/brit/

C O R B Y N

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just done a vote haha x

C O R B I N

South Bristol

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You voted for Lib Dems, right lads? Haha

>>75825432
East Bristol

A N I M E

How many of us do you reckon it would take to kill a giraffe with our bare hands?

No weapons, no gimmicks, just us on some open terrain against a full grown, male giraffe.

>>75825372
May's Maidenhead seat is safe so no

The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means that he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy before he arrives, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join, however or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes that pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him, will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him

KOORBINNE

made the last 3 editions desu
you are all my puppets

>>75825411
Good lad

Hate it when lassies think theyre pire fairy princesses yet stiy on the drugs friday to monday nae bather stinkerbell get hame and wash

>never dared to challenge the powers that be

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War

First and best

>>75825452
20

>>75825410
everything as it should be

>>75825479
>led by an earl, a lord and a gentryman.

falseflag.

75825461
nary a solitary pixel of this post passed through my retinas

>>75825450
shithole

the far left: saudi arabia is a problem
the far right: saudi arabia is a problem
radical centrists: ?

>>75825524
Saudi Arabia is.

>>75825372
It'd probably be Philip Hammond as Chancellor as a sort of default while they hold a new leadership election

Prime Minister is a title, not an actual job. She's officially First Lord of the Treasury, and the Chancellor is Second Lord of the Treasury

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>>75825474
*ignores you*
*finishes my beer*
*cracks open a cider*

At wit point in your nandos ridden life dae ye wake up and go "a wanty cheer outside the big brother house". worst cunts

>>75825524
saudi is a problem, but not arabia

>>75825537
Cuck

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>>75825410
final day before /brit/ gets banned...

before i lose to chance to say this to you, mexicano poster...

una
vela

>>75825524
saudi arabia is THE problem

>>75825524
trading with saudi arabia is extremely good for the economy, as they are our largest importer of military tech
they are also a worthwhile ally to have in the most west-hating region on earth

>>75825524
>the far right: saudi arabia is a problem

What did /pol/ say about Trump and Saudi Arabia? I don't browse there but wouldn't they have a problem with it?

>>75825452
Us, or normal adult men?

>/int/ 2019
>2 years since anyone has seen a british flag
>a semi-ironic /brit/ thread is kept up as a joke for what was once a mainstay of this board - its mostly populated with gloating irishmen, antipodeans and north americans laughing at the fate of their former-friends in albion
>meanwhile in a secret prison camp somewhere in cornwall, /brit/'s former posters toil away in fields at a tory deathcamp awaiting trial for internet-based subversion

scared 2bh lads.

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purchased two bags of weed but only returned home with one

think I dropped one in sainsburys

>>75825581
good post

saudi arabia is literally worse than iran

Who Fewtch here?

>>75825477
Scottish twitter is best twitter

>>75825452
Anyone who says yes is a liar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX9GrMQoeNc

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>>75825551
*finishes my cider*
*cracks open a lager*

>>75825452
we'd chase it until it was exhausted and then kill it via strangulation
(though tools/weapons would be easier for killing it)

>>75825581
>prop up Saudi regime with arms sales and support
>their royal family literally fund terrorist groups
>have to spend billions on counter-terrorism to prevent said groups attacking your country

Ah yes 'good for the economy'

Found a bag of weed in Sainsbury's earlier. Smoking it right now

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>>75825606

>>75825581
This is what a tory would say though?

>>75825649
business idea: just let the terrorists win

>>75825542
Mate, I'm loving this gimmick.

Scottish twitter posting is the gimmick of the night imo

>>75825652
>you end up getting nicked for wasting police time

>>75825653
tories are blair-tier centrists
>>75825649
>>their royal family literally fund terrorist groups
extraordinary claims

>>75825581
t.heresa may

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the daughter of the crypto anglo looks even more stereotypically anglo
>ugly
>short
would she pass as a native in your cunt?

>>75825636
I know a person who drinks cider is physically unable to drink this fast. Might hurt your tummy.

