Let's all wank edition
not cara
first for labour upset. red rising
wonder what Ivana Fukalot is up to these days
>Wake up over 30 minutes early.
>Get into my comfortable climate controlled car.
>Drive 5 minutes through the sleepy suburb of an English city past families in semis and the bungalows of old folks.
>Arrive at the local youth centre / church.
>Take my ballot and place a careful and deliberate X into the box labeled Chloe Smith (CONSERVATIVE PARTY).
>Everyone around me is English.
>All the Labour voters are still in bed because they have no job.
>Get back into my car.
>Enjoy the 15 minute drive to work, arriving 45 minutes early.
>Already at work when all the Corbyn voters are waking up bleary eyed and wondering when their girlfriend will be home from her big night out with the "girls" last night. If she doesn't hurry she'll miss Jeremy Kyle.
>Spend 8 hours as a productive member of society, while the Corbyn voters are posting on Facebook rallying the comrades and converting undecided voters by saying "Tory scum" and "but she wants to privatise the NHS" repeatedly.
>Get comfy on /brit/ and switch on the TV while the Corbyn voters change out of their pyjamas and shower, ready to head down the polling station at 21:59 and then whine about the queue.
Feels good lads.
Purchased two bags of weed but only returned with one
think I dropped one in sainsburys
>>75825480
She has her own wing in the White House and a clothing line now.
>>75825433
She looks familiar, yet I cannot name her...
>>75825520
You fucked up lad.
0-5 voting tory
6-9 voting labour
doubles voting radical lib dems
>>75825520
Look on the bright side, you're gonna some pigeons and a homeless guy very happy.
FUCK other people desu
Vote conservative
Every election year middle America goes to the polls and tells people looking for a handout to FUCK OFF
I genuinely hope the UK aspires to the same greatness
whens the vote?
When do the polls close?
>>75825763
today, polls shut at 10pm
results throughout the night
>>75825773
84 minutes left
>>75825800
thanks
Need pics of the Northern Powerhouse
I only wank to girls with at least a Master's degree.
the gf
keep imagining conversations with people where i'm confident, funny and have interesting developments of my life when in reality i can barely utter my own name without stuttering and i work a stressful, low paid job. think i'm turning autistic
>>75826290
don't worry bro, with enough practice you can get better around people. get your self on a better job path and with time it will be no problem. I used to be exactly the same.
>>75825544
yeah right
cocks
I'm not wanking with you wankers
Tories, Labour or Lib Dems lads?
Those are the only 3 on my ballot
>>75826499
depends on the seat
tactical2017.com
LABOUR is what we want lad
Which election coverage is everyone watching? Has to be the C4's Alternative coverage for me in the hopes of something like the David Mitchell's Green party TOLDing happening again.
>>75825433
>>75825544
>>75826386
Bobbi Starr, enjoy
>>75826908
>not watching bbc just for their VR nightmare section
>Amber Rudd is going to lose her seat
lmao
Theresa was somehow immune to the Home Secretary curse and it's now back in full swing
What are exit polls
do people get questioned as they leave the poll?
>>75825493
Proto-Deano
>>75827041
Based on what?
Which one of you are going to come over and suck my dick?
>>75826997
VR nightmare
kek
>>75826968
That's really Bobbi Star? She looks old as fuck holy hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XslOofmjGqQ
Corbyn seems like he would be a better PM than May, but the Labour party and cabinet seem like they would be much worse than the Tories
>>75827064
on my way now
>>75827045
fairly sure this isn't the UK given the Pakistani emblem and urdu script, rorke.
anime
>>75827063
Something someone posted on 4chan
>>75827079
Drugs to withstand ass fucking and whoring yourself on camera for years will do that to you.,
leftism more like runtism
really like having my feet scratched
turns me on so fucking badly
Yougov projection: Hung parliament
Does anyone here believe UKIP can get a seat?
>>75827092
I can always recognise your posts as the only yank with a brain
>>75827098
the truth is stranger than fiction
>>75826253
dude why the fuck do you post your own girlfriend on this site??? it's full of beta losers lol
>>75825433
top lad
Just got back from a date with a girl(girl) who "won't have kids because of climate change"
>>75827138
nice
Unironically have a friend who works for CCHQ and apparently they're jittery about what looks like unusually high turnout
>>75827135
*Puts your entire foot in my mouth*
>>75827139
UKIP aren't getting a seat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ABCxxoXnk
b a n g e r
a
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g
e
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Hoping for a hung parliament and political deadlock to tank the Brexit negotiations.
