/brit/

poo willy bum

what an awful justice system, shambles

wish i was dead

>>75766333
>been posting on /brit/ every day for almost 3 years
I started posting here during the pakipoo saga before he started cutting himself

>Concrete motorways

utter state of the north

>>75766356
green party has been trying to push a reform of the IJC for years, one of their only good policies

>>75766368
Have paved roads not made it to the south yet?

i'm black

inside

not in the racial sense, i mean my soul is empty like the universe, which is also black except where there are stars and shit in it

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need this type of gf

Irish weather

if you're not doing science you're just wasting everyone's time and may as well go lay bricks or flip burgers desu

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>if you're not doing science you're just wasting everyone's time and may as well go lay bricks or flip burgers desu

>>75766452
why is the music dude there?

>>75766325
who is this spunk trunk?

>>75766464
Le enlightened centrist

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>>75766468
alice levine

Heard they are rebooting Inbetweeners with a new cast following new kids.

>>75766452
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'ptic 'gon 'gun and 'gan

>>75766468
that's my gf you weirdo

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Pathetic little runt

Love this vid

https://streamable.com/4b8cs

>>75766489
>public radio presenters look like THAT in the uk
>in canada they're just SJWs and old men

wtf i hate my country now

>>75766507
don't like being talked down to

>>75766490
hope it's diverse

>>75766515
how many meters of rising for that to happen?

>>75766516
provincials are SUCH normies

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>>75766515
>brum
>Hayd isn't dead

Cum cum grum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ylip5rO5w

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what time you voting tomorrow lads
9am sharp for me

whenever I visit a small town, there is always some cunt who sticks his head out of a car window and shouts some inaudible shit at me

>>75766559
9am blunt

>>75766564
you probably have the virgin walk

>>75766559
Already done my postal vote

>>75766545
you'll like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_xw1JDLN_A

>>75766490
https://youtu.be/CSCaEijMx3U

>>75766559
>he doesn't vote by mail
Sad!

>>75766587
that guy has downs

>>75766601
i love going into the polling station

>>75766559
Still haven't even decided who I'm voting for, probably Corbyn.

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>i love going into the polling station

>>75766559
>>75766601
>>75766608
>he doesn't get his dad to do proxy vote for him

SAD! Many much such cases

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bap bap bap bap bap bap bapbap bap bap bap

*baps you*

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>>75766628
stronk kot

>>75766564
Are you a bus wanker

Anyone on /brit/ actually rock a mustache?

back is always bent sitting down on the bed whilst on the 'top

hope i dont get a curved spine or sumat

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>>75766678
maybe

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How many Blairites will kill themselves if Corbyn pulls hung Parliament or wins?

>>75766678
I am hairless all over

>>75766678
yeah and it looks cringy af but I have to keep it since I look worse without

>>75766691
>>75766698
>>75766701
Pics

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>>75766697
the revolutionary guard will be throwing them in gulags before they can kill themselves

Excuse me, but are you saying that at one point in time we were royalty and such?

Business idea: chest mustache

Rank the Welsh

>>75766747
Cardiff > West Wales > Rest of South Wales > Mid Wales > North Wales

Wank the Relsh

>>75766732 Aussie
>>75766742 Power
>>75766747 Hour

>>75766747
newport>cardiff>the rest of wales>big steamy poo poos>>>>190kg master runt

ah yes utterly fucked the sleeping schedule again

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>>75766769
>newport>cardiff

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>>75766790
join the club

https://streamable.com/8o5ad

Don't touch me goyim

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do brits feel closer to americans or closer to europeans, culturally speaking

Those fat people who get so fat they can't leave their beds
How the fuck do they get like that

>>75766759
aussies are quite funny tbph

>>75758856
>>75758889

>>75766815
yanks definitely, although they won't admit it

>>75766815
neither

>>75766815
Canadians, Aussies and New Zealanders tbph

They never leave their beds

obsessed with girls' poos and farts

Canadians are just yanks desu, don't know why they're even still in the Commonwealth

>>75766851
disgusting post
just fuck off

>>75766851
Why

>>75766851
Get lost, revolting cretin

>>75766851
Same

why are you lot up so early

>>75766976
haven't slept yet

howling

not for any reason, just howling

>>75766851
girls don't poo or fart so i'm afraid you might as well be obsessed with unicorns

>>75767004
Why do they have girls bathrooms then?

