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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
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I voted green
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Gimmick idea: Go around my neighbourhood crippling cats with a baseball bat
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>>75809255
good gimmick
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Voted Tory?
I've got something for you then
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*posts susan*
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>>75809255
voted UKIP to show there is still support for their policies despite party management being a shit show.
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>>75809255
>neighbourhood
foy
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moved to the UK when i was 4 and hate nothing more than the english people
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Redpill: the American revolution was actually an Irish independence movement
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business idea: The Tories but with UKIP's manifesto
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vote labour
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>>75809292
hello nigger
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>>75809296
no fuck off
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I voted ukip just because i refuse to vote for either of the 2 shitshow parties and ukip aren't gunna win aways.
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redpill: canadians are basically americans
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I want a slavic gf that wears dresses
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didnt vote because not a brainlet
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>>75809292
alri rasheed from london. which mosque do you attend mate?
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I'm in a safe seat. Might just spoil my ballet for fun lads
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bet thailad didnt vote the cheeky cunt
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the five armies of /brit/ rage on
who will be victorious?
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voted Conservative by post
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>>75809315
giving them even a small amount of support shows faith in their policies at least. it might be enough to stop them disbanding and get themselves in order.
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>>75809303
>>75809320
from ireland, whiter than both of you
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who are pepe and wojak voting for?
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>>75809334
>irish
>white
HOWLING
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>>75809309
Irish immigrants of this period participated in significant numbers in the American Revolution, leading one British major general to testify at the House of Commons that "half the rebel Continental Army were from Ireland."[14] Irish Americans signed the foundational documents of the United States—the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution—and, beginning with Andrew Jackson, served as President.
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>>75809333
they need to disband to be replaced by a serious rightwing party
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>>75809327
radcens sit back and watch the other beat each other senseless
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>>75809334
if you're so white how come you cant even potato properly so you die
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>>75809327
>leftypol, rasheeds, radical centrists, rorkes and turbororkes

probably the rorkes in the end
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Gf just texted me this x
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only gone and voted ukip havent i haha what am i like
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voted for labour this morning at 7am - i was voter number 003 at my station

bought some new shoes to reward myself :3

do you like them?
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from ireland, could heem the lot of you
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not even going to bother voting 2bh, got the shits, it's raining and quite frankly i don't want to leave the house
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>>75809358
what constitutes a serious right wing party? it's seems the more serious, the less support they get. look at bnp and britain first.
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>>75809387
I'm sure your bf loves them
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>>75809387
Time to off yourself sweetie xx
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porno idea: stick a blunt in her arse, make her pucker up, and then fart out the smoke.
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>>75809399
a party that isn't led by a scouser in a flat cap
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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872759739473690624
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-1)
LAB: 36% (-4)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 4% (+2)
GRN: 2% (-)
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>>75809404
dont have a bf anymore :c

>>75809415
when she farted the blunt would fall out
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i've seen so many of these posts today. i would bet a large percentage of them are the very same that have been shilling corbyn since the election announcement.
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imagine voting labour haha state of it
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WTF I HATE IRISH PEOPLE NOW!
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>>75809423
gay people were a mistake
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>>75809415
could do this as a kid and I thought if I swum with my asshole above water I wouldn't drown because I would breathe out of my asshole
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Learning Javascript, lads.
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>>75809399
>what constitutes a serious right wing party?
the Conservatives before 1970
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>>75809296
Well, they got the good one, then. We got the one led by socialists and a paedophile.

>>75809381
Is she an alien?
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>>75809417
having a scouse accent, you shouldn't be the figurehead for anything. this much is clear.
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>>75809424
UKIP SURGE
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>>75809399
>it's seems the more serious, the less support they get. look at bnp and britain first.

what do you define 'right-wing' as? how anti-foreigner a party is?
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>>75809438
n-no I'm not
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>>75809427
>when she farted the blunt would fall out
i was thinking she's take the blunt out after she puckered her arsehole for the hit
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>>75809399

BUF
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>>75809473
would that even work? if you tighten your ass, would that be like sucking on a blunt? would you even get any smoke? :thinking:
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>>75809463
No. I define right wing as policies which fall under the scope of right wing politics. There's nothing really right wing about the conservatives in their current form.
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>>75809440
pajeet tier but okay if you're looking for a job
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hate ants
love bees

simple as

>>75809492
yes if youve been stretched out a bit
i can suck air in through my butt for a brief period after getting fucked
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The state of this

