/brit/

Upa RA

Hiya hun x

20 fucking 2 posts early

>>75770991
OP in charge of handling the banter

big fan of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA

4:20

anime

How common is it for parents in Britain to warn their children that they will be disinherited if they marry a non-white?

Asking because that's how it was in my (middle class Catholic) family.

can't see janny allowing this thread to continue

watching mr louey thorax

>>75771082
>expecting to inherit anything
t. lazy millennial

>>75771100
the janitor died long ago

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Open the news any time this month and you'll see a terrorist attack. Mark my words, the word Ramadan will strike fear into the hearts of your children.

Fucking racists

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took a tylenol PM lads

>>75770850
They argued constantly and Lenin knew Stalin was rather power hungry. Lenin wanted the leadership to not be focused on one central figure. Of course that isn't what ended up happening and Lenin rightly foresaw Stalin as a threat to that goal.

It goes further than "lol he was rude so fuk him"

Why so early?

>>75771148
because fuck you thats why

*poos into the thread*

>>75771148
My guess is OP had to vent something and he wasn't taking any chances.

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>>75771117
BUT WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Zey7o04Qk

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>>75771082
>cucktholics
>caring about race

Nice try Seamus, as if your parents wouldn't be happy you married some Flip or Ghanaian as long as they were part of "the Church"

>>75770991
Bravo London

>>75770991
>start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead.
rasheed

>>75771082
can't wait till christianity is dead

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Haven't had a shag for 14 years and I'm only 26 lads.

>>75771184
Never gonna happen, thankfully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOy3xykPKP0

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*sorts the runts into hufflepuff*

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>>75771222

can't wait till all religion is dead

VOTE TOMORROW

can't wait for the lefty tears

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>>75771222

Theresa may is literally the only party leader with class

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Stop seeking control

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>>75771235
Makes sense that Corbyn is classless though

the Daily Stormer has endorsed Corbyn lads
https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>75771235
Still don't understand how she lost that ~20 point lead - is she really that shit?

>Abbott forced out
That's it, voting for Lib Dem for general and Labour for local. Screw traitors

Doing a chad poo [pooing naked other than socks, with the door open while singing]

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watching totoro

i'm very unhappy haha

>>75771253
so basically their point in supporting him is because labour seem more anti-semitic? kek

>>75771277
>forced out

She's seriously ill anon.

>>75771229
don't think the lefties are expecting to win desu

>>75771143
>They argued constantly and Lenin knew Stalin was rather power hungry

Now I know you are just pulling shit out your arse. Provide me some quotes by Lenin (I know you won't be able to pmsl)

>Lenin wanted the leadership to not be focused on one central figure.

Not sure what this means desu. Lenin might have hated the bureaucracy but that's not really a good attack against Stalin if Stalin was nominated to the position.

>Of course that isn't what ended up happening and Lenin rightly foresaw Stalin as a threat to that goal.

Again provide some quotes or something because I know you are making this up

>>75771304
Is the Daily Stormer satirical.

it..has to be.

>>75771298
haha kot
:3

>>75771253
what people dont realise is what corbyn believes and what labour as a whole believes are different things. corbyn and his cabal of old labourites might not be massive cucks but his party and everyone who votes labour is.

>>75771307
I'd believe it if there was proof, seen none of that so far

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>>75771350

don't forget to vote for based corbyn tomorrow

just wanted to let you guys know im hoping for another attack on voting day. i mean its the perfect time for it. its pretty much guaranteed isnt it?

part and parcel guys part and parcel

>>75771307
>>75771343
She's had dyscalculia all her life, why leave now?

>>75771253

he's actually laid out a decent argument

still shan't be voting for an SJW though.

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>>75771354
ah yes

wait so is abbott shit-canned or just taking a break? is she not shadow home secretary any more?

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>>75771352
will do

>>75771354
it could involve a parcel AND parts

>>75771298
Watch Grave of the Fireflies next. Totoro and GoF premiered together and provides the full Ghibli experience if you do just that

looking grim for labor

will be providing more biting and insightful commentary on the election in a few hours x

>>75771354
caralad?

