/brit/

>Terrorists attack
>A lot of the UKIP voters who were planning to change to Tory decided to stick to UKIP because fucking muslim cunts
>Tories don't get their UKIP-reliant majority

fucked.
so fucked.

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>UKIP and SNP btfo

nice

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getting tired lads

>the exit poll was wrong again
howling

Literally cannot predict what is going to happen

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?

16 y/o A level student. Feminist, Ravenclaw & INFJ. Likes history, poetry, Keynes, the EU and potato salad. Bar chart enthusiast. Lib Dem

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anime

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anime

The Western liberal democracy is in a state of decay. Every major government following this political model is veering wildly between extremes and paralyzed by chronic in-fighting

The effects of 50+ years of radical demographic transformation, cultural anxiety and economic inequality are staring to surface in the form of incoherent and ineffective public policy. The media and mainstream culture are at open war with its less progressive citizenry

In the past such dissatisfaction might have been solved with a civil war, but that's not feasible anymore. We are post-geography, post-nation-state. Londoners have more in common with New Yorkers than anybody living in Clacton. The United States went from its first affirmative action president to its first reality TV president

The West is demoralized, weak, and decadent. Now we must choose between serving Islam or China

UKIP has more votes than LD

wonder how many times i've made a quality post at the end of a thread accidentally and not seen the replies as i've migrated to the new

Why are you benders even talking about UKIP? Of course nobody votes for them now that we're leaving the EU and their chief greaseball has fucked off to yankistan to fellate Trump. Utterly unremarkable result.

>>75832588
voted labour

>>75832588
finger up the arse while wanking

>>75832588
did a threesome
shoplifted a Beanie Baby from legoland when i was 12

>>75832551
It is a shame, but Ukippers have literally been throwing their votes away.

searching for a pinsir
they're pretty rare though haha

>>75832588
shagged theresa may in a wheatfield

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UKIP voters

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Eden?

>>75832551
The UKIP voters which were supposed to be going to tory were predominantly working class then the tories fucked it with us

t. brexiteer and corbynite

>>75832625
>bluefags

Red / Scyther master race

>>75832588
rosebudded my arsehole on chaturbate for dirty old men

>>75832625
always preferred scythers for some reason
nice game though have fun x

Where can I see the results

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Anime

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>>75832606
mitzi

>>75832583
shes only 3, voting age is 18 so she cant

>>75832501
cat but no dadpic im afraid

If this is exit poll is right, this is one of the most sensational and amazing results in Western political history. And all of you should be proud of it, because you were part of it.

Finnish gf asleep next to me in bed

Might steal some of her melatonin and get off me tits

>>75832627
really depresses me this

>>75832647
i'm playing yellow xxx

Tory/DUP coalition

>>75832609
because UKIP unironically have the best manifesto out

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>olympic athlete
>to instagram thot
What happened

>>75832662
shit cat

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>>75832650
>rosebudded
dont google

>>75832627
Good lads

>>75832647
prefer scythers but blue was better than shitty old redrunts
Vulpix>growlithe, sandshrew>>ekans, meowth just about >mankey

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I DNT LEIK TOIRAYS

>>75832668
>Finnish gf
could just say autistic desu

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>>75832563
based Mirror

>>75832682
has she had bum implants?

>>75832683
meet me round the back of Waitrose at 8:40pm on Tuesday

gonna heem you

>>75832588
flew in airplane into a tower

>>75832673
that's even worse you fucking homo

At least Bluefags are playing a real game

>>75832641
Tried to invade egypt but america warned him to stop (which he foolishly did)

imagine bebeposting in 2017

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either voted UKIP or ate the ballot this one

>>75832600
Really shit anime

>>75832682
bizarre shaped bum, doesn't look natty. Did she get implants?

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>When the Tories try to sneak a majority past you

>>75832687
are you 12?

>>75832682
name pls

laura jewberg is a peng ting

>>75832588
was at a rap concert once and people in the crowd kept sexually harassing women

there was one super qt girl who had made eye contact with me earlier in the night and she stood close to me on the dance floor

i tried to stick a finger up her skirt and she smacked my hand and said "dont do that!" and i just wimpered, apologized, and looked down

>>75832699
Any gf I get is going to be autistic

>>75832687
newcunt

Holy shit. My mummy came into my room to bring me a plate of fish n chips and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of fish n chips out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mum but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want May to be prime minister and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in England???? This is so fucked.

