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anime

>>75774590
Learn Mandarin if you want to work with chinks
Learn Cantonese if you want to live with chinks

Cantonese chinkland (HK, Singapore, etc) is cool

Mandarin chinkland (Mainland China) is a repressive and brutal shithole

*drops a shit in the ballot box*
just voted labour lads lmao

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*drips onto you*

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>>75774682
corbyn will never recover

>>75774682
best post all day

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who shall i vote for lads

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Right then, fess up lads, who took my maroon 5 cd?

REMINDER: BREXITERS voted for the removal of white European immigrants in favour of us getting immigrants from Pakistan and Turkey. Boris warned us that'll we'll get thousands of Turks.

It's simple demographics lads. Us whites aren't making any babies and we need immigrants from somewhere.. Pakistani and Turks would love to come.

Well done brexiters you played yourself :)

>>75774694
Disraeli

>>75774694
just be yourself

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might have a below average IQ lads
>>75774694
lib dems

Few windows broken in a mosque in galway. Filthy racists an for an eye is not the answer.

#notallmuslims

cant do the post got a warning for it earlier

>>75774694
vote for our Jezza

May doesnt really have any opinions but is currently pandering to middleaged rorkes and trying to introduce internet controls and fuck with human rights to get their votes

>>75774718
why is this frog hairy

>>75774706
Remind me again why having the choice to choose where your immigrants comes from means 'no more Europeans', oh it doesn't lol.

Fancy a hot dog

>>75774602
edgy opinion if you seriously believe world leaders really REALLY want to use nukes but are being held back through fear of retaliation

pollies are scum but still human and many wouldn't feel that strongly about foreign policy to warrant nukes. they just want to live off government bennies and maybe have a domestic policy agenda but aren't too fussed with vaporising a bunch of people from another country.

>>75774727
does the janny warn you for su now

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>>75774740

>>75774658
They don't speak cantonese in Singapore lad. It's mostly Hokkien. Taiwan speaks Mandarin and isn't shit like the mainland.

>>75774750
*sticks my erect willy in your gob*

>people unironically think the UK should give up their nuclear weapons

Yeah alright. When Russia gives up theirs, when North Korea gives up theirs, when China gives up theirs, when Iran stops having a nuclear program. Even then, am I supposed to just trust they destroyed them all? Fuck off we have too many enemies and less powerful foes are steadily getting more and more advanced arsenal.

Mutually assured destruction is probably the only thing keeping the peace at the moment.

Someone run me down on what exactly it is you're voting for today?

>>75774746
because none of the major parties will ever be seen to have a bias towards European immigrants

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Business idea: put the election on a work day so only pensioners vote

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Reminder to /brit/

>>75774694
Only choice is labour as an under 30.
May wants to remove human rights, have cuts, suck Saudi dick, CENSORSHIP against the internet and make us a police state. Also shes a god awful spineless leader who had a women who's father died 2 days prior do a national debate in her place

>>75774768
No European country should have nuclear weapons because there might be a far right party that gets voted into power, and we can't have that :)

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1 more day lads

>>75774784
polling stations are open until like 10pm

>>75774740
he's depressed ergo unkempt

>>75774718
>might have a below average IQ lads
so?

>>75774768
>Corbyn says we will "absolutely" renew Trident

Hmm

>>75774754
>>75774768
game theory

>>75774780
They put it in a Thursday so people don't miss it to go pub

chinese languages are confusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0AMmLuiqk

>>75774762
Taiwan is becoming increasingly irrelevant though
Cantonese still has the most "cultural" stuff that isn't centuries old
the only good Chinese film, literature, opera and music comes from HK and Guangdong
HK could be effectively wiped out as a separate entity in the near future though

>>75774768
Britain's not a fucking world policeman

Leave the nuclear umbrella shite to the yanks

>>75774778

extremely accurate

>>75774774
I'm sure they'll find one during negotiations. It'd be rather silly to assume that we're going to end up with the position of closing the borders to Europeans entirely.

>>75774769
/tomorrow/ we vote for who should control parliament, it is expected to be a conservative majority but who knows.