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872692409091723264
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>>75809499
europe got taken over by marxism, why are you surprised?
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>>75809327
>communists splinter into 15 smaller armies who then fight among themselves or worm their way into other armies
>Muslims make massive gains because of their unity
>liberal center stays out of it but sells arms to all sides, funds the Muslims until they get too strong
>nazis fight hard but have no organization, fall under the domain of the Imperialists in a loose alliance (will be thrown under the bus latter)
>Tory imperialists present themselves as the sensible alternative, get liberal support and moderate left co-operation
>rasheeds driven back to a very hostile but containable core to be used as a sort of pit bull by the new Empire to sick on its own citizens when they don't co-operate.
>NWO liberals and ultra-right esoteric cultists become the new secret elite.
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Me nan who rigs the general election just told me Corbyn is set to win with a coalition with the Dems and SNP
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>>75809463
how patriotic and socially conservative they are

-funding for the military and the navy
-religious or traditional values celebrated
-sex education isn't forced on children in schools
-much, much less immigration
-opportunities for the aspirational middle and working classes to make a success out of their businesses
-puts the country before the international community
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To even ask the question “What does it mean to be a man?” reveals an insecurity that many men experience. We shouldn’t need to ask! It implies that “a man” is a certain type of person who behaves and looks a certain way. The reality is no standard exists. There is no “type” of man; there are only men, who are as dissimilar from one another as people can be.

“What is clear is that in the year 2017 there are many ways to be a man. The archetype of the man who likes sport and beer and doesn’t have emotions is dead. And good riddance. I prefer Rick Owens and anime. (Beer can stay.)”
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The reason why America is so fucking weird and uncivilized is because you're either a nigger or a potato nigger.
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>>75809545
>religious values celebrated
Alri' rasheed
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>>75809533
/brit/ certainly seems to have been overtaken by dumb fucking cunts (marxists) in recent weeks
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>>75809553
Oh and also German and Mexican

What a fucking country
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“Being a guy in 2017 means being the best person you can be. That is, being the best version of yourself – controlling your impulses, being responsible, having self-awareness. It means doing everything you can to reach your goals, letting go of fear and self-doubt, while also knowing your limits. It means being a good friend, son, brother, father.”

“Growing up, I felt a lot of pressure to look or dress a certain way and take part in ‘manly’ activities. Certain things were for lads and everything else was for girls.
Today, I think being a man is about having the confidence to do whatever makes you happy, regardless of gender. Whether you’re into wearing certain clothes or have a particular hobby, no one should feel pressured to be one type of person.”

“Being a man to me is far from the definition of being a man for my grandfather. His was that stereotypical macho stuff like walking to work 5km in the snow and building things with his own hands. I think the last thing I built with my hands was a sandwich.
To me, being a man means working hard at whatever you do, being proud of that work, and doing so with integrity. I don’t need to be the sole breadwinner as long as I’m bringing my share of bread to the table. Even if it’s just to make a sandwich.”
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Just voted labour lads haha x
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its raineing
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>dumb fucking cunts (marxists)
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>>75809579
>>75809553
t. Lee Xing
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>>75809545
>sex education is bad
im always impressed by how far contrarians will bend over backwards to justify their latest edgy and unconventional belief
just mad, i love it
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>>75809559
christian and pagan values you fedoralord
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>>75809509
is Orkney the true RadCen utopia?
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Americans see a man driving a nice car and they go "nice, good for him. I aspire to be wealthy like he is"

In Britain people go "fucking rich cunt I bet he killed children for that money"
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>>75809601
I was taught sex education when I was 11 and now I'm a depraved degenerate
coincidence?
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>>75809568
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Marxism, is in fact, Marxism-Leninism, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Marxism plus Leninism. Marxism is not an ideology unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Leninist system made useful by the Marxist principles, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full ideology as defined by Corbyn.
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>pagan values
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>>75809604
>supports "pagan values"
>calls others fedoralords
Hmmm
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>>75809601
There's no reason that you need to dedicate an entire class to sex education.

