/asean/

>>75821461
I'm pretty sure I can kill a water buffalo with my trusty bolo

sleep well

Thoughts on the "asian centhruy" ? When do you think you should start celebrating ?

I want to impregnate at least 100 Chinese women before I die.

>>75822046
Once my country become a 1st world nation

>>75822100
dont forget to share your based american green card

>>75822012
I mean, how durable are their skulls anyway? If I time my attack right...

>>75822215
Wont they just divorce me and take half my money years later?

>>75822381
You = NEET
NEET = $0
$0/2 = $0

>>75822487
True, but I may get neetbux soon. I'm planning on taking a trip to KL to find some Chinese-Malaysians once I get there. I'll pop holes in the condom with a pin beforehand and hopefully that will do the trick

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lol you have no 4 season what a retarded location

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Morning /asean/, just get up from my neet lyfe, pls don't slap reality on me

>>75823170

>>75823220
You wont have a gf.

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>>75823220
Fuck you polish faggot

>>75822233
I have a very strong right hand. I could probably smash his skull through.

>>75823170
at least we're not rude

penjajah

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>>75823835
I'm pinoy just like you! You shouldn't say so!

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>>75824381
Will you dance with me?

>>75823220
fix your life before you become 10 year neet like me and want to kys all day every day

>>75823220
Do South Korea love Pepsi?

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>>75825183
I think so

>>75825183
they're pepsi nation as america is cola nation

malaysia?

abomi nation

Indonesians.
What the fuck is this video about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ5vfGKgNZE

bangun bangun

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>>75826724
Aceh got a blue eyed tribe because some of yuo guys mixed with them when the portuguese arrived

>>75826724
Fucking stupid YouTube channel
Contains only slideshow from other blog
Created with stock youtube soundtrack
Another trash YouTube video for the sake of Google's monies
This is what YouTube will turned when those poor low taste scumbag raid in

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>>75827937
This, even youtube is doing nothing against it

>>75822573
>chinese-malaysian
>chinese-singaporean
got some bad news for ya ma man

Not Youtube's problem that Indons autistically watch this shit and taking them seriously

>Make a video
>Put title: INI BUKTI INDONESIA NEGARA MILITER TERHEBAT ASEAN, MALINGSIA IRI HATI
>Put a slideshow of Indonesian military
>Type your shit into Google Translate Indonesia, record the voice
>200,000 views guaranteed

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>>75828535
we really can't fix it ..

>>75828535
i really hate our local youtube channel

>vlog
>challenge shit
>shit meymey
>slide show news

that's why i only watching foreign youtube channels

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>>75828658
and just full of plagiarism,

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>>75828262
>>75828535
>>75828635
>>75828658
>>75828766
And don't forget the stupid robotic text to speech news

I want to punch the screen everytime i hear that sound
YouTube soon gonna be blogspot 2.0

>>75829066
>>75828766
the reason is probably our internet cultures are fall behind than most of the rest of the world

our people don't know what is THICC
our people don't know some american's 16yo cancer like filthy frank
our people don't know something like gamergate
and etc

>>75829327
Not following 4chan meme are not the problem broh
It's the low effort youtube ads shill who want to monetize everything they can touch. Email is dead of spamming, facebook is dead of shilling groups, instagram is dead by endorsement.
And there's nothing that can be done except jump of the boat to a new comfier one before things getting raid again.

>>75829863
but bringing wealth to them is not solving the problem, so what really happened ?

I've said nothing can be done
NONE

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>tagalogs

>>75829863
>instagram is dead by endorsement

I noticed that Indonesian celebrities even promote local ig shops that sell generic stuff. Makes me wonder how much they paid the celebrities or the celebrities just take all the money that they can get without any concern about their public image.

>>75830666
>Indonesian celebrities even promote local ig shops

They did? how low
how they could not get a sponsor instead if they're that popular

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>>75830666
Indos artists doesn't care about whatever they endorse in Instagram as long as they get paid. They get famous by scandals and shit they do irl instead of their professional products.
In pic related fun88 is a gambling website

>>75829327
>our people don't know what is THICC
>our people don't know some american's 16yo cancer like filthy frank
>our people don't know something like gamergate
Good. Can't let the young generations become degenerates like us.