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>>75774780
>mfw all the neets turn up and vote for UBI

>>75774755
i usually get banned for it

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>game theory

>>75774818
is that the narrative they're going with? smart

>>75774848
haha btfo

doin a fat game theory lads

>>75774855
oh fuck off

>>75774837
Cheers anon

>>75774802
will march around the streets blasting the Internationale if this happens

>>75774791
Reminder that we don't actually need to increase tax on anyone to have enough money for increasing spending, we'd just need to actually properly collect the taxes the rich are already meant to pay

Also increasing corporation tax with lead to a lowering of income from corporation tax over a medium and long period

can't be arsed with all this crypto shite
might just put it all in BTC, ARK, ETH and GNT then forget about it

Gimmick Review: game theory

Novelty: 4/10
Humour: 4/10
(You) Yield: 7/10
Impact: 2/10

Shan't be using it myself I must say but always happy to see new gimmicks x

Don't get people who get upset about Trident.

Yes it's a lot of money, but nuclear subs are badass and prestigious.

Know who doesn't have nuclear weapons? Irrelevant countries.

>>75774694
UKIP
Corbyn is literally a rebranded populist and is promising things he can't pull off
May wants to spy on you
only UKIP will save britain

hey janny - good lad

unironically reading a big book about game theory now. give me 20 minutes and I'll btfo all of you in your shitty little nuclear debate

>>75774778
>conservatives never allowed to govern without making hard decisions to save the economy

Only the last Conservative government. Not like MacMillan or Thatcher ever had economic boom periods.

Besides, the deficit's gone up quite dramatically and most of the austerity reforms have been false economy (DWP now pays less in benefits but somehow costs significantly more to operate)

Ah yes, can't wait for the millions of Indians and Africans to come over here instead of Poles and Portuguese.

Great job, Brexitmongs.

>>75774862
We decided on having them on Thursdays in 1647

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agreement_of_the_People

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>Young people calling old people for voting brexit stupid are the same people voting fucking Corbyn in power

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>people are actually falling for this /pol/ bollocks

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>nuclear subs are badass

>>75774913
This

>>75774913
saltburn-over-the-sea spaz detected

>Diane Abbott is being replaced as Labour's shadow home secretary
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75774913
I notice you're ignoring rather obvious points whilst you're bremoaning.

>>75774914
Theresa May playing the long game I see

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Business idea: Corbyn retroactively punishes those who didn't support him in the election campaign by sending them to gulags.

>>75774936
source?

/brit/minster voting intention:

RORK: 34% (-5)
RDCN: 26% (+12)
RASH: 20% (-7)
LFPL: 12% (+5)
DNO: 3% (-3)

(via StrawpollResearch / 05 - 06 Jun)

>breakfast: 2 toasts
>lunch: instant noodles/tin of beans/bowl of cornflakes
>dindins: frozen pizza/2 toasts/scrambled eggs
>extras: 20 pack a day, and voddy if there's cash
my diet for the last month haha might be a runt

>>75774960
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-labour-replaced-sacked-lyn-brown-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7776491.html

>>75774962
>LFPL: 12% (+5)
told you we were being raided

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>>75774809
So I won't be able to comprehend certain concepts, will have trouble retaining information, and won't be able to communicate as effectively as smart people

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tired lads
been awake for 21 hours

>>75774964
>might

>>75774964

You are what you eat, wasteman.

>>75774976
why haven't they mentioned her past anti-white racism?

>>75774976
literally no reason not to vote labour now

>>75774981
>poll during school hours
>lefty

>poll after school hours
>rorkey

hmm

>>75774993
why OwO

>>75774991
don't know this feel haha
probably why I'm about to graduate with a degree in EE

>>75774828
We can stop playing world police when we stop selling arms to everyone, making aggressive foreign policy, being in NATO, and basically stop being relevant on the world stage. We also need to stop having enemies with historical grudges, good relations with all world powers. And just how do you think the yanks would feel if we said, okay, giving away all our nukes, we'll just ask murica to nuke someone for us if we get into trouble'. I'm sure trump would love that, given he's already spacking out at NATO members for not spending enough on defense.

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>Labour literally have said "babies will die if you vote tory" on their leaflets
>reeeeee don't mention the IRA


ah yes, the Left.

