/brit/

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it may have taken me an hour to complete the captcha and get the first post, but i'm going to make sure it's a good one

first for Are Hans

Ah yes... seratonin debt, or, the 'comedown' as it's known in some circles

>>75816540
unless u been out smokin meth the last 48 hours ur bein a fuckin pussy serious

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This is what UKIP wants to do to Muslims

reckon if diana has died today the conspiracies would have taken hold like the hillary emails meme and we would have abolished the monarchy

>>75817929
the internet was a curse

When Ireland was part of the UK, they had 105 MPs

So how come Scotland, a similar sized country, only has 59?

the oneitis from school is voting labour
the current gf is voting tory

weird how changing political beliefs over time changes your type of preferred female as well

>>75817965
revised down so we can't change anything and mess everything up like ireland

>>75817965
most of Scotland is uninhabitable frozen wilderness. Wolves and shit don't need MPs

>>75817902
based

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>>75817786
the absolute state of this crowd

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anime

>>75817929
but the hillary email thing was real

the internet just helps spread the truth wider and quicker so that's a good thing

>>75818040
not surprised to see corbyn in on the left

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>>75817995

really enjoying this danganronpa game lads

>>75818007
Makes sense

I'm reading up on the 1918 election and the result in Ireland that lead to independence, quite inspirational desu

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>>75818081

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*stares at you*

>>75817786
that cunt with the curly hair is the most tryhard person i've ever seen

his laugh his fake

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>>75818131

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>the internet just helps spread the truth wider and quicker so that's a good thing

all the runts i know are voting labour

>>75817902
If only it actually happened

lampin in the hamptons like what the fuck is a hammock

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radical theory: the maroon hoodie is the official uniform of the bugmen
you can see no less than 3 in >>75818040

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>>75818115
end it, lad

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The 'tar lads

>>75818226
>bugmen
what?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75818126
trouble is it protects the government under the illusion of protecting the nation.

>>75818226
desu hoodies are runtwear

>>75818226
unironically have a few of those in the wardrobe

used to wear them a few years ago, have elevated my style since then tho

>>75818242
numale drone enslaved by neoliberal consumerism

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Rate the dinner lads

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sure thing, boss

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>>75818227
please tell me how im supposed to take this image

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>deforested most of our country to the point we're the least wooded country in europe
>importing loads of diseases and invasive species, diseases killing our native species and invasive species taking their place, no counter measures
>hunted our apex predators (wolves,bears,lynx) to extinction
>green belt is gonna get built on, farms are getting bigger and taking more woodland

there isn't a fucking Britain to enjoy anymore lads, studying ecology here is fucking depressing, doing my masters in china

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>>75818307
8/10. rate mine.

labour snp coalition inevitable

Found a cute camslut but just found out she's got load of bg videos with a big black bull

What a shame

>>75818231
Grim

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hmm might do a phd on this subject

imagine calling dinner tea

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Ashcroft says 96 majority

>>75818376
imagine placing a perfect elbow to the back of every one of their heads

heaven

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Tim Farron - Virgin
Paul Nuttall - Chad

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>>75818166

>>75818407
>Ashcroft
Literally a Tory donor

>>75818337
>He isn't a radical centrist

>>75818344
that is depressing

feels good to have a country that's mostly wilderness desu

gabbo
GABBO
G A B B O

>>75818387
and calling lunch dinner lmao

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>>75818408

>>75818408
why do all MPs have to dox themselves as a condition of the job

>>75818387
>>75818439
southern jessies

>>75818408
PINTS PINTS PINTS

WAHEEEEEEY

mental to think that behind closed doors every attractive girl you see is taking willies in her fanny and absolutely loving it

>>75818408
comitted a crime here lad by releasing information obtained inside a polling station
going to have to report you, sorry x
siezed this image and attached EXIF data

>>75818408
>Hackney address for Solihull
lol

>>75818435
doesn't help that we're a tiny island too

can't even wild camp here

>>75818460
So people know whether they've just been parachuted in or if they're a local.

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>>75818416

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kraftwerk

>>75818376
look at those runts

slovenly pasty virgins all of them

>>75818408
called mummy may and she said after she wins the election youre going to a work camp

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Wish I'd registered to vote so i could have done a gimmick

>>75818408
Your polling card reference number is confidential, enjoy prison anon

Feels like christmas eve, genuinely excited about seeing middle class students get BTFO tomorrow when Corbyn gets humiliated

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Love this Woes pepe (love it)

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One of the apollo contingency rucksacks

hmmm

>>75818526
You've fucked it lad

/brit/ probably won't be here in 5 years

why yes I look forward to the economic recession in 2020

>>75818545
Ah yes, gonna be fucking amazing when the Tories censor the internet! Waheeeeey! Brexit! Getting our country back! Blue passports! Straight bananas! 350 million for the NHS!

