/cum/

there's a brown stain on my undies :(

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>>75766256
True American

Let's discuss Rhode island.

the first time I really knew fear was after I finished watching Childs Play by myself and started hearing noises from behind the sofa

>>75766271
It is in fact NOT an island

>>75766278
For me it was when I almost drowned when I was seven

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don't talk to me or my son ever again

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barely made it to Zurich

Gas tank was just about on empty

and it turns out my wheel still works =)

>>75766262
stfu leaf your country is led by a sissy cuck

How is everybody tonight?

American biscuits are better than british "biscuits"

>>75766292
I need this game

>>75766285
dang that looks good, i ree'd on the non serrated knife on a plate though

how does this even happen? what the fuck

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>>75766296
God bless the South

>>75766298
it's pretty relaxing

>>75766271
Cape Cod is nice
>>75766287
>almost drowned
>immediatly pushed my cousin under the surface to survive when he came to get me
Couldnt apoligize enough

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when you see the face of God you will die and there will be nothing left of you in this world

>>75766305
whoops meant for >>75766285

>>75766294
And yours is lead by a manly cuck what's your point?

>>75766318
Not a fan of Weyerhaeuser. Bunch of Washingtonian cunts if you ask me.

>>75766313
What's it called?

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>>75766297
>reddit meem

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>>75766302
>that looks good

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>>75766312
biscuits and gravy are dank af

>>75766334
Euro Truck Simulator 2

>>75766328
I'm sorry, I don't see a wall at your border.

>>75766340
That's all he posts

>>75766348
try one some time, it's actually breddy good

>>75766328
rofl he's btfoing all the globalist how is he a cuck

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>>75766313

comfy as FUCK

>>75766360
Because Americans keep letting us in

too bad none of the good posters are here to night and all of the bad ones are

It's midnight on the east coast, what cool stuff happens past midnight.

>>75766376

maybe if you leave theyll come back

>/cum/
>a single good poster
Worst meme

>>75766292
>>75766298
>>75766313
>>75766374
only comfy if you own a wheel and pedals
my summer car is super comfy too

>>75766376
but im here

>>75766383

Real African American hours

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>>75766361

>>75766388
I wonder if bondage fetishes commit crimes to try to get cuffed.

>>75766383
parties and stuff

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post your guns /cum/ I know you have them

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>>75766392

I got a cheap one from Frys for $40

the brakes dont work, but at least gas and steering does

>>75766392
I played it with a controller and was fine. You're right about the Finn similar being comfy though.

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>>75766401
Not sure, but I know when jurisprudence fetishists go to court they get off on technicalities

like this post if you think im a good poster

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>>75766407

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>own a $500 g27
>it doesn't detect the wheel anymore

i miss owning a playstation and playing gran turismo

>>75766435
downvoted

>>75766447
I miss enjoying video games

>>75766448
I hate how companies are using memes these days and they won't even use them right.

>>75766450
same

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/our gal/?

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>>75766425
Funny

>>75766285
Rare burgers are food poising roulette.

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Yes

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sup guys?

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I would feel better in body and spirit if I hadn't've dranken a couple of alcohols earlier.

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>>75766450

>>75766471
You're definitely CIA

if you replied to my last post never reply to me ever again

>>75766463
>>75766471
Taylor swift is a aryan goddess.

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>>75766474
Sup lad

>>75766447
I miss owning a sega genisis and playing sonic

>>75766474
hi pooman
how's it going bud
eat any good poo lately?

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>>75766471

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>>75766492
He's eating MREs

more like most autistic poster

>>75766481
rude

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>people get mad at Trump for Saudi arms deal
>people get mad at Trump for not having Saudi arms deal

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>>75766497
Good pepe, I've been looking for it for a bit

>>75766481
You're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do.

CIA is the best poster in /cum/

I don't hate any of you guys at all

>>75766514
i gave you EXPLICIT DIRECTIONS not to reply to me again motherfucker

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>>75766492
ofc

>>75766509
this desu

Placer county Calif. is THE most Austititic poster on all of /cum/


also please notice me lmm

armed police at the local sobey's buds

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Oh look the NREs are out of the oven

i miss old /cum/ when thighposting was encouraged

>>75766511
hey, arent we all a bit autistic?
>>75766529
huh?

How is taylor swift so perfect?

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>made a typo
>>75766538
Who?

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>>75766539
armed insurrection at the local can. tire

i fully encourage thighposting

>>75766518
>>people get mad at Trump for not having Saudi arms deal
doubt it

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I am NOT AUTISTIC FUUUUCCKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75766560
start with yours please

im the biggest chad out of this whole thread

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Shoulda sunk more money into this meme desu
Still, only put $150 into it. Cant complain ig

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i'm not even memeing

wtf isis???

