/brit/

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anime

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Kstew or Cara?

plymouth is a conservative stronghold and 99% white

When are the first results coming in and where can I view them?

Sinn fein and SDLP will prop up labour - united Ireland SOON lads

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>>75830723
HASTA LA VISTA SIONISTA

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/a/

so corbyn basically won then?

>>75830776

Laura Kuenssberg

are jeremy (not corbyn, graphman)

>>75830723
>could have
They DID win it.

>>75830776
Kirsten

>Finchley and Golders Green is a Labour gain

Oy Vey!

Why are UKIP running if we're already leaving the EU?

>>75830723
Who here voted for Brexit purely to get these two kicked out of power?

>>75830788
lol no

Who will replace May when she resigns?

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JEZZAS BASED GRAPHS


>>75830741

I always think she looks a bit french (mongy) desu

>>75830788
not so much corbyn winning as May losing

big time

What would happen to brexit with another Tory-Lib Dem coalition

Why didnt Cameron just stay?

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LOVE pints
HATE fast /brit/

Laura Cummyberg

MAGGIE WHAT HAVE WE DONE
TO ENGLAND

I'm genuinely angry at this stage.

She has fucked this shit SO HARD.

mental if labour flip some of these seats

think im going to watch anime and check on /brit/ between episodes so I get the gist but don't have to feel the stress of minute-to-minute changes

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JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCK MY ENTIRE COUNTRY UP FAMALAM

>>75830788
how thick are you

CORBYN POWERLESS
MAY PUNISHED

BEST RESULT

I'd like to make a point about coilitions
on a local level, ie where I am, the tory people in the council are either incompetent or simply unwilling to do any work, so they're basically getting led around by the nose by the SNP
same for labour of course
it's not really an alliance but they're not butting heads so much as you would expect

>>75830781
The first two will be out by 11pm, then you'll have to wait another hour for the rest to start trickling in.

>>75830810
kek

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He will return when we most need him

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https://youtu.be/TP6K_SppY2s

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jeremy vine looks like he's about to fight metal gear ray

>>75830776
Kstew, that spy movie was top notch melted my teen heart

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>>75830783
>SDLP

ummmmm no sweetie x

>>75830776
Kstew when she has long hair.

Well congratulations, you just lost your majority. What's the next stage of your master plan?

>>75830818
wont happen
Lib Dems are completely opposed to the Tories this election

Are Jezza btfoing cuckservatives

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>right wing tears

delicious

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Wonder what he's thinking

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**blocks your majority**

If Labour get into power I will kill myself live on webcam for the lads on /brit/, screencap this.

>>75830884
CRASHING THIS BREXIT

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>75830854
honestly this is the best possible outcome if you don't consider brexit
brexit will be FUCKED under a hung parliament

Not the end of the world right guys? I mean at least Tories would still be in power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DAbQywWyw

wew lads my constituency might go red

Hope she fucking resigns

lads

settle down


everyone shut up. lets talk about trump

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>>75830862
witness the power

>lets just completely sabotage Brexit because muh bennies

Kill yourselves you utterly rancid parasites

>>75830884
crashing this island with no survivors?

THE POUND SINKING LIKE AN ABSOLUTE STONE

GUFFAWING

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Rorkes on suicide watch

>>75830918
Yeah but this will fuck with Brexit

>>75830903
Probably fucking hates most of his party for fucking up his career so I'd imagine he's relatively happy.

>>75830929
wot happened with comey

>>75830922
Only ever lived in Labour and SNP 60+ percenters lol

>>75830810
lmao

sexism is why Hillary and May lost

it's not 100% over is it? based on the exit poll, labour would need to get the support of SNP and lib dems to get a majority?

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WE

ARE

FUCKED!!!!!

If I lose just six seats I will lose this election and Jeremy Corbyn will be sitting down to negotiate with Europe
t. theresa "retard" may

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>voted leave
>voted labour

>>75830949
hahahahaha

>>75830788
are you thick?

lets see how thick you are ;)

>>75830929
impeachment soon wahey

>>75830950
MOGG SURGE

hate lefties
hate corbyn
hate hung parliaments
love are may

>>75830946
Having a democracy is really bad for business.

