Results edition
This is literally ALL May's fault. She's going down fast.
Remember they had an insane majority at the start, and she's manage to fuck it entirely.
boooooo
First for
CYMRU
Y
M
R
U
COMRADE CORBYN
>>75829739
CAN'T ABSORB
who here /hung parliament/
>no overall majority
HOWLING
are jezbollah
gf just sent me this
women lol
were all fucked
Democrats sweep midterms in 2018
Pendulum is now swinging back and we never even got Obamacare repeal.
At least the SNP got blown the fuck out. I hate all their MP's with a passion.
may and corbyn are both shitters
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE
OF DIRT
what are these runts doing in sunderland
why are they treating this like a sport
>>75829790
Who /hung/ ?
Hung parliament and SNP btfo
In for a good night lads
>>75829766
thats what you get being a shit cunt and trying to start a personality contest
Why did she do it?
She had 4 years to go.
This has to be the most stupid political move in a while
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
jocks SEETHING
They should just do a head to head vote in a weeks time like they do in France.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WE'VE GOT THE MAJORITY HERE
ah yes let's vote for labour and ruin brexit
that's what's best for the UK
you still wont get you free uni dickheads
need a kernow gf
Imagine if it all ends up being wrong and we get a gorillion for conservatives
>>75829828
Tradition
redpill me on what just happened
>>75829854
So one party gets every seat?
>minus 22 seats SNP
CAN'T ABSORB THE CORB
FUCK the SNP
SNAP was the only way May could slunk out
repeat after me boys
STRONG
STABLE
MAJORITY
IT. WAS. HER. TURN.
>UKIP
>0
>UKIP
>0
>UKIP
>0
>UKIP
>0
>have a majority
>call a snap election just to fellatio yourself
>start with a 20+ point lead
>fuck up and end up with a minority
>the state of may
>>75829890
hung parliment
Fuck the SNP desu
>>75829846
>She had 4 years to go.
3. And she wanted to increase majority
Hate Nick Robinson's voice
>>75829871
>that massive gulf between labour&conservatives and everyone else
Wonder if the normoes will ever consider voting for anyone besides the big two.
WEAK
WOBBLY
MINORITY
how the fuck are there 18 seats taken by irrelevant shit parties but ukip doesn't have a single seat?
>>75829890
The prime minister and the UK just fucked itself in the arse yet again.
dad reckons May will have to resign after this
lol
MADAME
PRIME
MINISTER
>>75829871
>Tim's fucking face
>Labour, Green, Plaid Cymru, SNP "progressive coalition", negotiating our "exit" from the EU
Just imagine it lads
Wew lads. This is like Christmas. Got exactly what I hoped for.
The British government is in so much disarray right now that they will except pretty much any shit agreement the EU will offer them in the end.
I know the manifestos and whatnot were big deal but the obvious subtext here is that Trump winning just caused huge anti-right wing sentiment across Europe and we're back to 2008.
>>75829890
People shooting their loads over exit polls
So who is going to be the new conservative leader?
>LD +6
yellow surge
the smug lefty runts are going to be unbearable
at least maybe May will stand down
>>75829954
It's accept you nigger. learn english
>>75829954
*accept
Told you about Hastings lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1lUhei7A4
>>75829944
those are northern irish parties mate
>>75829966
they dont really have anyone!
Boris maybe? but hes a joke
>>75829871
refuse to believe SNP can lose that many seats
>>75829932
He had lung cancer
>>75829890
An old tired cunt just killed herself.
SPELL ICUP NIBBA
BOTTOM TEXT
hung parliament would be the best for everyone
>may's asinine surveillance shite wouldnt get passed
>corbyn isn't leader
>>75829938
Never. We /USA/ soon, expect next election to be between Simon Cowell and Cherie Blair
>>75829865
We had a Dr. standing in Norwich North too.
Labour are literally walking memes "MUH NHS" and communist momentum students this cycle. Bizarre
>>75829766
people just got sick of being mocked with fucking 'strong and stable' while watching anything but happen
>>75829966
REES-MOGG
E
E
S
|
M
O
G
G
>Amber Rudd losing her seat as well
Holy shit it just gets better and better
At least the SNP have done shit.
