/brit/

Life, much like business, is mostly about appearances

Once you're perfected your technique even true Alphas buy it and won't challenge you.

It's like going to prison and not being the biggest asshole on the yard; you either become a Beta orbiter who keeps everyone happy for protection, act friendly until someone tests you and then you fucking fight him until he realizes you won't back down or stop until you're dead.

Or you act crazy, people fear unstable people because you never know what they'll do when they flip the fuck out.

Life is a game and like all games, it has cheats and exploits.

Worry not sweet summer children, winter is coming.

leftypol OUT

aren't like 30% of muslims born disabled due to perpetual inbreeding?

imagine being so much of a runt you need a student overdraft

if the tories win any of you lads can come live in my granny flat if you agree to become my qt gf(male)

who's postal, who's proxy and who's going to the polls tomorrow?

>may, jez and farron

is this the worst uk election in history?

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timothyjamesbyne
rentedflat
highwycombe
swipedown
moosey
swipedooown
dontmessmeabout

>>75787864
mentally maybe, the average muslim is properly thick

we need to racemix with british asians for their own good

>>75787864
you're thinking of the welsh

>>75787879

JF, heading to polls tomorrow

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leftypol OUT
britpol OUT
timposting IN

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I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you

>>75787888
that's the fucking death stare

got around 11% muslims here

>>75787879
Postal here pal.

>>75787879
Reminder to take a selfie outside the polling station and get a free pint from Brewdog

"The right to due process, a right that Theresa may wants to take away from you, is a right that is enshrined in the Magna Carta signed in 1215. For eight hundred years, many monarchs, wars, and political upheavals later, the right of due process remain one of your greatest gifts to human civilization."

Internment without trial was introduced in a part of the UK in 1971.

reckon tim is a greens party man myself

bet leftypol's hacking the election

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>>75787912
are Tim

>>75787897
you'd have to be to blow yourself up for the invisible man in the sky and his warlord paedophile prophet

>>75787864
>30% of muslims born disabled due to perpetual inbreeding
The number of babies born with birth defects in Bradford is nearly double the national average, research conducted in the city has shown.

>>75787912
tim is a rorke gimmick

/leftypol/ welcome

>>75787900
eating ass ? disgusting and I've only heard of it as ridicule

>>75787940
Some voters chose Brexit specifically so the UK would not be bound by human rights laws.

>>75787920
there are none in Haiti m8 you're lucky

bad news is it's 95% black

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listening to the exes fav song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OCEh6g6whc

>>75787965
tim's a radcen

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DNT VTOE

absolutely HATE chebs lads, even the sight of them drives me up the wall, think I'd blow a gasket if any of you posted a picture, especially big ones, just don't like looking at them simple as

>>75787966
fuck off leftypol

LOVE leftypol
HATE tim the fat sweaty oily nonce

Business idea: rightypol

>>75787864
yes
that number will only increase with time

also a fair amount of 3rd and 4th generation muslims are starting to turn away from islam
(inb4 some drongos start yelling about how they're even more extreme - no - that's the second generation muslims)

>>75787996
t. don't hate pints just don't like them simple as

centipol

Ah yes because internment worked so well in Northern Ireland. Read a book you runts.

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Alri lads

business idea: centrypol

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>>75787996

>>75788035
shan't be reading

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>>75787996

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>>75788011
wtf I hate 'ftypol now!

If you remove the human rights of an entire nation, I'm fairly sure the terrorists win.

What will we even be fighting for in the end? A Tax haven nation where the workers are working 16 hour days so that the political class can continue to drink champagne in parliament?

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>>75788011
you're not welcome here

>>75787989
>cage the elephant
good riddance tbqh

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Wore a donkey kong t shirt to costa and I think some girls were laughing at me

business idea: apol

>>75788054


people can say what they want about her but she's has a world class body

fuck me

>>75788056
those are oggies

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3VabkjGjoo

Business idea: Scotpol

>>75788025
That process happens with every group of immigrants, the problem is you're not shutting off the flow. If their numbers just keep coming then they have no reason to assimilate and abandon the stupid ideas of their home countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWRtfve8

HOWLING

>>75787971
depends whose arse it is

will corbyn redistribute gfs?

