Janny on the prowl edition
if you wouldn't fuck this man in a dress then you are GAY
Who /busted/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo
England is my city
greetings
>>75756048
alri
Nationalise the jannys
>>75755954
Memeing aside who do you actually think will be PM on friday and what will the government look like? Obviously Tories will win the most but do you think it'll actually be a big majority?
>>75756147
>Crunchyroll
Will be voting Tory now
>>75756147
i'm pretty sure they'll loose seats
got myself a new cat carrier lads
>>75756147
I think we will end up with much the same distribution of seats as now
>>75756147
What I think will happen: Tories will win but by a smaller majority than they had before
What I hope will happen: Tories will lose their majority and Comrade Corbyn will Make Britain Great Again
>>75756210
saw a yellow one of these on the tube today
are they some new trend or summat?
Can you get dumber if you dont read enough complex text or do enough math before your brain stops developing?
>>75756235
Would give my right bollock for that just because it'll be mental in /brit/
>>75756147
>crunchyroll
WTF I hate comrade Corbyn now
>>75756278
define dumber
>>75756324
dumberer
>>75756278
not sure how much reading books will make you smarter if you just forget most of it
if I move to mongolia will you lads call me monglad
anyone else in favour of banning lefypol?
raise ur hands lads
o/
>>75756185
>>75756313
He's old, he doesnt know better
>>75756383
No, you're unlikely to be a lad. I'd call you chinkfag
>>75756383
no we'll call you a mongoloid
because it will be true
Every time i see mummy may I am unironically gobsmacked by her true beauty. I swear she gets better looking every day.
She has my vote.
>>75756324
bad reading comprehension and math skills
basically want to know if ill turn into a tard if i stay out of school too long before going to college
>>75756389
>o/
bit fascist
>>75756389
nah
>>75756391
NEED to tell him to torrent
really really really miss the ex gf lads
the way she'd hug me
the way she'd make me cakes and buns
the way she'd say my name with her cute accent
sieg heil o/
>>75756409
>I am unironically gobsmacked by her true beauty
>>75756371
these days I forget the vast majority of a book I've read within a week
just miles from your doorstep, men are given weapons and trained to kill. the government calls it the "army" but a more alarmist name would be: the kill-bot factory
need a lefty bf
>>75756445
FONT
>>75756147
hung parliament, tory minority government, may removed in favour of hammond
>>75756469
im left handed if that works
(requirement: you MUST be a girl)
>>75756469
*sits down next to you*
*slides closer to you*
*whispers in your ear communism will win*
so sadiq khan was defending some muslim brotherhood terrorist or some shit before his mayoral career?
Manchester by the Sea was a masterpiece
Casey Affleck topped even his own perfromance in Jesse James
>>75756461
I would just like to make one thing very clear. The British Army has NEVER declared war on an eight year old child.
what would be worse in your honest opinion:
Tory-DUP coalition
or
Labour-SNP coalition
>>75756210
Creased
got a joke lads
Q: where do cleaners buy drugs?
A: jannyTOR
>>75756492
are you goddamn asshole
>>75756557
Labour/SNP is a fucking retarded idea
Labour-Lib Dem is most likely
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHH4ShdqyTw
>>75756575
WAHEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6-cEAJZlE
going to have a watch
>>75756557
Tory-DUP: bit shite
Labour-SNP: orgasmic but will never happen
get it?
r theresa
>>75756557
Tory-DUP
But I live in Belfast so it's going to impact me more than most desu
>>75756575
DWM takes good boy points?
>>75756612
What a lad
>>75756557
>Tory-DUP coalition
Norsefire
>>75756612
>tfw May is shooting herself in the foot
socialist british union when?
i unironically ironically unironically ironically the bankers ironically unironically bonuses footballers wages the soldiers ironically
>>75756583
Labour SNP is definitely most likely, Robertson was licking Corbyns arse all the way throught the debate and I'm sure both would rather have that than tories.
what does shadilay mean?
give junior doctors soldiers wages
tights
>>75756713
t. leftypol
>>75756612
does it mean there could be a chance of her squeezing my bollocks for intel if I pretended to be a terrorist online?