Brexit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
RED SURGE
>>75829947
Would be a bit weird if she resigned after keeping PM status
Bit weird anyway that she might win PM while massively damaging her own credibility
>>75830007
It's been a terrible campaign overall. I genuinely don't know how they've managed to fuck up so hard.
RUDD OUT
>>75829846
>>75829927
Moreso she wanted a mandate to govern
HUNG
PARLIAMENT
>>75829990
There's a lot of tossups apparently
>The united cuckdom
>>75829944
>UKIP
nice meme mr. hitler
Where have all the tory cunt posters gone?
>STRONG AND STABLE
Bwahahahha.
>>75829990
How? Sturgeon and the SNP are about as obsolete as UKIP if they aren't going to push another fucking referendum.
>>75829766
GOT to be one of the biggest fuck-ups in history oh deary me
It wasn't supposed to be like this...
Wait and see 2bh
I genuinely think that we'll see a majority still.
that's it I'm moving to the states
SUUUUUUUUUUURGE
CYMRU SWEEP
W
E
E
P
>May called election because she was so confident of sweeping the election
>polls predict she's lost seats
>labour gain 34
SCREECHING
>>75829957
Think the sentiment was caused by conservative austerity resulting in quantitative easing and still producing a ballooning national debt and stagnant economy
Conservatives: Down 16 on the 2015 seat result
Labour: Up 34
SNP: Down 22
Lib Dems: Up 6
Plaid Cymru: No change
Greens: No change
COMRADES THE BUGLES ARE SOUNDING
>it's a BBC spends another £100,000 on a giant touchscreen because dude touchscreens are futuristic technology
every show, every time, cannot bear watching a presenter prod a screen and wait for it to react
May needs our help my bros
focus your meme magic and she will win
*haaaayahhhhhhh*
>im interested in the election
THE BBC ARE SO FUCKING
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
may should fuck off anyway she wasn't even elected and she's technologically illiterate
Why is KStew so perfect lads?
big dave must be regretting a lot right now
>>75830097
great post
So everyone said no coalitions but now they'll have to
Remember that momentum nutters and lefties are VERY loud, and there will probably be a shy tory effect.
PM FARRON
Lmfao if the Tories have won the exit polls then they've got it in the bag
There's no such thing as "shy-labour voters"
genuinely hope every blairite that moaned about corbyn over the last two years is lined up against a wall and shot
>>75830095
Can I transmit my HIV through that because if so sign me up
TORY SCUM
>>75830115
>but now they'll have to
Or we go again to the polls
>>75830134
314 isn't a majority
>>75830129
its an exit poll sweetie
>>75830095
*raises arms for genkidaMay*
>tfw this poll is wrong and mummy still wins by a slim majority
>>75829739
CORBYN WILL MAKE THE UK RED AGAIN
In 2015, the exit poll said 316-269-58.
Today, 314-270-40-16-5-1
I'm going with Conservatives being about where they were.
don't you have a majority system? highest amounts of votes gets to form government?
>>75830150
No, but factoring in shy tories can make a difference.
>>75830156
Yeah, and the shy tory effect still happens.
>exit poll from 140 polling stations
>650 seats which loads of polling stations
don't understand why anyone bothers with these
how can they predict 1 green and 0 ukip seats if they only took a sample from 1/5 of the constituencies?
>women in charge of winning elections
HAHAHAHAH
>tfw everyone in my family voted labour
who /socialist famalam/ here
howling at all the rorkes who were absolutely ass blasted when I insinuiated there would be a hung parliament last week
this will be a good night
>>75830171
"mummy" is right, she looks like a fucking corpse
So where do you think all the labour seats have come from? I reckon Scotland
The absolute STATE of UKIP
What happens if no party wins a General Election majority?
The party with the most seats can choose to either form a coalition or rule as a minority government.
If the winning party decides to rule as a minority government it will be reliant on the support of smaller parties to pass legislature.
Or it can form a coalition with another party or parties so the combined number of seats amount to an absolute majority.