The terrorists win if we kill or imprison them

>>75788065
doubt they would've recognised DK, they were likely laughing at your virgin odor

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>>75788079
>fuck me
not bent but appreciate the offer

>>75788060
hello leftypol

>>75788089
where's the drop

>>75788054
crikey
great chebs but not a fan of the carlos II mug

want to get back on tinder and start up bumble but all my pictures are shit

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>Just finished Uni
>Getting the train back from induction to shitty wagecuck job
>Overhead a group of school kids bantering about classmates and chatting about a recent house party
>I wasted the prime of my life being an autistic loser on 4chan

>>75788117
yeah he plans to introduce black gfs for any white man who wants one

>>75788132
>odor
FOY

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>>75788142
thought that I missed the drop but I never

>>75788110
lost it when the music kicked in

someone link the following:

aisha's twitter
sara's twitter
rosy's twitter


they keep changing

>>75788152
'ce

>>75788135
looks like a lad in that one

>>75788060
The terrorists have already won in that respect. You lost a long time ago. Your only choice is to shut down immigration and/or boot the Muslims already there or eventually surrender to them. Either way your liberties are gone. You weren't paying attention when they were still salvageable.

business idea: /pol/ but for centrists

>>75788152
>wasted

>>75788152
at least you didn't spend a lot of money on alcohol or time brooding over herpes

>>75788155
wtf I love jezza now

>>75788089
Top lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblRmirRTwk

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>>75788181
no
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk

>>75788195
its called reddit

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>>75787933
do you lads do sausage sizzles at polling booths

business idea: prolepol

>>75788181
rather not

>>75788256
>reddit
>centrist
no

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And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places

Business idea: Pakipol

business idea: fuck off leftypol

compromise idea: polaks and sikhs can stay, muzzies OUT

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>>75788228
Sod off Nazis Britain is about FREEDOM

business idea: potpol

business idea: calpol

business idea: stonerpol

>>75788314
Freedom to listen to some banging CHOONS

>>75788304
>>75788314
>>75788315
>>75788318
>>75788324
good sequence of posts

business idea: bentpol

>>75788324
pathetic little slug

business idea: kill joe rogan

pop culture portrays partying, drugs and tons of one night stands as the norm and most people are made to feel bad for not being a degenerate
truly pathetic times

business idea: spagbol

Is the election tomorrow lads?

Business idea:
Nationalise 4chan

>>75788359
always been like that innit thoguh?

>>75788353
why don't you start doing findom sweetie?

>>75788375
friday mate

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>>75788354
don't do this please
he's my only friend

>>75788324
virgin auras RADIATING EMINENTLY from this post

>>75788375
was last week

>>75788363
Business idea: SpackBolls

>not going to parties, doing drugs and having occasional one night stands

>>75788385
I'm a male
stop assuming my gender

I've learned to condition girls I date that while I'm laid back and witty the majority of the time, I can easily becoming menacing and/or confrontational as fuck.

It's not real of course, it's just a show to fuck with their cute little Daddy Issues.

>>75788359
ah yes, the rockstars of yesteryears were surely the paragons of virtue

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me on the left

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+1)
LAB: 34% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ICMResearch / 06 - 07 Jun)

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>muh corbyn will turn britain into venezuela so we have to vote tory even though they want to ban the internet

I'm a Rorke and even I know Sargon is talking UTTER bollocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oow_sYB7O2g

>>75788410
post scrotum

business idea: pollspol

>>75788375
think it was May last year hun x

just realised it's a long weekend this week because of the queens birthday lads
its put a bit of a pep in my step ngl

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>>75788442

just farted lads

>>75788442
hello leftypol

>>75788442
Love Sargon desu

>>75788450
probably won't

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>>75788450

>>75788442
not going to watch that mate
just letting you know
xoxo

>>75788442
have no idea why sargon calls himself left wing
he's to the right of me on most issues, and i'm a moderate tory

business idea: monopoly

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>>75788359

>>75787859
your novel sucks

>>75788440
not even close in the polls
*yawn*
prob going to sleep early tomorrow and having a lie in

>>75788408
whom'st'd've are you quoting

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You arrive in the North.