>>75767036
For make up and weewees

watching princess monanoke

>>75767036
so they can change their tampons and put on makeup

Daily reminder that /brit/ is a dying general

>>75767047
nah it's 6am here

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So this... is the power of London

>>75767072
phwoar

>>75767072
banter

Remember to brush your teeth and floss before bed time

*awoo*

>>75767072
Vile

Catching the ol super early train to work this morning.

Why? To please my employers of course

>>75767086
>sending a reminder at 6am
useless prat

cats are so fucking fit mmmmmmm ye baby fucking soft fur mmmmm i love that mmmmmmm yes let me stroke mmmmm

>>75767109
are you ok

>>75767104
In the morning too

>>75767109
delete this

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stubbed my toe lads. might go to the doc

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wasn't going to post this kitty until christmas time but i have no power of will

6am and I cannot sleep

>>75767131
could rip its head clean off I reckon

What sleeping pattern you boys got?

I slept midday until 8pm yesterday. Great.

Reminder that Chiropractors are quacks and not real doctors. "Adjustments" are a scam.

>>75767131
*kills 275 million native animals*

>>75767131
ahhhhhh yes with those lights mmmmmmmmm like a seedy stripper mmmmm you little slut cat mmmmm i love this pic ohhhhh yes

>>75767171
oi

>>75767153
sleep at 7am, wake up at 3pm

>>75767162
runt

>>75767186
why are we like this?

>>75767171
>>75767109
leftypol

>>75767189
I'm looking out for the runts in /brit/. Probably easy to take advantage of you.

>>75767153
6pm to 2am usually
fucked it

>>75767197
The Internet and NEETdom

>>75767207
>not making the pepe a bee

>>75767197
Useless dregs of society

currently doing the Virgin Rest

my penis is 7 inches long, which i've heard is big but not really big

>>75767233
Pics x

>>75767238
it's also very pale and veiny and has a scar on it so it's not a particularly photogenic willy

>>75767153
fixed mine a week ago, now i go to sleep at 8-9pm and wake up around sunrise

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Went to the bathroom
Mum woke up, got sad when I told her I've been up all night

what would the world genuinely lose if anybody who's ever posted more than 500 posts on /brit/ just suddenly died?

>>75767212
that's easy to fix you cretin

>>75767153
~7pm to 5am

>>75767274
what counts as difficult to correct

>>75767268
Gimmiques

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>>75767153
7am to 4pm

>>75767288
sleeping at sunrise, waking up at 3pm

>>75767268
That must be a few dozen people at least
So them I guess

>>75767125
frostbite turned to gangreen, or some sort of snake or insect bite?

>>75767274
no, it's a result of trying to fix my fucked sleeping schedule which was about 10am to 5pm and I tried to keep pushing it back until it is how it is now

why do girls like snakes so much? is it because of eve?

>>75767288
Early morning sleeping

Wouldn't mind being on house arrest

>>75767291
wrong
>>75767300
yeah but other than their physical being, what would be missed? everyone here is a loser

>>75767333
Do they?

>>75767352
literally every girl i know either has a pet snake or wants one

>>75767349
right now is real loser hours but there's some pretty decent posters here

cat is sneezing

having a sneeze

>>75767333
looks like a willy

>>75767298
can't tell if this post was directed at me

>>75767380
No it wasn't, I've had that sleep schedule before. It's the most painful to fix.

>>75767357
Yeah but you're Australian
You're all freaks

Is it true brits don't eat peanut butter? Racists

>>75767410
it tastes horrible.
you only eat that shit because you don't have Nutella

>>75767423
Um no sweetie we have nutella.

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>he's imagined watching hundreds of people gathering for the funeral of his untimely death and the qt he loved crying and professing her love for him

Why does the second wank feel so much more intense?

