKING KEK
>>75838144
>we have more south asians than the rest of europe combined, probably several times over
yes but that doesn't count. i'm talking about east/southeast asian commonwealth nations, singapore, hong kong, malaysia etc
LIB DEMS OUT
LABOUR IN
>Where's the swingometer Jeremy
COOOOOOOOOOOOME IN
>>75838148
lol
saving this to repost later when the threads have slowed down for (You)s
ngl britain is fucked
>Tim Farron's seat in jeopardy
>>75838177
>that cgi
reminder the military said they'd support a coup against corbyn
civil war when?
>>75838131
I know May fucked up and all but that doesn't mean you're suddenly allowed out of your pen, leftypol
>>75838143
it's not a good result for the tories, but it's still pretty unlikely that labour can form a government.
this is going to be shit for our brexit negotiations, but i'm glad there's been a backlash towards May since some of her policies are utter batshit.
WHO /LEAVEANDCORBYNHERE/
NEOLIBERAL SCUM TOTALLY AND UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
this election has just shown that blairism in all its forms: labour and conservative- are OUT OF BUSINESS
populism is the way to go now, nige, trump and corbyn have discovered that
hope the tories realise this and bring in a proper right-wing leader who can appeal to the masses
oh no the graphics are back again
enjoy your paki hordes and your gulags
tis the future you chose
>>75838145
He should call the election when he was up in the polls but backtracked. Just imagine if Cam–moron never got into power :-/
what will are jezza do on his first day of assuming office?
open the gates for calais of course <3
SMASH FASCISM AND RACISM NOW
>>75838189
t. sun "reader"
AND it's fairly modest
>>75838168
Literally only know HKer asians in the UK
>>75838189
really?
topkek
PRIME
MINISTER
BORIS
JOHNSON
>>75838120
mate you had already failed your ancestors
Can I get a quick rundown on your election?
I've heard the tories are fucked. Is it true or is there a chance for them to gain majority?
>>75838196
fuck off
these graphics are the best thing about the coverage
BASED jeremy is doing his best and serving his country well
SHIT night for Tories
SHIT night for Lib Dems
SHIT night for SNP
ABSOLUTELY BTFO night for UKIP
AMAZING night for Labour
this election isn't actually that exciting
just holds with a couple of Labour gains
>UKIP down 12%
>>75838198
>>75838204
>Foreign Rorkes on suicide watch
>>75838204
end the monarchy ofc
>>75838108
haha May should tactically snap her own neck after this absolute heeming
>>75838220
tories will easily gain a majority don't listen to leftypol runts
>>75838025
How do I take that little test dawg
>>75838198
>40% white
have fun jamal
>>75838196
He's so enthusiastic, I love it.
>>75838210
Some retired general suggested it might happen. But you can get a retired general to say anything desu we seem to have so fucking many of them
>>75838221
they look so cheap
>>75838229
i actually want labour to win tho
>>75838196
>Talk shit about the BBC being wasteful
>Get mad when they save money by using freeware pre-set backgrounds
y-y-yellow surge
>all these tory tears
do they just love pakis and terrorism or something
SNP absolutely BTFO in Angus, lost a 11,000 majority and more
>>75838175
we have a fair few of those according to wikipedia
the age of memes is over, normality resumed
>>75838220
small chance, getting slimmer though
>>75838245
not cheap
charming
>>75838220
they're done
look up diane abbot
she's the next home secretary
>Sources at Labour Central "quietly confident" they will be largest party in hung parliament
>>75838194
their most popular leader was centre-right
general public do not like the traditional right wing ethos, see UKIP unable to even elect their party leader
>>75838239
You ain't gettin shit u fukn commie rat
>Canada votes for a Neolib
>France votes for a Neolib
>Netherlands votes for a Neocon
>America votes for a populist
>We vote for a communist
the state of this country
>>75838226
THICC
just rolled a spliff but it's a risky one
could send me to sleep
>>75838220
tories will probably lose seats at this moment, though they're making gains in scotland, they might have to form a coalition with the DUP
labour look like they're going to steal seats from the tories in england, unable to tell how many
it'll be a lot easier to predict in about another hour or 2
>"Tom Watson it's rather undignified to have people fiddling with your ear"
>>75838256
*wees*
wooooooooooo
*mummy tells me to go to bed and she hopes i didn't sprinkle when i tinkled*
*commits a mass shooting*
Theresa May will be the shortest lived PM since Bonar Law
starting to wonder why female politicians are so disliked
>>75838275
you'll be liberated first, be happy
which region would most likely vote for the BNP
>>75838239
https://8values.github.io/
>>75838261
Corbyn is a big fat meme like trump
The tories are closing the gap lads
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872979123546861569
Amber pls
>>75838167
Kendal Mandem reporting
>>75838287
and responsible for the most deaths via islamic terrorism. good riddance
HERE WE GO YO, HERE WE GO YO
SO WHASS THE WHASS THE SCENARIO?