>>75788493
so there's a chance you might? I'll be waiting

>>75788442
>votes Tory
>Tories win
>channel gets banned because he says something bad about Tories
>internet fame gone

>>75788515
i'm out

>>75788257
why is that bread folded at an angle

giving me anxiety

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>the former can only thrive in the swamps of our sins

>>75788546
buy me a cornetto and we have a deal

>>75788442
>im a leftist
>vote for dumpf and pookip

>>75788514
He's a """""""""""""""""classical liberal""""""""""""""""" that flip flops on everything

saving all my best gimmicks for when MI5 start monitoring me

/v/ told me I've got shit taste lads

>>75788565
it fits the sausage better
ask your mum if youve got any more questions shes quite good at making sausages fit haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Bj0RtUxXM

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-)
LAB: 36% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @PanelbaseMD / 02 - 07 Jun

>>75788575
*hands over a mint cornetto*

Sargon on uneducated working class voters: "how dare you say they voted against their own interests? They're not stupid, you elitist snobs."

Sargon on educated middle class voters: "If you don't have a degree in economics or political science, you have no idea what you're doing."

Okaythen.jpg

business idea: asspol

>>75788257
We don't, but is that some sort of incentive to go vote? I thought voting was compulsory in Aus?

>>75788545
Whoops missed my stop haha

*gets back on train*

>>75788578
people like to think they're leftist because it is meant to show empathy and compassion whilst being right wing is meant to be harsher and more traditional (i.e. boring) so he probably said it so people don't think he's a dull twat

>>75788600
why did they say that

>>75788565
They unironically eat $1 white sliced bread in sausages. Hotdog buns are barely a thing.

>>75788622
>ass
FOY

>>75788618
would prefer a cookies and cream sweaty x

>>75788612
you're supposed to cut the sausage in half

>>75788621
Uneducated working class voters literally vote on whatever their red top of choice tell them to.

Trudeau is really, really good at propaganda desu

business idea: tadpol

>number of times I had sex last night: 2
>number of times you had sex in your entire life: 0
really boggles the mind, that

>>75788670
yer it's cheapo and convinient, can buy a whole bag of white bread for 2 dollarydoos

>>75788570
Do you seriously have a giant folder of nothing but slobby fedora pics? You're always in these threads and I don't think I've seen a repeat yet.

>>75788673
shithead kiwi cunt

Will Britain have a gay PM or a black PM first?

>>75788600
inclined to agree with /v/ here

>>75787868
screeching

business idea: the virgin pol

>>75788716
I have 2 fedora pics that I rotate

>>75788728
we've probably already had loads of gay PMs

>>75788724
I imagine every American poster as obese and hispanic

>>75788670
I do this too desu

Buy a pack of frankfurters from lidl, smack in microwave for 30 seconds then eat on bread

Gets the job done

>>75788702
*gives you a tenner*

business idea: finish my cuppa and then go drop a fat cack down the boghole

>>75788678
Mate they can hardly even be called sausages - they're like Yank style frankfurters at best. Was in Australia and New Zealand for a total of 3 years and not ONCE did i see an acceptable sausage except crazy expensive 'gourmet' ones.