>>75767410
Not a big fan
Crunchy can be nice

>>75766564
Get rid of the ponytail

>>75767457
that's a strong sign you might be gay

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got a job

>>75767457
first wank is more gooey and doesn't shoot out well as opposed to the second which is much more fluid and flies out your peehole like a rocket

>>75767064
>those jeans

Maybe 15 years ago, sure

currently have one hand fiddling with my willy as I post this

>he imagines himself being interviewed in front of a big audience and giving opinion on political and social problems

Based Tara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fLnQZ5H8uo

>he imagines himself living a comfortable life in a farmhouse far away from the city with a qt wife and a few children and important people from your country drives out far away to grovel on the ground begging you to return to your job while you shoo him away and continue to live your hermit-esque life without a care in the world

>He imagined playing his favorite song on the guitar in front of the school and impressing everyone

>>75767457
don't do second consecutive commies
you're probably deathgripping

>he imagines surviving a catastrophic incident and saving the girl he loves and impressing her with his survival skills as they hold out until help arrives

>>75767524
It's spelt "cummies", not "commies".

I've come to the conclusion that I will be voting Lib Dem tomorrow.

The only candidate who had an actually finished and informative homepage - which is what I usually vote on rather than party allegiance) was the UKIP guy, but he also has nothing to do with my area and talked about Europe too much (interestingly not even exiting the EU, just about what he does there).

Labour probably makes the most sense on a local "promises", but I can't fucking stand my MP so I can't bring myself to vote for them despite that.

The Tories didn't even have the decency to set out any local issues or "promises" on their website.

So Lib Dem it is.

>>75767523
we once had a guy come into school and play guitar and then he talked about how he's like 96% blind or something, seemed like a load of self-indulgent wank desu

>>75767540
whoopsie(s) haha

*smashes down door and marches around the room blaring a large airhorn*

RISE AND SHINE MAGGOTS! RISE AND SHINE!

>>75767469
Genuinely terrified of getting a job

>>75767547
dude weed lmao

>he daydreams about stopping time and raping all the hot girls in the class
>he thinks too much about it and starts thinking about the implications of moving at normal speed when time has stopped
>he thinks about how when he turns time on again he and everyone in a 50~km radius will die in a hot plasma explosion from his body moving at over the speed of light hitting molecules and compounds
>he gets sad because he overthought his fantasy and he can never have it again because it will always end in his and everyone else's death just for the sake of a few minutes of pleasure that he could just get with a prostitute

>>75767565
Never smoked weed, but I would if it was legal. Forgot about that

>>75767551
once you've learned you wouldn't need to see to play anyway, surely?

sort of miss having crushes on girls

havent fancied anyone for 7 years now
not gay or asexual or anything like that, just have honestly not come across a girl ive been interested in romantically over that period

obviously every day i see girls i think are fit, but as for actually fancying one no, not since i was 16 and im now 23

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>He imagines himself being funny and charismatic on a tv talk show

>>75767587
Have you tried fancying boys?

>>75767573
haha... why would you wait for it to be legal first? will that somehow make it safer to consume? or do you just not want to take the risk of a copper asking you to put your joint out?

>>75767595
It's a class b substance, shan't be risking 5 years in prison, an unlimited fine or both for the sake of trying it

>>75767587
Same
I put it down to still being a KV. Lost all hope

>>75767616
as it so happens ive lost my virginity and pulled a few girls in clubs over that time, but no closer whatsoever to a relationship

>>75767613
>>75767595
don't you just get a smack on the hand for weed

>>75767626
At least you've made progress
Don't think I've had a real conversation with a girl since I was 15

>>75767469
FONT

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>its a Truman projects his fantasies onto a Khmer Knitting Kommune episode

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princess mononoke is a good movie

>>75767533
>she immediately friendzones you upon being rescued by significantly taller and more attractive rescue workers
>doesn't even friend you on fb

>>75767613
>>75767638
are you mental? it's a verbal warning the first time, written caution the second, and increasing fines after that. as long as it's a small amount. also depending on the copper, the only time i ever got caught doing it was in a park when i was 18, and he just told us to put them out and not be so blatant about it in the future.