Looks like my bets busted lads
Put £20 on SNP to hold 45 seats in Scotland (8/1) when the exit poll came out 'cause it only sampled 10 seats in Scotland and the original predictions were the SNP would hold 50 seats
If the Conservatives have taken Angus there's no way in fuck the SNP will hold 45 seats
>>75838263
abbott isn't even the shadow home secretary anymore you fat cunt
Who /labour/ now?
>>75838190
pol is for autists, I'm a level headed radical centrist
>>75838275
there is no real difference between neocons and neolibs
>tfw Corbyn shuts down the Daily Mail, the Express and the S*n
HERE TODAY GONE TOMORROW
kek
>>75838065
this meme.
TOO LATE TO START SUCKING CORBYN'S COCK NOW MATE.
>>75838287
>Bonar Law
Is that when mummy slaps your winkie when you come down in the morning with a hard on
>oooh you know the rules no boners at the breakfast bar
stupid fascist bitch
Might join the army if Corbyn becomes PM
>>75838244
reminds me of this 'far-right' french kike who once said there was a secret plan called "Opération Ronces" which implies military beating the shit out of shitskin thugs and retaking suburbs
>>75838296
nah mostly this is people who were taken over by scotindy and ukip returning home
wait, is Corbyn a genuine communist?
>>75838263
>Abbot
>Home Secretary
If you're going to pretend to comment on British politics at least keep up with it you thick yank
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahahahahahahahah
i'd get into bed with all leftie SJW degenerates just to see may out of power
really hate over-excited sensationalist underage 4chan posters
almost cant bear them
>>75838327
to a fishfinger
Glasses man getting fucking wrecked.
HERE WE
>>75838342
socialist
>be establishment
>know about the muslim problem
>"lads, i really wanna spice things up, things are getting rather boring"
>"i know, let's install a female MP so the islamic radicals go on a shit ton of terrorist attacks, itll be fun"
you know this discussion happened
This fucking four-eyed weasel.
>>75838342
unironically yes
>>75838342
yes
>the city of SNP
the swing has swung
but how far has the swinging swung swanged?
>>75838342
he's a crypto-communist
>>75838342
No you dumb Yank, now fuck off
>>75838342
quite literally yes
>>75838363
no he isn't
>>75838342
no...
Literally fucking crying...
>>75838299
>recount the votes
>the tories somehow win both seats
election fraud in front of our own eyes
>>75838342
no, sadly
>>75838342
his shadow chancellor is an unironic stalinist
>>75838099
translation: rorke neets lose
All these MPs talking about knives in peoples back so soon after literal knife terror attacks - seems like a bad choice of words desu
>>75838342
hes a marxist personally i believe
but he knows that the UK isnt ready for it so he runs on a socialist (not communist) platform
>>75838342
his second in command once said "On the balance, Mao did more good than bad"
>>75838263
Americans really ruin their image on this board. Retards stop.
>>75838263
>>75838262
>>75838238
>>75838280
Thanks, friends. I was busy for about two hours. Last I checked was early when the tories overperfomed in the first called areas.
>>75838342
He's not one of those that denies it when pressed, he lives for this
>>75838377
shh i'm trying to trick the yanks
am a rorke but i'm more sad about the LibDem losses than the Tory ones for some reason
feels like just kicking a man while he's down
i voted lib dem, was it wasted??
fatman is a slimy bastard
>looks at results so far
hmmmMMMMmmmm now this REALLY made me do a SIZEABLE think hmmmMMmmmmm yesssss
ive been memeing this cunt for a year and the madman is gonna take the election
no pacts
no deals
no coalition
>>75838377
wrong
>>75838384
what does that nigger know? he was a shite leader
>Labour's Jared O'Hara, 25, set to beat Nick Clegg in Sheffield Hallam. Just been sent to Tesco to buy a suit because he didn't have one
https://twitter.com/paharvey99/status/872976656520163328
>>75838384
FOY
your president posts pepes at 4am on twitter
>>75838408
it was all you
well done leaf
CBE incoming
>>75838342
comrade corbyn
>all the seething rorke JFs
sweeties, labour isnt going to win, theyre just may kill the tory majority
excellent
how's leftypol reacting lads?
shan't be going on 8ch myself
>>75838413
>n-word
alri edgelord
How is the election looking?