I never had sex-ed. Took me about 5 seconds to figure out how to put a condom on and stick my willy in her vagina.
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“Being a man in 2017 means not being afraid to be who you are. As a gay man, I feel it is incredibly important that no guy is pressured into being an inauthentic ‘masculine’ version of himself.
When I was younger, I was afraid to be myself. I’d adapting my personality around what other guys were doing and hide the things I enjoyed like art and singing. As I got older, I became more comfortable with who I was, and, eventually, I stopped hiding. I think that in 2017 we have a much safer environment to be who we want to be with less fear of judgement.”

“Being a man in 2017 means not being afraid to talk about your feelings. People from my dad’s generation and before used to bottle everything up.
The old idea that you’ve got to keep everything inside actually ends up hurting men more than just talking about things out in the open. Nowadays, you can be more open about your feelings and the things that are affecting you.”

“I think being a man in 2017 means whatever an individual decides it should, but sometimes society tells us otherwise. I’m a 22-year-old black boy from Africa living in Ireland, and on paper that might paint a certain picture of the type of man I am to some people.
Some people might take one look at me and see me as a threat, but what they don’t know is that I love playing football, enjoy painting my nails, and I practice celibacy. For me, being a man means choosing how I navigate between who I am and people’s perceptions of who I am.”
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THIS
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>>75809509
They will regret this.
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>>75809615
Just think he's a drug dealer desu or a rich Tory wanker
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>>75809228
done a vote
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>>75809601
>UK: 1.83 children per woman
>under replacement rate

ah yes need more sex ed
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>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Marxism, is in fact, Marxism-Leninism, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Marxism plus Leninism. Marxism is not an ideology unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Leninist system made useful by the Marxist principles, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full ideology as defined by Corbyn.
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>>75809615
>wealth envy doesnt exist in america
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>>75809357

Andrew Jackson was of English descent.
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>>75809601
sex education was first started by the Hungarian Communist Party

since sex ed classes have begun, people have been having sex younger and younger and sexual morality has declined
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“The concept of ‘being a man’ has changed a lot as I’ve grown up. I used to think it was fitting in and conforming to the traditions of masculinity – liking sport, having a girlfriend, being stoic, and not showing my emotions. But that was never who I was.
“Since I had the courage to come out as gay a few years ago, being a man means something completely different to me now. For me, being a man is being true to yourself and not conforming to the ideals of masculinity if they don’t line up with who you are. I have far more respect for a man who wants to wear a dress and has the courage to do so than a beer-swilling misogynist who only acts that way because he thinks it’s ‘manly’.”
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>>75809644
Who'd you vote for lad
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>>75809584
good lad
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genuinely hope everyone who's voted tory dies
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>>75809583
the death of a civilization
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>>75809657
Andrew Jackson was Scotch-Irish
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how did our ancestors manage to have children without sex education classes?
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>>75809681
uneducated sex
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>>75809671
they will over the next 15 years
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>>75809671
we will all die my friend:)

t. conservative voter
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>>75809601
Your parents should be fine teaching their children sex education. The fact that the government thinks they have to do it is a joke.
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I have seen things you people wouldn't believe
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off to vote now lads x
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>>75809671
everyone dies you plank
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>>75809690
hopefully I will any day now
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>>75809699
>jap
you can't see shit mate
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what is the point of sex ed classes? I never took one
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>>75809627
>>75809629
pagan values are pretty inherent in our western way of life tbqh, you just don't notice them because they've been incorporated into either christian beliefs or just not realised that they're pagan

jonathan bowden is someone you should listen to
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>>75809681
i had sex before sex ed class desu
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>>75809699
probably a lot of "you've been banned" screens as you were trying to find an unbanned jap proxy
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>>75809712
because you can't fuck until you know about fallopian tubes wat r u dumb m8?
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>>75809652
only by our commies and socialists that want to blame rich people for the state of the country
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>>75809712
>put a condom on your willy
>take birth control
>for christs sake use some sort of contraception
>aids is bad
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>>75809724
stupid cunt
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>>75809681
sex ed doesnt teach you how to have children

it teaches you how to avoid having children if you dont want them, and how to avoid STDs

lack of sex education is why people in Africa squeeze out like 18 babies despite not even having enough food for one

>>75809697
but the simple fact is that shitty povo parents it crappy areas dont
so the government does it

it costs next to nothing, takes up next to no time, and genuinely helps the disenfranchised

the only reason to be against it is if youre an evangelist muzzie who thinks sex should be discouraged whenever possible
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>pagan values are pretty inherent in our western way of life tbqh, you just don't notice them because they've been incorporated into either christian beliefs or just not realised that they're pagan

