What is the greatest thing that your country invented?

>>75835735
Barbara will lose her virginity to you.

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alternating current

>>75835845
I'm not black and I imagine she's already had more pricks in here than a pin cushion.

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Racism

>>75835901
Fuck off Nicolas de Tessela was French.

>>75835963
You're that south african jew right

The world

>>75835901
This plus a tie

>>75835735
Hamburger

HIV (medicine Nobel)

also, pasteurization, from Pasteur, who discovered bacteria.

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literally everything

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>>75836034
Nope

music

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>>75835735
The airplane

Among the top three definitely are:

the printing press/the first rocket to reach space/the Haber process

>>75836028
C'mon at least tell the entire story.
He was a Portuguese immigrant in France that originally went by the name Nicolau Testa.

this website

>>75835735
butthurt

>>75836225
It's not too widely known but before that he was actually a Moorish man named Nico ibn Tesada.

>>75835735
wewuzing

>>75836107
lots of these are highly debated. Like television, or the "worldwide web".

>>75835735
Tacos and Tequila, probably.

>>75836107
>no on-line porn

>>75836399
Sorry bud but his name was Nickie Tessaloni and he was the son of an Italian-American family from Brooklyn.

The car
The airplane
Medicine
Tacos

nuclear bombs

>>75836075
>not jazz
come on man

>>75836822
>The airplane
Umm... that's wrong, sweetie :)

>>75835735
countries don't invent things
individuals do

>>75837122
U-u-u m-mean th-the open act of the Rio Olympics lied to ME!?
but but why!?

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>>75835735
Killing people the fastest

>>75836107
>None of this is true btw

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>>75837122
um, are you even Greek, sweetheart? :v)

>>75837362
Nerd

>>75835735
Color T.V

>>75837362
This.

We stand on the shoulders of giants, so every invention is based on something that's older then the creation of nations.

>>75835735
Shemale porn

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>>75836503
Tim berners lee is the inventor of www

You don't know what you're talking about

>>75837678
Nerd

The submarine :)

>>75837122
orville and wilbur did it 3 years earlier, provably.

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Babs is perfect

>>75835735
memes

>>75836822
>the car
yes
>The airplane
brazilian
>Medicine
u fukn wot m8
>Tacos
el chicano señores

gommunism and world wars

Calculus? Newtonian physics? The computer?

>>75836503
>worldwide web
Tim Berners Lee definitely invented the world wide web. Its not the same thing as the internet, you know.

Zeppelins, those are lit af.

>>75835735
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI

>>75836151
Do something to make him stop posting pls.

zeppelins and radio
>still didn`t win a single nobel even after a lot of great inventions

feelsbad

>>75842490

Fields are better.

Nobel outside Literature and Science are all memes.

Contact lenses
Ship propeller
Lightning rod
Arc lamp
The word Robot

>>75835735
The French kiss.

>>75842659
>implying Literature isn't the memest Nobel

From Sully-Prudhomme (1901) to Bob Dylan (2016), it has always been bad. And they always missed the greatest: Tolstoy, Proust, Joyce...

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>>75835735
The cheese slicer/cheese plane

>>75835735
The internet

Multiculturalism

Protestantism

Chinese food

Coconut Oil
and
Moon Rover

Concentration camps

>>75835735
The bidet.
Not so fast, France. You forgot about it, now it's ours.

>>75836187
China has had the Printing Press for over two thousand years

>>75837362
True, but anons only invented shitposting.
We need something to talk about.

>>75835735
nothing

>>75837362
fucking faggot

>>75845643
Not quite. China had woodblock printing, which was done entirely by hand. They did not have moveable type (because that would have been largely impractical), nor presses (did not possess the technology).

Haber process for ammonia productio

>>75845809
Everything

>>75841224
HA

3 phase AC motor.

>>75837362
Countries set up institutions that let individuals invent things.
The education system, the universities, the industries, laboratories etc...
Without all this, individuals would play with their shit into mud.

Inventors are not genious angels fell down right from the sky, they are products of societies and nations.

>>75837362
would expect this from a leaf

>>75836107
>Television
>Light bulb
Sorry this is Russian

>>75840198
>Sports Illustrated
Photoshop?

>>75843818
You also invented P0rn.

>>75835735
1917 revolution if you can consider it an invention

>>75848196
Oh shit, redacted. It should be Denmark.

The Twinkie

wifi

keloid

>>75848253
tried one once. though it was rank.

Me

Modern mobile phones and text messages.

Also memes and angry birds.

>>75837516
Unfortunately that award goes to the muslims, apparently Nuclear bombs couldn't kill as many people as Islam.

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>>75840198

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>>75851635

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>>75851703

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>>75851711
why's she so perfect

Everything

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>>75851727

She feeds on BBC.

>>75851727
>>75851711
>>75851703
>>75851651
>>75851635
>>75851622
>>75851608
fuck off paki

>>75848284
Was just about to come into the thread to post this. Good post.

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Norwegian taco

>>75851851
no u

>>75843475
>"kissing was never a thing before we invented it!"

The nuclear bomb has to be our "greatest".

>>75851793
>bbc
>b

Come on, Hamilton is barely black. Dude almost looks Arab.

>>75835735
cuck culture

>>75836075
Thats German.

>>75852391

His father is African, not sure what you mean by "barely black", he is quite literally 50% black.

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>>75853054
No it isn't, it's from Connecticut. Some retard in White Castle's marketing department just made up the story that it was from Germany and people believed it. Although the guy who invented it was the son of German immigrants from Hamburg, hence the name.

>tfw burger historian

>>75835845
She's 23. I'm sure that cherry's been popped a good 7-8 years by now.

Linux.

>>75835735
Rakijaaaaa

wine

>>75836225
>>75836028
>>75835901
>Nikolaus von Tessel
>anything but german
oh please

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>>75836174
u wot m8

>>75851793
perfect

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>>75853732
What about this man?
I am thankful to Georgia for him. He leaded the brightest period of our history. Yes we lost a lot of people during that time but we also achieved the status of a superpower (even though before Stalin came to power this country was almost destroyed by civil war). We also basically saved the world from nazis.
Stalin is the undoubtedly greatest person in our history.

>>75835735
Europe

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>>75835735

Finland

Pencillin. You're welcome that you're not all dying from scratches

>>75854769

Stalin being the ultimate hero of the 20th century is a redpill few are ready to swallow.

>>75855024
*for multiresistant germs

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>>75855024
im allergic to penicillin you posh twat

>>75843939
Kek

Number system, Chess, found lunar water etc

>>75835735
freedom

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>>75856803
Not just any kind of freedom but the best kind of freedom.

>>75836028
>>75836225
>>75836399
>>75836671
>>75853808
>nicola tesla
>not italian
stop culturally appropriating our inventors please. same with Alberto Einstanio.

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>>75856803

>>75835901
>Nikolaas Tesselmans
>croatian
Please, he was Dutch

>>75835735
The industrial genocide

Technically, Nikolas Tesla was born in Austria-Hungary

>>75853239
I thought the name comes from ham

>>75855174
This. Absolutely this.