/éire/

>>75779457
Scared of cake?

bost

>>75779457
First for Irish English

>>75779457
Kino

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>>75779648
*Hiberno English

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiberno-English

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Thinking of getting into HEMA, lads. Is the club in Dublin any good?

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>>75779785
>HEMA is a Dutch discount retail chain that started life as a dimestore.

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>>75780325
Historical European Martial Arts

>>75779785
>>75780401
Probably gonna be full of fedora types if I'm being honest with you.

Still wouldn't hurt to see what it's like though

>LARPers

>>75780401
Don't you have those medieval clubs that go to festivals and stuff?

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>quoted by thejournal
>doing the leaving cert
>bio
>images
>tweeting every hour
The state.

>>75780876
your sister?

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>>75780920

>>75780920
>sister
>she

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forgot the runescape account details

>Katherine Zappone says she will seek commitments regarding abortion and Ibrahim Halawa in exchange for continued support of government

Good Woman Katherine.

>>75781633
shite game anyway

>>75781840
trying to play OSRS, rs3 is pretty awful ye
curious since I found out there's riots in falador over mods trying to push a gay pride event

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>>75779695

>paedo cartoons


leave, manchild runtlet.

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>>75781759
>commitments regarding abortion
What kind of commitments? Does she want it legalised?
Leo has already said he wants a referendum in 2018, as far as I know.

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>tfw queue

>>75781936
do they put estrogen in the water in the north to make the kids look like that?

>>75781949
>Leo has already said he wants a referendum in 2018, as far as I know.
I'd presume she wants that as a commitment conditional to her support rather than just an intention.
It's probably mainly electioneering though to claim credit for it when its done.

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Why do Dubs keep defending this cunt?

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I'm a girl ask me anything.

>>75784022
Should abortion be legal?

>>75784022
whats ur favourite amine

To the anon who also applied for the Gardaí I just got my email for the test they make you do about 5 mins ago, check your emails bois

listening to 1812 overture lads
>he doesn't play the cannon

>>75779785
I've looked at that group myself, mostly for the staff fighting, might join when I move back

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>>75780876
Those are some serious daddy problems she's got there. I don't ever seen such a case so blatant.

>>75781759
>Katherine Zappone
>mfw

>>75784102
>>75784213
Sorry lads I lied.

>>75779457
>irish general
>only irish thing about it is the OP
>rest are posting in sassanach language

Stopaigí.

That said, is tent anon still alive?

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>>75782106
>do they put estrogen in the water in the north to make the kids look like that?
That would explain why they overcompensate on the internet at least.

>>75784925
Tent anon?

>>75785249
some bloke that got kicked out by his parents and resorted to living in a tent, posted from his phone

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>>75784933
fightposting is the highlight of /éire/

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>>75785391
If by highlight you mean shame, then yes.

>>75785499
big estrogen ball yourself

>>75785291
I may be wrong but I think that was just a meme. People thought I was tent anon for a few days a while back so I just went along with it.

Wish I was a big estrogen ball desu.

fun fact: there are two people alive today born in the 19th century

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>>75785571
Estrogen can come in ball form?

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>Had to look up estrogen just now

Theres nothing wrong with estrogen lads

>>75785797
How can you not know what estrogen is?

Had another dream about her, lads. I might as well just learn to lucid dream.

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>>75785797
3rd grade is the other way pal

>>75786039
Get a fucking grip.

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>>75786079
You learnt about estrogen that young? I had to learn about it from anime as a teenager.

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/marbh/

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Got into my car after work and my phones bluetooth did this, kek. First time it's happened. .

>>75788212
Just learned that marbh means dead. I thought it meant /abhorrent/ until now.

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>>75789045

>>75789045
I wouldn't feel bad. The only people who post Irish here paste it straight out of google translate.

>>75789283
we have/had one or two gaelgeoirs so that's wrong
personally use focloir

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Some shifty looking teenagers making noise near my place at the moment.

>>75789283
I don't feel bad at all.

>>75789808
That was me, sorry

>>75789808
Throw rock at them
>>75786191
You lot don't have Sex Ed. and penis inspection day?

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>>75791623
>You lot don't have Sex Ed. and penis inspection day?
Depends in the school.

>>75791724
*on the school

>>75791724
Tell us about your experience with the subject then

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>>75791834
There was none.

