Please, write few sentences about chosen topic. Thanks! :)

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yeah that's going to be a 'no' from me as well

>>75825457

no

how much time do i have?

>>75826959
Only 5 minutes

>>75826959
>7. Tell about your strengths and weakness connected with your personal life.
The weaknesses might take a little while...

>>75826991
what should I do if there is something I don't know how to answer?

>>75825457
EXCELLENT thread, but no

no

didn't even bother to real OP

>1. Tell about your job (or a job you would like to do). Talk about your responsibilities and give examples of things you do at work.
Porn producer, I'd like to shoot 18-year-old girls while they're being ravaged by ugly Indians. Currently I'm masturbating on this thought but I hope I can take a plane to India to realise my dream when I have €3,000 saved up

>2. Tell about a company you know. Describe the products or services it provides.
BLACKED.com lol, it provides the service of letting white women being touches by black penises because it attracts the attention of white American consumers who fantasize about this, and Blacks are almost as degrading as Indians

>3. Talk about the skills and characteristics you need in your job or a job you would like to have.
I'd like to have a big black penis but it's not possible currently because I'm Arab with a fair skin, is there some surgery stuff to change your race? I'm slightly ashamed to be Arab

>4. You are designing a new workplace for your partner. Looking at his/her old office say what your partner needs for new office.
My ideal porn doesn't happen in an office, I'm more about kinky exteriors like doing it on la playa

>5. Tell about one project you worked on. What problems did you have? How did you solve them?
I don't work because I'm lazy, that's actually my main problem but I hope I'll solve it one day by saying: enough is enough, now you have to work for real, my dear Youcef

>6. Talk about product placement. Do you think it can be more effective than advertising? Why? In your opinion, what is the difference between good and bad product placement.
A good product placement is better than advertising because it reaches blasé masses that don't react anymore to traditional ads, so it must be as plain and positive as possible imo

>7. Tell about your strengths and weakness connected with your personal life.
I have erectile dysfunction from watching too much porn but I think /nofap/ is a meme

>8. You are a new employee in your company. Talk about yourself to your new colleague. Say about your origins, education, family, work experience, etc.
Hi, I am an Arab who's been raised in a traditional household but it's a bit stifling so I'm more wanting to have sex with my Indian friend and get coolly paid for it, my work experience is none for the moment but I hope we can work together to ensure a better future for our industry

>9. You have your own business. Tell about your firm to one of your future clients - say about origins, number of employees, range of work, prices, etc.
I'd like to work in Hungary because the models are beautiful, my idol is Erika Bella and I'd like to hire good Eastern European models who look like her to defile their sweet purity in desi gang bangs machaallah

>10. Make comments about work and life balance.
I don't work at all but I'm sure I will do nothing but work when I'll work, what's important is to earn the maximum of money when you're young and when I'm done inchAllah I retire early and do the hajj

>11. Give your ideas on how to improve morale in a company.
Give them viagra if they can't get hard lol, I'm a scientific mind and I think chemistry will save the world and solve our most intimate problems

>12. Tell about the ideas on how to be happy at work. Is it important? Why/why not?
Happiness is a branch of being paid well in my opinion, so raise the wages and it's party time for the people

>13. There is a group of people from Asia coming to work in a company in Poland. Tell them some basic rules on socializing, business, relationship, showing emotions, etc.
Hang a portrait of pope John Paul II in every room, a true friend of ISLAM

>14. Tell a life and business story of a well-known entrepreneur.
The man who founded BLACKED.com is my hero, he came from nothing and boom lel he makes a ton of money by filming euro whores, but my main problem with him is that he's Jewish

>15. Make comments about keeping business life separate from personal life.
"No zob in job" as we say in France

>16. One of your colleagues is leaving for a new job. Prepare a farewell speech.
Hasta la vista baby, I hope you'll find the courage and inspiration to become a good Muslim in your next adventure

>17. You have noticed increased levels of stress in your workplace. Prepare a speech on your ideas how to reduce it.
The answer is always animu, so I'd blast animu for three hours straight (I'd pirate episodes of Sailor Moon to pander to the largest audience, although I prefer DBZ personally)

>18. You are going to meet a group of backers to convince them to give you the money for your business. Make a speech.
Porn sells, I'm making porn, but porn with a twist: it's on the Internet. New technologies ftw

>19. Tell a story of an invention which had a significant influence on people’s life.
Algerian sauce in kebab is Allah's blessings, I'd like to thank the guy who invented it. Goodbye

cock

>>75828459
You're an Arap

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>>75825457
>17. You have noticed increased levels of stress in your workplace. Prepare a speech on your ideas how to reduce it.
The stress is too high here lads. You should relax and be nice to each other. You have to love one another. Don't stress too much about underperforming or backstabbing or the risk of being fired. These things happen! That's life! Stress won't help at all. So just relax, have a little nap after lunch, smoke a cigarette outside, have a quickie in the xerox room... Then when you're back to your cubicle, just scratch your testicles and be comfy.