>>75829990
I don't understand this either, not only because the Conservatives were expected to be the ones taking seats from them but because almost everyone I've talked to planned to vote for them. Surely this means that Labour have exceeded expectations in England/Wales by a lot.
>Diane Abbott will be negotiating Brexit for us
leftpol discord IN
>>75830176
the majority party gets to form the government
I hope we can beat the belgians and have a hung parliament for ages
>>75829890
May had a slim majority won by Cameron in 2015 to negotiate with the EU.
She gambled that the poor polling of Corbyn she could increase her majority and score a sweet 5 years with a destroyed Labour party and bigger majority to force bills through.
According to exit polls she has actually reduced the vote share BELOW the majority needed to form a government. Corbyn up +34% from Labour's 2015 finish.
If exit polls are accurate we're totally fucked and all of Brexit will now be in jeopardy. Labour are the only other main party that want Brexit and they won't powershare with May because they're the opposition. The Lib Dems, Greens, SNP, they all want to stop or limit Brexit and May may need to cut a deal with them to get a majority.
If we're really really fucked a "progressive alliance" may be able to build more seats than the Tories and then everything is in ruin. Brexit is essentially cancelled or a shambles. It'll be a shaky left-wing alliance with socialist Corbyn at the helm (a literal socialist, not just a useless socialist in name only like Hollande)
Labour+SNP+Lib Dem coalition
>Con -17
>Lab +34
JUST
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
let's be honest here lads
may should never have become leader of the tories in the first place
>>75830110
Miss him and George
allowing the EU referendum was the biggest mistake since Blair bombing innocent countries
BREXIT CANCELLED
BREXIT CANCELLED
BREXIT CANCELLED
BREXIT CANCELLED
BREXIT CANCELLED
BREXIT CANCELLED
BREXIT CANCELLED
>>75830204
>>75830189
I think my dad is a commie lite
Belgium here. I'm sitting in a bar in the Euro disctrict and all the eurocrats here are laughing their asses off while watching bbc world news.
>le fastest result meme
Sick of these faggots
Bet on a tory majority right now
Free money innit
Who are they? Various commie parties?
Could the Conservatives find 6 friends among them?
>i know the names of the political parties
BREXIT POSTPONED FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS
>>75830204
>BoJo is the alternative
Absolutely howling
Reminder DUP are now quite literally going to be a part of national govt and English """""men"""" have been eviscerated irrevocably
>>75830214
589 days
good luck with that
>>75830200
I expect scotland will mostly shift from SNP to tory
labour gains from england
lib dems continue slow and steady use of meme magic
When will we learn the results?
>>75830189
mum and dad conservative
me labour
rorke brother UKIP
Tories on suicide watch.
>>75830209
alri
ALL RISE FOR PRIME MINISTER CORBYN
>>75830246
It's always fucking Labour anyway
>>75830226
Nice consolidation and support there la watch for that area
>students in charge of ballots
They're going to fiddle it for Corbyn
CANNOT WAIT for rorke tears
WHAT THE FUCK WAS MAY THINKING
SHE HAD A HUGE MAJORITY
SHE FUCKING BLEW IT
>>75830204
The Labour Brexit negotiating team is Starmer, Gardiner and Thornberry. Abbott was never involved even when she had a cabinet post.
>>75830250
Referring to this of course
>>75830204
No she won't. Sir Keir Starmer QC will
>>75830250
politics don't work like that here
>>75830245
were you that belgian who was absolutely buttblasted during the brexit vote and thought they'd lose their job?
*banter stops*
>>75830300
kinda glad, very arrogant of her
why's everyone freaking out? What are the consequences of what's happening?
Am I correct in thinking that if a hung parliament was the case the Tories can still be the party in power or they can chose to form a coalition with another party
Sunderland on the brexit night was glorious
Honestly lads tell me what's happening I don't follow UK shit but I want to piss off my english mate who is currently crying for some reason over the election
>all those sixth-form titties jiggling as they run with the ballot boxes
good stuff
>>75830326
They can still be in power if there's no coalitions
blairites and rorkes on suicide watch
Even if the exit poll underestimates the conservative by 20 seats which is the usual margin of error, there was no point in her calling the election.
