/brit/

6'3
96 kg

>>75780180
>new at 283

you're nothing but a fucking gimp

>Puerto Rico could be described as America’s own Third World country. It has a per capita income of $15,203 — that’s less than half the level of the poorest state, Mississippi, where it’s $31,046 — and the official unemployment rate is 15.5 percent. Forty-five percent of Puerto Ricans live below the poverty line, and 20 percent of personal income in the commonwealth comes from federal or Puerto Rican public funds. In short, it’s an economy going nowhere.
keck

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Ah yes, the state

>>75780312
triggered balding autist

why cant i make the post i want to you fuckign whORE

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might move to astana desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPjWuiG05o

>>75780262
it's just something you have to deal with, like being ugly, having a lisp, short willy, or being boring. it's singled out a lot here though because a lot of manlets are really insecure, especially yank ones.

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OC

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>>75780180
Why do Brits like to shitpost?

>>75780359
Nae a pixel

>>75780392
delete this post mate

>>75780387
3 me

Labour.

>>75780387
very poor, don't relate to anything besides the embarrassing memories

>>75780387
cant wait to see the Chad version lmao

>>75780387
Terrible attempt

>>75780445
>>75780481
stop please

/brit/ is dead lads
leftypol will never leave
they'll just stay and antagonise us because corbyn loses
we'll never talk about slags again
we'll never talk about poo again
it's over

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add your own text

>>75780516
it's a shame
miss old /brit/ 2bh

Labor.

>>75780518
think this one is a bit of a non starter 2bh

Lbr.

>>75780531
not even old /brit/ just a fortnight ago /brit/

>>75780516
They will leave after the election

>>75780516
you could just ignore them you dumb cunt

>>75780321
We would be utterly fucked if there were as many Reekuns as there are Mexicans. I've lived in NYC, their shit is below nigger tier at times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkrgVyI5fE
watchering

just 521 pics to go before i reach su2000

got contacts

the chad sleep
>pillow is an anvil
>no mattress, just 100 sheets stacked on top of each other
>never wears socks
>remembers absolutely nothing
>wakes up to re-orient blanket every 5 minutes
>can't sleep unless his friends are partying in the room
>appliances levitate next to the bed
>phone is constantly blasting music
>knows how to operate every alarm clock, even the ones that aren't invented yet

bennies

>>75780625
post su1488

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anime

>>75780655
Chad does not require sleep as he is powered by pure ketamine

The Chad Slumber
>Pillow is perfectly shaped to accomodate Chad's enormous skull
>Bed always contains at least one girl
>Mattress has a fresh sheet (courtesy of your oneitis)
>Naked to bed
>Never thinks in bed, too busy having sex

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>>75780233
?

>>75780625
post su1488

>>75780725
THAILAD
GIVE US A WAVE
THAILAD THAILAD
GIVE US A WAVE

These /r9k/ memes have to stop. They're fucking abysmal. Literally only the virgin walk was even remotely close to being an accurate, relatable meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRXeO5JpFxM

synthwave

going to pub now with a friend (im not gay)
>>75780699
im on su1479 u ejit
besides if i posted it janny, or "cuntboy", as ive taken to calling him, would ban me posthaste

>>75780725
lmao
hausens going to get it

>>75780744
jaja i bad math

haven't showered for 6 days

>>75780735
fuck off saltburn-uber-der-see spaz

>>75780772
good lad

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>>75780729

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>>75780772
have a wash

Need somebody to do "The Virgin Sex"

>>75780735
who even made the original virgin walk pic? thought it was a leaf on here

-VERY IMPORTANT POST-

>>75780655
replace the last one with
>has never seen a clock in his life

>>75780789
I would do it if I was funny

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>>75780786
thailad what do you think of this bear

>>75780516
just stay here and ignore them or reply with shitposts. never engage

>>75780772
would fucking heem this smelly cunt if i saw him outside (luckily for him, and society as a whole, hes probably never outside)

>>75780823
did he shave?

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>>75780772

>>75780798
Yes it was a leaf in /brit/

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>>75780850
yeah

>>75780823
is that in that zoo in some shit hole country where they dont feed the bears and some of the bears started eating their own shit cos they were starving? i would literally kill the pople who operated that place if i had the opportunity

>>75780859
>>75780870
in greggs?

>>75780854
peak at 20 years
decreases after you die of septicemia

>>75780850
thailad, what's your iq

>>75780870
reckon he looks better with hair t?bh

>>75780859
'twas me actually. check the 'chives

>>75780888
I don't know

Wtf, is every North American leader an expert memer? Trump and treadeau, both jesters

https://youtu.be/NLdEYw3ginA

>>75780923
I wonder if the main stream media reported on this?