>>75830968
Conservatives win but its not a real victory.

>>75830973
FOY

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nue9EXetzpM

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absolutely HOWLING

TORY TEARS

Wish we could have a referendum to go back to before the brexit ref and pretend nothing has happened

>>75830867
What a nonce

What has been the largest ever majority?

I wonder how leadsom would have done in mays place
I feel like she would have done better no matter what

Who will replace theresa may as PM lads?

wait what if it was may's plan to lose this election on purpose because she didn't want to negotiate brexit?

#HopeoverHate

>>75831024
probably wouldn't have called this stupid election to begin with

Imagine having the potential to win a bunch of seats and somehow fucking that.

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>>75830930
It's all about the angle

where the fuck are the greens getting a seat

Michael Gove is so unlikable

>>75830950
does that not man age or does he just reverse ageing by eating the poor?

>>75830956
dug himself into a hole all while pretty much absolving trump of getting in trouble over his firing

>>75830984
waheeyyy

>>75831025
stevie crabb

>>75831025
Michelle O'Neill

>>75831055
Brighton

>>75831018
Funny how Cameron has disappeared but will go down as the PM that literally ruined the UK.

Think I'll be emigrating, why would I raise a family in a soon-to-be third world country.

>Macron/Merkel winning their elections
>EU army on the horizon
>UK going to be relegated to Norway-type vassal status without influence within the EU

It's great to be a European Federalist.

>>75831063
>absolving trump of getting in trouble over his firing
reeeee

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>>75831036
Mr Corbyn your free helicopter ride has arrived

>>75831049
the virgin powerstance

I for one am glad May can't watch me watching tranny porn

I heard something about abbot getting shoved to the side for the election but I dont know if that was some magical dream where no-one had to deal with """""""""""her""""""""""""

>>75830968
That wouldn't even be a majority according to the exit poll. I can't see any likely coalition unless it involves N.I parties and I don't know enough about N.I politics to say. The betting markets have just shifted to Conservative minority government being the most likely option.

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>SNP -22

So who's the new conservative leader?

How would a hung parliament fuck brexit?

You know what we need? Another election.

where's that pic of poo running down May's legs in that power stance of hers!

>>75831122
Removes the negotiating power of the leading party.

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>>75830776
cara

remember two months ago when labour was in a state and everyone thought it would be a tory landslide

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>>75831105
>not wanting mummy May to watch you have a cheeky wank

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huuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAUUAAURRGGGHHHHH

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>>75831113

Got tricked into the wrong new thread. Never felt like such a TIT in my life desu

I have a feeling that the exit poll will be completely wrong 2bh

>>75831122
brexit is finito if jezza wins

rorkes and the daily mail and the sun are on suicide watch

>>75831137

wonder what can you trade your mummy may points for

hope no coalition can be formed and we get PR

>>75831122

No more than usual. We were always going to get fucked with le no deal woman

>>75830776
babs > kstew > cara

so corbyn won?

T W E N T Y F O U R

>>75831157
haha me too haha

>>75831113
scot here I didn't vote snp this time, no point. We caused shit for a few weeks last time and that's all we wanted them for.

>>75831078
>PM that literally ruined the UK

Not his fault the general public are mongs

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cheeky £30 on labour majority x

>>75831190
POST IT

>>75831137
Think cannot be real.

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i voted for trump but i hope may loses PM because she's a paragon of awful

If Corbyn wins it for Labour we should be grateful for the support of all those clever Tories who paid £3 to vote for him in the leadership contest.

:)x

where's toby young?

E L E C T O R A L A N N I H I L A T I O N

Honestly anything other than a massive gain of seats is a loss to the tories

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hung parliament?

the centrist's result.

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who fucked this country the hardest?

>>75831181
yes

>>75830791
It doesn't matter what corbyn says

Sinn Féin won't take their seats because abstentionism from the British parliament is one of their oldest and most important policies. They won't prop up a British government, no matter what party it is.