>unironically voting for Therorkesa Mayhem

>>75825675
I'm over it now, shant be posting any more tweets

May will win and /brit/cucks will cry.

>>75825690
oh yes most certainly

>>75825690
would unironically blitzkrieg that

>Mate, I'm loving this gimmick.
>Scottish twitter posting is the gimmick of the night imo

>>75825686
>extraordinary claims
their royal family are wahabbists and use wahabbi preachers abroad to gain influence.

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Stop seeking control

>>75825705
Thessalonika Mayfly?

>>75825714
hello brit/pol/ discord

we need a hard brexit

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he's dressed like a detective now

>>75825690
CUTE

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*gets bored of responding to the leaf mong*

Corbyn has got this won right?

>>75825745
Link? ;)

>>75825690
She is cute! CUTE!

>>75825761
BREAKFAST SALSA

FUCK other people desu
Vote conservative
Every election year middle America goes to the polls and tells people looking for a handout to FUCK OFF
I genuinely hope the UK aspires to the same greatness.

>>75825606
Look on the bright side; you're gonna make some pigeons and a homeless guy very happy.

>>75825772
yes

>>75825772
no lad, best to hope for is a hung parliament and then watch the tories eat themselves

>Be scots
>have fuck all interesting nor funny to say
>"i know ill type it how i would say it"
>am hungry goon tae chippae ye bawbag

>people repost this like its incredibly funny
Why o why

>>75825798
Stary striped cuntknuckle

>>75825686
Not really, there's evidence of it in the wikileaks cable leaks and also there were claims of it in some of the Hillary emails. That's related to direct financing of terrorist groups, not to mention the enormous amount of funding given to Wahhabi organisations and to spread its influence.

>>75825804
>pigeons inside sainsburys

>>75825798
why YES I should be a cunt to those who are less fortunate than me

>>75825690
you could catch rainwater in her paranasal hollowing

horrific

me and the bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rZTZBOrqQ

hate the sociopathic hyperindividualism of yanks desu

*drinks a cider*

Alri lads, which one of you is going to bum me then?

>>75825690
Looks like that bird from Peep show.

>>75825850
What is that a town or something?

>>75825852
law of nature innit

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>>75822454
nobody fell for my bait

impressive

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posting on /brit/ like a lowlife
I like my koppparberg with no ice

>>75825798
ahh yes, I'd love to pay half a milllion for life saving surgery

bit weird that literally all information exists but you just need to cobble the letters together in the right order

>>75825852
Now you're GETTING IT

May will get a majority of 80, Corbyn will step down, Timothy James Farron will step down, Clegg will lose his seat, SNP will get 50 seats and /brit/ will be shut down mere minutes after the Queen gives consent for the Conservatives to form the government.

>>75825901
Mentioned

>>75825690
She looks nordic you dumb ape, nordic people can be ugly too

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>>75825880
no

>>75825853
CUTE CUTE CUTE
U
T
E

C
U
T
E

C
U
T
E

the saudis din do nuffin
*gets hit by a truck*

imagine being so thoroughly brainwashed by you government that you think universal healthcare is a bad thing
incredible, really

>hung parliament
>suddenly everyone wants to be best mates with the Lib Dems again

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/thug-wielding-crow-bar-yelled-kill-all-the-jews-at-north-london-polling-a3560591.html

ah yes, labour voters

Really don't understand why these Yanks don't just fuck off to their own general. No one wants you here.

about to have a cheeky snooze, wake me up in an hour la xx

>>75825903
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel

>>75825953
they think we're joking when we say we hate them

>>75825852
>less fortunate than you
that's called "unwilling to work"

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it's over

leftypol BTFO

How this evening is going to go:
9pm: get the snacks ready. maybe a bag of doritos heat burst and a couple of crumpets and a cuppa
10pm: do a crease at the exit polls
After that maybe do a howl for the rest of the night as the lefties come into denial telling us how exit polls until the inevitable final results come in and they go back to hating old people

*takes the piss*

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Do the right thing.

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*finishes pint*

*firmly places empty glass on the table*

*stands up claps and rubs hands together*

Right...

WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKING HEEMED THEN

Brits and Americans who regularly post here should be killed.
PS. May will win

>>75826023
SUUUUUUUUUURGE

does anyone else think that we've been spooked en-masse into thinking 'hard-work' is a venerable attribute?

I feel as though the 9 to 5, 5 day a week working life is the greatest lie humanity has ever had to swallow.

And yet we are continually strung along like fools. We earn more money, to make our lives more convenient and faster through improved gadgetary and increased outsourcing of tasks we used to handle alone. Why do we need more convenient and faster lives? because work has colonised more and more of our lives. and so it spirals like so.

I personally wish for a society where people can work fewer days/hours, spending those few hours far more productively so as to earn the same amount of money. Instead of recreationally shopping and wasting his wages like in a hampster-wheel, people should be encouraged to self-develop in their newfound free time. Taking up hobbies, reading new books, and so on and so forth. I think the creativity that would inhibit may actually increase productivity and innovation economically.

>>75825949
>“Shomrim are supporting the victim and assisting with the Police investigation."

Oi! Who took my piss?

JEB surge

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do brits have taco bell?

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>>75826023
>+4.9
>btfo

>>75826023
>lib dem (- )
howling

Watching Norm MacDonald lads

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If brexit was supposed to keep immigrants out then why have we seen an increase in terrorism in the last few weeks

>>75826023
muh Survation

>>75826010
ahh yes because that's how the world works
forgot life was a 100% even playing field

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>>75826061
>+5.9
BTFO

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>>75825924
no
her sister looks much more norwegian

>>75825949
>Chaim Hochhauser, from Stamford Hill Shomrim
>Shomrim are supporting the victim

No explanation of Shomrim in the entire article - had to google it myself. Absolutely atrocious journalism

>>75826050
work is there to control the masses as a form of slavery

we can't just have people going about doing what they want can we

>>75825986
but when you all say it in your funny little accents and gimmicks, it sounds cute, Cute, CUte, CUTe, CUTE!!!

*finishes cider*

*firmly places empty glass on the table*

*stands up claps and rubs hands together*

Right...

WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME NEGHOLE THEN

fishing for a dratini in the safari zone

is this election and UKIP's poor result a referendum on Brexit?

LADS THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I have a date tomorrow, I'm so close to making and being a normal fag at long last I can feel it, but I just know she's going to ask me to dance. I CAN'T DANCE HOW DO I DANCE PLEASE HELP ME. I've already considered the bopping up and down while gun reloading.

>>75826026
Wish I could find the graph but Labour should be leading up to about 5am as the constituencies that lean towards them also declare earlier

>>75825949
>Labour
>Being the openly racist anti-semetics
Sounds more rorkesheed to me mate

>>75826111
its sad that people go full hook-line and sinker for the materialism stick and carrot.

people JUST need to keep buying new shit. sad

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>neither of these nice young ladies will be your gf

Not a good feeling tbqhwu.

>>75826061
>massive labour shilling campaign
>get the nations youth to vote for them in droves
>still lose

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>>75826136

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Going to turn up to vote at 21:55

Sky's not covering the election

think it's because it's a tory landslide

>>75826147
left is an ugly femlet

>>75826136
learn to cut some shapes lad

>>75826102
My god you're dumb, no wonder you're norwegian
>SEE THIS ATTRACTIVE GIRL, SHE MUST BE NORDIC
>SEE THIS UGLY GIRL, SHE CAN'T BE NORDIC BECAUSE NORDS LIKE ME ARE B-B-BEAUTIFUL RIGHT HITLER-SAN?!

Watching Austin Powers: Goldmember lads

>>75826136
Grab her waist and dutty wyne that batty boi

>>75826136
FONT

Just seen some inside polling figures

The yellow surge is real lads, Mr Farron may well be the next PM

>>75826147
disgusting

the state of you

>>75826176
It's illegal to cover elections in europe until polls close

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post rare yukaris

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You britbongs are so fucked.

What is this absolute shite on the BBC right now? Not even watching with the sound on but it just reminds me why I'm glad I don't pay the fucking license fee.

