/brit/

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anime

no politics
fuck off leftypol
fuck off /brit/pol

#JC4PM

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

aniGAY

would heem every nonce itt

*does being dead*

>>75776351
*thinks about dozens of women*

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*enters /brit/*

great edition

Why make threads 20 posts early you fucking spastic
Are you some mongloid from /brit/pol

JANNIEEEEEEE

Listening to mall grab

about to send a friend request to Hassan Abdulmaleq

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>>75776414

>>75776395

back to leftypol, West Brit.

business idea: have mixed race kids

>>75776414
me and the lads marching out the door on the right

>>75776360
Really activates the almonds this one

>>75776441
'Me, Timothy Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe, after my car crash. 7th June 2017'

>>75776414
me quickly shuffling out of the door

>>75776351
*thinks about no one*

Love this video


https://streamable.com/4b8cs

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need a slaggy latex gf

>wrongpol raiders making threads 30 posts too early
major fucking autism, you MUST go back
>>>/pol/

you are now thinking about that cute boy who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

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Praying for fucking hung Parliament.

>>75776371
I'm wondering if that was intentionally aggressive or intended as banter or what. either way, bit of a cunt thing to do to someone drunk as fuck and shaped like a beach ball

>>75776547
DONT WHAT

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>>75776539

will never understand the latex suit fetish
doing the slightest movement in a suit of that material must make horrendous wet fart sounds

>>75776547
Women literally think the world revolves around them

how i clean up after a poo
>wipe as normal
>once i feel clean i wrap some more toilet paper around the tip of my finger
>slide finger into rectum a few cm
>twist a few times
>wipe again after
always feel squeaky clean lads

feel the bern

>>75776547
is this an operators guide for women or dogs

Hey guys, Jeremy Corbyn here! :D
Did you see that cool and hip artist that endorsed me?
Follow Me on Instagram and Snapchat kids! ;DDD

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>>75776578

feel the jez

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puerto rico is bent

>>75776609
bernie can still win

>>75776542
when i first came to uni i met this nice lad at the gym who asked me out for coffee
i'm not gay but in retrospect i definitely should've gone

I am more scared of 5 years of T. May than I am being blowing to pieces or horribly maimed in a suicide bombing

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>>75776569
i'll show you a hung parliment

>>75776520
good vid

JC Denton = Jeremy Corbyn Denton

>>75776547
>>75776578
>his girlfriend acts like a fucking child
nonce

>>75776626
seems like a lot of work, might just go gay x

>>75776414

Me: The white guy
Janny: Black kid

Post pictures of submissive women in collars

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>>75776667

>>75776634
nice

>>75776672
Women are basically children once you get to know them mate

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>>75776547
>>75776626
come to the conclusion I don't want a gf anymore

>>75776634
nnnnnnnng

>>75776638
splendid post

im a certified 2/10

>>75776547
>>75776626
what the fuck is this

>>75776693
They're honestly more work than they're worth.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHusA7MRzo

>>75776626
>>75776547
is this the ex bf texting the new bf with advice about the woman?
grim

Some of you guys are alright. Don't vote for Corbyn tomorrow.

Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him

I like a lot of what the Tories do but the way they plan to kill the Internet makes me conflicted about the entire party

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>>75776686

>>75776690
I know and my gf is very much like that in some aspects but I wanted to call someone a nonce x

>>75776605
here's how I go about it

>wet toilet paper with me wee
>wipe me arsehole with it
>have wee on demand to splash it on me arsehole
>wipe again with dry tp

works like a charm everytime,
not complicated, simple arse

voting for corbyn tomorrow

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>>75776717
Advice on girls from girls

>>75776732
That's the story but you can tell it was almost certainly written by some annoying clingy gf and passive-aggressively retweeted by thousands of likeminded girls.

sitting in my fiesta

>tfw too poor to run through wheat fields

>>75776605
how i clean up after a poo
>get in the shower
>clean any residue poo away with water

>>75776758
Wonder how ballbusting as a fetish even evolved

Highly counterintuitive.

i want a clingy gf reeeeeeee

>>75776767
god i wish i was gay

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Mummy mayhem!

