Results part 2
TOUCH MY PENIS PLEASE
Laura Kuenssberg is cute, CUTE!
NEED a british gf
>keighley
>pronounced keithly
bloody yorkshire
CYMRU WILL BRING ON THE SUN
W
E
E
P
https://youtu.be/c5IcQM5nJsg
MAD MAN
MAD MAN ACTUALLY DID IT
500 MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPTz4VAOMA
Just seen Murdoch and Corbyn's son.
Change is coming
George Osborne says he can't see a Tory coalition
Think ITV have the better coverage
YA WINNING, SONS?
>>75830791
It doesn't matter what corbyn wants.
Sinn Féin won't take their seats because abstentionism from the British parliament is one of their oldest and most important policies. They won't prop up a British government, no matter what party it is.
>>75830955
Enjoy Pepsi™ on this election night
BASED
What a shambles lads
Only silver lining is the SNP getting utterly BTFO
NEW ELECTION NIGHT RULE:
NO LINKING BACK TO PREVIOUS THREADS. None of us have that sort of time.
>>75831033
Simply no.
>>75831022
What about if direct rule is reinstated?
LEFTYPOL HACKED THE EXIT POLLS
>>75830955
>He's not watching alternative election night on Channel 4
>>75831034
Silver linings are that, Tory gains in Wales, TM might have to resign.
Lots of big names losing seats too hopefully.
>>75831087
Just please don't make it direct rule by torries and I'm ok with it
>>75831116
>TM might have to resign
And replace her with who? Fucking BoJo?
>mummy may won't be able to delete /brit/
phew, almost had to actually find a hobby there, glad thats solved
>>75831087
Explain how you think that changes the prospect of SF taking their Westminster seats
So if the Tories don't get a majority, does that mean either they or the Labour need the LibDems to form a government?
>>75831093
Is that Gina Miller?
currency trading jews called out by dimbelby
Gonna drop some LSD and watch based-Dimblebot until the early hours
>>75831129
Scoochy
SLAGS
>>75831147
I don't, just entertaining an interesting hypothetical scenario where they could be in a unique position of influence given that direct rule is also potentially on the cards.
learn japanese
>>75831129
David Davis or my local MP preferably.
should i stay on /brit/ to discuss the election or is everyone going over to /pol/ for tonight?
>>75830839
west yorkshire
they're different to the rest of us
is sux 8% pints too much?
genuinely think a hung parliament might be the best outcome
tories won't get to pass their retarded shite like the internet policy and labour won't get to decide immigration
literally win win
>>75831350
west yorkshire = best yorkshire
>>75831472
brexit might get shafted
will Brexit happen now?
>>75831548
Win win win
>>75831472
Yeah I think it is. I only voted Cons to keep Labour out so neither getting in would be nice. Though part of me just wants to get it over with.
>>75831548
Already enacted article 50. We'd need a vote in parliament to stop it and Cons/Lab would vote that down.
doing a 'cide
Who is the independent?
MAY
WILL
WIN
based DUP
eating a runt noodle
Why isn't Ukip more popular in britlandia?
nothing's final yet, corbyn can still win
>4 random paddies from Northern Ireland will literally dictate the terms of our government
Feeling very cucked right now lads
>thunderstorm has just started
how appropriate
Return of the mack
Ya know that I'll be back ;)
** BLOCKS YOUR MAJORITY **
LITERALLY A HUNG PARLIAMENT
THE EXIT POLLS FUCK EVERYONE
(or possibly a Tory/DUP coalition)
>>75831787
They're pretty right wing though remember
TORY DUP COALITION
>>75830754
Anyone else in this thread who never voted before went to vote this time because /pol/tards are worse than sjws online? I'm a bit curious.
torries are so fucking dumb first Cameron now May
>>75831778
it is, but it has no real concentrated support so it can't win seats
very small vote share this election though because everyone is tactically voting against labour or conservatives
the gf
>>75831300
You bitch!
>>75831153
No, they still require the 326 seat majority, if they don't reach it, there will be a hung parliament.
