Official coolest nationalities ranking

I think canadians get a bad rep. Despite the leafs on 4c being shit posing cuckolds. Most real canadians are pretty chill to be around.

They are pretty lame tho.

>>75768553
where are greeks in that list you subhuman

>>75768636
I didn't make the list myself you fucking retard. The brits made the stupid ass poll.

kys u uncool fukin turk ass nigger.

>>75768553
from what i have seen in many youtube videos
you are just retarded bitches

no cool
subhuman shitskins

Nationalities that don't exist
>British
>Americans
>Brazilians
>Argentinians
>Dutch
>Spanish
>Italians
> Belgians
>Turks
>Canadians
>Germans
>Mexicans

Nationalities that exist but currently foreigners
>Russians
>French

Nationalities that exist and do not include any foreigners
>Poles

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>>75768672
>from what i have seen in many youtube videos

>>75768704
t. country named after a Dutch tribe

>>75768704
>Nationalities that don't exist
what?

>>75768553
>2. Brazilians
Wat. No, fuck you.

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>>75768553
>Top 10 coolest nationalities:
>1. Americans

>>75768704
French is even worse than British tbqh

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>>75768765
I suspect they think brazilians and brazil is cool because they think of hot sunny beaches, latin music, beach bodies, and bunda (while ignoring the favelas, political coupes, and other social issues)

Good job tho. Enjoy your honorary coolness badge.

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>>75768553
>least cool
>Canadians
WRONG, the ones with this guy as PM must be the coolest

>>75768717
i have seen many videos
you are subhumans

Well at least we do top something.

>>75768756
To be clearer these nationalities are the product of a nation-state and have no ethnic basis

In the case of the Russia as an example, the Rus' people produced their own state aka Russia

While in the case of the Germans, the Prussians conquered them and then endocrinated the Saxons, Thuringians, Bavarians, Frisians, and Swabians into thinking that they're "Germans"
>>75768754
>Dutch tribe
>Spoke latin
>Dark haired
>Dark eyed
>Existed far before the Dutch

Pick one

Why do people hate Belgium so much?
It's older than Germany, Italy or Ireland and far more stable than most countries

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>>75768864
>i have seen many videos

>>75768879
you're not the top though. but don't feel bad #2 is just the #1 loser.

>>75768885
>The Frankish language, also "Old Frankish", was the language of the Franks. It is a West Germanic language and was spoken in Merovingian times
>The Franks first established themselves in the Netherlands and Flanders before they started to fight their way down south and east. The language had a significant impact on Old French. It evolved into Old Dutch in the north and it was replaced step by step by the langues d'oïl in the south.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_Franconian_languages
They literally spoke Dutch.

>>75769021
>Old Low Franconian is sometimes divided in two groups, Old Dutch (also Old West Low Franconian) and Old East Low Franconian. Because the two groups were so similar it is often very hard to determine whether a text is Old Dutch or Old East Low Franconian, and so most linguists will generally use Old Dutch synonymously with Old Low Franconian and most of the time do not differentiate.

>>75768941
It's not about like or not like. But cool or not cool.

Maybe Belgium is not known for cool things like music, movies, spots, sun beaches, exciting exotic locals, romantic people, etc. They're known for chocolate, waffles, and "french" fries.

>>75768954
don't respond to schizo-bey

>>75768941
>Molenbeek exists in the capital of Belgium (and Europe)
>more stable than most countries

>>75769078
Well by that standard I don't see why the UK, France or the Netherlands is on the top list

>>75768553
CHI

>>75768885
>To be clearer these nationalities are the product of a nation-state and have no ethnic basis
You're being autistic and over thinking here.

They just did an international poll and asked everyone who they think is coolest. It's a culture thing.

No need to over think silly things like ethnic basis. Take that shit to >>>/pol/

>>75768941
Belgium is third world, I'm not even kidding.
The potholes in their highways are as big as cerealbowls, it smells like shit in a lot of parts, I don't even know why. It seems weird, eventhough the (real-) Belgians are friendly and they have a good sense of order on the road itslef, I'd never move there.