>>75791903
It's common here to talk about the subject before you leave primary school and we also had these "testicular cancer test" days in secondary school

>>75791903
Did you find the lack of education problematic when you became sexually active?

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>>75791974
>we also had these "testicular cancer test" days in secondary school
So penis inspection day is a real thing and not just a meme?

>>75791999
I swear on my honour that it is a real thing,in our school all the boys from one class get sent to an ampty classroom once a year where there's a doctor and some nurses and he just does a thorough check of your body and as finish he firmly grabs your balls and checks for lumps and stuff like that,that's why at first I didn't get that it's a meme

>>75792123
*empty

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>>75791974
>before you leave primary school
We had it in my school before we left as well. Had forgotten about that night until now.
Didn't really need the information anyways, I suppose.

>>75792123
>firmly grabs your balls
Was the it an enjoyable experience for you?

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>>75792123
Jesus. And are you naked for the entirety of this inspection? Also, what primary school child gets testicular cancer?

>>75792232
>>75792306

I have no problem with being naked in front of other men in the locker rooms,showers and stuff,so it was no problem for me that time around either,it was just more the "man grabbing and pulling your testicles" part that was very uncomfortable

And it was in secondary school

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>>75792375
>And it was in secondary school
That would have made it more awkward considering puberty and everything. Is this an annual thing for the duration of secondary school or a once off? Also, are the nurses male or female?

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me

>>75792462
We always had the old doctor(who happened to be the same one I've been consulting all my life so he already knew me) and two female nurses taking notes and stuff,I believe one of the two was an aspiring doctor or something just helping out.
We had to do it every year but I know that some schools only do it every second one,the girls also had to get checked for breast cancer
There's really nothing to it,airport TSA can also see your dick with their scanners

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>>75792680
>There's really nothing to it,airport TSA can also see your dick with their scanners
Well I can assure you that such a procedure would never be approved in Ireland. The opposition from parents and students would be monumental.

Also, female nurses in the same room with naked teenage boys? Does that not raise any eyebrows at all?

>>75792861
raises something

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>>75792913

>>75792861
>Also, female nurses in the same room with naked teenage boys
Well there is this weird attitude here in the country that states "the doctor is God,everything the doctor says has to be followed"and as a 16 year old you would've been happy if you saw two women looking at your penis and taking notes
But I've heard that in other countries seeing eachother naked (even guyfriends) is quite uncommon,is that true?

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>>75793093
>and as a 16 year old you would've been happy if you saw two women looking at your penis and taking notes
I wouldn't. Just seems like it would be massively awkward.

>But I've heard that in other countries seeing eachother naked (even guyfriends) is quite uncommon,is that true?
Definitely not in Ireland anyway, unless you're on a sports team I guess.

>>75791724
It's not sex-ed. It's basic biology and anatomy. Although I'd expect most people ITT wouldn't exactly have any knowledge of female sex organs let alone male ones.

>>75793482
>It's not sex-ed
He specifically asked about Sex-ed though.

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Well well well. Look what the cat dragged in.

>>75793452
Well the "being naked among others" part did give you a normal bodyimage on your netherregions

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>>75793711
>Well the "being naked among others" part did give you a normal bodyimage on your netherregions
Did you go into the room one by one or the whole class together? Maybe an obvious question, but this is a learning experience for me.

>>75793782
Usually one would enter get the normal check done and while you were doing the eye test and later the old penis fondler someone else would also enter and would start getting checked through by one of the nurses,the doctor pratically only did the grabbing part,I do remember that one year we were three people in the room at the same time
Hope there isn't some kind of fetish developping in your head

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Not in the mood to cause a fuss tonight lads.

>>75793952
Forgot to mention that there were two rooms,the waiting room and the doctor's room,the whole class would be in the waiting room until one of the nurses called them

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>>75793952
>Hope there isn't some kind of fetish developping in your head
No. Even you just describing this to me is making me quite uncomfortable. It's completely alien to me. The idea of being naked in the same room as one or more of my classmates in secondary school is just doesn't bare thinking about.

>the whole class would be in the waiting room until one of the nurses called them
Naked? Jesus Christ, why is this a thing? It's so fucking weird.

>>75794204
>Naked?
Doubtful.

>>75794204
Did you never go swimming with your class?