Had a big wank to Bobbi Starr lads
gee northern ireland, how come your mum lets you have two meme parties?
>>75831833
No no no
(((Kuenssberg)))
MISSUS MAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8
IT'S JUNE 23RD ALL OVER AGAIN
Sinn Fein will make Corby prime minister.
Screencap this post.
Tory/DUP would be pretty memetastic
>Anyone else in this thread who never voted before went to vote this time because /pol/tards are worse than sjws online? I'm a bit curious.
I bet all these EU beaurocrats that have been insisting that the Article 50 MUST take 2 years and absolutely no longer will be feeling quite silly. Brexit is a fucking decade long process.
>>75831819
I'm Leftypol
>>75831350
Oi leave us alone
It was probably the internet thing and the general autism on the part of May
Who did the jocks vote for if not SNP
Glad to see they're putting that fucking nationalism meme down for now
CON will win with a majority of seats
shy tories you mongs. CON always underestimated even in exit polls. cockbin on suicide watch
Thank fudge we are staying in the single market
>Momentum leader:
>"Jeremy Corbyn losing the election is a fantastic result that means he's fought a successful campaign and been vindicated!"
kek
how hard would your berry your dick in her ass
>>75831215
she's grown on me
qt
>>75831838
voted tory in a swing seat (mboro south) just because leftypol has been ruining the threads
Ritsu/Azunyan coalition
FUCK, Momentum cunts are here
First British Columbia, now British Britain
This is the worst possible democratic outcome because it gives an inordinate amount of power, veto power, to the tiniest parties in a given coalition. The Lib Dems could hold the balance of power in the country. That's insane.
TORYDUP
RUSSIANS HACKERS DID THIS
>>75831885
Labour and Lib Dem
>>75831135
>>mummy may won't be able to delete /brit/
shame
REEEE I DON'T WANT POORTHERN DIRELAND TO BE RELEVANT
>>75831889
Lefty logic really.
HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS
RETURNNNN OF THE MACKKK
Return of the mack
You know that I'll be back
>>75831885
Conservatives apparently and a couple of Lib Dems. Labour have overperformed in England.
SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE MY FUCKING ARSE
>stock___gothic_aristocrat(...).jpg
anime
>>75831600
yes
>>75831882
>internet thing
literally on 4chan cared about this
>general autism
spot on
absolutely huge fly on my window aaaaahaha
guise did i mention? i wanna move hong kong xD o_0
yui (best girl) for PM
SUNDERALAND BTFO
Gerry Adams - Corbyn duumvirate incoming
>>75831937
>gif
fuck off
repost:
Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats
HOWLING!!!!
>Sunderland
AHAHAHAHA SMB
STOP SPAMMING YOU AUTISTS
you know what would be funny
if the conservatives came one seat short of a majority
hahaha
that would be an absolute knee-slapper
wouldn't it
>>75831941
Annie is made for Bert cock
LABOUR DOMINATION
would LOVE to see you English cunts who idolise the DUP watch their utter incompetence in a coalition
MACKEMS BTFO
>>75831977
NEWCASTLE
>>75831956
no
megumin for PM
LABOUR/LIB DEM/SNP/PLAID/GREEN/ALLIANCE/SINN FEIN COALITION OF CHAOS WHEN
>>75831890
would love her in a skimpy nazi outfit beating my bollocks with a rolling pin
>>75831891
libs dont want brexit, they initially wanted a 2nd referendum
>>75831972
Why 320? That's not an overall majority either.
WE NOW HAVE NOTHING THAT WE ARE SPECIAL FOR
FUCK'S SAKE
Could May do a grand coalition with labour, since both want Brexit? I'm aware it would cost May's party a lot since they would have to share the power and it would totally destroy any idea of democracy having 80% of the seats, but would it be possible in theory?
t. has grand coaltion and it totally destroyed the country and its democracy
>>75831889
he's moved the centre ground to left
Chi Onwurah
FUCK OFF NEWCASTLE YA JAWDEE CUNTS FUCK OFF COULD THIS NIGHT GET ANY WORSE??? TRY HARD CUNTS!!
