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cara

Is Alan about? Some scummy mick fuck has been making threads with his handsome face

>>75786164

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This is the future lefties believe in

need a bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4 fff

>>75792933
unironically in favour of everything he said there

>>75792933
indeed

>>75792931

audibly laughed at this post

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new!

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anime

janitor I see a nipple

notable tinder matches??

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>>75792955
kik me

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what are bears?

for me it's the lib dems

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mussus bunfield

gf https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496852736600.webm

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Look at this fucking pint

sheeeeeeeeeit, forgot to buy baccy

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>>75792930
>>75792967
>>75793004
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496871518691.webm

fookin' 'ell lads need to make me one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2m7w_ohvwI

captcha: Pizza paul

fuck racism

>>75793024
matched some girl called "mollie bylett" who is verified for some reason

>>75793067
OFF WITH HIS HEAD

too depressed to wank

>>75793050
big dogs

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*blocks your path*

>>75793121
http://wheresmollie.com/

^ was it her?

too depressed to yank

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>>75793085
i was literally just looking for this webm

>>75793024
matched a glamour model from my old college

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looks like he's gonna drop dead any day now

creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRKHYHUUgJ0

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>>75792972
Bloody ripper

WE WILL

WE WILL

ROCK YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIV2SkMwesU

>no americans in the thread so far
couldn't be happier

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>>75793121
She just wanted you for her video on Virgin

https://youtu.be/pDqzc1gRcgM

Don't get why middle class white boys call me "bro/bruddah" when talking to me

love fats
love proteins
hate carbs

simple as

>>75792908
really really like this picture

am i chubby chaser now?

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>>75793147
*confronts you*

getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads

>>75793178
pssst look 23 posts above yours kid

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>>75793163
I know you were

tights

drinking in the outdoors

>>75793035
>>75793208
>>75793211
thread ruined

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>>75793035
u still up? x

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would u fug

>>75793153
yeah thats the one
not famous enough to be verified imo

*messes you about*

>>75793190
alri bruddah

>>75793177
was thinking the other day how I never hear this song anymore even though back in the day this was one of those songs that got played everywhere particularly sporting events

>>75793190
YO FA.M SAFE G

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2hZ9CTLICs

>>75793230
please tell me that's her sticking her tongue out

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop killing the mandem

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>>75793214

Justin Bieber is so legit

>>75793230
fuck no

>say i'm voting labour for student pussy
>really voting lib dems
:^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

>>75793280
cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGTL5hftYY

>>75793190
English people calling each other "bro" or "cuz" comes long before niggers learned to speak English

nobody gives a fuck about british politics

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just woke up from what was supposed to be a brief nap at 6 pm

>>75793242
oi mate don't bother

>>75793228
up as fukk

picking dead skin off my scalp. hurts because i pull loads of hair out with it.

@75793309
Never at me again you fat yank cunt

>>75793230

would fug anything with a pulse haha

>>75793311
imagine how much people care about canadian politics

>>75793147
im batbear

>>75793355
Fat nigger detected

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496799750713.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496799750713.webm
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do you lads delude yourselves into believing british politics have an international following the same way the yank politics does?

Who should a radical centrist vote for

Any chance of the tories losing

>>75792923
wheres the black guy?

>>75793380
bitch is see through

>>75793230
>will be working providing for mah famileh

Busted a just right there and then

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>>75793382
hello liam

>>75793392
... timothy james farron ...

>>75793392
local single issue party

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>>75792879
aaaaah yes, so-called "normies"

>>75793390
well you're here talking about british politics aren't you

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>>75793319

>>75793380

GOAT

>>75793380
would like this gf

>>75793390
They have ever since '15 and especially after Brexit.

just heemed a daddy long legs

Love a good Simon Reeve programme

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75793438

not seen one of them in donkeys years

>>75793438
good lad

anyone ever seen a ufo

>>75793426
i'm not talking ABOUT british politics, i'm talking OF british politics

learn english dumb paki twat

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>>75793421

>>75793421
>greentexting
>fake names
>fake workplaces
>no profile pictures/profile pictures of cartoons

Cringe

>>75793463
>>75793467
>>75793438
good posts

>>75793470
>>75793475
>>75793473
bad posts

>>75793463
yeah

>>75793467
nah don't think so, just ifos

>>75793475
Alright Gazza

>>75793467
yeah saw your mum last night she's an unidentified FAT object haha showed yOU !