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>>75831170
>get famous by scandals
ah, i completely forget they do

maybe they get paid more by doing so?

>>75831179
well because our people are fall behind, they are will catching them soon as their new consumption

>>75831170
Yes my brother.
Tyas Mirasih is very sexy.
The face is very beautiful.
An hour how much?

>>75831426
how dellusioned are you, it's obvious they won't

>>75831426
The good thing is, with the "normie"ization of 4chan, the future generation won't be as fucked up as the oldfags.

>>75831426
Not knowing memes is not falling behind.
Knowing by heart every entries in knowyourmeme is not something cool. Maybe you should go back to 9kek, faggot.

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>>75831702
this pic over here is of old memes
but suddenly become so popular in our internet world for last 2 years

so yeah, it's just matter of time until our netijens find new scrap as a consumption

>>75831817
Not knowing memes, but consume old memes as new trend is more retarded

>our country is doomed because the people aren't up to date with latest meme!
lmao

Malaysians are subhuman and should be killed.

>>75831964
Memes is not something that shape our degenerate internet environment.
Internet is not all about memes.
It has nothing to do with with all the shilling in YouTube and everything else.
If 9kek is not your taste, i think you should go back to your 1cak and meme comic Indonesia facebook page.

>>75832170
imagine
you are alrerady done with a shit in the past and most people agree the shit is stale too for now, but suddenly your fellow countrymen find the shit is interesting, as a new one

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>greentexting on kakus

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>>75832369

>>75832369
>schrodinger.cat
Whoever are you if you happen to read this you should kill your self man.

>>75832279
>i think you should go back to your 1cak and meme comic Indonesia facebook page.
yeah m8, just like when our netijens suddenly making vlogs and shits after 2013 but the rest of the world already start to giving up with those shits

you will never see it coming, pretty soon our normies will make something similar like filthyfrank shits and praising it as a revolutionary content

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>>75832560
yeah, we really sort those bad memes out mang.

we did it, the absolute madmen

>>75832560
Yes, please. Off you go with whatever that is kewl and shit and be the first one to know it from the degenerate chinese cartoon forum... Haha, i guess all the normies would never know what we're talking. Haha.
I'll go with whatever channels that have a quality content that i like, but sad for me that i will need to leave them as after they get shilling for normies who want to be kewl like we do.

>>75829327
>>75832560
https://youtu.be/fy76CIuZFNc

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>>75832855
> we
> cool

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>>75832844
>>75832855
i am not pointing what memes we are talking about
i'm just sayin that our people have very bad taste in internet things because late in internet trends
sure go ahead, but what i am saying is a fact, our internet people are worst because consuming what the rest of the world left behind in internet
btw here a memes, because you qall seems mattering memes

>>75827394
>>75827937
>>75828262
>>75828635
>>75828658
>>75828766
>>75829066
>>75829327
>>75829863
>>75830008
>>75830172
>>75830947
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>>75831179
>>75831346
>>75831426
>>75831673
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>>75831894
>>75831964
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>>75832503
>>75832560
>>75832844
>>75832855
>>75833071
Red and white spree.
Let's get ready for wageslaving guys.
It's weekend soon, we can shitpost till we die

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>>75832993
Shit mang, pink guy plagiat

how could he being a pink guy but not being degenerate at the same time? This is a crime

anw this is quality cringe, post more

>>75833146
This>>75832170

>>75833324
this >>75828658 >>75829066
we are talking about our cancer youtube

anyone have seen cruise's mummy yet?
is it good?

>>75833239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdrMRP1OM84

we need to destroy 1cak

Can a non indonesian post in kaskus?

>>75835051
Sure, just post "hello, im Spanish and i very like indonesia" with MKL pic in "the lounge".
They'll gonna love you a lot. Then ask for cendol.

>>75835249
I just want to go there for the ngentot desu but okay.
Do they like MKL over there?

>>75835762
If you can't speak Indo, just type in English and pretend to be a Malaysian Chinese and start bashing Indonesian Chinese for not knowing how to speak Chinese. Enjoy the show.

