/brit/

fob

Anyone watching the end of DIY SOS?

That fucking garden's going to be a nightmare to mow, and the house looks like a shoddy shipping container slapped together.

Awful.

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ash

The so-called islamic state

>>75828652
they are going to replace no u-turn signs with a picture of her face with a red line through it

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Aha e yer votin torey then get tae fuck ya wee bawba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KDCSvVxR_E

WHAT THE FUCK I HATE SAUDI ARABIA NOW

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the gf

browsing r/space
f*cking hella love science

would you go to a pub you've never been to before alone?

>>75828719

Name?

That Sunderland lad in here?

Right winger here, just voted for Corbo

Nothing to do with policy really, i am more in line with conservaties policy-wise
but the thing is, i dont actually trust the conservatives at all, I think they are just liars, so the policies dont matter, do they?
I voted corbyn, basically because even though I dont agree with his stuff quite often, he is at least kinda honest
thats it really
well, one other reason is, Cons doubled the debt, printed money like never before (QE), yet also CUT spending???? where did all that money go????? dont trust them Cons for shit

>>75828716

>>75828750
Prove it.

>>75828774
Ye

K E K
E
K

my brother voted ukip lmao dumb rorke cunt

>>75828758
I'd just get raped, no doubt

Never using Uber Eats again, been sitting here watching my delivery time get longer and longer

>>75828778
Ah yes better to elect a far left socialist

alri lads

going to buy a round of ciders

you want passionfruit guava or huckleberry finn?

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sipping on that runt life

conservative voters are scum

Anyone else in for the long haul?

>>75828832
ye

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>>75828737
Hhfbvygvyrcrd ghj. Gf v a eertyhb. Jim just NJ j

So did people forget about those 2 terrorist attacks already because of politics or

The mudslimes must be fuming

>>75828806
his party, the opposition and the lords would keep him in line

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FASCINATED.

HE'S FASCINATED.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>>75828839
Doubt it at this stage. Socialists are dedicated people.

voters are scum

>>75828778
Same lad

Had an open-bar event after work today which would have been the PERFECT chance to talk to the work oneitis, but when the opportunity presented itself to introduce myself to her I turned away immediately and stuck with the middle-aged blokes in my group so we could all talk about mortgages and getting on the property ladder. Better safe than sorry desu

>>75828837
W A L E S
A
L
E
S

Why has British music fallen so far since the 20th century?

>>75828845
tell me about farron
why does he hold the milk

>>75828758
>>75828758
>>75828758
>>75828758
>>75828758
need more replies to this, it will decide whether I go out tonight or not

>>75828855
CORBYN SURGE IMMINENT

>>75828786
Probs know u 2bh

SICK OF THESE BLOODY PAKIS

sick of it had enough

>>75828832
get the first 10 and you know the result

>>75828879
what are you on about, british music has gone from strength to strength

>>75828784
*proves it*

>>75828889
Might do, doubt it though.

I'll be moving to London this summer for my new whitehall job

>>75828869
Glad that I don't work aha

>>75828893
bit racist

>>75828893
'e

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>Exit poll predicting alex salmond to lose his seat

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anime

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>tfw spent a good half an hour thinking about a smiley face the workfu send me at the end of an email earlier
the absolute state of me

>you are now remembering the surprise sense of elation upon waking up to learn the result of the Brexit and Trump votes

would be decent banter if Jezza won just to relive the feeling

business idea: assassinate may if she wins

>>75828938
Fucking hope the SNP get destroyed lads x

>>75828943
FONT

HUNG PARLIAMENT!!!

:)
>>75828943

https://youtu.be/-7N0B0IVibY

'oon

Why are Scots voting Tories and not SNP? Are they all cucks?

>>75828951


I took the day off (after) for the US election

Literally the most amazing night ever

>>75828924
Being a corporate bitch has its benefits desu, I took over £30 worth of free food and drinks tonight, easy. The more you earn, the more free shit they give you.

how are you preparing for the 1000 year tory reich, lads?

