american joke

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A Chilean walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a mate". The bartender replies "you're Chilean aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the drink or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you smell like fucking shit."

a mexican walks into a bar and poopy woopies all over the floro like the dumb fat spic he is then sells drugs to kids because of dumb spic brain

>>75828364
Literally stolen from /sp/.

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A russian, a german and a american walk into a bar

the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"

The russian orders a vodka shot

the german orders a beer

the american says:"I am a dumb fat american son of a whore brainwashed kike puppet bitch i love BBC and watching my wife getting fucked by black cock."

the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shots the american in the face

>>75832064
pffffrrRTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
*applauds with both hands and feet*

>>75832064
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>>75832064
A classic one

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A russian, a german and an american walk into a bar in Paris

The russian asks for a beer

The german asks for a vodka

The american asks for his 1/24 european heritage and gets freaked out that theres so many people talking not-english

>>75832064
LOL!

>>75828364
An American soldier walks into a bar, he gets kicked out. He is old enough to die for Israel but no to drink beer

>>75835624
blobs btfo

>>75832064
Good post.