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Fucking 4th elections within 13 months period edition
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>>75810601
Just voted for Jezza boys
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if you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Tory
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vote corbyn
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me in the absent centre
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quoting myself for a corbyn victory
>>75810644
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sophie lads
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>>75810601
How is Corbyn gonna cut the deficit? Someone explain!
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hate work
love bennies
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>>75810635
lol Farron btfo the useless mong
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im having a really hard time here understanding how corbyn is going to fix things, pls help

how are we cutting the deficit with corbyn?
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>>75810649
dint know she had legs
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>the deficit
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>>75810672
he will cause a huge mess and as a result cancel brexit. that's what we need to focus on right now
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>run a surplus
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Had a dream last night where I was about to get a cheeky blowjob off a grille, but as I was pulling her top off I got overexcited and just came in my pants and it dribbled down her leg and it was very embarrassing.

Woke up and I'd jizzed myself in my sleep hahah, brings my total of wet dreams in my life up to 2.
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>>75810672
Do not know or care to know what a deficit is
Free stuff, lad
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>>75810658
all those juicy billions in tax haven bank accounts. all those champagne socialist celebs who avoid tax but regurgitate Labours preachings are going to have an interesting surprise if Labour wins.
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>>75810601
>like the social conservatism and euroscepticism of DUP
>don't like that they'd secretly like to kill me
Glad I don't live in the North, lads.
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>the economy
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>>75810658
>>75810672
>MUH NUMBERS ON A SCREEN
rothschilds have really done a number on your brains
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>>75810707
But he's just gonna spend all the increased tax
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>>75810672
>he isn't just voting corbyn for chaos
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voting labour because
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>>75810701
>Manifesto is fully costed
lmao
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Was on the bus today and there were three groups of people sitting around me, all speaking a different language

Never experienced that before
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>>75810672
Reminder that the deficit is almost absolutely irrelevant
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>thinking deficits matter in modern economics with fiat currency
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>>75810713
this
>i'll happily have a shit police force and health service as long as a number on a screen looks smaller
do not understand this thinking
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>>75810718
>chaos
That sounds great until you realise it means Muslims blowing up your countrymen and raping every woman and child in sight.
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>Taxation
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>BUT THE NUMBERS ON THE SCREEN AREN'T THE NUMBERS I WANTED
>WE MUST CREATE A POLICE STATE
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Why aren't you watching birdie cam, lads?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/emvgfx/live/c8xp5v
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>>75810747
what do you mean?
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>>75810762
already happening under the 'strong and stable' 'conservatives' m8
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>>75810741
English, Welsh and Polish?
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>>75810741
London?
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Do NOT enjoy this constant talking about the election gimmick, if i wanted political nonsense id be on /pol/
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might cum in my own mouth
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>>75810762
Bit too late for that buddy
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If I buy 4 pints at £3 each and I only have a tenner, I'm borrowing money aren't I. Economics is really not that hard guys
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>>75810798
/pol/ was never about politics
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>>75810762
cheeky business idea: vote for labour then move to Dublin
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>>75810798
yea
heard every dumb argument 100x over already
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oioi
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>>75810818
this

It was always a satirical pisstake of moronic right-wingers and anti-semites
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labour and tories

simple as
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reminder that Corbyn is the rorke option
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>allowed normal people to vote on economic policies despite the fact that economists with 30 years of experience barely understand how the economy functions
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i jus cannae do eet lads i cannae
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>>75810787
Deficits don't matter in modern economics unless it's to third world shitholes.
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did r/the_corb EVER have a chance?
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told the council that the paki shop is selling multipack cans of pop individually
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>>75810792
York

One group was speaking polish and I've no idea what the other two were. Something European.
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>>75810849
/pol/ was always satire until trump came along now they all actually believe it
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>>75810884
>MUH LINES ON A GRAPH
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>>75810885
doing gods work lad
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>>75810884
there never was much chance. only a fool's chance
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>>75810884
they don't start counting until all the ballots close so... we'll see tomorrow at 7am :^)
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>>75810798
it's only for one day, maybe two, cheer up grumpy guts
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>>75810909
yes, that's generally how data is processed
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>>75810885
I used to make a killing on those 4 packs of lucazades
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Voted for Labour because they're the only ones who might replace the Tories in my constituency. Even then, the likelihood of that happening is almost zero
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>data
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>>75810871
what about greece tho
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>>75810884
Corbyn is the anti-establishment