>>75794204
>Naked? Jesus Christ, why is this a thing? It's so fucking weird.
You're falling for one of the oldest 4chan tricks in the book.

thinking luxlad was molested

mind would rest better if it was a nurse firmly cradling the fruits instead of some fella

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>>75794246
Would you be surprised considering how weird all of this has been so far?

>>75794276
People were quick and discrete in the dressing rooms. If there were any gay lads in our midst, they would have been sorely disappointed.

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>>75794204
Wearing boxers,you have to undress once you enter the doctors room
I guess it seems alien to some posh Irish boy who hasn't seen a mans penis before

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEsWi88Qv0

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>>75794324
>You're falling for one of the oldest 4chan tricks in the book.
I dunno, Luxembro has a history of being trustworthy.

>>75794343
>I guess it seems alien to some posh Irish boy who hasn't seen a mans penis before
>posh
Bit rich coming from you desu. Also, what's social status got to do with seeing penises?

Anybody want to suck a smooth clean silky dick really hard right now? Am aroused just thinking about it.

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>>75794437
>silky dick
>silky

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>>75794503
Wanna see an example?

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Fucking degenerates

>>75794407
> Luxembro has a history of being trustworthy.
I swear that this is the real experience I've had
>what's social status got to do with seeing penises?
Nothing really

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Wish the world would end so we can all be released from this eternal suffering.

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Going to bed before you all make me upset again.

>gay and pedo arrive at precisely the same time
is there a new cabal I'm unaware of

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>burnt my tongue eating dinner
Pretty painful desu.

Jaggy have you ever had a gf? Are you attracted to guys, even a little?

/marbh/

Best ISP? Options are eir, Vodafone and Sky.

>>75795353
Vodafone are shite in my experience, but I know nothing of Sky.

https://youtu.be/N_5KAmt-U4c

Where were you when the Japanese surpassed us?

Stupid Clondalkin and Sheriff rats

Grinding against the corner of the desk again. :/

>>75799684
Stop doing that.

>>75799816
Why? I get very aroused at night time lol. I can't help it.

>>75799844
Getting splinters on your arse or dick isn't worth it. Just buy an onahole.

>Getting splinters on your arse or dick isn't worth it.
Don't think I will have to worry about that but you're right maybe I should buy a toy.

After waking up.

>>75795353
Was supposed to join Sky but turns out we were still under contract from our previous ISP for a few months, still have the modem.
With Vodafone now, it's not great but way better than Eircom was.

>>75799684
fuck off nina

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hello

>>75804930
Good morning cake girl.

Testicular cancer free bump

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Christ, I'm fucking freezing even though I know that the building is warm.

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>it's a Jacques gets invaded by a demon that makes his flat cold, so he must use his political and ween knowledge to fight it off episode

>>75807779
I was the same until recently. Glad to see they're haunting you now instead.

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Awake. No real autism hours last night?

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what can /éire/ spot in this photograph taken by kurt eichenwald?
>>75808399
doesnt look like it

>>75808399
It's because I was sleeping.

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>>75808477

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>>75808442
OH FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAH
also
>Donald trump corrupt af
>I'm a Muslim

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Dreamt I had a girl who liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. It was very realistic.

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>>75809565
That doesn't sound realistic at all.

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>>75809661
I know. I'll be alone forever.

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Wearing a heavy coat in the office now. I can feel people are giving me weird looks.

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>>75809829
>still caring what others think

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>>75809867
If I cared, I wouldn't have put the jacket on in the first place.

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>>75809916
How are you posting from work anyways? You said they'd be monitoring you and yet no one has walked by your cubicle to see you here and promote you?

>>75809829
Got any pics? Brand and model even so I can google it?

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I hope you lads are staying up late for E3

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>>75810036
I'm on a break and not at my desk. The internet here is indeed monitored, but I'm running my laptop off my work phone's wifi hotspot. Gotta get my unrestricted connection fix.

>>75810043
It's just a coat, anon. I bought it in a shop and I don't know what brand it is.

>>75810137
I'll stay up for Sony, I'm not staying up for Bethesda. The others are all at a reasonable time.

>>75810137
Anybody got the E3 timetable?

>>75810198
>I'm on a break and not at my desk
>in the office now
You're a filthy liar.

Also why do you get multiple breaks in the day so close to eachother?