>>75828965
I'll show you hung

*unzips parliament*

>>75828951
>waking up
>he didn't stay up all night for both

Brexit was better because it came in sooner and also we got Nige giving his 'Dawn is Breaking' speech

>>75828974
the unionists realised voting labour and lib dem was a wasted vote

hope kay burley dies live on air

>>75828967
she put a nose too :-)

DID YOU REMEMBER TO VOTE ANON?

GOT 5 MINS TO VOTE

RUNNING TO THE POLLING STATION NOW

Sky news or BBC?

stop killing the LibDem

>>75828988
yeah
might move to canada or czechia

Sky news coverage it is

>>75829011
;-þ

>>75829008
harsh

>>75829015
kek

>>75829012
no I forgot

>>75829015
better get the segway out pronto

just went to the pooling station to drop a big fat jeremy corbyn lads

>>75829011

:^)

wish i could vote for the liberal party

Who did are Piers vote for?

just left an extremely nasty fascistic comment on r/uk

think i could get my UK citizenship, register, and vote in 5 minutes? need to put one down for the lib dems

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>>75829008


Delighted to the waifu destroying her

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>>75829008
She's a cute though

How do I stop women from laughing and leaving if I only have a 4 inch cock?

I'm too edgy for this thread
too edgy for this thread
this threads fucking dead

>>75829008
Why is she on air? Don't think anyone likes the cunt

Same with that Faisal Islam weirdo, something off about him

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>not enjoying a glass of good wine

I remember being 18 and just drinking carling too

>>75829012
didnt see his name on my voting slip

Voted at midday 2bh

Was raining and I was hungover

Must have looked a right state

the nasty party

shan't be voting for them

sick of it simple as

alri lads

which prominent MPs are losing their seats?

Just had a wank in the polling booth lads

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willy is neither soft nor hard

>>75829084
the implication

>>75829016
bbc sky is unapologetic dog shit

COALITION OF CHAOS INCOMING CONFIRMED

>>75829106
JESS PHILLIPS

>>75829072
yeah go on give it a try

Leftypol implosion in 3 minutes

>>75829093
wine is for middle aged women lower-middle class women who think it makes them look cultured while getting pissed after work

Listening to Pink Floyd and Radiohead to celebrate Corbyn victory :^)

>>75829093
>>75829096
>>75829100
>>75829106
nice reddit spacing

>>75829110

pics x

>>75829137
VERY good

the following joints are achy:
arm
hand
back (all of them)
neck

Yougov projection: We're all fucked

>>75829141
No such thing. It's a matter of making things easier to read on a computer screen. I've literally NEVER posted on reddit, I don't even have an account.

>>75828855
LIB DEM SURGE

Just come back from the future lads, exit poll will show a majority of 82

>>75829114
elaborate

Coalition of Chaos sounds like a decent band name

Hope to see George Osborne complain about May

Who did you vote for?

>>75829161

nice put a tenner down on that

make the RIGHT decision

be on the RIGHT side of history

make sure YOUR vote counts

and thats all there is to it

IT BEGINS LADS

GET HYPED FOR JEREMY VINE IN THE TECHNODROME

dont need an opinion poll to tell me that im hungry

>>75829168
to the Greens?

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sunderland is so dire that counting ballots is a source of pride

LADS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NORTH EAST VOTE RACE
WHY DO THEY DO IT?!

>>75829189
Labour
really didn't want to do it 2bh

my constituency has been a labour safe seat for 36 years so I didn't even vote 2bh

Exit poll inbound lads.

Genuinely bricking it

WILL EVERYONE SEE MY 4CHAN POSTS IF MUMMY MAY WINS

>>75829204
We've not got anything else. We're not even in the Premier League any more.

COVERAGE HAS BEGUN

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142673

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142673

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142673

the rain has come to wash away all the tories!

