You wake up in Tokyo

where are the subtitles

Most hideous skyline of any city in the world

The street level environment is underrated though

>>75803173
Don't you mean the magical girls?

It's OK but I don't like anime

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>>75803255
>Most hideous skyline of any city in the world

I think that title goes to Sao Paulo. Infinite ugly, indistinct high rises stretching off forever into the horizon.

>>75803395
Beat me to it.

>>75803145
>take plane to Beijing
>surprise visit friend
>crash at her place
>???
>profit

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But no one sleeps in tokyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ

it's shit

go back the the UK

>>75803145
Depends when I'm there. Winter I'll go north and hit the snow fields! Otherwise bum around Tokyo and take some time to go visit the redlight district in osaka.

>>75803662
Why not do that from where you are now?

>>75803145
That would be awesome

Would wonder in the city for weeks.

>>75803145
Take a short walk to admire the scenery, then go to the embassy and kindly ask them to fly me home because there's no way I can afford a 2k ticket to get home. If this doesn't work out I stay in Japan illegally and find a way to make money.

a dream is realized

I am now illegal immigrant.
Where would I be able to find a work?

>>75804228
>no japanese language
>no papers
You will get paid worse than the average unqualified japanese person and work longer hours, you might as well commit sudoku on the spot.

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oh fuggg :D

gotta go suicide

>>75804321
What am I looking at?


Also pls tell me about Taiwan?
How is the life over there? Your country seems fascinating to me.

>>75803145
Looks like a big favela

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>>75803145
24.73m2

>>75804336
Akihabara massacre

it's ok
but the house price is too high
and under constant threat of China
so i probably won't recommend it

>>75803145
Visit everywhere start spending as much yen as I can get and give. Maybe get a job if they'll have a white boy.

>>75803173
heheheh
>>75803271

>>75804437
many young people in big cities here buy 30m2 studios too since it's impossible for most people to afford a normal flat.

>>75805544
>buy
i meant they get a mortgage to do it of course

>>75803145
well, shit.
And here i thought my life couldn't gets worse...

>>75805599
that city in the op pic is better to live in than any russian city, it's just too big

>>75803255
Not much in the way of density transition ...isit?

Wait till midnight, then hit the Wangan.

>>75805652
>better to live
Without money, no acquaintances or relatives, work and at least basic of japanese language? In the one of the most xenophobic country?
Sure, much, much better.

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gonna go home

>>75805803
if i would somehow end up in tokyo, can i crash at your place?

How do I get back to Osaka

>>75805803
Just like my animes

>>75805803
Why is everything there so s m o l

>>75803145
Where can I get an 80s bike?
https://youtu.be/emEdYBGJAH8

>>75805868
It's 2.3 km far from the Sky Tree

>>75805907
I love it :)

>>75805803
>everything is either a commieblock or a favela tier detached house

>>75806147
This is normal in Japan;<

>>75806233
Do you live in one? How is it?

>>75805803
... the house is so small...

>>75805705
i mean an average japanese person's living standards are much high than those of an average russian person in any russian city you dumbass

>>75806326
I am a student so I live with my parents and my brother:)

>>75805803
※ Shooting from home

>>75804437
how much is the rent for this type in Tokyo?

>>75806687
300~400$

>be me
>quake starts
>jump out of window
>get back home
>quake starts again
>jump again

Who cares about the skyline?
You're not birds.

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>>75804437
Our house is not the smallest

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67% of the land is forest mountains in Japan.
There are 6,852 islands.

>>75806761
That's cheap. In Hong Kong, it can rent for $640 in suburban areas and $1150 in business areas.

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>>75806687

>>75805705
And on top of that Japs hate russians and often deny service because of russian fishermen.

>>75803145
I explore the city

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>>75803145
Then you travel back in time to the Edo Period

>>75812326
And teach them the glory of Jesus Christ. Finally I can realize my Conquistador dream.

>>75803145

Looks like shit.

No recognizable landmark, all boring concrete jungle.

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>>75813315
>tfw Romania

>>75813315
Thank you

>>75812326
Hey look, it's wojak on the middle right