>>75827194
>lcd redditsystem
fuck off
>>75827052
yeah but it's voluntary
at my poll station they just sit by the door and you approach them
THERE IS POWER IN A FACTORY
POWER IN THE LAND
might pay a whore to piss all over me
>>75827093
Middle class people like Thatcher
Working class hate her
Everyone loves Churchill except Uni students because he wanted to stop black immigration to Britain after ww2
Say it with me: Prime Minister Corbyn
>>75827205
shut it gimp boy
Hoping for a hung willy and anal fuck to tank the bumshit negotiations.
Watching It'll Be Alright on the Night
Creasing
>>75827173
mmmmmmmm scratch it with your teeth
Ling Xiaoyu
>>75827224
by middle class you mean provincila middle class people and southerners.
>>75827261
odious little mug worm
Sussex Police
East Grinstead
Public Contact Point
>>75827224
all smart people agree churchill weas a great war PM and a shitty peace PM
How come even the clickbait ads are shit on this site? They look like they were designed by 9 year olds
>middle class is not the same as working class
Hate Thatcher
Love Churchill
Love pints
>>75825520
You told us last thread you dopehead mong
>>75827139
UKIP //////might////// take hartlepool
but very unlikely
>>75827301
What is the middle class? Don't they work for money like working class people?
stop wanking
stop watching porn
stop taking drugs
stop watching anime and tellie
stop reading useless books and degrees
stop using 4chan as a minimal social supplement
stop wasting your youth on jokes about bollocks and business ideas
take up a trade
get a wife
have lots of children
Have a friend that works for Rothschild's and they've put huge money on a Corbyn win
>>75827305
I made that post first before the last thread, look at the time
>>75827295
Yeah everyone always forgets how shit he was as pm second him, who cares he was exactly what we needed in the war though. Love are Winny
>>75827341
I'll do it tomorrow
me and theresa may met on an incest roleplay site and she says corbyn is a tory plant
Say it with me: Foreign Secretary Angus Robertson
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-40201908/media-scuffle-outside-polling-station
me in the middle x
got a mate who works for Soros he says the leftypol raid funding will be cut after the election
>>75827379
the guy who tried to pull the cable kek
dont actually have any agenda i just fund right and left alternatively to watch you spazzes fight each other haha
ants, the lot of you
>>75826499
Metropolitan Police Service: Officers discharged their weapons fifty times.
Multiculturalists:"why couldn't the pigs shoot these poor innocent victims once in the knee?" #policebrutality
>>75827353
I don't care, fuuuuck off.
want a british gf
thinking about emigrating out of the UK and living in Hong Kong because i think it will be "cyberpunk" and broaden my horizons
what, pray tell, is your opinion of this idea?
business idea: buy low sell high
>>75827445
Do it anon
Back when I was 8 some older girls liked to circle me, talk about how cute I was and stroke my platinum blonde hair. No doubt they wanted to nonce me
>>75827440
something wrong you bitter little virgin?
reminder that right wing = wrong wing
>>75827445
you sound like a cunt
>>75827445
me on the right
http://www.dailywire.com/news/17304/london-man-preyed-lone-women-riding-buses-sexually-amanda-prestigiacomo
Leftypol WILL defend this
>>75827445
heading there next week, meet you there x
>>75827445
they tore down kowloon
>>75827445
Hong Kong is full of Chinese people
Lovely to visit, lovely in pictures, but suffocating for extended stays
>>75827445
Not a Brit but I'm moving in January to HK, did a good bit of research before and am going on a 1 year visa starting January 4th, flights are booked too.
Should be good
>>75827445
Bad idea. Living in cities makes you mentally ill
Based Sargon doing live coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hla1cFbJ9OU
>>75827377
He might lose his seat
>>75827499
>Hong Kong is full of Chinese people
you're a real thinker aren't ya
>>75827445
sounds schwey chummer
>>75827520
please tell me everything
What kind of research did you do? How?
What area are you staying in?
What type of visa?
