/brit/

One day a lot of the old Conservative voters will die and the Millennials will reign supreme, and we will have control. Those old Conservatives left will have to live by our rules, and we love chaos, and filthy sex whilst embracing tolerance and diversity.
We will also remember the way you treated us, the fact you burdened us with debt whilst you didn't have it lumped upon you, that you blamed us for everything yet we didn't start the fire, and you will get your comeuppance.
That will be your darkest winter yet! #MillennialsAreComing

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tory voters have no emotions

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literally me on the left

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anime is a joke ha

>politics
fuck off

>>75823865
did you copy and paste this from reddit or leftypol

So it was Alzheimer's, not racism?

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anime

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Registration lady made fun of my vote

>>75823882
This.

Can I still register to vote?

>>75823885
nowhere those are my views

cripplingly lonely and hopeless ahahaa

If I lived in America I could probably fucking clean house with all the Yank girls. Except I'm stuck here with these Britslugs.

>>75823896
Shouldn't have voted lib dem then

>>75823865
Millenials will all inherit their parent's crappy houses and suddenly become conservatives who want tax breaks for homeowners

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who /doctorlaura/ here

>>75823896
>He put the virgin cross in the box

Creasing

there is
a house
in new orleans

/cum/

can't wait to celebrate with my fellow rorkes tonight

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>>75823914
same
world just seems full of pain and suffering for me

>>75823934
*plays the organ*

>>75823872
>13
God, british women reach their prime so soon, no wonder they all look like shit by their 20's
would totally do her

>t.27

bet the way john bercow screams jeremy corbyn makes theresa may wet

>>75823889
faec wen see big dik

>>75823941
im a rorke who voted labour
what now, mate

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voted for our jim

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>If I lived in America I could probably fucking clean house with all the Yank girls. Except I'm stuck here with these Britslugs.

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if you don't vote FUCK YOU!
*downvotes every one of your posts*

>>75823923
would give her all of my little willy desu

>>75823971
you're not a rorke you're a rorkesheed

there's a big difference

>>75823914
read dostoyevsky and go for a walk x

won another argument last thread

>>75823849
like to see you try lad, i'm like a little cannonball i'd roll up into a ball and header your chest so hard you'd look like a fucking doughnut

>>75823975
why would you force uninformed people to vote anyway

business idea: preferential voting system, also make voting compulsory

>>75823896
what did she say?

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BASED WOES TO BE HONEST SENPAI

>>75823974
VERY pleased with this post.

So Comey is a bad guy again, right?

lost an argument and stopped responding last thread

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>>75823969
I sent you poetry on tuesday did you like it?

avtandil khurtsidze only gone and got himself arrested for hanging out with russian mob

wanted to see him KO BJS

>>75824031
no

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>>75823972
Why does Jeremy Corbyn effortlessly look like a goddamn Soviet propaganda model in every photo? He's got that 'vaguely optimistic and determined slightly upward looking off into the distance' that they always have.

>when you lose an argument at the end of a thread and hope they won't call you out in the new thread

>>75824031
he's just an idiot

a useful pawn

>>75824050
Because he's the fucking boy.

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Out and/or about
Very scare

Doesn't seem right that Crobz and Abbott were in the same age range to have fucked.

Was Corbx just a paedo or does black really not crack?

never lost an argument on /brit/

have an IQ of 140

embracing tolerance lads

>>75824070
An idiot, but definitely no pawn.
He's completely and thoroughly pissed off both sides.

>>75824070
how does such a worm become director of the FBI

miss old america when they would have proper hardcases in the top jobs

>>75823988
not rorkesheed as i have none of the 'sheed part

>>75824095
lol

>>75824090
looks comfy

>>75824095
They probably still don't

I used to think it was bad that young people don't vote but I think I prefer it now. Young people are fucking stupid.

is there anything gayer than a lib dem voter?