>>75810237
https://www.gamespot.com/e3/schedule/

>>75810198
>It's just a coat, anon. I bought it in a shop and I don't know what brand it is.
Read the tag. Which shop? What style is it?
>Not caring about how your clothes look.

>>75810237
Of the important ones:

Saturday: EA 8pm
Sunday: Microsoft 10pm, Bethesda 4am
Monday: Ubisoft 9pm, Sony 2am
Tuesday: Nintendo 5pm

>>75810255
>in the office now
By office I mean the building I work in.

>Also why do you get multiple breaks in the day so close to eachother?
I had a short break at 10:15 and I'm taking an early lunch because I have a meeting this afternoon.

>>75810298
Is that you, AA? I've told you before I don't care about fashion.

>>75810321
He's trying to find out what your coat looks like so he can track you down. He's already in the building.

>>75810304
>Saturday and Sunday
I thought E3 was always a mid-week thing?

>>75810376
Floor entry is but in recent years companies have started pushing web streams and off site events to get around restrictions at the venue or to get the announcement news out first.
It's more of a loose time frame now since they target consumers watching at home more than the media in attendance like they used to.

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>>75810321
>Is that you, AA?
>>75810368
Foiled once again.

awake
>>75810137
am even though I only care about one game

Good morning General!

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afternoon obsessed cat redditor

>>75811223
Morning private.

>>75811024
Whats the one game?

>>75811549
The Game.

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>>75811549
bannerlaird

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>Yu-gi-oh bed placement

>>75811631
reminds me that I still haven't put my duel disk back in the attic

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>>75811662
>Not wearing it outside on a daily basis in case somebody challenges you to a childrens card game

>>75811609
You won't be hearing anything about those kind of games at E3 unless its at the PC show.

>>75811756
I know, gonna watch it anyway though

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>he's not looking forward to Shin Megami Tensei V on Nintendo Switch

Why didn't the Irish fish during the famine? I don't know if you've noticed but your country is literally an island.

-75811849
(you) in lowercase for the poor attempt
now fuck off before I lamp you around dúghall

>>75811849
Why did Sweden attack Russia in the Winter?

>>75811911
At least we were the first ones to do it and fail.
We did not have the refrences that Napoleon and Hitler did.

>>75811835
I haven't played an SMT game before despite loving the Persona series. I should probably try 3 or 4 sometime.

>>75811974
>At least we were the first ones to do it and fail.
Not an excuse for making an incredibly piss poor tactical decision. You're a frozen hellhole as well, you should've known it was a bad idea.

>We did not have the refrences that Napoleon and Hitler did.
Napoleon only failed because of the massive scorched earth policy and Hitler got bogged down helping Mussolini's failures in the Balkans.

>>75812151
>massive scorched earth policy
And I wonder what the Russians did to us exactly?

>Peter I withdrew from Poland in the spring of 1706,[12]:700 and offered to surrender all of his Baltic possessions to Sweden except St. Petersburg, but Charles refused.[12]:703 Peter subsequently adopted a scorched-earth policy in order to deprive the Swedish forces of supplies.

>In need of resupply, Charles moved towards Baturyn, Mazepa's headquarters, but Russian troops under Aleksandr Menshikov reached the city first. Anticipating the Swedish arrival, Menshikov ordered the merciless massacre of the population, razing the city and destroying or looting arms, ammunition and food.

Napoleon had seen it happen to us, we didn't have that information beforehand.

>>75812294
they didn't know that it snowed in Russia?

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>youtube keeps stringing good Irish folk tunes together but sticks Sinéad O'Connor in there somewhere every time

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>>75812294
>>Peter I withdrew from Poland in the spring of 1706,[12]:700 and offered to surrender all of his Baltic possessions to Sweden except St. Petersburg, but Charles refused.
Why did he think that was a good idea?

>>75812442
I've read this exact post before.

>>75812389
They didn't know the Tsar would slaughter thousands of his own people, burn his own yields casuing famine in parts of the Ukraine.

>>75812490
well clearly someone agrees that Sinéad is a shite singer who only foreigners like for some reason

>>75812467
Because the Swedish army had won every single battle they had been in up until that point, including the battles of Narva, Düna, Klissow, Pultusk, Jakobstadt, Gemauerthof, Warsaw, Fraustadt, Holowczyn, Helsingborg and Gadebusch.