Democracy literally needs to be demolished ASAP. There is literally no defending it anymore it is destroying the west

>>75832709
very rude
i am having a good time :)

Don't blame me, I voted DUP

>>75832729
what is this supposed to mean

>>75832714
UUUU

>>75832588
Had raw sex with a lapdancer after having her piss on my face.

>>75832600
big tit wnak

the fact that we're even doing this makes it look like we're just doing the EU ref over again which makes us look indecisive to other countries. Watching these votes in the last 2 years is like seeing the slow motion decline of our great power

>>75832588
came on my ex gfs ps3 and broke it with my cum

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So will it be cheap enough to visit the UK now?

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TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP

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>>75832745
this made me feel for some reason

youre an alright lad mate

How utterly humiliated must May be right now.

Makes me hard as fuck.

Interesting times if nothing else

>>75832779
*stamps them into a bloody paste*

I fucking hate democracy

Can anyone explain what a rorke is? Never browsed this board.

>>75832658
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2017/results

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>>75832741
Mckayla Maroney, exolympic gymnast
>>75832704
she's gone full bimbo

>>75832779
love wagtails me

>>75832804
FONC

you lads better be prepared to work on corbyn's collective farms

tories are fucked

red flags are flying over london

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hope the poll is right and they go mental

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>>75832588
Umm, ran though a cornfield.

>>75832804
Piss off

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>>75832777

>>75832640
The field that cost her an election...

Ruining a farmers crop like that, goes to show you cant escape your past

Niall Ó Donnghaile of Sinn Féin;

'No we aren't taking our seats. We're elected on an abstentionist platform and are mandated to uphold it'

- quick paraphrase of what he just said on BBC NI 5 minutes ago

>>75832641
Suez

>>75832819
It's obviously not right. Tories will get a slim majority

>>75832804
UKIP voter, racist, intolerant, uneducated, chav

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>>75832798
Why do you hate British nature so much, Ahmed?

i know George Osbornes son Luke

he is so smug rn its unbelievable

>>75832627
Top lads

fucking state of huddersfield

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Killed two cats from surrounding gardens in the past 3 weeks

>>75832835
Good, fuck Sinn Fein

>>75832819
>the woman who gave birth to her own brother

what the fuck

I don't even care

>>75832841
*stamps your head into a bloody paste*

an omen, perhaps?

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>>75832804
here you go

>>75832849
fuck off murderer

labour voters may have fucked over the country far more the tories could have
we just needed a few years of a stable government ffs

>>75832838
;^)

>>75832812
Wagtails aren't on the cams tonight I don't think.

>>75832848
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

>>75832849
method? haha

>>75832883
fairly sure that's the wagtail nest lad

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>>75832815
>you lads better be prepared to work on corbyn's collective farms

would love to do that

Finnish gf keeps twitching in her sleep

anyone got a link to l*ftypol discord? Can't find it on the chon

Corbyn officially has the PLP. the surge is on

>>75832849
>>75832894
reported

enjoy Guantanamo

>>75832871
kys

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Hope May makes like parliament and hangs

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enjoying this

politics is fun

glad i turned 18 in january, otherwise i wouldnt have been able to vote and be a part of this historic moment

>>75832901
fuck off leftypol discord

>>75832881
EVERY FUCKING POLL SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT OF COURSE YOU CAN PULL DIFFERENT CONCLUSIONS

>>75832862
why isn't radical centrist in the center

Anyone tried docking? I need a new hobby.

>>75832900
wet dream about me

When's the next batch of seats coming in?

All of you FUCK OFF

Can't stand you lot

>>75832900
pics

>>75832588
started a fire in a rugby stadium

>>75832920
the real historic one was the EU referendum not this embarrassing display of democracy

don't know what you lot are worried about. Exit polls in the past have understated conservative victories. especially in 2015.