>>75756713
Kekistan XD
>>75756603
Good video
>>75756612
gonald bogfart on the left
>>75756713
it's a call you make in a public place to identify fellow kekistan citizens
gf i want tier
persian/arab
spanish
indian
slavic
mixed race (black/white)
black
east asian
fuck off tofty
>>75756748
thats bojo
>>75756691
britain is already a shit hole enough
>>75756787
>persian/arab
>slavic
>mixed race (black/white)
>black
>east asian
Good lad
>indian
>spanish
not sure but they can be pretty fit
ronald shlumpf is not my president
>>75756830
this t bh
>>75756607
>>75756624
>>75756656
should have added I wasn't asking leftypol just the regular /brit/ lads
this could end up being the dumbest, most pointless political move in history.
she had 4 years left.
ive got 5 grand saved up and a free summer
Gimme summat to do lads
>>75756851
leftypol hacked wikileaks wtf
mental that jimmy saville business
>>75756855
Good Job
ah, the ballet
>>75756888
Yeah me browse leftypol and brit me x
>>75756848
>>indian
>not sure
>>75756901
get a giant dildo and shove it up your arse
HOWLING
>>75756920
not a fan of dark nipples or arseholes.
>>75756575
Kateposter in
Other leafs out
who else voting for Louise Rowntree on thursday?
>>75756888
>if you don't want the dup holding power you're leftypol
do one billy
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1269
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1269
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1269
room: /brit/
password: alri
>>75756988
virus do not click
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M
Lads, it's happening again in Manchester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75757042
fake news
corbyn will get a decent vote share and try to stay
>>75757042
haha yes *whatsapp diver's ok finger signal*
>>75756787
>>75756848
>>75756920
>>75757077
excellent posts
>>75757018
I miss the 90's, lads.
OH FUCK EXPLOSION IN WAKEFIELD
>>75757117
are you a Nigger
why aren't you revising
>>75757117
Um sweetie I love white and non white women x
>>75756970
I wasn't asking you I was telling you mate
THINGS
did a splooge
>>75757166
im whiter than you
>>75757173
Which A-levels are you going for?
>>75757077
>>75757204
someone explain this Blair gimmick to me please
>>75757237
T H I N G S
hate deceptively fat girls on tinder
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
>>75757237
CAN
Need a gf
mental how she still lives in our country
leftypol are the best thing to happen to this general in a long time
gay
honestly can't see the Tories losing their majority
where in the country could they actually lose seats?
We /desihour/ now
>>75757320
Cherie is also good
>>75757361
you are moms house cuz she loves africans so much LOL
My name's Greg Knight
>>75757395
Bizzaro Rorkesheed
>>75756147
Tories are set to gain like 26 seats while labour are projected to lose 19
Its not quite the gain May would have wanted but either way shes coming out on top
just had a ferocious wank but when i came my cum was just a few solid gelatinous cubes
not healthy i don't think
>>75757166
white women are not for dating
>>75757365
also this
>>>/s/17511130
>>75757390
Want to do an election all nighter on thursday but got a driving test the next morning aha x
>>75756252
>>75756263
EXCELSIŌRĒS!
>>75756603
what happened to America? How did it forget its values? No longer striving for a greater future but descending into stagnation and ignorance
>>75757390
i swear ive seen him before
http://cdn.yougov.com/cumulus_uploads/document/prq13gslk4/FINALCALL_GB_May2015_WedPM_W.pdf
>Tory 34% Actual results were 36.8%
>Labour 34% Actual results were 30.5%
>Libdem 10% Actual results were 7.9%
>UKIP 12%
>Green 4%
>Others 6%
Lets not forget the Brexit poll from them
https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/atmwrgevvj/TimesResults_160622_EVEOFPOLL.pdf
>Remain 51%
>Leave 49%
>>75757492
racial identity politics, the likes of obama and clinton
leftypol will end up winning this election for May
yer da works at shoezone
>>75757505
tbf the margin of error is probably 3%
>>75756901
how about you get a job?
>>75757390
get it right
vote Greg Knight
>politics posting instead of posting chebs
STATE OF YOU LADS
>>75756557
DUP being anywhere near any actual power and I'd gladly pick up an armalite myself desu
big fan of a hairy muff
>>75757117
post template
>>75757505
what's your point
Feels good being a darkie in the West...
We never get killed in terror attacks in major cities
national polling means fuck all
constituencies and fptp is how elections are sorted so if Corbyn gets a huge turnout of votes in urban cities (places labour would have won anyway) it doesn't matter
>>75757617
yougov are shite
we're still going to win comrade.
>>75757577
quite good
>>75757593
got ya covered senpai
patrician tastes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZtYHCfWXk8
3 of the 11 girls I've ever shagged have been pakis
>>75757649
*imagines shoving my face down there for a sniff*
>>75757577
Big-size model I matched with on the 'der
*gives /brit/ a hug*
>>75757666
fuck off manslut
>>75757666
font
>>75757666
>11 girls I've ever shagged
FONT
>>75757651
Delete this disgusting race traitor image
Πληkτρολογήστε το kείμενο
>>75757693
>>75757666
Normsheed
>there are "men" ITT who've never had sex
>>75757666
never shagged a paki but have shagged a proper indian
how can i get an indian gf lads
>The Canadian government may legally remove children from families that refuse to accept their child’s chosen “gender identity” thanks to new legislation passed by the Ontario province.