>>75771354
and just think, I was mocking the French not long ago for having to have soldiers at their polling stations.

>>75771367
She's just a bit ill and tired, she'll just stay home for a while and lie in a tub of lard the fat disgusting cow holy shit.

>>75771309
I must go now. I have better things to do. I will be back.

>>75771386
i cant find english versions

makes me sad desu

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it was predestined
>>75771423

>be londoner
>spend the most
>apartments and ghettos
>get bombed
>beheadings in the streets
>met confirm but dont arrest criminals
>airport is shit
>even breweries are moving
>think everything is fine
What the fuck is the point of spending the most, and on yourself, if you get nothing but shit out of it?

Has Nicola sturgeon had some work done? Looking a bit cuter these days

can literally picture in my mind the gangs of paki youths stalking the polling stations tomorrow heeming amyone who doesn't tow the muslim line and vote for corbyn

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save a life
bin that knife
all you need is spork

>>75771453
very yanky post

>>75771419
I like Ghibli dubs, The Tale of Princess Kaguya's was one of the better ones but GotF is really worth a watch subbed

>>75771439
the only people who live in london are the poor souls who were born there and know nothing else or the saps who made shitty life decisions and chose careers which force them there.
of course they dont like admitting that so make up lots of excuses as to why living in a hugely expensive, grey, polluted, cramped city full of rude foreigners is a good thing.

>>75771464
do you know where i can watch the english versions

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You cannot dream yourself to notice
To feel pain and swallow fear
But can you stay up for the weekend
Till next year

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Searching and/or destroying
Gotta get me another coconut or a mango maybe

helo

>>75771422
you are like a little runt
watch this

>>75771517

>>75771514
mind the sneks

Will be jobless in two days time

What should I expect from neethood?

>>75771491
Literally any streaming site

>>75771530
A taste for Chinese cartoons

>>75771184
you'll be waiting a long time boyo

So, is it a public holiday for britbongs tomorrow?

>>75771514
imagine all the horrifying insects and arachnids living in there just waiting for a chance to sink their chitinous fangs in you.

>>75771530
Despair
Bitterness
Cynicism

I've been in the rut for over 8 months now

>>75771530
depends if you enjoy your own company
first 8 months were quite pleasant for me, novelty wears off though

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>>75771544
They're more afraid of you than you are of them

>>75771564
tell me you didn't eat that, fuck sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8kSNIbbL1M

>>75771564
food of the future right there.

>>75771543
no lad. we don't even get a sausage.

>>75771491
Quality isn't great and watermark but there's this. http://www.watchanimemovie.com/sub-dub/grave-of-fireflies.html?url=http://mp4edge.com/embed/3b99554b

Last site I used database is screwed ahhh

>>75771253
based anglin
would vote corbs if I lived in the uk

I'm available for a meet and quick chat

Message me if you can

>>75771309
>Comrade Stalin, having become Secretary-General, has unlimited authority concentrated in his hands, and I am not sure whether he will always be capable of using that authority with sufficient caution. Comrade Trotsky, on the other hand, as his struggle against the C.C. on the question of the People's Commissariat of Communications has already proved, is distinguished not only by outstanding ability.

>At the head of the list I set an increase in the number of Central Committee members to a few dozen or even a hundred.

>As for the first point, i.e., increasing the number of C.C. members, I think it must be done in order to raise the prestige of the Central Committee, to do a thorough job of improving our administrative machinery and to prevent conflicts between small sections of the C.C. from acquiring excessive importance for the future of the Party.

All Lenin's words. Seems he was rather spot on with Stalin getting carried away with his authority.

>>75771304
no because corbyn is anti globalism
I swear some of you have the worst read comprehension

*swaggers into the thread*

Weeeey, what's up lads?