I'm gagging to know
>>75827522
I like living London a lot, especially Soho + the City which are very dense areas of it
>>75827561
*tips wraparound sunglasses*
*sips soykaf*
when are leftypol gonna stop shilling?
>>75826499
Even better with sound.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40198218
Buckingham confirmed Tory hold!!!
>>75827532
be better off gargling dogshit
who shot Mr. Burns part 1 is pure kino desu
>>75827532
very worried that people use sargon for intellectual nourishment.
feel a bit bad for single mums desu
fucks over any man who comes into their life, but their own life and likely their childs is fucked over without a man
>>75825433
cor
Mad how the left get away with such blatant anti-Semitism
>>75827602
there's so sound or video of it on your link.
>>75827601
I'm not leftypol but praise brother Corbyn
>mfw he wins
middlesbrough i love you
but you're bringing me down
middlesbrough i love you
but you're bringing me down
like a rat in a cage
pulling no wage
middlesbrough i love you
but you're bringing me down
Reminder that putting all your life savings on Conservatives to have most seats will net you a lovely 7% ROI
>>75826499
fuck i didnt realise knifemen were so fast
they really zip around the place, dont they?
>>75827653
Oh well its on the beeb somewhere.
Or was it the Telegraph.
"snap" elections, kek
oh snap, tories have even more seats than before
>>75827598
1 year work and travel visa
Spending the first week at the Hilton and getting an apt sorted in that time (there's tons of estate agents that arrange as many viewings as you want)
My budget will be 10k per month (fuck all) and I will be earning around 20-30k per month
I did my own research and also have a friend of a friend who lives there who answered anything I couldn't Google.
is there anything more working class than chicken breast and rice
>>75825870
>pornstar born in 1997
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the gf
keep using empty prepaid cards to sign up for netflix free trials
>>75827721
FOB
>>75827650
what am i watching
>>75827721
FOB
>an authentic TBC private WoW realm is being launched within the next few months
taking A LOT of will-power not to buy an autism PC and become a hermit WoW addict again
>>75827090
>incel
ah yes, the so called 4chan visitors
the gf's
>scotland tory leader riding around on a dog
disgusting
>>75827772
America.
>anon come for lunch with us
>anon come watch the GE results with us
why can't people leave me alone
>>75827809
hot | not
What are your realistic hopes and dreams for the election?
>tories get the exact same number of seats thus making the election pointless
>SNP utterly btfo (under 40 seats)
>UKIP to win a seat (Great Yarmouth)
>>75827090
social atomisation and internet culture is a deadly combination
absolutely screaming. dumb fat roastie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM
>>75827837
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>>75827838
racist
>>75827721
hmm, thank you
how did you arrange a job in such a distant country?
>>75827840
Labour to destroy the Tories and the lib dem cucks
>>75827840
Labour win more seats than last time
day three of nofap lads feelin good tbqh
>>75827840
no movements of seat is number one wish number two if that fails is a labour upset
>>75827840
not all that realistic but a DUP-Conservative coalition would be funny just to show the rest of the UK how utterly useless those people are
>>75827801
>TBC
Why does everyone hate Wrath
Cataclysm is where it all went to shit
>>75827840
hung parliament leading to gridlock
>>75827877
>>75827905
Direct rule when?
>>75827635
Someone Dora this utter mong
>wake up
>Labour/SNP coalition in power
>spirit is broken as Cuckbyn is forced to wear a political (and literal) chastity cage by Nicola 'the poison dwarf from way up Norf' Sturgeon and Britain goes to the dogs
despise fat women
>>75827886
my boner sees no race brother
Easiest £200 I'll ever make
poonited shitdom of great shitting and nether piling
>>75827948
The fat girl at my work sucked my cock in the bathroom and now I think I'm in love with her
>>75827840
Lib Dem surge
>>75827532
>>75827632
listening to it.
its like listening to a bunch of A level students in a politics class
>can we ban muslims from being mayor
>the UK has more bargaining power than the UK because we buy more from them than we do from them because buyers have more power in buy-seller relatinoships because we can buy cheese and car from anywhere
wikipedia warriors.
>>75827890
I don't have one. The average lead time for a job in my field is 3-4 months so I'll start applying soon enough.
I did the same thing in New York in 2014/2015 and got a job in 5 weeks. Hoping for same
>>75827982
FONT
>>75827721
How did you find learning Canontonese?