LABOUR OUT IN THE LEAD
RIP RORKES
>>75832001
GOTTA GO FAST SUNDERLAND
>>75831953
Do you want to live in a hive?
I WANT TO FUCK CORBYN <3
>>gif
>fuck off
>>75831153
They can rule as a minority government (only time this happened was the first Labour government under Mcdonald in the 1920s) but that means they can never pass legislation without support from another party as they lack an absolute majority. Even if they get a slight majority it's still shit since every MP of that party needs to be present to pass any slightly contraversial legislation and MPs may rebel due to the massive influence that one or two government MPs hold with a slim majority
>the absolute state of Geordies
IT BEGINS
Are Bella has been getting more lewd lately
24,071
>24,071
24,071
>24,071
24,071
>24,071
24,071
>24,071
if Boris replaces May the conservatives are FUCKED
get ready for the red 2020s!!!!
>>75831891
after the last Con/Lib coalition the libs have been burned, they'll be incredibly reluctant to do that again.
>>75832034
>lately
Sunderland are now not in the PL and don't have the election results first
Fuck this
>>75831997
>>75832002
Sorry I fucked up there and meant a grand coalition with Labour
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
Labour in
CHI
Fucking state of Newcastle labour MP
Ministers are out of their jobs now
This woman is the most senior elected oficial in Britain and our de facto Prime Minister
so corbyn won?
JOE COCKS MENTIONED
MANNY AND LONDON MENTIONED
>First thing is muh jo cocks
Fuck off
THE POLLS FUCK EVERYONE
>>75832022
Sawce?
NEWCASTLE RESULT
LD - 1812
CON - 9134
UKIP - 1482 < nice
LAB - 24071
GRN - 595
POST QT BOY BUMS
>Pookip
muh jo cox
>>75832051
'S A KILLER
QUEEEEEN
>>75832019
better than living in a fractured society full of violent, illiterate third worlders
Press F to pay respects
british politics is very entertaining
OUR BOY OSBOURNE REPPIN' ON BBC1!!!
love that man
>can't wait until leftypol disappear on Thursday night
>>75832062
yes
The exit polls are horribly wrong. May will increase her majority. Screen cap this
>bigger majority
wew
>jo cox
just fuck off you paki cunt
>>75832019
beautiful place
>>75832051
>Onwura
>>75832034
Who is this ugly slag
Labour already have 1. If this trend continues May and the Tories will be wiped out everywhere
>that accent
It is becoming ever clearer that this country was completely fucked by that stupid referendum
>>75832081
F F F F F
F
F F F
F
F
F
MUH JOE COCKS
Which party should I vote for to get a city that looks like this?
>Geordies
>White
>>75832081
F
rasheeds: 1
rorkes: 0
I may now reveal that it is time for a wank
*applause from the crowd*
Are you watching bbc?
>>75831022
Would be funny though if they strike an alliance with Corby
kekistani solidarity lads
>>75832086
who let these fucking normals on this website
>>75832081
JUST
>>75832082
Likewise, Trump has been an endless source of amusement.
>(((alternative))) election night
Will this bloke ever fix his hair?
sinn fein + DUP bizzaro coalition WHEN
FUK U BWITUN HAHAHAHHAHAHA
what are the chances that lou dobbs leads the coalition lads? hes had his eye on 10 downing street for awhile now
>>75832134
or sky or itv or channel 4
>>75832117
liam
>>75832132
>may
bit politcal there lad wanna take it to /pol/ ey
>>75832107
Wish Dave had just kept quiet and not done the fucking referendum. Tories still would've won without that daft promise and we could still be living the comfy life.
>>75832034
fucked in the head like all disney sluts
>tfw if it carries on like this the tories won't get a single seat
>>75832117
Thought this was a bald man kissing a baby
>>75832134
Yes. Sometimes flipping to ITV if the BBC pundit is talkingabout something idc about
C4 is garbage though, dont watch that
>>75832081
which is the key bound to urinate in postal 2
>>75832148
too old
>>75832080
You will always be an outsider there, a minority who can't fit in. Even if you're a wealthy british investment banker living in Victoria Peak with a personal driver, you'll never feel entirely welcome, and you can never feel entirely home,
>>75832096
could rape a chick in one of those buildings and no one would ever know....