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>he's just an idiot
>a useful pawn

all the women at work are voting labour, all the lads tory

So how bad is the commie getting his ass kicked?

love pints of butterbeer, love the quidditch simple as

>>75824190
He's on course for a full majority

>>75824067
WHEW I've had this a few times

It's the other side of the 'make-a-cracking-point-just-after-the-new-thread-is-posted-and-the-runt-ignores-it' coin.

>>75824190
He's winning

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>when you realise you're a nonce

Watching great British menu with me mam lads

>>75824190
they don't get the play by play like we do

>>75824190

he won parliamanet 2017

>>75824190
he will resign as leader of labour tonight or tomorrow 100%

>>75824190
he's won
nukes inbound

wonder how they pulled a headline from that comey meeting. i literally couldn't follow it. >tfw brainlet

>>75824247
can't wait to see the mass suicided

>>75824257
>>75824238
>>75824227
>>75824218
fuck off leftypol

>>75824247
>he will resign as leader of labour tonight or tomorrow 100%

lol even if he loses he's not going anywhere

when will elsa jean do anal

reminder that only people who know nothing about politics are endorsing corbyn aka celebrities

intentionally lowering the price of the pound now so I can win more when the exit poll comes

>>75824247
doubt it 2bh. He's had a lot of times where he probably should've resigned and he's just refused to

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>>75824213
bruh what's going on in this flag

>>75824271
oops misspelled suicides x

>>75824293
Celebrities are more involved and more informed than 90% of voters

>>75824247
im not sure jeremy corbyn is that self-aware

>>75824285
hmm, nary a single potato?
what a quandry, a quandry indeed
>>75824295
soros OUT

>>75824315
are you fucking dizzy

>>75824287
he might not want to but he will be pushed into it

only a small majority of labour want him as their leader

they know he is far too much to the left to win an election

>>75824228
>tfw I liked 14 year olds when I was 14 but never stopped

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Woah...

>>75824040
not sure who you are or what youre talking about

>>75824340
Who'd replace him?

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So basically every election going forward will get more and more left wing - I like it.

>>75824303
Old-style impalement

The guy with an eagle for a crest married the daughter (with a surviving brother or uncle) of a guy with an armoured man for a crest.

>>75824348
i'm from GCHQ
this has been added to your file x

>>75824362
yes this happened

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>no sons

knew james comey was a cuck lol

Hearing turnout in Tower Hamlets is already over 150%

>>75824368
globalist plant

>>75824228
Noice

>>75823961
nonce

>>75824362
heh... nothin personnel oldies

>>75824362
remember that tweet on june 23 about the cheering in the polling booth

>>75824400
>all those dirty knickers to wank with

Just voted for Clegg lads

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hate yanks more and more by the day

>>75824362
ah yes, the shadowy organisation of old people

>>75824369
labour party always have more members, just compare their members now

>>75824228
Is that the cash me outside girl? I had a wank to her before I found out she's like 13 LOL

>>75824228
There is no way this girl is only 14. she looks at an absolute minimum 18 and if I had to guess would say around 20-22

>>75824090
Don't die.

>>75824303
https://youtu.be/aiJCqjvVpec?t=10m46s

>>75824385
thanks x

>>75824303
wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_and_coat_of_arms_of_Connacht

>>75824468
'ce

kids aren't "waking up to politics"

the shills are just shilling extra hard to get them to vote for labour by using propaganda

the average young voter has no clue what policies they are voting for

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>Live in white constituency
>Only independent candidate is Waj Ali

does anyone know girls that shake hands to greet men

net's going really slow
fucking leftypol ddosing me

>>75824440
hmmm...
*checks facts about michigan*
interesting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC30BYR3CUk
they did it again

>>75824368

david miliband

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>>75824366
o-ok

can't wait until tories get the same or less than before and theresa may has to admit the whole thing was pointless lol

Post your best music

https://youtu.be/HxN1STgQXW8

voted for Corbyn to be the next Hokage

>>75824400
Ginger gonna be a hottie in the future*
*now

>>75824505
no

>>75824527
i know who you are but not what youre talking about post it again

>>75824369

labour have the most members of any party in europe
means fuck all

wish we had some charismatic leaders that had slogans and hats we could buy

>>75824528
>pointless

you aren't very bright are you

>>75824492
say something funny instead

>>75824496
Yeah mate I fucking know - I was devastated

>>75824543
You don't get to vote for Hokage. Kages are appointed by the Daimyō.