>>75793470
well you're acknowledging british politics
thanks for taking an interest x

Genuinely scared of water. If you were dropped into the sea, do you drown or float?

Apparently you're supposed to kick about with your legs?

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>this guy walks up to your girl in the club and gives her the finger gun
what do you do?

>>75793502
>Ethiopia mentioned

waheeeey

>>75793380
gorgeous

Lads, what was the cuckio meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdJc7-ZEuT0

Hmm don't know if this is decent or absolute shite

>>75793512
you drown unless you can tread water or grab on to something that does float

gotta use your arms and legs

>>75793518
corbyn's a bit out of her league tbf

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need to be up at 5:30 tomorrow

>>75793502
best post so far

Liz Kendall is so perfect lads

itsa me, cuckio!

think tonight i might have a wank to the softcore folder i've been accumulating but never looking at

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This look alone is how you scared Rasheeds and Leftpol away from this thread

>>75793517
highly unlikely as my girl is not actually an underage boyh

>>75793392
sinn fein

>>75793502
>>75793527
i heard italians love a nice piece of habesha ass

>>75793554
>Liz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s

>>75793538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGitrNH-aCM

>>75793569
pls bleach our women

>>75793547
how do I tread water and how long can I float like that?

>>75793557
don't remember this meme

>>75793545
the bassline is a bit simple for it being so prominent in the mix

>>75793421
imagine unironically going on facebook and using 'chon memes
deary me

>>75793575
the chorus to stan is class
too bad eminem sings the rest of the song

>>75793563
hope it works on yanks too x

>>75793495
all me

imagine unironically going on facebook
deary me

>>75793603
flop your arms and legs about in a controlled manner, depends how strong you are and how much stamina you have but generally not long...also depends on the water temperature, if you're in the north atlantic or something you're dead within 20 minutes, if it's the med or some place you'll last longer

>>75793586
is that the fucking ducktales theme?

>>75793648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w

It's actually from a different song

theres no greggs in gib

>watching election vox pops on the news
>realise Greater London is completely right about Northerners

Need a c.2002 avril lavigne gf

>>75793703
perfection

came out as a tory voter to the mates on the group chat

got kicked out of the group chat

>>75793603
how do you not know how to swim, they even teach you in primary school

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despise runts who blare their edm and techno grime shite, fuck off mate throw on dancing queem and get me a pint of lager

Can't believe I once thought some of you were intelligent.

>>75793703
100% has a dick

listening to the verve

>>75793730
got a deep water phobia. Will not get into wate

>>75793750
>doesn't know what natty tits look like

m8...

>>75793717
this 2bh

>>75793679
salinity is also important, seas with more salt are easier to float on, so you expend less energy

you'll notice its much easier to tread in the sea than a swimming pool

if you were in the black sea you could practically float without exerting yourself at all

you have to lie on your back and do a jesus pose, thats how you survive the max amount of time in the sea

>>75793730
it's literally basic intuition even
never even had to be taught

need to live in california

>>75793795
no ass

>>75793776
even shallow water? you can learn in pools just a couple feet deep

got called a cuckio in greggs in gibraltar

>>75793821
yeah I learnt how to swim in water I can stand up in but never went to the deep end. fuck that, would rather kill myself

will anybody be wanking tomorrow?

looks like meat's back on the menu boys

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>>75793716
Reminder that poortherners are scroungers

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do not mess with me sunshine

>>75793852
yeah got a full schedule planned

All I want to do in is pour pints down my fucking throat.

Simple as.