Tories are a fucking joke
>>75830326
Yes
>>75830336
'nce
i voted for labour very hesitantly. not sure what to feel right now.
>>75830336
nonce twat
>>75830129
>Remember that momentum nutters and lefties are VERY loud
So are OAPs.
They're hard to reach via conventional polling cos they don't answer the fucking phone or door.
But exit polls? They're loud
tory lib dem coalition
Hope the SNP get destroyed
>>75830300
She's an utter spastic. The daft bastards at CCHQ decided to base their campaign on personality with that fucking autist
>that hand
>>75830345
Pretty much. It's ruined her reputation already, she'll probably need to step down
>>75830363
shut up slot badger
>>75830322
Please tell you're under the age of 14.
>>75830322
Another election soon, no one can form a government
>>75830326
they can but unlike in 2015 they wont be able to find a coalition partner because of their extreme Brexit stance
>>75830332
Torys BTFO, specifically Theresa BTFO
Labour in ascendancy
HUGE surprise
what a slogan
>>75830326
Yes, they need 326 seats.
However, bear in mind that the exit polls were wrong-ish in 2015 too.
Tory/Labour Coalition
let me just drop this off here
>>75830322
Things will just take a bit longer and the pound will drop a bit. I think there's something like 2 years before we could call another election too.
AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX
>>75830388
kek
>>75830388
Very imaginative
>>75830176
>don't you have a majority system? highest amounts of votes gets to form government?
That's not how it works.
They have to have over 50% of seats.
Bodger/Badger Coalition
COALITION OF CHAOS
>>75830388
Great slogan
>>75830214
We had a hung parliament from 2010-2013 h-haha
who will replace may lads?
>exit poll
you all realize these aren't the actual results right?
May is Cameron 2.0
>choking a 24 (TWENTY FOUR) point lead
Screeching
>>75830388
i'd have gone with 'great slogan', but good post nonetheless
>>75830382
I'm 25. I fuck slags I don't follow politics.
>>75830388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kug7weZGiyc
>inb4 the n.irish parties form a coalition with corbyn
>>75830332
110% pakis voted.
>>75830326
coalition with who? lib dems and snp are both staunch pro-EU, it would be impossible
>>75830422
no, really?
>>75830421
Our Bojo
>>75830332
looks like might be Labour with a coalition of SNP, Plaid, some NI mongs and Green
>>75830422
wew Tory damage control 25 minutes late
how can corbyn become PM when tories have majority
UK gov't is weird
Tories have this in the bag. don't trust the polls
>>75830218
when are the results, tomorrow?
just fuck my parliament up
I don't know anything about british politics but apparently there's a bunch of meme parties in northern ireland
could the tories team up with some of those to get a majority?
>>75830368
0% chance after they got fucked for forming the last coalition. The most we'll see is parties offer to support the policies of the tory minority government on a case by case basis imo
A freaking sidenote
>>75830332
>I don't follow UK shit
;^)
>>75830462
Probably not. We're not going to see a coalition.
>>75830454
He can team up with another party if they agree and together they can have the majority of parliament seats and form a government.
>>75830462
nah
n.ire parties generally refuse to do that sort of thing
though they might back corbyn
>>75830454
Neither party has a majority, so the first one to convince the Lib Dems or SNP into a coalition becomes the leader
>>75830454
they don't have a majority dumb yank
>>75830479
well CNN is a pile of wank
would LOVE angus robertson to lose his seat
fat jock cunt showed himself up at the debate
>sterling in freefall
>brexit cancelled
>comrade corbyn prime minister
AAAHHHHHHHH FUCK LADS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>75830212
>>75830413
alri, so they needed 326 seats? JUST
>>75830462
yes, and they will team up with the DUP (large irish party) quite heavily
but now theyll have to horsetrade and bargain to get their way where before they could do literally whatever they wanted
>>75830458
exit poll says hung parliament, results through the night
>>75830450
That won't beat out Cons+NI party.
Imagine the shitstorm is Sinn Fein took seats in parliament to back up Corbyn though.
