/brit/

>>75801499
CORBYN VICTORY CONFIRMED

>>75801512
>>75801518
>>75801521
the absolute state of you mongs

labour majority confirmed

VERY IMPRESSIVE

>>75801528
I was first >>75801535

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>>75801499

meme power

Friendly reminder that Theresa May wants to ban grime

>>75801565

smoking a ciggy

>>75801549
>no a
>no

what did he mean by this?

>>75801558
voting tory now

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this man predicted both world wars and predicted a 3rd that involves islam and the west

dont worry though haha its all fake

can't wait to show off the new futureposting gimmick to the daytime /brit/ lads tomorrow

Heres one for the lads tomorrow
>>75802574

Can't wait to wake up and go cast my vote for the SNP

>>75801596
Maybe the absolute madman should've stopped predicting stuff!

yeah... vote... that'll change things...

shine jesus shine, fill this land with something something

>the British election is a lose/lose proposition
>tories sound better but in reality they aren't
>the tories will inevitably win and instead of banning immigrants, they will ban the internet
And here I thought we had two shitty candidates in our election.

>>75801612
Good post

Irish should've won

>>75801623
Mate, HAWWY (have a word with yourself)

can't wait for leftypol's tears, going to be proper howling

>>75801499
FUCK JEREMY CORBYN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2wcUz8h6Wo

>can't wait for leftypol's tears, going to be proper howling
hitler.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DeoFjmA74

me when I realise I have work in 4 hours

can't wait for /brit/'s tears, going to be proper howling

Rorkes are going to be unbearable after Corbz loses respectably.

>>75801688 decides my vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9XBKB9vSwA

waifu

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>>75801652
>they've already started crying

can't wait to leave this earth

>>75801629
hahaha look at the number of yanks in that thread

CORBYN

labour

really hope this doesn't become the_donald for brits after brit Sanders loses

To that Yank asking if in a London man - I am but in Manchester for a /bleep/ event. All my mates have packed it in for the night so I'm just sitting up on my jack jones giving this chewing gum a ride for its money

map of south africa without lesotho looks a bit like a dog shadow puppet

digital monsters

>>75801637

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>can't wait for leftypol's tears, going to be proper howling

>>75801688
>>75801499
looks like it's settled then - Jezza is going to win
impressive posts and repeating numbers have confirmed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFPtUulyj-k

rip big dave

>>75801734
dw I got you >>75801755

75801758

Lads im 5'8 laugh at me

All dickheads
807

>>75801745
miss him desu

>>75801714
at least post a map la, I can't be expected to remember that part of the world off the top of my head.

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corbyn will win

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>>75801769

>>75801761
LMAO

I'm 8'8 >>7580188

>>75801787
JEZZZZZZZZZZZA

having a wank x
someone help me out? :x

>The Met
>Life Swap Adventure

hmm BBC is making something decent for a change

what time you voting then lads

>>75801788
fug

>>75801706
What's your opinions on Madchester? Been there before?

>>75801788
fucked it
absolutely fucked it
*leaves thread shaking head and muttering in disgust*

>>75801782
Looks more like a knock off chinese t-rex toy

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tried wanking for an hour
couldn't cum
now i'm sweaty, tired and disappointed

>>75801812
7am, for this person >>75801845

>>75801809
>Life Swap Adventure
Literal cucking on the BBC?
Reality TV show or hidden camera?

SIT DOWN
BE HUMBLE

gay
>>75801864

>>75801865
don't know if that's what you intended but it worked

I don't give a fuck about any of you
I'm in this for your (You)s, I only post in these threads for (You)s that's it alright

>>75801855
Its good lad

what's all this election talk
it's not been 5 years already has it?

>>75801838
Save it up and give it a go tomorrow.

new gimmick: future posting except its for another post, like this >>75801945

>>75801880
3 sentence redpill me on it and I'll go watch an episode

>>75801903 (You)

just found this sub, doing a wank now
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhipItOut/

Piss, shit, snot and cum

Goodnight lads
Goodnight Corbyn
Goodnight Jesus
>>75801893

>>75801949
hiya josie :-)

>>75801908
Not London. WAHEEYYY

>>75801933
alri mate

Hello

Lads Charlie bit my finger! Little bloody faggot cunt! That really hurt Charlie!