>>75835762
Not necessary for MKL desu, it just for proving you're foreigner. And they does suck foreigner's cock
They dont read 4chan.

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>>75835051
>>75835762
don't post on lounge
post on berita politik said the pinoy support prabowo as the new fuhrer of nusantara
just post prabowo 2019

>>75836417
I feel like this is the best course of action.

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>>75836439
here i will help you

>>75836439
oh don'ty forget saying that jokowi is liberal leftist scum, a megawati's puppet

>>75836439
>>75836565
Its 7 o'clock in the morning, guys.
Aleast wait until time before dawn

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>Still no cute malaysian chinese girlfriend.
Why guys?
Is live supposed to be this empty?

>>75836417
>>75836439
or why don't just do on both (lounge and berita politik)?

>>75837285
Malaysia has it's own Disney cartoon and you guys don't. what do you feel about that?

https://youtu.be/wSkpchNtaWw

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>>75837849
It makes me sad really, to acknowledge Malaysian superiority. That they'll become first world country while we're descending into forth or fifth world country.
The only way out is to start copulating with a cute Chinese Malaysian and leave my disgusting gene there.

>>75838807
Semalam I call you, you tak answer
You kata you keluar pergi dinner
You kata you keluar dengan kawan you
But when I call Tommy, he said it wasn't true

So I drove my car pergi Damansara
Tommy kata maybe you tengok bola
Tapi bila I sampai, you - you tak ada
Lagilah I jadi gila

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malay-chan <3

who wants to go trigger bisayaball

>>75839399
Why trigger him in the first place? Pretty childish tbqh.

I dah bagi (You) tapi you still tak reply

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>>75839399
Whats the matter? Did he do something that made your rectal tickle?

>>75839399
you already did
without even trying
>>75839561
>>75839731
keks

>>75839731
pictured here is the bisayaball admin

>>75839925
>you already did
>without even trying

kek

Fuck off Columbine. Just go to China or something. You got no money so kiss Chinese girl goodbye.

>>75839399
>bisayaball
I bet this alone already triggers him tho

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/travel/612949/dot-excited-over-nickelodeon-theme-park-in-coron/story/

do the tryhard conservatives/Natsoc here like this?

no one answered on /pol/ tho it slid fast

>tfw its not even Disney

Sudah terlalu lama sendiri
Sudah terlalu lama aku asyik sendiri
Lama tak ada yang menemani rasanya
Pagi ke malam hari

Jam di dinding terus berdetak
Kakiku juga terus berjalan
Tapi mengapa tak kau lepaskan tatapanmu dari diriku
Menembus hingga jantung ini terasa agak terhenti

Semua yang ada ada pada dirimu
Membuat aku ku aku jatuh cinta
Come on baby say you love me
Love me say you love me

Uh... why did this thread suddenly filed with Indons in the late night?

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>>75839703
Aduh, maafkan aku ya baru bisa menjawab.
Sebagai gantinya aku masih punya dua (You) untuk pagi ini.
Adakah Anda mau?

Tak bisa ku sayang sayang selain dirimu
Penjara kamu mu kamu dalam hatiku
Come on baby say you love me

Tak kuasa ku menahan rasa
Hatiku makin semakin berdebar
Tapi mengapa tak kau lepaskan tatapanmu dari diriku
Menembus hingga jantung ini terasa agak terhenti

Semua yang ada ada pada dirimu
Membuat aku ku aku jatuh cinta
Come on baby say you love me
Love me say you love me

Tak bisa ku sayang sayang selain dirimu
Penjara kamu mu kamu dalam hatiku
Come on baby say you love me yeah

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Aku memang pencinta wanita
Namun ku bukan buaya

>>75840379
Mari semua rakan dan taulan, Boria suka-suka kami dendangkan, Ini hanyalah sekadar gurauan, Untuk semua, sebagai hiburan.
Mari semua rakan dan taulan, Boria suka-suka kami dendangkan, Ini hanyalah sekadar gurauan, Untuk semua, sebagai hiburan. Ewwahhh!
Satu, dua, tiga, empat dan Lima, Kita mesti hormat sesama kita, Tua atau muda sama sahaja, Barulah hidup aman bahagia.