>>75776781
it didn't evolve. pretty much all fetishes are environmentally caused, not genetic

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fucking STATE of r9k

>>75776778
but it runs down your leg then

>>75776793
no you don't
you do at first but then she goes mental if you're not texting her 24/7 and it becomes a huge pain

>>75776547
ah
>>75776626
yes
>>75776767
of course

75776823
you already posted this and it got no (you)s, and it won't get any (you)s now

need an overactive bladder gf

>>75776646
Tory policies kill more people tbf

>>75776823
My Cousins wife just had a miscarriage haha She is devastated

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>>75776823

>>75776853
>>75776854
oh for fucks sake

>>75776838
stick it right in the bladder hole la

>>75776825
no it doesn't
but even if it did im in the shower anyway

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>>75776823
creasing at this one

>>75776853
HOWLING

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the retarded gf

>all these Yanks

fuck off bro, it's my time to enjoy the 'ol /brit/ gimmick

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Imagine this cute tight blonde grinding her sopping wet pussy back and forth on your thick veiny throbbing cock then as she climaxes, grips tighter your member with her swollen vagina.

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>>75776887
too close

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Me in the middle

>>75776907
nonce

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
KKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS AAAAANNNNN SSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTTT
*evolves from a primate*

>>75776901
you fuck off bud

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Alright runtoids post rare Karens

>>75776887
literally none me except CWC

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>>75776946

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>>75776887
the state of the person who made this one

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>>75776823
wonder how robots who manage to get a gf feel when they realize being a relationship is just one part and not nearly enough for achieving happiness

Fuck's sake lads was just walking behind someone in the corridor and they turned around and said hi so I said hi back but they were talking to someone behind me

Want to die

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>>75776946
nah im good

>>75776980
>he does the virgin greeting

>>75776975
FONT

>>75776971
wonder what traumatic experience needs to happen to someone to get to this level

>>75776975
fuck off spic

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>ayo nigga, cast a ballot for the labo(u)r party tomorrow or imma kill your white ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AkDGuvRZEs

>>75777004
dated a girl like that when I was at uni

think he dad raped her

how do I lose weight

>>75776887
>buying or saying anything related to memes out loud
this is how I imagine the average reddit user acts

>>75777036
stop eating

>>75777035
>dated a girl
Jog on normie

a big get coming up lads, be ready

>>75777036
hide it where you put your keys

>>75777036
very carefully

>>75777036
start walking

>>75777025
Sorry I'm a lib dem man :)

>>75776980
Wow that's really embarrassing mate.
I'd be cringing so hard right now if interested you.
Can you even imagine what that guy thinks of you now? You can tell yourself he will forget about it but to be honest such an embarrassing situation will stick in his mind forever. If I were you I would probably leave your job because I just couldn't face going to work every day after an event like that

going to have intercourse with the gf tonight, hope I don't do the virgin sex

obsessed with girls' poos and farts

>>75776997
been here a while and still don't know what this means

a big gey coming up lads, be ready

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>MUMMY releases the day after the election
Is it a sign?

>>75777081
>leaf
abhorrent

>>75776997
normie trash?

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Anyone remember Hannah? Really old amateur porn vids from like the early 00s.

I wonder what happened to her.

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>>75777096
4 u ;-)

>>75777083
>>75777110
can you piss off
despise psuedo-tripcunting JF "personalities"

>>75776758
Fucking creased at this

>>75777004
the level of the girl or the level of the runt who made it?