>tax the very rich

ah yes, good luck prying in to mr nosenbergs reinforced vault in panama or the canary islands, I'm sure they're governments will cooperate fully with us instead of telling us to fuck off like the have done since they were created

>>75774964
Add fried chicken and then it's patrician

>>75775015
>NEETs are corbyn voters and educated people are UKIP/CON voters

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed

>>75775018
fuck off arrogant student

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>>75775017
couldn't sleep last night
went out the garden to tidy it up earlier
watching something now

>>75775003
ктo тeбя cпpocил, бpaтaн

>>75775015
>literally no reason not to vote labour now
apart from the ridiculous promises
apart from their MPs
apart from their immigration policy
apart from the fact that UKIP exists

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the mom has developed a bad cough over the past couple of days lads, hopefully her many years of smoking cigarettes has NOT caught up with her.

>>75774921
I know right?
silly labour voters thinking this stuff doens't belong on brit/pol/

Seems sort of obvious that we'll get less white immigrants after Brexit desu. The pressure from business to keep immigration levels up will mean that the numbers we'd previously get from the EU will instead come from all over the world.

If you own a farm, Eastern Euros are a good choice if you need cheap fruit pickers but Africans and other third worlders are an even better choice.

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Found a bit of the ol Cancer on a 20p

>>75775046
why not la'

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I scored top of my Game Theory module in the Open University, and I’ve read several popular books about the topic. I am trained in game theory and its various applications, particularly in nuclear war. You are nothing to me but just another possible target. I will argue for you to be vapourized by a mushroom cloud because that's the only way to win. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network in Faslane and telling them about my new strategies of game theory. You’re fucking dead, kid. r If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking game'd, kiddo.

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Shan't

>>75775018
it doesn't take intelligence to get a degree just study

>>75774754
>edgy opinion if you seriously believe world leaders really REALLY want to use nukes but are being held back through fear of retaliation

Imagine if China had nukes pointed at Japan and told them if they continued their activity in the Chinese claimed territory of the China Sea they'd consider it an unlawful attack on their sovereignty?

What if Russia had nukes and could demand old Soviet territory back without any resistance, what if the USA got tired of all the US casualties in the Vietnam War and demanded a surrender or else? Literally every nation on earth would be held hostage. What do you think Israel would do to ME countries that constantly attack them and terrorize their civilians? You are so naive its insane. Even if the countries never used them the direct threat of them would give those nations complete and unchecked regional dominance.

Even the USA used nukes because they wanted a quick surrender from a nation they'd already beat. They had no reason to fear of retaliation.

>>75774991
you'll be able to comprehend the same concepts as someone with a high IQ, but you might need to break it into smaller parts and spend more time learning it. you'd be less efficient but could still be as effective

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>>75775103
just a fucked up sleeping pattern

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>>75775112
creasing

>>75775100
business idea: limit immigration so we dont import 300 thousand pakis
but hmmm
say
which political parties are proposing reduced immigration
certainly not labour

>>75775117
>it doesn't take intelligence
maybe not at southbank but it does at my university

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Eating some of these, very nice I must say

>>75775112
not very good

>>75775137
>so we dont import 300 thousand pakis
we don't

>>75775154
yet

>>75775034
>canary islands

Think you mean Cayman Islands m8, and ironically they're a British Overseas Territory.

Really wish we'd jut absorb them into Britain-proper (which would render a lot of arguments by Argentina and Spain moot), but given that the previous Prime Minister's dad made a living operating a tax avoidance scheme in one of these places I severely doubt it.

>>75775123
game theory you mongoloid

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>>75775145
ah yes, 4 billion calories per packet

>OVEN PIZZA
>CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>BRADLEY WALSH
>LAMBRINI
>THE CHASE
>COMEDY GOLD
>REDDIT SCREENCAPS
>CREASING
>HOWLING
>SCREECHING

you know that feeling when u can bin veryone in the thread?

nah u probably dont

how do you like your chicken lads? I always go medium rare

>>75775184
I'm not eating a whole pack of them at once x

>>75775130
you trying to fix it by staying up or what?

>>75775143
delusion

>>75775188
>Comedy gold
only sounds good in a northern accent desu COMHADY GUWLD

>>75775137
Forget Labour, they won't win, everyone knows we'll have a Tory government. But they won't reduce immigration. They've promised it before and have singularly failed to deliver, and it was Theresa May's responsibility.

The Tories are also the party of business and business is the driving force behind immigration. They want a constant supply of cheap labour and they don't care where it comes from, and if they want it the Tories will give it to them.