>>75793851
still remember almost drowning the first time I ventured out to the deep end haha

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My magners wasn't a full pint.
Can I sue?

>>75793730
>>75793603
>>75793806
They might teach swimming in your school. However, in our school we didn't have a swimming pool until we were in highschool, and even then it was off campus. We also didn't even have a track to run around while growing up. Growing up, my elementary school teacher just didn't give a shit. She made us do laps around the hardwood gymnasium floor. She didn't care if kids walked or runned. I never learned how to run, swim, or even do basic long jumps.

>>75793806
don't be silly

swimming is easy but everyone has to be taught

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Sinn Fein is redpilled on the JQ lads
when are british political parties going to catch up with us?

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>>75793396
Boo!

Business idea: south of england and north of england to become own sovereign states with radical midlands as buffer zone

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>>75793859
>tfw radical east anglian

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*blocks your dentistry practice*

>How Black People Could Swing The Vote In Croydon Central – London's Most Marginal Seat

mandem in the voting booth

>>75793887
runt life
we had a swimming pool, climbing wall and went sailing

think im depressed but im not sure, owell hehe ;)

>>75793694
yeah I know but its a worse song imo. I like the depressing vibe in the stan

>>75792972
Mommy! Mommy! Anon want milky!

>>75793928
FOB

>>75793851
should work on that then lad. humans are buoyant, we have air in our lungs. people drown because of strong currents, panicking or exhaustion. they don't just sink

>>75793851
what caused the phobia? did you nearly drown?

>>75793859
huh wonder if their economy got shafted at some point in the past thirty years or something

>>75793947
not rich desu

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>>75792972
>>75793940
m-m...mi-milkies!

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Moved to Belfast 11 years ago but only today been on the west for the first time.
Quite gloomy place desu

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Business idea: exterminate everyone in north America and have it as a giant nature reserve

>>75793928
fuck off

>>75793967
I followed her on snapchat and she was such a stupid cunt. All she ever did was take videos of the food she was eating

pulled the wrong rope and flipped my sailboat upside down during PE once and got trapped under

almost drowned haha. tho i'm not a weak willed runt and was back sailing the following week

Asian women are top tier

>>75793950
semi-buoyant

you only float if your lungs are full and even then it takes energy to keep your mouth and nose above water

have you literally ever swam to be chatting this level of shite

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Who here voting for the Yorkshire Party?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Party

>>75794040
FOB

>>75793887
>never learned to run

absolutely HOWLING at the thought of some 20 something autistic yank mong not knowing how to fucking run

read the comments lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6jVS9Ej3Z4

>>75793994
>wanting to kill 300 million white people

hello chaim

>>75793994
chicago looks so dominant there

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>>75794000
not a word

>>75794008
>>75794059
>you have to be rich to have sailing classes paid for by the school

lol?

>>75794054
not even running in my local election unfortunately

>>75794040
yeah I hate people who have one bad experience and pussy out for life

>hurr i fell of my bike im never riding again
>i nearly drowned I am never swimming again

spineless shitbags

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How fucking unhygienic one must be to catch lices?

>>75793732
>your phones connected to the Bluetooth speaker at a gaff
>everyone constantly arguing over what choon to put on

>>75794040
could fucking heem you at sailing

>>75794107
you catch it easily its just dirty bastards who don't get rid of it

Jesus christ I knew some of you mongs were sad cases but multiple of you being 'afraid of the deep end' in a fucking swimming pool?

the yanks are coming. do not reply to them

Why does the government allow so many people to scrounge of benefits?