>>75767641
do you have friends
in my experience thats the sole reason for whether someones kv or not. a couple of months after id made some friends id lost virginity and startd pulling occasionally. before that when i was friendless absolutely nothing, and self confidence extremely low

>>75767499
>>75767509
>>75767523
>>75767533
>>75767572
>>75767591
you wanna talk lad

>>75767676
lesbian more like lesbeen

>tfw no cuck bf

>>75767673
Nah, lost all my friends about 3-4 years ago
But even before then I was hopeless with women so I doubt it'd change much
Girls just never seem to like me and I've always been shy so it's pointless really
I just wank when I need to and that's it. I'd probably just make any potential gf miserable anyway.

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>>75767676
it's too late

>>75767661
>tfw took the fall when I was caught with a few other people (one friend was under 18 and would've been killed if the coppers took him home, other "friend" made up some shit about how he wanted a career in law/enforcement)
>they stick me with a caution the first time
>then they "found" another bag a few feet away and question us about that to
>I was told later on the pigs wanted to get me for intention to distribute
We had bought a 20 between maybe 5/6 of us, and had already gone through some
Fuck pigs

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75767676
oi jos reckon the blues will beat the lions

woke up with a very bad back lads. can't walk properly.

>>75767760
havent a farmers smeggy left welly what youre on about im afraid

>>75767784
*gives you a piggyback*

>>75767786
>being from/in nz
>not knowing rugby

smfh

>>75767758
yeah, and it was not very good if i recall correctly.

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>>75767784
want a massage?

>>75767784
*jumps on your back*
shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!

>>75767799
the gf and i are both quintessentially british, theres no ball chucking barbarians in the house

>>75767760
Can't wait for Gatland's publicly broadcast pooicide

>>75767817
need a massage, opiates and a heated bean bag thing desu. also need a day off but work's fucked at the moment so the best i can manage is working at home.

>>75767834
the British and Irish lions are playing you uncouth rasheed

>>75767874
there are no lions in britain

>>75767851
gatland was almost cucked by gatland junior

pooicide imminent

>>75767891
Yeah they're all in Auckland at the moment

>>75767737
they were trying to scare you. they would have never ever pressed charges on you for a 20 bag. not in a million years. yeah some of them are cunts and like to make a big deal out of it, but there's very little they can actually do to you unless you repeat offend many many times

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tummy ache

>>75767927
*rubs your tummy*

why are british people so much uglier than continental europeans?

dreamed that there were ants

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>>75767927
drink a glass of milk and lay down on your left side

helps every time

went to slep from 4pm to 10pm, then from 2am to 5am
i am now up and i am now going to tescos i am now buying something for breakfast i am now getting alcoholic beverage i am now leaving

gonna dab when the blues win lads

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>he follows union

depressedfroggie1.png

*taps into thread*

>>75767955
>he went to a public school

quieten down ppsb

Really hungover lads

>>75767965
Hola lad

just ate a packet of twisties

>>75767947
I'm doubtful of a poos win unfortunately, crusaders could meme one though

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off to work lads

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>>75767982
same, just woke up in my own piss and vomit

pic related

>>75768005
I hope your day is as stress free as can reasonably be exepcted.

>>75768010
Grim

>>75767996
how are are aussie teams going
weren't they all winless against nz for a long time?

>>75767996
crusaders are my strongest bet for winning but I'd like to see based beauden win as well

2am aaaaj
>>75767986
hello ese

>>75768010
ive got into some right states but never pissed or puked in my sleep. i did however get up in the night and piss on the floor once in front of my ex. no idea why to this day

>>75768021
I think they still are, a couple of NZ sides have lost to the stormers, not any Australian sides this season iirc

bit slow today

>>75768047
do some amphet

a very qt yank lady walks towards you and says
>'ello guvna! havin a laff mate? tea mates amirite haha
what do?

>>75766325
how big do you think her penis is?

el puertoANO

>>75768039
dire but not as bad as I thought if most south african teams haven't done it either
what fuckwit thought western australia and victoria could support a union team though

>>75768074
SANZAAR

>>75768096
what'd you call me mate?