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AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>>75829153
I don't want to talk down to you, but if you aren't taking a multivitamin daily I would do so immediately

Yugioh projection: Stuck in the shadow realm

Conservative most seats down from 1.07 to 1.04

That says something

AHHHHHHH
ITS HAPPENING

Yes, fucking love Jezza Vine's magican realm

>Sunderland has won the general election

were all fucked

>>75829215
not much else going on up there really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGIk_e3JXLA

>Poles
>Cultured
>All bad poles went abroad, we over here are cultured
Here's a stream of poles being poles.

first for Jeremy "1c38r@k3r" Vine in the cyber-drome

MUMMMMMMMMMMMY

>tfw my constituency has been Labour every single election since the 20s

Didn't even fucking bother voting, what's the point

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>Right winger here, just voted for Corbo

>Nothing to do with policy really, i am more in line with conservaties policy-wise
but the thing is, i dont actually trust the conservatives at all, I think they are just liars, so the policies dont matter, do they?
I voted corbyn, basically because even though I dont agree with his stuff quite often, he is at least kinda honest
thats it really
well, one other reason is, Cons doubled the debt, printed money like never before (QE), yet also CUT spending???? where did all that money go????? dont trust them Cons for shit

OH SHIT

CONSERVATIVES

AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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RED SUUUURGE

exit poll? ill show you an exit pole
*bzzzzzipp*

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TORIES BTFOOOOOOOO
HAHAHA RORKE DEAD

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Absolute STATE of the UK right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWRtfve8

my flaccid willy is some times the size of a pork sausage and some times the size of a peanut

may just won

Was born in Sunderland in 1992

Been the best for all my life

>ukip - 0

rorkes dead

HUNG PARLIAMENT

Fakkin 'ell this BBC studio is a bit extravagant isn't it?

oh christ

Conservative-Lib Dems all over again

WE'RE ALL DEAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CNN IS GONNA ACT SO FUCKING SMUG

HUNG
U
N
G

>Call election to strengthen your hand

>Lose your majority.

The city of May

AHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHH

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHOT SHOT SHIT SHIT SHIT

EXIT POLL: Conservative largest party
CON 314
LAB 266
LD 14
SNP 34

https://twitter.com/RadioClydeNews/status/872921382526517250

HAHAHAHAHA

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kek

HUNG

JEZZA JEZZA JEZZA

>>75829137
You should be listening to "Imagine" or some other commie religion shit.

i dont know where to watch anything theres no channels with coverage at the moment ;_;
whats going on

H U N G
U
N
G

i want all rorkes to apolgise RIGHT NOW

holy shitt

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>314/266

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say it with me lads

lib

dem

SURGE

Absolutely fucking creasing

What a fucking retard May is


Literally makes everything difficult now

>0 (zero) seats

>>75829347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

NO MAJORITY

TORIES GET FUCKED

DIMBLEBY SO FUCKING BUTTMAD

really dont think its gonna be hung

266+34+14=314

Labour/SNP/LibDems can't have their coalition of chaos

>>75829332
SCREAMING
FUCK THE TORIES

HUNG

WHY DID YOU DO IT MUMMY
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO

oh shit I was playing that for ages
when do the polls close

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RORKE RORKE RORKE HAHAHA ETERNAL TEARS
>CAN'T WAIT TIL LEFTYPOL BTFO
WE'RE HERE TO STAY AND SO IS JEZZA

MUMMY MAY BTFO

>>75828652
>strong
>stable
Top dig from Dimblebro there lel

HOWLING at this prediction

GET FUCKED YOU TORY CUNTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ALSO
>SNP
AHAHAHAH

FUCKING BASED

COALITION OF CHAOS LETS GOOOO

TORY UKIP COALITION

HARD BREXIT IS COMING

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what's hung parliament mean

THERESA MAY SUICIDE WHEN

>May might have lost her majority
JUST
FUCK
HER
SHIT
UP

fugggggggggggg it's habbening

The polls got the SNP and Lib Dems very wrong if the exit poll is right

>Con/LibDem coalition 2.0

>Jeremy's arse implant

May seems to have given her self just enough rope desu.

What happens now lads?

May might have to go after this.

CYMRU SWEEP
W
E
E
P

>>75829368
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
aroo

If Theresa loses a majority she has to be the worst PM in history

WOMEN CONFIRMED FOR WORST POLITICIANS EVER

Well, this tears it.
Dems are gonna win the house in 2018.
I was hoping the rightward shift of 2010-2016 would be permanent but it's OVER lads.

an you all shut the fuck up. we won't know until after 5 am

Would literally rather have a labour government than a hung one

>>75829244
Yeah it says the immigration is working.