>>75827973
>what is Mooncoin
Anyone else think Tim's wife looks like a man?
SCREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vACmKnQbjw
>>75827993
FOB
>>75827988
>>75827532
>Was aung san suu kyi the south korean woman
ah yes Sargon the intellectual.
>>75828026
good lord
/pol/ moves too fast, gonna hang here
>>75828026
she's got that norwegian look to her like kay from kay's good cooking
>>75828026
genuinely grim
>>75828026
what an unfortunate face
>>75828026
>the face of radcen
>>75827969
fascist
>>75828026
stunning
doing a do
Going to bed and it's still light outside
Was considering getting some fried chicken delivered but I'm not really that hungry and I'll regret it
Had a few pints after work
Don't want to watch anything n TV. So here I am.
Don't even want to have a wank.
me and the cougar gf
ah yes, the russian and the fake news
>>75828026
the fuck is he married to Neil Oliver?
>>75828026
You cut that out now or you are going home in an ambulance
had taco bell for lunch lads and now i'm not feeling so good
russian hackers stole my baby
>>75828143
don't care
>>75828026
>Anonymous 06/08/17(Thu)21:31:33 No.75
Ugliest politcal spouse in history
Makes me question his sexuality ngl
want to get face fucked by a shemale
>>75828191
do it
>>75828026
Don't think he could do better tbħ.
>>75828104
I'd bash the fash to that ginge
>>75828016
Only have learned a few words. I've spoken to lots of people who say you simply don't need it; the only people who can't speak English are the mainland Chinese who are taxi drivers.
Ill have a few phrases learned and that should do me well.
>>75828191
dont do it
There are no Muslims in Iceland because the sun doesn't set during the summer so they all starve during Ramadan
>>75828028
I wonder what about Jerry Seinfeld is and is not a character. He seems like he "plays" Jerry alot, even when he doesn't mean to.
>>75828026
>so radical centrist that he marries a half man half woman
admire the dedication
>>75828162
>>75828161
not to be racist or anything but i don't particularly care about these posts
>>75828197
>>75828211
NO SHEMALES IN TAMWORTH
>>75827532
cringing
>>75828161
Found Reviewbrah
>>75828191
no you don't
you should try it, just so I can be proved right
timothy james farron in the radical centre
Who here ready for /FarronFrenzy/?
hate watching the gf play games
she gets far too aggressive like a runt and then i have to deal with her attitude
NOT a fan
just took this photo of the gf walking home after voting conservative
>>75828206
Wow youre so much braver than me!
I'm too anxious to go anywhere unless i know for sure i have a job + accomodatiob lined up and i have at least a few months of language study
hmm
here's a fucking head scratcher:
if center is spelled centre why isn't nigger spelled niggre
kernow
LADS
you know during brexit what did the exit poll say?
>>75828188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>75827973
I will remember to come back and find this post when Corbyn wins by a landslide
>basketball
nobody gives a fuck
Voted Lib Dem and I'm proud :-)
>>75828286
Nothing, you can't do an exit poll for a referendum
>>75828276
re/er is a french thing
nigger comes from negro which is spanish
also you've posted this before
>>75828268
Farron might lose his seat
the psycho gf
Quick channel the power of MacDonald, Attlee, Wilson, and Blair
>>75828310
oh
i didn't wanna stay up all night :(
>>75828026
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>75828269
FONT
sipping on a £30 bottle of red waiting for the exit polls to run in
>>75828313
really makes you think huh
>>75828221
good post
>>75828350
fob
20 minutes
bellends going to be going on about the shitty election all night
neck hurts
are jez
Swipe down is the truth
>>75828026
He's more feminine than her
Hello darkness my old friend
>>75828216
what are you doing these days icelad?
I like how the BBC has to basically pretend like nothing political is happening all day before 10pm
>>75828365
whats the b gimmick
>drinking a £30 bottle of red when you could be drinking a £30 bottle of white
HOWLING
Exclusive: My willy needs a suck
>>75828417
billionaire you dumb newscum
>>75828407
Working on a chicken farm
this is what manlytears gets up to these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPs3gcxoTlU
sky news just went offline on yewtewb lads
now i cant watch the election
>>75828216
That actually makes perfect sense. And I always thought it was the climate.