Whose coverage are we all watching tonight. Can't decide between sky and bbc

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>want to whine about work tomorrow
>everyones too busy talking about this election nonsense

put it this way lads. whoever wins. I'll still have to go fucking work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week till i'm 67+ years old

CAN I PLEASE GET A NON MEME ANSWER TO MY DANCING CRISIS

>>75826226
europe is so gay

>>75826112
noooo :3

>labour will win
>britain will be the new venezuela + the african/arab immigrants
haha nice

>>75826083
Do you need to make excuses for failures because you're one yourself? Otherwise cut it out

why do yanks always talk about "europe" as if it's a monolithic entity

What's the difference between something being dope or awesome?

childhood is laughing at tim, being an adult is realising tim is the only sane one all along

>>75826136
no one REALLY knows how to dance
you just bop around to the beat a bit, don't know why autists on here make a big song and dance about it

Exit poll comes in at 10 yeah?

>>75826249
you might be able to get a disability allowance a bit easier with corbs tbf

The United Kingdom


IS SHIT

>>75826277
this.
i dont want to be part of europe anymore to be desu.
from now on we're nordics

United Kingdom?

More like Divided Kingdom haha

>>75826240
Will probably swap between BBC and C4. Maybe ITV to see Gideon

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Reminder that the declaration times will prolong the false hope of limp wristed liberal lefties

>>75826279
ask in /cum/ you mongy twat
would never utter those words out of my mouth

>>75826300
Poo
Shited
Kingdom

>>75826276
nah I'm pretty successful just not a sociopath

>>75826266
makes sense desu
if the media is allowed to influence voters while polls are open you end up with president donald trump

>>75826249
You could be a civil servant in a policymaking role or working in a minister's private office

Everyone is shitting themselves in case Labour win and we have to start from fucking scratch.

is cheese toast bubbly a northern thing?

>>75826340
Enabling the lazy isn't compassion, rather the opposite. The state does it to increase their own influence and power.

Honest question, will everyone be able to see my browsing history if may wins? Like as easy as it is to check if someones insured from their number plate like

>>75826338
>Kingdom
0/10 for effort
could've said condom

>>75826346
trump won because hillary is terrible, not because of the media

>>75826279
Sorry thought this was murcian general.

>>75826365
From the middle south - never heard of that

>>75826249
Protip: put 100% of your disposable income into crypto for the next four years


Retire in your 30s

>>75826289
Mate, I've seen other people dance, I've danced in the past. I'm terrible at it compared to everyone else also it makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc

would like a hayley gf

>>75826349
>you could work

hmmm, either way it goes i'm going to be going to work tomorrow, until all the faculties necessary to enjoy life have been sucked from what will be my frail frail body.

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Listening to this banger in prep for the centrist surge.

how do you like your coffee lads?

Went to the polling station with my gf.

My gf said I had to vote Labour or she was leaving me.

I voted Labour, she checked my polling card to make sure too before I put it in the box.

>>75826378
You'll have to print it off and carry it around with you and show everyone government official and commercial entity you interact with.

Poonited Shitdom of Great Shitting and Nether Piling

>>75826398
if you tell her you're a bad dancer and you have a good sense of humour you'll both be able to laugh it off and have a good time
if you're autistic like me, you're fucked. best look up some tutorials.

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>>75825376
is ur PM's house better than our PM's?

Why do poor people vote Tory?

If I want to see labour butthurt, which tv station should I watch?

Watching Austin Powers lads, forgot how fit Britney Spears used to be

Phwoar

Why are Tory voters such cowards, lads?

They'll rarely admit who they're voting for, and when you do eventually squeeze it out of them they're so sheepish, it's almost like they know they should be ashamed of themselves.

>>75826399
she's looking haggard these days

>>75826428
pretty sure that's illegal

>>75826428
Good gf you have their

She's a keeper la'

>>75826450
because they're dumb and easily misled by newspapers

>>75826398
just make sure you're not drunk enough to care

>>75826428
FONT

>>75826457
as if that film wasn't dated already

>>75826428

Pathetic

She'll leave you because you're weak soon enough

Would love to take the ignorant masses wealth and distribute it according to my own visions for the sake of the greater good. In the end they would thank me for it

>>75826450
Why do non-muslims vote labour?