The polls are rigged. Same with Trump. It'll be a labour landslide
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I voted for the local conservative representative on the ballot paper, w-what will happen now?
Will mummy may hug me?
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>>75810919
>MUH PREDICTIVE LINES ON A GRAPH
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>>75810935

Trump didn't win though
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>why yes I take politics very seriously and identify personally with my candidate of choice
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>>75810884
If Labour can poll 36 I think it'll be ok for the future
It just can't be an Ed Miliband wipe out
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>>75810942
she's sizing up your house to pay for social care
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>>75810935
um no sweetie, trump lost the election
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>>75810649

The ONLY period in her life she was actually cute.
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who are those nonces waiting outside polling stations trying to get your details?
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>>75810959
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reminder that scotland is technically a one-party state
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>>75810950
>>75810970
leftypol OUT
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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
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>I'm only interested in the facts
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fuck's sake lads another 30 minutes until my 'zza arrives
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>>75810986
I only saw 3 lovely ladies at the table
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>>75810918

Oh but im happy as larry now, just banked 3 (you)s from 1 post. That how you fix a deficit lads
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>>75810950
>>75810970
still could happen
didn't Blair win an election even though he got less votes than the Tories?
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Vote Corbyn if you care about the internet.
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>>75810993
Scotland will slowly turn blue and then rorkes cant accuse it of being a Lefty shithole
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>>75810935
The polls are rigged, but not in the way you think. Tories shape the polls to make people vote against labour in a panic
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>>75811012
it's 'fewer' votes honey not less x
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>>75810993
same for England
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>why yes i am voting for labour
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>>75810886
So long as it's not nigger languages it's fine
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>>75810988
the only way to win is not to play
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voting for the tories because my parents told me to
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>nigger languages
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>>75811001
why are you ordering pizza at 1pm on a thursday?
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rate my artwork lads
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>>75810658

Gordian knot style lad
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>>75811022
Stop using this meme word
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>>75811057
no meat in the house
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unironically voted for Labour. was willing to give them a chance. Tories have done fuck all.
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>nigger
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>>75810931
That was caused by so many other things as well as debt.
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>>75811079
so?
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>>75811069
Scotland Scotland Scotland
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ahhh yes, the modern face of the left
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>>75811081
Good lad, based corbyn deserves at least a chance to fuck everything up.
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If you don't vote Corbyn then you're pissing on the grave of Jo Cox
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>>75811098
so i ordered a pizza with some meat on it
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>>75811049
>implying aussies can vote
We don't let criminals vote while they're still in prison, me laddo
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>>75811123
who?
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>the NHS is worth saving
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>>75810709
Welcome to my world lad
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>>75811124
your diet is just meat? seems unhealthy
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forgot to put the bins out lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_xnkegXtXA
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>unironically voted for Labour. was willing to give them a chance. Tories have done fuck all.

>>nigger

>Good lad, based corbyn deserves at least a chance to fuck everything up.

>If you don't vote Corbyn then you're pissing on the grave of Jo Cox

>so i ordered a pizza with some meat on it
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australian senator just retweeted /pol/ lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
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>>75810950
By the metric of our government he did
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>>75811113
hate "gamers" and nerd/geek culture
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ahh yes, the modern face of the based kekistani Right (triggering snowflakes and dropping red pills shadilay fellow 'pedes)
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>>75810986
Korbyn's KGB
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>>75811181
me on left
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>the face of australia
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why is the conservative party still called "tories" but the labour party still aren't called "whigs"

seems leftists have been childish throughout history
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Corbyn or coup comrades
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you have been visited by the yawning springwatch fluffy chick
good naps and warm days will come to you but only if you post
"fuzzy wuzzy chicky wicky"
ITT
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>>75811188
TRIGGERED SOW-SHUL JOOSTICE WARRIURS
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Went to vote today and there were 2 niggers and 3 pakis in front of me. This shit has to stop.
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>>75811202
rather have chinkies than niggers and spics
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>>75811168
why do rorkes get so uppity over halal meat?
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>>75811226
This
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Got called a racist at the polling greggs
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>>75811188
Scared?
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the 'zza arrived
ordered a 12 inch but they sent me a 14 inch
nice
must have some good karma from somewhere
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>>75811207
Because the Whigs have nothing to do with today's Labour, whereas the Whigs just became the Conservatives
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got into the ballot box today ready to vote conservative but my ballot paper was already marked for labour lads
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>>75811234
hmmm they might have a problem with islam, not halal meat in fact.
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>>75811221
>american flag
Doing a think
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>>75811212

