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>>75799354
>8values.github.io
>Post results
I got capitalist fascist.
What does that mean?

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>>75799354

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i keep getting neo-liberal, this is bullshit, neo-liberalism doesn't even exist

>>75799400
>libertarian socialist
Oxymoron much? Kek.
Fuck socialist scum.

>>75799378
Basically Pinochet but the site creator is too retarded to realise that fascism and capitalism are incompatible.

>>75799610
I dont see why fascism and capitalism are incompatible. Pretty sure both the italians and nazi germany had free markets, to a certain extent atleast. I think any aggitation towards capitalism was more of the global variety and unfethered capitalism.

>>75799703
They were corporatist states, which is entirely different to the capitalist/liberalist view on economics.

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who /enlightened/ here

>>75799670
>libertarian communism
Cant he fucking change the name of the ideologies to not have some kind of antithetic result

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What did (((they))) mean by this

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>>75799354

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>>75799598
>>75799854

>>75799766
not you

>>75799670
>collectivism

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>>75799354

>>75799766
no

>>75799854
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism?wprov=sfla1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-libertarianism?wprov=sfla1

>>75800017
See where it says "Communism" ?

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>>75799434
t. Hillary Clinton
>>75799766
>DemSoc
Ayy lmao
>>75799922
>>75799400
Hello comrades
>>75799992
Spooky lad

>>75800076
Hillary isn't a neo-liberal

>>75799354
I did the test the other day, and basically it was:

>hyper-capitalist
>hyper-nationalist
>hyper-authoritarian
>half-progressive, half-traditionalist

But it's somewhat meaningless because the questions are way too general, for example: should religion play a role in government? Well... it depends on the religion, and it depends on the government.

>>75800057
Libertarianism in communism and don't contradict each other even in the slightest. Do you not understand what these terms mean?

>>75800116
>wanting to be buttfucked by a clergy once again

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>>75799354
aight

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>>75799354
the only sensible answer

>>75799354
Got Radcen

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>>75800101
>hillary isn't a neo-liberal

>>75800145
Do you not understand how communism cant not be authoritarian ? Communism is about a revolution and single party states and all that jazz, how does it not contradict thz ideal of liberty of libertarianism ?

>>75800190
>>75800163
kys

>>75800153
I'm a Jew, so I ultimately don't care if you can't deal with your own priests :^)

>>75800239
But then your religion already plays a role in our government :^)

>>75800236
not feeling like it, sorry

>>75800230
Only lenisnists and maoist think the state should step in and take over to redisribute everything at some random point. There are many other strains of socialists/communists that think you can do it totally without the state.

>>75800230
you do realise communists and anarchists have, theoretically, the same endgoal, right?

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Eh, kind of made me think

I thought I would be more for Equality, Nation and Tradition

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>>75799354

>>75800314
what happens if I want to set up a store
Am I free to sell my stuff for a profit? Then it's not communist. Will I be shut down? Then it's not anarchist

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>>75800230
>>75800314
Wew lads. You'd think Pierre here would've heard of the Paris Commune.

>>75800236
cerón por favor

>>75800314
>>75800331
But systems like syndicalism are seperate from communism for me, i do not like the use of communism as an umbrella term like fascism can be used to describe Pinochet or Fujimori. Communism is Marxism/Leninism for me.

>>75800204
He's right, but everyone has started "neoliberalism" wrong. It is supposed to imply laissez faire economics. Now it just means...left wing? idk

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>>75800277
>shut it down: yes/no?

>>75800485
>neoliberal
>left wing
oh, only in America

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>>75799354
>8values.github.io


Im pretty sure this means i'm just a racint anarchist or something

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>>75799354

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>>75800557
In the US only commies ever use that word and they think moderate left-wing redistributionists are basically the same as Milton Friedman

>>75800612
Are you a Putinist? If not, what would be the score of a typical Putin voter?

>>75800614
>d they think moderate left-wing redistributionists


Hillary isnt that.

