State-sanctioned desi gfs edition
>>75758565
>burned hands
Poor girl
swipe down will set you free
taxation is theft
>>75758691
nah
is that a tampon string? ew
How come there are never muslim terror attacks in Beijing, Seoul or Tokyo?
taxation is the integral factor of civilization
>>75758623
It's a henna tattoo
any other radical centrists here taken the leftypolpill?
>>75758721
less racism
>>75758745
its postmodernism not identity politics. mong
>>75758565
post more tummy
One of the london bridge attackers was called Rachid (pronounced rasheed)
just heard them saying rasheed on the radio and started howling
radical centrist in the context of /brit/ means a muslim who doesn't like islam but doesn't necessarily want to commit to full out bashing it
>>75758565
grim feet, count me out
>>75758799
footfags are even more mentally ill than faggots and paki lovers
>>75758778
oh.. wait you're serious? *sniggers*
still raining
brotherhood unity freedom
What do you think of Ben Garrison?
>>75758790
idiot
radical centrism is hating pakis and wanting them out, but also otherwise being a reasonable person
arse poo willy
>>75758819
are you the runt from the last thread who's bitter about not getting late?
>>75758778
need more postmodernism not less
destroy the enlightenment
>>75758845
people get pissed off that he labels everything but I don't mind because I like to have stuff to read
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6fnj3j/jerry_seinfeld_utterly_rejects_keshas_attempted/
>oh.. wait you're serious? *sniggers*
>>75758871
t. idiot indoctrinated by marxists at university
need a shave but cba
fucking hate how much effort it is to stay clean shaven
wonder what does the irish rorke thinks about the IRA
>>75758880
kek
>>75758782
post toot
like a cock deep in my arse so much
>>75758901
same
get razor burn every time I shave my pathetic excuse for a beard
>mfw white people still exist
>>75758901
same desu
smash the state to achieve true freedom
>>75758961
not for much longer inshalla
doing a listen to bach
Бpaтcтвo, Єднocть, Cвoбoдa!
>>75758919
don't care
love pints hate foreners simple as
>>75758935
keep going lid
>>75758623
>Pretending to not know what mehendi is
>t. Dinesh Pratap Ronaldinho Singhe
>>75758948
are u gay
nothing as hot as a bloke cumming in your arse
>>75758745
>workers of the world unite!
but I hate most of the world. Only really like Ireland and some European countries
>>75759002
good lad once again
>>75759016
alri ruslad
what new oils have you purchased lately?
Hmmm
>>75759049
which ones? :3
>>75759037
yes
>>75759058
screeching
business idea: love pints but also love foreners
Corbyn is the best chance we have as a people for a real champion of the people.
>>75759049
arse bandit
>>75759016
чтo этo? пиздeть
>>75758745
marx never fought for anything, in fact he dodged the prussian draft at 18
>>75759105
CYMRU
Y
M
R
U
>>75759056
Lukoĭl and Bašneft'
Watching a british porno, MontysPOV Sabrina Jay
Both have horrible southern accents euggghh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPpU0PMmR64
>>75759119
disagree with most things he said but I still quite admire marx for his dedicated intellectualism
>>75759068
really most of of Europe except for the poor parts and switzerland
>still quite admire marx for his dedicated intellectualism
>>75759210
so you don't like ireland?
>>75759194
/POL/ BTFO
>>75759194
why do women think they can hit men with no repercussions
>>75758751
cor
>disagree with most things he said but I still quite admire marx for his dedicated intellectualism
>>75759194
>>75759181
fuck off snivelling lefttist coward
>>75759118
пocмoтpи нa этoт пocт. >>75758842
not gay my willy just likes other willies
the irish rorke is always so angry haha
Dunno who I should side with in the race war considering I'm 1/4th wop and 1/2 slav
>>75759233
we're not poor ahmed
leave your marseille borough for once and you'll see
>>75759275
the future neoliberals want
>>75759194
I NEED SOUND
>>75759271
that isnt me sweetie x
anyone else love dogs
based puppers, gotta love em
>>75759245
*feeds you estrogen*
*teaches you tolerance*
why does beto have a french proxy
Prostitution Solicitation (self.ireland)
submitted 5 days ago * by ProstitutionIreland
I just found out that my husband of 3 years is soliciting prostitutes, not just any prostitutes by transvestites/shemale ones. It wasn't even discrete, I discovered it yesterday as I was replying to his business emails. I can't see him till Tuesday. Was I not enough for him?
