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jez edition
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QUICK I NEED YOUR SMUG CORBYNS

POSTEM
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sophie
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Don't know what to expect.
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leftypol raid in full force and on a massive scale
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hey fellas
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Voted SNP
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>Laura Kuenssberg

Um Edinburgh South has always been Labour sweaty x
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what's the point of it all
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Stop supporting labour
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*teleports behind you*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFCDPjwSBw
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you didn't vote tory, did you brit
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Conservatives to win majority by 60-70 seats. Screencap this post.
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>>75833648
this isn't america you can't just talk to strangers
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is it true Janny doesn't like this image?
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>>75833679
What kind of mental disability do you have?
Are the handicapped even allowed to vote?
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Pretty Patel
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Lib Dems doubling their seats

That's a surge in my book
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSM02_1k34

REMINDER that the introduction of desmond in the first episode of season 2 of lost was one of the best character intros ever
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How can we trust humans to count votes

These counters literally all have political beliefs
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Kyary
Corby
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Wish someone would start a discord to raid my bollocks
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Right all SOUTH WEST boys we are marching on London for our independence
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anime
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PRETTY PATEL
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>>75833679
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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872946141691826180
TORY SURGE IN WALES
>TORY SURGE IN WALES
TORY SURGE IN WALES
>TORY SURGE IN WALES
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>>75833672
im surprised you dare show your face around here

now shuffle off with your tail between your legs, dog
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Voted Labour lads
Communist island hopefully lads
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sue
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who won then?
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>priti patel
hnnnnggg
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Fuck these are some tasty delicious brown women on the Beeb
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>>75833704
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>High turnout
TORIES QUAKING
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>>75833704
FUCK the shetlands 2bh
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>>75833695
well that um


that escalated quickly
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>>75833695
crikey, source?
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>>75833747
more like poo
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>>75833695
>filming vertically

hate people who do this. love pints.
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poolitics
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As I said the other day, Corbyn wins by 3.2%
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>>75833646
how about this
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Would hate fuck Priti patel. Seems like a stuck up bitch though
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Wtf? I love asian women now.
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>>75833714
I don't fucking understand what is he trying to show off here
why do none of the people look human
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>>75833695
>fucking gets out
Madman, what's the story?
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>>75833748
May lost
Tories sort of won

Labour sort of lost
Corbyn won
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>>75833737
So is the working class voting Tory now?
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>>75833741
good lad
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anime
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YOhPDa65qA
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Unironically did a SNP vote
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Isn't it weird that both May and Sturgeon are infertile?
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SLAGS LADS
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Anyone else here a member of their local communist group?
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>the smug lefty shits chatting shit about how UKIP DESTROYED LMAO on twitter
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>>75833700
not likely chump although checked
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these people sound too posh on the telly
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>>75833737
hope not
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general erection
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connie spokeswoman on bbc is so hot
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>>75833808
>that lack of tone

Umm no thanks sweety x
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>>75833803
a sex
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_1KW0Q-10
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>>75833830
did a little laugh at this x
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The thread is going too fast, slow your roll!
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>>75833787
Tim FarronVerified account @timfarron
Replying to @FarronFandom

@FarronFandom It was a campaign with parliamentary candidates about dairy/milk prices
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>>75833806
And they're both women too??????
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>>75833813
Left uni mate
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>>75833580
You'll be ok as long as priti is on
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>>75833830
got one of those right now
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I will NEVER get tired of Farron holding milk
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Cracking a can every time a politician refuses to speculate
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>>75833808

phwoar
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>>75833770
>>75833788
manlet rapper gets punched and knocked out
https://twitter.com/hardlynick/status/872662636755730432
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>ahh yes let's make the graduate job market even more sparse and saturated with useless degrees by making university completely free
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Conservatives BTFO

Brexit cancelled
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SUNDERLAND CENTRAL
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I did a poo lads, haha
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>305 people voted for that man

Mental
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>>75833865

why does he look so nervous all the time
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She's a fucking SHIT MP and all
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>"Hmmm"

thanks for that crucial interjection, BBC
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>No applause for the UKIP guy
lol
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Alri Lauren
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the rhetoric?

nah, put it aside mate
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>Cockburn