She is closer to Milton and to pinochet than to any form of socialism

>>75800614
only gommies use that word here to, but they aren't talking about themselves. Neoliberals might have some concern towards social problems, but they are as right as you can be economically

>>75800711
>they are as right as you can be economically

Better be right than wrong tbqh

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>>75799354

>>75800687
>Are you a Putinist?
No, i'm not. This fucking commie manlet trying to destroy my country.
>What would be the score of a typical Putin voter?
Equality 70-80 > Markets (Because he's poor and wanna free shit)
Nation 70-90 > World
Liberty < 70-100 Authority (Depends on level of brainwashing, he needs someone to fuck him hard)
Tradition 55-60 > Progress
Long story short, average Putinlet voter is 30-40 bald middle class plant worker with low income, cringe wife with kids and probably a beer belly.

>>75800937
a 30-40 yrs old*

>>75800937
I see, thanks.

>>75800919
>Stalinism

More like Nazism, no?

>>75801046
no

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>>75799354
I'm a radical centrist
Only retards hold strong convictions

>>75801046
No

if he was an actual nazi he will be economically centrist to pro market

Though he is not too far from being an Asserite (Nasserite/Strasserite)

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>>75801248
Yes, but Stalinism or Maoism aren't traditional at all...

>>75801258
Are you a Brunei national or an expat?

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I'm ethnic nationalist
> Closest match: Centrist

>>75801390
Why the heck is your second line displaying "might/peace" instead of "nation/world"?

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>>75800919
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>>75799400
neck yourselves immediately

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>>75801694
THE CALL THAT SHATTERED IDEOLOGY

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>>75801715
when do i get my medal

tfw no party in your cunt offers a low regulation, free economy and a big welfare state

>>75801694
>talks shit
>doesn't post anything

>>75801784
>free economy
>big welfare state

Anon...

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>>75801784
>free economy and a big welfare state

>>75801813
You can combine high taxes and big spending on transfers to lower income people with a government that otherwise lets businesses and consumers do what they want

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>>75799354

>>75801894
>a militant atheist social justice lolbertarian
How many fedoras are you wearing right now?

>>75801694
>t. /r/donald/pol/cuck user

>>75801801
me: >>75801189

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>>75801278
They are to current progressive standards. A lot of new marxists consider Stalin to be conservative, even though he persecuted the church and allowed for wanton abortion in the USSR. It's just that if they percieve it as bad, it's regressive and probably "conservative"

>>75801920
>Athiest
I'm not Atheist or agnostic.
>Militant
What?
>SJW
Not all progressives are "Trump is literally Hitler" tumblrinas
>Libertard
never bitched about THEM ROADS

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>>75801851
>high taxes
>lets businesses and consumers do what they want

>>75801989
Can Bernie still win?

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>>75801976
just a reminder

>>75801991
>I'm not Atheist or agnostic.
That surprises me a lot. I can understand a religious person being left leaning economically, but for you to be extremely progressive it means you are fine with shit like abortion and with the death of the church. That's not very christian. What's your religious persuasion?
>Militant
Why not?
>Not all progressives are "Trump is literally Hitler" tumblrinas
Most of them are.
>never bitched about THEM ROADS
No, apparently you are some sort of corporate technocrat. Kind of bloodless, but I can see the logic. Hillary or Johnson?

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right wing populism
xd

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>>75802034
Why would you want Sanders to win? He's a social democrat and therefore a capitalist pig. Liberal democracy is bourgeoisie affectation, comrade.

>>75802066
twoxchromosomes is for women, not leftism

>>75802178
they are the same essentially

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>>75802178
>not leftism
Leftism is now for women and feminine men. Stop being a sexist macho shitlord and get on with the program.

>>75802033
I don't understand what you're confused about. There's a big difference between banning certain kinds of buildings and not allowing people with a low marginal product to get jobs thanks to minimum wage or giving huge tax preferences to random shit because it sounds good in a TV ad and just having a VAT and using the proceeds to give poor people money

>>75802114
>Religion
Christian Deist. Religion and science should not be seen as butting heads
>militarist
Everyone is equal, regardless of National background except dumbasses
>Progressive
Everyone is equal regardless of racial, gender, or orientation except dumbasses
>Corporate
Three things need to be protected: The Consumer, the Worker, and the environment. Otherwise run whatever the Hell you want
>Technocrat
Everyone should be treated equal except dumbasses
>Hillary or Johnson
Fuck both of them.