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Woah

duuure

>>75780789
>Loud music on some roommates can't hear
>sex on floor to avoid bed creaking
>puts on radiohead
>penis too small to hold comdom on tightly
>very eager to give oral but not take

Need a 1963 yank gf

>>75780953
it's Whoa, you stupid punt

>>75780979
Have literally done every single one apart from condom one

Fucks sakes how do did you know

>>75780923
Fucking lol. Canadians are so petty.

If May pulled off something like this everyone would move on after the third repeat of the same question.

imagine snorting drugs up your nose

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Name's Awolowo...
...

...

...JAMES Awolowo

2kg of amberleaf straight up the schnoz

brb

>>75781028
some sting, some you dont feel at all.

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The Spy Who Blacked Me

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>Eventually, Grande worked through her contracts and, in 2013, released her first proper single, The Way, a duet with the rapper Mac Miller. In some ways, it is a track typical of emancipated child stars, complete with sexual lyrics. But there is a romance and honesty that feels bigger than that. “You give me that kind of something./ Want it all the time, need it everyday,” she coos at Miller. “You’re a princess to the public, but a freak when it’s time,” he winks back. In the video, there is a flirty, honest chemistry that seems to go further than anything the director might have asked for.

>>75781018
I'm a VERY experienced virgin

name one genius that ain't crazy

>>75781028
just the act of doing a rail itself gives me a bit of a rush

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>From The Democratic Republic of the Congo With Love

it would be absolute hell living next to tim

>>75781028
Nothing like a blast of coke. MD is rough on the nose for a time.

>>75781107
jeremy combine

>>75781085
Stop making Islam more tempting

>>75781107
drumpf

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>>75780518

>>75780979
wasn't like that at all for me
>no music
>condom too tight (got a 6" circumference here)
>flatmates could almost certainly hear
>received oral, didn't give

>>75781129
Cannot relate

Btw who doesn't wet the toothpaste before brushing? You can't stick that shit in dry

>>75781129
these are so fucking awful

>>75781108
brain releases dopamine when you anticipate something good lad

that's why you feel good when you pick up

>>75780979
hey mate could you delete this please
thanks x

>>75781156
I don't
the mouth produces saliva that wets the brush you nonce

>>75781152
wow fuck off normalfag

>>75781048
>>75781078
>>75781116
enjoyed these posts

>>75781129
dreadful, where's the humour?

>>75781156
you wet the toothbrush before putting toothpaste on it

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almost 26 and still a virgin lads

i don't think i'm ever gonna make it

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that's where you're wrong, Pakistani man

hungry but can't be bothered to eat

imagine being smaller than 6'3"
creasing

>>75781208
alri virgie

>>75781217
virgin metabolism

>>75781205
no I dont

>>75781188
You sound like a real nonce mate, salivating at the prospect of sticking a phallic shaped object in your mouth

>>75781205
Wrong

Have a cuppa black coffee instead.

It's the only way you'll preserve your twink body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQFhsuzD2eo

tune

>>75781233
you should

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>>75781152

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Post a pepe which sums up how you're feeling right now

my first experience was
>spent all the time trying to tense every muscle simultaneously to look good
>focussed so much on that had trouble staying hard
>put condom on wrong twice, wasted 2 condoms
>didn't feel anything from oral
>found fucking kind of gross, she queefed once
>fucked in silence except for tinny vaporwave playing from my shit phone speaker
>didnt cum
>preferred groping and cuddling her after to the actual sex
>too embarassed to ever talk to her again and cut contact

h-haha what am i like

I remember when I first had sex
didn't enjoy it

took at least 10 more sexs before I started to enjoy it

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>>75781214 EXCELLENT posts
>>75781214
>>75781214
>>75781214

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>>75781263

body is at peak twink right now actually mate

bit concerned about losing muscle mass, don't want to go from twink to skinny freak

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That's it, I'm tired of this shit. I'm going to become the biggest normalfag any of you faggots ever saw. Maybe that will bring me happiness.

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>>75781263

>>75781267
>>preferred groping and cuddling her after to the actual sex
also prefer it

do brits actually call the remote control a "swiper"?

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>>75781263
got off wageslaving an hour early today

>>75781267
good lord that sounds awful

>>75781287
that's the spirit lad, being a normie is so much better than being a virgin r9k runt

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>>75781263

>>75781287
Stfu 'tismoyank, you're a lost case and if your posts are anything near as abhorrent as the shit you blurt out irl no woman will look in your general direction, fucking unicellular slug

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>>75781278
twinkbods are shit and for the lazy
my anaconda dont want none unless you got guns hun x

>>75780327

What a thoroughly disagreeable picture.