Now I need to get tested for every STD. Fuck him. I am so angry, I can't talk to anyone about this.
Why do people do this?
I guess the marriage is over. Throwaway for obvious reasons.
caught a glimpse of the ATKgfs cameraman in the mirror. looks like a scrawny manlet, probably jewish, and he has one of the smallest cocks in porn. not fair.
smoking a lil' spliff out da window
Two days till we vote jezza in.
Personally can't wait to see this country turned around.
>>75759285
haha calm down mate no need to call me names
ireland is poor simple as
>>75759275
are you white or one of those chicanos that only americans would call white
>>75759194
and they say lefties aren't mentally ill
>>75759267
not gay, but trying to understand why your post. do you make such posts because straight people post their breeder stuff on here all the time and you want to express your preference as well? or is it something else
>>75759334
great post
kot
>>75759349
>we
no one here is voting for him, leftypol. jog on now
>>75758845
Ben "Gas the Kikes, even the tykes" Garrison?
>>75759334
where do you get these lid
>>75759253
я ceйчac пoнимaю
пoчeмy ты пиceшь пo-pyccкий тyт? тeбe нyжнo мaлo кapтoшки? хaхaх
The word "niche" is pronounced "neesh". People who pronounce it differently should be necked.
the irish rorke believes in a good patriots/SJWs dichotomy
>>75759194
>>75759356
I come from a long line of Nigerian shepards
>>75759194
>average american high-school
>>75759327
linky
>>75759350
we're a neoliberal heaven. Surprised the german poster hasn't moved here. France will have food riots in 20 years because of how lazy and unproductive it is
>>75759369
Foy?
the irish rorke can see in the future
>>75759410
fuck off leftypol?
>>75759387
also great post
>>75759405
might actually move to dublin within a few years
fuck all of you little worthless cunts
go do something productive with your lives
>>75759387
>mfw a yank pronounces Ajax
might filter leafs again
una vela...
can't WAIT until the election results are in and all these fucking teenage lefty retards here are either crying or nowhere to be seen ahahahhaah
>>75759405
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/6flr76/prostitution_soliciting_part_2/
>>75759374
I think most were through /s/
>oestrogen
>centre
>>75759398
dont think the nonwhites would take you lad
you're stuck with us for better or worse. Probably worse
need to eat a pussy
>>75759467
umm no sweety
corbyn landslide
>>75759349
>need to eat a pussy
>>75759367
Blini
>>75759515
I wish I could erase this image from my brain now
Legit have an autistic gf lads
>Cross road
>Wait 5 mins for her to cross
"Cars scare me"
AMA
>>75759349
t. charlotte
>>75759515
Me on the left
Good lord they look like 90s Batman villains. What happened to our once great Christian republic?
>>75759568
the gf
>>75759434
just imagined a pompous brit pronouncing the web tool that way
>>75759559
>AMA
hey reddit!
>>75759559
ex-gf was like that, she waited for the red lights every time even when the road was deserted unless I held her hand and dragged her
>>75759559
She was testing you la, girls do shit like this all the time
Remember, even if you get along with a girl, she has a boyfriend (self.Incels)
submitted 8 hours ago by Know_What_Fvck_ThisDishing out truth to non-whitecels one BlackPill at a time
No woman is single unless they're deformed or disabled, every single woman either has a bf, fuck-buddies, or a squadron of beta orbiters. Never forget.
In case you're wondering, my evidence, they don't even say that rejecting me, I just overhear people talking and go on facebook.