My last (You) for this morning.
Will have my new (You) in the afternoon.
Dadah

Is Kaskus fun?

>>75840274
Better than pagpag posting, at least.

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what are they saying?

>>75840158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPM91TqoHg

I would understand if its in near Puerto Princess but putting it in Coron is batshit crazy

>>75841112
Let me tell you something you tripfag, Kakus, dare I say it, is simply the worst thing that ever existed in the internet. Forget your secret Laotian CP website, Kakus is way worse than that. Every second you waste by looking at them you've lost a point of your IQ, if you somehow register an account there then you are automatically and clinically diagnosed as a retard by world leading experts with your account as a proof. They don't discuss anything there, only 100% shitpost and shitflinging which will make you feel utterly repulsed and disgusted. Now if any of you here browse Kakus, then I kindly suggest for you to kill yourself for the betterment of humanity, thank you.
But you will fit there, MKL.

>>75841358
I think the question is how people would get there. Busuanga's airport is rather small, and I'm not sure how they'd fit ships there. Puerto Princesa got an upgrade recently but I don't think it will be enough.

>>75841358
the hell?
shits so gay

wakey wakey

hohoho

>>75840262
tak bisa ku sayang sayang selain dirimu
penjara kamu mu kamu dalam hatiku
come on baby say you love me say say say you love me

>>75841112
Was fun when fight club, which was literally /n/ews or old /pol/, was around, but it became shit when the owner removed fight club.

2D never betray.

>>75840343
what was that song at the end of the movie? not as good as ours obviously, but still catchy.

Test gan

>>75844840
Ngejunk jangan disini nubitol

O kay bilis namang Maglaho ng Pag-ibig mo sinta

>>75840436
It's no surprise Fatin would like Heart

anw Luna did nothing wrong and Rachel have grown up cute

>>75846082
Wot?

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>>75846191
I thought you like the film

>Event in Thailand tomorrow
>few seem to care
>not trending on Thai Twitter
What went wrong?

>>75846410
why did you take your name off you weeb

>>75846310
that movie, i abhor it. The theme song is even more obnoxious, like an ear worm.

bebaskan Ahok pls

>>75846410
your whole life

I don't understand why Malay (and I mean both Malaysian and Indonesian) doesn't have many entries on Wiktionary.

It's a detriment to me learning Malay. It's so poorly organized.

tionghua woman made for asean cock

>>75847408
because for only rm59.99 you can buy a kamus dewan bahasa
thats right
rm59.99 for a dictionary

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>>75847513

Anyone awake right now?

>>75848447
my penis is awakened

>>75848538
Not the answer I was looking for but how are you?

This sure is a slow /asean/ thread.

>>75848659
It's raining

>>75848685
All the more it should be faster, if people are indoors.

why do I have nightmares over maths class?

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>>75846593
don't worry, he'll be off from the bars within 6 months and before the year ends.

he'd be the one to fight Prabowo-shisho tho
>>75847408
we don't get moni from doing /lit/ senpai, nobody here likes to read

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Payday 2 is literally free on Steam guys!!!
Grab it quick if you haven't have it.

>>75844460
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HcGV-e8-vk

Why doesn't /asean/ like talking about SEA anime conventions when they're ASEAN-related?

>>75849660
Because I don't like anime, Iking

>>75849595
THANKS FAMPAI

>>75848685
This morning I hear a huge storm here.

>>75849660
Kill yourself pls txh goodbay famalam senpai desu

>>75849595
>not the voice of upin ipin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QaOd_0ePkk

gooks

Federated Union Republics of the United Alliance Kingdom of South East Asia Empire soon.

>>75849595
>still pay2win
"no"

>>75849754
Terimakasih, Akak.

>>75849935
does p2w matter if it's a co-op game?

>>75850060
no but longer time
will have an impact during long mission

Are we better than the Philippines now? Or still shittier?

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>>75850253
Does it matter? just be yourself

>>75849958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN0aOqibwdo

>>75850291
A bit of competition is a good thing, we will just remain third world anyway.

>>75850318
Filipinos are not the most competitive people, if we are we wouldn't be so shit.