Laughing at this
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BU6MMD9j23L/?taken-by=charlottedrury&hl=en


breaking news: mega QT caught speaking french
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SUNDERLAND
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how is ios still so FUCKING SHIT that I can't watch webms without downloading them and opening in another app
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Fucking hate Julie Elliot
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>>75833848
a rori
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ARE JEZZ
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Feel a little sorry for Gary, Nobody clapped for him.
Poor Gary
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>>75833815
dont cry baby
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>>75833865
Why are left leaders such sperges
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so Tories are gathering up ex-UKIP votes?
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Cons gonna do well fuck me
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Is it true that phoneposters hate this picture?
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Imagine the Labour lead if Brexit didn't happen and there wasn't the vote transfer from UKIP
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>>75833865
What exactly is the point of these pics?
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who's the shitterton MP? did they vote labor or tory?
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poor guy just wanted to show his tweet and got shut down :(((
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>>75833953
They tried but all the attacks made UKIPpers reconsider and stick to UKIP
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>>75833941
gud rori
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who's winning?
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>no one claps for UKIP

kek
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UKIP still has more votes than LD
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LABOUR ON SUICIDE WATCH
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david's showing his age
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2015 again
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>>75833941
how much underage
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>>75833914
love me a girl who looks like they can take a punch
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>>75833961
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this kills the australian
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Postal votes will ruin corbyn I think
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>>75833961
i'm not a phoneposter and i hate it so yeah probably
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Anyone know where I can find an exit poll breakdown by seat like Dimbleby keeps referring to?
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you fuckers still can't admit that Thailad is one of the best posters EVER, and you know why? he's REAL. he's not some hollywood, madison fuckin' avenue PRODUCT that went through ten FOCUS GROUPS.

and in today's age of floor-to-rafter fakeness, that's a COMMODITY.

yeah. he's bawdy. he makes his own rules. he doesn't care what "the man" tells him to do. and we're supposed to jeer him for it?
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>>75833961
what the fuck
wont load on my phone at all, runs me outta memory
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So on a scale of 1 to entirely how fucking wrong is this exit poll
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>>75833979
Jezza domination
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CARDIFF MENTIONED
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>>75833961
>gif
fuck off
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>YANK IS DISCOVERING OUR FUNNY PLACE NAMES
[SHUT IT DOWN]
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>THUNDER OUTSIDE

VERY scared lads
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>>75833961
my phone won't even attempt to open it
404s
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>>75833961
what an interesting photo
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>>75834042
>being scared of static electricity
Poofter
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leeds mentioned
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>>75834033
haha dude why do you have places called tooting haha you mad brits

btw i'm from massachussetets
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>hard brexiters
>Muh no deal

They're still at it, it seems
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I remember when I studied abroad in america i took shit loads of diphenhydramine to trip and it was the weirdest fucking time of my life
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the absolute state of these ""people"" posting on their handheld jews
should rangeban all phone IPs tbqh
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exit polls = confirmed bollocks
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>>75834046
stop posting the ugly jew lady
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>>75833961
how did you get such a big image under the file size
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>>being scared of static electricity
>Poofter
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Are Lib Dems more likely to support a coalition with Conservatives or Labour?
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LGTSS

>SHITTERTON
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>>75834046
please dont post my gf xx
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>>75834064
back in the cave lad
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>>75833973

It's in a Conservative seat. Rural so its size is massive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid_Dorset_and_North_Poole_(UK_Parliament_constituency)
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i'm resigned to the tories getting a slight majority
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Who /NORTH LONDON RUDE BOYS/ here?
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>>75834103
>slight
it will be a comfortable majority

exit polls are absolute gash
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Funniest British places: Crapstone, Mudchute
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the absolute state of these ""people"" posting from their crack den squalor
should rangeban all scottish IPs tbqh
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>>75834091
they are in an absolute fucking state right now because of their coalition with the torries in 2010, so I'd assume labour
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>>75833961
Phwoar!!! Chebs on that!
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>>75834107
>niggers

No thanks.
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>>75834122
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>>75834107
Norf West wagwan
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I'LL SAVOUR THE LEFTYPOL TEARS THEY SAID

I'LL DINE ON LEFTYPOL ARSE PAIN THEY CRIED QUITE JEWISHLY

LEFTYPOL WILL BE DEAD AND BURIED AFTER THIS ELECTION THEY SAID

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HOWLING, WAILING, SCREAMING AND FARTING AT RORKE'S DONE IN NUT
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>>75834103
I too, have a dim view of the electorate
But it's too early to pessimistic lad
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Looks like Brexit has decided the election. Newcastle remain seat swinging to Labour and 2 Sunderland leave seats swinging to Cons
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>>75834136
OI
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>>75833839
post pic retard
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>>75834101
very nice

i like shitterton even more now
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>>75834091
labour by far but theyre against alliances in general

Clegg just said that personally on ITV
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20 seat Tory majority