>>75781326
that black box is far too big and that penis shadow is edited in

>>75781326
a lot of girl prefer twinkbods though
and I'm 5'9 so bulking up would look like I'm compensating anyway

business idea: "the virgin cooking" but he's actually in his bedroom, ear to the door, waiting for Chad and Stacey to leave the kitchen

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win yo side chick don stop suckin

100//

>>75781326
very feminine pubic hair. I can't imagine anything other than a vagina there

>>75781342

Sorry my friend, you are wrong x
He's called texasholdem28 iirc, and he has a ridiculously big cawk

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My postal vote is in

unironically voted labour

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theres been a piece of wax or something semi blocking my left ear for about a year now. I can hear it moving when I yawn. Quite irritating

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>>75781356

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZSth-gzZ5I

you CANT tell me that this is a great bloody tune
its good n thats that really all there is to it

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>>75781376

>>75781376
put peroxide in your ear

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hmm

ooohh

ahhh

sssss yes, the power of white people

>>75781356
with a bit of work could be very good for bait

>>75781356
in episode 2 he puts some rice on to boil, forgets about it while masturbating in his room and burns the house down

>>75781342
Mate just looked him up he's got a 12 inch monster cock

>>75781376
i'll heem your right side and blast the wax out the left with your brain following suit

>>75781410
he exclaims on whilst using technology pioneered by white people.

>>75781419
bit gay

>>75781405
tried something like that but it doesn't work
>>75781408
sounds painful

>>75781404
Strobe is better

>>75781410
scared?

>>75781410
wagie's christmas bonus

>>75781452
probably not wax then m8, gonna have to be a doctor thing

>>75781410
thats proper vile lol

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>>75781441
"made in china"

>>75781410
>wagie, clean it up

>>75781450
>>75781419
>>75781342
>>75781360

Just in case you are feeling insecure (not saying you are, just in case), you might feel happier to know that hes a fucking retard with a literal <80 IQ who can barely string two sentences together

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>>75781452

>>75781480
>what does "pioneered" mean?

>>75781495
why would you need to be inteligent if you have a 12 inch cock though

>>75781419
ah he's one of those mutants

Hello Thailad

Just wanted to tell you that I'm dating a Thai girl, is nice.

might have found a gf

>>75781525
dee mak :)

back

Hello Thailad

Just wanted to tell you that I'm dating an english guy, is nice.

he doesn't know i have a knob yet

You're not supposed to put water on toothpaste

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why didn't they do any special effects on May's face too?

The virgin penis

2 inches flaccid, 5 inches hard
Doesn't hang, sticks out like a little nub
Small balls, close to body
Unshaven pubes
Unwashed, stale cum and sweat smell

the corbsterz or mayhem?

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Got exposed at work today. dont really want to talk about it too much, but basically Mr Bossman told me off for stealing jokes from Sickipedia, says if i get caught doing it again he'll give me the sack

i was headed back home on the merland road with my head in the clouds one night
taking each step with the beat of my heart guided by the pale moonlight
i was whistling along with the loons on the lake and thinking about making my plan
next thing you know i'm sucking on the knuckles of a swindling highwayman

WELL
I'LL TAKE MY RIFLE
TAKE MY PISTOL
I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN
THOUGH I'LL NEVER WALK THE ROAD TO GUYSBOROUGH AGAIN

lost the gf down the back of the settee

>>75781543
ดีมาก

>>75781549
XD

fastest I've heard tim speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK-QEKpzAO0#t=1232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK-QEKpzAO0#t=1232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK-QEKpzAO0#t=1232

>>75781553
the nutter

>>75781522
so you dont wind up making shit money by whoring yourself out on tumblr when youre 28 and supposed to be in the prime of your life?

>>75781550
do people actually shave their pubes? weird that

i trim so its short like a little beard but not shave like a baby

living down the back of a settee
was getting quite lonely but someone dropped a gf down here

>do fucking great for the first part of the year productivity wise
>fall into a slump for the last two week, posting on /brit/ non stop at times
>remember again that I have a chip on me shoulders
>I'm_back_bby.webm.tar.bz2

feels good lads ngl tbqh

>>75781587
fucking hell

>>75781550
>no mention of 'mosis
'ck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC0iP6t-PrE

post peep show kino

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Cuck me two times baby cuck me three times baby

>>75781581
it's all greek to me

>>75781376

it sounds like you might just have pressure blockage

consult a nasal spray that uses a mild steroid

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Got exposed at work today

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>>75781587
he speaks like this all the time
sometimes you cant even separate out words

>>75781597
I unironically like the feeling of having a smooth crotch

but i know its gay as fuck so i only shave it when im 100% sure no girls are gonna see my crotch for the next month or so

... teddy got swiper ...

