/cum/

Portuguese is the most disgusting language on earth.

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>US needs to beat T&T to stay alive in WC qualifying

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>tfw

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lol

These bitches they fuck and suck dick and they bustin for instagram.

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hmm, the United Kingdom is having a parliamentary election today

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>>75835560
Hmmm, UK is stupid

>>75835516
Is that Maggy

Still have no idea which UK candidate is the good guy.

>>75835631
it's nigel farage

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>>75835641
This one

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>Still have no idea which UK candidate is the goo-

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>>75835560
>>75835630
*farts*

>>75835641
Corbyn, by far.
Libdems are milquetoast, and torries are fascist

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>>75835452
Gibraltar when?

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Theresa could crack Corbyn's head like an egg.

>>75835780
typical fascist

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>tfw getting worse and worse at vidya

>>75835493
uh, no, spanish is

>>75835770
Wtf It is not /brit/ sry yankees

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Invest opportunity, don't miss out on lamboland

>>75835499
this is not true

>>75835827
Adios¡

>>75835795
Librerals are the real fascists tho

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>>75835529
>he knows too much

>>75835860

we're not winning at the azteca, so it pretty much is

>>75835816
uh, no, kys

I've worn women's underwear to school

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hey anon
start investing in osmium mining stocks before you miss this golden opportunity
you didn't hear this tip from me

>>75835915
I've worn your mom's pussy around my dick

Lads, i think canadian assassins are outside my home

Wat do?

>>75835997
kys

>>75835997

rev up your leafblower

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>>75835997
Strip.

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discuss

>>75836039
Stop touching my butt
Varg_serious_face.jpg

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Craving some kind of lemon cake my dudes

>>75836090

tl;dr

>>75836090
shit tier

tfw no gf

>>75836103
Give me that cake NOW

>>75836090
I'm an aristocrat according to this chart

I'm trying to be less hateful. It's tough because as much as I can stop myself from hating others, I'll never be able to do the same to myself.

>>75836230
whatever

>>75836280
Hey

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makes you think

it's normalfag not normie

>>75836323
sup

>>75836359
ben garrison is a nazi

>>75836432
Good for him.

>>75836432
whats wrong with nazis?

spaghetti

>>75836490
lol so random xD

kys

>>75836508
cataloging my dinner dum dum
been doing so

this general is dead

>>75836537
kys autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiNC1oq3vIw

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>>75836475
they're white

>>75836598
>nu-spongebob
kys

>Telling women to wear less revealing clothes is body shaming and therefore sexist
>Telling women to wear more revealing clothes is objectification and therefore sexist
Ah yes, the American left

>>75836090
>film
i don't watch films

>tv
shut-in

>literature
shut-in/aristocrat/neckbeard/nu-liberal (murakami)

>music
uncategorized

>video games
i like western rpgs, grand strategies, and japanese rhythm games

>hobbies
shut-in/uncategorized

>religion
shut-in

>philosophy
neckbeard/shut-in

>politics
uncategorized


hmm yes, i feel reaffirmed as a superior being now

>>75836764

dont talk to women is the solution

is not like your life will change much

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Clack my ass is an awful poster
>b-but being an awful poster means I'm a good poster!
Fucking runt

>>75836764
don't tell women what to wear

im a good poster because i make good posts

one of my biggest fears is hearing my ex is pregnant

would kill her and the offspring desu

>>75836790
My posts are experimental.

I don't expect the average brainlet /cum/ poster to comprehend my profound posts.

*sharts*

my posts are abstract art

>>75836854
Why would you fuck her without a condom

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>My posts are experimental.

>I don't expect the average brainlet /cum/ poster to comprehend my profound posts.

Robo-communism is the future.

My posts are heartfelt and sincere

>>75836888
not by me doofus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upbl4RRYtmI

>the absolute state of the United States

I want to have a child desu

>>75836901
Why do you care then

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>>My posts are experimental.
>>I don't expect the average brainlet /cum/ poster to comprehend my profound posts.