>>75777140
the runt who made it

>>75777095
hao ling

dont want gf simple case of cba

couldnt be arsed with the commitment side of it seems too much effort by half

that being said, havent fancied a girl since school; perhaps if i did fancy someone then i might change my tune right quick

http://www.dailywire.com/news/17239/watch-london-mayor-asked-about-400-jihadis-still-amanda-prestigiacomo


The absolute state of Sadiq

>>75777102
Is Brendan Fraser in it?

still ill is a great song desu lads

someone please post
>do you wanna 'ave a shag mate? karen

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TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
...
HAAAANDS

>>75777159
wank problem you got

how is it that idk the mayor of nyc or la, but i know who the mayor of london is

group chat is talking about memes haha PLEASE kill me

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*tells it like it is*

do not post the "do you wanna 'ave a shag mate" karen

>>75777036
eat less

>>75777165

>In September, the Muslim mayor famously stated that terrorism was “part and parcel of life in a big city."

kek

>>75777197
/pol/

>>75777204
right that's it, you're sacked

>>75777165
Fucking state of London

>>75777197
Because the mayor of London is a Muslim and the anti Muslim feeling is strong on the internet so people won't shut up about it.

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>>75777119
https://web.archive.org/web/20080529154010/http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302108

>>75777131
>despise psuedo-tripcunting JF "personalities"
me too. Was really considering a proxy a few days ago
can't enjoy the perks of anonymity
can't shitpost without repercussions
if I post anything most times the replies are related to where I'm from instead of the cheeky post itself
feel like thailad but more useless

>>75777102
tom cruise as corbyn?

>>75777233
looks like tara

>>75777209
alright then I won't

>>75777229
i knew about that other london mayor with the pale hair too

don't know what a JF is

>>75777036
>buy a shake weight
>buy a malibu step
>buy a resistance band
>buy a thigh master
>buy a yoga ball
>buy a nutribullet blender
>buy a brita water filter
>put it all in the closet
>order takeout

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HAHAHHA

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>>75777219

P A R T

A N D

P A R C E L

>>75776922
>>75776965
>>75777095
Please post more.

>>75777271
just fooling

>>75777271
johnny foreigner

doing a microwave curry

doing the curry

sex with curry

>>75777219
>>75777286
He literally never said this
He said supporting police was part and parcel

I HATE little boys now!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40185267

>>75777291
>>75777297
jesus fucking...

>>75777306
sheedis mcgeedis

>>75777289
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder exactly how true this is.

>>75776360
hah, yeah sure faggot goat fucker

>>75777324
what about voting may to continue to catalyse the islamisation of the uk?

>>75777233
God I remember Neogaf back then when it was actually good.

Eventually had my account banned on Neogaf for supporting Bernie Sanders and saying Hillary was a shitty candidate.

Yet another Middlesbrough nonce

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/sausage-maker-avoids-jail-after-13147996

brit/pol/ is comfy as

>>75777306
rasheed mcleftypol

>>75777335
beep beep

>>75777315
>I have a daughter adopted from Mongolia and we're watching all kinds of programmes and the characters are mainly white Caucasian
colour me surprised

>>75777306
facts don't matter. you're in the wrong timeline

>>75776907
Why is she walking towards the camera

Sheedy Gonzalez

>>75777398
taking my memes are we?

worried about cervical cancer lads

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Hi Rorke, we heard you've been posting problematic comments on the internet.

Care to explain?

>>75777419
aww what's wrong with it? x

>>75777425
utterly laughable
what are they DOING

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Hi Rorke, we heard you've been posting problematic comments on the internet.

Care to explain?

>>75777425
warriors
come out to gay

>>75776853
roastie btfo

>>75777449
Virtue signalling

*dictates to the proletariat*

Oi lads,
You're all voting UKIP, yes?

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>Alright rorke, give me your pork! (cock)

>>75777197
pretty sure you know who bill deblasio is and definitely know who bloomberg is

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Doing a watch

>>75777478
Greens actually.

>Weather Channel co-founder: Climate change is baloney

Hm this ones a thinker

>>75777478
No

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What is this knobhead up to?

>>75777478
nah
voting labour

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>>75777505
Because of the environment?