>>75850253
You guys overtook pinoys in crime rate in here. Good job

all i want for christmas is a chinese malaysian gf
please santa

>>75839973
Wow, that was mean :(

>>75850369
>You guys overtook pinoys in crime rate in here. Good job
No surprise.

>>75850370
do you have condo
do you have nice car
do you have club membership
do you have job

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>>75850462
how about a bf? what are the prerequisites?

>decides to look at pics of foreign INC chapels
>99% of people in pictures are Filipino
I know the denomination is Filipino, but that's really weird. Are they having a hard time finding foreign converts?

>>75850370
Just move to Malaysia or something. Penang or Petaling would be good places to start.

>>75850253
>Doesn't have ISIS
You are definitely better bois

>>75850301
>cringe.bmp

>>75850520
there are plenty of those on the INC channel

>>75850581
They seem to be the exception than the rule, though. Even American churches seem to have far more success evangelizing non-Americans.

>>75850664
people from less progressive nations or having a culture derived from one are often more inclined to be religious.

>>75850508
hmmm
do you have money
do you have money
do you have money
do you love him

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>>75850540

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Do you think this (((girl))) is real? She said she's clingy but I didn't expect her to be THIS clingy. I've been seen-zoning her for like more than an hour now (I'm sadistic and has free time) and she's still going at it, what the fuck? Even if she wasn't a female, I feel like a terrible person.

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>>75850781
1/4

>>75850807
just do the classic pump n dump
>>75850891
1/4 is still better than none

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>>75850807

ahahaha ebin

>>75840158
Is this duts approved?

I wonder why they are silent about this

kamu makannya apa?

>>75851060
someday I'll get all 4

>>75851213
the other 3 are optional
the requirement were the one you pick

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Who wanna sax?

>>75850253
As of now honestly the scale is on the shittier side

>>75851189
Babi!!!

>>75851189

kepala boto

>>75851288
saxophone?

>>75851189
makan hati karna kamu itu selalu sibuk sama teman-temanmu apa aku ini bisa kamu permainkan begitu sahaja

saya juru masaknya

>>75851189
spaghetti rojak

gan buka

indomi enaknya campur apa?

>>75850508
is it me or are all hetalia countries have the same fucking face?

>>75851189
(Kamu)

>>75851189
minum susu aja kenyang

>>75851345
>>75851463
>>75851489
>>75851568
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfEUha6jQLQ
That doesn't complementing the song at all guys.

Mine is the only one>>75851324
And this>>75851556

>>75851531
Cum

mau dicampur apa lagi indomi
kalo gue cuman tambah telur aja deh

>>75851531

ayam penyet

>>75851531
Nasi

>>75851623
klo telor ayam kampung mentah pusing ntar,
>>75851636
mahal
>>75851638
hoek


OIA KANGKUNG !

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>>75851440
Yes, blow on my sax

>>75851623
indomi rasa umami, kene ada daging or ayam untuk lagi sedap
ayam penyet yang macam kfc tu dgn indomi sedap
>>75851657
beli peha ayam, celup dengan telur and tepung kemudian telur dan tepung. Goreng

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>>75851661
why are yuo so lewd?

>>75851692
itu mah makan ayam pake nasi, pain masak indomi

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>>75851698
What is wrong with lewd?

>polshits disappeared
>animus disappeared
>lewd posts still exist
why

kenyang gan

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>>75851776
Lewd is the underlying force behind all causes

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>>75851692
Suka dada atau paha?

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>>75851724
I-it's wrong !
>>75851776
I-it's not like we do it for you okay !?

>>75851776
I did something about the other two. The last one is a bit harder to crack.

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I'm not sure why PH weebs are all over the Kimono when the Barong is objectively subjectively better.

>>75851776
Says the kakus proxyfag

>>75851714
lupa
potong ayam kecik2.
asingkan ayam dari kulit dengan tulang
goreng hingga semua ranggup
jangan goreng kulit ayam.
campur ayam n kulit ayam dgn indomi
>>75851808
dada
rendah lemak n banyak isi

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>>75851810
Lewd is only nature

dudi dudi dam dam dudi dam
dudi dudi dam dam dudi dudi dam

Is indomie vegan?