Even though she looks like Douglas Carswell, I wouldn't mind a bit of the ol' rompy-pompy with Kussenberg

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>>75831152
Never felt a tit in my life

>mummy may won't be able to delete /brit/
phew, almost had to actually find a hobby there, glad thats solved haha

Very interesting to see that the Conservatives would be in a much worse shape if not for the SNP collapse in Scotland. Labour have cleaned up in English marginals.

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*persuades May to call an election*
*turns to camera and smirks*

>>75831181
No neither won, so the British People won

>>75831169
panda pops and tuck shop biscuits

>>75831190
#hopesolonothate

Sargon is absolutely FUMING

>>75831202
hopefully he's hanging himself

>>75831216
Mate you're lucky. I often feel like one.

>>75831078
move here lad

things are great

>>75831206
Me on the right

>>75831233
link

>>75831078
>cameron calls for a vote thinking he will win anyway
>may calls for a vote thinking she will win anyway
really makes you think

SUNDERLAND 22:49
NEWCASTLE 22:50

>>75831226
Love that series

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>>75831206
Yorkshire

>>75831113
>>75831187
Same, voted for Corbyn because I reckon he'll piss off the English even more than the snp this time

>>75831233
I can't fucking stand that cunt or thunderfoot or what ever his name is

Populist retards are destroying this country.

Brexit under a coalition government with Corybn in power is the final nail in the coffin.

>>75831259
out of touch old tory fucks

>>75831137
"and remember, kids, if you see your parents doing anything your government wouldn't like --- report it."

May: worst PM since Eden?

>>75831206
racists

>>75831257
On his live steam channel

>hung parliament
>lib dem surge

oh look, radical centrists win, again, and again and again

>>75831233
>Carl Benjamin
Fucking dick, seriously shitting on Iraqi's legacy via existing

>>75831233
That's what he gets for plugging the tories so much

>but I'm on the left guys ;) ;)

any news from our mate owen jones?

>>75831220
FUCK SCOTLAND

Rorkes can't say it's Lefty anymore

>>75831281
only if she actually loses her majority

>Tories taking a seat that currently has almost a 10,000 SNP majority

Very sceptical of this exit poll lads

>>75831122
The ruling party now has to beg other parties everytime they want to pass a bill on virtually anything if they form a minority government rendering it almost completely paralyzed.

If they form a coalition they have to negociate all the conditions of the coalition government beforehand.

So it all comes down to the other parties. For example, I seriously doubt that the Lib Dems and the SNP would tolerate a minority government/form a coaltion.

>>75831298
he's happy corbyn won

>>75831228
so britain is an anarchy now? FUCK YES, finally

>>75831297
Tories are left

>>75831137
>>75831279
That was a plot point in 1984, right? The annoying neighbour guy raised his kid to be a shitbag rat?

Literally shaking right now unironically

can't wait for more inflation

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872927950202695680

the fucking state of SNP

>>75831277
>out of touch old tory fucks
nobody expected brexit

when forex predicted wrongly you know it's a shock result

>The Conservatives were forecast to get 316 seats in 2015's poll - but they actually secured 331 seats overall, a majority of 12.

>Labour won 232 seats, but they were forecast to pick up 239 seats.

>And while the Lib Dems were forecast to get 10 seats, they actually wound up with 8 seats.

WHEN MAY WINS
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
'CAUSE SHE WAS NEVER GONE

Literally shaking my dick right now unironically

Which yank news network covers UK stuff the most?

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>>75831311

>>75831347
That's good news at least.

Miss Montreal lads :/

>>75831332
not so much a plot point as just something that was mentioned while he was over there fixing the sink

>>75831266
What series

>>75831212
They will take their seats for corbyn, a man who's always been a friend of Ireland

No one gives a shite about abstentionsim its not 1918

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>UKIP 0

Wouldn't mind living in a nightmarish Orwellian dystopia as long as I get a government security job and get to batter degenerates all day.

>>75831349
nobody expected may to lose the majority (if it happens anyway)

rorkes have gone very quiet

Hate all these fannies in Sunderland trying desperately to get the first count done

It's time to come back /brit/s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg

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>>75831274
ah yes, socialists will save us all

>>75831395
I'm still here sweety

can corbyn actualy do it

>>75831393
Victory Gin for everyone.