Ballot or bullet
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will be voting Conservative because the Welsh Labour government has done nothing for Wales since 1999

our NHS is in an even bigger mess than the English NHS, and I honestly believe it has something to do with Welsh Labour managing it
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IMAJUN MYE COCK WHEN SSSSSSTUPPPPPPPPPID LIBERHULS VOWT JEREMEE CORBIN IN THE GENHERAL ELEHCTION
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>>75811252
Yes I might get a le helicopter ride from a based black man
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>>75811257
Post a picture
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>>75811221
went to vote today and I saw two voters under the age of 60
saying that, I did it at like 11 this morning so everyone else is at school or work
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adore thatcher
despise milk

simple as
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>>75811284
fascist
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But this man is not a cartoon character...
e ain't Del Boi.
e ain't Arfur Daley.

E IS A POUND SHOP ENOCK POW AND WE GOTTA WATCH IM
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>YANKS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html
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>>75811284
racist
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>>75811288
why don't you move to sweden mate
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>>75811234
why are you clearly ignorant on the matter?
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>>75811297
HATE coal
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>>75811123
>got killed by the establishment to stigmatise Brexiters
>for nothing

>>75811168
I wish we had politicians like that. Here he'd just get called a racist and mocked on our left-leaning state broadcaster.

>>75811207
Whigs became the Liberals, then the Lib Dems. Nothing to do with Labour.

>>75811267
British emigrants can vote for up to ten years after leaving, lad.
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anyone had a wank in the voting booth?
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>>75811059
Tory's what?
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the 'zza
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>>75811329
Yes
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>>75811327
>British emigrants can vote for up to ten years after leaving

They do it by proxy you stupid Mick, not in a voting booth
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love cats
hate conservatives

voting lib dem

simple as
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>>75811352
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won't do it
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>>75811322
good lad
those communist poortherners got EXACTLY what was coming to them
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>>75811356
>burnt 'roni
enjoy your cancer m8
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>there were 2 niggers and 3 pakis in front of me. This shit has to stop
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>>75811403
oh dear someone forgot to attach his image
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KEK

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4584006/Teenager-drops-GCSE-revision-shoo-away-fox-hen.html
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>won't do it
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Wanted to vote today but there's not party Radically Centrist enough for me so I defaced my ballot and left
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>>75811388
t. Australian with PTSD
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>>75811392
it's chorizo
impressed that you managed to open the image
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Poo peeland
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wish the 'ra had taken out thatcher
incompetent runts
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Friendly reminder that based corbyn loves cats.
:3
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>>75811319
can't afford to move anywhere tbqh

you've been up all night again lad, reposting /pol/ shite, how many day's in a row is it now?

Why don't you get some sleep sweeite, and sort yourself out :) x
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>wish the 'ra had taken out thatcher
>incompetent runts
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>oh dear someone forgot to attach his image
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>>75811442
look at the poofter sitting position
can't believe people want this raging cuckold as a prime minister
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Voting tory since I actually work for a living
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>>75811442
<3
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>>75811443
likewise, long night on the leftypol discord?
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>eating a whole pizza at 1pm on a thursday
bit odd
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>why yes, I do keep track of another countries timezone
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>>75811442
>paki-lover loves paki pets

What a surprise.
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all politicians are liars am i right lads haha
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The face of hate.
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mooslims
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>>75811449
wrong image
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>>75811474
me under the table
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>>75811474
I like how he's slid the knife half out of his pocket as a warning to stay away from his drunk sister and her retarded friend
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>>75811488
t. subhuman dog lover
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>I don't vote tactically
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>>75811473
howling
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bit scared to post because of the rampant 'doraposters
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really weird how rorkes hate cats
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My father is in his 60s, been working his entire life paying for the NHS what will be done?
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>>75811495
I know, it's the only NI related 'ora pic I had
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>>75811488
>1488
dogs confirmed based
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lads

what happened to pakipoo (poleaboo) is he still alive?
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Just back from doing the 'ol vote