>>75777505
t. rasheed al genderstudiesdegree

>>75777478
yes

>>75777425
nice Overwatch skin

AND I RAAAAAAAAAAN

I RAN SO FAR AWAYYYY

I JUST RAAAAAAN

I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY


couldn't get away

you are sleeping
you do not want to believe you are sleeping

the amount of bees and wasps that keep flying into my room is getting silly

>>75777478
Not voting

Would have voted Tory to get Brexit but fuck the snoopers charter and shit

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>>75776758

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>>75777517
probably military

>>75776309
>I'M A CHAV AND PROUD

Mad how the Tories managed to get chavs to go from /lifelong/ Labour supporters, to UKIP, to now supporting the Tories

>>75777585
Close your window

>>75777633
No.

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Might wank to some Bobbi Starr lads

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Dog fighting over the North Sea

>>75777617
>>I'M A CHAV AND PROUD

Who are you quoting?

writing an article on Chinese power-play in the pacific particularly PNG and frankly boys

frankly

i worry some

>>75777582
i want to never wake up

when you've got a condition, it's bad to forget your medicine

imagine, if you will, wanking to western pornstars

just had a massive wank to lesbain porn test drive the trimmed pubes

cock looked massive and I came a fuck tonne

>>75777683
hmm

I've kind of always wanted to fuck a Chav, I think they would be great in the sack.

For some reason, despite being a fucking spangly alien nerd creature, I always seem to fuck super hot chicks, that just are total starfish.

>>75777777

oh right its time for le epic get so everyones going to post a load of shite for the next minute nonstop

>>75777656
Then shut the fuck up you nonce cunt

Or get a mesh screen

anyone remember the cuckio meme

FUCK corbyn

lol nobody got it
>>75777777

>>75776646
It's not the terrorists that will destroy your society, it's the moderates everyone schlicks themselves to.

>>75777772
No.

now everyone will act as a retard until they get the numbers I see

>>75777790
FOTT
(fuck off, tory twat)

>>75777754

shite get

>>75777776
lmaoing@urlyfe

>>75777855

>>75777814
cuck

>>75776547
>be my m8
>shags a slag after a night out
>tells her the morning after: fuck off out of my bed you slag
>she loves it

>be me talking to another girl 2 years ago
>be a /pol/ retard
>tell her i don't like it when womyn sleep with black men
>she gets triggered

hmm

>>75777728
>lesbain porn
bizarro bender

digital monsters

>>75777855
jajajkkjajkka

>>75777860
>11000 posts
who are you

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business idea: tame bears

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1496843544601.gif

Imagine, if you will, voting labour.

polish gf

>>75777817
FOAS
(Fuck off, arrogant student)

>>75777899
Don't acknowledge him

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how have the tories cocked this up so badly

its unbelievable

>>75777855
wew

what''s with gooks dominating this board lately?

>>75777930

perish the thought

>>75777937
joke's on you
I never went to uni

>>75777914
XDD penis hahahah XD

>>75777899
maybe human
maybe denser

>>75777864
Not mentioned :D

>>75777860
>tfw gf is more rorke than me
>says blacks are like monkeys, chinks are like insects and muslims need to be genocided

Haha

>>75777947

May is an absolute spacker. NO idea how she's so popular. Grannies are easy to fool it seems

literally shaking at the thought of yet another tory majority government

business idea: stop old people from voting

>>75777979
this is NOT ok

Need a cute anime gf lads

>>75777947
Marxist social media

love the tories so much i'm naming my daughter tory

>>75777977
dump it.

conservative womyn are the absolute worst. they're the biggest whores imaginable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6wrB2VjSs

tune

>>75777899
>>75777977
>replying to it
this is how we know you're new

>>75777947
How? She's polling around the same as when she called the election.

>>75777873
>>75777873
>>75777873


New


>>75777873
>>75777873
>>75777873

>>75777999
>>75778000
>>75778111
hmm

Love the Tories so much I'm naming my daughter Theresa

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Wee

>>75778009
She's not conservative, she just hates Muslims because she's catholic.

>>75777368
want something? cunt.

>>75777233
links to vids?