>small talk a Scandinavian >he implodes

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>small talk a euro muslim
>he explodes

>>75803186
>>75803215
>small talk american or west euro
>h-here is my money, take my wife Helga as well, d-dont hurt me please

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>small talk a brit
>OI OI MATE EM NAWT TRYIN TO BUY YA SHIT YA FOOCKIN GYPSY

>>75803283
POLA POLAAAAA POLLAAAAAA

>Greet an American
>He tells you his life story up until that point, performs a musical number and hands you a business card with the names, home addresses and phone numbers of his extended family

>>75803186
>small talk an American
>he tips you at the end and claps

>>75804037
Don't forget about the random crowd that will start clapping

>smalltalk and American
>he threatens to invade your insides

wtf?

>>75804037
>hands you a business card
must had been a jap.

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>Didn't obey the 3 meter per person bus stop queue rule in Finland
>Forced into mandatory conscription