Voted for the Lib Dem candidate :))))))))))
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hate gays and neek/'ger culture
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haha the aussie mong has a habit of forgetting to attach his fedora pics. noticed him doing it a few times now.
can imagine him rushing and fumbling with his chubby fingers trying to get that 'dora post submitted. that'll show them! haha
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>>75811506
t. shitskin
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> 'doraposters
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>>75811537
He quit being a tranny
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>>75811474
So fucking hungry
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>>75811537
Was only posting here the other day with some trip
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was talking to someone earlier about the Latin alphabet vs Chinese symbols

even though they are harder to learn and understand, it makes me think if they are not more efficient, considering how your brain processes written language.

instead of proceeding a series of sounds into a single word, the entire word or idea is its own symbol, I imagine it would mean much more efficient "processing" in the brain
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>>75811527
shame the micks never provided us any 'a pics from the 80s
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will NOT be voting conservative or labour today
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>>75811551
good lad
he's actually quite handsome
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>haha the aussie mong has a habit of forgetting to attach his fedora pics. noticed him doing it a few times now.
>can imagine him rushing and fumbling with his chubby fingers trying to get that 'dora post submitted. that'll show them! haha
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>>75811473
I try to get to sleep before 11pm and get a good 6 hours. And it's good for your well-being to do things other than 4chan - your posture must be terrible sitting down all day

maybe you should try it, your friends must be worried :) x
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>>75811369
I hope you're not that rude when MI5 are asking why your licence fee is late.

>>75811442
>>75811472
>corbyn loves cats
So do middle-age lesbians.
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>>75811541
watch out mate. a fedora post is on its way to you right now. rip.
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The really shitty thing is that Labour would probably be ahead in the polls now if it wasn't for the fucking Progress and Labour Friends of Israel trying to nosedive the party for the past 2 years because Corbyn wouldn't suck Netanyahu's fucking dick.
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>>75811551
>>75811558
christ is that narrative still going?

been gone for half a year
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>the aussie mong
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>earn 50K a year
>whoops that's 17% tax mate, will be going up to
>plus we're taking another 10% for safekeeping til you retire
>plus 2% from medicare
>plus whatever else we decide
>oh and any pay increase you make will be taxed by 32-37%
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13139257
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>>75810658
>>75810672

he isn't.

>>75810707
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/capitalflight.asp
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>>75811579
grim tits
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>>75811579
OI!!!
>>
>>75811579
oh mate you are gonna get a bollocking once Janny sees this
>>
hate going to the doctor
hate hospitals
hate having tests done
hate having to piss in a folded paper box for a urine test
hate having to sit naked on a bed while they check my testicles
don't care if they privatise the nhs
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who was in the wrong here?
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>>75811608
Election law (specifically section 66A of the Representation of the People Act 1983) makes it an offence to publish before the polls close at 10pm
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>been gone for half a year
>>
Love dogs
Love cats
Love all animals
HATE seagulls and horses
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>>75811569
mongoloid. that isn't pakiboo
>>
>>75811602
you will NEVER see that retirement money again either
it will be swallowed up the next time the economy hits a bump
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Hate foireners
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>>75811520
because rorkes never get any pussy
>>
Im a sinn fein man myself
>>
shocking that people would actually vote for the left
>>
>tfw have never voted because nobody represents my views
Hate being too rorke for NI politics
>>
>>75811590
>blaming the Jews
Labour are going to become a fringe party in our lifetime.
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>I'm voting because I think I will be able to make a difference
>>
>>75811602
>declaring all your taxable income
didn't think people actually did this
>>
>>75811641
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Um
3. Don't do that
4. Ever again
5. To me
6. You twat
>>
>>75811677
who are you quoting?
>>
love animals
love halal meat preparation practices
simplas
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>>declaring all your taxable income
>didn't think people actually did this
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*taps sign*
>>
>>75811675
>too Rorke for NI politics
didn't think this was possible
thought NI parties had some of the Rorkest policies in the Western World
>>
>>75811703
me
>>
norrverrn irreland
dun dun dun dun
norrverrn irreland
>>
>who am I quoting?
>what did I mean by this?
>>
this country has gone to the fucking dogs
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Doing an anxiety poo in the lab lads

After this I'm going to go hide in the -20°C cabinet and hope I fall asleep
>>
>>75811726
who are you quoting?
>>
>>75811602
How much of a state pension do you get paid in Aus? 10% of your wages is a complete fucking scam
>>
unironically a leftie lads


ahahaha
>>
>>75811731
well let's take it back
>>
>>75810849
>>75810890
Domo arigato reddito
>>
>>75811652
>poorly educated crime victims shouldn't be taken seriously
Leftists are such elitists.