May has her mandate in the bag

>>75832945
Not for a while

headache
think leftypol is hacking my mind

CLEGGY BTFOING TORIES ON ITV RIGHT NOW

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>>75832849
Meet me at elephant and castle

>>75832917
the only thing snapping in this election will be her neck

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ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THIS OBNOXIOUS KEK CULTURE KEK CUNT

>>75832958
reddit

>>75832840
>>75832862
Thanks, you guys are pretty funny.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

Actually forgot I was old enough to vote and didn't register myself
What am I like aha

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Are bella

>>75832915
explain to me how this will help the brexit negotiations one bit

gerry adams deputy pm
you heard it here first

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>>75832949
hello rorke

Dimblebot is just taking the piss out of this guy

>>75832981
probably would've wasted your vote on SNP anyway
immature clueless little student cunt

>>75832986
Because May won't be the one negotiating.

>>75832588
your mother

>>75832984
butterz

>turnout 63.5%
>20 million people can't be arsed to walk 100 yards down the road to vote

>>75832745

this made me feel sad

>>75832588
Got banned from Reddit for saying Potato Niggers.

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>>75832682
this was my waifu for 2 years so im a bonafide expert in mac's psychology - i could write a book on the subject


she was always a whore but it accelerated more and more after she broke her leg and stopped doing gymnastics. that was her moral compass in life, and if you look at her gymnastics friends they were all sweet qts, all very nice girls. she had a faction of normie friends though and i guess when she stopped doing gymnastics her normie friends took center stage. her normie friends were typical so-cal instagram whores.


pic related, one of mckayla's gymnastics friends. a true qt who was pure.

>>75832977
why do shitty workingclass rags arselick elitist Tories so much?
baffling

>>75832896
They're Swallows. Springwatch have a cam on a Grey Wagtail nest, not live at the moment though.

>>75832977
good job young people don't buy papers

ISIS vs IRA when???

pet yank keeps crying

>>75833026
*raises paw*

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>>75832989

Cried when brexit happened lads. But now I am just laughing at how fucked this country is AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHH

>>75832973
>>75832973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKJ2CeVEzPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxtKI6DlAEI&feature=youtu.be

>>75833037
i have been vanquished

having a tea

>>75833036
Because they hate immigrants more than they hate being poor.

>>75833036
something something british serf

>>75832984
horrible tits

>>75833026
Me.

>>75833036
>Daily Express
>working class

>>75833040
mudmen are violent brutal savages who aren't even human
potatoniggers by comparison are just retarded

one of my mum's friends married a rasheed and went to syria

>>75833036
they're run by millionaires who lead the proles astray

>>75833036
Because the working class have to live among all the rorkesheeds that Corbyn and his mates want to import

>>75833041
give him a poptart or ill call the RSPCA on you

Ironically Corbyn voted leave and Theresa May campaigned to stay in the EU

>>75833053
Fuck off Scotland, no one wants you.

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going to make te first then go bed

>>75832849
Set more traps

>>75833036
not baffling at all
spoiler: it's not written by the working class

>>75832973
I went to school with him

Does this mean the internet's saved lads? Is the porn going to be okay?

>>75833026
couldn't be fucked desu

>>75833063
almost as if immigrants take their jobs
hmmm

>>75833085
what's ironic about it? socialists have always disliked the EU, liberals/conservatives generally like it

>>75833110
God knows

>>75833110
>>75833110
no because the tories still won

>>75833110
nah not yet

>>75833013
tfw your school bully is still at it decades later

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>when labour get in

>>75833018
Had already registered ages ago at the behest of are mhari so I got to vote for her anyway :^)
[spoiler]don't actually like her at all but very much a case of the best of the worst[/spoiler]

>lib dems will be the ultimate decision makers and all legislation will have to be approved by the lib dems

what a fantastic time to be alive

>>75832989
JUST ABSTAIN MY SEAT UP SENPAI

>>75833110
no because the majority of snooper laws came in under Blair and Brown

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my tummy x

>>75833110
As long as they dont get the overall majority, yes

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Obama?

>>75833138
hello skeletor

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Found Icenonce in the sex-offender registry
His name is 'Kristinn' and apparently he made an 8 year old boy touch his penis

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>>75832972
Only seat she deserves is the electric chair

>>75833019

>>75833157
bit gay

pet lime keeps yelping

>>75833138
neat scars where're they from
is that a shadow or do you have fucking massive nipples la

>>75833130
*saved*

Who will be PM now?