>>75759559
cute
pics?
>>75759606
That's what I did in the end
got my clit pierced
>>75759609
not everything a woman does is a test
the germANO think capitalism makes poor people rich
government policy idea: abolish all government spending except the NHS and the Army
>Old School Runescape has had a gay pride parade forced into it by a furfag and now the internet has reacted by holding a white pride/anti-fag parade in Falador
What a fucking world we live in.
>>75759559
aww fuck off normie scum
>>75759628
that's true though
government policy gimmick idea: abolish the NHS and the Army, but nationalize the railways
Lads she also had a channel dedicated to her hamsters.
In regards to her time sheet at work she said
"Writing the time sheet turns me on"
>>75759644
post toot hahaha
Incels in western society have it worse than jews in Nazi Germany (self.Incels)
submitted 4 hours ago by CALL_MEMESUgly but have a good personality
Think about it. We didn't do anything wrong, but everyone hates us. We are hated for simply existing. Normies keep trying to get this subreddit banned because they want us gone, they want us all to die.
We are being discriminated against in real life, for normies and roasties we are just a pest that must be eradicated.
We are not asking for too much, our only wish is to be treated like humans. We want to live a happy life like everyone else. We have feelings too, but nobody cares about us.
It starts at school, we are being bullied, the teachers treat us worse because we are ugly. It's hard for us to find a job because nobody wants to hire an ugly man. Those who find a job will be treated significantly worse than their coworkers, only because of their looks. But our biggest problem is loneliness. We are social creatures, but we can't socialize because all women are disgusted by us. They only care for Chad.
...but didn't you know, guys? Women have it much worse than us! That's why we need feminism!
>>75759644
what's the difference between nogales, AZ and nogales, sonora?
>>75759698
prehistoric gimmick
say my name
>>75759640
FONT
>>75759671
kek what
>>75759681
why is a problem that girls have beta orbitors though? they good banter fodder
>>75759715
what the fuck are you banging about mate
>All those anti–Corbynites simply because he wouldn't sing “God save the Freddy Mercry, Brian May and co.” and he doesn't dote over the Royle Family.
Really, are people so superficial in England?
Heard my father shouting this morning, while reading the newspaper, about how the muzzies must be thrown out of the UK. Figured I'd just pass on the message xx
>>75759725
>t. Muhammed
completely infatuated and lovesick over someone I can never have and spend half of my spare time daydreaming about us being together and making myself depressed
>>75759754
What awaits you at the end of your ceaseless labour?
>>75759725
when no one is around you, say baby i love you
>>75759681
kys
>>75759737
pumps up the ego of the average girl so much she thinks she deserves chad
>occupational adversity at dawn
they have "oneitises" and want to lecture people about how to live their life
>>75759746
the people in nogales, az have very high GDP per capita, high life expectancy and a good level of education
the people in nogales, sonora are poor, many illiterate and with a lower life expectancy
yet the two cities are right next to each other and populated by the exact same ethnicity (mexicans)
Labour BTFO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4578716/Apologists-terror-Corbyn-McDonnell-Abbott.html
>>75759791
nostalgic over the girlfriend i had in highschool who i just gave up on after graduating. i don't know what the fuck i thought would happen
might do a radical centrist strut version of that virgin walk meme with a picture of tim farron
got a few ideas
...say my name
Meanwhile in other parts of the UK
https://twitter.com/AmyALaPorte/status/872068274036637696
>>75759559
if cars scare you then whizz across like Usain Bolt
>drudgery at sunrise
>>75759791
Genuinely a sign of aspergers mate. I'm the same. Thankfully I'm not in the grip of an obsession right now but I've had several, some of them lasted 2-3 years and were all consuming.
>>75759810
a cramped journey home via public transport. then i'll make myself some dinner and sit on my computer for a couple hours while I ponder where it all went wrong
>>75759766
Can imagine him sharting angrily, his jowls wobbling quite Americanly
played 5 a side with someone from /sp/ yesterday
>>75759834
dont care youre wrong thats all
>>75759839
>Daily mail
Into the bin it goes
>>75759766
Good lad
>>75759735
need to occupy the next 3 days and i have nothing to do
thoughts?