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>>75771604
noice

SO CALLED Islamic state

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Bit rude.

chicken nubets almost done

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>>75771642
hello

>>75771604
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v1219166HK4zDBF6

seeing a lot of bullshit articles painting May in a bad light recently

tired of leftist propaganda 2bh. it's nothing but lies

>>75771059
It's mot banter when people talk about London. It is, now more than ever, objectively the absolute worst place to live in the UK. Rampant gun crime, knife crime, gang crime, hotbed of islamic extremism, grossly overpopulated, polluted, permenantly traffic jammed. Gee, what a paradise. Sure it is an econmoic powerhouse, but that's irrelevant if you're living there on less than, or at least close to a six figure salary

a pint of pint please mr pint tender

>>75771659
bit much but she is a horrible hypocrite racist so i dont particularly care.

saw on the news that the cost of living in the uk has gone down for people coming here from overseas cos of the drop in value of the pound.

>country votes brexit
>pound drops
>companies now find it easier to get overseas workers to come here
>immigration increases

ah yes, brexit

Can't imagine living in Syria or something and having your city taken over by ISIS. It's the equivalent of having my city taken over by a bunch of rorkes

Just noticed the workfu has a minion air freshener in her car

dropped

>>75771604
>streaming ghibli movies

wew lad that is some pleb tier shit

>>75771666
will i get a virus if i click this thailad

>>75771705
i dont think rorkes would force toddlers to shoot dissidents, start burning groups of homosexuals alive in cages or kidnap, rape and forcibly marry the women in the areas they take over.

>>75771705
Do rorkes behead people?

got a virus when i opened this thread

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>>75771705
that's why they join the sdf/saa innit

is brexit a good or bad thing for cute english twinks

>>75771679
Yeah..
>>75771732
you've never heard of http://www.veoh.com?

no mate, it's legit, google the link if you want to be sure.

>>75771732
nah but he'll log your IP

>>75771675
may is like jeb but less charismatic

>>75771701
>less foreign workers come here because their wages are worth less when they take them home

>>75771732
Why do you want to watch the english version so bad? Also you can just download 720p off of any torrent site.

>>75771705
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/723942/ISIS-kills-250-children-dough-kneader-burns-men-alive-oven-Syria-Open-Doors-report
doubt rorkes are this bad

>>75771574
',;^)

having nuggets with chopsticks

>>75771726
Too poor to afford another hard drive

>>75771701
doesn't work like that
workers coming to the UK still earn british wages

>>75771760

>720p

Oh dear. Runt alert.

Think im going to vote corbyn desu

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>>75771740
>>75771742

Wanted to go to the Charles Tyrwhitt shop near London Bridge to get some new shirts lads.

Think it's safe?

>>75771787
mk ultra lad

>>75771761
jesus. and lefties get angry because we bomb these fuckers?

Stuck in lift with Corbyn and Abbott. She can't work out what floor number, he won't press the button.

>>75771787
VERY offensive picture

>>75771787
whats your point?

>>75771784
You aren't watching very much anime in 1080p unless its upscaled

>>75771812
saw this joke verbatim on twitter earlier

>>75771812
>he won't press the button.
what is this in reference to?

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>>75771812

why do chinese people bring seeds and weird organic stuff to australia

>>75771849
He won't launch nukes even if the UK is being nuked.

dont understand why one image at the start of each thread causes so much consternation
caralad committed suicide because of it

hate job searching
hate the job centre
love bennies
love weed

simple as

anyone in skipton want to give one another's dicks a seeing to?

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I have burned my tomorrows
And I stand inside today
At the edge of the future
And my dreams all fade away

got a toothache

>>75771891
serves you right

>>75771581
There's a restaurant in London called Archipelago that sells insects in the food as a marketing gimmick.

Is it just this one NZ poster who's always a faggot?

>>75771911
yep

>>75771802
1, we get angry when secular stable regimes are toppled by imperialists
2, leftist ground forces are the best force against isis right now

>>75771911
haha
chance would be a fine thing

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>>75771904

>>75771930
>we get angry when secular stable regimes are toppled by imperialists
thought you lot hate assab

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>>75771904
these are all too accurate

hate the meme of insects as a future food

nobody takes the issue of overpopulation seriously, they'd rather we live off bugs and in cramped flats because muh GDP than actually pursue anti-natal policies

>>75771726
Hey, you're the one who watches dubs m8

>>75771953
haha
chance would be a fine thing

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>wew lad that is some pleb tier shit

>>75771951
Then why were leftist so happy with Assad and Gaddafi toppled?