Don't like it? Oh, what are you going to do, vote Labour?

trimmed the pubes around my circumsized white cock lads
doubt the girl I'm going to see tonight will be able to resist giving it a suck

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Which party will make it easier for a burger like myself to move and work there

>>75775226
reddit spacing
reddit capitals
reddit full stops
reddit opinions

>>75775226
because the EU won't let them reduce immigration

>>75775243
the only thing they agree on is keeping out the yanks

>>75775248
What about the other 300,000 non EU migrants a year they could have reduced whenever they wanted

>>75775207
ah yes...you probably believe in IQ tests instead and think you're smarter than grothendieck because he only had an iq of 118

>>75775248
mong

>>75775268
>>75775154
made me ponder

>>75775225
nothing sounds good in a northern accent bud, not even a female orgasm.

got a 135 iq

>>75775243
Labour/Liberal democrats will make it easier
Conservatives keep things as they are and lower taxes
Labour will tax you to hell and back
UKIP will keep the yanks out

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>>75775243
>>75775256
Fuggg

>>75775271
fuck off arrogant student

>>75775271
but i said iq doesn't matter ??

started doing an exaggerated Virgin Walk past the office virgin and he ran to the toilet crying lmao, me and dan were howling

Remember when David Cameron promised to keep net immigration capped to the tens of thousands?

>>75775294
im a once in a generation genius

labour? no immigration target
conservatives? won't meet it

only UKIP will save us

>>75775295
Labour promised not to reduce tax on those earning under £80k a year while Tories refused to make the same promise

>>75775268
the eu wouldn't let them reduce that either

>>75775336
ukip aren't a viable party

Remember when I promised not to overdose on heroin? Hahahaha x

only the lib dems can save us desu

/brit/ dies tomorrow

>>75775349
not an argument
they can be voted for
they are viable

the cat grumbled at me :3

Capitalism is the main thing driving mass immigration.

>>75775337
>reduce

all tory voters should vote for UKIP, thats how they can win
so, what are you waiting for?

>>75775339
You can't just make stuff up in an argument m8

Non-EU visas are, and have always been, the sole remit of the Home Office

>>75775374
also, virtue signalling middle aged women and cuckolds (aka labour, lib dem, green, snp voters)

>>75775387
nah

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>>75775339
Fucking hell you're a retard

arrogant students out
high iq neets in

>rich man embezzles £20m from company
>1 year in minimum security(a literal holiday resort) prison

>man robs store
>5-10 years in maximum security

explain this

>>75775387
>Conservatives
>Not cuckolds

>>75775380
>>75775400
the eu pressures their member states to accept non eu immigrants

>>75775414
simple: one is a violent crime, the other isn't

>>75775415
wow convinced me with that one 'efty 'ol i'll sure be voting labour tomorrow

>>75775414
poor people are violent and stupid

>>75775428
>pressurises
>forces
pick one and only one. what can they do if we refuse to take non-EU immigrants? absolutely nothing

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>the eu pressures their member states to accept non eu immigrants

>>75775414
capitalism

>>75775428
You're talking about refugees, bud. Not immigrants. This is embarrassing.

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the economist is radical centrist

>>75775443
>Defending the Tories
>On 4chan
Like a paki vegan defending halal slaughter

>>75775428
The UK is not part of the EU refugee quota

>>75775480
*purchases a subscription*

>>75775477
and they can't even force us to take refugees, we have an opt-out. he has literally no idea what he's on about

>>75775485
this this this

>>75775485
"yes so our focus group has determined that 4chan is racist so if you just say everything is like a paki they'll be sure to vote labour!"

>>75775459
just telling you why the tories might not have reduced non eu immigration, no need to get angry
>>75775477
wrong

>>75775485
if he was a paki he probably would.

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>brother has asked me out to dinner with a couple of friends of his
>I'm a recluse
What do lads.

>>75775428
>this is what brexiteers actually think
no wonder low information northerners and old people with dementia voted to take us out

>>75775517
1: stop being a recluse
2: go out with your brother
3: get drunk
4: have a great time trying to shag some slags
DO NOT just be yourself

>>75775517
politely decline

>>75775533
this is truth

heard 'sheeds are getting stabby again. any truth?

http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2013/09/economist-explains-itself-0

>Is The Economist left- or right-wing?