>>75851857
It could be better

>>75851931
Teach me Indonesian songs.

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>>75851959
yeah, I want more embroidery variations. maybe some from our folklore such as the Bakunawa and Minokawa. or one based on Moro armor

>>75851857
>shirt made of fabric that's hot to the skin
>long sleeved
>customary to be worn with another shirt underneath
>national shirt of a tropical country
how and why

>>75851983
doobi doobi doop

>>75851810
Stop inducing ERP to me, okay?

>>75851942
If you eat indomie then you are clearly not concerned with health to give a shit about veganism.

>>75852003
Post more /asean/ medieval armor

>>75851692
>>75851698

I wonder how do the Island monkeys (flips) feel when Indons and Maelays can
understand each other. Isn't it cool, lads? We're like the Norwegians and Swedes. Our very own Scandinavia (Nusantara)

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DID SOMEONE SAID ERP

>>75852067
Malays don't have Spaniard blood. Checkmate Malay

>>75852067
Please don't be rude to them anon.
They've suffered enough sharia

>>75851857
>long sleeved black barong
>in flipland climate
No fucking way desu

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>>75852064
Indonesian """"""""""'""Armor""""""""""""""""

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>>75852067
>Nusantara

we need to establish this as soon as possible
>>75852095
Definitely maybe

>>75852003
Im not a Moro
and don't want steal their culture


>Bakunawa and Minokawa.
do muslims even have ancient depictions of these

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>>75852067
Feels like where surrounded by ugly nerds talking in weird sign language

>>75852067
SO YOU BE SAYIN THAT WE WUZ VIKING N SHIIEEEET?

>>75852008
>>shirt made of fabric that's hot to the skin
transparent,
traditionally made by jusi, banana fabric or silk, big loose and tunic like
>>long sleeved
formal
>>customary to be worn with another shirt underneath
good I dont want my nipples to show
>>national shirt of a tropical country
it makes sense

>>75852184
It's not WUZ yet anon
>>75852152
call it accesories if you want

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>>75852162
I dunno but we have modern ones.

I love this one. simple

>>75852121
Real barong is transparent and loose. Its history is when spanish allowed flips to wear clothes they made it transparent so they can see people carrying guns or knives

>>75852008
the sports, westernized collar is what makes it hot to wear imo

>>75852152
Didn't know Majapahit warriors fight naked

>>75852233
how about de-hispanicizing it to make sense

>>75852221
if only we have ancient depictions

>>75852058
You're confusing vegan and vegetarian. Vegans refusing to eat meat because of the cruelty of slaughter. Meanwhile vegetarian do it because of health reason.

>>75852258
That's from Nias, an island west of Sumatra, yes we are very diverse you ignorant cow.

>>75852233
Is that made of hemp? If so, not that bad for summer season.

>>75851983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpqk5cfYnI
The most famous singer in Indonesia.

>>75852315
Post Majapahit gear.

>cow
Every fucking time

>>75852313
Duh, in the end it's about not eating meat and products from animals. Sure, indomie is suitable for those who can't eat meat and such.

>>75852233
>Its history is when spanish allowed flips to wear clothes they made it transparent so they can see people carrying guns or knives

its always been transparent to some degree even before they came
its a special occasion only

and if you want pre hispanic times, only high class free people/land owners are the only ones allowed to wear shirts, its an indication

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>>75852121
There's a variety of colors, don't worry. hell, with a few modifications it can even be casual wear. going to the mall with it.

>>75852412
what the hell does a precolonial barong look like?

>>75852152
They don't need one because they can't die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmrZrQojV5M

Is papeda worth trying? Seems interesting but what's the draw, do you guys think it's taste?

>>75851857
Which one would you rather be seen in public. assuming it's in the US? also, it's in a mall

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>>75852565
> literally eating tree sap

>>75852565
Literally what?

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>>75852457
A shirt

>>75852565
Gooey and almost tasteless, I ate it in a cultural festival. Eastern Indonesian people eat it with fish stew or something, seems to be an acquired taste for them.

