Culture Pals /cp/

Ameribull general

nth for qts getting bored of me

third for confused, lonely, and horny

4th for no french qts

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Okcupid is a goldmine ready to be explored. Someone please make a script for okcupid.

sixth for no korean poster qt

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seventh for russia

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>asking for skype or whatsapp when we first start talking

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>>75801028
i wish more people would do this to me

i want a qt who isn't asleep after 6 pm my time

feel like busting a nut

>>75801729
same

>>75801729
me 2

Tfw horny but so tired

>>75802466
same except not tired

>>75802466
same except not horny

>>75802466
Just tired, get me outta ip.

>>75802466
same but don't feel like jerking off

I think I'm in heat boys females are just extra doing it for me

>>75799286

That's me :DDD

>>75803053
Post profile :^)

>>75803141
Not me

>>75803316
Fuck you, I'm a hard koreaboo, now post your profile you little shit!

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is it safe to respond to people with anime profile pics, assuming same age group?

>>75804035
Don't. Ever.

every time I swallow my food i can feel my nipples burning someone please send help

>>75804432
?

What the fuck am I doing up so early lads?

/Hellpuppet17

Goddamn.

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>>75805258
>generic latin american girl #592293

Huh rlly makes u tink

>>75805274
Those titties

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Wew

>>75803339
You first :3 and I'll call you daddy

>>75805400
This is a family friendly thread, tone down the lewdness

>wanting an asian qt
I mean I do too but enjoy those time zones.

>>75805386
Well, are you?

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is this the sandnigger looking underaged faggot who constantly shits these threads up?

/Lippylucy
>twf no english slag gf to watch Initial D with
Life is sour

>>75806795
Yes sir

morning lads

>>75807490
Big shy baby

>>75806795
Yes sir
>>75807490
Morning <3

>>75807490
G'morning

Anyone here roleplaying as an underage Turk?

>>75807894
Why do you ask this?

>>75807942
Because all these fake "girls" are making me paranoid

>>75808229
If it does it usually is no offense to the catfishers here

>>75808306
Not sure what you're trying to say, but if anyone is I'd like to be in the know so I can drop xer

>>75806331
I am not

>>75808366
I meant to say that if she is making you paranoid its most likely a catfish.
She is underaged anyways

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>Tfw this Korean girl sent me a whole fucking paragraph about how she was so proud she fucked this "popular" tourist
>lad just sounded like a prettyboy sexpat

Why did she even tell me this

>>75808933
Are you white and tall?

>>75808933
There's some fucked up people in this world mate

>girl I've been flirting with asks me what to vote
>tell her UKIP
>they don't run in her constituency
Hmmm....

>>75809053
Why does this matter?
I just blocked her, fucking weirdo

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>turkish qt i've been talking to listens to j.cole

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>the last good talking to was 5 days ago

>>75809365
>Korean qt who isn't my qt listens to Death Grips

>>75809741
Ask her which her favourite album is
If she says anything other than the powers that b then drop her

>>75809405
:(

>>75809761
>>75809741
ask her which the powers that b side
if she says niggas on the moon marry her immediately

>>75809361
I'd quite like a foreigner hunting Korean slut desu what's her username?

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>>75809898

>>75809915
Sorry Ahmed, she doesn't like muslims

>>75810059
I've unironically never seen a Muslim in my town

>>75809898
>niggas on the moon
Why is /cp/ filled with such plebs?

>>75810496
death grips itself is just a fucking meme tho

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>tfw no shy gf
>i should create a profile on ip
>grab phone to take a selfie
>see hair loss from hell
>looks like pic related
>never mind

erry day. :(

>>75810524
Fair

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I almost feel bad...

/Supreme_

Lol which one of yours fake is this?

>>75811072
>imagine being this much of a cheekbone-let
Seriously though why are all Korean models such androgynous faggots?

Is this just for dating?

>>75811187
It's for language exchange mate

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>>75810936
lmao

>>75811351
Did you ever see her pics? Textbook ladyboy

Good morning everyone

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>tfw med looking
>told this qt my mum had green eyes and dark blonde hair
>she replies with "I bet you wish you got her features"

How many brit posters are here?

>>75811629
Only one desu.