>>75827999
can't you just seize an idea when it's offered on a plate?
Your site could produce the 1st pr0n with sensible product placement.

>>75825457
Not sure if underage.

>>75833348
Yeah m8 I'm like "the fuck? that bitch looks 14."

>>75833298
Companies barely want to advertise on 4chan, so imagine in my Hindustani rape porn videos, no, it's impossible

>>75825457
>11. Give your ideas on how to improve morale in a company.
Julebord at the end of every month

Julebord is a Scandinavian feast or banquet in the days before Christmas in December and partly November where there is served traditional Christmas food

>>75825457
1) Workplace analyst. I'm developing strategies to go into offices and help people to perform at a higher standard and enjoy their work more. It's a meme job that wouldn't exist outside London, but it can be quite lucrative here.

2) Strange question.

3) Keep client happy.

4) A flexible system with lots of different types of places for different types of work, and also the opportunity to work from home.

5) Workplace had a hotdesk policy but no-one followed it. Encouraged them to make a few changes to the layout of the offices to provide a few different spaces within the office, and then implemented policies to empower employees to pick different spaces to suit their needs at that time

6) Hate the whole world of advertising desu.

7) Strengths: everything apart from romantic life and being happy. Weaknesses: lack of romantic life, and being depressed.

8) Hi, I'm anon, graduated last year and come in to walk on ________.

9) If I ever had my own company it would be a one-man band, and I'd do exactly what I do now.

10) Work-life balance is important for me, and I make sure I take an hour for every lunch and work no more than the 40 hours in my contract, and turn off my phone when not at work. My Korean colleague works 60 hours per week and loves it. Different strokes for different folks.

>>75834740
11) Need a wellbeing strategy that goes beyond HR buzzwords. Most important thing is to talk to the employees, actually listen to what they say, and try to implement changes. Also important to promote social cohesiveness between colleagues, so people feel like they have friends at work.

12) Yes, very important for lots of reasons. Firstly, happier workers are more productive, and that has obvious direct financial benefits for a business. Secondly, happier workers take fewer sick days and are more likely to stay with the company, and these have indirect financial benefits for a business.

13) I am unfamiliar with Polish customs, so I would simply advise them to show an active interest in Polish culture and customs, because that's always a good way to show friendliness.

14) I'd rather not.

15) Each employee should do what works best for them, and should have the right to completely ignore work outside their allotted hours if they still deliver their contracted hours each week. As I said earlier, I turn my phone off while I'm not at work.

16) Bye, good luck at the new job.

17) I would conduct a workplace audit to determine the cause or the causes of stress, and look to see what strategies I could implement to ensure that this stress is reduced. Literally my job desu.

18) I don't need financial backing, as my entire worth is in my expertise.

19) No.

Why am I doing your homework for you?

>>75834986
>Literally my job desu.
It's crazy!
OP is very lucky.
Also you can highlight all the questions before clicking "reply", they will all be quoted (more readable)
Have a very nice evening, anon.

Yay! Thanks for help! :)

>>75825457
1. i wanna be scientist and have no responsibilities,doing any crazy research i want
2. Taiwan Semiconductor. they make semiconductor
3. large amount of scientific knowledge i guess?
4. how do i fucking know? i am not specialized in Interior design
5. learning English (つд⊂) i just feel lazy about it, gotta start taking it serious now
6. no, i hate product placement, and others usually found it annoying.good product placement make people buy it, bad product placement make people avoid it.
7. i am smart and good at logical thinking,but lazy as hell
8. hi everyone, my name is !@#$.i was born in Taiwan. i graduate form Cheng Kung University. i live with my mother. i have attended a part-time job before, nice to meet you all (灬ºωº灬)
9. i wanna do anything i want so i started this company.this company have XXX employees, they will do watever i said. we can discuss about the price later(〃∀〃)
10. just be myself (*ˇωˇ*人)
11. let employees be themselves (๑´ڡ`๑)
12. i am always happy.happy is very important, cause it's important
13. tell them to go back to Asia. why would they even wanted to work at Poland?
14. see >>8 and >>9
15. see >>10
16. goodbye! ▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅
17. see >>11
18. see >>9
19. >Steve Shubin wants us to talk more about touching ourselves. The inventor of the world's most successful sex toy, the Fleshlight, a polymer vagina housed inside something that looks a bit like a fat torch,
>said that it's a man's duty to masturbate frequently https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-founder-of-fleshlight-wants-men-to-masturbate-more

>>75827999
>Currently I'm masturbating on this thought but I hope I can take a plane to India to realise my dream when I have €3,000 saved up
my sides

also, Ugly Indians was rude, t b h.

very good thread please continue

>>75825457
sauce?