>The Supreme Court has rejected an appeal by the parents of sick baby Charlie Gard, over plans to take him to the US for treatment.

>Chris Gard and Connie Yates want the 10-month old, who suffers from a rare genetic condition, to undergo a therapy trial.

>His mother broke down and screamed as the decision was announced.

>Charlie can stay on life support for 24 hours to give the European Court of Human Rights a chance to give a ruling.

Good to know the EU can over rule our supreme court's desire to kill this baby against his parent's wishes

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>>75818545
>the thought of leftie students going mental when the labour party moves to bin Corbyn after his humiliation

>>75818561
why would they need a katana to go to the moon

what is out there?

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open shirt is another indicator of the estrogenised male

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGwdwZMWP5M

>>75818596
alri leftypol
are you going to leave after the election

just voted for the 'kip

>>75818615
what's an open shirt

>>75818596
>muh internet
just like the time they banned face sitting porn. shame you can't access any of that anymore
oh wait

If I go to sleep now i will never wake up

>>75818600
Wait why can't he go?

>>75818618
Literally been here since the beginning of /brit/ m8

>>75818635
AHHHH YOU DUMB YANK

THEY DIDN'T BAN THE CONSUMPTION OF FACE SITTING PORN
THE JUST BANNED THE PRODUCTION IF IT IN THE UK

YOU DUMB CUNT
FUCK OFF
ROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75818542
this isn't a polling card . you get them in the post and you exchange it at the station for a ballot paper. this is a ballot paper

>>75818663
course you have

>>75818649
Doctors say its cruel keeping him alive just to try a treatment they can't actually afford to complete in the US.

Judges keep agreeing with the doctors, but there's always another level of court who they can go to for a retry

>>75818614
the bag is for when the shuttle comes back to earth

they might have crash landed somewhere they weren't supposed to like a desert, or tundra or jungle

>>75818663
Brilliant post

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Love me some mussels lads

Reminder the government records every single vote you make

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>>75818629
button up shirt not done up
also not tucked in

>>75818686
whats the original?

>>75818722
what's wrong with wearing a shirt as a jacket?

>>75818685
Actually before it was even /brit/, it was /anglo/ back then

Fucking have you absolute mongoloid hahaha

Really only came to /brit/ cos the /sp/ jannies ruined /trans/

lads will the polling station be empty 9pm ish

>>75818722
How should adults dress?

>>75818736
ponce

Shan't be reading or replying to any election posts today. Maybe next time sweaty x x

>>75818746
yeah course you have mate

>>75818722
>doing the top button
bender

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>Rorke votes Tory to keep Pakis out
>Tories let Pakis in anyway and ban him from speaking his mind about it on the internet

Like a fucking fiddle

Speak of the devil, pic related

>>75818736
>what's wrong with wearing a shirt as a jacket?
It's a shirt. Not a jacket.

need a quick rundown on bugman

>>75818750
mine is empty nearly all the time lol

>>75818750
mine was empty right now

go now before the wagies get home

>>75813578
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-398,-458

come help destroy commie flag lads, just spam yellow into the corners

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>Grown men who wear shorts
>Grown men who play video games
>Grown men who bite their nails
>Grown men who rely on ready cooked tesco meals or takeaways
>Grown men who watch cartoons of ANY forms
>Grown men who pick their nose

>>75818750
probably

>>75818792
ah yes the ol' concrete fashion rules

I bet you dress like reviewbrah but unironically

never thought I'd say this lads but I voted labour today after being a lifelong tory

>>75818759
turtlenecks mate

what's the punishment for preventing someone from entering the polling station?

Reminder: Russia would like you to vote for Theresa May.

>>75818819
do all of these thing lol

>>75818819
>Grown men who pick their nose
>Grown men who play video games
what's wrong with this?

>>75818819
i wear shorts all the time

i'm more of a man like you because im not worried what some moron thinks about it
you literally have the attitude of a 16 year old girl

>>75816592
3 pills and a gram of ket will do that to you lad

>>75818830
Ah yes. Start throwing assumptions around because you're insecure over the idea that you can't dress yourself. I get it lad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40201908/media-scuffle-outside-polling-station

hahahaha

>>75818875
oh I don't dress like the way you're describing
I just think you're being a dense cunt :^)

>>75818708

Alri Purple Aki

>>75818846
can't, dont have UK citizenship

>>75818819
Taking two days off work next week to watch E3 haha

>>75818838
alri phimosislad

>>75818844
You have to sit next to and talk to Monica for like 20 minutes on a bus.