>>75811629
One here

>>75811629
I think 4/5 regulars

>>75811476
G'morning

I'm going to the booths, who should I vote for?
Labour, Tory, Green and lib Dem are the only options

>>75811858
Tory

>>75811858
labour

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>>75806869
>that face and those tattoos
uk always manages to crack me up

>>75809741
I unironically tried to convince one normie girl at a party last week that Death Grips is the best hh act of this decade

>>75811858
>do you prefer a death by drowning or hanging

>>75811992
>>75812147
>>75812184
I was going to vote Tory anyway just wanted /cp/'s thoughts

>that one anon who voted UKIP cause that's what people on an anime image board told him to

>>75812218
Good, cause UKIP is the best party

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>>75812291
>mfw UKIP take all seats despite not even running everywhere

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>>75812365

>>75810801
Take a pic on a hoodie or something. The biggest problem is you're turkish.

I'm starting convos now, I hate starting convos

/jc7979

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>>75812544
how to start convos

>>75812625
I'm not sure yet, I'll autistically test and give you my results

I just don't know why there are so many males viewing my profile

>>75812544
I like the way she talks and how many -_-s she is using

Any of you unironically send or have gotten snail mail out of this?

>>75812997
I've had a couple of packages sent to me but nothing like letters

>>75812997
The only snail mail I get are drugs :(

>>75813064
Was it the thaiboy you sent money to? ;^)

>>75813064
Cute :3

>>75813180
>>75813232


Post again, Finn, I lost it

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will my chances of meeting kazakh qts drop if I listed Borat as my favourite movie

>>75813403
Absolutely

/HaniffHH

>>75813403
No, because they'll see you already know about their countries wonderful culture ;^)

how does one get an israeli qt

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>>75813472

H-Hi alex
H-Hi shieldgang

>>75813692
boring empty profile desu

>>75813735
i just opened it after 2 years
havent use it before

>>75813692
Who Alex

>>75813921
romanian

112 for is cp a dating website?

>>75813963
*114 *interpals

ok took some prescription speed now why are the btches at

>have a qt I've been passing giant walls of text messages back and forth with for weeks
It feels good man.

>>75814103
sounds boring, whats gonna happen

>>75814207
Nothing nigga I don't want a long distance thing right now. I just want someone who shares my interests and is actually fun to talk to.

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>when you get a message from someone saying you look familiar and they give your real name

Enjoying a TALL glass of milk to celebrate exercising my democratic duty

>>75814245
godspeed then, I think long distance is dumb af as well
>>75814267
who u voted for

>>75814291
>godspeed then, I think long distance is dumb af as well
It's not that, I just recently left a long distance relationship and have no intention of going back any time soon.

>>75814291
Tory of course

>>75814362
but how was it? I was in one too and it's just a pain
maybe I just can't function in a relationship

>>75814398
:p

>>75814442
i dont think long distance relationship works
been in few when i was younger, all of them failed.

>>75814442
Mate I hate Muslims and Corbyn loves them, we can't connect

>>75814497
it feels so fake too imo, like I have a hard time calling this girl my ex

>>75814521
if only he was just a bit more nationalistic

>>75814442
>but how was it? I was in one too and it's just a pain
>maybe I just can't function in a relationship
I handled it a LOT better than she did. So it differs from person to person. It's not that I can't deal with LDR, it's that I doubt it's going to be worth going through all that again just to have them not able to handle it.

>>75814255
You gonna leave us hanging?
Tells us the story, lad.

>>75814602
it gets a bit impersonal too after all beinng behind a screen
felt guilty about the cam sex too

>>75814657
eh not much of a story, I think it's just someone I talked to for a little years ago
that is if I am correct in who this is, I'm still waiting for a message back
they sure look different now..

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>>75814255
my advice
-delete youre pics
-insult them, call them liar
-then delete profile

>>75814756
Now you know you gotta do the opposite

>>75814756
Cute

>>75814756
is that how it works for u
whats the results

i'm too nice for insults and too apathetic for compliments FUCK

>>75814562
If he was more nationalist I'd love to vote for him but unfortunately he's a weak pussy and Europe's whipping boy

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>there are still people IN THIS VERY GENERAL that don't follow my advice for getting attention

Stay beta, faggots

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>>75814855
it worked once

never heared from them again (this was the goal)

>>75810059
Then can I have it?

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>>75815018
they dont like thicc niggas either too prob

>>75814891
Shut up.

>>75815125
Jealous that a feminine looking lithuanian is more Chad than you?

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I will never bot again...

Man, Ukrainian girls truly are the cutest. I'm talking to a youngling now. Maybe I'll make her my wife if she's nice


>>75815125
no u

>>75815355
Don't lie you love the online attention

>>75815355
GOTTA

What does it mean when she starts using !!!!! after every sentence?