>>75829403
No single party has the majority of seats needed to form a government

>>75829403
No majority

>>75829422
https://twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481

>>75829316
Conservative - Lib Dem was GOAT

how close was the exit poll last time?

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uhhh no sweaty x

LEFTYPOL DISCORD WINS

>>75829422
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454
?
if not i'd check one of the /pol/ threads

DAILY MAIL/SUN/EXPRESS ON SUICIDE WATCH

fuck off. /heftylol/, the only thing that'll be hung is you from the gallows on the day of the rope

What happens if they don't get a majority?

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PLAID SURGE

what will we do without david dimbleby and andrew neil?

>>75829403
it means this>>75829415

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just woke up
looking good boys

Can still see them getting a majority but still May NEEDS to fucking go if she manages to lose seats against the worst labour leader in recent memory

TORY UKIP COALITION

the tories should just shuffle over a bit so they take up more of parliament desu. not sure what all the fuss is

>slightly tipsy wasn't planning to stay up
>sees that exit poll
going to get a glass of water and pace myself

money in gold or magic internet electrons called 'bitcoin' lads?

pssh...nothing personnel..../brit/...

>>75829409
PLEASE GOD NO

I can see it now though, Tim being a snake and seeing the opportunity to get his fat ugly face in the door

In 2015 the exit poll said Cameron didn't have enough seats to form a majority either

the night showed he did

>BBCs graphics
howling
only reason why i tune in

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TORY SCUM

>>75829339
>Tories have 314
>Labour + SNP + LD have 314
interesting

>>75829454
>>75829462
cheers lads x

Conservatives are literally always underrated by polls. So it's pretty much confirmed they will get their 12 seats

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love these bbc graphics

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What a fucking disaster

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KEEP GOING JEZZA

>>75829496
>0 MPs

>>75829523
Not in the exit polls usually. We'll see though, I hope they're wrong.

Tory-LibDem won't happen because the Lib Dems want to reverse Brexit. UKIP are probably going to lose their single seat.

>>75829527
kek

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>polls
>being accurate

Mummy's got this

HUNG PARLIAMENT

PREPARE YOUR EURO-LUBE BRITS

>>75829523
yes in the exit polls as well


inb4 5 hours of not-the-results discussion

May's a mong for having a snap election

>>75829523
they have changed polling specifically because of this

a tory dup uup coalition will happen right?

>>75829561
>labor

FOB (fuck off bruce)

>>75829561
Ed was our Jeb

erm labour won't have enough seats to form a coalition so leftypol discord DO NOT win

So what happens now

>>75829561
FOYFOYFOYFOY

how many seats will the DUP get?

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HELLO HELLO HERE WE GO

>>75829582
excellent post

>>75829578
uup and dup is like 4 or 5

>>75829588
england finally turns into pakistan/venezuela

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why don't they just get loads of proper fat MPs so they take up two seats each?

>SNP may lose almost half their seats
don't forget jocks, you're here forever

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE UTTER STATE

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>Corbyn actually increased Labour's share over Miliband's.

Christ, just how shit was this man?

not a corbyn fan at all but this is quite entertaining

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>CON - 17
>LAB +34
shrieking, bellowing and shimmering

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>SNP (-22)

Mummy May blew it. Leftypol is here to stay :) x

john mcdonnell is such a cuck who can't handle banter

Lads

How does a minority government work?

>>75829632
EXCELLENT news

what fucking retard seats swung to Labour?

>>75829546
>>75829575
The exit polls did underestimate Cons in 2015 so there's a chance they still get a majority. So basically no one knows the result still but we know calling it was a bad idea.

I'm fucking pissed off at this point. May needs to be gone if this is right.

Though I do think this poll will be wrong.

>>75829604
Oh deary deary

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>>75829420
SNAP
N
A
P

Someone photoshop the JUST hair on May

HUNG PARLIAMENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75829611
not surprising, I didn't vote snp this time. we only did it last time for the batnz

bit worried lol

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872921611741036545

>Exit poll

You realise this means fuck all?