Book it
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>>75834147
hello leftypol discord
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I-i-its not fair! It was her turn!
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>>75834157
fuck off clogg
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>>75834103
I hope it's slight enough to oust May
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not a fan of cornish ice cream
even when I got it from the county itself it was underwhelming in taste and texture
much prefer a good rum and raisin from dumfries and galloway
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Oh, new thread
>>75833648
>>75834036
>>75833983
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>>75834122
>comfortable majority
It will be a landslide the likes of which even Thatcher would never imagine.
Screenshot this post.
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doesn't feel like 5 years since the last election
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>>75834172
somewhere on the bizzaro rorke - bizarro rorkesheed spectrum
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>>75834107
HERE HERE M8

*sucks your dick in traditional rude boy greeting*
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>>75834147
Eh? Labour are doing shit.
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>>75834172
anything less than an 50 seat tory majority is a failure for may
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Evens I wank to Cara, Odds I wank to Kstew, doubles I have a hung wank.
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>>75834155
So 330-250.
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Who here /SOUTH WEST/ lad here.

All poortherners fuck off (includes you l*ndon)
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>>75834147

You've lost the election and Tories will win a majority again

Inb4 MUH POLLS
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unironically had a friend who lived in crapstone

it's like 20 minutes drive from plymouth where I grew up
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>>75834217

/exeter/ here
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>>75834212
dubs and you wank to my bum
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I want to MARRY Mishal
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BYE BYE MUMMY MAY
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Just came home from a Michael McIntyre gig. Is Brexit really in danger?
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>>75834217
ye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-k6qOfXz0
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>>75834238
Who is this semen demon?
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>>75834217
yes lad
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just put Ruth in charge of the blues
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>>75834248
Howcome asian women fit into our society, but the men want to blow us all up?
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>tfw drinking the virgin drink
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>>75834234
Ah yes lad. Meet me in unions tomorrow x
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AM VO'IN FOR LABOH AS I ALWAYS AV
BIN A TOREH SINCE ME MA AD ME NUN O THAT FUNNY BUSNIS VOTE EM
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>>75834206
I'd wait for Wales. Those are labour seats that voted conservatives.

Conservatives gonna get BTFO in Londo though.
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>>75834217
The southern vote should be disregarded. Only London matters.
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>>75834253
yes

if the cons lose their overall majority (and it looks like they will) it wont be a hard brexit so much as a feather-soft brexit

quite possible we'll leave the EU in name only, keeping all the agreements
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>>75834238
would definitely fuck this cottage cheese maiden
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CLEGG MIGHT LOSE HIS SEAT
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>>75834266
bit noncey
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>>75834246
not this time sweety x
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Enjoyable trade, have a freeroll on Labour in Sheffield Hallam too.
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>>75834266
is this josie
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>arseville
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>>75834276
OI OI same
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>>75834266
need a slightly ugly but still cute and slightly autistic sexual gf
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>>75834198

time flies when your having fun x
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Trumps smell like sulfur now
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>>75834266
butterz

would
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>>75833979
Merkel, because of the state of the UK. pic very related.
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>>75834276
>sips
>virgin juice

never gonna make it
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>>75834283
Come down here and say that
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When I grow up I want to be verified on twitter
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Ah well back to normality now. I'd be lying if I said the exit polls gave me a bit of a scare (lol!) but it's clear from actual results that conservatives are actually going for a landslide victory!
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>>75834277
meet me down jesters molesters at midnight tomorrow x
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>>75834330
Me on the road
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>>75834276
nice

virgin drink with the added bonus of this drink sterilizing you.
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Remember that spastic started using a Swiss proxy after the snoopers charter and was desperate to convince us he really moved there overnight
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CHANNEL 4 ALTERNATIVE COVERAAGE RIGHT NOW

LIB DEM PRESIDENT ON

FUCKING LEGIT TRANNY
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>>75834294
Good, all the plebs will think we're out for the EU.
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>>75834330
old news
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>>75834217
/Most beautiful city in the UK/ here
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Is Dimbleby going senile lads?