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
YOU WERE WARNED

>>75831373
the original house of cards ofc silly

Betting markets have swung back to thinking a Conservative majority is most likely

>>75831233
bog sim, his sargon >>>>>> sargon of youtube

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Anyone excited to see just how fucked we are

>>75831206
Scummy London pakis and their voter fraud did.

>>75831396
They all want to get to bed

>>75831390
farage is the draw

>>75831393
neither would i desu
being a riot policeman looks fun

>>75831395
They're crying and self harming
Sad!

>>75831393
All my favourite furry porn artists would certainly be gassed and I don't know if I could live without a fresh Etheross pic every month

Can't be fucked with another election
Just work together

happy:
>the SNP is BTFO

worried:
>Lab/SNP/LD/PC/G/SF coalition is possible
>No Mummy May majority
>UKIP dead

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>>75831395
fucked off to /pol/

>>75831395


How? We didn't have a dog in this fight. All we wanted was a Labour failure and we got it

>SNP losing seats
GOOD
Get those traitorous runtoids out of the fucking UK parliament

>>75831424
>gif
fuck off

>>75831424
It's fine. Exit polling is going to be way off

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The absolute state of finland

>>75831396
same, just do it right you dosey cunts

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>30,000 voters have been interviewed for exit poll
This poll is bullocks.

>>75831437
get on the cross

Got all comfy for an early night because I thought Corbyn was going to lose hard

Wish I had the energy to stay up now, oh well aha x

>>75831360
>50% accuracy
>pretty accurate

>>75831424
yes

>Sunderland declare first
>It'll be Labour anyway

Seems a waste of time when it's not a marginal.

>>75831393

Would like to live in a cyberpunk dystopia and be a part of the evil corporations desu

>>75831444
>>UKIP dead
Who cares? We already have brexit - of what use are they now?

>>75831414
rorkes are fags

colour me shocked

Stop bullying Sunderland
if southerners pulled their fingers out their arse we wouldn't have to stay up all night

get those nukes revving corbz

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>family is arguing again

>>75831461
>historical reference
you're dead too, pal

>>75831455
merely practicing their ancestral traditions innit

>>75831437
>thank you for reporting this post to the ministry of truth

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>>75831445
we're here to stay /leftypol/

>>75831444
>sinn fein in the coalition
you might be retarded

>>75831459
Polls are for shaping public opinon, not to measure

>>75831455
top covfefe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqBMq5Q4s1o
thread theme

>>75831485
>fags

FOY

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Why is Mummy may doing so badly lads?

SF would never coalition - it would create a very hard Ireland border

>>75830979

If that happens economists will for decades point at the UK as to why democracy is bad.

>>75831455
Pointless people.

>UKIP voters switching to Labour

Howling, they really just want to see the world burn

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WHOS FANTASY IS IT NOW, FAGETS?

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>Leftypol will be here until the re-election


Oh God

>>75831459
Yea they should've inverviewed everyone and given them footballers wages while they were at it

>>75831455
alright lets band together to coach a hobbyhorse team


it'll just be front to fuck those girls though haha obviously

>>75831523
because she's a nutcase who wants a nanny state

>>75831455
>finland
It would be

is six 8% pints too much?

JOHN CURTICE

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>>75831504
this is a leftpol general rorkes out

>>75831523
because she's more like a grandmummy. the senile kind.

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>>75831481
thats why im moving to hongkong desu

>>75831383
You know nothing about Sinn Féin

direct quote from a BBC NI contributor 2 mins ago - "anyone who thinks SF will take their seats probably hasn't spoken to a member of Sinn Féin once in their lives". Sums it up for me. They won't take the seats

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>parents are yelling at each other

>>75831504
Milan did nothing wrong

>>75831524
They could tolerate a Labour-led minority government while not being part of the formal coalition.

>>75831560
fair amount yea

>>75831523
She has a condescending air and falls back on slogans rather than detailed discussion.