>>75824566
yeah it would be . she should be following through with brexit

>>75824512

Look up Dearborn

just sharted

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Going to wank to some bobbi starr lads

>>75824575
something funny instead

might take a nap until the exits polls at 22:00 and then sleep until 5am for the almost final result

>>75824505
yeah, almost all of them in a professional environment

otherwise it's a hug

>She was a lipstick boy
>She was a beautiful boy
what did he mean by this

>>75824552
just been thinking about it and it would be really weird

Hearing turnout in Tower Hamlets is already over 160%

>>75824584
*deploys my bankai*

I'll give you until 5 to leave my sight

1
2
3
4...

>>75824557
the moment has passed and won't come again

NEED a dominatrix gf

wonder if the rain will have stopped the old dears or the young ones getting out to vote . the young never vote in numbers so if it has any effect on the old we'll be in for the lowest turnout in years

596
that's what i was referencing you MONG
do not EVER reply to me with such empty-headedness AGAIN

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>why yes i find western girls sexually attractive

catching a weepinbell

>>75824528
It'll be funny if the Tories win but May loses her seat

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>>75824500
>Waj

>>75824629
made me realise I've never had a job interview done by a woman, wonder if I would have shaken their hand

>>75824619
what a stupid plan

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>>75824643

>>75824609
[david cross voice] ohhhhh

Just got called fat in the greggs drive-thru

>>75824681
is she not in a safe one

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feel so fucking tired all the fucking time

>he was a boy
>she was a girl
could she have made it any more obvious?

Whats the bestest country in the uk ?

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>western women?
>perish the thought, i shall only bed the finest asian wenches

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>>75824308
the state of the libidinal economy

>>75824730
cymru

jezza 2bh

>>75824730
Landscape: Scotland
People: Wales

>>75824531
https://youtu.be/d5K-ZNkJ1ag

Reckon the exit polls will be clear enough to go to sleep confident pretty early tonight

hate tories, hate corbynites, love pints, simple as

>tories will still win after a disastrous campaign and most of the press/entertainment industry shilling constantly for labour

they can literally win without even trying

>>75824608
she sucks a mean dick. absolutely inhales 8 inches

hate those office areas where there's lots of 3/4 story buildings with carpark and green space scattered between them

should just build a big tower, it's a lot more efficient

>>75824759
good lad

wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65iPXBoO5MM

>>75824717
>get home from work
>eat dinner
>sleep for 4 hours
>watch tv for 1 hour
>sleep for another 8 hours
>go back to work

how do i break free of this cycle

get cancer

>>75824761
one party state really

>>75824730
northern ireland
please visit

>>75824703
stop using my gimmick

car hole

>>75824729
>you remind me of the babe
>what babe?
>the babe with the power
>what power?
>the power of voodoo
who do?


I'm trying hard for some (You)s please help a fella out

>>75824761
Not the Tories fault that arrogant students join Labour enmasse to vote in Corbean

just got called cute in the gay bar x

>>75824699
I have and they didn't offer
Rasheed might be on to something with this one

vox did a video on grime lads

legs

>>75824521
He should have been leader in the first place rather than his brother.

>>75824832
pics

fuck everyone in this thread

>>75824832
FONT

>>75824681
https://twitter.com/irishcaillin28/status/872892635316408322

I just came back from the polling station in Buckinghamshire, England

I had to wait in line for over an hour, easily 200 people, everyone wearing 'For The Many Not The Few' shirts. No 'Strong and Stable' hats in sight.