>>75815533
That she's dumb!!!!

>>75815533
she is excited about what she's talking about

guys I want to willingly become addicted to amphetamines
this feels great

>>75815570
>I think Chinese is really difficult because of accent!!!!

>>75815652
it must be real difficult then!!!!!

>>75815628
Who doesn't?

I'm tylenol sinus high

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Normally, a beta loser would use this chance to get nudes.
Not me.

>>75815731

Kek

>>75815706
this is first time I (willingly) tried took it
all I want to do is dance with someone to colombian music

for once I don't feel like I hate myself (well I still do but its supressed)
it's better than alcohol which is only a distraction

>>75815731
still do it tho

>>75815731
Madman

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I'm sure she wants a platonic relationship driven by the desire to learn other cultures and languages.

>>75815814
women are strange I want to hug one

Finally can use qtcrawler on Android.
First time using it.

>>75815887
GOOD LUCK MERMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75815753
>>75815731
a bit funny desu

>>75815814
>tfw can;t ask qt how tall he is because he looks short and probably he's insecure about it

>>75815779
synths are the reason why I didn't killed myself yet
(not saying that I shouldn't)
Fuck yeah

>>75815907
Only 2 new views. One from a cute German and one from an inbreed Turkish turd.

>>75816071
dance with me brother I've got a lot of energy idk what to do with

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theres still curse on my profile

it cannot gain wiever unless one "gets old" and goes to previous day

im stuck with 6-8 wievers forever

>>75816189
Use the screen finnbro

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>>75815987
I will find your profile

what's the point of scripting?

>>75816332
to get more gfs

>>75816332
it automatically views a bunch of profiles -> they view you back -> if they like you they message you first
I don't bother with it desu

>>75816332
Easy messages

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Who /edge/ here?

Also, am I confirmed to be the most productive shitposter on this general?

>>75816362
>>75816383
do you get overwhelmed with messages?
i'm curious about it but i might regret it

>>75816454
i'm easily the edgiest one here desu, i've done something like you did too but they didnt respond

>>75816477
i don't use the script but sometimes i get overwhelmed, not to sound like a braggart
i used it once ages ago and it works but you gotta deal with many asians
worst comes to worse you can just ignore em

>>75816477
Not really, I'm not that good looking or interesting.

>>75816527
>>75816557
i'm going to do it and chronicle my experiences
is there a scripting for dummies guide?

>>75816454
Prolific maybe, certainly not productive

>>75816653
First pastebin on OP, traditional script, then copy the script on the last pastebin (qtcrawler) on OP, it's the only thing that works for me.

>>75816653
Are you the girl?

I'm way too overwhelmed by these messages, i'm going to delet my account. But I have to wait 7 days since I accidently restored my account ree.

>>75815987
/vvvvvvina ?

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i forgot to change the age range while scripting

>>75816732
Fuck off. I am providing quality entertainment for MILLIONS of /cp/ members

>>75817321
Last time I so much as smirked was threads ago and I don't even recall what it was

You keep doing you, you'll go far

>>75817304
just be my gf

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>>75817058
Wrong

>>75817321
Don't worry, my best ally, I enjoy your shitposting.

>>75817396
Daily reminder to ignore all non-whites.

H-Hi

>>75817515
Hello. Post profile

>>75817515
Hello

>>75817304
He wants to roleplay the times Ireland was British obviously

Go for it

>>75817515
hola bola

>>75817452
he is a native dutch though

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my inevitable suicide WHEN??

also should i bost stupid messages i get?

>>75817304
ty for the view btw

>>75817623
>le paternal jew meme
He's a dirty jew.

>>75817452
So you're the underage brown one

Very well, you're ignored

>>75817654
there's like 4 dutch posters...

>>75817657
Dont mind him he's just another portuguese autist

>>75817657
>look at how he REEES when you call him a jew


>>75817674
I know, and 3 of them messaged me yesterday and they were all mudslimes.

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>>75817304
Eheh.
Hope that my obsession of checking stuff controls this stuff.

>>75817738
Jeez, couldnt possibly be me. :^)

>>75817643
Yes, we need to laugh.

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>>75817643
but do not post my messages

>>75817768
I knew about the gypsy poster (you?), but I had no idea there were another 2 on here.

>>75817841
You're autistic. I think I'm gonna filter portugal.

>>75817840
Cute!