>jonathan bowden is someone you should listen to
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>>75809669
Labour
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every time the left uses 'education' in a sentence they mean indoctrination

that's why tony blair emphasised 'education, education, education'
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>>75809724
love how she goes completely limp immediately once he touches her
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>>75809748
>lack of sex education is why people in Africa squeeze out like 18 babies despite not even having enough food for one

black and whites have equal access to sex ed in USA but only one is still squeezing out 18 babies despite not even having enough food for one
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>>75809748
>it teaches you how to avoid having children if you dont want them, and how to avoid STDs
'wear a johnny' wow that was hard
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>jonathan bowden is someone you should listen to
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>bowden
>shouting encyclopedia with 0 original arguments

pmslmao
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smoked a fat spliff before voting

put in a cheeky corbyn vote

omw to meet an azn qt
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>identity politics

you're missing a part of your brain or something. it's unbelievable at how people still incorporate left and right into their arguments as if it means something.
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>>75809765
that's basically what goes on though
they also talk about STDs, various forms of contraception and how babby is formed

no reason to oppose it
kids'll get like one or two lessons on it at most, it's not a weekly thing
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pretty mental to think that there was a fairly advanced and large for the time period) society living way up north in the Orkney islands area long before Egypt existed

now with the recent hard proof that homo-sapiens existed outside of Africa 300 000 years ago rather than 100 000 makes from some pretty interesting ideas.

think about how much was wiped away by the ice sheets during the last ice age? entire cities would have been erased completely.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/oct/06/orkney-temple-centre-ancient-britain?newsfeed=true
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>>75809765
my psychiatrist told me he used to work as a social worker in the East End of london

he said two 15 year old chavs had 2 unwanted pregnancies because they thought that if you had sex in the shower the sperm would drown

so its also combating existing misconceptions
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If Theresa May wins I'm going to kill her.
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>>75809775
no argument is original. just adapted on someone else's.
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screeching
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>>75809776
milkman wants to legalise dem 420 dank nugs
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>>75809808
wow, the erm no sweetie leftytwat is part of the leftypol discord, what a surprise
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got genuinely triggered by this post lads
but the thread was archived before i could reply

how is it possible to have this lack of selfawareness?
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>>75809789
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as identity politics, is in fact, social/economic politics, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, socioeconomic politics. Identity is not an issue unto itself, but rather another way of interpreting issues made useful by an analysis of other factors comprising a full social structure.
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>>75809802
GCHQ alerted
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we are £1.8t in debt and the lefties believe that free tuition and maintenance grants are a good idea

hmm :thinking:
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>>75809802
reporting this to the police
already saved your ip
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Sometimes I think being an orphan and living in an orphanage with other orphans would have been pretty interesting
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>>75809846
>we
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>>75809841
love this

>>75809846
t. guy who doesnt understand the function of national debt
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>>75809846
if we are all in debt then no one is in debt
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is there anything peter hitchens isn't miserable about
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>>75809846
lol who cares about debt that's our children's problem
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business idea : coin an abbreviation for FOY
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>>75809846
>conservatives don't increase debt
hmm made me think BIG TIME
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never having kids
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am a bit jealous of Toms smile desu

sort of wish i brushed my teeth too
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>>75809846
Debt is important to create economic growth mongboy