>>75828402
Nah, twitter is buzzing about labour it's going to be a Corbyn landslide.
can't wait for the leftypol fallout
>>75828412
Yeah, no daily politics smdh
this newcastle vs sunderland vote counting race thing is literally the most reddit thing ive ever seen
>drinking a single £30 bottle when you could be drinking 24 cans of Strongbow from my paki shop
wouldn't want to live in iceland
>>75828270
Dare I say it?
Fuck it, I'll say it.
Too Thicc
>>75828475
WHO SUNDERLAND HERE
GOING TO BE FIRST AGAIN
>>75828417
FOB (fresh off the boat)
remember the good old days when you could bash pakis and gays in the streets and nobody had this bullshit PC mindset? fuck sakes
>drinking strongbow when you could be drinking a nicer cider like thatchers or somersby
A Britain under Corbyn will be like a sunny Friday afternoon with tins on the horizon.
>>75828402
Every fucking poll says something different
>>75828421
>drinking a £30 bottle of red when you could be drinking a £3 bottle and spent £27 on books
>drinking a girl's drink when you could've bought a £30 bottle of French Cognac
HOWLING
Alri lads
Do I stay in here for the election coverage or do I have to go to FUCKING Brit/pol/?
>>75828476
this
the more you have the less shit it tastes anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>75828512
>French Cognac
As opposed to English cognac?
gf
wish i knew what fob meant...
>>75828515
here
big fan of the Socratic method.
redpill me on why Sunderlanders are so quick at counting votes?
>>75828515
stay here its chill
>>75828476
>my paki shop
alri Rasheed
Breaking news : my bum needs a willy inside it
>>75828512
Tfw you pretend to put something in a girls drink so she doesn't drink it, but then you drink it yourself cause like I said you were just pretending
>>75828460
the centrists are pretty loud here, i think libdems are gonna have a strong showing
>>75828550
bloke that
>drinking cider or wine as a heterosexual man
creasing
>>75828561
fuck off belgium
>>75828561
forward operating base
>>75828561
Fuck Off Belgian
>>75828476
alri you fucking pedant
>>75828568
>>75828575
Cool
>>75828574
We're unemployed with nothing better to do
>>75828298
I'll be happy either way
>>75828585
dont care
Waiting for the results
https://youtu.be/rAsnPhYvK-s
Enjoy the choon lads
>>75828588
a real man doesn't care.
Willies in bums for the many, not the few.
>>75828588
alri insecure lad
might post a few cheeky quips on r/unitedkingdom
I'm literally going to be working for whatever party gets in so I'm praying it's conservative.
Wouldn't find my civil service job comfy if it was for fucking Corbyn
tim farron?
more like tim far-gone
hehe
there's a big car meet near me tonight that I might go to but I have no friends to go with and I'm afraid no one is going to talk to me there so I might not bother
don't care, nice blog
>>75828547
Cognac is a town in France sweetie
>>75828574
average voter age of 28, they probably only had a hundred people turn out
>>75828630
fuck off leftypol discord
>>75828644
Yeah, so you can't get it from anywhere else, so saying "french" cognac is redundant
It's like saying Scottish Scotch
Sipping on some Schofferhofer Grapefruit, very impressed by this and I usually hate fruity stuff although calling it beer is stretching it
>>75828622
>>75828625
yeah there's nothing feminine about wearing a bra or make up either right lads
only insecure men would think that's gay
>no ukip candidate in my constituency
>had to vote con
>tfw
>>75828694
nowt gay with crossdressing la
Drinking champagne from Champagné
>>75828694
not the same is it
>be Brit
>get TRUCK'D
So the old captcha with 2 words....one was a known value (the test), the other was a word they couldn't scan and understand so use captcha for people to identify it (type it's meaning)...they got value/money from crowd-sourcing the translation of scanned words into digital text.
NOW.....how does this work with new captcha? Are some images tests and some images the latter....i.e. you identify where the cars/signs/shop fronts are but you can't pass that captcha because they don't know if you're right....then it gives you a legit one?
>>75828777
Just improving Google's botnet
>>75828747
wasn't funny in the other thread m8
people are overstating the impact of may not reaching her high target. as long as she wins at around what they're already at it will be enough to silence the opponents