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>>75781608
>accomplish nothing productivity wise the first half of the year
>contemplate where half the year went and fall further into depression

>>75781628
ดีมาก = dee mak = very good
dee = good
mak = very

>>75781637
how

>>75781613
Your obscene contraction-posting aside, phimosis is extremely uncommon. It would not be normal of a virgin to have it

>>75781597
same

got a hairy arse and back of the legs though which can't be arsed to tidy up

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>>75781661
lee mack haha

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>>75781587
Schizos are scary

>>75781661
sabaidee

>>75781608
>/brit/ cures another lazy arse bastard
You're welcome

>>75781646
fair

>>75781675
hate this twat
he was good in peep show though

>>75781681
= I'm well

shouted BENDERS out the car window at two lads holding hands

not sure what came over me but it felt good

>>75781667
extremely uncommon to be a virgin past the age of 16 too

>>75781675
hehe

Thoughts?

>>75781659
Try harboring a grudge with someone, and set to prove them wrong la

got the ol' phimosis lads

tight frenulum though so I think I need the cut but fuck that innit

>>75781661
mono = one
rail = rail

>>75781713
'sheed

>>75781713
tweeting the police this instant

>>75781687
>arse
just doesn't sound right when you say it

>>75781713
oh so it was you was it you homophobic little runtoid

>>75781742
alri

>>75781751
I heard those things are awfully loud

mono vela......

>>75781713
After Mummy May passes her internet laws, this post will earn you 10 years in the slammer sonny jim

'kin 'ell i've got to vote tomorrow
going to spoil my ballot with a write-in for donald drumpf i reckon

>>75781713
driving back from the mosque were rachid?

very impressive

>>75781709
ສະບາຍດີ = sa bai dee = hello

https://twitter.com/RimlaAkhtar/status/872449918417477632


depressing how many people still fall for these hoaxes

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>leaf
abhorrent

love benders
hate rasheeds

simple as

>>75781750
>tfw had such bad 'mosis my mum got me circumcised when I was like 4

>>75781762
Well, the entire /brit/ is a gimmick for our amusement la, get used to it :^)

>>75781762
someone post the hate being a yank gimmick

>>75781794
Laotian is the meme version of Thai.

Love bennies
Hate the Tory bastids
Simple as x

thai green curry for tea

yumm yumm :P

>>75781842
>curry
'asheed

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iiiiisolation can put a gun in your hand
it can put a gun in your hand
it can put a gun in your hand

>>75781817
>sitting at desk watching mock the week and eating crumpets
>feeling good after the euro cup win and wearing my three lions shirt
>mum comes in and tells me to take out trash
>I mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Laugh and tell the dumb bint I can't be arsed to leave my room right now
>She leaves and gets me da
>Me da says he'll kick my ass if i keep talking that way
>I say ">ass, fuck off yank"
>He sighs and tells me I've never even been to England, let alone do I own a passport.
>I call him a wanker
>he smacks me
>I cry and mumble about yanks not handling the banter
>He walks out in disappointment and slams the door
>I sit in my room sobbing as only the noise of mock the week audio plays in the background in cohesion with the rustling of my top gear posters blowing from the wind of the door slam

fuck being a yank

are robin
https://youtu.be/MaDO-Q4IKrg?t=188

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I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A JOB

>>75781818
lao is based

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>it's just a brieeeeeffff smmmiiiillleeeeeeeee
>crrrooooooosssing your face

>>75781888
inspiring

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>>75781888
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

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Are you ready rorkes

>>75781894
What's your obsession with it? Are you a Laos-American or have you had a gf from there or something? We do this like once a month.

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*opening riff from This Charming Man*

Four Lions is literal kino

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Anybody else realise all the korean shitposting on this board?
when did it become a thing?

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>Yes Anon, come this way
>This is your new co-worker you'll be working along side him
>Introduce yourself will you? His name is Rasheed

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>>75781977
'fraid we won't get along

>>75781918
You mean like what our leftists tried to do? Yeah, them rorkes should be trembling in fear.

>>75781918

funny how the tolerant Left behaves like feral animals (Trump, Brexit) and we just accept the result (Hofer, Le Pen, Wilders).


really makes you think.

