/brit/

DUP
U
P

really liking this 3D presentation
looks very good

why cant dimbleby count to 5 anymore
is he senile

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Anime

yeah, you let your uneducated people vote you out of the EU, but now the educated millenial generation will save you :)

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anime

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ARMED POLICE AT CORBYN'S HOUSE

Will dimbleby last the night

>>75834554
local candidate you retard, did you even read the post

Think Dimbledore has Alzheimers

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anime

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sue

>>75834748
Educated people know fuck all.

just don't think corbyn's a great meme
If miliband had won i'd be HOWLING for a month straight, but with corbyn im just a bit annoyed

Jeremy Vine and his shit graphics can FUCK OFF

anime?

>>75834752
are those mutton chops on shorty there aha

>>75834744
I remember us discussing this years ago lad

let me show you this graph

>this spacker prancing around his 2007 LIDL-brand CGI while breathelessly rambling

gotta love his enthusiasm

>>75834752
how did corbyn get doxed

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What did she mean by this?

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can't fucking decide for the life of me

cannae wait for the inevitable corbyn win

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Labour have only won safe seats so far . MUMMY MAY will bring the pain MARK MY WORDS COMMIES

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the gf

>>75834765
How many GCSEs did you get lad?

No need to feel insecure.

A democracy is only as good as its people. This is why I fear for the UK.

>>75834771
Her tits look quite 80's

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>>75834788
>2007 LIDL-brand CGI

genuinely detest the scottish
not racist just dont like them

>>75834789
You have to put your address on the ballot papers

>>75834750
hate anime but like this anime :-)

fantasising about dying at work

>>75834752

They've probably been there everday for a while desu. I think Blair still has an armed security team

>>75834808
I'd kick your nut in mate

>>75834791
LO
LI
TA

>>75834794
Had no idea JA2 was so spot on

>>75834812
beechen cliff

>>75834794
Get the 1911

>>75834794
Get one from Walmart on sale

anyone else think emily thornberry is a milf

>>75834705
>TIL Theresa may is type 1 diabetic
That's why the wheat field was so naughty. The carbs could have killed her the absolute madman!

Reeeeepostq

>>75834769
miss ed desu

>>75834794
WTF why are guns so expensive

>>75834795
This is Theresa May's Cannae

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>14
what's in the water in yankland that's producing these succ

>>75834808
Same lad.

Hate Emily Thornbury, but she has a sexy smooth voice.

>>75834794
The Browning

5-1 to labour already

>>75834791
her father's a nonce

>>75834824
'nce

>>75834837
>pedo irishman
not surprised desu

>>75834798
but they're doing well in the South

>>75834801
Do you seriously think Corbyn is going to be a worthy prime minister?

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anime

My current prediction

Tories get 320 seats, May resigns

>>75834809
so people know where to go to stab you? did they learn nothing from jo cox

>>75834837
PHWOAR

election results will be exactly the same as 2015

>>75834837
growth hormone

>>75834833
She cannae what

rolling an army of fags

early days yet boys

>>75834808
*nuts you one*

>>75834866
Yes.

>>75834769
Socially awkward candidates like Red Ed get less support no matter how good their policies are.

>>75834794
>being a YANK
>not buying the 1911

RASHEED

Wow, so the elections went by without a single terror attack?
not gonna lie, pretty disappointed

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Imagine winning a majority, having a 20 point opinion poll lead, call another election, "winning" the election and still losing

>>75834837
HOW?

It cannot be wrong to masturbate over this chick. It cannot.

this woman on the BBC is smug as shit
want her to stomp on my bollocks

>>75834886
come down here and say that to my face, f*cker

>>75834826
Good fucking lad

>>75834901
SHEED

>>75834866
More so than Mongy May

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corbynistas preparing the rope

hate tories
hate may
hate /pol/
LOVE corbyn
love cute lads

>>75834858
If the bitch isn't covered up I'm not going to avert my eyes

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alright which one of you is it?

>>75834903
nonce twat

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>Labour might win Kensington & Chelsea

>>75834908
*kneels down to crotch height*
like this haha looks a bit gay from here lad

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why do we look so funny

cant stop laughing at how weird some englishmen look

>>75834920
That's a lass(?) you want at your side in a bar brawl

LABOUR LIB DEM SNP GREEN BREXIT COALITION

SCREENSHOT THIS

eliza thornberry is a vile cunt

if I wake up tomorrow to Corbyn's smiling face I will eat my own shit

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>>75834920

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Can't decide wether Laura Kuenssberg is QT or not

>>75834934
hmmm, ah yes

>>75834927
thoughts on nige?
love nige and corbs personally

>>75834890
Then you are naive and stupid.

>>75834960
She is

>>75834912
same for you?

left not long after the new posh twat headmaster took over. apparently it's a boarding school now

>>75834794
Quite surprised at how cheap these are, I never really considered how much a gun would cost but I thought it'd be quite a bit more than that.