>>75817859
Thanks for the compliment and the favor ;^)

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i'm a young nigga with this check and i fuck it up
the freshest thing that i ever bought was a BENTley truck

Script update.
21 views 0 messages

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hostility
>>75817840
did u message me :DDD

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>hehe, would you like to be friends, anon?

what do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDW3mG15OE
>>75816134
I'm already dancing!

>tfw bookmarking all /cp/ profiles that view me

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after an months in inter pals i still have 0 inter pals

what gives

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cq3s1-DEt8

What a prick cunt

>>75818650
Do you actually ever message anyone?

Am I obligated to respond to all messages?
Started to get Thai messages.

>>75815987
>being insecure about something you can't change
I'm a 5"8 manlet and loving it

>>75818684
yes, not enough maybe

>>75818712
yes

Should I pick a different country or just pick the real one and play on hard mode? Tough decisions.

>>75818650
Thats because you don't wanna talk with me

>>75818712
Nope, but you should!

>>75818712
Nah, I reply to perhaps 5% of the messages I get

Seems cool if you explain why you had to choose it in your profile

>>75818760
>>75818964
I already messaged the thai

>>75819076
I'll do that.
Only respond to /cp/bros and some other people that I find interesting.

>>75819121
>>75818926

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i've been reading messages for close to an hour and it doesn't stop
help me bros

>>75819328
Hire one more person to do respond for you.

>>75818926
Hard mode G

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>>75817445
Just post ur profile

>tfw no qt to shitpost on /int/ with

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>>75819607
tfw I have a cutie to shitpost on int with

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>tfw this 15 year old russian boy that I thought looked like a girl at first keeps viewing me

>>75819594
A potato

How many potatos do you need to kill an irelander?
0

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>>75819742
Profile, pls

>>75819838
Kek'dd

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>>75815731
Stop trying to brag about doing shit on your fake account lmao.

Just had a wank desu

Voted Labour lads

>>75815731
Response?

>>75819607
I can be your shitposting qt, anon-kun...

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>>75819958
Betrayer

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=2066360

Holy shit this guy came back 2 years later to complain about her still not responding to him.

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>tfw qt asks me to write her english homework

>>75820202
Ask for "something" in return

>>75819958
:)

>>75820168
me irl

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>>75820051
p-post profile

>>75820168
Guarantee she votesd Tory

>>75820244
nah im bored of it already
i'll just put some "extras" in her paper ;^)
her english is so bad she won't even notice nor bother to check

>>75819838
;-;

could that irish girl turn off her script she keeps viewing me

>>75820384
Post the paper here when you're done with it :)

>>75820384
Put random words like turd.
Most people don't know this word.
I never knew until I watched "last man on earth"

>>75820294
Y-you first

>>75820437
no

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>>75820515
>Most people don't know this word.

>>75820437
She's shy, just first message her

But she's also boring as fuck

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>>75820581
you will regret this

>>75820663
cba, i dont got shit to talk about
im boring as well

are there any better sites for Japanese girls?

I wanna learn Japanese (no bully) but the girls on interpals are not too friendly

>>75820729
you could try italki or w/e that site is

>>75820729
HelloTalk

>>75820729
Why would you wanna learn japanese? Why would you wanna learn japanese with a japanese cunt?


White people...

>>75820702
Tell her, not me..

>>75820811
*tells you anyway*
aahahaha

>>75820729
Polyglot club

>>75820849
¬¬

I'll bite you, lil fagget

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>>75821155
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>75819935
This is my real account, you turbonigger

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>tfw this normie, slut looking korean girl studying in america messaged me
>being really mean to her, saying korea is a plastic country, k-pop is just a copy of american stuff and how they're all need surgery to look normal

>>75821405
Good job, gooks need to be put in their place

>>75819935
how anybody respects people like this
like what a turn off such depravity

>>75821346
You're so cute that I'll bite you softly ;3333333333333333333333333333

Knock knock:)))

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>>75821480
call me cute again ill kys myself to death until im dead i swear to GOD

>>75821432
Actually I'm only mean to her cus she's americanized, likes thug music, dresses ghetto etc. Makes me SICK