Just leave them to their fake sausage skin filled dog dicks

>>75788728
both if you get in
wahey

business idea: report tim for spamming videos on youtube

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>Do you seriously have a giant folder of nothing but slobby fedora pics? You're always in these threads and I don't think I've seen a repeat yet.

business idea: 187 on a undercover cop

>>75788729
reddit

May has always wanted to get rid of human rights for her own reasons. This is just a convenient excuse for her to do it.

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>>75788714
>bag of bread

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Just recently made a folder dedicated to qts so I dont have to go several folders deep in porn just for moderate photos. Anyone looking to trade to bolster my folder.

business idea: timpol

>>75788714
Youre being ripped off, Coles do white bread for a buck

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>>75788728
we'll have a gay black PM in 5 years

>>75788795
Don't know where she got such a boner for authoritarianism from.

>>75788794
it's youtube?

>>75788728
until we have a gay black muslim transvestite PM, Britain is a fascist shithole

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bears are such weird animals

>>75788810
post top left plox

post risque 1930s choons lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo

*breaks into your flat*

>>75788635
polling booths are usually churches and primary schools here, think its the same there right? so the church group or P&C committees put out a little cake table and sausage sizzle to raise a bit of money
its expected nowadays

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>got any faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags?

>>75788789
speed garage mentioned

>>75788578

he never said either.

He was pro brexit.

>>75788827
it's a reddit-like video though

>>75788818
kiwi dollars aren't worth a whole lot tbf

business idea: fagpol

when you were here before
couldn't look you in the eye
you're just like an angel
your skin makes me cry

>>75788834
odd that that thing could kill me in a single swipe
much like i could to 90% of this thread

>>75788764
Fucking off yourself cunt

Does it ever stop raining in Northern Ireland?

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>>75788881
*nibbles on some grass*

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>bears are such weird animals

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>>75788810
tfw no kacy hill gf

business idea: sexydoll

>>75788850
wrong

>>75788856
it's about a dog not reddit

honestly had no idea nz had currency, thought it was still a bartering system

>>75788921
fuck off reddit

>>75788881
>odd

how

they can stand up to like 7 foot tall and have massive claws

business idea: on the dole

>>75788921
>>75788921
it's got a reddit-style title and a reddit-style dog
it's a reddit video mate

>>75788948
yeah but so can i

>>75788653
It's an old holdover from former leftists who have a hard time shaking the same kind of brainwashing that stipulates 'left = compassion and good; right = apathy and evil.' Make no mistake, there's nothing empathetic or compassionate about many strains of leftwing thought, certainly not among communists or progressives. It's hard to break the idea of the left being morally just by default when it's been fed to you since you were a child so virtue signalling that you're a part of it or sympathetic to it is second instinct to anyone wanting to have their ideas taken seriously.

>>75788948
alri joe

>>75788881
that's a black bear, not a grizzly

business idea: leftyreddit

>>75788959
>>75788945
never been on reddit so i wouldnt know

business idea: invest in lucrative business ideas

opinions?

>>75788810
Please post 1492951070478

>>75789011
typical reddit response

>>75789023
don't see it working lad

>>75788885
Strangely enough it's something I usually only do in summer

I've started upgrading to proper frankfurters now instead of those skinny ones in the weird jelly at least

next thread idea: spam slags until we hit the image limit

big business idea: rightypol

>>75789011
I would unironically bet both my testicles that you regularly browse reddit

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>>75788921

>>75788835
I said trade, you post a high quality qt and I will post what you want

hate scousers simple as

>>75788810
>single photos
not a fan
by the time ive got my imagination going with one qt the slideshow will have moved on

business idea: exchange goods and services for money

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any leftypol discord man in

odd that labour voters seem to be acting like Abbott is gone for good when she explicitly said she'd be back, and that Brown is merely a stand-in

Hi chaps.
I heard Brits dislike Poles. How come? They are white and generally harmless.