>>75781977
alri rasheed, im rorke. LOVE pints, LOVE slags, LOVE ingerland HATE foreigners, HATE leftists, HATE islam

>>75781990
I'm expecting some similar situation will arise for someone here someday and they'll crease. (the name)

>>75781977
hi pajeed

Live in a safe tory seat in an area that voted brexit, still undecided between the following 3 options
>our corbz
>kippers
>spoil ballot (will write tfw no radical centrist party)

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>tfw introduced my mate to The Smiths, smoking weed, hating normies and generally being a sack of shit
>I now have a gf and he hasn't had sex since he met me, despite being knee deep in clunge before

Haha

>>75782018
No idea what any of those words mena

dont mind middleclass rasheeds desu lads
theyre alright

>>75781977
hi mate
im henry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekUu-yfQ5Y


>racist
>virgin
>spent his youth indoors


Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

Had a friend called Fareed in primary school, very smart lad

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>clunge

>>75781977
Would genuinely start laughing

Still would prefer a 'sheed to a Deano any day of the week

>>75780979
add
>tries to maintain too much eye contact

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>>75782025
>mfw he's having sex with your gf behind your back

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anyone who unironically pays to study at LSE invalidates the rational agent axiom

>>75782003
That's because as the privileged (usually able bodies, white, hetrosexual cis etc.) you have nothing to fear if your guy or gal looses. People of colour and other minorities are literally fighting for their lives once a fascist party like the Tories get in to power

>>75782028
probably one of the yanks that blindly shills for the tories baka

>>75782043
http://www.nme.com/news/music/morrissey-corbyn-may-2083110

>Morrissey praises ‘intelligent’ Jeremy Corbyn, calls Theresa May ‘dishonest’

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>>75782094

>>75782094
hmmm

>>75781977
never met a 'sheed actually called rasheed 2bh

>>75782104
O U R
U
R
G U Y
U
Y

>>75782104
/ourlad/

>>75782041
nah I'm sure he'd be a decent bloke.. the name though, could you not laugh?

>>75780979
One time I put on a condom and it literally transformed the shape of my willy. It was too tight or something

>>75782086
An economics degree from LSE is the highest paying degree you can get in the UK rn

>>75782003
That's because you don't leave the house

only just heard about the suicide bombing in iran, which i think is one of the first ones ever
opinions?

>>75782086
Thinking of getting a mba there, do they provide scholarship for that course as well?

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>>75782104
>implying he's wrong
>mozza has bee quoted saying that chinks are "subhuman"
>that recent facebook post

Even based nige recognises Corbyn's honesty.

my dick literally enlarges itself like a particularly steep hourglass. Almost like a barbell. Not joking. Sometimes when I'm semi-hard it will stay like that for several minutes.

>>75782136
>hur hur he has a paki name!

are you literally 10 years old?

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>>75782129
>>75782133
B-but... MUMMY MAY

الموت لليهود
>>75782104

>>75782067
devilish

alri 'sheed

>>75782168
nasheed

>>75782168
rasheed

>>75782168
It's not just any paki name, it's are paki name.

>>75782156
thought you were being snarky but apparently it is actually their first

hm

>>75782094
know this is bait but also know there are actual leftists who legitimately think this way

>>75782041
hello nigger

>>75782151

that's a nice argument

show me the fallout from Le Pen/Hofer/Wilders

>>75782018
absolutely vote UKIP
they need a revival more than ever

>>75782018
UKIP

browsing /r/neoliberal

What are the pros and cons of moving to North Ireland versus south Ireland?

>>75782251
what happens there

>>75782254

FOY

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>south Ireland

Really want to post some bait on r the united kingdom that will get really popular about labour but don't know what hmmmm

>>75782254
pros
>
cons
>literally everything

>>75782254
>north
nuclear wasteland
>south
civilisation

>>75782254
Belfast and Dublin are equally nice, don't bother anywhere else.

>>75782269
neoliberalism

>>75782251
Is that the good kind of liberal or the ban free speech kind of "liberal"?

>>75782216
how is henry a nigger name you spacker
its about as english as it gets

>>75782254
why the fuck would you want to do either of those things
not even memeing, they are both incredibly poor and deprived countries that everyone born in tries to escape as soon as possible

>>75782300
hello nigger

>>75782176
>الموت لليهود
>مما يعني أن العرب أفضل

>>75782300
I need a gf

>>75782277
just virtue signal

>>75782254
pros: you dont have to live in america anymore
cons: you have to live in northern ireland instead

>>75782299
(((liberal)))

>>75782300
There's loads of Jamaicans called Henry, John, Richard etc.

Colonialism innt

>>75782334
ah yes

>>75780655
very good post add it to the pic

>>75782299
the ban free speech ones are progressives

neolibs are blair's labour pretty much

>>75782254

not knowing anything about it, I presume them to be short tempered, paranoid, and uncouth

>>75782299
neoliberalism is an economic doctrine