>>75759873
>Genuinely a sign of aspergers mate.
s-seriously?
>>75759791
>completely infatuated and lovesick over someone I can never have and spend half of my spare time daydreaming about us being together and making myself depressed
>>75759873
>being in love with someone is a sign of Aspergers
believing this is an actual sign of Aspergers
My eyes are getting weary...
leftypol OUT
>>75759878
Wherein lies the point where of all went wrong kind serf?
>servitude to come
>>75759945
you're not in love if the person doesn't love you back
its just infatuation
torypol OUT
>>75759860
screaming
>>75759980
this
>inb4 the infatured runtoid claims he's not infaturated and it's actual love
>>75760004
hello leftypol
you fell for my bait
>>75759963
how's your back?
>>75759945
he's not in love though, he's obsessed to a delusional degree with someone who probably never even thinks about him
>>75759980
>>75760008
Nonsense, there is such a thing as unrequited love
>>75760008
>infatured
>infaturated
>>75759860
Why are provincials such loud normies?
>>75760028
hello torypol
(reddit space)
you fell for my double bait
>>75759791
Did this for a full year and a half with one girl. Thing is, I could've had her if not for my own stringent morals.
I was going to say that time fixes it and you'll get over it, but I saw a girl that looked vaguely like my oneitis from behind the other day and despite my oneitis living 3 hours away from the location I was at, my heart skipped a beat.
nigger
corbyn will mandate desi gfs for all
>>75760045
My back is getting tight
>>75760055
you can't love someone you don't really know you dunce
it could be any cute girl for this lad it wouldnt make a difference. its just infatuation.
>I know the difference between infatured an infaturated
>he doesn't dedicate his life to following aston villa football club
>>75760070
hello
leftypol
discord
thank
fuck
we
only
have
to
put
up
with
you
for
two
more
days
>>75759930
Yeah, it took me a long time to figure this out, but it's a form of autistic obsession. I've seen it labelled Limerence but imo it really fits into the autism profile.
>Thing is, I could've had her if not for my own stringent morals.
>>75760122
good post
>>75760090
'sheed
Oneitism is a mental disorder just as severe as schizophrenia
>1 1/2 year infatuated with a girl you'll never have
cannot fathom being this pathetic
met some lad from Sheffield the other week and couldn't understand a word they were saying
just kept nodding and saying yeah to everything they said
>>75760172
what's the problem with only wanting to be with one particular person at a time
monogamy is a good thing and a sign a good christian morals
>>75760172
this
>>75760199
yeah but just fantasising about it is unhealthy
>>75760178
Try reading it again. I even got fedora'd for the part you missed.
>>75760190
I had the same with someone from the Glasgow area, I think they were sort of lower class, couldn't understand a word
felt very rude asking them to repeat every 5 seconds
>>75760190
was speaking to a lad from bradford in the pub last week and it was literally just pitched grunting
That's a fucking sublime animation at the end of Newsnight, Gosh!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08tn8h6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTGJfRPLe08
>>75760218
>bradford
probably urdu then
>the Yank earlier on who thought he was an expert on the Lisbon Treaty and EU refugee policy because he read a post by Thailad only to be exposed as a complete brainlet who can't read
still giggling
>>75760190
pissed off a cab driver in dublin by doing the very same thing
>>75760214
yeah I agree constantly fascinating about someone you hardly know and have barely spoken too is a bit weird
>>75760244
why is thailad the most brilliant person to ever visit this general
Am i a cunt if i decide to fuck my best bro's sis who's only a year older than me?
I've ironically known her before i knew him but what do?
>>75760215
dont care its still pathetic
what type of morals you've got that refrains you from touching a girl but yet is OK with you being obsessed with her for such a big amount of time
if you can't reach a girl then abandon simple as. no point is pushing it
>>75760190
>they
what the fuck is this meme? you even called him "he" to begin with
>>75760244
autismo yank or Liam as he is otherwise known. an unemployed Yank who is literally here ALL day
go crazy?
dont mind if i do!