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>>75836897
Wow that's a rare talent, in between all the 2deep4u le random memes and pseudo faggotry it's nice to see someone who can make a decent post

im in my underwear sitting on a towel and i still feel sweaty

this is unacceptable

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/dead/

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im the best poster by a mile and you all know it

That's where you're wrong

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y*nks are stupid

>>75837001
not really, you don't even post asian babes

>>75837029
wtf i hate america now

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>im the best poster by a mile and you all kno-

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>>75836090
>aristocrat
>richard rorty

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I'm going to leave /cum/ for a while now

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Do super tall people have bigger dicks?

>>75837086
I'll miss you

>>75837086
okay

>>75837094
no
t. 6'1

>>75837086
adios amigo

>>75837134
disappointing

>>75837134
>super tall people

>>75837094
I'm 4'3 with a 7" cock

>>75837180
I know, I have your information in my list.

>>75837173
t. manlet

I'm confused, is Comey a good guy or a bad guy?

>>75837228
He's taller than you.

>>75837234
Depends on what your political beliefs are
Everything is relative

>>75837094
i am above average height with a below average cock

https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA

>>75837065
Wouldclackyourass/10

>>75837253
my political belief is that america is the greatest country in the world

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>>75837260

>>75837247
Prove it.

>>75837234
Bad tbqh

>>75837280
Then you'll probably think he's a bad guy
Really what it boils down to is whether you like Trump or not

>>75837280
>my political belief is being flat wrong all the time

I respect it.

>>75837094
I'm 1" tall with a 7' cock

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>>my political belief is being flat wrong all the time

>>75837346
Go away

im proud to be willfully ignorant

>>75837380
Make me

>>75837346
of course it's wrong, cause america is the greatest country in the universe

/cum/rade is an unremarkable poster.

need me a slutty blonde russian gf

Every country in the world is shit

America just happens to be the least shit.

America would be better if all the federal government did was build roads and bomb Ayyrabs

i like america but i think the new world should stay out world and vice versa

>>75837446
Come to Hollywood/North Hollywood

>>75837461
Digging deeper with the bad opinions.

>>75837461

i wish i had a fedora pic

America is alright.

Every country in the world is great

America just happens to be the least great

mejico

>>75837497
Save the fedora for
>>75837496

>>75837442
Not having a gimmick is my gimmick

>>75837495
>The breakdown was Latinos, 57.7%; whites, 27%;

No thanks.

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I love Los Angeles

i masturbated like 15 times this week

idk whats wrong with me

I don't masturbate anymore

>>75837580
amateur

>>75837580
just stop

I just want a foreign (preferably white) gf of any kind. I'd even take British or French.

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why do brits dislike corbyn so much

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Why is Theresa losing? ;__;

>>75837706
The real question is why /brit/ likes Corbyn

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>>75837570

first brexit and now corbyn

is this the end of uk

>>75837716
Because she's trying to feed the surveillance state

Quetzalcoatl

What mechanical keyboard do you have?

/brit/ is unbearable.

Feeling tired buds

>>75837913
A clickety clack one

>>75837913
I dont have a keyboard. I copy and paste letters and characters with my mouse from the msn page I opened up years ago.

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>>75837938
What's wrong anon?

>>75837809

it would have prevented the terrorist attack

>>75838006
It doesn't matter

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>>75837992
I fell asleep at 1 AM and woke up at 6 AM

>>75838024
preventing terrorism doesnt matter? are you trudeau?

>>75837938
Hey Portland

You should probably take a nap

make Christianity the state religion and force muslims to convert

>>75838072
I'm a fan of this proposition.

>>75838062
There are other ways to prevent terrorism. Mass deportation for one

>let's give the government even more power over our lives
>what could go wrong
Good luck with your Orwellian shithole

>>75838118
The best way to prevent terrorism is to let more people in who belong to the group responsible for all the terrorism.

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>>75838031
Have this image for your troubles

>>75838072
ban muslims all together

>>75838118
how is it Orwellian to let intelligence do their jobs?

>>75837938
Do you take naps during the day? How long are they?

>>75838155
Thank you
>>75838186
I don't take naps at all.

>>75838195
Well, have a good rest.
or you can stay here and sleepily spill your deepest secrets

>>75838237
Bucks, were you posting in /cum/ yesterday? I honestly can't remember if I posted yesterday.

>>75838237
bucks add me to steam

>>75838272
I was, earlier in the day. The quality of my posts that day were quite poor, so I just shut the laptop early in the afternoon.