>>75821535
*opens the door*
yes hello

>>75819935
I really start to doubt why I come to these threads when you start posting 'nudes' of women you have spoken to on interpals. The women on interpals are some of the sweetest, most intelligent, funny, and nice in the entire world. They are trusting and loyal often coming from poor countries where loyalty and trust is all they have, the only currency in their wallet.
Maybe its because I come from a country where I actually have to talk to women and get to know them because showing my white skin or anglosphere passport isn't enough to get their attention. Maybe its because I don't manipulate them with the opposable thumbs of english teaching and first world income. Maybe its because I am just a fucking good person raised to be as polite to women as possible. Whatever it is, it makes me sick to share threads where you post womens images freely.
What you are doing is just as bad as sharing bomb making instructions or posting images of naked children onto the deep web. You are taking something you have no permission to show to other people and showing it to them anyway. It is an appalling and utterly sick behaviour. If the following words were banned from these threads it would improve hugely
>Nudes (obvious, this prevents requesting them)

>qt, qt's and variations (objectifies and simplifies women on the website)

>russian/chinese (used JUST to discuss nationalities that can be manipulated most easily)

>turkish (used JUST to mock and insult men like me for having to fight to get the attention of the beauties on here)

>milf (porn term, it is not INTERPORNS)

>chubby (porn term, it is not INTERPORNS)

>script (encourages manipulating women as a game rather than talking to them as a pass time)
You need to start showing these women the privacy they deserve.

Just voted UKIP lads.

Nigel please come back, lead us to the promised land.

>>75821631
is this a copypasta
but also same

my only problem is that i respect women too much brother

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>>75821535
knok-knok

>>75821535
BEWARE!!! it's the eternal anglo behind this door! Don't open

>>75821568
Cutie ;3

>>75821535
New door who dis?

>>75821535
*knocks on door*
Who's there?

>>75821684
wtf she never messaged me FUCK!!!!!!

>>75821692
*sucks your dick in a straight way*
that was Epic

>>75821580
American (((culture)))

>>75821731
It isn't homo if you say "no homo" before doing it ;3

-_-

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>>75821932
FUCK I FORGOT TO SAY IT!!!! IM NOT GAY OMG!!

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im so McFucking bored and head has 10000 thoughts in it rn
rate my blog

>>75822017
I said it, we good!

>>75822099
that was close. i dont know how mummy would react if she knew i sucked a dick without saying it

>>75822017
Mate that shouldn't be on your hard drive

>>75821663
What constituency you in? Unless it's South thanet or maybe two others you've wasted your vote

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>>75822210
what u mean

>>75822170
IDK, I'd be a good son in law ;3

>>75822585
ok but u better bring a dowry

>>75821535
eat your vegetables

>>75822278
Neither one of those, just can't bring myself to vote either Labour or Tory

>/Veronica555
And the award for most likely to be an instagram prostitute goes to...

>>75822695
You're the woman in the relationship

>>75822805
*complains*

>>75822786
Hey, that's my gf you're talking about!

if i dont get more views imma reach into my backpack
also do you lot actually read profiles or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPYwI_Wjx1w

>she won't ever lick you
>you won't ever have a gf that loves you and licks your ears

Fuck my life

>>75822997
yes

Can i get a quick rundown on south korean girls?

>>75823087
why
they are all say the same things :v

>>75823085
ew

>>75822997
I skim read profiles, but go through every single pic

They are all pretty similar though, introverted language students who watch far too much american tv

>>75823148
so you can write a thoughtful and personal message like the gentleman you are

>>75823157
ye, ill skim and if i see something remotely interesting ill stop and read but ffs

>>75823196
wow! i love travelling, listening to music and people who arent perverts too!

>>75822914
You can't nag with my tongue inside your mouth ;3

>>75823142
The Stacie's of the internet
Princess complex most of them

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let's P A T R O L

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>>75823223

>>75823245
Oh shit

Also i'm new to most of this interpals stuff, so i have a question

The russian girls look really young and beautiful, are they just vladimirs waiting to hack me with their Windows ME slavmachines?

>>75823152
C'mon, it might be and feel awesome (to be loved)

>>75823269
>16
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75823318
What? She doesn't seem too young to be a thot, look at all those signs. Thotdom is something acquired from youth.

>>75823304
Not Vladimir's but they probably want your passport

>>75823272
Conceded!

>>75823348
yea but trying act like you got a zinger for posting a 16 y/o girl's profile is kinda dumb
and i question why you are on the profile to begin with

>>75823407
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble

>>75823467
>>75823407
>>75823272
>>75823223
>>75822914
>>75822805
wtf am i reading

>>75823428
>is kinda dumb

What should I have done? Followed the reddiquette and censored her name and photos?

Why wouldn't I be? Stumbled upon it, I can click it, right?