>>75794107
fuck wypipo

>only Asian women in the UK are chinks

disappointing

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>>75793421
seeing people greentext outside of 4chan is the cringiest thing ever but that profile pic of punished robben = lmao

>>75794152
Fuck off strategic spaniard

might do a cheeky 7am vote before work

>>75794107
actually lice (body/head) perform better with a hygienic host

catching them is just bad luck

need a british-asian gf

>>75794152
chinks are the best. they're the only ones who grow tall

Just a warning I think cum are planning an invasion lads

>>75794140
DELET

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post northern irish memes

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>Don't send me this crap under these circumstances

>>75794052
if you're treading

>semi-buoyant
perfectly possible to lie on your back and stay afloat without exerting any energy at all

wash my hair once a month
wash myself everyday

>>75794147
would cost more money to make sure only the right people get benefits than it does to have a few people that don't deserve them cheating the system

>>75794152
can you vote tomorrow?

i cum in pies

vote labour

unfuck the world

>>75794176
They aren't cute though

>>75794175
This guy has it right. Mixed with a heavier asian look is prime partner material because you get all the top tier asian aesthetics but dont have to put up with the language or cultural differences. It's more convenient.

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>>75794210

I use a freshly baked steak and kidney as a fleshlight

wish i could go back to being a little kid who liked anime and video games and had comparatively few worries

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>>75794226
washing myself includes washing my hair everytime too
>>75794235
Being polish I read it like pic related

>>75794098
I really can't imagine a state school paying for sailing lessons

>>75794225
nah, you still have to exert some energy, just not very much, you would still die from exhaustion before you died from dehydration

What time are the polling booths emptiest?

>>75794268
cute women are a meme

femlets need to be gassed

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3748758/hero-cops-ra-in-and-gun-down-three-knife-wielding-jihadi-maniacs-seconds-after-revellers-are-brutally-stabbed/

jesus christ, lads

take care

>>75792963
>flag
It checks out

>>75794241
Imagine being this stupid

>>75794312
trashy

>>75794293
well they did sweetie x

prefer joe frazier over muhammed ali not going to lie at all

>>75794326
there is literally nothing wrong with globalism

hate france, don't hate not-france

>>75794311
7am or the evening when wagies have all gone

>>75794336
Where?

>>75794360
so glad that bitch hillary wasn't elected

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the dutch gf

>>75794312

appalling

>>75794394
you black?

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>>75794323
I used to shitpost pic related but it isn't relevant anymore I guess.
England is the new Sweden
>England
>Yes

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rolling a 99% pure with the fraction of baccy I found

Two of my best mates have chinese girlfriends. How weird would it be if I got one too

>The attackers have been named as Pakistani-born Khuram Shazad Butt, 27, and Morrocan Rachid Redoune, 30.

>The third attacker, also Morrocan born, was Youssef Zaghba.

as british are your and me

>>75794311

noon

>>75794360
is that the so-called "covfefe"

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The nigger problem

>>75794389
yeah she might have sold arms to Saudi Arabia

>>75794433
good lad

>>75794435
yeah, pretty fucking weird

what if drumpf resigns?

>>75794450
the non-paki problem

Indians are integrated, peaceful and middle class

>>75794470
Seriously want one though

>>75794468
name?

insane aesthetics

>>75794450
whites are hardly any better

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voting for this cheeky chappy

>>75794483
but they smell like poo

>>75794466
don't give a shit about all that, she's just really boring and has an annoying voice

>>75794435
>weird
sad*

New thread

>>75794480

New thread

>>75794480

New thread

>>75794480

>>75794492
I wish I could get any and Asian would be just a dream

>>75794483
only the ones rich enough to come over here

>>75794505
not the second generation x

>>75794505
nah the posh ones smell like curry

>>75794519
>20 posts early
>yank edition
someone do a proper new

>>75794450

funny how this persists in black cultures across the world

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2625893

> This study finds that 92% of biracial children with African American fathers are born out of wedlock and 82% end up on government assistance. The results of this study make it very clear that biracial children with African American fathers are fatherless on a scale much larger than the public may realize.

genuinely incredible

>>75794483
alri patel

>>75794610

>>75794610

>>75794610

>>75794564
This is what you get for doing that to our thread. You have to live with this bong.

>>75794564
Don't really care desu

>>75794627
literally do not give one solitary shit about your little thread

never reply to me or my kind again ta

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>>75794078
le megaregions

>>75794360
Bloke in the middle's face gets me every time