>uses the word leftie in his post

Right then. Not surprised someone like you doesn't understand basic economics.
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should have done a postal vote cba to go out
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Voting Labour because they'll make it easier to import my cousin from Kashmir
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>>75809897
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we are £1.8t in debt and the righties believe that trident nuclear weapons and tax cuts for the rich are a good idea
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>>75809802
Absolutely disgusting mate. Abhorrent. Sort it out. Expect a knock on your door pretty soon
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>>75809914
the more the merrier :)
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>>75809756
true desu
leftists have a fit that the Catholic church controls the schools here. the church doesn't even do anything, its just that they want to control it
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>>75809920
All part of the plan
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>>75809896
it's different when the tories do it because they promised to fix it and will surely get onto that any day now, same with immigration
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>>75809846
you are literally never getting out of debt lmao. just like we aren't its not how it works
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>tfw too intelligent to partake in the electoral process which has over centuries enslaved the masses
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>>75809927
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>>75809953
Aren't you forced to in Australia
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>christian values
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>>75809892
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as FOY, is in fact, FOY/FONT, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, FOY plus FONT. FOY is not a request unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning /brit/ general made useful by the absence of yanks and normies comprising a full general as defined by the board.
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>>75809927
would heem that little manlet if he ever got lippy to me like that
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>>75809927
hate this stupid, self-righteous, pompous little twat, would love to kick his head in
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business idea : only rich people can breed
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Gimmick idea: perform the rebel yell
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>Eastern spirituality
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>>75809977
he was good in Idiot Abroad
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Vote Labour, Brits, Corbyn is really a great guy, the person which would restore left movement in the West, also I think you're tired of your highly unequal society with no industry and country becoming just a puppet state of corporations and banks.
The only alternative to socialism is barbarism.
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>why yes, my biggest issue in this election is who hates pakis more
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>>75809966
spoil the ballot lad
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>>75809927
he ruined An Idiot Abroad season 3
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>Browsing the chon? Why I can't think of better way of spending my time in east Asia!
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>>75810001
too late

they blew it
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>>75809985
MORE MORE MOOOOOORREEEE
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>>75810001
good lad, I like you a lot x
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voted corbyn.

sorry lads.
>>
a
fucking
leaf
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>>75809927
>when your career is talking about that one time you were an ewok for 50 years
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>>75810001
Go away, hacker
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>nigel farage will never be prime minister

why even live lads?
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>>75810014
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as the chon is in fact, 4chan, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, reddit plus 4chan. The chon is not a website unto itself, but rather another nickname for a fully functioning chan system made useful by the boards, generals and users comprising a full website.
>>
labour candidate
>female
>ugly
>campaigned for remain
>part of the eternal labour hegemony
conservative candidate
>male
>not ugly
>campaigned for leave
>outsider

think i know who i'll be casting my vote for haha
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>>75810035
Loathsome shit, I hate him.
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Thoughts?
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>>75809927
tell him he has a short fuse
>>
>>75810035
Has there ever been a politician as comprehensively BTFO as this smug faggot
>>
>>75810048
reddit
even the lefties on 4chan admire are nige
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>>75810048
Rasheed
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>>75809424
>>75809455
Hopefully UKIP steals some Tory seats. Pity that dumb primate Nuttall never had the gall to actually attack May over terrorism and her pro shariah comments. How did he even become leader? He's an inarticulate ape, no better than his base of gopnik wankers
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>>75809630

Sex-ed is about the dangers of sex: STDs, not a manual on how to actually have sex.
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>>75810071
>UAE
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THE ABSOLUTE state of this city
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>>75810069
'e
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>>75810067
>fulfil your 20 year political goal
>BTFO

hmm
>>
who should I vote for if I want to hasten the fall of society?
>>
>>75810080
Maybe in Wallonia
>>
https://youtu.be/Edt3d0xjEdU
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should I get chinese takeway, subway or chicken fillet roll for luncheon?
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>>75810069
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Rasheed, is in fact, a Paki/Indian, or as I’ve recently taken to calling them, Pakis plus Indians. Rasheed is not an insult unto itself, but rather a term that acknowledges and exposes the nationality of a user as evidenced by the opinion they are expressing.
>>
would fuck Jeremy Corbyn if given the opportunity
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>>75810100
Green
>>
>>75810088
it's probably ryan's new proxy
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>>75810100
SNP are the most dangerous party in British politics right now as their expressed aim is to destroy the British union
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>>75810095
forgot Farage counted for 52% of the vote
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voted Labour, fastest and easiest decision of all 5 elections/referendums I've voted in
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>>75810113
Rasheed was created to counter, Rorke.
Rorke was a far right who hated muzzies.
Rasheed was counted as a muzzie.