It's hard to admit but May has no chances, don't even bother going to vote, it's not worth it.

>>75824730
Probably NI

>>75824761
>and most of the press/entertainment industry shilling constantly for labour
Mate did you see the front pages today?

Entertainment I'll give you

>>75824849
Even me?

I miss David Cameron

>>75824817
don't even get the reference sorry :[

YOU KNOW GOD MADE BLACK BEAUTIFUL

GOD MADE BOOBY BEAUTIFUL

BLACK AND STRONG

AND WHEN BOOBY KNOCK SOME FOOLS OUT

BOOBY GON KNOCK EM OUT WITH BLACK NIKES ON HIS FEET AINT THAT RIGHT

AND IMMA SMILE WHEN I DO

getting drunk on cider

>>75824832
it was me x

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What do we think of Another Angry Voice? The voice of the people or a loony?

does john mccain have alzheimers?

>>75824910
who?

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>>75824910
I like them, they're dedicated

>>75824888
You fucking yank piece of shit

>>75824791
I dont even get too little sleep
Im just so tired all the bloody time

hate it

>>75824910
the latter

>>75824910
Schools are already free retard

>>75824922
someone, somewhere, is called Al Zheimer.

>>75824817
(you) do

>>75824929
A yorkshireman who really really really REALLY dislikes the Tory party

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T R O U B L E

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hmmmmmmmmm

>look at some twitter polls about who people are voting for
>most of them over 80% in favour of corbyn
It's over lads, we've got a labour government.

what the fuck are academies

Just got back from the polling station to cast my vote for the many not the few. Was surrounded by angry (mainly old) white men. Suddenly they all ganged up on me bragging about how they were going to steal my education and healthcare. Am literally shaking right now. I just don't even...

actually sometimes shake girl's hands when I first meet them but after that it's hugs and kisses

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>>75824910
>healthcare
>a right

Cider is the cuckold mans drink

>>75824981
quite disrespectful x

>>75824817
TOI

>>75824803
I dont want to die

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>>75824938

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>>75824982
>he rates twitter

>>75825000
nah
you're thinking of flavoured cider

pure apple cider is not gay

>>75824998

It is a right, Yank. Your countrymen don't understand that caring for your neighbour lessens the burden on us all.

>>75824981
>they're playing sports whilst fasting
give them a break


not so fast rorke im joking us lefties dont really think like that

>>75824981
Did anyone tell them in advance that there would be a moment of silence?
They probably don't speak English so they wouldn't have known just from the loudspeakers.

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>>75824981
bang out of order

>>75825015
just avoid west belfast and you'll be fine x

>>75825000
clearly never been on the 'parbergs

>>75824761
>It's a Rorke thinks that conservatism is anti-establishment episode.

Nice one.

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planning to have 1 can of cider later on
had two last night and nearly collapsed

>>75824997
Hugs, kisses and suck grabs, eh?

>>75824998
Might want to check the declaration of human rights lad

>>75825047
>not a cuck just like watching my wife have sex with other men simple as

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>>75825049
>caring for your neighbour
Whats this?

Healthcare by definition cannot be a right

>children's pictures of hammer and sickle at school polling stations
revolution soon lads

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>>75825079
conservatism is the counter culture

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What's the most eggs you've eaten at once lads? Current PB is a paltry 6, trying to up my bulking game and I think a 12 egg PB is possible

Phwoar just cracked open the Kopparberg Mixed Fruits. Truly the drink of soldiers, sailors and dockyard workers. For men only.

>>75824981
ah yes..
*votes for party that sells weapons to them*

>>75825117
is he actually a gayer?