>>75766562
https://www.brookings.edu/blog/markaz/2017/06/05/the-110-billion-arms-deal-to-saudi-arabia-is-fake-news/
Right here fampai

>>75766586
It's present form of waswas and soonsoon

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>>75766586
those infidels have sold their last pork tenderloin

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Deng

>>75766592
>calling it fake news
is that some right wing website trying to cover it up?

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>>75766581
That's like being the whitest guy in Argentina, a very low bar.

they take away our sporting events, i say nothing
they take away our ariana grande concerts, i say nothing
they take away our bridges, i say nothing

they take away our supermarkets, i destroy them

im the number one hezbollah fan in this thread

>>75766606
Closer to the opposite in fact, hence Salon picking it up
http://www.salon.com/2017/06/06/brookings-institute-trumps-110-billion-saudi-arms-deal-is-fake-news/

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>Canadian sports

>>75766630
>number one hezbollah fan
can i get that on a coffee cup

>>75765568
I use it if only because diversifying sources is always good
not all eggs in the same basket

simple example, porn, gg images will censor many things, while yandex has a nice "unsecure" search option

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>>75766290

Has "index" first meant the finger, and then the book, or was it the other way around?

not a fan of the browns

>>75766652

the team or the race

WHERES THE THIGHS DAMMIT

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What did he mean by this?

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*runs you over*

>>75766654
the team. they're really shit

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>>75766655
>dubs full house
eh, this is close enough.

>>75766651
the finger between the thumb and middle finger

>>75766659

well duh, theyre the cleveland browns of the NFL

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>>75766651
oh nevermind you're memeing

>>75766667
who got the quints
>>75766666

>>75766667
wish more girls had tattoos along their hand and wrist like that

>>75766688
where do you see tattoos?

>>75766667
but thats not you anon

>>75766704
https://track5.mixtape.moe/kmkqvi.mp4

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>>75766285

God fucking damn that looks good Jesus fucking Christ

>>75766683
hah I'm not.
read sth that I forgot, then found a source again :

> from [latin] indicō (“point out, show”); see indicate.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/index#Etymology

for Christians, the Index was the book with a list of all the forbidden books (for example, Galileo's book, also Giordano Bruno etc)

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>>75766688
>>75766702
Someone needs glasses

>>75766645
https://www.zazzle.com/custom_value_mug-168910016229703585

might buy it

when one of you fucks are at the GE making a /pol/ train

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check this out

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>tfw maxed out my good boy points and earn myself a trip to Denny's™

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taco bell run time

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>>75766728
>not getting the superior slam burger

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I am NOT going to say it this time

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Not a fan of all the niggergram and reddit memes being posted tonight

>>75766724
I can relate to this image

>>75766738
i bet le smelly man is jealous

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>Denny's

>>75766716
what's the most whimsical font

Is it bad that I learned english in an empirical way? I understand it, I can write it, speak it and listen to conversations, but I don't know the theory behind it.

>>75766739
>no tendies to be seen anywhere on the plate

disgraceful

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>>75766755
Welcome to the Horde

>>75766755
That's how all of us learned it. Did you watch a lot of American TV shows as a kid or something?

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why are quebcfags such fucking cunts

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>>75766761
hmm

>>75766752
thats futura medium but heres baby doll bold

https://www.zazzle.com/custom_value_mug-168910016229703585

>>75766777
honhon nous sommes les canadiens supérieur

>>75766777
One of the Quebecois posters in /cum/ is an Anglo-Canadian mulatto who is only behind the Footkraut and el HaitiANO on a list universally disliked posters

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>>75766777
On this site half of them are Anglos or immigrants in Montreal LARPing as pure-laine rednecks in Rimouski or something tbqh

Why doesn't Queen's post anymore? He was a decent lad

>>75766795
not very quebecois then if he's an anglo-canadian mulatto

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>>75766788
anon i can't see your design from the url
but here's what i got

>>75766271
Block Island is absolutely beautiful.

>>75766805
I meant to say """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Quebecois."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
He's also literally a teenager.

arbeit macht frei

1 am is best time to post because most normalfags are asleep and not shitting the site up.

>>75766804
isis would probably use sonic

>ywn meet a gf from quebec on 4chan

>>75766768
Yes, I watched lots of american and british shows, comics, games, movies, books, etc. Does this mean that I would get fucked if i take an english exam?

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>>75766812
i went with wrap around text and hezbollah colors

>>75766312
Southern food > any other food

>>75766798
rimouski is such a fun place name to say

sounds like a polish-canadian hockey player's name

>>75766837
You might not know some of the finer details of the language but I think you'd be fine

>>75766835
And what makes you think they're playing brawl, are you a casual?

>>75766838
>it's a kpop group mom

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I want an honest opinion from the leafs here.

How do you view white immigrants that come from third world countries?