>Bill 89, “Supporting Children, Youth and Families Act, 2017,” was approved on June 1 by a vote of 63 to 23.
>>75757745
i put my dick into an indian
it was a jalfrezi lol
>>75757762
>ontario province
>canadian government
fake news
face is a bit tense
>>75757744
nothing wrong with that people have different goals in life let's not judge x
>>75757754
be white and go to a good American college
>>75757691
Lucky lad
>>75757638
reminder that Survation called the last election right but didn't publish it
http://survation.com/snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory/
>>75757744
FUCK OFF
The sister is very pro-refugee and lives in an area where it's >98% white, whereas I'm slightly racist because I live in London. Really makes you think.
>>75757762
>>75757754
Find one who has more liberal parents. Be well prepared for the future
t. Indian gf
>>75757754
is that homeshake's lass?
>there's a tank who repeatedly pretends that he's not a sexless loser
wew
wish i was a virgin desu would give me something to strive for
>>75757786
>tfw survation gave this yesterday
CON: 41% (-2)
LAB: 40% (+3)
(via @Survation / 02 - 03 Jun)
Chgs. w/ 27 May.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871858754769301504
>>75757797
I'm a nog, m8. I've already lost at birth. Just shocked that some haven't stuck their penis into a drunk woman's vagina.
>>75757804
stop being racist
it's all connected to class
what rhe fuck do I do on a train commute?
read a book or something?
>>75757865
listen to the latest molyneux
>>75757744
smooth talking pansies who appeal to womens' emotions for sex are not men
real men just visit prozzies
>>75757865
wank
>>75757827
they're fucking shameless
absolutely fuming
>>75757865
Andrew Klavan/Ben Shapiro show
>>75757859
well i don't like drinking and i've never been around a woman outside of school/university, plus i'm shy and timid
wmdf (white male desi female)
>he pays the tv license fee
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0553p6m
>>75757744
shut up
>>75757865
look out the window
>>75757877
but then I still have to do the awkward eye thing with the person opposite me
>>75757853
weird that the Conservatives haven't even dipped that much and are still >40% yet Labour rose to 40% as well
>>75755994
Mike "RuPaul's Fag Erase" Pence
>>75757863
Ahh yes, all those terrorist attacks are equally distributed amongst working class people of different ethnicities
>>75757915
pretend to sleep
anime
>>75757903
>
>>75757865
Last time I was on a long train ride, I listened to See You Again for about a half hour. Then I listened to Benji while looking out at the sun-soaked rolling hills and fields and thinking about the cute girl I was going to visit.
>>75757980
the pengest interracial coupling
>>75757536
if you think obama and clinton are to blame than you fucking retarded
the Kraut's improving in my estimation, he just needs to keep his big nose out of politics.
>>75758002
retards of their ilk, not just them
>keep saying to myself, "one last refresh before i start wat i was supposed to do this afternoon"
welp! i am stuck in this hellhole!!!
>>75757953
terrorism is a symptom of youth bulges
Really want to move away from London and commute in from a comfy rural area instead, but train tickets are literally more than £5k per year. Fucking joke desu
parents are buying a place in the highlands friends, just having a listen to some kenneth mckellar to get me in the mood.
VERY impressed so far (picture unrelated)
>>75758032
>refresh
you don't auto-update or at least update?
>>75758034
alri samuel p. huntington
>>75758034
Stop talking about youth bulges you fucking paedo
watch this
>>75758122
ah of course
guys at my internship were all talking about their threesome experiences. i hate normies so much, why don't i get to fuck hot girls
>>75758002
Call me retard to my face and I will fucking final solution you, you fucking rubbery-lipped Kike cunt.
>>75758032
Mister_Burns'_plaque.jpg
>>75758100
refresh doesn't keep me waiting. the auto update feature is for fucking casuals!
>>75758132
this is why i haven't got a job yet
the thought of normies talking about sex, asking me stuff and finding out i'm a kissless virgin and laughing at me makes me feel ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwDPhummhg
>>75758129
fairly certain that's illegal
>>75758129
Don't really understand why papers do this, has anyone ever really made a decision to vote a certain way because some news corporation told them to
All this paki posting is getting me really bothered, have this haunting suspicion that I could have shagged a 7/10 paki with a VERY nice arse but once I realised she went to uni far away I blanked her even though she comes back here in the holidays
>>75758174
but it's "comment"
>>75758192
yes
>>75758132
fucking hate patriarchical norms
>>75758192
maybe not conciously but it's difficult to entirely avoid the influence of voices you trust
it's why loads of people go into 4chan as relatively liberal teenagers and come out as jaded fascist adults, for instance
overground
>>75758151
don't just stay on 4Chan, go read other stuff whilst waiting for decent posts to arrive, blja.