Wonder how Corbz will handle Drumpf when they meet

>>75768096
even a third nsw team might be better than WA desu

>>75768119
Crushing handshake

>>75768066
Don't culturally appropriate me you fucking racist bitch. then i'd kick her in the cunt

>>75768117
Prefer not to say

>>75768119
did trump ever meet the queen? i don't remember hearing about it

>>75768119
they will never meet

>>75768157
he had to cancel because a bunch of lefty twats here said he was a racist and didn't deserve tea with the queen. they were crying uncontrollably about it

trump is a racist and doesn't deserve tea with the queen. crying uncontrollably about it

doing a british and irish lions lads

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Trump and the Queen are both scum

>>75768182
tired of leftists 2bh

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going to get a massage soon
once I've digested my lunch so I don't do a cheeky porkchop fart or something

>>75768235
Obama was extended the same invitation but not quite as quickly. The thinking behind it was that because Trump is pro brexit and a fan of the UK in general, we wanted to speed straight in to very good relations to get preferential trade deals post brexit. pretty logical strategy right? but nah lefties ruined it.

they can't feasibly put off the visit for long, though. he is the president of the US after all, and it is a tradition.

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Finished the morn's coffee. Now time for work

bort 2 botels of wein at tesca

>>75768288
probably will rest on the outcome of the election
if labour has an embarrassing defeat the left will loose a lot of their power

Qatar might lose the WC.

Silver linings n all but KSA has too much influence.

OI
RIGHT 'ERE CUNT

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/other-soccer/football-fan-shouted-f-you-im-millwall-and-took-on-knifewielding-terrorists-with-his-bare-fists-35795151.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1lUhei7A4

Odd how seriously we took the IRA compared to Radical Islam

>>75768368
the small difference of there not being more than 5 million IRA already living in the country

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RewIxOLCs-A

>>75768368
Islam is far more decentralised and fractured than the ira

>>75768381
yea
there's a whole country full of them just a short ride away

>the leading exporter of terrorism saudi arabia is sanctioning qatar because of supporting terrorism

hmm this seems incredibly genuine and not motivated by any other sort of agenda

>>75768288
i almost voted for obama when i turned 18

glad i didn't

>>75768396
Yeah but I was reading that it was illegal to broadcast Gerry Adam's voice on radio or TV. Yet Channel 4 can broadcast Jihad Next Door no problem

>>75768368
irish look sort of white on the outside

>>75768434
Who'd you vote for in the end

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>>75768368
>>75768419
umm you're anglo? the terries are literally your guys

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Have an exam in an hour and i cant fucking concentrate because on the bus this morning i had to deal with this mentally deficient 12 year old runt throwing a tantrum about basic physics at his poor runtoid mother

can we just kill everyone under the age of 18?

>>75768581
>Have an exam in an hour
Underage out out out

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oy vey

>>75768512
the age old question of who is worse, mudslimes or bolsheviks?

>>75768635
mudslimes are like the flu, bolsheviks are AIDs

making an arrangement!

>>75766815
runts will say america because muh language but people that have actually been around europe will notice quite how much we have in common with euros.

>>75768611
>>75768635
>>75768654
amazing posts, THIS is why we allow Yanks in /brit/, bravo lads

>>75766815
Europeans desu

>>75768635
>who is worse, mudslimes or bolsheviks?

Canadians count as both, right?

posting so we reach 300 faster so i can post in the new thread

>>75768635
how about not invading foreign countries and chimping out you dumb anglonigger

die

i like dr pepper alot

>>75768742
Rasheed

>>75768759
rorke

>follow your passion
what did they mean by this?

>>75768635
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Mujahedin_of_Iran

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>>75768759
i wish desu

>>75768838
>>75768838
>>75768838

nu

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Michael Enright British Volunteer directly from Raqqa :

>So we just breached the city of raqqa. Daesh bombed the bridge to the city to stop us getting in. Last night the kurds built a water bridge and we just used it to go in. They tried a suicide bomber to get us but he didn't get close enough he just blew up the stairs and himself. Unfortunately the group l am with we hit two mines killing 2 of us instantly and injuring 2 more one is fighting for his life kasim. But we were the first non daesh soldiers inside the city in quite a few years they were mortaring us and one mortar hit the building right next to ours making a huge hole in the side and the exploision was so violent it smashed all our windows in. I have it on film from my YPG headcam but it's l imagine difficult to watch. it's the start of a very bloody few months. But it's the only response to daesh (isis) fight them and kill them.