Can see the early signs of dementia.
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>>75834234

is plymouth nice
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>>75834282
Apparently Conservatives are set to lose Vale of Clwyd which I don't believe they will. I don't see many vote labour signs around except for their usual places and they don't seem to like Labour too much.
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>>75834172
why isn't radical centrist in the radical center of this image
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>>75834353
>CHANNEL 4
fuck off
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>>75834330
Me with the red dress
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>>75834357
love oxford
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>>75834348
Meet me in temptations and you'll be the one giving me the dance x

Inb4 you're from plympton
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>>75834351
think I'm already infertile
get a strange feeling in my willy when I smoke a fag
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>>75834330

Manny on the map
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Theresa May is fucking finished lol
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>>75834373
The family will only watch politics if they can chuckle a little bit, not my fault I'm from a family from working class scum
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>>75834357
Edinburgh's beaut int it lad
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IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS
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/brit/ on the map
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>>75834368
yes

99% white

beautiful seafront

dead close to nice beaches

cheapish property
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kjbjx2EUw
choone
h
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n
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Labour SURGE in North Swindon
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why is the one party that has centred on literally saving the earth utterly batshit in every other sense
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>>75834368
not really desu
brother lives in a posh bit but the centre and most of the residential areas are grim 60s architecture and council estates. sutton harbour is nice tho
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thread reeks of newmongs
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>>75834368
Beautiful with lots of history.

Please spend money here.
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Just one week before the blessed month of Ramadan, the world’s attention was focused on the British city of Manchester. A soldier of the Khilafah had carried out a Just Terror operation, striking Manchester Arena at the conclusion of a concert by an American singer. The explosion rocked the city and filled its residents with terror as many of them scrambled to try to contact their loved ones and ensure that they were safe. Then, the casualty figures started emerging: More than 20 had been killed and dozens more had been wounded. The total would later climb to nearly 100 dead and wounded.

In the wake of the bombing, the panic-ridden friends and relatives took to social media to enlist the help of strangers in the search for their loved ones, local pubs began offering free booze to emergency personnel in need of clearing their minds of the traumatic scenes they had witnessed, British “Muslims” came out and offered their token denunciations out of fear of retaliation, massive numbers of police and military personnel were deployed on the streets, the UK threat level was raised to “Critical,” Politicians brought their campaigning for the upcoming general elections to a halt, the distraught and “broken” American singer placed her European tour on hold and went home, and the Chelsea FC football team cancelled their victory parade in London. The enemies of Islam did their best to put on a brave and defiant face, but their efforts were a complete failure. They were clearly suffering.

What did they mean by this? ^^
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>its 2017 not 1917

WAHEY !
>>
doubt nick clegg will lose his seat 2bh

the reason labour did well in 2015 was they had a good and charismatic candidate and were pushing the campaigning hard

labour candidate this time is nowhere near as charismatic and the campaigning has been much more low key
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>>75834418
women took it over
>>
First Tory seat
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>>75834403

brilliant, im going there to study since it's one of the only unis that does marine engineering stuff
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>>75834425
can smell the stink off this one
>>
Dimbleby fucking DESTROYING Swindon fucking shits
>>
someone convince me to go out of the house today
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>>75834428
not reading all that shite
>>
FUCKING FLY

FLIES OUT
>>
Dimbelby is savage
>>
>2017 not 1917

BTFO
>>
LABOUR UP 11% IN NORTH SWINDON
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>>75834357
That isn't Edinburgh
>>
FLIES MENTIONED
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>>75834419
Delete this.
Minus city centre the seafront is nice and you have Dartmoor and beaches near by
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>2017 not 1917
>fly in the studio for 3 days

dimblerorke has lost it
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>sound quality is abysmal

No, that guy just had a speech impediment
>>
DEPORT ALL FLIES

VOTE FLEXIT 2018
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>>75834294
The Conservatives have completely miscalculated the situation then.
>>
Dimbleby is ranting at a fly
>>
COME BACK IS ON LADS
>>
Who else /FLY/ here?
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>>75834398
was here a few weeks back
>>
Love Dimbledicks
Hate flies

Simple as
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>>75834435
meant to reply to >>75834297
>>
Literally don't know what's happening
>>
Dimbledore's gone mad
>>
>>75834438
uni is very good for marine biology/engineering

night life is a bit tame though
>>
Dimbleby bringing the heat
>>
>>75834484
correct

and the tories as a party are notoriously ruthless when it comes to failure, Theresa May is in for a battering when she has to face the rest of her Party
>>
>>75834494

fuck off florke
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1lUhei7A4
>>
>>75834357
live just off pulteney road

>roman and georgian architecture
>98% white
>top tier rugby club

GOAT city
>>
JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY
>>
>>75834498
was there on friday night rolling on mandy before studio

fuckin comfy
>>
>>75834399
someday we'll have sex with a girl, someday
>>
>>75834505
>gif
fuck off
>>
>Shit sound quality
>Flies
>No results
>Results all over the place

Why does Dimbles have to go out like this?
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>>75833620

>Dimbleby looking doddery as fuck
>>
>>75834488
>>75834494
>>75834476
>>75834474
>>75834470
>>75834454
dimble a god
>>
>election night all night
>top story on the news is election
mate c'mon