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>>75831538

This has to be the longest raid in 4chan history

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qt MP

>>75831524
What?

>>75831573
already sick of you

cunt

tories need a man leading them
who should it be?
Fallon? Davis? BoJo? Mogg?
i'd even be ok with Gove
MUMMY NEEDS TO GO

More university educated people vote for labour, therefore they are smarter

>>75831537
>War replaced with free everything

Don't know about you lads but I like the sound of that

>pakis from ummah.com pretending they're actually from /leftypol/

Seen through your tricks

charts man!

>>75831490
We had our weekly argument yesterday. Couple of days of tension, we can all pretend to be happy and then just wait out the calm for the next argument.

Hopefully dad hits my younger brother next time because I don't think my older one is down for taking more hits....

>>75831598
lord craven

>>75831459
They only do it for marginal seats, of which there are barely any. 30k is enough

>>75831595
is this all because i said 'pray tell' in that post

unusual phrasing is a classic gimmick to get more replies, dont take it personal

>the BBC right now
see the TV liscense going to good use

>>75831523
because she is the type of shit mum that won't let her kid stay out when it's dark, or drink, or watch 18 movies when their 17, or makes her kids eat pizza with a knife and fork

>>75831574
Exactly, it's literally in their constitution. It would be suicide for them to do it.

>>75831574
Wrong. Trust me, I have insider info.

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>>75831575
>parents

what does it feel like having them

>Suderland vote counting autism race

No one gives a flying fuck about your meaningless gimmick, just count the votes properly you mongs

>>75831444
>Sinn Féin

jfc
Stop spouting shite, they're not taking their seats

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo

>>75831603
Universities are bluepill centres, they're dumber.

>>75831575
why?

>>75831504
did he just punch the dog for no reason? hilarious

God i hope the strange dopplegangers from 2010 are back. Don't dissapoint me BBC

fuck everyone in this thread

>>75831593
dont know had a blonde moment

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>>75831612
right now my mum is wailing and my dad is yelling and exasperated

>>75831459
>30,000 isn't a big sample size

this one didn't pass stats hahaha

>>75831637
like bags of sand

>>75831537
bruh that sounds awesome

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the leftists will consider this loss a victory

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>want to stay up and watch this shit
>work tomorrow

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LID DEM SURGE

Kingdom of Jerusalem party when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA

>>75831648
>t. couldnt get into uni

Vine's technodrome is breaking

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>>75831591
She looks cheeky

>>75831666
my mum says I'm good with computers haha

>>75831648
dumb rorke

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>>75831089

We shoot down helicopters, rorke

>>75831552
They're like 14 you fucking nonce.

Where can I buy a hobby horse?

>>75831555
see
>>75831531

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forgot the election was today lads

>>75831623

nah its because you've already posted it like 5 times and cyberpunk is gay go to bed

>>75831591
would be nice to take her and transform her from the uptight politician that she is and allow her to blossom into the sexual dynamo that she clearly is on the inside

>>75831718
How much of a runt

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Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

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BLOCKING THIS MAJORITY

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>5'8

Went to vote and got told I was too short

want to sniff a girls bumhole

>>75831677
Perhaps because it quite literally is.
Corbyn was a joke just one month ago. Today, he cucked Maymay out of what should have been an easy victory.

>>75831637
it's ok, but they argue all the time
what happened with yours?

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>>75831733

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>>75831733

>>75831637
your dad pays the bills with salty coins and your mum nurses your with her milk

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>>75831706
yeah hopefully with your cuck leader in it

Is it possible that Labour will form a coalition with SNP and LD? How stable would it be?

>>75831749
They smell like poo.

>>75831749
Sniffed the gf's and it smelt of dark chocolate. Fascinating.

>>75831603
simply untrue

>>75831749
did that with the gf
used to rub her bum hole with my willy and let her sit on my face and stuff :)

>>75831603
Any mong can get a university degree in the UK. Even a C-standard student who would typically work in retail or manual labour 20 years ago can get a place studying English or social science amongst a plethora of other undergraduate degrees.

>>75831733
Who's even likely to take over the party at this point? Boris Johnson?