>>75832134
No, I'm taking it
Bit hacked off that we've not seen Sunderland at all yet
>>75832161
hmm fair point
WILLY WILLY WEE WEE CUM COCK KNOB BOLLOCKS FANNY MINGE CLUNGE SNATCH GASH POO
>>75831869
>takes brainpower to become indoctrinated in unfalsifiable social sciences and Marxist theory.
>takes brainpower to write a critical essay of pieces of literature (written in your own native language of course).
Uh, no. Even a peabrained pissant paki could graduate with a hundred hours of study per semester - you're just just brainlessly memorising information. Try that with even a Bsc in physics or medicine.
>BBC audio
want a middle aged british gf
reckon we should go to 500 posts before new threads tonight
>>75832204
stellar post
commieblocks?
The sound of Sunderland
miss big dave desu
don't think much of him as a politician but he knew how to pull a pint
Are you going to be okay?
State of this audio
Just called someone a paki on the internet lads ahhh yes
great sound quality
>>75832062
Yes
Corbyn WILL make the UK red again
business idea: a website where people can register gimmicks and lease them out to other posters for a fee
SUNDERLAND
>>75832215
it's sunderland not bbc
anime
>>75832197
Same will be the case for whites in Britain in a generation or two
>6 minutes later
>potato audio quality
MACKEMS ARE FINISHED
>>75832157
>>75832185
ALL BLOCKED IN GERMANY
FUCK THIS
Your tv license pays for this production quality
>>75832107
civil war when?
SUNDERLAND
le smug twitter man
all that TV liscence money going to good use here
Is Sunderland actually on another planet?
CANNOT FUKING HEAR ANYTHING
Exit poll predicted a bigger swing to Labour than we've seen in the 2 results so far
Get ready for new PM
>>75832202
wew
why do the lib dems have some emo as their candidate
That fucking swing from ukip to the tories
That's pretty big
>>75832261
>>75832264
I'm unemployed
How old is that LD candidate
RADICAL CENTRIST SPOTTED
Paul EDGEworth
>>75832263
bbc.co.uk/news
no
this can't be happening
WE ARE THE DAAAALEKS
LABOUT 24K
TORIES 12K
HAHAHAHA
WHO /DEAF/ HERE BROS
me in the yellow
I'll stop posting my travel photos now
But I'll say that as aesthetic as this may look from afar, just imagine how terrible it would be living in an expensive 400 square foot flat without A/C or a washer/dryer so you have to hang your underwear on your mold-infested balcony
That's Hong Kong
oh shit oh shit oh shit
Exit pollsters are being BTFO here
>>75832259
Is New Game 2 next season?
>>75832282
it's to go with the horror theme of this election since conservatives have a mummified corpse
spoiler: the exit polls are wrong
uninterested in it this time think im going to bed
>>75832294
>>75832304
looks about 17
>>75832258
the absolute state of the north
>>75832288
4 u
[static screaming intensifies]
NEED a Sunderland MP gf
>>75832304
looks like a 14 year old lmao
>>75832318
think so, the news ive read said july
>>75832315
kino
WHICH CHANNEL SHOULD I WATCH
>>75832324
No shit, it's like these niggers have never watched an election before
>>75832000
320 = 8 * 40
Rasheeds: 2
Rorkes: 0
>>75832326
Hope you never wake up your horrible little kshit nonce. Stop fiddling kids.
>all that effort to count the votes quickly
>no one bothered to check the audio quality
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MACKEMS?!