>>75826450
the british serf.txt

its because they imagine themselves to be rich at some point in the future, so they act as though the interest of the rich is in their interest.

Also the tories facilitate 'get-rich-quick' schemes for povvo cunts - eg right to buy for council tenants.

>>75826212
She shat on a turtle.

>the establishment chooses May as PM because they want her to lose
sexist pigs the lot of you

>>75826460
t. bender

>gf couldn't be bothered to vote

Think it's time to cut the cord

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THE POONITED PEEINGDOM OF FART SHITSTAIN AND PISSTHERN CRAPLAND

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>The S*n

>>75826456
Channel 4

why does this yank hate labour so much

>>75826504
Rich Muslims vote conversative.

>>75826520
so I have to find that particular woman attractive or I don't find any women at all attractive
okay.

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Quite efficient

>>75826554
hes been told that corbyn is communist which hes been told to hate as well

>>75826458
because corbynistas despite saying they're the most tolerant are the least tolerant of the lot

>>75826554
bunch of commie scum

>>75826475
>>75826439
Thanks boys, I hope it goes well tomorrow my doorway to normalfagness relies on this :^)

>>75826540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

NEVER buy the S*n

business idea: labour but with a strict points based immigration system

Redpill me on /brit/ politics, why is Jeremy Corbyn such controversial character?

I can hear it coming, the race war.

mcdonalds is PENG

>>75826585
Brits parroting American fears about communism makes me sick

>>75826458
You ever tried telling people you're a Tory? Every fucker in 30 yards jumps down your throat calling you a racist

Not worth the hassle

>>75826599
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crikey, was in the other thread wondering why /brit/ became so slow

>>75826629
t. Gutter-pleb

>>75826623
hes a socialist, diane abbott is a black supremacist and mcdonnell is a literal marxist

>>75826638
>vote for a racist party of sociopaths
>why do people call me a racist?

>>75826610
>tfw people chat so much nonsense about immigration.

if you ignore EU immigration: you'll see we already have a points-based system of immigration and an incredibly strict job-based system of immigration.

it used to be relaxed but now its really fucking difficult to migrate to the UK from outside of the EU.

If we had the australian points based system like UKIP suggest - it would actually represent us having a looser and easier migration system than the one we currently have.

>>75826623
There are cuckolds who love to be bent over backwards by the tories/kikes

>>75826632
Anglos supporting socialism in any form makes me sick.

>>75826673
>Marxist
He's a joker lad

>>75826678
Point proven

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>>75826681
>UKIP is called racist for wanting a point based system
>canada is called progressive for having the same system

>>75826623

>>75825461

>>75826638
Which makes you wonder how the Tories ever win, if you're so outnumbered.

It's cowardice, Tories are just afraid of admitting they just hate other people.

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>>75826623
This image has everything you need to know

>>75826371
A very small minority on the dole are just lazy

Most can't find a job or can't work due to disabilities, health, addiction or whatever

>>75826691
Were are closer to the French and Germans whether you like it or not

>>75826732
Point is they're not outnumbered, they just don't parade around on facebook rying about the NHS

>>75826728
UKIP is called populist for wanting the point system.

UKIP's racist allegations come from their slip slop way of talking about immigrants in general, europeans and muslims.

>>75826722
>Act like a twat
>Get called a twat
>'Why they call me twat'?
Kill yourself you fucking twat.

>>75826741
Addiction is a shitty excuse to be on the dole
t. teetotal

how are they able to sell beans so cheap? they sell full cans of kidney beans for like 15c in tesco. how the fuck can they not cost more than that to produce/can/ship/etc?

What food do cats like? If I leave some tuna out in my garden will a cat that goes in my garden regularly eat it?

>>75826673
>choosing between two bad options

Is your system much like in the USA?