>>75818857
>what's wrong with video games?
Christ mate give yer head a wobble

>Attlee
>Wilson

Name two more based Prime Ministers.

who /ABC/ here

https://www.tactical2017.com/

>>75818893
Still doesn't explain why you got so defensive over it like the runt that you are lad.

>>75818819
>Grown men who wear shorts
hot days/ exercise?
>Grown men who play video games
in moderation without getting angry at them or neglecting other aspects of your life because of them?
>Grown men who bite their nails
implying nail clippers are somehow not gay
>Grown men who rely on ready cooked tesco meals or takeaways
not everyone has the time to cook three course meals every day
>Grown men who watch cartoons of ANY forms
ill allow this one
>Grown men who pick their nose
how do you get your bogeys out? using a hankey because its le manly even though its disgusting?

consider your argument debunked

>>75818930
if I find them fun then there's literally nothing wrong with playing them
stop being autistic

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>>75818894
>even Russians know about based Aki

I approve of this Captcha

>>75818819

>no shorts

Do you fucking know how hot it has been?

>>75818891
the state

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Imagine having fought in ww2, must have been the most thrilling aspect.

>>75818932
Brown and Major

>>75818948
the bug front and centre

Jeremy Corbyn? Voted for him today, really nice fella.

>>75818985
boohoo, poof.

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>>75819026

*shoots you*

Someone explain the bug people meme, I reckon it'll be one I get right into after a few tries

>>75818949
umm sweaty you find then fun because you lack success in other areas of your life and use those "achievements" as a substitute for real admirable achievements x

Bath
Bedford
Berwick-upon-Tweed
Berwickshire, Roxburgh and Selkirk
Bolton West
Brecon and Radnorshire
Brentford and Isleworth
Brighton Kemptown
Bristol North West
Bury North
Cardiff North
Cheadle
Cheltenham
Chingford and Woodford Green
Chipping Barnet
City of Chester
Colchester
Copeland
Corby
Crewe and Nantwich
Croydon Central
Derby North
Dewsbury
Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale
Ealing Central and Acton
East Devon
Eastbourne
Eastleigh
Enfield North
Enfield, Southgate
Finchley and Golders Green
Gower
Halesowen and Rowley Regis
Halifax
Harrow East
Hazel Grove
Hendon
Hove
Ilford North
Ipswich
Kensington
Kingston and Surbiton
Lancaster and Fleetwood
Lewes
Lincoln
Morley and Outwood
North Cornwall
North Devon
Northampton North
Norwich North
Oxford West and Abingdon
Peterborough
Plymouth, Moor View
Plymouth, Sutton and Devonport
Portsmouth South
Richmond Park
Rochester and Strood
Somerton & Frome
Southampton, Itchen
St Austell and Newquay
St Ives
Stockton South
Sutton and Cheam
Taunton Deane
Telford
Thornbury and Yate
Thurrock
Torbay
Twickenham
Vale of Clwyd
Warrington South
Warwickshire North
Waveney
Weaver Vale
Wells
Wirral West
Wolverhampton South West
Wycombe
Yeovil

>>75818985
linen trousers you child

>>75818746
that's not even right. /anglo/ and /brit/ coexisted for around a year after /brit/ became a thing

Going to vote, get a shop in lidl, then having a nap for the all nighter

Later lads x

cant wear shorts because i have bow legs

That one runt got strangely upset over the fact that shirts are not jackets.

>>75819072
all me

no idea what this whole Comey business is lads

>>75819072
cracking post

>>75819072
aka runtville

>>75819079
maybe i dont like the feel of linen trousers

>>75819072
yes?

liverpool not mentioned

>>75819072
Bedford mentioned

>>75818746
/anglo/ was a meme spinoff that would always get shit up by frogs

>>75819087
but you wear skirts???

Just had a quite frankly horrific voting experience.

Fell down a curb and stumbled on my way in as I crossed a road, then I remembered last time there were separate queues based on postcode. When I walked in the woman said "do you know where you're going" and I just mumbled out a 'yes' because I was embarrassed but I went to the wrong queue and had to queue again. When they confirmed my name finally I was too quiet and they went on about how they had to verify who I was but really they just didn't hear me. To top if off I stubbed my toe on the voting booth and struggled to post my ballot in the box.