Chatafrarti
>>
Results so far:

Seats:
Lab: 4
Con: 1

% change:
Lab: +6.6
Con: +9.8
UKIP: -12.6
>>
When do I have my next runty energy drink
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>>75834435
>did well in 2015
>charismatic candidate
>>
business idea: combine slags and pints pictures
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>>75834483
FINAL FLY SOLUTION WHEN?
>>
>>75834545
all me
>>
HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>>
>>75834436
benders too. bit strange there's a correlation between biodiversity and rimming dudes
>>
>>75834498
fugg those pics taken from the doug stewart monument all looks so beautiful
>>
any long haul man in
what shall we do to pass the time
>>
dimble is a drooling retard at this point
>>
>>75834559
OF COURSE she drinks absolute shite is that desperados?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjNZ78-EFC8
>>
Coalition of Chaos. Can't wait lads.
>>
US is aesthetic as fuck lads. Might get my drivers license since it's easy as piss here.
>>
>>75834540
shit gimmick, kill yourself
>>
>>75834555
abandon idea
>>75834559
>>
Tories are getting a majority
>>
https://twitter.com/jack_murley/status/872934314119397377

kek

I don't know what this guy did to deserve such contempt
>>
WHY IS ELMO EVERYWHERE

WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEEEAAAAN
>>
It appears like the exit poll is more accurate than 2015, but still undercounting tories a tad.

330-255

Man, feels like this happened before really recently? Am I going crazy?
>>
>>75834612
nope lol
>>
>>75834612
nah
>>
BBC coverage falling apart
Channal 4 coverage literally already fell apart - dead time, shock commercials etc
Is ITV the future of election nights?
>>
>>75834555
>>75834559
kek
>>
Just got back from /pol/ - it's still shit. Don't get me wrong, I'm a rorke, it's just the banter is abysmal.
>>
bloody tories
>>
Back in the EU is it then?
>>
Labour winning 4-1

Tories are shite hahahah
>>
>>75834622
2015 poll undercounted tories too

2005 and 2010 polls had perfect accuracy tho
>>
>>75834656
nah
>>
>>75834577
me lad, probably just going to edge the whole night
>>
>>75834651
/pol/ "banter" is awful all the time.
>>
>>75834398
>>75834498
live here desu

not right next to that thing, but I can be there in a short period of time
>>
>>75834651
hmm yes a decent opinion, i DO declare
>>
>>75834647
>adverts
"no"
>>
>>75834577
Putting the kettle on

We have 3 so far, 4 so far, 5 so far, 3 so far, not many so far JEREMY!
>>
>>75834588
corona

>>75834651
>it's just the banter is abysmal
Like /brit/ then?
>>
>>75834588
looks more like corona

but your point still stands
>>
>>75834674
are you the lad that lives over by castle terrace
>>
>>75834657
5-1 now hahahahah
>>
Based Vine
>>
>>75834651
>Don't get me wrong, I'm a rorke,

cringe
>>
TIL Theresa may is type 1 diabetic
>>
>>75834657
>all Labour safe seats

wow i guess its gonna be a labour majority right guys
>>
Safe seats are easier to count.
>>
Why is Vine so lanky?
>>
>>75834699
fuck off leftypol
>>
new
>>75834713
>>75834713
>>75834713
>>75834713
>>75834713
>>75834713
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>virtual downing street
>>
waste of time time walking about it at this stage.
the decider seats are in the south east and northern powerhouse.

everywhere else is literally nothing
>>
Having an ice cream sandwich then might do a couple cheeky laps in wipeout
shan't be perusing the election results until I've had a good wank
>>
I fucking love Jeremy Vine simulations.
>>
>>75834689
I used to yeah
>>
>>75834705
>TIL Theresa may is type 1 diabetic
That's why the wheat field was so naughty. The carbs could have killed her the absolute madman!
>>
>>75834741
The guy is nuts

Fucking PAVING STONE
>>
>>75834529
If you grew up here tell me what school you went to and it might still have to come to blows
>>
>>75834308
tried to bet £5000 on the election but no one would take a bet that large lmao what a joke
>>
>>75834856
tried to bet £3000 but then i remembered i spent it on a hug
>>
>>75834661
I know.

To be fair, it was a 2% miss. These are within margin of error.

Imagine if moderate laborites had actually helped Corbyn.
>>
>>75834812
>>75834826
>>
love these narratives people come out with with 6 seats declared
>>
>>75834435
>Miliband
>Charasmatic
Lad
>>
>>75835903
read the fucking post your moron, im obviously talking about the fucking local candidate you braindead mong
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>>75835957
If you say so Diane
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