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>>75812491
well clearly they underestimated him which would be their own fault
sadly people continued to underestimate the slavs disregard for human life down the line also

>>75812577
But what more could he want? Wouldn't it be better to take the Baltics for free rather than wasting troops and resources on more fighting? How much of Russia was he planning to take?

>>75812577
>>75812467
Also the peace offer wasn't very good, considering Peters ''baltic possessions'' were Swedish land he had siezed at the start of the war.

>>75812652
As I said. The great nothern war started because Peter WANTED Swedish land in the baltic which he took while the Swedes were fighting the Danes and the Poles.

Then Sweden took it back and he offered to ''surrender'' our own land back to us in a shitty Status quo ante bellum.

The Swedish army had been completely unbeatable - the only mistake that Carolux Rex did was that he didn't follow the shattered army of the Russians after Narva, instead he went back to Poland to put a Swedish-friendly government in place.

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>>75812652
As you can see, there were no ''Russian baltic possessions'' before the war.

>>75812527
Stupid fucking pleb. Bet you're from /eirepol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSjvLG7IJAI

>>75813161
awful ugly bald carpet munching yoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U675ik8uBU

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Doing the shopping lads.

>>75813504
thanks mum

>>75813504
>two tubs of ice cream
fat bastard

>>75813504
>Two tubs

FAT BOY

>>75813504
Are tubs of magnum ice cream the latest /eire/ meme?

>>75814041
dinnae lid I only browse /éire/

>>75814082
>dinnae

>>75813705
>fat bastard
I can nourish myself with pizza 7 days a week. How can two bites of ice cream make this lad a fatass?

>>75814150
dinnae nae what ye mean lid

>>75814082
procure assistance

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>>75814153
you're an absolute mess though sershlad

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>>75813504
Why didn't you save him?

>>75814191
dinnae kin your meanin

>>75814153
Bad metabolismfags get upset when someone can eat more than a stick of celery without becoming obese.

>>75813504
>White wine
>Ice cream tubs
>Pink bag
>Tealight candles
>Stopping to take the photo beside pantyliner and presumably before adding one to the cart so as to not give it away
Clearly we have a woman pretending to be a man.

>>75814330
solicit support

Might steal this lads scotsposting gimmick

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wonder what sersh's thighs feel like

strong desire to play with them

SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!!!!!!!!

>>75814361
Lel I began a banter about eating grass only and your national symbol.
However I do some sport practice on a daily basis, so that can explain the trick XD.

>>75814531
>>75814405
away with ye

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>>75813504
>Those bags

>>75814531
Is this part of the scotsposting gimmick or unrelated?

>>75814371
It's a man pretending to be a woman

>>75815416
Nice damage control but we know you're a woman and I need you to sit on my face.

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https://www.rte.ie/lifestyle/living/2017/0607/880979-want-3-kids-fertility-experts-say-you-need-to-start-by-this-age/
>If you want to have a 90% chance of having three children, you need to start trying to get pregnant when you are 27
Better get started lads. Hope no one here is planning on having less than three children.

>>75815518
That's for women you gobshite. Just find a 23 year old bunny when you're like 35 and ride her ragged.

some thunder

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>>75813677
Mam*
>>75813705
I'm not fat at all.
>>75814041
It's the only reason I started buying them. Then my dad wanted to try one so I bought some more today for them.
>>75814153
That sounds unhealthy. You should learn how to cook and use more fresh meat and vegetables.
>>75814300
That's Arresti though.
>>75814371
Nobody ever believes me when I say I'm a girl.
>>75815416
See!
>>75814735
^^

Captcha: Lidl sign.

>several replies in a single post
What an obnoxious fucking cunt.

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>>75815518
>You will never experience the look of delight and pride on your parents face when you tell them they're going to become grandparents.

>>75815764
rape is an option, or sorting yourself out

>>75815733
How? Do you want me to be a phone post and spam single post replies for all 8 people who highlighted me?

broke my new glasses

>>75815798
>needing to reply to every post even if it's just "^^"
f u c k o f f c u n t

>>75815691
>It's the only reason I started buying them. Then my dad wanted to try one so I bought some more today for them.
Interesting development that product shilling actually works here.

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>>75815832

>>75815518
27's pretty fucking old to be having children. Maybe finishing up but if you haven't started by 23 your line is dead.