>>75760274
there was a few of them
just mixed up me words abit haha
>>75760265
seems he's very good at arguing against lefties
yellow bananas
green grapes
orange...
oranges
>>75760271
>what sort of morals stop you from ruining someone else's relationship at the cost of your own mental well-being
Good ones?
>>75760266
wouldn't do that personally but its up to you
it would almost definitely make the relationship between you and your mate weird though
>>75760266
just tell him you wanna make it law that youre brothers
>>75760190
I've never met anyone outside of my city that can understand me at first conversation.
>>75759878
didn't study hardly enough in school/college/university.
>Justin Trudeau just kayaked up to my house and talked to my parents? classic
reddit mug
>>75760316
>being obsessed with someone in a relationship
ahh yes the so-called morals
>>75760282
>Liam
that isn't me. I don't even go on /brit/ all that often
>>75760306
>says the EU controls how many non-EU immigrants the UK must take
>posts an article that says the exact opposite
>autismo yank repeats it thinking he sounds smart
>>75760358
>hardly
no kidding
>>75760306
yank
going to sleep goodnight
>>75760266
are you having trouble getting a shag or something? there are a couple of billion women who shagging would be a better idea than doing your best mates sis
cannot fathom being that desperate
wish TfL would take over the whole country's rail network
very bored
>>75760380
you're mistaken for someone else believe it or not
>>75760396
nah it should be run by the midlands engine
>>75760366
Correct. It's hard to stop coveting. But I'd argue that coveting is much better than adultery, wouldn't you? If not, you might be a cunt.
>>75760408
*heems you out of your reverie*
hm
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Con_Crud
*breaks into thread*
nobody moves and nobody gets hurt... i'm just here for my (you) fix
>>75760391
yeah me too x
>>75760380
the EU does that indirectly by controlling how many people they let into the EU in the first place
>>75760282
my name's JOSH
What slang terms are there for when you shake/pull your pants to dislodge your dick from an uncomfortable position?
Pulling up camp? Shaking your bacon?
>>75760414
course I am mate
>>75760424
>But I'd argue that coveting is much better than adultery
well yea ofc but both are shite
good night now
>>75760456
he's just joshing you mate
where were you when leftypol ruined bradleyposting
>>75760384
what was the purpose of posting that?
[Adverb
hardly (comparative hardlier or more hardly, superlative hardliest or most hardly)
(manner) Firmly, vigorously, with strength or exertion.
(manner,) Harshly, severely.]
>>75760471
you got fucking embarrassed there mate go back to shagging small amphibians
>>75760488
you can tell by the filenames he literally googled pictures of him a few days ago
>>75760457
rearranging the house
sharting
>>75760488
>there's more than one Bradleyposter
diamonds on my neck and wrist dancin
>>75760457
rearranging the furniture
>>75760501
shame
>75760526
there is
>>75760524
dont care
So where's the next attack gonna be?
doing my best
>>75760538
You're asking for it
>>75760495
must be the yanks only who've dropped that particular adverbial meaning of the word entirely
>>75760560
grimsby arcade
>>75760560
your mum's fanny
>>75760547
I invented the gimmick a months ago, hence why my files all have original filenames and not 4chan ones
Check the archives
>>75760560
grimsby arcade aka your mums fanny
>>75760560
on my bollocks hopefully
>>75760190
met a yank on a night out and he was from somewhere with that incredibly generic yank country voice a few months ago. he was talking in such a way that i though he was just some local bloke taking the piss out of yanks, but he was the real deal
>>75760560
dunno
>75760604
shant
>>75760560
they put a nail bomb in the 2p machine at grimsby arcade
>>75760560
lewisham mcdees
Gonna vote Tory because I am training to be a teacher and their manifesto says they will wipe off student debt of teachers who stay in the career.