>>75826789
loss leaders

lava lamps going fucking bananas lads

>>75826800
birds

>>75826681
Can confirm. My wife is non-EU and the process was ridiculous. Also, she has to pay a lot for the NHS each year even though Rorkes are under the impression that immigrants are a drain on it.

>>75826733
>leftypol
>britslag aisha
dont think so fags

>>75826789
Because they they are mass produced and they are not shipped individually

>>75826778
I don't mean people who like a drink, I mean people who grew up in shitholes and were abused as kids etc.

>>75826800
Antifreeze

>>75826789
beans cost almost nothing

>>75826800
Yeah

ffs lads the dratinis keep running
at least i caught a chansey

bbc acestream?

>>75826807
not sure whos misunderstanding who

that's his cabinet, a leftist mess
theresa may isn't even bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ3KPtkhaog

stream

>>75826800
depends on the cat, tunas a safe bet though
they hate cooked meat

>>75826733
really annoyed at the placement of the westmids flag

how to get the right answer on the internet: post the wrong answer

it works every time

>>75826807
No either won't make or break the country. The torys will make it hard to live unless you're rich. Labour will make it harder to keep money if you're rich.

>>75826741
Eating yourself until you're too fat to work isn't lazy?
Getting an addiction instead of a job isn't lazy?
/pol/ is full of facists but facism is simply not necessary. Just remove the babysitter and the true undesirables will shape up or get lost

>>75826828
>have to earn certain amount to bring spouse/kids
>have to keep buying visas
>have to apply 3 times over the span of 5 years to get permanent residence
>have to pay for nhs
>no access to public funds

and yet rorke thinks that the government is just letting people in

>>75826708
he literally called himself a marxist and celebrated the financial crash
don't think he's joking lad

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>theresa may isn't even bad

>>75826733
lmao, how have I never seen this before?

Been asking /brit/ to define 'rorkesheed' for years

>>75826814
>>75826844
>>75826854
>>75826896
Good, this little cunt won't stop shitting in my garden so I'm going to lace the tuna with rat poison and hope it eats it.

Got a m8 who works for the General Election and his sources say it's going to be a hung parliament with the tories as the largest party

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Tory scum

>>75826862
>theresa may isn't even bad

Fuck me, imagine believing this.

>>75826938
Quite literally informing the police over this post, and they will investigate

>>75826938
he wont eat it if he smells even the faintest whiff of rat poison with his fantastic nose

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>Tory scum

My dad works for Nintendo. He says Corbyn will win

>>75826940
my dad works for the general election and apparently corbyn's got this in the bag.

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>>75826862
>theresa may isn't even bad

cannot begin to fathom how calcified your pineal gland must be.M

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>tfw everything is just going to keep getting worse and there's nothing any individual can do to stop it

Worst one is uni student unironically wanting higher tuition fees.

>>75826974
This bloke looks like he's absolutely up for banter and a pint

>>75825433
>>75825433
>>75825433
>>75825433

>>75826938
Someone in my village was poisoning animals in my village last year, some dogs got sick and a cat died

>Amber Rudd is going to lose her seat

lmao, Theresa was somehow immune to the Home Secretary curse and it's now back in full swing

is there any point staying up all night or will the exit poll just tell us the result?

>>75826924
I'm surprised there's still so many non-EU migrants coming in tbqh, the hoops to jump through are just mental.

>>75825821
cos yea wee bawbag sucker as so's yer da'

dad works for land rover and says the results aren't out yet

I work for the BBC election team. Says there's gonna be a coalition of choas, leading to another independence vote.

>>75826862
What do people in the UK generally think about Margareth Thatcher? Are people longing for someone with an iron grip she had in the parlament in the day?

What about Mr.Churchill? Mostly just heard anecdotes of him.

>>75827025
Pretty much

May is LARPing as Thatcher

Who is corbyn LARPing as?

>>75827093
Middle class people like Thatcher
Working class hate
Everyone loves Churchill except Uni students because he wanted to stop black immigration to Britain after ww2

>>75827148
che

thought leftypol would have left by now

will you just fuck off