>Neither. We consider ourselves to be in the "radical centre"

Thought "radical centrism" was just a meme

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>>75775505
you're so fucking thick it's unreal

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give this a try lads

pretty horrifying

http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/

>>75775517
Go out, I'm in the same shoes. You go out and I'll definitely do

>>75775473
Can't stand Blair but it's pretty funny that he fucked Murdoch's wife 2bh

will the leftypol spergs please scuttle back to their shitholes tomorrow? i miss having fun threads
you spackers ruined /brit/

>>75775505
The EU can only pressure member states to take refugees that enter the European union. They can also allow free movement of EU citizens between states. That's not really migration, though. The number of immigrants a country accepts per year is up to that country. At least, it is now. The EU will undoubtedly roll out universal immigration policies for member states eventually.

I voted leave, and stick by it. But you're utterly clueless about what you're saying. The EU has a lot of negative issues with free movement and refugees. But that isn't immigration.

>>75775568
mine's in your nan

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>>75775576
hmm

>>75775601
not reading this

Will immigration go down with the increasing mechanisation?

>>75775556
Yes but it was committed by women so it was a failure and it is getting little media coverage

the absolute fucking STATE of avios points lads

a flight within europe with BA, paid for entirely with avios points, costs more than the equivalent ryanair flight due to taxes

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITISH AIRWAYS

>>75775625
Well, okay then. It would have saved you looking like a retard in future discussions regarding the EU. But leave it to the Americans to pass up learning something in an effort to save face.

Jeremy Corbyn Says If He Was Prime Minister He'd Tell Donald Trump: "You're Wrong, Mate"

>>75775517
rudely decline

>>75775581
Just awkward because as soon as anything is brought up it'll become apparent I never do anything
>>75775544
Like this option
>>75775543
Not that kind of thing mate

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Haven't been practicing the song I wanted to sing for karaoke tonight

>>75775517
bit gay

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>>75775576
ahh yes, AI is right around the corner

>>75775667
based

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are kev

>polish beggar with broken english ingame
why do they do it lads

>>75775720
>polish beggar
lold irl

>>75775480
Love this

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>>75775694
you're meant to be drawing a face

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>been drinking so much coffee to go poo that i now have a headache

>>75775658
just tell me how to btfo lefties

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guess who, lads

>>75775816
imagine being this politically retarded
someone post the radical centrist pasta for this mong

>>75775816
ignore all the facts

>>75775825
the lad that pushed that cake into the face of the ceo of some big company

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>>75775825
are tim

>>75775843
>>75775850
leftypol baited out hard. fuck off you sniveling little runts

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>She said he had social anxiety and had been having 'bad thoughts'.
>Prosecutors released transcripts of text messages the then-17-year-old Carter sent to Roy. In one, she allegedly wrote: 'The time is right and you're ready, you just need to do it!'
>The court heard that Carter sent 40 text messages to Roy urging him to kill himself before he finally took his own life.
>In some exchanges, she even revealed she was frustrated he had not taken his life yet.
'Well… I guess [that I am frustrated] just because you always say you are gonna do it but you don’t,' she text him. 'But last night I know you really wanted to do it and I’m not mad. Well, I mean, kind of, I guess, just because you always say you’re gonna do it… but you don’t but last night I knew you really wanted to and I’m not mad.'
>When he mentioned he was worried it would hurt his family, Carter told him they'd 'get over it'.

>be socially anxious NEET
>finally get a gf
>she drives you to fucking suicide for attention

Women are fucking evil

>>75775647
k. ta, la, I can always count on you lot to provide the latest in these matters

>>75775906
just be yourself :)

Desmond has his barrow at a marketplace...

flannelette bedsheets are ON

>>75775816
Deary, deary me. You should probably just avoid political discussion until you have informed opinions, no? You know how you get informed opinions? Not dismissing informed posts. Reading in general actually.