>>75830479
>reading fake news
This could only get better if Sinn Fein decides to take up their mandate, tolerating a Labour minority government.
I genuinely don't understand
Literally everything has been going the way the SNP needed it to go to get popular support
westminster literally blocking the will of the country for the referendum
brexit
scotslab doing the shitting themselves act again
I don't understand
>>75830454
She doesn't have a majority according to the exit poll. Wish Americans would FUCK OFF to their own threads. So fucking dense.
>>75830450
Nah, they can't get a majority so there's almost no chance a coalition. It'll be a conservative minority government
>>75830434
Then you're just thick and not worth the air you breathe.
say it with me lads
labour/lib dem/green/snp/plaid/alliance/sinn fein coalition of chaos
>>75830438
They won't
>>75830454
You need 326 seats to form government. You can do that if it is made up of various parties e.g. Labour + SNP + LibDems + PC, etc.
anime
>>75830486
i can see sinn fein backing corbyn
>rorkes think us lefties think Corbyn will win
Nah, we're just looking for a better position to be in.
MISS ME?
>>75830454
you need a majority, you can team up with parties to combine your seats and get a majority
it happened in 2010
>>75830322
If polls are accurate every single little Brexit decision is now subject to the approval of the Lib Dems, Green party, and SNP.
Basically we're not leaving the single market anymore.
We're keeping freedom of movement.
Infact we'll probably not leave at all.
BREXIT CANCELLED
>>75830486
DUP will back tories
labour is going to get more seats in Scotland than predicted I'm calling it now
>>75830526
would be probably the greatest meme of 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_04HQj4WnE
BREGGZIT POZKEKIATIONS
>>75830535
He played a fucking blinder
>>75830518
the pitiful whelps know their place.
>alex salmond and angus robertson both predicted to lose their seats
>>75830462
DUP generally back the Tories I think and Sinn Fein don't take their seats, I have no idea about the other ones
THERESA JUST HUNG HERSELF!!!!
May is such a fucking idiot
>>75830479
>American news
Okay sweetie
Bernie can still win
>>75830504
JUST
>>75830535
he was a smooth bastard desu
loved are dave
>>75830532
Decent post
holy shit
YouGov is even worse
MISS ME?
>>75830546
Cheers x
>>75830524
Gay cunt x
THE TORIES ARE WANKERS
TORY-LABOUR COALITION IMMANENT
She HAS to go
>>75830526
kek
>>75830326
>if a hung parliament was the case the Tories can still be the party in power or they can chose to form a coalition with another party
Yes but now they can't pass bills on their own.
Like for example accepting the Brexit deal and leaving the EU. The other parties can block it and keep us in the EU .
KPop/Anime coalition when?
>>75830567
>Amber Rudd could lose her seat
>>75830589
>gif
fuck off
>>75830535
Blair and Cameron Coalition when
How accurate are exit poll lads?
Any chance they could be wrong?
>>75830535
No, he's was a slimy fake cunt and a shit PM.
All the commentary is so vapid.
I'm about to shut off Sky News unless someone with something interesting to say pops up in about 20 seconds
>>75830567
Amber Rudd too.
Really wish liz would just shut down parliament and the country can return to the absolute monarchy sick of this democracy shit
YES
WE BREMAINERS NOW
COALITION
OF
CHAOS
who will be PM when May resigns after this shambles?
cannot understand how anyone would vote for the conservatives
Fuck off McDonnell
You were calling that she had no fucking mandate the entire fucking time and now you're complaining that she tried to get one
I HATE THIS FUCKING CUNT SO MUCH
Dude let me spy on you lmao WTF WHY ARENT YOU VOTING FOR ME
>>75830609
we are not compatible
>>75830567
this election is looking to be quite fun
love it when high ranking party members lose their seats
George Osborne said he heard from a Tory MP that they think it's worse than the exit poll in his constituency. Lmao
>>75830486
DUP were on track to propping up the Tories in 2015 until the Tories won a majority. This time they could do a deal
May has done well to be even more useless than Cameron
>>75830623
They're about as accurate as in your election when they all predicted Shillary would win.