>fucking hate patriarchical norms
drunk 1 (one) pint and feeling very good
not tipsy but just a positive outlook on life. think I might be onto something with this so called drinking in moderation
thoughts?
clash of civilizations is interesting
the central thesis may or may not have been wrong but he did correctly identify where a lot of future conflicts would come from
>>75758286
>side with labour, conservative, lib dem and ukip on immigration
what
got hallucinogenic persisting perception disorder lads
>>75757865
Read Capital volume 1
>>75758129
what sort of peon is influenced by newspapers
>>75758288
nah
>>75758278
the pressure on young men to be promiscious and acquire sex in order to brag to other men is very bad
>>75758132
i'm an incel and work with several girls who wear tights every day
one wore a leather skirt today as well. it's very frustrating/
>>75758320
>Ukip want 350,000 migrants a year
>tories want 400,000 migrants a year
>labour and lib dems want 600,000 migrants a year
Hmm, it's almost like all of them support mass immigration but some of them just slightly less than others
>>75758350
Sverige, ja!
political science is an utterly worthless field
>>75758320
all of my answers were strictly anti pakis and it was one of the few issues I cared about
>>75758136
*gets naked*
mate I'll send your jaw spinning so fast it breaks the speed of light and goes back in time to when your jaw wasnt spinning
>>75758371
there's a 5'2 girl with very tight legs and who wears shorts that are 1 size too small. i've posted about it here a million times so you probably already know, but i really want to knock her over the head and drag her into a cave and have sex with her every time i see her
>>75758388
>he enjoys gender norms
state of you
business idea: zero net migration
can someone give me an abridged history of the germanic lands during the middle ages? holy roman empire right?
>>75758388
he's not wrong 2bf
just slapped a girl on the arse and then snogged her lads
>>75758420
>he doesn't
>he does the virgin post
post (non white) slags
>>75758232
>go into 4chan as relatively liberal teenagers and come out as jaded fascist adults
Been trying to fight it recently but fuck me are pakis disgusting
>>75758466
potato famine
hey /brit/
i haven't posted here for about a week. how has everyone been?
truly and utterly lost
>>75758466
>I-im not a virgin
Sure lad whatever you say :^)
>>75758436
~800 AD HRE forms
~1800 AD Napoleon destroys it
>>75758468
only whites can be slags
>>75758129
just got off the phone with juncker and he said he actually wants tim farron in
>>75758468
>>75758468
>>75758456
me too. stop posting, you remind me of all the chances i've let slip through my fingers. fuck off
>75758496
>he posts the national stereotype to show that he's lost the argument
supreme move, mo chara
>>75758523
rasheed
>>75758468
just had sex
>>75758515
so this is the power of identity politics...
>>75758468
pic
>>75758456
FONT
how much do you lads drink?
normally have a beer with dinner after work and then a beer just before I go to bed on week days and then have a few at the pub on a saturday with no booze on sundays
thoughts on this map?
... me timothy james farron swiping into parliament 8 june 2017 ...
>>75758553
>let slip through my fingers
how though? I doubt I've let this one slip, going to be seeing her tomorrow again and by the end of the week I'll probably have knobbed her
business idea: become a middle class office runt who buys lunch from those hipster stalls/vans
>>75758556
>"Terrorists attack us because of Iraq!"
and yet Poland was one of the main powers in the US-led coalition invasion
has Poland had any islamic terror attacks? no?
how coincidental that they have very little islamic population
>>75758468
yes
>>75758624
FUCK OFF
can't decide whether I should kill myself at 60 or aim for 100
thoughts on this map?
>>75758605
enjoy this post very much
>>75758593
only ever drink at weekends. and then not much. dont like booze much 2bh. think im slightly allergic to it.
>>75758636
it wasn't banter, it was merely stale old shite.
>Tanks into banter
>>75758686
>>75758687
>those timestamps
nice
>>75758636
>Irishman's-dinner. A fast
>>75758593
run out of cash but up until saturday I'd been gone on a two week streak averaging about half a bottle fo voddy per day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkd55ws44EQ
me lurking in the darkness
>>75756018
used to sing this on kareoke :I
take out the papers and the trash
>>75756612
THERESA MAY IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
>>75757361
This. If you seriously think the past few weeks of the same old soundbites is going to turn out a radically different result from the by-election then you are delusional.
>>75761023
honestly, that makes me even harder.