>>75815816
SHOULD

HAVE

GONE

TO

SPEC
A
V
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R
S

>>75815853
No self respecting middle class person would have children in their twenties. You must be living in council houses if you think being a parent in your early twenties is normal.

>>75815886
they are specsavers
forgot they were in my pocket and leaned on them on a hard surface

>>75815518
>you need to start trying to get pregnant when you are 27
I would have thought that's a bit late even. I thought 19-26 was the most biologically optimal time to have children?

>>75815888
>No self respecting middle class person
You're right there isn't any of them

>>75815660
Where are you? I know it's forecasted, but there's none where I am yet.

>>75815853
>>75815920
>if you haven't started by 23 your line is dead
>thought 19-26 was the most biologically optimal time to have children
Pretty sure most people don't have children until their late twenties right?

>>75815941
dubland

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>>75815888
>having children in your thirties

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>>75815941
>Not using detailed rain and lightening maps to find out where posters are from purely based on their weather comments.

>>75815970
My parents started when they were 25 and that was considered late.

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>>75815764
My parents have accepted this already. They are relying on my siblings for grandchildren.

>>75815970
>Pretty sure most people don't have children until their late twenties right?
Yes, and it's considered a problem by experts on reproduction apparently.

ITT: Extreme anger at a girl poster doing shopping.
A bunch of virgin NEET's discussing when the best time to have children is.
A virgin NEET dictating that if you have children beyond a certain age you're strange.
Somebody making a léfunny rape comment (but he's probably serious).

What a sad sack of shite this place is.

>>75815923
>You're right there isn't any of them
Middle class is best class.

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>>75816106
cool down

>>75816121
HAHAHA POORFAG

>>75816106
All me.

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>>75815980
Once you've graduated with your masters, taken a year out to travel and found a job you're already about 25. Then you've got to move in with a partner, save up for the wedding and then begin the long task of saving up for a house since nobody wants to start a family into a rental.

>>75816043
Times change. The average age of new mothers now is 30. The average age for weddings is 32 bride and 34 groom.
http://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/healthandlife/parenting/when-is-the-best-age-to-have-a-baby-339093.html

>>75815764
Fuck them. If they wanted grandchildren they should've bothered raising me.

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>>75816106
>ITT: Extreme anger at a girl poster doing shopping.
It's just AA.

>>75816160
>HAHAHA POORFAG
We can't all be Luxembro.

>>75816106
>Extreme anger at a girl poste
Holy fuck did you actually just assume my gender?

>>75816176
soon we'll be a nation of asperger babies and downies

>>75816210
Reddit tier joke.

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>>75816222
This general will be booming at least.

>>75816008
Has that ever actually worked?

It's snowing again lads

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>>75816222
>Asperger Caliphate
Make it happen.

>>75816248
Well last week people commented that it started raining and Met Eireann rain radars showed that it was just starting to rain over the west coast and limerick however the midlands, south and east was still dry and clear.
That map I linked is the latest lightening strikes in Ireland (thunder). The brighter yellow dots happened within the last 10 minutes.
The darker ones 30minutes to an hour ago.
It's pretty easy.
>>75816205
>It's just AA.
Prove it.

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>>75816176
>Once you've graduated with your masters, taken a year out to travel and found a job you're already about 25. Then you've got to move in with a partner, save up for the wedding and then begin the long task of saving up for a house since nobody wants to start a family into a rental.
None of that concerns any of us though.

>>75816305
>Prove it.
Follow the replies to the original post - he pretty much admits it.

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>>75816305
>Well last week people commented that it started raining and Met Eireann rain radars showed that it was just starting to rain over the west coast and limerick however the midlands, south and east was still dry and clear.
If you had just asked instead of sleuthing I would have told you I was from Limerick. It's not a secret.

>>75816243
It's not a fucking joke??? You're a sad lonely virgin fuck you

>>75816176
I think the issue is too many people going to college. It's become too expected in society, half of them end of up in useless courses just for the sake of going.

>>75816368
>It's not a fucking joke???
its???? not ??? a fuckin??? joek?? guysz???/
??????????
xD
You're clearly 13 if you find that reddit shit funny or even remotely serious.

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>>75816205
Why did you quote my entire post.

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>>75816355
>None of that concerns any of us though.
It's prospect dashing though. It means if you change your life direction and perspective by your mid thirties it will probably be too late to start a typical family without compromises.