>>75811675
>rorke
NI has the widest range of political positions among its parties, though.
>>
>>75811754
unironically kill yourself
>>
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.


> these memes.jpg
>>
>>75811708
>banning chadspreading
is society finally turning against chads?
>>
>>75811716
The DUP do, SF/SDLP and Alliance don't though, so if you're a nationalist rorke you're fucked
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Kanga gave me funny feelings when I was a young lad 2bh
>>
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME!!

R A R E F L A G

:DDDDD
>>
>>75811768
>>75811779
who are you quoting?
>>
>>75811753
Single
Maximum base rate $797.90/fortnight

July 2023: The qualifying age will increase to 67 years.
>>
>>75811708
>on the train the other day
>got busy at a station, loads of people got on
>was sat like this from the start
>some runtoid looking nu-male is forced to sit next to me
>kept his legs together, shuffled all the way over to one side whilst i spread my legs and used the middle armrest
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>Domo arigato
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>why yes, I do feel the need to tell people how long I've been away from /brit/ as soon as I come back from my hiatus
>>
>>75811797
I'm paraphrasing the people I responded to. That's how this website works.
>>
Just voted for the SNP lads
>>
>>75811716
They're still not rorke enough.
>>
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>>75811805
fascist
>>
>>75811805
>>75811824
who are you quoting?
>>
>>75811805
selfish bellend
>>
>>75811824
*uses atheist prayer gesture*
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>who are you quoting?
>>
been spending too much on electricity so just showering in my clothes and then hanging them out the window to dry. estimate my savings to be notable
>>
>>75811768
And still none of them represent me.
>>
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>>75817736
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In an interview with Esquire UK, Corbyn was asked if he was “aware” of the hierarchy of UK politics. He responded, “I’m aware that the Tories have never had a fucking bad review. I reckon if Theresa May fucking shit into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get a majority. I’m aware of that.”
>>
open wide lads
>>
Resigned my molars to the history books last night lads

Chewed them to dust
>>
>>75811896
'nder
>>
>>75811896
bender
>>
>>75811896
Bender
>>
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>why yes, I do feel the need to post about my energy consumption on /brit/
>>
>>75811896
Bender!
>>
tactical voting is a fucking crime against democracy

You should vote for the person you want to be in power. Don't give some shithead the confidence to fuck you over if you don't trust them just because it seems tactical right now.
>>
>>75811929
>>75811929
>>75811929


new


>>75811929
>>75811929
>>75811929
>>
>>75811886
Well I fucked that up
>>75811736
>>
About to cum lads
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>who are you quoting?
>>
>>75811676
Labour Friends of Israel was literally outed as Israeli state actors trying to take down Corbyn.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2017/jan/08/israeli-diplomat-boasts-about-setting-up-political-groups-in-uk-video

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/01/exclusive-israel-lobby-infiltrates-uk-student-movement-170110140117749.html

Israeli STATE ACTORS literally interfered with UK Politics to take down a fucking leader of a political party and nobody gave a shit because everyone is too fucking scared to talk shit about Israeli lobby.
>>
>>75811657

>Im a sinn fein man myself

t. Nigerian taxi driver
>>
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>>75811896
>>
>>75811896
how could you shit into a light bulb? they are sealed. why is the beer bottle specifically empty? what is the technique to blowing a beer bottle, and how does it differ from other blowing techniques?

i'm sorry you can't just string words together and hope they sound funny. i'm not having this.
>>
>>75812004
ask noel gallagher
>>
Voted Tory
>>
is bump limit here 300 or 310? asking for a friend
>>
>>75812104
ye
>>
>>75812057
racist
>>
Don't do the same mistake we did. Vote Labour.

I believe in you best ennemy
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