*slams my /brit/ history book vol.210 closed*
*looks out the window*
sigh..
>>
>>75810035
>gets what he spent years campaigning for in brexit
>immediately moves to america, not dealing with any of the ramifications
ah yes, british patriots
>>
>>75810112
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as luncheon, is in fact, a lunch activity, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, lunch plus activity. Lunch is not an activity unto itself, but rather a meal made useful in the context of a meeting or other formal occasion.
>>
>>75810112
No
>>
Economic policies? Dont care
Healthcare? Dont care
Environmental issues? Dont care
Foreign policy? Dont care
Education? Dont care
Electoral system? Dont care
Drugs? Dont care
Scientific grants? Dont care
Wages? Dont care
Immigration? Yeah i'm listening
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if scotland becomes independent will they let Englishmen in and give them free citizenship?

id like to live in an independent scotland but ive lived in England all my life
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>>75810131
there wouldn't have even been a Brexit Referendum without the work of Farage and UKIP you bitter mong
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>message girl on the 'der
>get chatting
>we find things in common
>she uses positive emotional indicators like exclamation marks, laughing and emoticons
>chat a bit more
>I suggest going out for coffee/drinks
>no reply

This has happened 5 times in a row
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Voted alliance on the east
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really want to suck a cock right now
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FOY/FONT
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>>75810001
i already have, tovarisch
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>>75809266
How can you stomach going in those shops? They always reek of piss and cigs, and the clerk is on his phone screaming in baba baba language.
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renewal of britain
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>>75810163
did that last night mate
unfortunate he was an american + circumsized, but it was pretty good aside from that
>>
As a centrist, honestly hope Labour wins
>>
>>75810141
>Rorke was a far right who hated muzzies.
nah rorke was just a nostalgic British imperialist
the runt who spammed 'rorke' in every thread then decided to use it for every vaguely right-wing post

at heart though, Rorke will always be a 19th century tier British imperialist, not an EDL chav
>>
>>75810147
hmm... indeed
>>
>>75810188
uncut is always miles better than cut
still, I'd suck a nice cut cock any day
w-what's it like sucking a cock?
I've never done anything with a man
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REMINDER
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>>75809615
All the big wealth is built on the surplus taken away from proletarians so any rich person who runs business is basically a thief.
>>75809625
Leninism is the idea that you can make revolution and change superstructure first, and then develop basis for this superstructure. As you see, this idea didn't work and we suffered capitalist counterrevolution.
>>75809604
Values of all the abrahamic religions are the same, just first world countries interpret it differently. Christianity and Islam in Russia aren't really different from each other.
>>
>>75810189
makes no sense

the Tories are the centrist party (Blairite) more than ever now that Corbyn's moved Labour all the way to the looney left
>>
voted yorkshire party
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>>75810225
rorkeshire
>>
>>75810207
>TFW 2 Radically Central 4 the Radical Centrists

I am the centre.
>>
>>75810225
dorkshire
>>
>>75810207
i'd put varg in the bizarro rorke category
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>>75810225
porkshire (haram)
>>
>>75810225
party
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>people who take meme politics seriously
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>>75810224
>the Tories are the centrist party
ummm no
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Can a centrist group by definition be radical?
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>>75810205
its fun
men are fun

its all just basically fun
>>
>>75810207
what ever happened to pakipoo?
did he end it all?

havent been here for awhile
>>
>>75810156
Only Chads can fully grasp the correct feelings of "ask away or give it a day"

Pathetic subnormies like you can't pick up the vibes correctly, and misinterpret female expressions
>>
>>75810001
>taking russia's advice on electing socialists

hmm
>>
fuck it all its all hopeless

im just gona die in my hole and play wow online
>>
>>75810156
You get matches at least though.
>>
>>75810224
Labour is closer to the centre than whatever kind of government May is leading
>>
Just voted Corbyn

So when do I get my 15000 rubles and my russian gf?
>>
>>75810272
>Labour
>Libertarian
>SNP
>Centrist
>Tories
>Far Right

hmmm think the makers of this quiz are slightly biased
>>
Voted Plaid Cymru
>>
>>75810282
It looks it, what does it feel like having a hard cock in your mouth, sucking on it, how does he react? What does it taste of?
>>
>>75810282
>>75810205
>>75810188
>>75810163
Gay
>>
>>75810308
vote labour before you do that tho
>>
im almost certain the gay posters are the same 2 people and neither of them have ever done anything gay sex related but pretend to
>>
>>75810317
>>SNP
>>Centrist
they are
>>
>>75810308
tried joining a TBC private server recently but quickly remembered what a tedious grind everything is
>>
>>75810207
>the glory days of the british nation were rorke

wow really makes me think
>>
>>75810310
no he's not, he's running on the most left-wing manifesto since Michael Foot