Do you have poor memory? I honestly worry mine is getting worse. I hate to sound like some christer but masturbating a bit may throw off my memory a bit

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tfw haven't even opened a game in steam for over two weeks now
>>75838335
I usually have a good memory but all of yesterday is a blur for me

>>75838317
I do not have my desktop set up.

post ur steam and I will bookmark it, then spend a week carefully combing my steam to eliminate personal details because you guys scare me, then I will add you

any thoughts, /cum/?

i'm starting to think the wall won't be built, so depressing

>>75838378
im gornty

>>75838378
I like jacking off to cute girls (legal age of course)

>>75838378
>any thoughts
More than you can imagine

Almost had to defend a white woman from hordes of black teens in all desu

>>75835452
Things have only gotten worse since that video.

>>75838414
honestly if you want to stop mexicans, don't waste your money on a wall the cartels will pay some slum kids pennies on the dollar to tunnel under.

1) Step up deportations
2) Close job opportunities in the US
3) Support the Mexican economy to create jobs there. Under Obama the net flow of Mexicans shifted to more mexicans leaving the US than coming in because of jobs.

>>75838414
At least we deported a few thousand of them, right?

>>75838370
/id/skrjabin/
i stole the achievement showcase idea from ohio/florida when he posted his account a while back (sorry bud, if you're reading this)

>>75838354
you can add me too if you want

Just scrolled through several old /cum/ threads to confirm or deny if I posted yesterday and I didn't

>>75838491
>Support the Mexican economy to create jobs

Fuck that, create jobs here. I need a fucking job

>tfw never get replies on jewbook because no one likes me

if islam didn't have so many dietary restrictions it wouldn't be that bad

>>75838506
bookmarked you diomed
don't yall mf have irl steam friends?
>>75838547
You can do both. Support economies in Mexico, and support jobs in the US for Americans. Not mutually exclusive

>>75838563
>using Facebook
Get with the times, grandpa. Everyone uses Snapchat and Instagram now.

>>75838172
It's Orwellian to give the intelligence services unfettered access to your citizens' personal data

If Islam wasn't founded by a sadistic and sociopathic pedophile, it wouldn't be that bad.

honestly 2010's decade is the worst decade for USA since the great depression. everything is going to shit.

islam is a shitty overly simplistic religion aimed at violent illiterate desert nomads

>>75838629
wasn't jesus a le weed man socialist?

>>75838566
>0 fun holidays
>No birthdays
>All of Western culture is practically Haram
>Literally bases life around submissives to god

Hmmm

>>75838579
>don't yall mf have irl steam friends?
yeah, i have some high school buddies added on steam

>>75838660
If you're an American that's never read the Bible.

>>75838547
Mexico is our 2nd largest trading partner or something like that. Economic growth there supports economic growth here

economics isn't zero sum

Secular religions are a benefit to society

>>75838681
Never have. Just heard he was from the memes
>>75838679
w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what if your 4chan steam friends d-d-d--d-d-d--dox you aren't you scared

>>75838660
Jesus was a libertarian

Ugh feel fucking ill lads. Hold me please. Is it ok if I claim refuge in the US?

>>75838755
Nice try, ahmed

>>75838712
they're fucking us over with nafta and your response is to give them more jobs? it's liberals like you that drive people to Trump's camp

>>75838755
Sure, bud

>>75838717
Angry, crusading ones are more beneficial.

>>75838755
No, you'll just vote to make us more like Yurop

>>75836432
As long as he only wants to purge Hispanics, Muslims and ghetto blacks, he's our dark Knight.

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>>75838721
>w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what if your 4chan steam friends d-d-d--d-d-d--dox you aren't you scared
not really

>>75838755
move to Scotland before it's too late bud

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*searches "kesha" on YouTube after the trending vid*
>something about Seinfeld, 1 day ago
>some songs she was in, 6 or 7 years ago

>>75838783
>implying I'm a liberal
You're a retard

>>75838755
how do we know you're not a pinko??

>ick keeps appearing on my fish
>disease continues to burst out of his face
>now he's doing these crazy spins and turns
>wouldn't be surprised it is reached his brain
fuck this last of us shit
>>75838735
you would say that ancap basque man

>>75838755
LMAOOOOO MAYBE THE CONSERVATIVES SHOULD HAVE PICKED SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY APPEAR AT DEBATES LOOOL


>>75838813
okay. i am desu

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back from volunteering you guys

Just come to Oregon, Brit anon. You can crash on my couch.
>>75838712
Not if economic growth in Mexico happens by shifting production jobs to their side of the Rio Grande.

go back ryan

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>>75836901
Are you sterile? If so thank God. I hope some fat, redneck, Budweiser swilling gringo is giving her the BAC.