>>75801898

alri aussie? >>75801945

>>75801975
Great post Cheryl x

saw a short BBC news thing about some 150 IQ kids in Essex

their accent makes them sound like braindead chavs, they speak like drooling morons too

Reply to this if you suck your dad off

>>75801943
genuinely laughed at this awful post

going to the arcades lads

>>75801945
>>75801898
think it has potential

Um sweaty that's not how you spell my name x

>>75801955
Fuck yourself

>>75801932
>>75801933
Spoopy

Reply to this if you suck your mum off

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http://www.bronnen.net/int/

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anime

>>75801943
Eh huhhh

What are Corbyn and Mays stance on gamer rights?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21bqx3uRy8

>>75802003
what anime is this

>>75801824
Went there once before and hated it but my mate has made a bit of a name for himself events and this one was proper good, had an Aussie bloke called Mall Grab who's one of my favourites come an do a set so I was well excited for that

Apart from that, manchester's alright but there's so many wronguns and strung out tramps on the street. I live in London but I've never felt less safe in a city, even with increased police

>>75801904
sometimes attempt to watch gay stuff with an open mind to see if it turns me on
never does.
don't understand how you like it

Business idea: (you) lottery

Respond to
>>75802222
at the end of whatever post you make
And whoever gets it wins the (you) jackpot!

Please reply to this

>>75802003
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING WEEB SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Who should i vote for?

Dubs decide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT36za3Gyos

>>75802019
don't see how you're attracted to women desu
fannies are minging (haha)

>>75802032
timothy james farron

>>75802032
'he 'bour >>75802055

not watched anime in a couple years
might give it a go and see if its as bad as i remember

>75802222 wow a truly spectacular post mate! :)) xx

>>75802032
Vote for my cock in your mouth

>>75802027
Here you go love x :)

>>75802016
What kind of music does your homie make?

willy

>>75802064
You've done this city a great service. Here is your reward.

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>>75802079

>>75802003
i said. what anime. is this.

>>75802099 sweden
>>75802004 canada
>>75802011 usa

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rate gf

Who's that one girl (him) with great tits

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Comrade Corbyn will win in a landslide and Tories will be BTFO'd forever.

How do i get rid of acne lads?

>>75802076
He doesn't make it, just mixes it

Honestly don't know what it's called, just /bleep/ stuff like deep house

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stop crossposting

FOY >>75802133

>>75802096
Stop posting it
its not even a good trap

>>75802014
>>75802098
new game

>>758021415
ah yes

>>75802125
what is that

m'lection winner >>75802155

Snog >>75802166
Marry >>75802168
Kill >>75802170

>>75802153
Kid

>>75802125
looks like the algerian

>>75802156
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

VERY lonely lads

should've stayed on facebook

>>75802124
Sounds kinda lame teebeehaich

>>75802184
>haich
foy

>>75802181
FONT

just don't like alcohol much
im very sorry to have let you all down

>>75802188
What do you say in Britland?

Love those pint things

>>75802184
You can suck a fart out my arse the desu mate

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>post number 75802222

>>75802222
just won the (You) lottery lads

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the 'way

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Corbyn will lead the revolution to victory.

>>75802201
They don't phonetically spell out letters like a spastic 4 year old

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>>75802222

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>>75802215

>>75802201
aitch if you're not a peasant

>>75802222
Hmm

>>75802222
Ah yes
Ahhhhhhh yyyyyèeeeeeeeeessssssssss
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaajghhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss

>>75802222
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

odds: labour wins
evens: tories win
dubs: lib dems win

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>>75802231
>tfw not a peasant

LaBoUr ViCtOrY >>75802277

if the weather permits tomorrow i shall find a bakery and buy very many gingerbread men before heading to the park to lie around on that patch of grass where the ducks sleep down by the river and listen to Close To The Edge by Yes
unfortunately it looks like it'll just be another day on /brit/

fancy a bacon butty

>>75802251
what the fuck have you done

>>75802283
>Close To The Edge by Yes
MMM yes very good

More like bacon BOOTY

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>>75802222
Red surge soon comrades

but honestly though, level with me /brit/

there actually isn't a chance of labour WINNING, right? I keep hearing that basically, worst case scenario for the tories, they end up in a weak position.

Which is your favourite?

https://www.instagram.com/genderless_nipples/

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>arseham

>>75802319
if dubs they will

imagine seeing some nonce in the park eating gingerbread men and listening to shit music while you're trying to enjoy yourself
personally, i'd probably report them to the police

might praise kek

>>75802319
Haha x lovely post Carol, you've been on more than your nightly glass of wine, hasn't it? xx hope the kids are coming on well

>>75802330
>https://www.instagram.com/genderless_nipples/
shannot

>>75802319
no
even the closest poll, which shows them at a point behind, still leaves them a shitload of seats short of a majority due to labour voters mainly being congregated in large cities

>>75802353
Nips without the tit are gross

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https://youtu.be/qYvqDqoYXMY?t=9m19s

>>75802319
If it was a popular vote they have a slim slim chance but they wont win the seats, nit even close. Also remember the Shy Tory Factor is extremely consistent.