>>75834960
Tory Witch

jezza be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWykZTTVACM

emily thornberry looks like she's about to go to sleep lol

>>75834943
there's one of these from a yank game where there's some cunt in a balaclava and cycling helmet
just as insane and hilarious

>>75834934
kek

>>75834943
They look like ruddy faced vikings

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Are we turning to chaos?

>>75834936
isnt that the heathrow people?

>>75834827
>>75834828
i kinda want a desert eagle just for laffs

fuck i like labour but Thornberry is SO SMUG its unbearable

>>75834936
i live there
they wont

>>75834960
Why not just get a nose job?

>>75834960
was thinking this earlier desu

>>75834902
Has to be the most embarrassing loss for the in charge party we've ever had in this country.

Wonder if she'll kill herself.

>>75834960
Big fan of that wart under her brow

>>75834960
yes to the thumbnail, no to the pic

GET THORNBERRY OFF THE SCREEN

>So not a coalition of chaos, just chaos

SAVAGE

>>75834934
creasing

https://youtu.be/IDhJcg4_jNE?t=17
re: the virtual downing street

>>75834960
Ugly mouth

thornberry drowsiness feel like i'm sat in an opium den

CRIPPLE WALKING BEHIND KEN CLARKE

BROKEN BRITAIN BROKEN BODY

>>75834981
sounds a bit posh for Labour

>>75834993
Fired one of them in Hungary, bloody powerful kick to it.

just trumped

Emily's getting feisty.

great banter

I want thornberry to talk me to sleep whilst fondling my willy

>Rustbelt

FOY

>>75834992
No, it's posh toffs and saudis

reminder that the country goes into economic downturn literally EVERY time Labour is in charge

>>75834991
No m8, talk to me when the army ruled by the queen overthrows parliament.

>>75835028
Her voice makes my winky stand up though.

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Emily is thicc

>channel flicking
>itv and c4 are 5 minutes slow to announce results

Me just monging out behind Ken clarke

What the fuck was wrong with the guy that was walking behind Clarke just as the camera turned to him.

Did Thornberry just rule out any coalition?

which one are you lads watching? BBC? ITV?

You fucked up britbongs. You chose a communist because you wanted to watch animeporn online. Gl hf

hahaha i told you faggots

labour is gonna win :¨)

>>75835080
BBC

>>75834878
Labor will be up more seats because of England. Conservatives will gain some in Scotland to make up for it

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>>75835068
Fuck you I want to embrace chaos

>>75835086
>You chose a communist
I wish

>>75835086
>>75835088
Stop chatting shit Ahmed, Con are going to win.

>>75835080

BBC or nothing desu. Dimbleby is the best of them

>>75834976
What? She's one of the biggest lefties at the BBC

>>75835080
BBC, just for Dave really

>>75835077
I don't think even she knows what she's saying

>>75835003
Fucking African tory scum

>>75835073
>the city of itv

why, yes, I am American.

>>75835086
the country still voted Conservative though

>>75835113
No one asked for your life story sweety x

>>75835060
Obviously. People vote left when the economy is doing well.

>>75834965
he's a shit
but very entertaining

>>75835077
Nah, she didn't want to say they'd pursue one if they could because Dimbleby would just tell her that the Lib Dems don't want one and saying she'd want one with the SNP would make them look bad

>>75835003
what am i looking at here

>>75835080
BBC or go to bed

>>75835113
STATE

>>75834974
Yeah. They were building the boarding bit just as I left. At the time, word was they were going to import Chinese kids to live in it.

Then there was a storm that blew the roof off the day before their insurance policy kicked in.

"friend" is still ignoring me lads
been about a week now. might have to throw it in the bin

>>75835113
>eating cold uncle bens rice
how are you so bad at food that you can't even use a rice cooker

>>75835141
It's a map of the world

why didnt you vote ukip?

first past the post is a fucking insult to me as the electorate. My vote makes no fucking difference living in a Conservative stronghold, and if we didn't use this shitty system we wouldn't have hung parliaments.

>>75835113
I'll come sit with you
want me to bring a thermos of tea
also post location so I can track you sweetie xx

>>75835086
He's probably to the right of Lofven.

The mild social democracy espoused by Corbyn massively triggers everyone from the centrists to conservatives.

>>75835113
Sounds comfy

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I WANT TO MARRY MISHAL

wish i had someone to fugg while we are waiting for the results

How good are exit polls these days? They predicted the 2015 Tory majority yeah?