>>75816428
You're a sad lonely virgin no wonder nobody likes you you're a bitter cunt

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>>75814575
>>75814973

>>75814531
isn't me

>>75816416
The way society has developed has seen young adults infantilised a lot more to the point where I'm not sure how many of them are capable of being independent and responsible adults at 18. I and most others there did much of my growing up during college and if nothing else I left it feeling like an adult when I definitely felt like a child when I begun.
Too many of those who don't go to college never really reach that maturity or understanding regarding responsibility and either wind up in anti-social behavior or becoming lifelong NEETs. Farmers or those involved in a family business being the exception since they already have a path set for them to follow and grow into.

>>75816636
What do you mean by "independent" and "responsible"? I don't believe young people these days are" infantalised". I think there just isn't enough incentives to break into the adult world. Everyone's fully capable, but unwilling.


I feel like most people these days are forced to go to work in service industries, and those of us who weren't intelligent enough to go into higher education get sidelined into shitty low paid jobs where being unemployed and on the dole is pretty much the preferable choice.

Probably just having a baseless rant here though. Projecting my own problems Maybe there's plenty of dignified work and I'm just too lazy to seek it out.

>>75816884
Capable of living by yourself, eating and living a healthy lifestyle, making sensible life decisions and responsibilities such as maintaining accommodation upkeep, waking up and getting to work on time every day while managing enough sleep. Managing money well etc
My point is I don't think I would have been able to do all that a week after the Leaving Cert or that most 18 year olds would.

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absolutely drowned my southern fried chicken in vinegar again, lads

Why is it only young men that are completely incapable of maturing and looking after themselves?

>>75816636
I'd say the opposite really. While there are exceptions to both sides, I find people that never went to college are the kind that go straight into working. While this work is often menial shit like blocklaying it's still work and hard work at that.

Meanwhile college tends to continue infantalising its students. Most adults in college, despite living on their own, are not responsible in the slightest. You know the kind that comes home every weekend with a big basket of laundry for mammy to do. The kind that spends their grant money on drink and drugs. The kind that skips class to spend a day watching films in a fort they and their roommates made in the sitting room. A lot of them don't bother getting jobs until they're finished altogether, even Summer work. The only remotely mature college students I've met were the mature students in their 40's.

Though yes I acknowledge there are exceptions to these. There are people that do absolutely nothing after finishing the leaving and there are college students that become self-sufficient adults. Nevertheless I think by and most students these days leave college being just as, if not more, childish than when they entered.

>>75817182
>implying women ever become mature

>>75817182
Women go from relying on their father to relying on their boyfriend/husband. Most women are about as resourceful as a child.

>>75817184
>There are people that do absolutely nothing after finishing the leaving
mise

>>75816884
>get sidelined into shitty low paid jobs where being unemployed and on the dole is pretty much the preferable choice
This. The biggest problem with working nowadays is you can make more money on the dole and keep your free time. Only a fool would take orders at McDonalds instead of filling out some forms.

>>75817182
Girls are better taught to be responsible and look after themselves. Doing home economics in school and cooking at home while lads are making a bird house and snacking on micro chips.

>>75816636
I witness the opposite on a daily basis. People who attend college show a completely and utterly clueless view of the world. The naivety and overall infant behaviour shows in various degrees.
I'm a working class person, just to point out my POV. Learning how to boil pasta and handling washing machines does not constitute "growing up"

Possibly because most students don't work here due to the limited possibilities of the job market, so you have a mass of them who believe that they've reached adulthood because they could manage the daily grind of going to the local supermarket, ironing their clothes and choosing where to go binge drinking when their parents send them money, on their own

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-election-poll-ipsosmori-idUSKBN18Z1D3?il=0

>The Ipsos MORI poll published in the London Evening Standard newspaper showed the Conservatives' share of the vote up to 46 percent from 45 percent from their last survey published on June 2, with the main opposition Labour party on 36 percent, down from 40 percent.

Might just win the bet I had on with Paddy Power lads

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>>75817314
>>75816884
>get a few hundred bennies off the dole per month
>get 1-2 grand a month working a minimum wage job, assuming 50 hour work week
don't get yis

>>75817254
Most virgin comment in this thread. You've clearly never lived with a woman if you think they struggle away from Daddy. It's always the lads in the first year of college who have the hardest time adjusting and wind up dropping out the most.