>>75802385
more like shit tory lmao xd dubs

>>75802334
tbf last time i went to the park some fucking schoolkids laughed at me :()
think its likely they were jealous that i had enough free time to sit around doing nothing on a school day

>>75802379
Corbyn would never answer a military call for aid by an ally this is completely backwards. He conplained that the police shot the terrorists on london bridge for fucks sake

>>75802379
you can't just make things up lol

might bust out the ol' 'ii and play some 'win 'akes

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sleepy

se will become the queen of blowjob! great slut

>>75802423
Me too. Proper cozy in bed right now

haha stayed up late again, or early, haha
silly me!

>>75802401
What did you do that time?

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Why aren't you watching the live bunny cam, lads?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/emvgfx/live/c8xp5v

>>75802418
delet this post pls

>>75802433
same but I gonna vote earlier ne way

>>75802443
Cause I have better things to do with my life than be a said boring twat watching a shit rodent

>>75802418
thanks

>>75802443
Which cam?

>>75802462
...like getting angry on the choon.

>>75802438
was taking the new flashing lights trainers for a spin

find moderate attacks on other parties far more convincing than doomsday scenarios
seems a bit too yankish for my tastes

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took an advil

>>75802474
2

3 is a Badger set, 4 is a Barn Owl nest.

>>75802462
>rodent

erm anon..

why do my legs start to hurt if i wank for a few hours?

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>>75802451
Lel, only because I don't want to risk waking the voluntary man of maintenance.
>>75802464

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Fw51s7aoU

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>>75802480
Had a fucking chortle

Do girls with big tits give better blowjobs, or do they just look better giving them? The great debate!

https://youtu.be/AiwCmCcBrtg

LADS

>>75802492
>>75802474
Sorry, 1 is the Barn Owl.

BIG willies in my bum

>>75802519
umm, don't hog all the willies???

>>75802519
solid post

>>75802517
Ur bunny isn't doing anything..

lots of regular birdcucks, owlcucks, and dawncucks
call it a night eh x

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>>75801838
>>75801892
completed it now

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the absolute state of leftypol by tonight

>>75802539
His mates have left him :(

>>75802319
they won't win a majority
a hung parliament is possible

>>75802554
you must be a miserable sack of shit if you let politics affect your daily life that much

>>75802570
well the post was describing his misery

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>>75802558
Story of my life...

>>75802512
Why did you just waste my time with that?

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how many hours 'til the votes start rolling in lads? i watched the eu referendum live and it was intense. british elections are fun

>>75802570
thats how every day is when you have depression

might pretend to be a tory and shitpost all over UK subreddits tomorrow

really i should be left wing myself, but the smug sanctimonious limp wristed spineless little tardigrades make it impossible to agree with them

cunts need to fuck off being so virtuous

>>75802592
another 18 hours or so

>>75802592
it's like 4 in the fucking morning

>>75802592
exit polls in 17 bongs lad, first results about an hour after that

I'm voting alt right

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Lads what's the Rorke verdict on a Native American gf?

shemales? nah, not a fan
traps and femboys? love em

forgot to make up my mind oops haha
ip-dip-doo @ the poll

>>75802622
chugs are scum
not worth your time ever

>>75802603
people here think i'm a rorke when really i just love a good full-hearted chortle at the tardigrades

>>75802603
kek do you treat other subjects like you do politics? when you have to use maths do you have to ask yourself if pythagoras was cool enough for you?

might do a poo

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>>75802582
His mates were having a party the other day

Been a great thread so far ladettes x
Keep it up on the next one, yeah?

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>>75802610

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>>75802622
good lad

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>>75802646
Then he got tired and threw them out

>>75802641
no, don't pretend left wing culture hasn't become toxic as fuck the last years

found a clefairy lads
going to trade it for a mr mime

>>75802646
Wew looks like a sexy party too

>>75802606
>>75802605
>>75802604
should i watch it on Sky or BBC or elsewhere

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VOTE LABOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75802675
it's abra for mr mime lad

>>75802669
so has right wing culture, that's not a good reason

>>75802678
BBC. All the other are pretty shit, desu

>>75802675
which one you playing

>>75802669
totally irrelevant

At the Skepta lads

https://twitter.com/gunnerpunner/status/872652871942238208

>>75802678
do what u want nigga

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VOTE TORY!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75802708
what you mean what you mean

>>75802693
i'm playing Yellow, just got the frenchie
>>75802702

>>75802701
hard to find BBC streams. they hate yanks
>>75802718
i want to LARP as a british lad all day tomorrow

need to know what most brits watch

>>75802731
>the frenchie
the what

how does it feel to know that communism is inevitable?