>>75835109
>coonsberg
>lefty

You utter fucking melt.

i need to cum inside of a pussy

>>75835060
>1997

>>75835155
>rice cooker
runt

Based Ken Clarke shitting on the empty tory rhetoric
>>75835158

not a racist

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>>75835158
I did sweetie

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work tomorrow

>>75835080
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454

>>75835086
It's not something to downplay given the stuff you can get done for here, just ask the guy who's awaiting trial for teaching his pug to sieg heil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvtIY_6eEYY

>>75835060
>>75835133
Fantasists.
>Doing well
>Economic growth has dropped to the slowest in the developed world
Stop voting, you're not mentally equipped.

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>>75835113
>not owning at least one tv

>>75835181
the BBC one has been quite accurate. Last time it was the only one to get a realistic prediction.

>>75835077
Lib Dem president on Channel 4 categorically ruled out a coalition with either Labour or Tory scum

>>75835166
Lol. He litteraly called himself a marxist.

>>75835181
they had the tories on 316 in 2015, got 331 eventually

imo tories will get about 320

>>75835141
EU3 campaign

>>75835205
reported

>>75835205
superb post

>>75835171
what race is she?

need more blacks and pakis with a hint of white in them

>>75834794
Sig p226. Swiss as fuck

>>75835205
>tfw know who took this pic

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>>75834991
independent of the election, yes

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>>75835163
>text in an image

>>75835184
It's like you've never heard her speak

>>75834794
get the double trouble scottiopalicious with the magnet rotator and the 18 cm scrumpyzone

>>75835231
it's not illegal. there's no identity on there

>>75834896
>>75834827
does that have enough stopping power? i don't want to be made fun of

need to suck a lad off

>ex-UKIP voters trolling the exit poll

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Ah yes, the "Lib Dem Surge"

>>75835279
people don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>75835270
enough to stop you from posting forever fag

>>75835275
meet me in front of big ben in 20

>>75835270
You're the yank, you should know. Get a shotgun if you want stopping power.

>>75835209
This gimmick is worn out, stop posting it

>>75835267
its got the number on it

>Call a referendum to leave the EU because you think the outcome is assured
>Lose
>Call an election because you think the outcome is assured
>Lose
You can' t make this shit up.

>>75835205
Spoiled ballot well done

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>>75835205
Phenomenal post.

>Exit poll
>Labour +15
>Conservatives +2

What the fuck, was the poll really saying Labour had a 6 point popular vote lead and 50 seats behind?

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/872954270374653953

>that difference between exit polls and results so far

And people unironically still use them...

looks like the guardian plagiarised the daily mirror lmao

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>"here's andrew marr"
>"ye-"
>"DON'T SPEAK"

>>75835246
how

Reminder that Brexit negotiations start in 11 (ELEVEN) days :)

>>75835205
why does it say to put a cross, but in the example it has an X?

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>Will Corbyn apologise for his support of Hamas?

>>75835264
And it's like you've never watched her reports or read the criticism of her treatment of Corbyn.

Dumb paki.

>>75835308
AMAZING picture

hope Nuttall ends up winning in Boston

>>75835205
Love how confused the counter will be

>>75835308

excellent meme

>>75835205
made me lol

Australia is so nice. I love Kiwis!!! =)

>>75835326
fucking state of dimblebot

>>75834837
god damn

god andrew marr looks old

MEMES MENTIONED

>>75835363
Stroke wasn't good to him

There won't be any coalition, May will resign and there'll be another election. Uncle Gove will come back home

>>75835290
yes sir x

>>75835360
show arsehole

The Tories, the Tories, the Tories

The memes

Marr: Meme magic helped Corbyn

VERY VERY FUNNY MEMES

think these 'menes' might be referred to as shilling if it's organised from a company maybe

>>75835205
See that 080617 number in the top right corner? I can send this to the Electoral Commission right now who will identify you and get you in trouble :)

maymays

>yfw Corbyn promises Sinn Fein a NORTHERN IRELAND REFERENDUM in exchange for their seats

>>75835337
Corbyn is unelectable and she knws it, doesn't make her any less lefty.

MEMES MENTIONED

we did it reddi.. i mean 4chan!

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Why I think Nigel Farage should be the prime minister of the Conservative party

>>75835181
Google it

>>75835404
Stop posting bollocks, you fucking tit.

>>75835404
do it

in trouble for what

meemz™

you know, richard dawkins invented the word meme

>Momentum

of course.
that's where they came from. not leftypol

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>>75835304
>>75835404

andrew marr confirms the dubs last night have given corbyn the edge

to tired

going to slep

night lads

>>75835404
we're all friends here anon

>>75835413
political suicide

>>75835404
no laws against posting it online, do it faggot

Jezza DESU lads

we're gonna have a second election next spring

book it

>>75835150
>Then there was a storm that blew the roof off the day before their insurance policy kicked in.

kek not surprised in the least. that place was a shithole, every classroom looked like it hadn't been decorated or re-plastered in decades and the huts were literally falling apart

>>75835413
He can't do that while there's a devolved government in NI

>>75835430
photographs of your ballot are a crime

>>75835430
releasing information obtained inside a polling station is ILLEGAL
revealing the confidential number on a ballot paper is ILLEGAL
revealing the identifying mark on a ballot paper is ILLEGAL

>commies are leading

I mean come on, even us french faggots prefer libs and nationalists

6-1


This is a bad night for the Tories

we will now refer to leftypol shills as momentum shills

>>75835429
Fuck off you mong, I worked at a polling station in 2015. Those numbers are next to the voter's name on the list we get given and cross off.