Shan't be doing any voting in the next 5 years

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just matched with this hot piece of arse

>>75819085
at that time jannies hadn't ruined /sp/, so I was over there mostly

then everybody from /epl/ + /trans/ came over to /brit/ and made it what it came to be

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>>75819072
kensington mentioned

>>75819125
I would like to know whether your location is mentioned or not

THE BBC IS CENTRE-RIGHT, I SWEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FoOH-Qk740

>>75819170
no

>>75819161
match up and start an argument, then let /brit/ pick what you say

>>75819176
smash the window or the doggo will die

>>75819161
look for the gif of moldylocks getting punched and send it to her, then say "this could be us" with the heart eyes emoji

>>75819161
not sure how i swipe opposite of radical centre

>>75819099
Genuinely not overstating this when I say that in a year his testimony to Congress will be looked back on as a very minor point in an otherwise odd presidency or literally the reason/starting point for Trump getting impeached

>>75819161
is it gay if i find androgyne girls oddly fuckable

>>75819205
you tap it twice

>>75819205
That's a super like fella.

>>75819161
>10:49 am

Hmmmmm

>>75819068
nah
I just play them for fun when I have nothing important to do

sure I could read a book, but I don't think that as fun

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opinions on his new moustache?

>>75819205
that's a super like la', means she especially likes radical centrist man

>>75819205
... swipe down ...

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>be on my bike
>some pedestrians walking in the road so i swerve around them
>some guy nearly crashes into me on his bike
>calls me a cunt
>jump off my bike and say 'oi don't call me a fucking cunt come back here and speak to me'
>other cyclist just fucks off
>say to the pedestrians - 'that was your fucking fault for not walking on the pavement'
>guy in the pedestrians recognises me and says my name
>i just cycle off non-chalantly

wew

>>75819161
>tfw i would genuinely swipe right and hit on her at this point in my life
15 year old Anon would not be impressed with what 24 year old Anon has become

When will the voting results come?

>>75819275
7am australian time

>>75819174
Probably because that's basically the unverified opinion of some random old woman of what they were saying.

There are loads of words which sound like "Allah". They could have been shouting "Allahi" for instance, which doesn't mean the same thing.

>>75819205
>>75819256
Swipe up and give her a super like

>>75819282
what's that in swiss mountain time?

>>75819161
willy is doing a salute x

>>75819275
5pm on mars

>>75819286
*wallahi

New for 2015, Lifeline road inner tubes are designed for 700C rims with wide tyres and are available in two sizes & three valve lengths. LifeLine inner tubes are made of high quality butyl rubber and air leakage tested to ensure excellent reliability.

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Just told my Mum I never want to speak to her again over the phone, because she voted Corbyn. Deleted her on facebook etc as well. She was crying over it.

>>75819216
I hope not because I definitely find them that way

>>75819327
no you didn't

>>75819286
>unverified opinion of some random old woman of what they were saying
>eye witness

>There are loads of words which sound like "Allah".
>allah and the koran

lefties are truly fucked

>>75819340
Yeah, I did.

VOTE ALT RIGHT

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>>75819327

>>75819273
who are you quoting?

>>75819327
bit extreme
i can understand it over brexit but not this election

>>75819347
proofs??

>Shirts are jackets
>Structure and function are completely meaningless to me
>I am an atheist with no morals or values and also believe that willies evolved over millions of years to be put in mens' bums AND I think people should be able to dress themselves like children

The utter state of this runt

how do i come out to mum and dad as a ukip voter?

i might just vote corbyn to avoid the awkwardness

>>75819370
ofc not

>>75819086
sounds like a plan

>>75819363
>he thinks greentexting is only for quoting
I suppose you thik anuses are only for shitting out of too.

Profit is theft

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>>75819282
>>75819314

>>75819383
'sheed

>>75819395
>falling for the "who are you quoting?" bait

>>75819388
My entire family voted for ukip, mother and sister too believe it or not

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this is how a man should dress

>>75819388
"Alri lads just voted for UKIP"
like that lad

>>75819286
clutching at straws here

>>75819418
Who are you quoting?

>>75819434
behold - a gay ups man!

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>>75819434
if youre a fucking boring cunt maybe lmao

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lmao

>>75819440
>>75819344
>lets release a massively inflammatory video in which an old English woman attempts to remember and decipher Arabic spoken quickly and at a distance

She probably said it sounded like Allah because that's literally the only arabic she knows.

>>75819476
are all labour voters this bent

>>75819489
Why do you keep posting this? Who is Comey and what is so funny in this picture?

>>75819264
no feedback on this tale?

might vote labour just for the cute boys

>>75819520
have you been living under a rock

>>75819489
could waltz in there and kill all of them with my bare hands

Business idea: Make runts work for their bennies

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>Auto 144p

FUCK OFF PLUSNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>75819520
MSM and late night comedians made a bunch of people think Trump was about to be impeached.
Turns out there's literally nothing and Trump was never even being personally investigated by the FBI.