the 'political centre' (established by the Blairite government and Liberal Democrat/SDP policies) is now closer to the Conservatives, who are running on a fairly Blairite platform just with added UKIP policies for Brexit
>>
Just voted conservative lads.
>>
>>75810329
Amazes me that you could be a bender but still not find someone to be a bender with. Even if you're ugly there's someone.
>>
>>75810341
i played the vanilla server and got to level 44, was a blast
>>
>>75810320
you better be in some west wales backwater
don't want you fucking up marginals
>>
You should support Corbyn and smash New Labour which is really the cancer which destroyed leftism in the West in 90s.
>>
>>75810371
I don't know anyone and I never go out
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>>75810371
isn't that fat lefty brit youtuber with hormone issues gay and can't find a bf?
>>
>>75810358
me too lad, hate the tories but don't want the labour mp to win she's a right twat desu
>>
>>75810156
if you arent face to face with someone you have no other cues to work on. text is the most simple form and transmits nothing except unqualified information and leaves the reader to interpret what was said with no real clue to the original intent of the information other than thetiny number of words used. people use words differently, some more flippantly than others. even handwriting is better as people are taking time to do it so express their thoughts with more care. its why most of you are spastics.
>>
>>75810323
well my favourite thing, and the thing that always surprises me, is that mens dicks have this real pleasing weight to them, like they feel 'solid' in your hands

they taste slightly salty but generally they just taste of the guy - every guy has a different scent and stuff

last night i was blowing him while we were watching The Evil Dead 2, so it was fun to try and distract him and see him wriggle a bit

>>75810329
i have had gay sex with four (4) men in my life
1 boyfriend (2 months, 6 coituses)
1 FWB (7 months, dozens of coituses)
1 ONS (2 days, 2 coituses
1 hookup (yesterday, 1 coitus so far)
>>
Remember waking up at 7:30am 5 days a week
>>
Is Corbyn tough enuss?
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>Beeb has another article with immigrants complaining about how they can't vote in the election
I swear to fucking christ I have had it with these indulged, deeply delusional children.

How retarded do you have to be to believe that just because it affects you, you should automatically get a right to say what happens? Why are these pampered prats given room to voice their stupid opinions by my tv license dosh?

Hopping mad rn, desu.
>>
>>75810406
sounds so much fun, I'd love to suck a cute guy off :3
>>
>>75810406
literally puked a bit
>>
>>75810374
I wasnt around for vanilla
I heard a lot of things are broken
>>
>>75810410
yes, an antidote to lethargy and depression
>>
>>75810420
I always thought it was kind of retarded brits who have left the uk and cut all ties can still vote
>>
voted Monster Raving Loony Party lads
>>
there are mere hours remaining until this country is free from the shackles of cuckoldry I like to call capitalism
>>
>>75810399
Text can be a very complex form of communication
>>
>>75810447
pvp is incredibly imbalanced
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>get to hotel
>free wifi
>nmap
>http servers on some ips
>it's the surveillance cameras
>default username/password
>stalk the cute girls working in the kitchen
I'm LITERALLY mr robot
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the first listen of the day
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>>75810536
>not using vlans
someone should get fired
>>
>>75810465
That's annoying, too, tho most of them have changed nationalities by now.

If you're not subject to the long term ramifications of an election/referendum, you shouldn't get a say in it.
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haha
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Going to the voting booth now, I'm in Lancaster which is marginal, who should I vote?
>>
im siding with reddit this time and voting corbyn. wont matter anyway we all know tories will clinch it.
>>
no one is posting anymore waiting for new thread.

NEW THREAD MOVE ON BOYS
>>75810601
>>75810601
>>75810601
>>75810601
>>75810601
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>>75810599
draw a penis
>>
>>75810599
tory or ukip
>>
im having a really hard time here understanding how corbyn is going to fix things, pls help

how are we cutting deficit with corbyn?
>>
>>75810624
UKIP isn't available here so I'll have to go Tory
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>>75810599
Do the right thing anon, your grandchildren will ask what you did to stop the tories
>>
>>75810108

I'm a Flemish Lion
>>
going out to vote

will NOT be voting tory or labour
>>
I have hopes in you doing the right choice and voting Labour
>>
>>75809801
I've seen worst, I worked in a high school nursery and I've seen a fat girl coming because her belly button ached too much.
Her boyfriend fucked it everyday because they thought it was where you're supposed to do it.
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