>>75833138
Don't know how people can be this weak.

If we end up with a hung parliament then brexit will have to be heavily postponed

https://twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481

Stream for non-UK people.

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>>75833163

>>75833090
South west you fucking northern fuck

I dislike..... normals

would ravage Katya Adler

>>75833138
think im more skeletal than you
dont have those poof hands and poof flies though

Bath is GUARANTEED going back to lib dems I'll fight anyone in the south west who says otherwise

BBC has better pundits
but ITV has better guests (Clegg, Osbourbe, Balls)

Hmmm

>>75833138
bender

>>75833134
Can't wait for them to betray their idiotic voters and lick Tory boot again.

>>75833131
absolute underage scum

>>75833121
almost as if global capitalism destroyed their job and then scapedgoated the Syrians working in Asda

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>>75833163
this

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YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW

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Jezza bout to tuck into a meat feast

>>75832917
>>75832972
>>75833163
Reported for death threats to goverment officials xox

>>75833200
In Plym lad come down here I'll fucking batter you x

>>75833063
>voting Labour will make them un-poor

>>75833085
Corbyn essentially campaigned for leave

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gonna roll a cheeky election night spliff

>>75833192
I'm South West too
Why are you such a cunt then???

>>75833189
>non-UK
>people
hmm
*sips pint and swivels around on my heels to talk to someone else*

>>75833157
is he the gay one who was on omegle and drinking milk or the 5'4 one?

Bruvs/Blud of my blud

I want to watch the Channel 4 live show of the election but I can't because i'm in Spain. I've tried all sorts of VPNs but I can only get iPlayer to work.

Is there a channel 4 live stream on YouTube that's invite only or something? I wanna watch the show on there as the BBC is boring right now

its over lads

>>75833222
unfortunatelt now Mays lost her majority the Internet Police will be disbanded

>>75833184
bollocks

was hoping you weren't still around

>>75833200
fellow bathlad?

pretty sure howlett is going, don't know anybody who likes the cunt

>>75833220
>Domino's

Should have looked out a good local desu

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>>75833233
>plymouth

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>leftypol

>>75833253
YouTube Live la

>>75833220
Corbyn is a shit communist

Those should be handmade by a little inependent pizzaria

I really hope TMay kills herself tonight tbqh

>>75833211
go sign a petition to secede shitdick
literally who else would I vote for
corrupt scotslab? "stop watching porn" tories? The fucking lib dems?

Business idea: Leave our largest trade partner and pretend it is the 1920s

>>75833252
The gay one

Going to have to do a sleep soon lads

going to go to bed. set alarm for 5 am check the result and then do more sleep

>>75833220
wonder what jezza gets on his pizza

>>75833248
Bet you're from Exeter

>>75833256
we've had a good run

>>75833245
stop criminal scum

>>75833233
I'll shove a stick of rock up your arse beach monkey

LIBDEM SURGE

>>75833253
no idea but from what others have been saying it's shit

>>75833220
>not halal

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britainelects confirmed for one of us

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YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW

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>>75833280
>go sign a petition to secede

ironic coming from a special snowflake jock
>55%

Wow it's literally nothing. The Tories lost a few seats but will make up a majority with the DUP who will serve as a lap dog arse lickers and do whatever the Tories want. Nothing will change. Labour are still the losers

>>75833253
dont watch C4 its shit

Maybe try ITV? they have some pretty good guests

>>75833256
fa.m, its just beginning

>>75833273
Aren't you supposed to squat lower than that?

>>75833296
*chooses to stand and fight*

>>75833313
Literally me

>>75833307
wtf i thought /brit/ was the only place people said lads

>>75833266
Implying we have any poos down here mate. Just pols and navy cunts

Brother made me go out lads. Rather be at home shitposting desu.

>>75833253
channel 4 is boring too, nothing is happening at all
if you really want to watch then stick with the BBC

>>75833262
Yes lad
Resurrect Don Foster

>>75833317
t. idiot

May will have to resign if this exit poll is accurate

>>75833307
I knew it!

Sargon is calling Corbyn voters cucks on his liuve stream

>>75833307
wtf i thought /brit/ was the only place people said lads

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Howling

Which one of you is running this account and how did you manage to fuck up like this?