>>75771953
i'd love for the uk to have a comfy pop of 10 million and return to a cosy agrarian society but still keep our cities as hubs of education and innovation.

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Just had the worst exam of my life and am quite seriously considering suicide. The family shame is unbearable.

What can I do to distract myself from this terrible, terrible feeling?

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Oh the bitter winds are coming in
And I'm already missing the summer
Stockholm's cold but I've been told
I was born to endure this kind of weather
When it's you I find like a ghost in my mind
I am defeated and I gladly wear the crown

>>75771988
meant for
>>75771930

>>75772007
Suicide

>>75771881

Wanna meet in the woods in Silsden? Little walk up to Ilkley moor for some privacy?

>>75772007
when you get older you'll realise that it doesn't actually matter

>>75772007
Imagine your future job at Tesco.
Then remember it's all your fault because were simply too lazy to learn.
Damn, an entire life fucked up just because of laziness and procrastination...

>>75772026
might be true for most
not true for my circumstances

>>75771980
don't get you
>>75771994
10m is ridiculously small, you'd struggle to maintain already existing infrastructure in the uk.
just talking about limiting current growth and have populations at maintenance level or slowly decline. if people can't afford kids don't flood countries like the uk with immies

>>75772072
doubt it. personality and experience trumps how well you can regurgitate information onto pieces of paper.

>>75772072
Why?

>>75772077
>you'd struggle to maintain already existing infrastructure in the uk.
but you wouldn't need to with 10 million people. durr.

>>75771862
>tory voters actually care about this
why is the uk so full of mongs? As bad as the yanks

>>75772072
why do you think youre so special, poofter

>>75772102
what about all the massive apartment buildings and houses already built

>Corbyn literally too scared to even say he'd be willing to use nuclear weapons in a 2nd strike

cannot fathom the kind of person who would be this limp wristed. it only hurts UK national security when your leader isn't even able to commit to using nukes in a retaliatory fashion when pressed by his own citizens.

>>75772116
refugee housing

need to shart, don't want to get up

>>75772116
demolished hopefully and replaced with luscious fields and greenhouses.

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You don't wanna hurt me
But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I'm tearing you asunder
Oh, there is thunder in our hearts

why would you want a leader to use nukes in a retaliatory fashion

brainlet reasoning

>>75772107
I think it's the principal rather than the action itself.

You want your PM to put the lives of your citizens above that of anything else. He's gallivanting about saying, "nope, won't retaliate lol."

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>>75772089
i want to go into academia, so its more than just a degree

>>75772096
>>75772108
Everyone in my family has gone to Cambridge for 4 generations

i will be the first in over 100 years to fail to make my grades

when i got the offer back in january i got tons of congratulations and postcards from relatives all over the world congratulating me and tell me how great its going to be

now i have to look them in the eyes and tell them i fucked it all up

want to die

>>75772151
Why wouldn't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEcHuXdkSpg

hes right you know

>>75772170
but its not going to happen

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>>75772172
rekt desu

>>75772172
cambridge lets anyone in these days so dont worry. just say you're an oppressed minority or something.

>faimly hass gone to the same community college for generations
>my grades werent good enough to get in

its the end for me lads

>>75772184
Doesn't matter, it's the perfect metaphor for how frail he is on protecting the country.

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>36% white british

>>75772179
why would I want thousands of people to die because some rich pollie cunt wants to act a big man and say so

>>75772214
muh gdp tho

>We are 85% white from the last census in the 10s, however 39% of births in 2015 are from non-whites, France is pretty much dead country walking. Waiting for the white ethno-state or the civil war now.
ah yes

>>75772172
Sorry lad, but screw man. Wait a year or go to your second choice. Everyone makes mistakes. Why Academia, is lecturing and payed research really that worthwhile for you?

>>75772218
What's so bad about that? They should have thought harder about launching a nuke to begin with.

>>75772151
Even if he weren't (which would be incredibly stupid) the fact that he's so hesitant on the subject makes the UK a larger target for nuclear attacks if countries think they'll have less reproach than other countries for it. There's a reason why Israel claims to have nuclear weapons pointed at every major city ready to launch in case their state falls.