LABOUR DOMINATION
>>75838342
Socialist and his Chancellor is a Maoist maybe or at least admired Mao at one point. His manifesto was quite moderate though. Not exactly class warfare
>>75838420
based
so you know, conservatives are going to win a small majority
so you can shut up and go to bed you asinine cretins
>>75838409
no pakis
no niggers
no white genocide
>Scotland is blue and England is red
Dark timeline. Explain yourselves Englishmen.
post corbyn memes
i know im going off topic but is anyone here knowledgeable on bicycles
>nigger
>>75838405
most votes are
leftypol over the moon. has anyone told the runts that this means the DUP is going to be in govt? abortions gonna be illegal lmao
MP STATUS
FARRON: FUCKED
RUDD: FUCKED
DAVIES: FUCKED
CLEGG: FUCKED
So when's the derby north result in then
>buying a suit at tesco
the absolute S T A T E
>>75838429
we're loving it
Dont care haha ^-^
Pints
>>75838440
no u
jezza me in a tezza
tim farron is the leader britain needs
why can't the british people see this very simple fact?
>>75838304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXveP7juqko
What is the British equivalent of Siberia?
>>75838451
how mad will lefties be if england votes labour and scotland votes tory
OI OIIII look who turned up on tv
>>75838477
highlands of scotland probably
FINISHED.
Tell me it's not happening.
Nigel's accent is so damn manly and cool
>>75838462
FOR THE MANY
NOT THE FEW
Yanks fuck off
>>75838472
He's a comedian not a politician
hate corbyn
hate may
LOVE chaos
Our farage is on
>>75838451
are farage
HE'S HERE
ARE NIGE
>>75838486
it would never happen, most scots hate tories
ARE NIGE
nige
>>75838474
GOOD lad
>>75838486
Scotland needs to be banned from voting, they just can't be trusted.
>>75838271
Rude
>>75838295
thank
M A D L A B O U R L A D S
>>75838463
Are you unironically from leftypol? lmao
>>75838478
hate neo-liberals
hate muslims
love socialism
love britain
simple as
>Leftypol celebrating a Tory+DUP coalition
howling
>>75838512
*Punished Nigel*
ARE NIGE
ARE NIGE
ARE NIGE
DUP are in govt boys. radcens btfo
lefties btfo
moderate cons btfo
FFS Greens, how do you lose to an Independent?
>>75838472
watch him on PMQs
nobody pays any attention to him, he looks like a lost child
>>75838500
His voice doesn't seem out of place when you see him talking but if you're completely ignorant of his face, he sounds like a handsome gentleman
Going to bed. Truly do not care about the election. Two sides of the same disastrous coin.
>>75838512
looks like hes put on a bit of weight
UKIP turns up in a polo shirt
the absolute state of em
>>75838532
howling if you think they'll have enough
howling that you think tories did well
b-blue surge incoming, just you wait
>>75838514
apparently not
no clue how, may is worthless, scotslab is worthless, the greens aren't getting the votes and the lib dems are nonexistant
fucks SAKES HOW IS THIS HAPPENED A FUCKING SIXTEEN PERCENT LOS
>>75838477
A' Ghàidhealtachd
>>75838519
thanks, I hadn't listened to it for YEARS.
>>75838495
Very different odds to Betfair where the real money is
NIGE CONFIRMS HIS RETURN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Hung parliament incoming, right?
I'm fucking pissed.
OI OI
Jane ellison btfo
>>75838532
playing the long game, friend. now corbyn will stay on while the tories are in shambles. full communism in five years time
BATTERSEA CONFIRMED CORBYN
look at the state of the kipper
Good on Chris
Candidate turning up in a t-shirt
>>75838545
Salt o' the earth fuck off billionaire in your tesco suit
I would seriously and unironically smash Theresa May.
what's wrong with me
>>75838580
UKIP innit
>>75838258
Election is getting really really weird
>UKIP haven't won any MPs therefore I wil have to come back to save them
Um you tried to get elected 7 times and failed sweaty x
>t-t-the dup will save us
Rorkes absolutely bricking it
>>75838591
smash the fash innit
*banter stops*
TORIES BTFO IN BATTERSEA
FULL KEK
Brits deserve their future communist shithole. You're now worse than Sweden or Germany.
>>75838678
foreigners please leave.
memelord is coming back from the ded
hory shit he just said corbz is dece
>>75838342
He will be
>>75838704
Leftypol the country. Less backbone than the fucking French.
what a mad man.. he's only gone and done it
>>75838739
Name a problem with radical socialism?
>>75838739
>a leaf taking about the french
foreigners please leave.
>>75838678
shouldn't a leaf like you be hanging from a tree
maybe you should go ahead and fix that problem
>>75838781
>>75838784
>>75838828
>This is what constitutes contemporary Brits
Holy shit. Cut your loses and set off a nuke on your little commie island.
We've lost this, lads.
It's all over. Tories have binned it, May fucked it up. We'll be living under a marxist socialist lunatic for the next 4 years. the damage he will do to this country will be astronomical, and we won't recover from it for generations, if ever.
I'm tired. I'm going to bed. G'night, gents. It's been an honour memeing with you.
gonna be a good laugh with hung parliment and euro cost more than pound
>>75838907
off to the gulag with you tomorrow m8 ;)