>>75760560
cheadle
>>75760531
chase a check, never chase a bitch
>>75760620
i thought southern accents were the best of the yank accents
>>75760661
I heard that teacher training is like a leftie indoctrination camp
>>75760540
>Best guess for this image: cattle
CREASING
don't understand the 2 scoops thing
has rich piana gone mainstream?
>>75760679
it was a nice accent, it just sounded comical to hear it in person
>>75760682
That is just Universities in general.
>>75760693
rich piana is 4 scoops you imbecile
>>75760661
>training to be a teacher
nonce
>>75760700
hello leftypol discord
>>75760670
*stops chasing your mum*
*starts chasing a cheque*
might just get a 2:2 for banter haha
>>75760679
is that an original creation? I haven't seen it posted anywhere before.
>>75760712
but you don't know either
us imbeciles gotta stick together
>>75760693
that's what I thought when I first saw it
it's drumpf getting two scoops of ice cream
>that like to dislike ratio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw
Won't date a girl if she doesn't know what this is.
can't fathom getting less than a first
>>75760723
*watches you get knifed by Muhammad in the city center*
>>75760729
no but this is. save it friend
was dozing off on the couch earlier
now I'm in bed and I can't fucking sleep at all
>>75760719
>If you work with children you must be a nonce
Will never understand this meme. Who do you think is more likely to be a nonce, random members of the public with no background checks in general society or people who have to be thoroughly background checked?
>>75760731
no kys
>>75760738
implying a fat nigger like you has a chance with women anyway.
lmao
>>75760766
it's a settee you dozy cunt
>>75760775
two opportunities to correct me so far
going to make it 3?
>>75760772
what age and subject are you looking to teach
>>75760784
my history with girls would speak otherwise, virgin
>>75760772
t. nonce
>>75760772
>protesting this hard
literal nonce
make the BLOODY NEW
>>75759497
https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-polls-2017-latest-odds-tracker-maps/amp/#ampshare=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-polls-2017-latest-odds-tracker-maps/
>>75760794
11-13 years olds
sex education
>>75760274
This post I agree with VERY much, damn Beeb always playing p.c. and using the plural pronoun in a singular sense to avoid picking a gender. Sadly, it's become as common as kanker.
>>75760751
Ta, luv
[brews a cuppa to give]
>>75760738
How were they allowed to call that tiny patch of land an empire?
new
>>75760817->
>>75760794
Ages 5-11 (You teach everything)
>>75760804
>>75760806
t. nonces trying to hide their own noncery by accusing others of noncery
>>75758897
>The original joke is based on Pegg's ideas being the ludicrous, naive, immature, oversimplified daydreams of a useless layabout
Is this meant to be ironic?
>>75760845
>primary school teacher
actual nonce
>>75760790
i said he's FOUR
where my new you fucking idiots?!
*cracks the whip*
>>75760823
aesthetic borders deserve the title of empire more than this disgusting kike blob
>>75760801
t. fat nigger rapist
>>75760865
Nonce
>>75760845
actual nonce
>>75760719
jealous, perverted peace of shit
>>75760887
Literal nonce
>>75760282
>Liam
>American
Kind of an uncommon name here if I am being honest.
>>75760772
You're coming off as a right nonce here lad.
t. Primary School Teacher
Kids are cunts
>>75760901
i knew a liam in highschool. odd lad
why would a man work in a primary school
>>75760868
oh, you misunderstood the question
sorry, I was aiming WAY higher, lel
>>75760901
my dad is English
>muh heritage
>>75760879
What kind of casual doesn't blob their way to victory?
>>75760772
>thoroughly background checked
Background checked for nonce credentials, you nonce
>>75760908
>Kids are cunts
Then get another job if you hate kids mate, just because you failed at your degree and used it as a backup plan because you are fucking useless does not mean everyone else did.
>>75760929
nonce
>>75760927
kys cuck
>>75760919
booty
>>75760910
I've met one once and I'm 36 and live in the NE corridor.
>>75758845
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