>>75838667
>>0 fun holidays
Ramadan sounds nice
>>No birthdays
good
>>All of Western culture is practically Haram
if you consider sodomy and alcoholism all of Western culture then yes, but I believe there is much more to the West that is completely compatible with Islam
>>Literally bases life around submissives to god
literally every Abrahamic religion requires you to submit to God, even in Christianity you must follow Jesus and "submit" to his teachings, but unlike Christianity, Islam has a much more positive outlook on man and the world itself

In Islam man is inherently good, unlike in Christianity where man is burdened from birth with original sin and lives in a fallen world of temptation and vice, Islam is not so foolish as to believe that Allah would create something that is bad. Man is good for he is fashioned by Allah as is this world.

>>75838851
>>ick keeps appearing on my fish
should have bought the medicine as soon as you see a spot

>>75838851
What kind of tank is it?
I had freshwater fish for years and never had a problem, even when there was a turtle. Just a filter and occasionally cleaning it when it got bad.

>>75838851
>you would say that ancap basque man
Jesus never said that we should force people to support the poor. He was entirely about choosing to do the right thing of your own free will

It all feels so distant
So realistic, but in the past
Like i lived a life, a chapter, a story
With other characters
But they only exist in my mind
But it feels so realistic
I feel so far away from them
The bond i have with them is a world's difference compared to the artificial one i have with people in my life.

Anyone ever feel like this before?

>>75837001
Stop posting that or Brazilians will use her for sopa de macaco.

>>75838894
to where?

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>>75838851

>>75838893
>Not if economic growth in Mexico happens by shifting production jobs to their side of the Rio Grande.
I never said that we should do that

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What is your guys ideal populations of the US and Canada (in millions)? Not edgy shit, just what you think is your ideal population number
>>75838905
I've treated him multiple times. Now the concentration of the treatment is much higher than normal in the tank (possibly unsafe levels), and the shit still keeps coming back.
Maybe it's just this one fish in particular. The others seem unaffected. This particular fish has part of his inner lungs physically sticking out his gills too, so idk

really the only religion that should exist in North America is Methodism

>>75838963
Where did I say you said that? Stop reading between nonexistant lines. Economic growth in Mexico does not automatically mean economic growth in America. It's completely dependent on how the growth of the Mexican economy is achieved.

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*doesn't go back*

>>75838966
>just what you think is your ideal population number
Our non-Hispanic white and Asian population. I think it's something like 230 million

>>75838966
canada 75 mil
usa 200 mil

>>75838966
wanna suck on those khazar milkers so bad

>>75838966
Canada 20-25 Million
USA 200-250 Million

>>75838920
Large freshwater tank, before that a saltwater tank (which was a killzone for fish sadly).
>>75838928
I know nothing about jesus desu
Just that he was black.

>>75838950
o-oyster will find you one day
he will find us all

>>75837029
OMG fuck amerisharts, I'm so embarrassed at our stupidity. I wish we were smart like our European cousins.

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>>75838996
I'll fucking cut you

Fight me niBBa

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why is MSM all shilling for chinks this week all of a sudden? they're portraying them like the saviors of the universe

>>75837086
Godspeed. I'm jealous.

>>75839020
b-back off baka
central azns for central azns

>>75839035
*generic insult response calling you Cletus*

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thoghts on this man?

>>75839074
jewish women are for every man

>>75839081
Cucked by a gold digging whore

>>75839064
Makes Americans mad, media does that a lot. Like when they said Germany is now the leader of the free world because of Trump despite Germany being a castrated regional economic power. Pushing the whole "America has lost it's leadership role" narrative.

>>75839081
overrated hack whom keeps coming up with ever crazier schemes in a desperate attempt to stay relevant

I think it's mostly proportional. 6'2" with a fat 8" but I think maybe I'm only slightly bigger but I'd imagine most my height are at least 7", maybe a but thin.