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>>75789053

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>reddit-style dog

hate the irish, not a scouser and don't have a dead uncle, just don't like em

simple as

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anyone remember tentacool

business idea: dogpol

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>>75789070

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>>75789025
>typing the whole filename
also see:>>75789070

>>75789115
belarus more like belapiss

>>75789023
British people are really shit at this for some reason.

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>>75789066
>>75789067
thanks for all the (You)s

>>75789104
me on the left

business idea: tinder for dogs

>>75789043
Take a hammer and hit yourself until you die.

Take a spanner and shove it down your throat until you suffocate.

Smash a bottle of Becks Blue into your eye and push it so far it kills you.

>>75789146
*invests in images of her feet*

>>75789115
because muh job stealing

they're alright really

business idea: pol(ice)dog

http://www.westmonster.com/nursery-teacher-stabbed-by-three-women-shouting-about-allah/

>>75789132
>Tentacool appeared
>Run away
>Can't escape!
>Tentacool used Wrap!
>Run away
>You couldn't escape because of Wrap

fuck off

>>75789161
isn't she a proper cam whore now?

>>75789084
that why you might like the bottom right

>>75789132
yeah I once wasted a masterball on him on pokemon sapphire

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>>75789116

wouldn't mind losing the old 'ginity but have never even held hands with a girl

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>Take a hammer and hit yourself until you die.
>(redditspace)
>Take a spanner and shove it down your throat until you suffocate.
>(redditspace)
>Smash a bottle of Becks Blue into your eye and push it so far it kills you.

business idea: free sampols

>>75789115
need a polish gf

>>75789214
best forget it then lad.

>>75789214
why lad? are you hideously ugly? obese?

>>75789203
retard
even i was smart enough not to do that when i was like 10

could use some of the ol' 'hol but i don't much like going outside, me

>>75789214
GUFFAW

>>75789214
don't mind it too much, It'll happen soon enough

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>www.westmonster.com

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>>75789122
>>75789146
HAHA GET GAULLED

>most of my youtube subscriptions have uploaded content today
>have an hour and a half of stuff to watch
Life is suffering.

southside (side side side side side side side side)

>>75789288
link

>>75789196
'dit post

>>75789305
>tories in stoke

good luck

>>75789248
Me too. That would be much easier for a Canadian though, I guess.

>>75789214
>never even held hands with a girl
same, although I have done other things which is kinda strange

My entrance choon when I walk into /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9M3b9lh-7s

>>75789322
To what? It's mostly videogames and cars.

>>75789305
lol
honestly hate the utter state of our politics at the moment, would kill for Big Dave back

>>75789350
someat interesting

>>75789115
They're ok on their own but there's a million here, don't integrate and form their own segregated communities

fuck em desu

>>75789214
LITERALLY had sex 20 minutes ago
gf is on the bed watching youtube videos whilst I'm on the desktop
you're missing out mate

business idea: normie/pol/

>>75789389
grim

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>LITERALLY had sex 20 minutes ago
gf is on the bed watching youtube videos whilst I'm on the desktop
>you're missing out mate

>>75789369
am fucking her whilst your attention is on this screen

business idea: new/pol/

>>75787915
>>75787915
>>75787915
>>75787915

>>75789417
>>75789417
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>>75789253
actually ok looking and semi /fit/ aha

missed out on a chance to shag a couple of girls when i was in my mid teens and it was all downhill from there

>>75789275
that's nice of you to say but now i'm a wageslave i don't even get bored enough to consider getting a gf, wouldn't know how anyway aha

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got a nice body and a moderately attractive face but im a shy and awkward introvert. doesn't make getting a gf very easy.

oh well. guess its a life of loneliness for me haha.

>>75789426
well you must be VERY quiet and unsatisfying

>>75789432
argh fuck off

>>75789389
knock us up a bacon sarnie there love

>>75789115
I like them just fine desu. I don't think many people really disliked them massively. We hate nin-white immigrants and we used the Poles as a scapegoat to complain against immigration. They were caught in the crossfire, as it were.

>>75789359
who dis pls