>>75772218
>if you kill your enemies they win

truly amazing logic

>>75772229
100% of Births in the United States are strange non white mongrels called "Americans" yet there's no civil war happening there.

>>75772264
lot of low level political violence which I only see escalating

exciting thing about france is that they're so far gone that they'll provide a model for western countries if they do go completely to shit

nobody would defend immies elsewhere if they completely fuck the country

>>75772255
wow weird all i can read is:
>i dont know what NATO is and suck cocks regularly

>>75770991
Yorkshire till I die

>>75772229
Can't wait for the clash between Secularists and Islam. Secularism will get btfo but as long as France suffers it's a win win

>>75772283
Literally not an argument. Hope the UK gets 5 cities wiped off the map while your limp wristed PM is afraid to do anything.

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How do I talk to a bartender?

If I go and sit by the bar and wait does that signal to them i want to talk?
Do I have to say something to initiate proceedings?

>>75772305
wave your money in the air to get his attention

You could make the argument, WW3 hasn't already happened because of the mutually assured destruction stemming from world powers having nuclear armaments. If a country knows they'll get nuked upon the precipice of victory then it's not worth it.

the 'civil war' will never happen until the welfare system collapses

>>75772304
it is an argument. here it is:
the individual attitude to retaliation of a single leader is irrelevant to the power of the countries nuclear deterrent as long as that country is in NATO since NATO is the body that would actually carry out retaliatory strikes in the event of disaster

does that help, Stefan?

On a train going to Manchester lads

Really REALLY hope I don't get ethnically enriched

Who are you lads voting for tomorrow? No memeing.

>>75772250
because you nuke randos or miliatary bases not the people launching the nuke

if China launched a nuke in the future it wouldn't be in consultation with the people, why punish them for what some fat tiny penis'd commie did

genuinely waiting for the resurgence of the KKK. it's going to happen.

>>75772336
um, this isn't a bigot general

>>75772324
i know how to order a drink you bender

im asking how do i have an actual conversation

>>75772337
just gonna draw a big nob on the ballot with 'disdain' written up the shaft

>>75772304
Tbf I think that a deterrent only works if it's assured destruction, but May wants to infringe on civil rights, has cut police, won't rule out tax rises. And for many people focusing on nukes isn't what they wanna hear. There's no hope to Theresa May's message

>>75772358
you dont. they're working you dense cunt.

back from my run

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lol

>>75772255
ah yes the UK is definitely as a risk of nuclear attacks within the next five years or corbyn's lifetime. those countries just dying to push the button could do it with no backlash from every other country in the world

also
>yank
>citing israel as a model of foreign policy

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very worried for Europe's future

>>75772342
People are guilty of government actuions
If the people know they will suffer because of government decisions they will put pressure on them to not launch nukes to begin with

If officials know their family and friends are at risk they will think twice

There have to be real dangers, real punishments for all actions

if i put an X in the box i want but also draw a willy will my vote still count?

>>75772331
Except the UK would have power to directly retaliate against a nuclear strike on their country.

>>75772337
just gonna write corbyn on the ballot sheet
hes not in my constitutional or my country so I'll have to send it via post

>>75772337
Farron

>>75772404
Good thing so many of them speak french. They'll fit right in.

>>75772404
at least this accelerationism means we get to see some serious shit in our lifetimes

gonna be fun

let the lard of the black land carm farth

>tfw don't really want to vote for any of them but want to vote out of principle.
HELP ME CHOOSE

wonder how president bog fart will reaxt when he has to deal with a strong willed alpha male like Corbo

>>75772451
corbyn
it'll be a laugh

>>75772399
These things aren't always in a literal sense, it's a window into Corbyn's idealism vs. his rationality. There will be points where a PM is going to have to make difficult decisions for the country, they have to be based on what's best for the people, not always on what's the most moral thing to do.

There's a van of a bin company parked outside my house atm

Feel like we've done something illegal with our bloody bins hahaha

>>75772453
The poor guy still hasn't recovered from Macron's merciless handshake.