>>75775906
>Women are fucking evil
because you cannot find one daft enough to tolerate a fat uncharismatic loser like you?

police are in my building, mentioned "block b room c" which describes my room
so it's quite likely that in the last few days someone directly above me committed suicide

>>75775981
doxxed

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Me haha

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>>75775893
you've btfo yourself kid and proved once again that rorkes make up their opinion before knowing the facts whereas we base our opinion after the reading the facts

>>75775985
bit weird putting the porn actress in with the rest
they're not exactly exploited like the asian girls making her clothes

>>75776013

>>75775816 was my first post in this thread, jog on leftypol

>>75775985
feels good
>>75775972
shut it gimp boy

>>75776032
/brit/ is a leftypol general
please leave

can't wait until the election is over so all you cunts can shut he fuck up about politics and go back to /pol/ so we can get back to bantering about slags, poos, and runts

>>75775906
>carried out a dry run 2 days before his suicide
what did they mean by this?

>>75776013
Rorke here. I was arguing with him too, don't lump a village retard into a political class, please. Gosh, it's almost like lefties make blanket statements ;^)

>>75776013
I am euphoric

>>75776054
>all lefties make blanket statements

people who use capital letters and full stops in /brit/ please neck yourselves

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>>75776032
that post was EXACTLY my point
gosh you're really embarrassing yourself here

Why does the second wank feel so much more intense?

poo posting? love it
wank posting? love it
slags? love em
pints? love em
tim posting? love it
gimmicks posted once or twice a day? love em

yanks? hate em
politics? hate it

simple as

>>75776047
She pretended he had gone missing and soaked up some sympathy

>>75776028
mate... human trafficing for pornography and sex work in general is breddy bad. especially in eastern europe. some of the women are basically slaves. typical lefty retard

genuinely a bit grim now that I realise the noises I heard last night were probably someone hanging themselves

>>75776105
>
>simple as-posting
love it

bum'st

Tara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fLnQZ5H8uo

>>75776122
bit more grim that i wanked to them

>>75776072
congratulations, you are now aware of the joke. fucking hell even with the winky noseface and everything.

Push me to the edge

All my friends are dead

>>75776090
>you proved once again that rorkes make up their opinion before knowing the facts by baiting me out and making me reply to you
lol

How come we had to take immigrants after ww2 but not after ww1 when more of our people died in ww1?

>>75776121
erm.... im not a lefty mate? ok?

>>75776165
Spanish influenza

hahahahaha can yer tell that am scottish am writing wae shitty words. aw wee getn as hink so ahaha x

>>75776144
>I am going to share this on my facebook meme page, keep it up, you're maturing quickly and the most respectable English woman I get my news from.
alri

>>75776168
okay well then just a retard i suppose.

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>Rorke here

>>75776146
u mad? looool baited

>grr white genocide

aha, no mate, it's just the capitalists wanting their cheap labour

>>75776189
dont think so
would rather be a porn actress in lithuania than a 12 year old girl working 14 hour shifts for nothing in china, or a wog choking to death in a cobalt mine x

>>75776201
i'll fight you irl mate so just watch it okay

drugs, birds, and physical labour, thems me specialties

Why does the (((west))) hate Iran? Seems like a based country to me

need a gf with a nice accent who sometimes makes grammatical errors that i won't correct

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peng

Back from the vote

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Abolish the green belt desu senpai

You lads are my only friends

>Local mosque condemns terrorist attack
do they really?
should go without saying
why don't they get the local catholic churchs opinion on the incident too?
oh that's right, because we know what they think

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Babs

>>75776252
wish i was a hot fanny owner so i would never have to work

Wish ww1 happened when video and photography were more advanced desu. Imagine HD footage of the first world war.

>>75776286
Because the Catholic priest is too busy raping children

>>75776286
except the nail bomber talked about bombing at his mosque and they didn't do anything about it

>>75776309
>>75776309
>>75776309


new


>>75776309
>>75776309
>>75776309

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html

>>75776230
how about a porn actress from lithuania in serbia made to have sex for money on the side with up to 30 men a day when she's not making porn, until she's all spent out, then being chucked on the street with no money or an identity when she's old and haggard

>>75776325
Don't use this thread, fucking 18 posts early runtoid

>>75774801
>checks flag
YES

>>75774893
>don't vote for populists, vote for UKIP

Howling

>>75776289
>Those hips

Would love for her to sit on my face for an extended period of time.

*Votes for the SNP*

>>75776339
ye

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Beanbag status: Obliterated

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>>75776380
*shits on your face*

>>75776431
fuck off not breaking my neck to read this

>>75776289
too thin

>>75776490
ctrl+alt+right arrow

>>75776630
>alt right
!