>>75832293
>taking niggers out of britain
Where do I sign up for this?
ukip outdoing LD
nice
>>75832354
Dave
Here's how Bernie can still win:
Worried now. Cons doing better in very safe Labour seats
>POOKIP
tory will get 400+ seats
>>75832351
Excellent news
>>75832293
MY CRAZY SUN PROTECTORS
I told you labour would win
I told you
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>75832354
BBC for the Question Time man
>>75832362
326 is needed to form a majority
>>75832354
BBC you fucking Deano
>>75832315
Very glad that I live in a comfy village. I'd wither away in these appalling conditions
>>75832385
Agreed
It's over for Labour
>>75832315
I live in 350 square feet and don't have a.c., washer/dryer, or a balcony
political idea: ban nonces
did we win lads?
>>75832395
they won't win
done well though
>>75832354
Babestation
Need a gf to smash me in the bollocks every time there's a Tory result
>>75832373
>watching the 2010 election
imagine watching any channel other than radical centrist BBC1
edgy as fuck
>>75832326
Good you fucking bankers bonuses
>outside Tim's house
bit creepy
>>75832395
but they didn't
watching babymetal
>>75832421
post qts
feels when if it's this close we won't know result until 3pm tomorrow, go to bed lads
>>75832445
messing him around
>>75832433
Sky News is actually better than the British Bolshevik Corporation, but you have to put up with adverts
>>75832315
would love to fire a 406mm naval HE shell right into that
>-16%
Rorkes BTFO
Watching the election with my dad and my cat and bantering about the election while shitposting here
Nothing comfier, love this
I'm very confused right now
>>75832449
I heard babymetal on the radio at a pub in rural somerset last year. weird feeling.
>>75832413
>32 sq m
>in yankland
lmao how? your houses are like 200 sq m
Wonder what the betting odds are for Dimbleby having a heart attack mid-coverage
>>75832433
bbc one is a leftie hugbox
>>75832475
post cat and dad
Uh Oh, got my hopes up for no reason. Cons not doing awful but May wont stay on
>>75832456
>UKIP -16%
>>75832488
I wonder how wrong this will be in the morning
>>75832433
ITV had George Osbourne on earlier which was fantastic
now hes gone im back to the Beeb though
>MFW UKIP literally cease to exist
>>75832488
I wish that cunt was hanging
Reckon we'll see a huge swing away from UKIP
>>75832505
grim
Not surprised by the swing to Conservatives in the first 2 seats so far, I've noticed a bit of a surge in support for them up here and mainly because of Brexit. It could just be that it's a phenomenon localised to the North East or the exit poll really could be wrong.
Niall Ó Donnghaile of Sinn Féin;
'No we aren't taking our seats. We're elected on an abstentionist platform and are mandated to uphold it'
- slight paraphrase of what he just said on BBC NI
the pet runt
>>75832516
more votes than LD
>>75832491
>bbc one is a leftie hugbox
Lel. stop being silly lad
>>75832505
would 2bh
>>75832488
jezza looks cute in that pic <3
>>75832516
that was because their only MP defected to the conservatives
not becayse of voting shifts (although that was devastating too)
I just found out about the police terrorist raids in the morning. Two people were arrested in the house opposite me and terrorist response units were sitting on our fence.
Proper movie shit right here lads
>no gf
22 y/o and still virgin :(
>>75832488
sorry to play this card but i can't resist:
le british tooth.jpeg
>>75832505
just depessing
>>75832475
What did your cat vote?
>>75832516
>>75832507
>>75832474
They got what they wanted in the end. What's the point of even caring about them?
>>75832475
what's the cats name
>>75832278
Trump?
>>75832486
it's an expensive city
>>75832488
How long has Daily Mirror had 'fighting for you' as it's motto? That's a fucking joke
>>75832324
Exit polls have been really accurate actually
>>75832733
This, but you should take the close encounters with a grain of salt. Trump took 4 swing states from Hillary that the exit polls had predicted for her.
>>75832733
Literally everyone is saying this is likely to be wrong.
>>75832315
Being born a chink is probably a worse fate than being an African. At least the African can be an indolent lazy shit, drinking cheap moonshine and not having to worry about his 4am-11pm sweatshop shift in the morning.
Tbh, being a nigger in Africa sounds pretty good unironically
tired of all this politics already desu
>>75833116
Go to bed then anon, you can know the result in the morning and go about your day from there.