you have to live in 1 for the rest of your life which do you choose

Japan
Because I can speak Japanese.
I don't wanna Spanish because I'm tired

Italy no context you have to be pretty autistic/stupid to choose Japan

>>75802449
>english teacher ''banter''

>>75802458
this

>>75802411
I don't want to pay the protection fee to mafia. So i choose japan.

>>75802467
No.I'm Japanese.
日本国旗=日本に住んでる英語教師って思うやつ多すぎてワロタ 俺は普通に日本人なのであしからず

>>75802411
Italy so I can never shower and still fit in with everyone else

>>75802467
Uh...I notice that the right flag is Italy
I though that is Mexico untill now.......
fuck me

>>75802411
I don't want to pay the protection fee to yakuza. So i choose Italy.

>>75802566
you're thinking about france

>>75802614
ワロタw

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>>75802687
Then pay the Mafia instead

>>75802726
何故かメキシコの国旗とずっと思いこんでた・・・不覚
>>75802487がマフィアにみかじめ料を払いたくないっていうのもメキシコマフィアのイメージに重なっていたけどイタリアマフィアのことを言ってたんだな

Italy, obviously. Japan is repressed and shit

>>75802687
Cool, then you'll have to pay to gangsters to not kill you

>>75802782
Says the fucking Mexican lmao

>>75802614
4chanあるあるwwww
ホントの国旗見たら、メキシコは真ん中に落書き入ってるからイタリアと区別つく

>>75802411
Italy. Their food is god tier

>>75802411
Hmmmm I chose Germany that way I can poke tall men's butts.

Japan, I would never get tired of eating there.

Italy is this even a fucking question.

I'm not an autistic weeb so Italy for sure.

I don't like Mexico

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>>75802411
italy

Italy obviously

I cannot read the intention of the question
Who wants to live in Mexico

>>75802411
japan

i can do more things in one hour in japan than in italy

like raping a good looking girl.

>>75802411
Japan

Tough choice. I enjoyed Japan when I was there but I choose Italy. Close to other European countries that I could visit for a cheap holiday. The Italians were fucking assholes when I went though.

>>75803808
die

Anyone whos been to both would say Japan.
Italy is an inherently dysfunctional nation that was never meant to be unified as one country

>>75802411
italy because im not autistic

>>75802411
japan
i want a cute japanese gf

Italy

Is there neetbux in japan?

I don't even want to learn Italian (nothing against you or your language, just too lazy), so I guess I will stay in France, no matter what happens.

>>75802411
Italy.

>>75804225
Italian is the easiest language for a Frenchman though, it takes almost zero effort to learn it. Perfect if you're lazy.

>>75802566
That's Alabama

>>75804030
Last sentence is sooo true ...

T. Lombard

Japan

I've spent too much time in New Jersey to be able to tolerate Italians.

Japan, I get enough Mexico as it is.

Japan is shithole

Italy

>>75802411
Japan. Less mafia, better pussy.

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>>75802411
Japan, but only because I've been to Italy and I don't want to live there. Never been to Japan but looks cool from animes.

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>>75804655
>muh heritage turns Americans into Italians

>>75804858
They bring actual Italians over and they're just as bad.

>all the autistic davidokuns that would rather live in japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Japan.
But I like Italy. Food,culture...It's great!
But I can't speak Italian.

ていうか英語すら出来ないんだよね。イタリアも日本もそれぞれ良い国だよ!

Japan because i kinda like urban hellholes.

>>75802740
t.mario lopez rossi

>>75804954
>yfw the Japanese only meet barbaric Russians and autistic Americans
>while they worship shithole Paris

I could pass off as a southern itallian but Japan has a better living standard, choices choices.

>>75805737
Northern Italy is quite rich desu.

>>75804655
Muh heitage fag who think that american mutts with some southern italian ancestor arrived in the USA in the early 900 are ''italians''

>>75802411
japan

>>75802487
Kek

Who would willingly want to live in Japan all their life? The Italians have life figured out, and I would be honoured to live there.

I could never live in Japan, they don't like degenerates there, and I'm not a weeb either, also I'm always late and probably too tall to not have neck pains, I'll stay here in muh cozy decadent cunt.

>>75802487
delet

>>75802411
Definitely Italy,In no choice.
Japanese say that Italy is last paradise in the globe.

>>75806226
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

>>75802740
t. Juan Pablo Monticelli

>>75802411
Japan because I'm not black.

>>75802411
Why in sweet fuck would anyone want to live surrounded by Italians? No offense but the are fucking awful people that speak a veritably atrocious language.

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Italy because easier language, and una faccia una razza.

>>75807046
my ancestor

Yeah i prefer staying here than become a depressed wagecuck.

>>75804777
says korea

Shitaly is wayy better than Nukedshitholand

>>75808252
thank you greatest ally

I like both but a European would never fit into japanese society, so I'm going with Italy.

>>75802487
Is Kyushu the Terronia of Japan?

Italy because Italian women are into me. Especially the older ones or Milfs. Pasta is great too

>>75802411
If I'll be able to be Valentino Rossi's friend, I choose Italy.

>>75802411
Italy

Lake Cuomo 10/10

>>75806447
Why in sweet fuck would anyone want to live surrounded by Japanese? No offense but the are fucking awful people that speak a veritably atrocious language.

If my Japanese American extended family is anything to go by.

Bella Italia.

I want to walk into a medieval church and feel the Catholic fear and emotion in the ethers and break down and cry. Japanese are a bit cold.

Italy because it's a Western country, Japan is like another planet.

Japan obviously
I am sure Italia doesn't have 24h open convenience store.
Also Italy is full of uneducated dirty noisy fucks

>>75804007
You probably deserved to be bullied though

>>75808425
Kind of yes. The yakuza of Kyushu are supposed to be the most violent and dangerous yakuza. But ordinary Japanese from oher regions don't think Kyushu is disgrace to Japan. Kyushu is supposed to be a good region to visit and has unique culture and delicious foods.

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Chaos is natural to us. I go to Italy, to the south. In Japan I would end up in prison sooner or later.

>>75802411
Italy. Japan is trash, good visit but awful to live.

I have an italian passport too..

>>75804858
>>75806120
You do realize there is a lot of actual Italians there right?

>>75802487
>t. Yakuza

>>75802411
Italy, no question about it.

Sorry Japan, but your food is pretty gross man.

>>75802411
ITT: Japanese that wants to be in Japan
>>75812301
you can't eat fish? their fried food is pretty good though

i remember you all that m5s is going to be the next govrnment, choose carefully

>>75806403
you are asian aleady fuck off

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>>75802411
japan honestly, south-italians fucked this country for good and i'm not biased it's reality
Japanese are based and moslty homogeneous

>>75813136
There is very few Asian food I'd actually eat. I have seen too much from Asia to honestly trust the food.

>>75813525
Japan's sanitation quality is very high, Korea as well

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>>75813218
Not really

id choose shitaly but the EU is making them take a ton of africans

>>75813597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWgdLKfkxss

>>75811231
First generation born here and emigrated?

>>75809493
>I am sure Italia doesn't have 24h open convenience store.

we do

>Also Italy is full of uneducated dirty noisy fucks

stai zitto