>>75825027
Well stop being a fucking stripey star cunt

>>75825064
Honestly I'd love to know this - plus some scummy football players
>hah deano go tell the ragheads we're doing a 1 minute of talk loudly and spit before the match so everyone hates them
>haha good one smithy

no idea why this leaf has had such a bone to pick with cider for months
its just a drink

his dad fall into a fat of it and drown or something?

>>75824608

Like her POV Perverts scene, great ATM

Corbyn has won, it's all over

>>75825129
surely being that fat inhibits your strength?

I hope you all voted labour for an epic upset lads? didn't you?

crazy how lefties begin to believe their own hype regardless of how many times it's beaten

>>75825129
>she got that fat to snatch 100kg
absolute states of america

>>75825129
24 boiled eggs
quite nice with salt

>>75825117
What's wrong with his face

What are some important radcen books?

>>75825218
why nations fail

>>75825218
mein kampf

>>75825218
meditations

>>75824981
think we should sell them more weapons

>>75825174
It's a gay drink for gays and women who don't like the taste of beer

>>75824981
Didn't see any English minutes silence for the Saudi civilians killed last week

>>75825218
harry potter

Last election was the birth of the commieslags meme, maybe tonight will bring something equally as epoch making

>>75825218
You have to read the first half of the communist manifesto and the second half of mein kampf

>>75825117
the lad on the left is really fucking cute, I'd love to spend all day in bed with him

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hello brits. does this guy look any anglo to you, or just plain old nordic? i have my suspicions...

>>75825252
this

>>75825218
bakemonogatari

business idea: have communities care for each other instead of having parliament do it for them

>>75825196
Why would we vote for that stinking party, is everyone too young to remember life in the 70s with similar policies? Rolling black outs, rubbish piled high in the streets. I'm sure the NHS is in the safe hands of an all too powerful nationalised energy grid constantly striking for better pay.

>>75825254
love the taste of beer
love the taste of cider

just fuck off will you? its embarrassing

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>Didn't see any English minutes silence for the Saudi civilians killed last week

since society always wants to be contrarian, when will being good become cool again? you know, respecting others, not saying things like n*gg, helping others, working hard, being honest etc

>>75825270
bit gay t.b.h

>>75825255
that's because brown people's lives don't matter

>>75825271
Looks middle class English as fuck mate

>>75824761
if labour had anyone other than corbyn as leader it would be a labour landslide

corbyn was a mistake

>>75825287
I only vote for the upset party no matter who it is.

>>75824859
oh christ

>>75825271
he's got a touch of scandi to him yeh.

>>75825255
That's actually a pretty good point

>>75825271
looks danish

>>75825299
>says the cuck drinking cider

>>75825287
fuck off grandad

>>75825287
what about life in the 90s?

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Gf just sent me this x

>>75825255
don't think the Saudi's would have had a minutes silence if they weren't playing Australia

>>75824681
>>75824859
Would that mean Boris becomes PM?

>>75825359
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

the goal is london, ontario

>>75825359

>unsheathes shortsord
heh, nothing personnell kid...

>>75825347
I don't even think the Green Party could've fucked up managing in that boom

>>75825376
>>75825376
>>75825376
>>75825376

materialism is such a massive spook lads

>work more hours so you can afford to hire a maid to clean your house because you work too many hours to clean your own house instead of just working fewer hours

>>75825193

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dR9o2mTd80

>>75825367
Auscucks

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>this yank who hates cidre

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>>75825344
*cracks open a beer*

>>75825218
K-ON

>>75825359
can't feel attracted to her ever since /tv/ pointed out the jew phrenology of her forehead slant

>>75825377
Mate that's Anon's gf you're talking about. He'll kick your fucking head in if he hears ya you madman!

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>>75825415
Great post.

>>75825372
It'd probably be Philip Hammond as Chancellor as a sort of default while they hold a new leadership electin

>>75824308
tbf some yank Chads could do exactly the same in a shit British town. They'd seem glamorous and exotic.

>>75825271
Saxon-Danish cross-breed from Eastern England.