>>75766858
i should get some embroidery announcing my support for shia militias

*goes to bed*

>>75766867
I want to close the gates and tell all non tourists we're full.

night losers

>>75766867
depends on the country

most of the immigrants (at least to my city) from shitty countries are quite grateful to live somewhere better and are quite patriotic, especially northern indians.

the bad immigrants are the yanks that come here for whatever reason

>I want to close the gates and tell all non tourists we're full.
Fuck off. We need more white immigrants.

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>>75766867
>white immigrants that come from third world countries
Not possible

>>75766885
*keeps you snug :3*

>>75766895
He said white immigrants, Pajeet.

>>75766867
>>75766895
fuck i read this as third world immigrants in general

they're bro tier, especially saffers

>>75766884
can you knit?
could you knit a cozy for my ak?

>>75766897
Foreigners stay out, you wren't born here well tough shit.

>>75766903
South Brazilians, Italian-Argentines, Dutch-South Africans and so on

>>75766833
Depends which job. Astronaut macht frei. McD cashier, it's debatable.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40181522
Hmm

>>75766891
nn

>>75766918
no but my birthday is coming up and i might ask my grandmother

>>75766930
>Dutch-South Africans
most afrikaners don't emigrate to other commonwealth nations, there's a huge anti-anglo sentiment with a lot of afrikaners, especially older ones

basically all south africans that emigrate to aus/can/nz/uk are anglos

>>75766930
Alright, well for starters the Brazilians I've seen in Canada were not the elusive White Brazilians. Never met Argentines here before. As the other anon said though, White South Africans are based.

>>75766936
what a cunt

>>75766944
thanks bud, you my guanxi

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might get this on a mug

>>75766960
tell me more of the hues you have met

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>american conversations

>>75766990
Posting youtube comments is cheating

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>>75766936
>American women

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Lage 440 volt chhune se tere

>>75766987
They were all pardos trying to escape Hueland, Brazil isn't a good place to live unless you are very wealthy so the middle class leaves at first opportunity. Poor people can't afford to leave so they aren't usually indios or blacks emigrating.

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AMERICAN WOMAN

STAY AWAY

AMERICAN WOMAN

LISTEN WHAT I SAY

>>75767007
Sometimes I wonder if you're autistic.

>>75766867
They are fine

>>75767027
me too

Reminder that Chiropractors are quacks and not real doctors. "Adjustments" are just a scam.

>>75767039
it's a shiatsu massage you can write off on your medical insurance
what's not to like?

>>75767038
Why are you so committed to pretending that you support Shias and Islam while also posting men wearing nothing but their underwear and talking about how you want to have sex with some twink character from a video game?

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>it doesnt snow 6 months of the year where he lives

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>>75767075
>it hasn't snowed every month of the year except august where he lives

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>>75767095
he is within 50km of the US border where he lives

>$83 for nosebleeds to a roger waters concert

reeeeeeee

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>tfw you post something and someone saves it with your filename

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>>75767069
>pretending
i seriously hope Hezbollah is able to defend Lebanon from Israel when Israel inevitably tries something again and I wish Assad and the PMU nothing but victory in their fight against ISIS and the FSA but i hope they can work out a peace deal with the SDF

i don't really like the Houthis much but I also despise the KSA

and how can you not love 9s?

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>>75767122
>he isn't 500km from the US border

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>>75767122
>>75767173
>He knows how far he is from the US border

>>75767158
4chanx does that

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>>75767173
>>75767185

>lives in the same landmass as the US

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>cape breton

too many leafs

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>>75767209
>He lives on the same planet as the US

>>75767226
deal with it sweaty x

not enough leafs

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>>75767226
u scared burgerboi?

Got a job at chick fil a

leafs in
yanks out

no /brit/ memes please

>>75767252
>never ever has to work sundays
nice gig

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How do we stop him

leafs are CUTE

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someone say /brit/ memes?

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BWWWWWRRRRRRR

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>>75767237
>He lives in the same dimensional plane as the US

>>75767289
Without mexicans to operate them you are powerless.

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how does this make you feel?

>>75767276
lmao is that real?

>>75767289
i hate these faggots so much

>>75767305
like i wish i cared enough to find out who the fuck he is

>>75767278
t-thanks

>>75767305
Like nuking the Japanese

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BWRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>75767305
>>75767289
>>75767278
>>75767264
>>75767252
>>75767226
>>75767340

Prepare yourselfs

>>75767252
I work at a zoo. Some of my co-workers think I'm weird cause I talk to the animals

>>75767276
>Tucker Carlson THROWS Global Warming Believing JEW in Front of A TRAIN, Then Whips Out His JOHNSON and Urinates on MANGLED CORPSE

That site has got some nice headlines

SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPS

SOMETIMES MY MIND PLAYS TRICKS ON ME

>>75767305
like i wanna fap tbqh

>>75767340
You got a problem esse

>>75767276
sam hyde will be canonized by the church before the turn of the century

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>>75767358
You work at a zoo?