Hillar-, I mean, Jeremy has got this in the bag.

hung parliament this

**slaps willy on table**

>>75829668
brainlet

hope the labour shills are happy about lying to young people and fucking the country by letting eu lover lib dems get a say in brexit negotiations

you STUPID CUNTS

>>75829611
they said treat those results with extra caution
once brexit happens it changes everything anyway

>>75829668
how accurate have they been previously?

>>75829639
It doesn't. haha

>>75829639
They'll have trouble passing laws
That's a win for centrism

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>>75829632
>Jocks

Thank you for your sweet Labour votes ladz

DUP ARE KINGMAKERS
ENGLISH CuCKS BTFO

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>Mum downstairs crying with joy over exit poll

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wew lad
gideon is probably cumming right now

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THE PEOPLE'S FLAG IS DEEPEST RED

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LAB +34
CON - 17

>>75829668
It's the most accurate poll done, it polls about 10x the amount of the pre-election polls and it's done as they leave the polling stations. It could still be wrong obviously.

The tears are going to be delicious tonight, I can feel it

>>75829667

kek is this real

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CORBYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNN

>>75829667
>every comment is a gif of corbyn and people worshipping him

dont remember, were there evil brexit exit polls

Business idea: no taxes and no social programs

>>75829667
lol wat

>>75829708
they should have picked gideon

I would have voted for his party

>>75829739
>>75829739
>>75829739
>>75829739
>>75829739

NEW THREAD

>>75829739

LIB DEM/LABOUR/SNP/PLAID COALITION

RORKE BTFO

how the fuck do they predict an exit poll

may might actually have to resign over this
fucking kek

How is this a hung parliament? You only need 326 for a majority and the exit polls suggest the Tories have 344

someone post the LET ME SHOW YOU THIS GRAPH picture

>>75829667
SURVATION AND YOUGOV WERE RIGHT
LMAO

>>75829621
more down to how dave was clearly a stronger leader and bullied him

people are turning to corbyn out of hate for may

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>SNP -22

why are labour supporters happy?

may will still be PM

>sky news showing are tone's crushing victories
fuck sake lads

Tory/labour coalition to navigate brexit

It'll be like when kuomintang teamed up with the commies to beat japan. what could go wrong

>>75829371
depend what the Northern Irish Rorkes and Rasheeds get

>>75829716
Only lefties shed tears over losing

>>75829695
*slaps your dick*

> No overall majority – "Chaos": This scenario is still a fairly unlikely one with polls where they are, but it is definitely possible. Depending on which is the largest party (most likely the Conservatives) and the other numbers, the best (if slim) chance of forming a government could be Labour, SNP, and possibly the Liberal Democrats reneging on their pre-election promises and coming to some (formal or informal) arrangement. If they don't manage that, this could even result in a second 2017 general election. Ooof.

>>75829403
everyone gets fucked by a very hung man

>>75829708
Love him. Used the ES to good use

>>75829588
In reality an election soon, no one will be able to form a proper government

>>75829759
314, you mean

put your glasses on

>>75829668
Tory tears

>>75829768
Getting some seats is apparently a massive victory despite the fact that it guarantees a bunch of socialists in charge forever.

>Labour, Green, Plaid Cymru, SNP "progressive coalition", negotiating our "exit" from the EU

Christ just imagine it.

>In 1,5 years Britain is forcibly removed from the European Union
>have no functioning government right now to negociate an agreement

>>75829707
FOB

>londoners cheering at zero seats for ukip

More shy tories than shy labourites tbqh

+ DUP and Lib Dems would join Tories to form a govt.

>Corbyn gains fuck all
>May is punished for her fake conservatism
>LibDems may become relevant again and the UK staves off being a two party state
literally the best possible result, fuck off

>>75829402
So 315 seats at best?

Get Gerry into number 10

>Labour/SNP/Lib Dem/Plaid Cymru coalition

Fucking thanks my stupid dimwit countrymen

>>75829818
>Corbyn will win and cause another recession and all the corporations will leave the UK

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