>>75819506
you forgot it was allah and the koran, which makes that even less likely
and it's not like they're stating it as fact, they said she was an eye witness and people know she is "an old English woman"

>>75819489
mate, i think /cum/ or /pol/ might be better suited for discussing yank politics
we have an election going on right now

>>75819489
state of yanks

started attacking japan in my EU3 campaign already taken okinawa, shikoku and hokkaido

>>75819559
Sounds really boring

>>75819506
hmm yes it's of no concern that people speaking arabic tried to kill someone by cutting their arm open
only an issue if they said allah

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Rei

aaaaaaaaaaaaah yes, now i understand everything

>>75819437
ahh yes very real looking ballot paper

cunt

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>>75819476
Skins watching 16 year old circa 2009

>>75819598
gay

>>75819476
>chinos
state

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Liverpool lads

do other generals get as many weirdos and vain cunts as /brit/ does?

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>>75819618
HE'S STILL WEARING THE YOGA PANTS

>>75819556
>work
>for bennies
Do you know what "bennies" means?

>>75819559
>do you have any doubt there was an attempt to interfere with the US election?
No.
>do you have any doubt it came from the Russians?
No, no doubt
>do you have any doubt Russian government officials were aware of and directly involved in this attack?
No.
...

>do you corroborate Trumps account of you calling him that night?
No, that was incorrect
>Do you agree with Trumps statement about the conversation on April 11th?
No, that was untrue.

hmmm, doesnt seem like nothing

>>75819578
shan't be reading this

sum it up in 15 words or less

might take a nap and do the allnighter

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>>75819631
*takes a deep breathe*

>>75819556
better idea: give them jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw

Interesting watch

since the chon is counter culture, shouldn't you all be rooting for the underdog and not the most likely party to win..?

>>75819557
Why the fuck are you using Plusnet?

>>75819663
>Do you know what "bennies" means?
Means free shite for deadbeats

>>75819559
no, he wasnt being investigated at the time of comey's hearing
are you even watching it or just getting your information from /pol/, the hearing wasnt even about trump being investigated, it was about possible collusion

Labour.

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>>75819618
i have a wide variety of cuttingedge highly fashionable looks

>>75819692
moved out of mummies house and couldn't afford anything decent

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when do the votes start coming in lads??????

>>75819665
A detailed summary of everything wrong with the West and the direction of human civilisation.

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head hurts

people who vote left: gibs me dat
people who vote right: please make the brown people go away

>>75819695
its slang for unemployment benefit

so saying 'people should have to work for bennies' is retarded

>>75819710
10-11 pm
outcome will be known 3am ish
count finishes at 7am ish

>>75819710
9am in Dallas

>>75819709
So you could afford 25 quid for Plusnet but not 30 quid for BT or Virgin?

>>75819720
explain to me how can you find feets attractive.

>>75819489
Look how desperate they are for trump to get impeached lmao

>>75819747
Maybe they should work on themselves and get an actual job instead of leeching off the dole then lad

>>75819720
fucking nonce

>>75819618
turtle rate my trim
>>75786632

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/int/-post of the day

>>75819720
dont get feet
had a norweigan chatting me up for my feet yesterday, was v confusing

kept saying things like 'have you ever used anyone as a footrest haha' and ngl the 'haha's made me uncomfortable

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>>75819764
Just like em simple as

who /splitfamily/ here
>mum voted for labour
>dad voted for labour
>elder brother voted for tory
>younger brother voted for lib dems
>I voted for ukip

Comey is pretty cool tbf. Imagine being like 7ft tall and the head of the fbi. Imagine the presence you give when you walk into a room

>>75819796
shave the sides and back

>>75819794
yes whatever
dont care

i was just pointing out that the language he (you?) used was selfcontradictory

>>75819814
stupid spacker

>>75819835
okay

>>75819831
ah, i see you're the runt of the group

alri' lads

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>>75819801

>>75819890
alri chang

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>Early exit polls suggest a two point lead for Labour

>>75819897
helo rato

>>75819831
Dad votes labour, mum doesn't vote because she doesn't understand politics, I voted Lib Dem, sister votes Labour

>>75819840
To some folk being on the dole *is* their job and they decide to stick with it.

>>75819831
me: labour
dad: labour
sister: libdem
mum: conservative

>>75819890
alri
you speak cantonese?

>>75819915
>>75819915

Election results when

>>75819831
mum is a lefty
brother is a lefty
sister is a conservative christian
I'm a libertarian righty
dad is radical centrist

>Attlee
>Wilson

Name two better Prime Ministers of the modern era.

>>75820289
Clegg

thighs