>>75833291
Flesh of the rich

>>75833292
Near, but more rural than that

>>75833273
nah lad
https://twitter.com/mindthet/status/872898046178316288

>the so-called 'United' ""Kingdom""
think we've fucked it, gonna have to try harder
cks sake

>>75833261
it's mine now, stop replying to me

reporter in cambridge is a qt desu
wouldn't mind racemixing with her

>>75833307
>>75833335
>>75833367

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872921611741036545

>sargcuck of akuck

just imagine if lib dems got their wish

2015 election (trial for prexit)
2016 brexit referendum
2017 election for the brexit negotiations
2018 2nd brexit referendum

and still to meet the exit deadline for 2019

even if you supported remain this would be a fucking shambles

>>75833335
its a nomie meme used ironically here

If I have sex with a paki girl, would she have been whitened? What's the equivalent verb for blacked?

>>75833360
good

love the tories
hate may

wanted bojo, fox, gove or leadsom to be leader in 2016

>>75833291
He's a top lad so it's just meat, cheese, more meat and some chilli sauce

>>75833365
Oh wow how absolutely fascinating

>>75832920

piss off baby

>>75833343
are you being held against your will?

>>75833283
We'll help you.

t. USA

>switched over to C4 briefly
>gina miller on my screen
DROPPED SO FUCKING QUICKLY

I could take on all of you WEST COUNTRY BEST COUNTRY lads.

Come meet me in plymouth and you're dead.

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Peregrines.

The bigger, scruffier one is adopted.

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>>75832627
>That bloke next the the man in green just gurning for no reason

>>75833315
>vote overwhelmingly to not do something
>be made to do it because the rest of hte uk voted for it
unironically we would both be happier if neither of us were trying to pull the rope in different directions
just cut our bit off and let us drag it to wherever we go
if we fuck up take us back and make us pay you or something I don't fucking know give us the fucking chance

think the UK will be buggered by the EU officials while brexit is underway if we had corbyn as our head of state tbqh

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Was fucking everything up part of your plan?

>>75833307
cold one with the lads is a facebook meme and nothing to do with /brit/

>>75833400
BEN
E
N

>>75833365
He must feel like a proper mong at this point

>>75833427
>plymouth

so what are you, student or a council estate scum

>>75833383
Ivybridge or kingsbridge

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872921611741036545

kek

how on gods earth havent i been banned yet

>>75833448
they stole that from /brit/

Sunderland central is my constituency. One Tory vote is mine.

>>75832535
Lads. I went to a bar today. I'm polish.

Holyshit.

I just said one word to a wife of some poor guy, Jesus fucking Christ
I got accused of being a terrorist, which was quite funny, and then the entire bar turned into a "I'm less racist" shouting competition
How fucked is your society? No memes, no irony

>>75833438
cunt's the spitting image of father steptoe

>>75833422
Virtually yeah. Just the old annual pretend I'm not a reclusive weirdo thing. Reckon I can't keep this up forever desu.

>>75833327
yeah much lower
>>75833390
mirin

tories are gonna scrape a majority i fear

>>75833427
>Living in place where the bus arrives more than twice a day
Fuck off city boi, you aren't real Devon.

>>75833440
Many parts of the UK much larger than special snowflake land vote contrary to the majority of the country. It's called democracy, sweaty. xo

>>75833476
I'll keep an eye out for it

>>75833476
i cancelled it out

>>75833466
Good lads.

>>75833327
Lower, with weight whilst not on a smith machine

>>75833476
Alri Alex x

>>75833404
Was tempted to watch to see him blow up but I think I'll just put it on in the background some time over the next week. How bad is it?

>>75833484
don't worry we'll round some lads and come liberate you

>>75833444
This country is fucking finished regardless, we chaotic neutral now

>>75833497
Twat

>>75833508
Who?

Haha there's a constituency named rectum? Haha wtf wales

>>75833461
Neither la. Now come down here, I'll meet you outside switch for a beatdown

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going to bed the country better be destroyed in the morning

night

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>>75833478
Pls respond I want to talk to somebody sane

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anya

>>75833513
dunno, i don't watch him
i think he's a mong with nothing interesting to say

>>75833532
Shut it, poley