Why do people defend pitbulls? They're clearly violent

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woah...

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>>75767322
https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/daily-stormer-vs-splc-legal-defense-fund

wtf why didn't anyone tell me parfaits are so good?
>>75767252
I already work in a produce department

>>75767422
If there is one animal worth defending in this world are dogs, even the worst ones

>>75767417
Ya. I'm an animal handler

Christian. Absolutist. Traditionalist.

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>>75767429
UHMMMMM forgetting someone? Fucking racists leaving the black man out.

NEED a eurasian gf buds

>>75767448
This is a small zoo right?

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>>75767448
>I'm an animal handler

>>75767461
how about a white bf instead leafy

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>>75767305
2b has a better butt 2b honest

>one shot at life
>autistic

life is suffering.

Saw parallel doggos sleeping on the road with same expression. Wanted to take a picture but didn't want to look like a gen Zer

>>75767429
That guy was insane kek. He hated bernie and trump supporters alike and said he wanted to kill people on his twitter.

I really hope that was a troll

>>75767479
you could have been an autist in a third world country

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>>75767474
i like 2b as well

>>75767487
>third world autist
>gets set up to marry his cousin
He's right, it's suffering.

>>75767479
What's that like do you slap yourself when you hear noises and stuff?

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>>75767487

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>>75767506

>>75767448
l-lewd

>>75767506
Superpower 2030

>>75767487
I would rather be a non-autist in a third world country

>>75767503
i use the meme definition of autism (unable to make friends)

mexicans are pseudo yanks

FACT

>>75767506
But isn't everyone I. Your country a bit of an autist.

>>75767531
only Nortenos

>>75767522
you burgers know nothing of what it truly is to live in a third world country

>>75767463
Depends on what you mean by small. If you mean one that only has things like horses and owls and fish then no. There are very large animals here and they poop way too much. I guess in terms of sqaure milage its not that big, but there's plenty of animals.

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>>75767522

>a non-autist in a third world country

you really don't, mate

>>75767546
How does one get a job like this?

>>75767546
Do you have any amusing stories you can greentext from working there?

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if i can't have a eurasian gf i would settle for a finnish gf

basically the same anyways, just more likely to be blonde

i would like to be a colonial officer in a third world country lording over the locals

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>>75767497
nier is the only reason i'm going to a convention this year

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>>75767588
Bloody fuzzy wuzzies

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We need to make a new country to put all whites that are currently living in third world countries

should i move out? 19 with 1 year of useless college with 8k in savings and am a tuboautist. is it fun?

>>75767601
hmmm, would consider having sex with this woman

we need white genocide

>>75767624
It was just a prank bro

>>75767617
do i get to at least choose

if so i'd go for namibia or botswana, or maybe somewhere like kazakhstan or mongolia and live in a yurt

>>75767566
Its not hard. There's no way around it. Volunteering for a very long time. I got a bachelors in zoology focusing on animal husbandry, so it's a little easier for me, I did a lot of volunteering at animal rescue shelters and wildlife centers. Took about 2 years but I got work. You could always substitute 4 or 5 years work with the degree but if you get a job at a zoo with just a high school diploma, expect to be scooping a lot of poop and making maybe $12 an hour
>>75767568
>grumpy old manager always yells at my co-workers and I for no reason becauee she has no soul
>one day fighting with a new hire who forgot to padlock a capuchin enclosure after feeding
>new hire is clearly distraught
>capuchin names bubbles flings shit in managers face as she's opening her mouth

>>75767617
So we can start the whole process again?

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>>75767621

why does the dane like us? is he a plant?

>>75767620
yea

>>75767644
I always wonder how people get experience in such specialized fields when specified jobs require experience and degrees but you can't get a job without experience. Then I remember you can do thing FOR FREE. I just can't volunteer man. I'm $40k in debt from college. No way I cant get paid

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>>75767644
>flings shit in managers face as she's opening her mouth
Based Brazilians

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>>75767624
lol anon y are you so gloomy all the time
sit on the bed with me

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>>75767718
kill all women

>>75767620

If you have friends or plan on getting out there more to make some.
If you're as it seems... not very social you just wind up high and or drunk all the time sitting alone in the dark jerking off, but at least there's nobody to bother you about it.
It is really fun getting your own place and all the shit to put in it, as long as it doesn't get you stuck where you are education and employment wise, which happens to a lot of people.
There's plenty of time for slaving away stuck doing some shit to pay the bills.
You should do all you can while you're young to make the slaving less slavey and yield better returns.
Stay in school, it gets harder and harder to do the older you get and the longer you're away from the fake world of school.

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>>75767776
NEW

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