>>75772399
>ah yes the UK is definitely as a risk of nuclear attacks within the next five years or corbyn's lifetime.

Ah yes, there is absolutely no possibility of any nuclear conflict with Russia. Better to just not consider it possible and ignore it than have to answer an uncomfortable question. Truly amazing.

>with no backlash from every other country in the world

They sure as hell aren't going to get backlash for the UK

>>75772255
>There's a reason why Israel claims to have nuclear weapons pointed at every major city
because they're filthy, rotten vermin who know that they're on borrowed time

why would anyone use israel as an example of anything?

>>75772495
it's a disguised MI5 van you idiot

Ah yes I absolutely love geopolitics being reduced to a Mexican standoff but instead of six-shooters the participants have an arsenal of nuclear missiles

This must be the infamous 'world peace' I've heard so much about

>>75772503
yes there really isn't, do you actually expect Russia might launch a nuclear attack in le current year?
>They sure as hell aren't going to get backlash for the UK
are you retarded?

>>75772515
nah it's bin day, bloke got out and started scanning random bins left at houses with some machine and taking photos

bloody bizarre

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>Ah yes I absolutely love geopolitics being reduced to a Mexican standoff but instead of six-shooters the participants have an arsenal of nuclear missiles

>This must be the infamous 'world peace' I've heard so much about

>>75770991
the reason I hate London is because it is a run down shithole swarming with immigrants. nothing more to it than that

>>75772453
Would unironically love to see Trump rip corbyn's right arm out of its socket with one of his handshakes

alri thailad

>>75772535
just hope a nuke lands directly on me when it all starts
dont want to slowly die of starvation

alri

>>75772515
>>75772545
>scanning random bins left at houses with some machine and taking photos
By that I mean it's like he was reviewing how accurate the bin men were at leaving the correct bin at each house and their position to each driveway or something

He's gone now

>>75772562
run down compared to where in the UK?

>>75772562

richest part of the country.

read paragraph 3

>>75772576
Salivating at the thought of my delicate scrotum being reduced to ash in a nanosecond

>>75772562
>Run down
But it gets more investment than anywhere else?

>>75772543
>are you retarded?
just going by what I heard a PM candidate for the UK say

>yes there really isn't, do you actually expect Russia might launch a nuclear attack in le current year?

I think it's very unlikely. But, its clearly not an impossibility. Many unlikely things aren't impossibilities. The geopolitical landscape is unpredictable. The fact that someone is unable to answer a simple and very uncontroversial question about it says a lot really.

>>75772576
Live in the city?

>>75772678
nah commuter town outside of dublin
Nary a chance a nuke will hit me

>>75772678
Nuking Dublin would be like throwing a grenade into a bakery. Ridiculous overkill for literally what?

shave my nose hairs

>>75772644
I'll help you out lad and answer that question for you: Russia will not launch a nuclear strike on the UK
>They sure as hell aren't going to get backlash for the UK
this sentence doesn't make sense but you seem you think if an unprovoked nuclear attack on the UK happened the global community would turn their head and go "nah never really liked the UK anyway lol. bunch of rorkes"
russia would be fully fucked, nobody would back them up

>be a chavvy rorke
>Hate immigrants and want them all out
>votes labour for freebies

Repeat

why are women here so fucking fat? they must account for more than 70% of the overall obesity rate

>>75772759
This is why every western country needs a national labo(u)r party.

>>75772372
not at 1pm they arent, theyll probably be less than 3 people in the whole joint

and in my 1960s spy novels characters are always chatting to bartenders about their problems
just wanna vent so i dont have to do the old 'cide

>>75772721
>for literally what?
Banter, spite, principle.

take the piss

>>75772759
That's been happening less and less over the years

>>75772795
Ireland doesn't do nuffin to nobody, I don't think they even have a proper military.

>>75772535
Pretending the world is a happy simple place doesn't make it so

EXTREMELY partial to big uncut 'lies

can't imagine our london mayor saying that terrorist attacks are part of the deal of going to london will help tourism

>>75772721
Kek

part and parcel

>>75772838
NOT what he said

>runts who try to talk to you about how sad they are at 2am
Remembering why I quit being a bartender

>>75772755
Ah I see, so nobody will use nuclear weapons and we should never have to worry about a situation where they're used on our countries?