>>75768553
>american poster
>#1 is america
automatically invalid

>>75769108
surely there is nowhere in London which doesn't even hide that it breeds terrorists?

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>>75769180
>it smells like shit in a lot of parts, I don't even know why

whites are retards

>>75769180
This is true desu. In the Netherlands Belgium is known for it's badly maintained buildings and infrastructure. And they have actual no-go zones. Plus it's a place of endless bureaucracy,

But they are quite wealthy. So that does make you wonder what they actually do with their money.

>>75769021
>>75769037
Fact > Your page wikipedia


The oldest test written by a Frank was in.... LATIN

http://edh-www.adw.uni-heidelberg.de/edh/inschrift/HD068602

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>>75769304
So some Frank spoke Latin in Bulgaria. That only demonstrates they were the same masters of languages that we are now.

>>75769259
The state of the roads isn't as bad as it used to be 5-10 years ago, but still compares badly with our neighbors.
Thing is that we also have a LOT of International trucks on our highways, which deteriorates those highways quicker. I don't have the figures, but it wouldn't surprise me if we actually spend more on road maintenance per m2 then our neighbors.

>actual no-go zones
Not really. I went to a show of Carpenter Brut in Molenbeek and it's honestly not that bad. But I wouldn't want to walk alone at night in Molenbeek.

>Plus it's a place of endless bureaucracy,
True

>>75769200
Hey that is the official list. This is scientific fact. You can't argue with facts.

Sorry you can't be as cool as us. Maybe one day though.

>>75769401
You think Rotterdam doesn't have many trucks?

Belgium just didn't invest enough in their roads.

>>75768553
>8. Mexicans
what

All of the rest I can kind of justify, but this one is honestly super surprising to me.

>>75768553
>3. Spanish
Thanks, but are you sure about that?

We are not cool. At all.

>>75769378
LMAO


Here are some early Frankish names
Bonitus(Latin)
Claudius Silvanus(Latin)
Flavius Merobaud(Latin-Germanic)
Flavius Richomeres(Latin-Celtic/Germanic)
Flavius Bauto(Latin-Celtic)
Gaiso(Celtic)
Sunno(Celtic)
Samo(Celtic)
Teutomeres(Celtic)
Merobaud(Celtic)
Genobaud(Celtic)
Mallobaud(Celtic)

And so on

fuck the white race

>>75769705
Baud is a very Dutch name though. The King of the Frisians was also called Radboud.

You know Dutch people were part of the Roman troops. And most of the Germanic body guards came from the Dutch Batavi.
>Tacitus (De origine et situ Germanorum XXIX) described the Batavi as the bravest of the tribes of the area, hardened in the Germanic wars, with cohorts under their own commanders transferred to Britannia. They retained the honour of the ancient association with the Romans, not required to pay tribute or taxes and used by the Romans only for war
>The Batavi were used to form the bulk of the Emperor's personal Germanic bodyguard from Augustus to Galba.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batavi_(Germanic_tribe)

>>75769705
Dutch people actually replaced the native British people.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/dutch-invaders-stonehenge-ancient-britons

>>75768553
you are just upset about erdogan's bodyguards

>>75769666
>>75769629
Well the way the poll worked is on perceptions.

People naturally will think USA is cool because of the media, music, movies, consumer products, moviestars, models, etc

Spain probably because sudakas and the rest of the world romanticizes it. Also you guys have your own media/music/movie/tv cultural sphere since US can only impact so much when the language is different.

>Mexicans
Seriously don't know this one. Maybe normal Euros don't know how shit mexico is and only think of stereotypes as well? Maybe Mexico isn't actually that shit in the hispanosphere? USA chicanos spreading mexican culture? the fuck i know I'm not CHI.

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>>75769899

>>75769999
During that time there were no countries here. So migration was actually normal. The original Frisians also migrated away and got replaced by saxons. And the Salian franks from here moved to Belgium.

>>75769913
>i made this list
The source is in the OP. It's a UK hosted poll of people across the world.

stay salty kebab

>>75768553
>it's UK hosted

Hmmmm

But besides that, a cool nationality doesn't make you cool irl.