Lost my lighter. Sad!
>>75839081
Cool guy but overrated.

Honestly, America should have a way smaller population and only live in a few areas.

>>75839028
i'm still trying to find myself

René Guénon was a smart man

>>75839113
what

>>75839113
what

real talk i knew about elon before he was cool. he did an interview in an alumni magazine.

Actually kinda enjoyed life today for once

>>75839109
why do we have such a defeatest attitude :(

I give up

>>75839156
Doesn't his companies treat their engineers poorly? Not that it's unusual. Steve Jobs was a massively unpleasant person to his employees

Real talk, unionized workers deserve to lose their jobs

>>75839210
Poorly is a massive understatement.

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>>75839228
I'm gonna be a unionized government employee as of Monday

>>75838579
>You can do both. Support economies in Mexico, and support jobs in the US for Americans.
That depends on the type of job he wants/is qualified for. They may literally be terkin his jebb.

>>75839183
You don't bud... that's the point, the media knows saying "Murica isn't number 1 in X anymore!!" gets people's attention and makes them mad so they say it. Saying the chinks care about the environment or are the global leader in climate change is a joke.

>>75839228
t. pinkerton

>>75839228
Just destroy the unions and force them to work.

>>75838584
>Snapchat
What is this the black and white ages.

>>75838755
>Labor voter
Even our Democrats would reject your filthy.

>>75839276
>or are the global leader in climate change is a joke.
It's only because they finally have enough money to build dams

>>75839276
>>75839183
>>75839109
>>75839064
cease being ray ray

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>be bong
>have weekly terror attacks
>election time
>greatly increase your vote share for a pseudo-commie who loves refugees and islamists
Pottery

>>75839323
Both American political parties are globalist.

>>75839276
china emit almost double the amount of co2 yet our media thinks we should be the one decreasing co2 emissions, god i hate our media

>>75839373
>implying trump is a globalist

>>75839407
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/28/trump-im-a-nationalist-and-a-globalist/

You're right he's just a fucking kike.

When's the last time you smoked the devil's lettuce, /cum/?

>>75839438
Yesterday

>>75839438
weed is degenerate

>>75839438
I eat romaine lettuce, because I believe there must be some small semblance of nutrients in it despite everyone telling me it is mostly water

>>75839457
So is alcohol

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>some man in Brunei won't stop viewing my profile on Interpals
This is not what /cp/ promised...

>>75839483
wrong

>>75839210
i hear it's worse at spacex than tesla

>>75839478
It's got a lot of vitamin A
>>75839498
In what way?

srs question: should I list my manlet height upfront on OKC, if I were to ever make a profile?

>>75839521
Whatever your real height is add 1-2 inches

>>75839530
this, women don't know the difference

>>75839530
>adding 2 inches

would be embarrassing if you ever met a woman that wasn't retarded

>>75839518
humans learned to ferment grain like 10000 years ago. Therefore alcohol is part of our diet and not a drug.

>>75839438
the day michael jackson died

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say a cute blond girl in jean short shorts with THICC thighs and a thigh tattoo today. that was fun.

>>75839530
It doesn't matter man. I am THAT short.

>>75839438
Sunday

>>75839559
Alcohol had a practical purpose in those days. Now the only reason people drink is to make themselves feel better about their shitty lives.

>>75839606
That is also a practical purpose

Woot woot their opening another coal mine going to find myself a job

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>>75835452
britan 51st when?

>>75839557
>implying women can estimate lengths
I've had a woman tell me the average length of a dick is 7 inches

>>75835555
>le rage comic XD
hang yourself with barb wire

>>75839658
They know if your dick is smaller or bigger than the last on in their mouth, bud

notI.com

>>75839572
>>75839521
Seriously though, does anyone have advice on this? I think I will, but I'm trying to think of a catchphrase to go with it so I don't sound unconfident about it

i didn't know people had such small penises lol

lol wtf are you guys doing?

my penis is under five inches

I have a below average penis, it's only 6.75 inches

Mine is over 6 inches but I think it looks small because my only point of comparison is porn.

My parents didn't give me enough HGH growing up. We also ate a lot of food out of plastic containers

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>>75839773
>>75839773
>>75839773

>>75835452
Things are getting good for everyone that is good.

nig

Mine has substantial girth.

Every lady thats seen it says it is big.