>>75802315
>Religion and science should not be seen as butting heads
No but religion and progressive ideology certainly should. Your religion's philosophy should inform you a bit on your morality, and things like prostitution and abortion are very hard to justify as a christian, and drugs as well. You can easily rationalize those as perfectly acceptable in civilized society, but if you do so and completely ignore traditional wisdom something tells me that you're larping a bit as a christian and aren't really religious.
>The Consumer, the Worker, and the environment. Otherwise run whatever the Hell you want
No higher purpuse? No value of culture or the arts? Language? Some tribalist sensibilitites are inevitable to most human groups, anon. Full globalism is either naive and nonsensical, or a pretense for totalitarian fascism.
>Everyone should be treated equal except dumbasses
Most workers are dumbasses. Have you actually talked to common people? And by technocrat, I implyed that you don't really have a lot of faith in democracy, and it seems that I was right.

ideology is disgusting

>>75802559
That sounds like something an ideologue would say.

>>75802540
>Progressive ideology butts heads with Christianity
No
Progressive ideology butts heads with people's views and books on Christianity.
>no higher purpose
No. Simply to serve humanity by giving out commodities and to make money. Culture is cool and all but has little place in biz other than entertainment industries.
>I want Fascism
Strongly against it actually. One of the most tragic things in modern history. I am for democracy, what made you think I'm not?

>>75802928
> I am for democracy, what made you think I'm not?
Because you seem to not like the idea of dumb people having much of a say, which is basically what democracy is.
>Progressive ideology butts heads with people's views and books on Christianity.
But books on chistianity and people's old views on it is what chistianity is. You seem to have a very corporate mentality about everything, and that's not very compatible with traditional philosophy that religion basically is. You may find that out in time when it finally dies off or all christians become isolated in amish-like comunities or something in the next 50 years, as atheism keeps growing and the population keeps shrinking to fit progressive sexual and femminist ideals. I don't know how will the west cope.

>No. Simply to serve humanity by giving out commodities and to make money. Culture is cool and all but has little place in biz other than entertainment industries.
Again, very corporate. You seem to idealize a globalized world of citizen workers without borders where everyone works for some megacorp wearing yellow hard hats, a white jumpsuit and waving a clipboard around while using their smart devices in an eco-friendly environment.

It's kind of sterile and a bit gay to me, but to each their own I guess. It is a very....logical future you have in mind, I'll give you that.

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Make way peasants

>>75803104
Not very different than the system you have right now. I'm sure Maduro would pat you in the back and make a nice comment on how important church support is for the bolivarian revolution.

>>75803138
Are you kidding me? Every single church authority here is against the Government.

>>75803184
Ah, that surprises me. The Marxist reptilians here who supported Chavez regime had a lot of support from the catholic church.

Are you pro or against your government?

>>75801310
Yes

>>75803238
How can any sane venezuelan be pro Maduro?
The reason that I got those results is because I believe that kind of power in good hands would be extremely good, of course that's not possible

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>>75803277
>I believe that kind of power in good hands would be extremely good, of course that's not possible
That's a of dangerous way of thinking, especially considering your situation. You had Chavez and Maduro as populist authoritarians, yet you insist that this kind of power would be good as long as it's in "good hands".

With that way of thinking, even if you get rid of Maduro in 30 years you'll have pic related but with Chavez. Don't let it happen.

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r8 plz

Also this shit is obviously bias, it reads off right wing options in plain, obvious, kind of hardcore ways like "RELIGION NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT" while left wing shit is more subtle so all results should be skewed left.

>>75803363
Turbo millenial normalfag. Why are you even here?

>>75803337
Really it's undeniable if it was in REALLY good hands which is humanly impossible, it's just my personal view of power in reality I would just be really anarchistic, hell I throw rocks at the motherfuckers 4 days a week

>>75803392
I'm a wizard you idiot, I've been on 4chan while you were shitting green.

>>75803414
>hell I throw rocks at the motherfuckers 4 days a week
Good man.
>>75803417
I demand proofs. Why would you even be posting in a shitposting board full of redditors like /int/ if you've been here for more than a few years? Shouldn't you be on /a/ crying about /v/ or something?

>>75803466
Because when your entire life is the internet you don't really get all high horse about boards, websites, etc. Last time I gave a shit I was bitching about ebaum stealing our fads and then I stopped.

>>75803521
>ebaum
What is this the early 00's? Are you really that much of an oldfag? I feel like I'm talking to a goon right now and it's a bit disgusting.