>>75768553
>1. Americans
>t. American

haha ok bud

>>75768553
total western boring garbage
it sounds exactly like an AAA fag redditor rank

btw what the hell is "Badoo.com""?

>>75768553
t-t-thanks
if a spaniard made the list Spanish would be at the bottom. fucking self-hate numales here
>>75768754
in Spain we call Germany "Alemania" after the Alemannem tribe that lived on modern-day east france near the upper rhine

>>75768658
>Going as low as using brit polls to feed your ego and nationalism

>>75771167
>>75770892
>>75770797
>>75770555

t. uncool losers

>>75771187
whats Baboo.com?

>>75771187
>Be Italy
>Be unemployed
>Oh no. Wait, I am cool :)

>>75771199
like a dating site I think.

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>>75771255
>be Algeria

>>75771274
Did I press your buttons, Umbreto?

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>>75768553
>Brazilians
I dont want to get macheted in the streets by flip-flop muggers

>>75771255
>>75771274
Is this the endgame of the olive oil debate?

>>75771285
lol

>>75771291
no, olive oil pride is for north african plebs

>>75769819
>Sammo
A PURELY GAULISH NAME which is widely attested in Gaul and Noricum in the form of Sammo(Summer), Samo-rix(Summer-King), Samo-genus(Summer-Race(ligneage)), and so on


>Sunno

It is attested as Sunno-vira(Just-Thought),

>Gaiso

It is attested in Gaul as Gaiso-rix(Spear-King)

>Mero-vecus(Mérovée),

We have Gaulish name like Mero-gesus

>Teuto-meres

It is obviously Gaulish since the Germanic cognate of teuto is Theod(think of Theodoric, Theodbald), and we have Gaulish names like Teuto-duron(Door-of-the-North), Teuto-boduus (People-of-the-Crow), Teuto-matos (People-of-the-Bear)

>Geno-baud

It simply can't be Germanic, cause the Germanic cognate of "genos" is kunnigaz which gave cyning in Old English or konnig in German.

>>75771315
Don't let me down, Umbreto.

>>75771258
so its like a Chav rank?

that would totally make sense

>>75771375
I don't know brudda, it might, I think it's popular in South America or something.

>>75769819
>>75771336
True Franks coming in,swerve peasants

We Spaniards are the true master race, the chosen people descendants of Atlantean demigods.

>>75769044
>Belgium is not known for cool things like music, movies
being this delusional;maybe you only watch mainstream movies or only listen to guitar oriented music..We also have better fashion designer than other European countries,even better than France

> Best food culture in the world
> Best beer culture in the world
> Best chocoates in the world

Why are we so hated, us non-turkish are actually very chill people.

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>>75768553
>Mexicans
>cool

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>>75768672
>from what i have seen in many youtube videos
>you are just retarded bitches

>Using YouTube to gauge a population

I bet you think Pewdiepie is how all Swedes are like.

>>75771876
Every Belgian I have ever known has been super into trance music.

Guess what the least cool style of music in the world is?

>>75768553
I am at least kind of cool tier, fuck you

>>75771255
Being unemployed and living with your parents is cool, you wouldn't understand.

>>75771820
>or only listen to guitar oriented music
No one knows Belgian musicians. Your most famous acts are Plastic Bertrand and Lords of Acid.

>>75772225
>he doesnt know bleep scenes and how we once ruled the Europe
we also have good reord labels,it's just that it is mainly focused on bleep scene

>>75771403


LMAO, blondie


Try to stop achmed over there >>75771348f from raping your women

Before claiming a kingly and warrior race like ours

>>75772488
>bleep scene
You realize they probably tested the general populace who has no clue what bleep scene is. Most would at least recognize Ça plane pour moi

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>>75768553
>The five least cool nationalities:
>2. Poles

How come that happens?

lmaoing at all the uncool maddies in this thread

>>75768553
WHat's cool and what's not?

>>75768553
>3. Spanish

What? Why?

Thank you, american friend

>>75773704
i liek spen