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Hey /brit/ I'm writing stuff on the Commonwealth and I'm currently hardstuck.
What do you consider important that happened then that helped England take over the world in the following century? I've written about the increasing of importance to the Navy but I'm done with that.

so i'm training to be a whitewater rafting guide, and this morning we'll be doing swift water rescue training which involves swimming through rapids and learning how to rescue people with a foot entrapment. super nervous 2bh. i'm not much of a swimmer, don't really like being in the water either.

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>>75802670
>The Bob Crow Brigade (abbreviated as BCB) is a group of fighters from the United Kingdom and Ireland[29] named after Bob Crow, an English trade union leader and self-described "communist/socialist", who had died of a heart attack in March 2014. The group expressed solidarity with striking rail workers in the United Kingdom.[30][31] Steve Hedley, senior assistant general secretary of the RMT, said: "Bob would have been honoured that young people from Britain would fight the forces of evil in his name. A great admirer of the international brigades that fought in Spain, Crow would of course have drawn the parallels with the new international brigades fighting clerical fascism and defending Yazhidi, Muslim and Christian workers from slavery and persecution.

>>75802737
mimes are french lad

>>75802741
i think you're in the wrong field of work

>>75802749
Kek

>>75802739
why would you ask us

>>75802739
the industrial revolution is the single most important aspect in britains rise to superpowerdom

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Poor moley

>>75802739
The Commonwealth is the pub I watch my footy at

>>75802731
>>75802749
autism

>>75802741
>whitewater
>not much of a swimmer

enjoy dying m8

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5d0_1496863148

yanks were a mistake

>>75802741
Business idea: develop this gimmick describing various lines of work and ending with your ill-suitedness to the job at hand

Can't be arsed to do any myself, but you get the idea

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>>75802764
Good, the fuckers keep making holes in my backyard. Saves me the time of flooding his holes and shooting the fucker when he pops his head out.

>>75802744
whats so funny

>>75802739
which century?

>>75802739
Early empire we ha d asrable goverment and property rights and rule of law (raw at the time) which helped businesses
Wew ere over populated and needed more food sources and places to send our population
We are an island so had to invest in a big navy rather than a big army like most european countries, we could also use that navy for exploring.

>>75802789
>black guy voice
Stopped right there

>go on a trip somewhere cool
>have to go back to my shit home
business idea: never travel unless you live somewhere cool already

>>75802739
Rule Britannia, just rule Britannia...

see my vest

>>75802793
Moley just wants to have fun though.

>>75802789
what an obnoxious cunt

starting my window cleaner job tomorrow lads, first job is The Shard. Not really good with heights, get crippling vertigo

>>75802813
Is it made of real gorilla chest?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-40188877/mensa-genius-test-pupil-tops-stephen-hawking-s-iq-score

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>>75802787

>>75802826
me on the right

>>75802796
Bob Crowe was fat annoying waste of space and they actually named their brigade after him.

>naomi woods

very good

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>>75802817
He can have fun with a bullet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZoclr7yxRY

thread theme

CORB IN !!!

>>75802831
Got top 1% in the country in a medical school aptitude test and bombed at interview

Intelligence is nothing without people skills.

>>75802841
Fought tooth and nail for the union though.

wish everything could just get along

>>75802823
>111th tallest building in the world
Sad!

>>75802861
how fucking autistic must you be

>>75802652
what an alpha

>>75802888
>>75802888
>>75802888

>>75802861
lies

>>75802861
Wish I was smart. Could do something like engineering at uni

>>75802823
you should radicalise yourself and bomb the ugly thing

note to GCHQ: i am making a joke

>>75802841
>Bob Crowe was fat annoying waste of space
Only in the eyes of bosses

>>75802751
no no. the point of a raft guide is to stay out of the water. i'm very good at that. well i'm pretty good at that. if i'm being honest i actually don't have enough upper body strength to pull myself back into the raft if i ever fell out (it's surprisingly difficult to do) but i'm pretty good at not falling.

>>75802779
well i'm planning on being pretty good by the end of summer, and then getting out of shape again over the winter.

>>75802791
so next week i'm starting my new job as a railroad conductor. i'm a bit colour blind, but i don't think that'll be too big of an issue.(this actually happened to my dad. he had the job and just needed to take a colour test for all the lights and signals and shit, and that's when he found out that he has a colour deficiency. he said he was really torn up afterward)

>>75802801
mid 17th century
>>75802758
That's after the period I'm writing though. Still, looking up what made it possible might be helpful
>>75802802
>property rights and rule of law (raw at the time) which helped businesses
I'm going to look up on this, thanks.

>>75801788
8'11 here

>>75802947
to be honest there isn't really one easy answer, but england was at its strongest after the military success of the early tudor state

>>75802861
How do you test yourself for intelligence anyway? Anything reliable?

>>75803405
https://geniustests.com/quiz_result/MzM%3D/OTM%3D

Had a go at this one and this is my result, not sure if this website is shit or not though.