What the fuck kind of head in the sand thinking are you doing? You prepare for every situation, especially one as disastrous as a nuclear war. Also the fact that he's completely non committal on a question like that brings into question what other things he might not do to benefit the UK in extreme and morally questionable circumstances. Would he be able to make a tough decision? It gives insight into his character.

>>75771988
>>75772011
we weren't

>>75772811
I don't see how that contradicts any of the three reasons I mentioned.

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hour of DIY done
feeling sweaty

>>75772861
It's basically what he said.

PREPARING for terrorist attacks is part and parcel etc. That explicitly means these attacks are to be expected. Like it's a normal part of life.

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*waves hand about wildly*
Barkeep, one serious conversation please, extra depressing.

>>75772880
well I can't argue with logic like that, touché

*tips the barkeep*

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am barkeep u wan beer now

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bars closed anyway

just time for a cheeky 'cide before lunch methinks

just realised i own like 5 plain black tshirts

>>75772948
see you saved my reaction image without asking permission

>>75772947
thailand is a shithole

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have no idea why masculine, angular faced, elfin women are deemed the most attractive like Cara or karli kloss. it's not feminine. pic related feminine soft featured woman.

How can people justify British cities having ARMED response units? Guns aren't even legal in Britain. The worst they will ever have to deal with is knives, so that's the most powerful weapon British law enforcement should have, and they should melt down all the guns and armoured cars and flash grenades because there is literally no scenario where they will have to use them this week.

>>75772868
>Ah I see, so nobody will use nuclear weapons and we should never have to worry about a situation where they're used on our countries?
yeah pretty much lol

and he's not "non comittal" because of weakness, it's a principle thing. he clearly subscribes to a mode of thought on nuclear weapons that's been around a while, it's not fear that's guiding him
if anything you want to worry about something worry about tough decisions he takes against your beloved israel

>>75772986
ok

>>75772901
>>75772918
>>75772948
frogposters, stupid

any leftypol man in

>>75772901
What did you do lad?

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>>75773024
no

>>75773027
DIY

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>>75772811
we spend less on our military than the rest of europe
we have america and the uk to protect us

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got a first on my dissertation lads

>>75773046
and fair play to you all

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Broccoli has gone into transplant shock

It goes from bad to worse

had a coffee and now doing a poo

simple as

>>75773027
digging up weeds
removing moss
painting

>>75773051
Nice one mate, what was it on?

>>75772999
>yeah pretty much lol

I see. Since you clearly can see the future you should tell all of these countries to stop working on laser defense systems designed against nuclear weapons. Nobody would ever use them after all and everyone is just super silly for worrying. Thank you for your clairvoyance and idealism.

>and he's not "non comittal" because of weakness, it's a principle thing
>it's not fear that's guiding him

Yes, actually it is 100% fear. It's fear of having to make a difficult and unsavory decision like that. He doesn't want to make that decision and he said as much.

>>75773063
babby's first garden

>>75773063
>transplant shock
sister had this when she got a kidney transplant

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>>75772978
sorry
have this OC i made for free as compensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OxvjTIsG9Y
the daily dose

>get independence from the UK
>effectively force England to pay for our defence
might copy Ireland and put Manny quite literally on the map

>>75773103
please don''t horticulture shame in /brit/ thanks

>>75773119
VERY good

new
>>75773161
>>75773161

>>75772987
they both look like children you typical ameripaedo

>>75772999
We didn't need an air force or army after WW1. The USA were our allies and were pretty powerful. France was also a powerful ally, not to mention Russia.

The capability to drop bombs and fire artillery shells was clearly out of proportion to any threat the UK was likely to face after WW2, so they should've been binned in the interest of world peace.

France obviously would never get completely wrecked by Nazi Germany, half of Europe couldn't possibly capitulate, and the USA would never look the other way leaving suddenly Britain staring down the barrel of a full scale invasion...