>>75830518
It's almost impossible to get a landslide like that again tbf
>>75829953
Would be hilarious
Conservatives deserve this. May was absolutely shit so why did anyone expect her to succeed in the negotiations?
from the chaos nigel farage will rise to lead you
>>75830627
Try BBC1
>>75830638
is that marmalade
wtf i love cameron now?
>>75830623
Wrong by 0 in 2005/10
Wrong by 22 in 2015
They're pretty much dead-on recently
>>75830518
I don't understand either. I definitely understand the loss of support on the basis of referendum fatigue but it hasn't shown up in the Conservative vote in the exit poll and I don't believe that SNP seats would be lost to Labour
>mum told everyone she voted Tories
>she voted UKIP
Reckon shy Tories will pull it out the bag
>>75830623
they're fairly accurate but of course have a margin of error, 20 seats I think?
>>75829865
would
imagine how popular corbyn would be if he didn't have the whole media and most politicians against him
>>75830623
there certainly is a chance yeah
we've no results to test it against yet though, so we're still taking the exit poll in
>>75830623
>How accurate are exit poll lads?
Fairly
>Any chance they could be wrong?
Obviously yes
>>75830638
memes which is what all ukpol is
>>75830536
>>75830530
>>75830520
>>75830495
>>75830493
>>75830485
so what you're saying is the tories lost because it's unlikely that SNP or LibDem will form a coalition with them
I don't know what is happening but whatever is bad for UK it might be good for the world. Cheers.
Also, anime.
So how were all the polls wrong?
How is possible for a government to fuck itself in the arse so frequently?
>>75830608
>The other parties can block it and keep us in the EU
Article 50 has been triggered. We're not going to stay in simply if parliament rejects a deal
Want to shove my bellend in Laura Kuessenburg
>>75830623
yes, they were wrong on Brexit
but theyre fairly solid
>>75830653
Yeah I guess
I just didn't expect the tories to get that many votes from the rightmost elements of scotslab and dems
>>75830668
he's got some good fucking tastebuds does that cunt
>>75830638
Dave's tories were the most centralised the party has ever been, not incompetent hacks like May's
>>75830689
Coalition with the Tories literally decimated the Lib Dems, never again
The SNP hate the Tories and vice versa.
>>75830648
hating on BIG Dave
fuck off
>>75830689
yes
john mcdonnell creeps me out with his fake laughing during arguments
Laura Kuenssberg has such a weird face but I reckon she's a good shag
>>75830637
Boris. Haha
how deep into meltdown is /pol/?
REES MOGG IS THE NEW TORY LEADER
The Shy and Loud Corbynites have done it
>>75830672
But your mum's a shy kipper
That's even spookier
gay peruANO
>buy alcohol from supermarket
>lady at self checkouts looks at me and goes "hmmmmmmmm" before pressing the over 25 button
yes
>>75830535
I like the chameleon more than I liked you condom head
>>75830695
She's a little bit funny looking sometimes but that's part of her charm
>>75830533
Well you're retarded because Sinn Féin have NEVER taken their seats in the British parliament and will never prop up any british government
>>75830689
yes
lim dems are in a fucking state right now because of the coalition from 2010
SNP have said they wouldn't form a coalition with the torries
>>75830665
Yes BBC1 is great - I love watching newsline. NI politics is ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8kSNIbbL1M
>>75830722
They've got a sticky and everything
>>75830689
>SNP-Tory coalition
Hate Yanks
/brit/ is going too fast 2bh
>>75830454
>UK gov't is weird
>has electoral coll*ges
This has to be bait
>>75830691
They weren't though?
>>75830690
SLAGS
>>75830742
corbyn already wants to gibs falklands and gibraltar
>>75830602
>>75830702
Think it'll be more labour seats than expected, reckon a lot of people ignored scotslab voted for corbyn
>>75830452
Bruh.. lookitthis dood
>>75830535
COME BACK
>>75830567
Don't care about Salmond, he got BTFO when the independence referendum was done. I will fucking scream if Robertson gets chucked out though
>>75830714
wtf i love tom scott
>>75830255
You guys do know that Brexit is already scheduled for March 2019 with or without a deal?
>>75830193