>>75835475
Fuck yo>>75835475

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>>75835447
good day

>>75835413
Eternal Kraut, please stop trying to sow discontent.

>>75835414
>demonstrates bias against lefties
>she's a lefty

You blabbering daft paki.

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>>75835459
>2017
>not having a VN stash

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>1st day on the internet

6-2

>>75835477
Extrapolating this, it's a 500 point lead for Labour

It's over lads

>>75835454
Um yes they are sweaty x

the torries the torries the torries

>mr hollow bone

Great name, great jacket

>>75835507
creasing at that whole story though
he was so quick to signal that he stopped mid-wank

>>75835404
he saved it from another lad's swiftly-deleted picture. im sure posting a pic of someone elses ballot is a different crime entirely

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8xLSoz8VI

shouldnt have started no fap the day after me and the gf split up

feel like an extra in every situation

the bankers the bonuses

>6-2

THE GREAT COMEBACK IS ON, LADS!

>>75835477
>>75835511
>>75835518
that's plenty of that patter

>>75835475
DUDE DID YOU KNOW SOCDEMS ARE COMMUNISTS

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y-you won't really report me will you lads

>the ears on the MP of kettering
howling

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>>75835507
Is this the guy who posted a pic with hentai in his tabs?

a new right-wing party's about to rise to replace ukip

this happens every few years

I'm literally crying
I just...

>>75835552
>hold seat
who cares lol

hey lads, what's going on

>labour might take canterbury and kensington
insane

>>75835554
away and shite

god our country is a fucking disaster isn't it
might be time to move to the continent

>>75835579
i think you mean 'comrade'

>>75835562
>he wants to appear knowledgeable of non-leaf life by quoting googlebox
desgusting

Quite hacked off about this election 2bh

The brexit effect seems more than predicted.

>>75835579
nm, u?

looks like Corbyn is gaining... Momentum™

ABERRRRRRRRDIN

>>75835572
bit gay
shit rorke

>>75835579
just doing a poo haha

waiting for melodramatic yanks to start crying at the results

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I bet thailad is crying rn

OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

WHEN WILL WE SEE

YOUR LIKE AGAIN

>>75835566
Sreenshot?

>>75835491
rude

>>75835579
Tories getting heem'd

>>75835544
FONT

>>75835566
yup

>>75835591
You mean other Anglophone countries.

>>75835558
soc dems don't want to nationalise nearly every major service

>>75835333
no da no

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IT'S TIME

>>75835599
falling asleep

>>75835596
wot he mean by this

FUCK ME THAT'S A JAW AND A HALF

>>75835567
hope so, hope they're viable too
something in the model of le pen would be ace

>>75835653
>>75835653
>>75835653

new

>>75835653
>>75835653
>>75835653

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>salmond loses his seat to con

bant

>>75835620
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/06/08/vanity-fair-editor-kurt-eichenwald-humiliated-after-accidentally-revealing-anime-porn-on-his-browser/


if he just posted on 4chan and knew about the tab memes he would have been more ninja-like in posting his picture

>>75835629
france

>>75835620
Don't have it, I only heard through the humble water salesman

>>75835582
I visited Canterbury, once

It was nice and comfy

It's a Cons city?

Things that have been saved by this election:

-the economy(no hard Brexit)
-the NHS(no privatization)
-Internet Freedom(no Internet bill)

Anything else?

imagine living in a place like aberdeen or inverness

i went to newcastle the other day and felt like i was in some remote region, but aberdeen and inverness are like as far from newcastle, as newcastle is from london.

>>75835629
nah, always wanted to learn another language. might be a good opportunity to do so.

>>75835643
But they do.

If they didn't, they would be neoliberals.

And nationalising railways and utilities is not some Maoist policy-it has wide appeal among working-class Brits.

*sings in Russian*

>>75835567
hope they just take the ukip manifesto because it's fucking brilliant

>>75835300
>>75835289
already have a shotgun, think i might get a 9mm because apparently it's the most common ammo and if there's an apocalypse i'll have to use what ammo i find

>>75835671

born in aberdeen

bit shite but aberdeenshire is nice

Exit poll last time put Tories on 316 seats, but ended up with majority...

>>75835699
Alri Trumpo

>>75835313
That's just for those seats' exit poll average

Sweeney looking unprofessional as fuck. And stuttering as well.