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>>75852565
>eating lem glukol

>>75852628
>>75852643
>>75852658
>>75852667
I mean it's sago porridge and Brunei with all it's money made ambuyat/papeda its national dish so I mean it has to be good for something

Do you chew it or swallow it like fufu?

>>75852650
wow it looks really different. but hey, fashion evolves.

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>>75852003
I'm not a Muslim.
Maybe the the tattoos but then again only igorots and lumads kept the authentic ones

>>75852729
I suppose people let the taste of fish mix with the porridge, creating a bizarre mixture of flavour which is a delicacy for them. Now I don't know that it was Brunei national dish, but it is obviously a staple food for people from ambon and papua, substituting rice for them.

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Hola! Como esta?

why is it that every time I somehow stumble into an article involving duterte, 95% of the time, the people who defend him to death are from visayas and mindanao. is this the power of the """""majority"""""?

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>>75852667
Holy kek
>>75852729
>Do you chew it or swallow it?

Maybe it acts like sambel kacang, just pour it on something and eat it altogether

>>75852813
plants it is then, balete and sampaguita

>>75852759
Collar +spic embroideries
or devolved

>>75852233
peeping on flip women also became much easier. barong is nothing more than an attire made for the ignorant peasants

>>75852895
invade me

>>75852912
No, it's rich on carbohydrate like rice porridge. You don't pour it on food as a condiment, it has absolutely no taste.

>>75852927
yeah, that's why I want more embroidery variety. the usual ones are boring.

>>75852908
Cult of personality + tribal mentality

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best girl

>>75852999
sorry,but we're actually talking about our culture here. only flip cartoons allowed

>>75852908
Mindanaoans love him, not sure about Visayans since he and Mar split the Visayas vote.

>>75852961
Not exactly. Women's wear back then was very conservative. Dresses were down to the feet and you couldn't even touch a woman's body except for certain occasions.

>>75853040
>Remembers the nutshack
never mind

>>75853066
The Nutshack is a meme though.

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>>75852967
Si!

>>75853041
that doesn't invalidate it's original purpose tho

>>75852961
Women wears tapis.

Both woman and men pheasants are topless again its an indication during per Hispanic times

Flips who wear barongs are the "freemen", nobilities and land owners it carried over in spictimes

>>75853240
Workers are not even allowed to enter Spanish forts.
They don't need a tshirt to confiscated thier farming weapons

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>Relative go to BPI
>Trying to withdraw 100k
>Why are you trying to withdraw such a large amount.
>I-im gonna buy property
>Show me the property title.

Is BPI dying, they're acting crazy trying to prevent people doing a bankrun

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>>75853040

>>75852178
Make flipbong smile with faceapp

>>75852908
Low quality eduaction and maybe a big of revisionist history

>>75853383
>100k
around 2k+ USD
can buy a house there?

>>75853300
>Flips who wear barongs are the "freemen"
That's what the paella niggers wanted us to believe

>>75853383
i can buy flip-chan for 2k usd?

>>75853514
maybe he mean pondok

>>75851169
Yes, it seems I bet they like this fiasco for the sole reason th environmentalist don't like this to push through.

>>75853514
>>75853541
just land
it's actually downpayment
30sqm is like $4.5k

>>75853590
oops i mean $4250

>>75853525
No, its our own caste.
Slaves are shirtless while Freeman wears shirts.

There's a reason why Diyan Lamitan ripped off Amaya's top and exposed her boobs in public
When they made her a slave

>>75853652
post pic lah puki
say something gatal but no pic

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Do Malay women shave down there?

>>75853590
that's still fucking cheap
wtf
>>75853767
go to brothel and
[spoiler]MOOO[/spoiler]

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>>75853846
I meant women in general not sex worker

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>>75853846
stop bullying my bf

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>>75853880
whats the difference

>>75853923
Oh, we are a couple now I see

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i miss princess /asean/ can sumwan post her (male) please ?

>>75854120
No. She is only for me to enjoy

>>75854120
I bet that is just a random guy you stupid ERPfags

>>75852233
Considering spics at that time were all about writing down history and laws.

Can you back it up by posting the link where you got claim?

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>>75854187
agreed

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I love bra.
Can i buy used bra from lazada/llelong?

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>>75854223
Delete this right now.