>>75803548
Maybe, I also played Runescape for like 2 years before Runescape 2 came out so that should age me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l94UPjZXE-Q

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>>75803091
>Again, very corporate. You seem to idealize a globalized world of citizen workers without borders where everyone works for some megacorp wearing yellow hard hats, a white jumpsuit and waving a clipboard around while using their smart devices in an eco-friendly environment.

The working /r9k/ dreamland.

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There are too many juden on this board

>>75803623
>Maybe, I also played Runescape for like 2 years before Runescape 2 came out so that should age me.
Not really. You could have played it when you were 9 or something. I'd say anywhere between 25 and late 30's.

I'm 28 by the way... I've been browsing 4chan since 2009 or so. Currently sad and unemployed as well, but healthy. Still alive. Not a wizard though. Sorry brother.

>>75803709
>radical reactionary authoritarian centrism

>>75803709
kek

>>75803724
Oh, right. By wizard you automatically are over 30. Slipped my mind.

>>75802175
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2-o9QB4M4M

Bumperooni

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zieg hail :DDDDDDDDD

>>75804147
>>75804074
You both should just kiss. I mean kys

>>75804172
Let me take a guess : radical centrist?

>>75804074
>>75804147
All in favor of killing the Fashits?

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>>75804223
Throw yourself.

>>75804192
Not really. Actually, I took the test a few weeks ago and while I was a centrist on every one of the 4 axis scales it actually told me I was a "moderate conservative", so I skew slightly to the right on most things except authority.

>>75804262
heh

Funny, someone from a "tolerant and liberal" shithole like France is basically a fascist and someone from...well, a country such as Brazil is just a 'moderate conservative'

>>75799670
Damn son, can I have a link to all those online tests?
I also want a meme chart like that

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I don't know, but my gut says maybe.

>>75804309
THE CHOSEN ONE
THE MAN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO OPINIONS

Let me be your apprentice, I hate having opinions on things, it pisses people off...!

>>75804284
I don't know why it's that surprising. The academia and the political left here worship the french, so politically it is fashionable here to strive to be like you politically. Most people my age are left leaning, tolerant progressive types. I live in a southern white majority city too.

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>>75804246
We have a better button

>>75804337
whatever, do what you want.

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what the fuck is with all these commies
what the fuck is wrong with you retards

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>>75799354

>>75804480
kek

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The civil axis surprised me. I don't give a shit what other people do

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Let the haters hate.

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Whatever.

I'm just a trational christian.

I'm not surpised to see /int/ is a faithless hell hole. (given the they let sodomites in their ranks)

Don't mind me just going back to prayer.

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Not sure what to think...

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>>75804775
Platonic taste my friend.

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>>75804843
t. natural slaves

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>>75804868
My own test didn't brand me a statist though, my liberal friend. It was just a subtle way of recommending the republic to him, as he seemed confused by his own results.

>>75804868
Democracy only favors the stupid majority in our country, so you're wrong.

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>>75804933
The fuck, what makes you think I think the contrary?
also
>in our country
I think you meant everywhere, and not only the stupid majority but also the slick minority

>>75805012
If I meant everywhere, then every country in the world would be a shithole and that's not what I think...

>>75805012
So your proposal to end our political problems seems to be a magical anaco-capitalist feudal oligarchy, while his seem to favor the populist strongman approach.

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Wtf I despise of neocons...

>>75805041
Well sure, there are many other aspects, like IQ, but designed to fuck over the general populace with the interests of a few people in mind

>>75805059
>injecting whatever in my posts
Won't send to /pol/ too?

>>75805239
*democracy was designed

>>75799610
>the site creator is too retarded to realise that fascism and capitalism are incompatible
lol
fascism is capitalism in crisis mode

>>75804689
Peronist?

who /centrist/ here?

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>>75807939

>>75800190
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>>75804309
>>75807989
Muh Nigerians

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>>75799354
hello

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well

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>>75799354
r8 my autism

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R r r read horseshoe theory

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>be nice but don't be stupid
My entire political philosophy can be summed up into just that.

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i am literally merkel

>>75800937
and what are if i may ask
probably a lowlife neet liberal who sees a putinshill behind every post
what a pathetic loser you are

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>inb4 helicopter meme

>>75814084
only americans who think universal health care is communist