>>75817258
There was a lad in my secondary that didn't go to college. Probably didn't get enough points since he was a bit thick and never studied. Feel bad for him, don't think he had many friends and the only career path he can really take at this stage would be working in SuperValu or something.

>>75817214
>>75817254
Most men cannot cook, clean, iron, wash clothes, manage finances, or look after themselves in anyway.

>>75817399
Our perspectives are different but whether it was true or not those who didn't go to college would have this view of those that did. Nobody wants to live a life where they believe their circumstances or decisions have caused them to miss out.
I see it said a lot, mainly from the working class right or first year dropouts and never from people who have actually graduated college.

>>75817471
>manage finances
>"if i spend another €50 on shoes online I'll save €6 on post and packaging since it's free!"

>women can cook
>"I'm making garlic bread in the oven for dinner"

Come on lad you don't need to virtue signal here, we're all aware women are useless cunts.

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>>75817447
mise again but I haven't planned on a career driven "adult" life since I was like 10
gonna save a few grand and travel about til I stop

>>75817471
Quite the generalisation, AA.

>>75817537
talk about my mammy like that again and you're getting thumped

>>75817399
>Learning how to boil pasta and handling washing machines does not constitute "growing up"
Not that I disagree, but for you what constitutes "growing up".

>>75817537
>"I'm making garlic bread in the oven for dinner"
But that's the only thing men can do. Why are you such a bitter woman hating manchild? What did they do to hurt your feelings?

>>75817636
t. bitter lonely virgin who lies to women so they'll talk to him

>>75817399
Pretty much the exact same situation here and throughout the world I imagine.

>>75817442
>>75817636
>Why are you such a bitter woman hating manchild? What did they do to hurt your feelings?
Bit rich coming from somebody who clearly has an issue with men.

>>75817184
>most students these days leave college being just as, if not more, childish than when they entered.
The assertion doesn't really make any sense. Are you suggesting the entirety of the upper and middle class and virtually every person in a high paying job are childlike?
Categorically the least responsible people in the country are those on the dole and only a tiny percentage of those are college graduates.

>>75817677
Not even close, collinsfag.
>>75817690
Not really I'm just making an observation. Haven't once resorted to screaming in anger and throwing around insults threats.
Think people here have anger issues. Male trait really.

>>75817690
Only the first comment is mine but I don't have any issue with men. I've shared houses with men and women before in college and my observation is that the women were generally better at looking after themselves in terms of ability to cook, clean after themselves and manage their time between studies and social life.

>>75817697
>entirety of the upper and middle class and virtually every person in a high paying job are childlike
There you go with your classism again, ironic since my lower class friends are in uni while my upper class friends got stuck in dead-end courses.

>>75817807
haven't even participated in this conversation lad I've been having dinner
so obsessed

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>someone makes a generalisation about women
>respond with a generalisation about men

>>75817807
>Think people here have anger issues. Male trait really.
Stop it, AA. We all know how much you want to be a women, but that doesn't mean we should have to listen to you shitting on men all the time.

>>75817809
Women are far messier in my experience at least, but they are indeed better at managing their time.

>>75817910
You're posting style and self awareness are quite distinguishable.

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>>75817957
clearly not, have no interest in your inane ramblings

>>75818028
>opens incognito window.
>i-its not me guys!
You're a sociopath liar.

>>75817905
I don't like to use classism but it is true that the vast majority of those in leadership positions across the sectors are college educated. You're using it yourself by classing your friends but I don't know what the anecdote is meant to illustrate. I wasn't implying rich people are smarter or make better life decisions, I was asserting that college aids development into adulthood.

>>75818067
but it shows my last post well before you started going on about 'me' again

>>75818110
Show me the you's. All of them.

>>75817807
>collinsfag.
Not even close, plebbitfag.

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>>75817939
>Women are far messier in my experience at least, but they are indeed better at managing their time.
I was sharing with 5 other girls at one stage and the shower was an unholy mess. Cosmetics falling into the sink constantly, smears of hair colouring all over the shower that nobody ever washes, used towels on the floor that were never claimed. Hair dryer constantly goes missing.
The lads just leave some lynx shower gel in there and thats it.

>>75818067
He's never going to admit it so why bother. Everybody knows how much he samefags.